This is Elisebell one week ago words. 这是爱茜蓓尔一周前的话。 „Hello, today in the class has a new revolutions school to live, everyone must remember that takes care of her!” “大家好,今天班上有一个新的转校生,大家要记得照顾她哦！” This is one week later, reality that Elisebell encounters. 这是一周后,爱茜蓓尔遭遇的现实。 Why, why can like this? 为什么,为什么会这样呢？ Can meet again with Elsa and the others for the first time, can weave the governing elder sister to work as the neighbor with the god cracking fire for the first time, should be the joy of duplicate, but...... 第一次可以和艾尔莎等人重聚,第一次可以和神裂火织御姐当邻居,本应该是双份的快乐,但是…… „Mother-in-law, you urged the young lady!” A Rem face sees mother -in-law sadly, said: „She is not willing to go to school!” “婆婆,你劝劝小姐吧！”雷姆一脸伤心的看着婆婆,说道:“她不愿意去上学！” „???” “？？？” Is lying down on the sofa eats the potato chips to drink Coke to play grass cat 2 Elisebell that had not harmonious patch sit to set out fiercely, then looks to stand with the dumbfounded look in the entrance, the right hand holds the face, worried said to the god cracking mother-in-law who coming to drop around: „Before Britain, the young lady was handled not the good matter in the school by the schoolmate, some contradictions that therefore changes go to the school......” 正躺在沙发上吃着薯片喝着可乐玩着打了无和谐补丁的草猫二的爱茜蓓尔猛地坐起身来,然后用目瞪口呆的眼神看着站在门口,右手捧着脸,一副苦恼的对前来串门的神裂婆婆说道:“之前在英国的时候,小姐在学校被同学做了不好的事情,所以变的有些抵触去学校……” What as for is not good matter, mother -in-law very aware basis Nihon (Japan) national condition went to the brain to make up the school in Britain- definitely is sees the child not to have the father, mother also for a long time not in the side, therefore conducted very excessive campus humiliation? 至于是什么不好的事情,婆婆已经非常自觉的根据霓虹国情去脑补了英国的学校-肯定是看着孩子没有父亲,母亲也长期不在身边,所以进行了非常过分的校园欺凌吧？ The mother-in-law even can „notice that” several stature grandiose females encircle in the Elisebell side, ridiculed her: „Hey, your father does not love the orphan who mother does not love!” 婆婆甚至都能“看到”好几个身材壮硕的女性围在爱茜蓓尔的身边,嘲笑她:“嘿,你这个爹不疼妈不爱的孤儿！” Made the person love dearly! 太让人心疼了！ Then, in Nihon (Japan), makes mother -in-law protect you! 那么,在霓虹,就让婆婆来保护你吧！ The mother-in-law got hold of the fist, said: „Maid young lady, this matter gives me! I will certainly make her little darling go to school! Moreover the usual sending and picking up work gives me!” 婆婆握紧了拳头,说道:“女仆小姐,这件事就交给我吧！我一定会让她乖乖去上学的！而且平时的接送工作就交给我吧！” What? You said that in my family doesn't have a child? 什么？你说我家里不是还有一个崽吗？ Am I pushing the baby carriage not? When I sooner or later don't take a walk? 我推着婴儿车不可以吗？我早晚当散步不可以吗？ „Mother-in-law, thanked your attendance to the young lady very much, but sent and picked up the young lady to be the work of our maid every day, if we worked these lose to you completely, we were ashamed to this wages.” Rem does intentionally worried saying, „, but, if I said that what does not need you to do, you can definitely not be glad right?” “婆婆,很感谢您对小姐的照顾,不过每天接送小姐应该是我们女仆的工作,如果我们把这些工作全部丢给您的话,那我们就愧对这一份工资了。”雷姆故作苦恼的说道,“可是,如果我说什么都不需要您做的话,您肯定会不乐意对吧？” „That is the affirmation!” Nod of mother -in-law makes an effort, said: „If makes me put cute LIttle El (love) not to manage, mother -in-law I am not definitely glad!” “那是肯定的！”婆婆用力的点了点头,说道:“如果让我放着可爱的小爱不管的话,婆婆我肯定是不乐意的！” „In this case, Rem has a small proposal-” Rem smilingly sees mother -in-law, said: „If mother -in-law can make the young lady go to school, that in the situation that we accompany, can make mother -in-law send and pick up the young lady to go to and from school, but in return, when the young lady attended class, mother -in-law must allow us to help to the husband's family's home.” “这样的话,雷姆有一个小小的提案-”雷姆笑眯眯的看着婆婆,说道:“如果婆婆能够让小姐去上学的话,那么在我们陪同的情况下,可以让婆婆接送小姐上下学,但是作为交换,在小姐上课的时候,婆婆也要允许我们到婆婆家里去帮忙。” „, Is this not quite good?” Mother-in-law a little hesitant saying: „You are this maid, I have no reason......” “啊,这不太好吧？”婆婆有点犹豫的说道:“你们是这家的女仆,我也没理由……” „But, the young lady is not mother-in-law's child, mother -in-law have no reason to take care of the young lady, not?” The Rem rebuttal said that „, if mother -in-law wants to take care of the young lady, please let us take care of mother -in-law.” “可是,小姐也不是婆婆的孩子,婆婆也没理由照顾小姐,不是吗？”雷姆反驳道,“如果婆婆想照顾小姐的话,就请让我们照顾婆婆吧。” „???” “？？？” Elisebell face confusing in room. 在屋内的爱茜蓓尔一脸的迷惑。 It is not, my litigant has not nodded, your why one has exchanged, did the preparation draw the conclusion the trend? I, Elisebell, senior samsara, the strength seven peaks, half eight, the universe, do you first make me go to the elementary school? 不是,我这个当事人还没点头呢,你们为什么就一副已经交流完毕,准备下定论的趋势了？我,爱茜蓓尔,资深轮回者,实力七段巅峰,半步八段,宇宙,你先让我去上小学？ Believed me to rip you? 信不信我撕了你？ „I must not possible attend the elementary school!” “我必不可能去读小学！” ............ ………… ............ ………… „Hello, my name is the winter sea loves the clothes!” On the face of Elisebell brings standing of business smile on the platform, saying of speaking in an infantile tone of voice: „Interest reads! Asked everyone to advise much!” “大家好,我的名字是冬海爱衣！”爱茜蓓尔的脸上带着营业式微笑的站在讲台上,奶声奶气的说道:“兴趣是看书！请大家多多指教！” ‚Why I must come to here to accompany this group of bear children to go to the elementary school.’ The Elisebell casting a sidelong glance entrance, discovered a god cracking mother-in-law face is worried looks at itself, she cannot help but shows „please feel relieved” the smile. ‘为什么我要来这里陪这群熊孩子上小学啊。’爱茜蓓尔瞟了一眼门口,发现神裂婆婆正一脸担心的看着自己,她不由得露出了一个“请放心”的笑容。 Rem, you are waiting! I will make you know that anything is called the flesh fascia spear/gun, buries the gold/metal finger! 雷姆,你等着！我会让你知道什么叫做人肉筋膜枪,殉葬金手指！ In west! 西内！ After the Elisebell introduction ended, the following students is a as if dementia same expression, lets the teacher and a mother-in-law anxiety on platform. 在爱茜蓓尔介绍结束之后,下面的学生们都是一副仿佛痴呆儿一样的表情,让讲台上的老师和门外的婆婆一阵紧张。 Teacher Grandma and: ‚Difficult............ to be repelled?’ 老师and婆婆:‘难……难道说……被排斥了？’ „?” “诶嘿？” After several seconds, along with one that Elisebell is tilting the head, the entire classroom fell into the ebullition. 几秒之后,伴随着爱茜蓓尔歪着头的一声诶嘿,整个教室陷入了沸腾。 „, Is quite lovable!” “哇哇哇,好可爱！” „Probably doll!” “好像洋娃娃！” „Person equally is occasionally lovable!” “人偶一样可爱！” During the female students on class fell into the wind to be disorderly immediately, but the male students on class...... 班上的女生们顿时陷入了风中凌乱之中,而班上的男生…… Male student hammer, this is the female elementary student, only then girl! 男生个锤子,这是女子小学生,只有女孩子！ - -- - -- „Loves the clothes sauce, bye-bye!” “爱衣酱,拜拜！” „Bye-bye, potherb mustard!” “拜拜,雪菜！” „Tomorrow sees, loves the clothes sauce!” “明天见,爱衣酱！” „Bye-bye, child!” “拜拜,伢子！” „Made, in the weekend my family played!” “约好了哦,周末来我家玩！” „Good, orange schoolmate.” “好的,橘同学。” „Bye-bye, loves the clothes!” “拜拜,爱衣！” „Bye-bye, slightly buries!” “拜拜,小埋！” A Elisebell face stiff and schoolmates move on class, when her difficult from said goodbye in the sound to arrive at the school entrance one after another, then saw mother -in-law of cart baby carriage and one side smiling Elsa. 爱茜蓓尔一脸僵硬的和班上的同学们招着手,等她艰难的从一声又一声再见声中来到校门口,然后就看到了推车婴儿车的婆婆和一旁一脸微笑的艾尔莎。 „# # # #” “####” „Oh, the small treasure comes out ~” mother-in-law smiles beckons toward Elisebell, said: „Today how?” “哎哟,小宝贝出来啦~”婆婆笑眯眯的朝着爱茜蓓尔招了招手,说道:“今天过的怎么样呀？” „, Everyone is very warm.” Elisebell made one „feeling extremely flattered” the appearance, said: „Makes me be very familiar with.” “呃,大家很热情。”爱茜蓓尔做出了一副“受宠若惊”的样子,说道:“让我好不习惯。” No, truly the one who makes me not be familiar with is your „small treasure”! If by Yukari-mama hearing...... Gan, I can the brain make up Yukari-mama to lie down on the ground sway back and forth while cover the scene that the belly is smiling!! 不,真正让我不习惯的是你这一声“小宝贝”啊！要是被紫妈给听到了的话……淦,我都可以脑补出紫妈躺在地上一边打滚一边捂着肚子笑的场景了！！ Elisebell is black a face, at the back of red color children's book bag- was always expensive- follows to walk toward the family/home in mother-in-law's side. 爱茜蓓尔黑着一张脸,背着大红色的儿童书包-老贵了-跟在婆婆的身边朝着家里走去。 Actually Elsa they prepared to send and pick up Elisebell with the expensive car, but this behavior was prevented by mother -in-law. The mother-in-law serious is preaching to Elsa. 其实艾尔莎她们原本是准备用豪车去接送爱茜蓓尔的,但是这个行为被婆婆阻止了。婆婆一脸严肃的对艾尔莎说教着。 „Cannot do that! You forgot loved the clothes sauce the repel that suffered in Britain?” “不可以这么做的！难道你们忘记了爱衣酱在英国遭受到的排斥了吗？” „In Nihon (Japan), if some child displays too does not get on well with others, will be repelled by everyone!” “在霓虹,如果某个孩子表现的太不合群的话,也会被大家排斥的！” „Everyone is walking or is to make the bicycle send and pick up, but you actually send and pick up with the expensive car love the words of clothes, will make other schoolmates realize ‚loves the clothes and we are different’!” “大家都在走路或者是让自行车接送,但是你们却用豪车接送爱衣的话,会让其他的同学认识到‘爱衣和我们是不一样的’！” „However this type ‚different kind cognition’, will evolve the repel of other children's to liking clothes sauce naturally!” “而这种‘异类认知’,就会自然而然的演变成其他孩子对爱衣酱的排斥！” „Therefore, if not want to let the tragedy of Britain to repeat, must display and group, performance is like other children!” “所以,如果不想让英国的悲剧重演的话,就一定要表现的和群,表现的和其他孩子一样！” For this reason, a Subaru that Elisebell couple of days ago bought on pitiful stopping in garage, welcomes the car(riage) that it was covered with dust to live. 因为这个原因,爱茜蓓尔前两天才买的一辆斯巴鲁就悲惨的停在车库里,迎来了它吃灰的车生。 „Warm right!” A mother-in-law natural appearance, „likes the clothes sauce being so lovable actually, wants the words that I spoke, British that group of students are strange!” “热情就对了嘛！”婆婆倒是一副理所当然的样子,“爱衣酱这么可爱,要我说的话,英国那群学生才奇怪咧！” Lovable do such affections, where to go not to be regarded are the treasure same treat? How also do some people bully her? Unbelievable you! Was one crowd black the bastard of heart will definitely bully her! 这么可爱的爱意,到哪儿去不都得被人当成是宝贝一样对待的？怎么还有人欺负她的？难以置信你！肯定是一群黑了心的王八蛋才会欺负她！ ( Yukari Yakumo and Yuuka Kazami and Eirin Yagokoro: „Achoo-”) (八云紫and风见幽香and八意永琳:“阿嚏-”) In conversation, Elisebell smooth going home, that flash that the Houselord gate closes, she threw Elsa's arms backpack fiercely, then a face smile tucked in own sleeve, said: „Rem, prepares to suffer to death!!” 在一路的交谈中,爱茜蓓尔顺利的回到了家里,当家门关上的那一霎那,她猛地把身上的背包扔到了艾尔莎的怀里,然后一脸笑容的撩起了自己的袖子,说道:“雷姆,准备受死吧啊啊啊啊！！” Elisebell, to duck! ye my big move! 爱茜蓓尔号,冲鸭！吔我大招！ However, was greatly spatial. 然而,大空了。 „, Third Young Lady.” In Ram is pinching the mop, looks threatens Elisebell that to/clashes, said: „What's wrong?” “啊,三小姐。”拉姆手里捏着拖把,看着气势汹汹的冲进来的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“怎么了吗？” „Rem!” “雷姆呢！” „Rem helps mother -in-law clean cleanly in the next door.” Ram replied. “雷姆在隔壁帮婆婆打扫清洁。”拉姆回答道。 „?” “？” The corner of the eye of Elisebell pulled pulling. 爱茜蓓尔的眼角扯了扯。 My goodness, Rem your does scoundrel, play to hit and run unexpectedly this set to me? You think falling that runs? As the saying goes, you can evade 1 st, can you evade 15? Can be inescapable the monk you unable to be inescapable the temple! 好家伙,雷姆你这个孽畜,居然给我玩打了就跑这一套？你以为跑的掉？俗话说的好,你躲得过初一,你躲得过十五吗？跑得了和尚你跑不了庙！ „I look for her!” “我去找她！” Elisebell cracked to run toward the god, finally just ran up to the entrance to be blocked by Elsa. 爱茜蓓尔啪嗒啪嗒的朝着神裂家跑了过去,结果才刚刚跑到门口就被艾尔莎拦了下来。 „Third Young Lady, you save the province.” Elsa helpless looks at Elisebell, said: „That side has mother -in-law , can you hide in mother-in-law's eyes look to meet the gathering place lowly?” “三小姐,你就省省吧。”艾尔莎无奈的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“那边可是有婆婆在,你能在婆婆的眼皮子低下找会场子吗？” „Wú......” “唔……” Elisebell thinks, said: „Isn't that more exciting?” 爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“那不是更刺激吗？” „?” “？” Elsa stares, her face blurry looks at Elisebell Third Young Lady, you are not right! Does stimulation in your mouth, what refer to stimulating?? 艾尔莎一愣,她一脸迷糊的看着爱茜蓓尔-三小姐,你不对劲啊！你口里的刺激,指的是什么刺激？？ „Considers as finished, when she came back to bully her to be good again.” Elisebell both hands insert in the pocket of skirt, will then walk hit the posture before the avenue arrived at the sofa, then sat, said: „Really was blamed, I was make friends from childhood that the god cracking fire wove obviously, how to be being been managing instead by her mother-in-law now.” “算了算了,等她回来再欺负她好了。”爱茜蓓尔双手插在裙子的口袋里,然后一副走在大街上会被人打的姿势走到了沙发前,然后一屁股坐了上去,说道:“真是怪了,我明明是来做神裂火织的青梅竹马的,怎么现在反而被她婆婆管着了。” „Probably is because......” Elsa blinks, said: „Because Third Young Lady did feel mother -in-law to your love?” “大概是因为……”艾尔莎眨了眨眼睛,说道:“因为三小姐感觉到婆婆对你的爱了吧？” „Ha? That is what profound imaginary view.” Elisebell spits the mortise. “哈？那是什么玄幻的说法。”爱茜蓓尔吐槽道。 „Not?” Elsa crooked tilting the head, said: „Third Young Lady felt that mother-in-law that is from the heart, came from the affections of elder- who can contend with this affections?” “难道不是吗？”艾尔莎歪了歪头,说道:“三小姐感觉到婆婆那发自内心的,来自于长辈的爱意-谁能抗衡这种爱意呢？” The love, is invincible. 爱,是无敌的。 „Ha, I do not lack the child who loves to annoy!” Elisebell roused the mouth, she took advantage of opportunity to fall on the leg of Beatrice, said: „Betty Betty, quickly today those who make me have a look at you to put on is anything color-” “哈,我才不是缺爱的孩子惹！”爱茜蓓尔鼓了鼓嘴巴,她顺势倒在了碧翠丝的腿上,说道:“贝蒂贝蒂,快让我看看你今天穿的是什么颜色的-” „Does not want, because shy starts to talk nonsense!” The Beatrice ill-humored racket Elisebell held the hand that the skirt is suspending, said: „Compared with this, LIttle El (love), your today's work did?” “不要因为害羞就开始胡言乱语啊！”碧翠丝没好气的拍开了爱茜蓓尔拉着自己裙摆的手,说道:“比起这个,小爱,你今天的作业做了没？” „......” Elisebell one sat, her unbelievable saying: „It is not, you made me go to school even, do I special also want to do the homework??” “……”爱茜蓓尔唰的一下坐了起来,她难以置信的说道:“不是,你们让我上学就算了,我特么还要写作业的？？” „Otherwise?” Elsa, Ram and Beatrice asked with one voice- their three too familiar Elisebell, had a look at her in the British bored that several years, even also pulled them to play the occupation competition! If not look for a matter to do to her in Nihon (Japan), who knows that Elisebell will do to have an accident? “不然呢？”艾尔莎、拉姆和碧翠丝异口同声的问道-她们仨太熟悉爱茜蓓尔了,看看她在英国无聊的那几年,甚至于还扯上了她们去打职业比赛！如果在霓虹不给她找点事做的话,谁知道爱茜蓓尔又会搞出什么事来？ „It is not, can I not be possible to do one's assignment?” Elisebell is black a face saying: „Did you also really work as the elementary student me? I am willing to go to school am very big regresses? I must not be possible to do the homework!” “不是,我必不可能做作业好吧？”爱茜蓓尔黑着一张脸说道:“你们还真的把我当小学生了吗？我愿意上学已经是很大的退步好吗？我必不可能写作业！” Elsa: „Mother-in-law, the young lady is not willing to write......” 艾尔莎:“婆婆,小姐不愿意写……” Elisebell: „CNM, do I write am not good?” 爱茜蓓尔:“CNM,我写还不行吗？”