It looks like your net love girlfriend to ask that you do like JK, the words that likes, she is willing with your racing present! You told her ecstatically, the person lived is being JK, I loved JK, our racing present, got the card on the same day! Then when you wait for patiently the girlfriend looks for you, actually discovered that your girlfriend is actually Ka clones. 就像是你的网恋女友问你喜不喜欢JK,喜欢的话,她就愿意和你奔现！你欣喜若狂的告诉她,人活着就是JK,我爱JK,我们奔现吧,当天领证！然后当你耐心等待女朋友来找你的时候,却发现你女朋友其实是迦拉克隆。 My goodness, that can not more excited...... wait/etc, probably is not quite right? Ok, should not be the big matter. 好家伙,那不得更兴奋……等等,好像不太对劲？算了,应该不是什么大事儿。 In discovering Elisebell from the beginning is when deceives itself and own paternal grandmother, the god cracking fire weaves to feel oneself should reveal the unusual vitality/angry the expression to be right, but she feels oneself conscience, felt own anything air/Qi cannot live. 在发现爱茜蓓尔从一开始就是在欺骗自己和自己的奶奶的时候,神裂火织感觉自己应该露出非常生气的表情才对,但是她摸着自己的良心,感觉自己什么气都生不出来。 Yes, liked the clothes elder sister deceiving her paternal grandmother, compiled one „pitifully” life experience! However...... then? What liked the clothes elder sister obtaining? 是,爱衣姐姐是骗了她奶奶,编造了一个“可怜”的身世！但是……然后呢？爱衣姐姐获得了什么？ If the winter sea liked the clothes cheating on the paternal grandmother, then swindled paternal grandmother's money even is the real estate, the god cracking fire wove, even if the body cracked must give to cut her, but she has not only swindled paternal grandmother's wealth, instead from each aspect subsidy family/home. 如果说冬海爱衣欺骗了奶奶,然后骗取了奶奶的金钱甚至是房产,那神裂火织就算是身体崩裂也要把她给砍了,但是她不仅没有骗取奶奶的钱财,反而是从各个方面去补贴自己家。 „What's wrong?” Elisebell looks that fell into the silent god cracking fire to weave, said: „Vitality/Angry? Because I deceived mother -in-law.” “怎么了？”爱茜蓓尔看着陷入了沉默的神裂火织,说道:“生气了吗？因为我骗了婆婆。” „Is because has not been angry, therefore I find it strange.” The god cracking fire weaves honest following in the Elisebell side, said: „Although you indeed deceived the paternal grandmother, feeling that but I have not been angry completely.” “就是因为并没有生气,所以我才觉得奇怪的。”神裂火织老老实实的跟在爱茜蓓尔的身边,说道:“虽然你的确骗了奶奶,但是我完全没有生气的感觉。” „Isn't really angry?” “真不生气？” „It is not angry.” “不生气。” „That is good.” Elisebell relaxes, she pats the shoulder that the god cracking fire wove, said: „Since you have not been angry, the elder sister gives you an honorable and arduous person!” “那就好。”爱茜蓓尔松了一口气,她拍了拍神裂火织的肩膀,说道:“既然你没生气的话,那姐姐就交给你一个光荣而又艰巨的人吧！” „?” “？” Why does not know, the god cracking fire wove the feeling of instinct a very familiar feeling, this type familiar felt like has presented one time before several years on her body...... 不知道为什么,神裂火织本能的感觉到了一种非常熟悉的感觉,这种熟悉的感觉似乎在数年前就在她的身上出现过一次…… Right, is the destiny of named tool person. 对,是名为工具人的命运。 „Elder sister, aren't you preparation will let take care of that child?” A moment ago Elisebell and Roller's dialogue has not hidden the truth from the god cracking fire to weave, therefore she knew certainly existence of some child. “姐姐,你不会是准备让照顾那个孩子吧？”刚才爱茜蓓尔和萝拉的对话根本就没有瞒着神裂火织,所以她当然知道某孩子的存在。 „Tells the truth, indeed.” Elisebell showed an acting with constraint smile toward Roller, she said: „But I can guarantee, you will like this child very much!” “有一说一,的确。”爱茜蓓尔朝着萝拉露出了一个矜持的笑容,她说道:“但是我敢保证,你会很喜欢这个孩子哦！” Can no one not like cushion Dick this innermost feelings pure child? The god cracking fire weaves this good camp liked. 没有人会不喜欢茵蒂克丝这种内心单纯的孩子吧？神裂火织这种善良阵营的就更喜欢了。 ............ ………… ............ ………… Facts showed, the choice of Elisebell is really correct! Cushion Dick was less than one week in „adoption”, the god cracking fire wove accepted this innermost feelings pure girl thoroughly. 事实证明,爱茜蓓尔的选择果然是正确的！在“领养”了茵蒂克丝不到一个星期,神裂火织就彻底接受了这个内心纯洁的女孩子。 „Not also good?” Elisebell is lying down sunning in two building balconies, the god cracking fire weaves conducts the daily practice below, cushion Dick sits on nearby lawn, looking at steadily looks that the god cracking fire weaves. “不也挺好的吗？”爱茜蓓尔在二楼阳台上躺着晒太阳,神裂火织则是在下面进行日常的练习,茵蒂克丝则是坐在一旁的草地上,目不转睛的看着神裂火织。 ‚God cracking fire weaves is responsible for also having wheat Yeshen to benefit with cushion Dick to paste the post, Railgun Sis as well as holds Qi Tietie with the black mole, then tears pastes the post with the early spring and Landa, well?’ ‘神裂火织就负责和茵蒂克丝还有麦野沈利贴贴,炮姐就和黑子以及操祈贴贴,然后泪子就和初春和芙兰达贴贴,咦？’ Elisebell touches own chin, saying looking pensive: „How probably is the post post of triangle? Ok, the issue is not big, the math teacher has said that the triangle is the stablest shape!” 爱茜蓓尔摸了摸自己的下巴,若有所思的说道:“怎么好像都是三角形的贴贴？算了,问题不大,数学老师说过,三角形是最稳定的形状！” The beautiful young girl pastes the post with the beautiful young girl in any case, regarding getting up strip brother......, on actually the strip works as the hemp is really in the light novel, rare, will not make one produce is hostile to one of feeling actors! 反正美少女就和美少女贴贴吧,至于说上条老哥……啧,其实上条当麻真的是轻小说里,少见的,不会让人产生敌视感的男主角之一！ Many people jokingly call him are on the strip the younger sister hand, but looks over the full text, on strip all matters that when the hemp does, to not obtain younger sister's favorable impression action- this behavior really can call it the sage! 很多人都戏称他是上条把妹手,可是纵观全文,上条当麻所做的所有事,都不是为了获得妹子的好感而行动的-这种行为真的可以称之为圣人了！ Cites a simple example, if Elisebell and previous strip, when the hemp bumped into the girl to be harassed by the young hooligan, then the response of Elisebell possibly was „oh, the hero rescued beautiful”, on but strip, when the response of hemp was „this girl has the difficulty”-, although from result, Elisebell and previous strip, when the hemp saved the girl, moreover without, because saved others on the slender graciousness pictoral newspaper, but did not affect Elisebell to give the strip, when the hemp gave the thumbs-up. 举个简单的例子,如果爱茜蓓尔和上条当麻都碰到了女孩子被小流氓骚扰,那么爱茜蓓尔的反应可能是“哇哦,英雄救美”,而上条当麻的反应则是“这个女孩子有困难了”-虽然从结果上来说,爱茜蓓尔和上条当麻都救下了女孩子,而且没有因为救了人家就狭恩图报,但是丝毫不影响爱茜蓓尔给上条当麻竖起大拇指。 He is worth. 他值得。 „Just......” Elisebell showed a worried expression, „, to help on strip brother, I have really not known how must start.” “只不过……”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个苦恼的表情,“如果想帮助一下上条老哥的话,我还真不知道要怎么下手啊。” What on does the strip work as hemp biggest external is? Is his right hand, was called „illusion killer” existence! According to the understanding of Elisebell, his right hand was called „the benchmark of physical principle” something- is „exceptionally” the thing is revised in any case completely, therefore Elisebell also after understanding his right hand, jokingly calls it for „Newton's coffin lid”. 上条当麻最大的外挂是什么？是他的右手,被称之为“幻象杀手”的存在！根据爱茜蓓尔的了解,他的右手是被称之为“物理法则的基准”的某种东西-反正就是“异常”之物全部都会被修正,所以爱茜蓓尔也在了解到他的右手之后,戏称它为“牛顿的棺材盖”。 Because of existence of illusion killer, causes on the strip, when the hemp is unable to cultivate the merit law, is unable to accept the strengthening of medicinal bath, is unable to use to increase the physical ability the item, the method that he grows stronger only, possibly can only conduct the most basic body exercise, then cultivates the wrestle technique, combat power that may be able to promote like this...... was too limited. 正是因为幻象杀手的存在,导致上条当麻无法修炼功法,无法接受药浴的强化,无法使用增加体能的道具,他唯一变强的方法,可能只能进行最基本的身体锻炼,然后修炼一下格斗术,可这样能提升的战斗力……太有限了。 „Brain hurts extravagantly, on the strip had the illusion killer to be equal to rejecting all strengthening, this what to do? Cannot say that unloaded to him the illusion killer? Un?” Elisebell said here, suddenly gawked, „, probably...... indeed? Directly illusion killer unloading words, on strip, when the hemp can't be strengthened?” “脑阔疼,上条有幻象杀手等于拒绝了一切强化,这怎么办啊？总不能说把幻象杀手给他卸了吧？嗯？”爱茜蓓尔说道这里,突然愣了一下,“等下,好像……的确可以？直接把幻象杀手给卸了的话,上条当麻不就可以被强化了？” Elisebell felt oneself looked to hit the new mainland! 爱茜蓓尔感觉自己找打了新的大陆！ „If following this mentality......, because must fantasizing the killer also goes back, therefore on behalf of BUFF enhancement cannot......” Elisebell feels the chin, said: „Therefore...... was the opportunity that the medicinal bath arrived?” “如果顺着这个思路的话……因为还要把幻想杀手还回去,所以代表BUFF型的加强是不可以的……”爱茜蓓尔摸着下巴,说道:“所以……又是药浴登场的机会了？” If analogies the game the real life, then on strip, when the fantasy killer of hemp means that „all reduce the profit, gain and passive skill to be completely invalid, equipping the attribute is also invalid”, on in other words strip, when hemp role is doomed is unfurnished unaccomplished Blank slate-, but trades is all skill injuries is completely invalid. 如果把现实生活比喻成游戏,那么上条当麻的幻想杀手意味着“自身一切减益、增益、被动技能全部无效,装备属性也无效”,也就是说上条当麻这个角色注定是一个无装备无技能的“白板号”-但是换来的是所有技能伤害完全无效。 The means that then, Elisebell adopts increase this blank slate number foundation attribute directly- right, is not the Falna of like this passive gain god, is not magic spirit attire such equipment, but increases the blank slate number directly the attribute value. 那么,爱茜蓓尔采取的办法就是直接增加这个白板号的基础属性-对,不是神之恩赐这样的被动增益,也不是魔法灵装这样的装备,而是直接增加白板号的属性值。 ............ ………… ............ ………… After wants to understand, Elisebell stood from the chair immediately, prepares to kill Nihon (Japan) to go, but she just lifted starts to realize a matter- she now is 19 years old, but the god cracking fire weaves is 12 years old, on the strip mister weaves probably small two years old compared with the god cracking fire, therefore is 10 years old. 想明白了之后,爱茜蓓尔顿时从椅子上站了起来,准备杀到霓虹去,但是她才刚刚抬起脚就意识到了一件事-她现在19岁,而神裂火织是12岁,上条先生比神裂火织大概小两岁,所以是十岁。 „Is this, only 10 years old?” Elisebell flexure own head, said: „This considers as finished.” “啊这,才十岁？”爱茜蓓尔挠了挠自己的脑袋,说道:“这个还是算了吧。” Waits again for two years, waits for the strip, when the hemp entered Gakuentoshi, is unable to have the ability, oneself make a move to help him strengthen one wave again- at least can little eat shrivelled? 再等两年吧,等上条当麻进入了学园都市,然后无法拥有能力,自己再出手去帮他强化一波-至少能少吃一点瘪是吧？ „In dying sickness startled sits up, discovering the youngster is only ten years old.” Elisebell lay down on the chair, was long-drawn-out pulled out the cell phone, opened the chat group, prepared to have a look at the sand sculpture netizens to put in order anything to live newly. “垂死病中惊坐起,发现少年才十岁。”爱茜蓓尔重新躺回了椅子上,然后悠哉的掏出了手机,打开聊天群,准备看看沙雕网友们又在整什么新活。 Loki: I spat, how to have such disgusting thing. 洛基:我吐了,怎么会有这么恶心的玩意啊。 Elisebell: What situation? 爱茜蓓尔:什么情况？ Loki: I couple of days ago pulled out the Resident Evil world, the result...... my guts must be frightened to fly. 洛基:我前两天抽到了生化危机的世界,结果……我胆儿都要被吓飞了。 Elisebell: Notch, good luck! 爱茜蓓尔:哦豁,祝你好运！ Resident Evil this world, to Loki them, the injury possibly is not very big, but scary feeling full- particularly the seventh generation, these black does not keep the losing fungus strange true to life what told the player is the thing of disgusting person. 生化危机这个世界,对洛基她们而言,伤害可能不是很大,但是吓人感十足-尤其是第七代,那些黑不留丢的菌怪迫真的告诉了玩家什么叫恶心人的东西。 Loki: Other light refuels, selects practical! 洛基:别光加油啊,来点实用的！ Elisebell: What is practical? 爱茜蓓尔:什么叫实用的？ Loki: The good brothers, to give me entire and atomic bomb, the hydrogen bomb can also boil! 洛基:好兄弟,给我整和原子弹,氢弹也可以熬！ Elisebell:??? 爱茜蓓尔:？？？ Elisebell: are you out of your mind? 爱茜蓓尔:侬脑子瓦特了吧？ Elisebell: Atomic bomb and hydrogen bomb?? How you do not ascend the sky!! 爱茜蓓尔:原子弹和氢弹？？你怎么不上天呢！！ Loki: My this does not think that AOE does wash? The entire city everywhere is these at sixes and sevens things! I must explode to it directly! 洛基:我这不是想AOE洗地吗？整个城市到处都是这些乱七八糟的东西！我要给它直接炸了！ Elisebell: The mental illness, under can your hand Levie Syria achieve the same matter? 爱茜蓓尔:神经病啊,你手底下的里维利亚就能做到一样的事情好吗？ Loki: Where this can be the same! Levie Syria may be unable to make hydrogen bomb that special effect! 洛基:这哪能一样啊！里维利亚可做不出来氢弹那种特效诶！ My goodness, therefore you do explode the nuclear weapon to look at the special effect? Worthily is willful Kami-sama! 好家伙,所以你炸核武器是为了看特效吗？不愧是任性的神明大人！ Elisebell: The nuclear weapon explosion may not only be the special effect issue, it will have the extremely bad effect on the environment! 爱茜蓓尔:核武器爆炸可不仅仅是特效问题,它还会对环境造成极其恶劣的影响！ Loki: Therefore sends for one point to solve the mysterious item of nuclear pollution while convenient, thanks the eggplant! 洛基:所以顺便发过来一分可以解决核污染的神奇道具,谢谢茄子！ Elisebell:? 爱茜蓓尔:？ When she does knock? Time, is not she has the issue, but is she felt that Loki has the issue. 当她敲出？的时候,不是她有问题,而是她感觉洛基有问题。 Elisebell: Claw close to! 爱茜蓓尔:爪巴！ Loki: This, the elder sister, should not be my elder sister! Satisfies my small desire one time! 洛基:别这样,姐,你是我姐！满足我这小小的愿望一次吧！ A Elisebell face speechless rubbed own head, then returns to the covered passageway: ” If you can make the goal city have no living person, only then loses the corpse, I can do one to you. 爱茜蓓尔一脸无语的揉了揉自己的脑袋,然后回复道:”如果你能让目标城市没有任何一个活人,只有丧尸的话,我可以给你搞一枚。 Good, told the facts, Elisebell were also interested in the explosion special effect of this thing, therefore she prepared herself also to collect the liveliness, ~ 好吧,实话实说,爱茜蓓尔自己也对这玩意的爆炸特效感兴趣,所以她准备自己也去凑一下热闹,诶嘿~ After ending and chatting of Loki, Elisebell watched that side the duty advancement, discovered that more than ten years did not see, the duty column were also many several duties. 结束了和洛基的侃大山之后,爱茜蓓尔又看了看任务进程那边,发现十几年不见,任务栏又多了几个任务。 【The island of donkey】 【驴的岛】 Task definition: Saves that to border on the shatter world. 任务内容:拯救那个濒临破碎的世界吧。 Enforcement agents: Spatial and white, jeep( below omitted) 执行人员:空、白、吉普莉尔(以下略) 【Institute that collapses】 【崩的院】 Task definition: Saves that to border on the shatter world. 任务内容:拯救那个濒临破碎的世界吧。 Enforcement agents: Riku, rests the ratio, deep red Neil including( below omitted) 执行人员:里克、休比、真红・尼尔巴连(以下略) My goodness, did the lead group of game life enter in the game world to recall the tragedy? 好家伙,游戏人生的主角团进游戏世界里挽回悲剧了？ Elisebell: spatial white Riku rests the ratio, your what situations? 爱茜蓓尔:@空@白@里克@休比,你们什么情况？ Spatial: Let alone, blamed the recent group system update any game area, after entering the pit this game, did to collapse my mentality, grass, my big brother ACE, my Yelena! My wife! 空:别说了,都怪最近群系统更新了一个什么游戏区,入坑了这游戏之后把我心态都搞崩了,艹,我的ACE大哥,我的叶莲娜！我的老婆啊！ In vain: Elder Brother, isn't your wife I? 白:哥,你老婆不是我吗？ Riku: Let alone, blamed the game area, I should not enter pit broken academy, backward extinguish the world directly, my wife did not have! 里克:别说了,都怪游戏区,我就不该入坑这破学园,追溯篇直接灭世,我的老婆都没了！ Rests the ratio: Does Riku...... go off track? 休比:里克……出轨？ Then these two people did not have the sound, Elisebell revealed the smile without the conscience- roar roar roar, ethical family play, Moshi Louie! 然后这两个人就没声音了,爱茜蓓尔露出了没有良心的笑容-吼吼吼,家庭伦理剧,哦莫希洛伊！