„Plays, Bettyaccompaniesyouto play!”Beatrice- rather, whocanact like a spoiled bratbyownone's belovedlike this? Did Beatricealmostcover the chestto pass awayat the scene?
“玩,贝蒂陪你玩!”碧翠丝遭不住了-倒不如说,谁能遭得住自己的心上人这样撒娇啊?碧翠丝差点就捂着胸口当场去世了好吗?„Thatplaysanything!”Elisebellraised the head, facefeeling pleasedasking, „PUBG? apex? MC? Terraria? The road of seeking livehood?”
“那玩什么!”爱茜蓓尔抬起头来,一脸喜滋滋的问道,“吃鸡?apex?还是MC?泰拉瑞尔?求生之路?”„Looks for the game that nextfivepeoplecanplay.”Beatricelooked atthreemaids in room, said: „PUBG and games of apexsuchfourpeopletake the leadto remove, the MCwords, everyonefoundssimplymakes the pattern, we do 1 : 1return to original statesomecity?”
“找一下五个人可以玩的游戏吧。”碧翠丝看了一眼房间里的三只女仆,说道:“吃鸡和apex这样四个人的游戏率先排除,MC的话,干脆大家都开创造模式,我们1:1还原某个城市?”„...... Does not want, suchwill feel that troubles.”Elisebellshrivelledmouth, raised the headto come to seeElsa, Ram and Rem, mumbled: „The game that fivepeopleplay...... doesn't thishave?”
“诶……不要,那样会感觉好麻烦。”爱茜蓓尔瘪了瘪嘴,抬起头来看了看艾尔莎、拉姆和雷姆,嘟囔道:“五个人玩的游戏……这不是有吗?”League of Legends, start!
英雄联盟,启动!Firstboughtonlinefivehigh-gradesuccinctnumbersin the peach, thenrecharged the purchaseto change name to the card...... hiss......
首先花钱在桃子网上买了五个高等级的精粹号,然后充值购买改名卡……嘶……„Whatchanges?”Elisebellasked.
“改啥名呢?”爱茜蓓尔问道。„Princessis very lovable.”byBeatrice.
“公主很可爱。”by碧翠丝。„Princessis most lovable.”byRam.
“公主最可爱。”by拉姆。„Princessis ultra.”byRem.
“公主超可爱。”by雷姆。„Princessis really lovable.”byElsa.
“公主真可爱。”by艾尔莎。„My goodness, the princess who Ichange a goldwas good.”
“好家伙,那我改个黄金的公主好了。”Changes, thenfivepeople of matched patterns, starting off!
改完名,然后五人匹配模式,上路!............
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…………WhatElisebelldoes not know, theyjustmatchedon a live broadcastwebsite, prepared the including waterfriendto hit the matched pattern the anchor, whensawElisebellfivepeople of ID, the anchorandhiswaterfriendthink that was any winning percentageteam of disgustingperson.爱茜蓓尔不知道的是,她们刚好匹配到了一个直播网站上,准备带水友打匹配模式的主播,在看到爱茜蓓尔五人的ID的时候,主播和他的水友都以为是什么恶心人的胜率队。Thereforethisanchorstartedto blowto compel.
于是这名主播就开始吹逼了。„Cricketwinning percentageteam, looked that the mastercallsto explodeyou!”
“蛐蛐胜率队,看爷给你们打爆!”„Does not blowblack, do summit of King700pointsmycanyon, hitto matchmassacre?”
“不吹不黑,我峡谷之巅王者700点,打个匹配岂不是乱杀?”„Thisoppositeprincessnotdyingultraghost, Ieat the monitorat the scene!”
“这把对面这个公主不死超鬼,我当场把显示器吃下去!”............
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After 15minutes .
15分钟之后。„Zī-”
“滋滋滋-”Elisebelltook upCoketo drinkone, thena littleboredsaying: „Thisoppositehasto order food, Ifrom the openingto the present, the Qhit probabilityam100%.”爱茜蓓尔拿起可乐喝了一口,然后有点无聊的说道:“这对面有点菜啊,我从开局到现在,Q的命中率是100%啊。”
The hero who ElisebellplaysisdarkhelpfirstXin Dela, herQskillproduces a darklawballin the goalplace, is the smallAOEskill-, because the production of lawballis not the instantaneousproduction, thereforethisskillcanthroughwalking the positionhides.爱茜蓓尔玩的英雄是黑暗援首辛德拉,她的Q技能是在目标地方生成一个黑暗法球,算是小AOE技能-因为法球的生成不是瞬间生成的,所以这个技能是可以通过走位躲掉的。However...... good, but the walkingposition of oppositetribulation was really the vegetable/dish, Q that Elisebelllosthehas not shuntedonetime! Thenopening for 15minutes, the scoreis0-4.
但是……好吧,但是对面这个劫的走位实在是太菜了,爱茜蓓尔丢的Q他就没躲开过一次!这才开局15分钟,战绩已经是0-4了。„Really weak.” After RamunemotionalcontrolinownIzawaRielWopposite party, Ejumps the face, thenAQAhitenemy, butbeautifulaccurateQ of RemcontroltoADC of opposite party, let the bigmove of direct hit of Ram, carries offinstantaneously, „Ramnotearnest, the opposite partywas killedto put on.”
“真的很弱。”拉姆面无表情的控制着自己的伊泽瑞尔W中对方之后,E跳脸,然后AQA命中敌人,而雷姆控制的娜美精准的Q到了对方的ADC,让拉姆的大招直接命中,瞬间带走,“拉姆都没认真,对方就被杀穿了。”„Does not have the difficulty.”Beatriceis playingRuizinstarting off, oneset of adepteven/includingtrick/recruitalternatesis putting downA, making the lance of revenge the opposite partystarts offdie a violent deathinstantaneously.
“毫无难度啊。”碧翠丝在上路玩着瑞兹,一套娴熟的连招穿插着平A,让对方上路的复仇之矛瞬间暴毙。„Yourwildarea, Iraise pigs.”Elsais controlling the praying mantis, found the opposite partyto hit the pug-dog of stoneperson, took away the opposite partywith ease.
“你的野区,我养猪。”艾尔莎控制着螳螂,找到了对方正在打石头人的狮子狗,轻轻松松的带走了对方。„Quitebored-”x5
“好无聊-”x5............
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…………Although the oppressivevegetable/dishisverybored, butwithout the matterdidwas more bored, thereforefivepeople of groupswerehonestis continuingowngame.
虽然虐菜是挺无聊的,但是没有事做就更加的无聊了,所以五人组还是老老实实的继续着自己的游戏。Afterhittingseveralmatcheswas familiar with a gamecontent, fivepeoplestartedfiverows- difference that League of Legends that thisworldnotonly, two-rowandgroupplatoon, so long as the gradeis appropriate, mostcanfivepeopleranktogether.
在打了几盘匹配熟悉了一下游戏内容之后,五人开始了五排-这个世界的英雄联盟没有单、双排和组排的区别,只要段位合适,最多可以五人一起排位。Then, isshocks the server„indoubtfulscriptcombinationminute/share”event, as long asarrangesto the Elisebelloppositeplayer, no matter the ordinaryplayer, is the unique skillelder brother, oris the professional, was puncturedcompletely! Even ifbumped intofiverows of professionalcorps, the matchdoes not haveover25minutes.
接下来,就是震惊服务器的“疑似脚本组合上分”的事件,但凡排到爱茜蓓尔对面的玩家,不管是普通玩家,还是绝活哥,又或者是职业选手,全部都被打穿了!就算是碰到了职业战队的五排,对局也没有超过25分钟的。Almost after everycompetitionended, placed the playerpointelectionreport of as if by prior agreementopposite party, butuntil„scriptfivepeople of groups”reachingserver, theseaccount numbershad not been prohibited.
几乎每一把比赛结束之后,排在对方的玩家都会不约而同的点选举报,但是直到“脚本五人组”登顶服务器,这几个账号也没被封禁。
Isn't that...... the script? Is the grass, so fierce?
那……不是脚本?草,这么厉害?
The clubstartsto brandish the billto hope that thesefivepeoplejoined, finallyhas not waited for the person in thiscrowd of clubsto contact withon the masters of thesefiveaccount numbers, the peoplediscovered that thesefiveaccount numbershave not registered the gameagain.
俱乐部就开始挥舞着钞票希望这五个人加入了,结果还没等这群俱乐部的人联系上这五个账号的主人,众人就发现这五个账号再也没有登录过游戏。„, Felt that lost the challenge.” The Elisebellsidelies downon the sofa, the head restElsa'sthigh, the footis puttingon the thigh of Rem, mumbled: „Quitebored.”
“啊,感觉失去了挑战。”爱茜蓓尔侧躺在沙发上,头枕着艾尔莎的大腿,脚则是搁在雷姆的大腿上,嘟囔道:“好无聊啊。”„Whomakesyourtime linedrawis so early, plotrolebirthat leastalsooneyearlater.”SitsBeatricehelplesssayingonsingle-seat sofa, „, moreoveryoumustreallythink that the boredwords, might as wellhit the occupationto consider as finishedsimply.”
“谁让你时间线拉这么早,剧情角色出生起码也在一年后了。”坐在单人沙发上的碧翠丝无奈的说道,“而且你要真的觉得无聊的话,不如干脆去打职业算了。”„It is not good, thatis not good.”Elisebellbeckons with the hand, ill-humoredsaying: „Ihave no interestinthese.”
“不行不行,那可不行。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,没好气的说道:“我对这些才没有兴趣呢。”„Has no interest? Also before iswhosleepsall dayin the evening, mustbrush the post, thenlooks attheseto discussourpostsspecially?”Beatricespeechlesssaying, „, moreoverdiscoveredsometimesdoes not havein the newpost, but alsooneselfoperate the trumpetto fish, said that thesenumbersdefinitelyopened the script, otherwisestanding upside downate10jin (0.5 kg)excrementwhilesaid the fifth gearelectric fan?”
“没兴趣?是谁整天晚上睡觉之前还要刷贴吧,然后专门看那些讨论我们的帖子的?”碧翠丝无语的说道,“而且有的时候发现没新帖子里,还自己开小号去钓鱼,说这几个号肯定开脚本了,不然倒立一边吃十斤屎一边曰五档电风扇?”„Hahahaha, smallindividualinterest~”Elisebellsmiled, sheturned the body, said: „Mainlyishits the occupationto be very troublesome, moreoverweare the women'scorps, is definitely more troublesome.”
“哈哈哈哈,一点小小的个人兴趣而已~”爱茜蓓尔笑了出来,她扭了扭身子,说道:“主要是打职业很麻烦的,而且我们还是女子战队,肯定更麻烦。”„Thatindeed.”Beatricelifted the eye, said: „Therefore? Do youpreparesoto be bored?”
“那的确。”碧翠丝抬起了眼睛,说道:“所以呢?你就准备一直这么无聊吗?”„, Does not waitagain for severalyears.”Elisebellthinks,said: „After and other plotcharacterswere born, shouldsonot be bored.”
“唔,再等几年。”爱茜蓓尔想了想,说道:“等剧情人物出生之后,应该就不会这么无聊了。”„The point is that before the plotcharacterwas born, do youprepareto do?”Beatricegatherssubmits a written statement, said: „Staysall dayheremildewy? Youmight as wellhit the occupation, at leastlooks for a matterto do.”
“可问题是,在剧情人物出生之前,你准备干什么?”碧翠丝合上了书,说道:“就整天呆在这里发霉吗?那你还不如去打职业呢,起码找点事做。”„That...... alsogood?”
“那……也行?”Beatrice: „?”碧翠丝:“?”Iwasspeak thoughtlessly, do not take seriously! Reallymusthit the occupation, all dayplays the competition, mywherehas the timeto readthese103,000volume of demonmodel calligraphies!?
我就是随口说说,你别当真啊!真要打职业,整天打比赛的,我哪有时间看这十万三千册魔法书啊!?IfElisebellis not willful, shewas notElisebell.
只是,如果爱茜蓓尔不任性,她就不是爱茜蓓尔了。Sheturned into the appearance of adult, then the flowerbought at a high pricein the setting the baseclub that in the league tournamentmixesto eatto wait for death, thenreplacedfivepeople of groups the first roundposition, thenstartedownprofessionaltravel.
她变成了成年人的模样,然后花重金购买了一个在联赛里混吃等死的垫底俱乐部,然后把首发的位置替换成了五人组,接着就开始了自己的职业之旅。
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一转眼的时间,三年过去了,爱茜蓓尔带领的CoolGril战队在夺得了三连冠之后,英勇退役,回到了英国伦敦。„Ialsothink that youare too happy to think of home and duty.” A Rollerfacespeechlesslooks that lies downdoes not haveright occupationElisebellon the sofa, said: „Youalso were really idle, runto hit the occupationto competeunexpectedly, but alsoonedozenwasthreeyears.”
“我还以为你已经乐不思蜀了。”萝拉一脸无语的看着躺在沙发上没个正行的爱茜蓓尔,说道:“你还真的是闲得慌,居然跑去打职业比赛了,还一打就是三年。”„Ha, thisis notbecausewas too bored?”Elisebellsmiles, hervery happysorptionfruit juice, said: „Right, Iheard that recently the easternthat sidedid have the sage born extremely?”
“哈哈哈,这还不是因为太无聊了吗?”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,她美滋滋的吸着果汁,说道:“对了,我听说最近极东那边有圣人诞生了?”„Yes, the godcrackingfirenamed a femalesage who weaves, nowoneyear old.”Rollerlooks atElisebell, shenarrows the eyeto ask: „Youretiredatthis timeespecially, shouldnot be the preparationwill starttoher?”
“是的,一个叫做神裂火织的女圣人,现在已经一岁多了。”萝拉看着爱茜蓓尔,她眯着眼睛问道:“你特地在这个时候退役,该不会是准备对她下手吧?”„Hassuchidea.”Nod of Elisebellacts with constraint, said: „Youalsoknow,under my handthreemagicform association, lackedstate-of-artcombat powerin the true senseeventually.”
“是有这么点想法。”爱茜蓓尔矜持的点了点头,说道:“你也知道,我手底下的三个魔术结社,终究还是缺少了真正意义上的尖端战斗力。”„Yourthisstate-of-artspan is really a littlebig.”Roller'sill-humoredsaying: „Thatis the worldless than20sages.”
“你这个尖端的跨越还真是有点大。”萝拉没好气的说道:“那可是全球不足二十名的圣人啊。”„Forget it, the sagewanted the realfirst under heaven, whatmatter did that have your?”Elisebellill-humoredsaying: „Ihave not seen the worldtotalcombat powerrankingfirsttwoperfectam a sage.”
“得了吧,圣人要真的天下第一了,那还有你什么事儿?”爱茜蓓尔没好气的说道:“我也没看到世界总战斗力排行榜前二十全是圣人啊。”„Hehe.”Rollersmiles, whatwithoutcontinuedagain, butchanged a topic, „, thereforeyouretirenowat the scene, thendecidedto come back the belt/bringchild?”
“嘿嘿。”萝拉笑了笑,没有再继续说什么,而是换了一个话题,“所以你现在是当场退役,然后决定回来带孩子?”„Led the child......”Elisebellto pull the corners of the mouth, shea littlehad a headacherubbed the head, said: „Iam intertwiningnow, the directbelt/bringcomes, waited forherto grow for severalyearsto sayagain.”
“带孩子……”爱茜蓓尔扯了扯嘴角,她有点头疼的揉了揉脑袋,说道:“我现在就是在纠结,是直接带过来,还是等她成长几年再说。”„Youare thinkinganything, naturally the directbelt/bringcomessimply.”Rollerstrangelooks atElisebell, said: „The mental growth of sageis faster than the average man, ifyouwaitagain for twoyears, perhapsmental of opposite partyis mature, was not goodto trick!”
“你在想什么啊,当然是直接带过来最简单啊。”萝拉奇怪的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“圣人的心智的成长速度可是比常人快很多的,你要是再等两年,说不定对方的心智已经成熟了,就不好忽悠了!”My goodness, tricksevery time, you were really oldscum girl!
好家伙,开口闭口就是忽悠,你真的是老渣女了!Elisebelllooked at a Rollerwith the vision of condemnation, said: „Yourconscience is so how bad! Such littlechild you are cruel enoughto trickunexpectedlyshe!”爱茜蓓尔用谴责的目光看了一眼萝拉,说道:“你这个人良心怎么这么坏啊!这么小的孩子你居然忍心忽悠她!”„How do youwantto do?”
“那你要怎么做?”„Imustgo toJapanto play for severalyears.”Elisebellgrinningsaying: „Ihave not flickeredsheto come, butis the decision, whenherfriends from childhood, growtogether.”
“俺要去日本玩几年。”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的说道:“俺可没有忽悠她过来,而是决定当她的青梅竹马,一起成长。”„Yourthisreturns the dregscompared withme.” The radishpulledpulledowncorners of the mouth, your black heartdregsloli, struggleanddo not quibbleagain, „Ideceived the body, were youprepare the body and mindto deceivetogether?”
“你这比我还渣呢。”萝拉扯了扯自己的嘴角,你这黑心渣萝莉,就不要再挣扎和狡辩了,“我好歹只是骗身,你是准备身心一起骗吗?”„This, can thiscallto deceive?”Elisebellplausiblesaying: „The matter of friends from childhood, can thatcallto deceive? Thatcalled the sentiment of accumulating over a long period of time, the sentiment did youunderstand?”
“啊这,这能叫骗吗?”爱茜蓓尔振振有词的说道:“青梅竹马的事儿,那能叫骗吗?那叫日积月累的感情,感情你懂吗?”„Ok, howto sayas you likeyouare reasonable.”Rollershows the whites of the eyes, said: „Is onlyIremindsyou, the Nihon (Japan)that sidehas a quitetroublesomemagician, youmustbe careful.”
“行,随你怎么说你都有道理。”萝拉翻了个白眼,说道:“只是我提醒一下你,霓虹那边有一个相当麻烦的魔术师在,你要小心一点。”„This point, youfeel relieved.”Elisebellsmiles, sherubbedoneselfsmall handhand, saying of smiling: „He, ifasksmeto trouble, thatbooing~”
“这一点,你就放心吧。”爱茜蓓尔嘿嘿一笑,她搓了搓自己的小手手,笑眯眯的说道:“他要是来找我麻烦,那倒好了~”IpunchAleyStarckconveniently, makinghimhave toturn into the Asianmothershehe~ ~
那我顺手就把亚雷斯塔揍一顿,让他不得不变成亚娘诶嘿嘿嘿嘿~~
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