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Plays, Betty accompanies you to play!” Beatrice- rather, who can act like a spoiled brat by own one's beloved like this? Did Beatrice almost cover the chest to pass away at the scene? “玩,贝蒂陪你玩!”碧翠丝遭不住了-倒不如说,谁能遭得住自己的心上人这样撒娇啊?碧翠丝差点就捂着胸口当场去世了好吗? That plays anything!” Elisebell raised the head, face feeling pleased asking, PUBG? apex? MC? Terraria? The road of seeking livehood?” “那玩什么!”爱茜蓓尔抬起头来,一脸喜滋滋的问道,“吃鸡?apex?还是MC?泰拉瑞尔?求生之路?” Looks for the game that next five people can play.” Beatrice looked at three maids in room, said: PUBG and games of apex such four people take the lead to remove, the MC words, everyone founds simply makes the pattern, we do 1 : 1 return to original state some city?” “找一下五个人可以玩的游戏吧。”碧翠丝看了一眼房间里的三只女仆,说道:“吃鸡和apex这样四个人的游戏率先排除,MC的话,干脆大家都开创造模式,我们1:1还原某个城市?” „...... Does not want, such will feel that troubles.” Elisebell shrivelled mouth, raised the head to come to see Elsa, Ram and Rem, mumbled: „The game that five people play...... doesn't this have?” “诶……不要,那样会感觉好麻烦。”爱茜蓓尔瘪了瘪嘴,抬起头来看了看艾尔莎、拉姆和雷姆,嘟囔道:“五个人玩的游戏……这不是有吗?” League of Legends, start! 英雄联盟,启动! First bought online five high-grade succinct numbers in the peach, then recharged the purchase to change name to the card...... hiss...... 首先花钱在桃子网上买了五个高等级的精粹号,然后充值购买改名卡……嘶…… What changes?” Elisebell asked. “改啥名呢?”爱茜蓓尔问道。 Princess is very lovable.” by Beatrice. “公主很可爱。”by碧翠丝 Princess is most lovable.” by Ram. “公主最可爱。”by拉姆 Princess is ultra.” by Rem. “公主超可爱。”by雷姆 Princess is really lovable.” by Elsa. “公主真可爱。”by艾尔莎。 My goodness, the princess who I change a gold was good.” “好家伙,那我改个黄金的公主好了。” Changes, then five people of matched patterns, starting off! 改完名,然后五人匹配模式,上路! ............ ………… ............ ………… What Elisebell does not know, they just matched on a live broadcast website, prepared the including water friend to hit the matched pattern the anchor, when saw Elisebell five people of ID, the anchor and his water friend think that was any winning percentage team of disgusting person. 爱茜蓓尔不知道的是,她们刚好匹配到了一个直播网站上,准备带水友打匹配模式的主播,在看到爱茜蓓尔五人的ID的时候,主播和他的水友都以为是什么恶心人的胜率队。 Therefore this anchor started to blow to compel. 于是这名主播就开始吹逼了。 Cricket winning percentage team, looked that the master calls to explode you!” “蛐蛐胜率队,看爷给你们打爆!” Does not blow black, do summit of King 700 points my canyon, hit to match massacre?” “不吹不黑,我峡谷之巅王者700点,打个匹配岂不是乱杀?” This opposite princess not dying ultra ghost, I eat the monitor at the scene!” “这把对面这个公主不死超鬼,我当场把显示器吃下去!” ............ ………… ............ ………… After 15 minutes . 15分钟之后。 -” “滋滋滋-” Elisebell took up Coke to drink one, then a little bored saying: This opposite has to order food, I from the opening to the present, the Q hit probability am 100%.” 爱茜蓓尔拿起可乐喝了一口,然后有点无聊的说道:“这对面有点菜啊,我从开局到现在,Q的命中率是100%啊。” The hero who Elisebell plays is dark help first Xin Dela, her Q skill produces a dark law ball in the goal place, is the small AOE skill-, because the production of law ball is not the instantaneous production, therefore this skill can through walking the position hides. 爱茜蓓尔玩的英雄是黑暗援首辛德拉,她的Q技能是在目标地方生成一个黑暗法球,算是小AOE技能-因为法球的生成不是瞬间生成的,所以这个技能是可以通过走位躲掉的。 However...... good, but the walking position of opposite tribulation was really the vegetable/dish, Q that Elisebell lost he has not shunted one time! Then opening for 15 minutes, the score is 0-4. 但是……好吧,但是对面这个劫的走位实在是太菜了,爱茜蓓尔丢的Q他就没躲开过一次!这才开局15分钟,战绩已经是0-4了。 „Really weak.” After Ram unemotional control in own Izawa Riel W opposite party, E jumps the face, then AQA hit enemy, but beautiful accurate Q of Rem control to ADC of opposite party, let the big move of direct hit of Ram, carries off instantaneously, Ram not earnest, the opposite party was killed to put on.” “真的很弱。”拉姆面无表情的控制着自己的伊泽瑞尔W中对方之后,E跳脸,然后AQA命中敌人,而雷姆控制的娜美精准的Q到了对方的ADC,让拉姆的大招直接命中,瞬间带走,“拉姆都没认真,对方就被杀穿了。” Does not have the difficulty.” Beatrice is playing Ruiz in starting off, one set of adept even/including trick/recruit alternates is putting down A, making the lance of revenge the opposite party starts off die a violent death instantaneously. “毫无难度啊。”碧翠丝在上路玩着瑞兹,一套娴熟的连招穿插着平A,让对方上路的复仇之矛瞬间暴毙。 Your wild area, I raise pigs.” Elsa is controlling the praying mantis, found the opposite party to hit the pug-dog of stone person, took away the opposite party with ease. “你的野区,我养猪。”艾尔莎控制着螳螂,找到了对方正在打石头人的狮子狗,轻轻松松的带走了对方。 Quite bored-” x5 “好无聊-”x5 ............ ………… ............ ………… Although the oppressive vegetable/dish is very bored, but without the matter did was more bored, therefore five people of groups were honest is continuing own game. 虽然虐菜是挺无聊的,但是没有事做就更加的无聊了,所以五人组还是老老实实的继续着自己的游戏。 After hitting several matches was familiar with a game content, five people started five rows- difference that League of Legends that this world not only, two-row and group platoon, so long as the grade is appropriate, most can five people rank together. 在打了几盘匹配熟悉了一下游戏内容之后,五人开始了五排-这个世界的英雄联盟没有单、双排和组排的区别,只要段位合适,最多可以五人一起排位。 Then, is shocks the server in doubtful script combination minute/share event, as long as arranges to the Elisebell opposite player, no matter the ordinary player, is the unique skill elder brother, or is the professional, was punctured completely! Even if bumped into five rows of professional corps, the match does not have over 25 minutes. 接下来,就是震惊服务器的“疑似脚本组合上分”的事件,但凡排到爱茜蓓尔对面的玩家,不管是普通玩家,还是绝活哥,又或者是职业选手,全部都被打穿了!就算是碰到了职业战队的五排,对局也没有超过25分钟的。 Almost after every competition ended, placed the player point election report of as if by prior agreement opposite party, but until script five people of groups reaching server, these account numbers had not been prohibited. 几乎每一把比赛结束之后,排在对方的玩家都会不约而同的点选举报,但是直到“脚本五人组”登顶服务器,这几个账号也没被封禁。 Isn't that...... the script? Is the grass, so fierce? 那……不是脚本?草,这么厉害? The club starts to brandish the bill to hope that these five people joined, finally has not waited for the person in this crowd of clubs to contact with on the masters of these five account numbers, the people discovered that these five account numbers have not registered the game again. 俱乐部就开始挥舞着钞票希望这五个人加入了,结果还没等这群俱乐部的人联系上这五个账号的主人,众人就发现这五个账号再也没有登录过游戏。 „, Felt that lost the challenge.” The Elisebell side lies down on the sofa, the head rest Elsa's thigh, the foot is putting on the thigh of Rem, mumbled: Quite bored.” “啊,感觉失去了挑战。”爱茜蓓尔侧躺在沙发上,头枕着艾尔莎的大腿,脚则是搁在雷姆的大腿上,嘟囔道:“好无聊啊。” Who makes your time line draw is so early, plot role birth at least also one year later.” Sits Beatrice helpless saying on single-seat sofa, „, moreover you must really think that the bored words, might as well hit the occupation to consider as finished simply.” “谁让你时间线拉这么早,剧情角色出生起码也在一年后了。”坐在单人沙发上的碧翠丝无奈的说道,“而且你要真的觉得无聊的话,不如干脆去打职业算了。” „It is not good, that is not good.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, ill-humored saying: I have no interest in these.” “不行不行,那可不行。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,没好气的说道:“我对这些才没有兴趣呢。” Has no interest? Also before is who sleeps all day in the evening, must brush the post, then looks at these to discuss our posts specially?” Beatrice speechless saying, „, moreover discovered sometimes does not have in the new post, but also oneself operate the trumpet to fish, said that these numbers definitely opened the script, otherwise standing upside down ate 10 jin (0.5 kg) excrement while said the fifth gear electric fan?” “没兴趣?是谁整天晚上睡觉之前还要刷贴吧,然后专门看那些讨论我们的帖子的?”碧翠丝无语的说道,“而且有的时候发现没新帖子里,还自己开小号去钓鱼,说这几个号肯定开脚本了,不然倒立一边吃十斤屎一边曰五档电风扇?” Hahahaha, small individual interest ~ Elisebell smiled, she turned the body, said: Mainly is hits the occupation to be very troublesome, moreover we are the women's corps, is definitely more troublesome.” “哈哈哈哈,一点小小的个人兴趣而已~”爱茜蓓尔笑了出来,她扭了扭身子,说道:“主要是打职业很麻烦的,而且我们还是女子战队,肯定更麻烦。” That indeed.” Beatrice lifted the eye, said: Therefore? Do you prepare so to be bored?” “那的确。”碧翠丝抬起了眼睛,说道:“所以呢?你就准备一直这么无聊吗?” „, Does not wait again for several years.” Elisebell thinks, said: „After and other plot characters were born, should so not be bored.” “唔,再等几年。”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“等剧情人物出生之后,应该就不会这么无聊了。” The point is that before the plot character was born, do you prepare to do?” Beatrice gathers submits a written statement, said: Stays all day here mildewy? You might as well hit the occupation, at least looks for a matter to do.” “可问题是,在剧情人物出生之前,你准备干什么?”碧翠丝合上了书,说道:“就整天呆在这里发霉吗?那你还不如去打职业呢,起码找点事做。” That...... also good?” “那……也行?” Beatrice: „?” 碧翠丝:“?” I was speak thoughtlessly, do not take seriously! Really must hit the occupation, all day plays the competition, my where has the time to read these 103,000 volume of demon model calligraphies!? 我就是随口说说,你别当真啊!真要打职业,整天打比赛的,我哪有时间看这十万三千册魔法书啊!? If Elisebell is not willful, she was not Elisebell. 只是,如果爱茜蓓尔不任性,她就不是爱茜蓓尔了。 She turned into the appearance of adult, then the flower bought at a high price in the setting the base club that in the league tournament mixes to eat to wait for death, then replaced five people of groups the first round position, then started own professional travel. 她变成了成年人的模样,然后花重金购买了一个在联赛里混吃等死的垫底俱乐部,然后把首发的位置替换成了五人组,接着就开始了自己的职业之旅。 - -- - -- Time in an instant, three years passed by, CoolGril corps that Elisebell leads after winning three-time champion, the heroic retirement, returned to London. 一转眼的时间,三年过去了,爱茜蓓尔带领的CoolGril战队在夺得了三连冠之后,英勇退役,回到了英国伦敦。 I also think that you are too happy to think of home and duty.” A Roller face speechless looks that lies down does not have right occupation Elisebell on the sofa, said: You also were really idle, run to hit the occupation to compete unexpectedly, but also one dozen was three years.” “我还以为你已经乐不思蜀了。”萝拉一脸无语的看着躺在沙发上没个正行的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“你还真的是闲得慌,居然跑去打职业比赛了,还一打就是三年。” Ha, this is not because was too bored?” Elisebell smiles, her very happy sorption fruit juice, said: Right, I heard that recently the eastern that side did have the sage born extremely?” “哈哈哈,这还不是因为太无聊了吗?”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,她美滋滋的吸着果汁,说道:“对了,我听说最近极东那边有圣人诞生了?” Yes, the god cracking fire named a female sage who weaves, now one year old.” Roller looks at Elisebell, she narrows the eye to ask: You retired at this time especially, should not be the preparation will start to her?” “是的,一个叫做神裂火织的女圣人,现在已经一岁多了。”萝拉看着爱茜蓓尔,她眯着眼睛问道:“你特地在这个时候退役,该不会是准备对她下手吧?” Has such idea.” Nod of Elisebell acts with constraint, said: You also know, under my hand three magic form association, lacked state-of-art combat power in the true sense eventually.” “是有这么点想法。”爱茜蓓尔矜持的点了点头,说道:“你也知道,我手底下的三个魔术结社,终究还是缺少了真正意义上的尖端战斗力。” Your this state-of-art span is really a little big.” Roller's ill-humored saying: That is the world less than 20 sages.” “你这个尖端的跨越还真是有点大。”萝拉没好气的说道:“那可是全球不足二十名的圣人啊。” Forget it, the sage wanted the real first under heaven, what matter did that have your?” Elisebell ill-humored saying: I have not seen the world total combat power ranking first two perfect am a sage.” “得了吧,圣人要真的天下第一了,那还有你什么事儿?”爱茜蓓尔没好气的说道:“我也没看到世界总战斗力排行榜前二十全是圣人啊。” Hehe.” Roller smiles, what without continued again, but changed a topic, „, therefore you retire now at the scene, then decided to come back the belt/bring child?” “嘿嘿。”萝拉笑了笑,没有再继续说什么,而是换了一个话题,“所以你现在是当场退役,然后决定回来带孩子?” Led the child......” Elisebell to pull the corners of the mouth, she a little had a headache rubbed the head, said: I am intertwining now, the direct belt/bring comes, waited for her to grow for several years to say again.” “带孩子……”爱茜蓓尔扯了扯嘴角,她有点头疼的揉了揉脑袋,说道:“我现在就是在纠结,是直接带过来,还是等她成长几年再说。” You are thinking anything, naturally the direct belt/bring comes simply.” Roller strange looks at Elisebell, said: „The mental growth of sage is faster than the average man, if you wait again for two years, perhaps mental of opposite party is mature, was not good to trick!” “你在想什么啊,当然是直接带过来最简单啊。”萝拉奇怪的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“圣人的心智的成长速度可是比常人快很多的,你要是再等两年,说不定对方的心智已经成熟了,就不好忽悠了!” My goodness, tricks every time, you were really old scum girl! 好家伙,开口闭口就是忽悠,你真的是老渣女了! Elisebell looked at a Roller with the vision of condemnation, said: Your conscience is so how bad! Such little child you are cruel enough to trick unexpectedly she!” 爱茜蓓尔用谴责的目光看了一眼萝拉,说道:“你这个人良心怎么这么坏啊!这么小的孩子你居然忍心忽悠她!” How do you want to do?” “那你要怎么做?” I must go to Japan to play for several years.” Elisebell grinning saying: I have not flickered she to come, but is the decision, when her friends from childhood, grow together.” “俺要去日本玩几年。”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的说道:“俺可没有忽悠她过来,而是决定当她的青梅竹马,一起成长。” Your this returns the dregs compared with me.” The radish pulled pulled own corners of the mouth, your black heart dregs loli, struggle and do not quibble again, I deceived the body, were you prepare the body and mind to deceive together?” “你这比我还渣呢。”萝拉扯了扯自己的嘴角,你这黑心渣萝莉,就不要再挣扎和狡辩了,“我好歹只是骗身,你是准备身心一起骗吗?” This, can this call to deceive?” Elisebell plausible saying: „The matter of friends from childhood, can that call to deceive? That called the sentiment of accumulating over a long period of time, the sentiment did you understand?” “啊这,这能叫骗吗?”爱茜蓓尔振振有词的说道:“青梅竹马的事儿,那能叫骗吗?那叫日积月累的感情,感情你懂吗?” Ok, how to say as you like you are reasonable.” Roller shows the whites of the eyes, said: Is only I reminds you, the Nihon (Japan) that side has a quite troublesome magician, you must be careful.” “行,随你怎么说你都有道理。”萝拉翻了个白眼,说道:“只是我提醒一下你,霓虹那边有一个相当麻烦的魔术师在,你要小心一点。” This point, you feel relieved.” Elisebell smiles, she rubbed oneself small hand hand, saying of smiling: He, if asks me to trouble, that booing ~ “这一点,你就放心吧。”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,她搓了搓自己的小手手,笑眯眯的说道:“他要是来找我麻烦,那倒好了~” I punch Aley Starck conveniently, making him have to turn into the Asian mothers hehe ~ ~ 那我顺手就把亚雷斯塔揍一顿,让他不得不变成亚娘诶嘿嘿嘿嘿~~
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