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To be honest, if not want three meals a day as well as certain normal physiological conditions, Isches Tull felt oneself can a day 24 hours of dwelling in the exhibition room- , if not be skin Bao will be pressing, she even wants to affix the imperial seal stone pile to become Chuangshui above. 说实话,如果不是还要一日三餐以及某些正常的生理状况,伊什塔尔感觉自己可以一天二十四小时都宅在陈列室里-如果不是皮薄会硌着,她甚至想用宝石堆成床睡在上面。 Really may celebrate encouraging, may celebrate encouraging. 真是可喜可贺,可喜可贺。 - -- - -- Therefore, this period of time also is really busy.” When Tozaka a feudal official face melancholy sits to set out from the two person bed in the middle tung oil tree wild goose night, then the graceful wear clothes, to rolling up within tung oil tree wild goose night on sofa said: Wild goose night Monarch, almost should have the breakfast, this morning I want the gruel and fry the package many, the gruel to the sugar, fries package of words, I want the thick bean sauce not to want the hot sauce, thanks.” “所以,这段时间还真是忙碌啊。”远坂时臣一脸忧郁的从间桐雁夜的双人大床上坐起身来,然后优雅的穿着衣服,对蜷缩在沙发上的间桐雁夜说道:“雁夜君,差不多该起来吃早饭了,今天早上我想吃稀饭和煎包,稀饭多给点糖,煎包的话,我要豆瓣酱不要辣酱,谢谢。” Has a look, my Tozaka family/home like this is graceful the gentleman, even to the middle tung oil tree wild goose night such the human world, I can still respond with 12 the etiquette and gracefulness! Perfect man like me, simply is the life winner! 看看,我远坂家就这样优雅又绅士,就算是对间桐雁夜这样的“哒咩人间”,我也可以报以十二分的礼仪和优雅!像我这样完美的男人,简直就是人生赢家啊! „When Tozaka the feudal official, do not go too far!” In the middle the tung oil tree wild goose night sits to set out from the sofa, then when a face looks at Tozaka indignantly the feudal official, said: This is my room! Finally you wrested away my bed not saying that has not made me rest above, rushed to me the sofa, this I do not say! Why I take a bath must arrange behind you!? This, why I must be responsible for giving you even to carry the breakfast!” “远坂时臣,你不要太过分了!”间桐雁夜从沙发上坐起身来,然后一脸气愤的看着远坂时臣,说道:“这可是我的房间!结果你霸占了我的床就不说了,还不让我睡在上面,把我赶到沙发上,这我也不说了!为什么我洗澡还必须排在你后面!?这也就算了,为什么我还要负责给你端早餐啊!” „Isn't this your own choice?” When Tozaka feudal official's graceful reorganization tie on the neck, was gathering in front of the mirror the face, about is rotating the head, seems inspecting the condition of own beard, kept on proclaiming anything......” “这不是你自己的选择吗?”远坂时臣优雅的整理着自己脖子上的领带,然后把脸凑到了镜子前面,左右转动着脑袋,似乎在检查自己的胡子的状况,“口口声声说什么……” Bets among me the dignity of tung oil tree wild goose night! When Tozaka does the feudal official, you dare to fight it out with me? If I won, writes down must give back to me! If I lost, I listen to your instruction!” “赌上我间桐雁夜的尊严!远坂时臣,你敢和我一决胜负吗?如果我赢了,笔记本就要还给我!如果我输了,我就听你的吩咐!” „...... This was not yourself says?” When Tozaka after the feudal official repeated lines of initial within tung oil tree wild goose night, calm smeared the skin creams on own face, then sluggish saying: Also in what? The story of dark swordsman, I said Chapter 1, the behind more than 400 chapters have not said ~, moreover appearance that the small cherry and cold seems to be interested in very much.” “……这不是你自己说的吗?”远坂时臣重复了一次当初的间桐雁夜的台词之后,淡定的在自己的脸上抹上了润肤乳,然后才慢吞吞的说道:“还在等什么呢?黑暗剑士的故事,我才说了第一章而已,后面还有四百多章没有说呢~而且小樱和凛似乎都很感兴趣的样子。” gu...... killed me!” In the middle the tung oil tree wild goose night exuded the calling out in grief sound, was studied the black history even, the issue must be in front of the small cherry and cold studies black history- ashamed PIay of what rank this special is? In the book draws outmoded? “咕……杀了我吧!”间桐雁夜发出了悲鸣声,被念黑历史就算了,问题是还要当着小樱和凛的面念黑历史-这特么是什么级别的羞耻PIay啊?本子里都不兴这么画好吗? When Tozaka who does that the feudal official too bamboo shoots, with put in the basement then to raise 20 times of sensitivities to take the pinky wardrobe person same bamboo shoots the girl finally. 这么做的远坂时臣太笋了,和把女孩子抓进地下室里然后提升20倍敏感度最后拿小拇指装柜子的人一样笋。 Serves meal quickly.” “快去端饭。” „-” “啊啊啊-” In the middle tung oil tree wild goose night grief and indignation rushes over toward the restaurant. 间桐雁夜悲愤的朝着餐厅冲了过去。 When hateful Tozaka feudal official, just wait, I will certainly take revenge!! 可恶的远坂时臣,等着吧,我一定会复仇的!! - -- - -- When Tozaka the feudal official spent for a half hour to handle itself, after arriving at the cafeteria, he saw an accidental/surprised person. 当远坂时臣花费了半个小时打理好自己,来到了食堂之后,他看到了一个意外的人。 Said the peak Qi ritual, own disciple. 言峰绮礼,自己的弟子。 Qi ritual, how did you come?” When Tozaka the feudal official showed the pleasantly surprised expression, he moved toward the facial paralysis father quickly, inquired. “绮礼,你怎么来了?”远坂时臣露出了惊喜的表情,他快步走向了面瘫神父,询问道。 Master, for a long time does not see.” When says the peak Qi ritual looks at Tozaka feudal official, tranquil saying: I come here reason , because after the master arrives tung oil tree home, has not returned to Tozaka Dwelling again, Father had somewhat been worried, therefore makes me come to see.” “师傅,好久不见。”言峰绮礼看着远坂时臣,平静的说道:“我来这里的原因,是因为师傅来到间桐家之后就没有再回过远坂宅,父亲大人有些担心,所以让我来看看。” This......” “啊这……” When Tozaka the feudal official responded- indeed, after oneself arrived within tung oil tree home, with loving the clothes madam runs everywhere, the goal the epic picture, completely forgot with own eyes one after another oneself also has Tozaka Dwelling...... 远坂时臣反应了过来-的确,自己来到了间桐家之后,就跟着爱衣女士到处跑,亲眼目的了一出又一出史诗般的画面,完全忘记了自己还有个远坂宅…… Actually can't this blame me? After all what tung oil tree here attire of cultivates true virtue is good not good , compared with Tozaka Dwelling, one is the intelligent home fine repair of modernization, one is the ten years ago bare shells, simply does not have the means to compare! What is more important is within tung oil tree here three meals a day is Elisebell acts either personally( a creation), either is archer begins personally, that flavor, the fragrant Tozaka family of three were not glad. 其实这也不能怪我吧?毕竟间桐家这边的装修真的是好到不行,和远坂宅比起来,一个就是现代化的智能家居精装修,一个是十年前的毛坯房,根本没办法比!更重要的是间桐家这边的一日三餐要么是爱茜蓓尔亲自出手(一键创造),要么就是archer亲自动手,那味道,香的远坂一家三口都不乐意回去了。 „.” In doing to understand matter after later, when Tozaka feudal official awkward rather than the cough of politeness, then said in a soft voice: Ok, matter I see- Qi ritual, first sits to eat meal.” “咳咳。”在搞明白了事情经过之后,远坂时臣尴尬而不是礼貌的咳嗽了一下,然后轻声说道:“好了,事情我已经明白了-绮礼,先坐下来吃饭吧。” Yes.” Did not have word peak Qi ritual clever nod of joyful, after when he goes to the kitchen to carry one bowl of gruel as well as a plate of steamed dumpling returned to the table, with Tozaka the feudal official ate together. “是。”还没有愉悦化的言峰绮礼乖巧的点了点头,他去厨房端了一碗稀饭以及一盘蒸饺回到了餐桌上之后,跟着远坂时臣一起吃了过去。 Said, Qi ritual- when” Tozaka the feudal official drank after gruel that gently added the white sugar, immediately showed the satisfied expression, glass brother lets you come the time, what there is to say other?” “说起来,绮礼-”远坂时臣轻轻地喝了一口加了白糖的稀饭之后,顿时露出了惬意的表情,“璃正老哥让你过来的时候,有说别的什么吗?” This does not have actually.” Qi ritual shakes the head, tranquil and straightforward saying: Father makes me have a look at your security, if there is a danger......” “这倒是没有。”绮礼摇了摇头,平静而耿直的说道:“父亲就让我看看你的安全,如果有危险就……” „When has the danger on......” Tozaka the feudal official the brain has made up the word peak Qi ritual to say has the danger abandons the life on you the spoken language, then the taking advantage of opportunity brain made up distressedly scene that but graceful sent off by the word peak Qi ritual of being covered with cuts and bruises, but oneself in departure, but can also hear Qi ritual master, walks quickly! Hateful within tung oil tree, you wants to harm my master, first oversteps my corpse call. “有危险就……”远坂时臣已经脑补出了言峰绮礼说出“有危险就舍命就你”的言语,然后又顺势脑补了狼狈但优雅的自己被满身是伤的言峰绮礼送走的场面,而自己在离开的时候,还能听到绮礼的“师傅,快走!可恶的间桐家,你们想要伤害我师傅,就先踏过我的尸体吧”的呐喊。 He, is moved extremely. 他,感动万分。 If there is a danger first to leave, then makes the plan.” Said the peak Qi ritual to say. “如果有危险就先离开,再做打算。”言峰绮礼说道。 „.” The illusion broke when the flash, Tozaka feudal official unemotional lowering the head of, drank the gruel. “哦。”幻象在一瞬间破碎了,远坂时臣面无表情的低下头,喝起了稀饭。 At once, the atmosphere of restaurant, presented an awkwardness of such faint trace. 一时之间,餐厅的气氛,出现了那么一丝丝的尴尬。 - -- - -- In two people eat in the time of breakfast, family's others also walked one after another. 就在两人吃早餐的时间里,家里的其他人也都陆续的走了出来。 For example...... 比如说…… „Does Illya, what want to eat today?” Cuts the child father's voice to resound in the restaurant entrance. 伊莉雅,今天想吃什么?”切嗣爸爸的声音在餐厅门口响起。 „...... Does not want to eat the steamed dumpling! Shao mai!...... Does not have the soybean milk!” “唔……想吃小笼包!还有烧卖!唔……还有豆浆!” Good, the father takes to you ~ “好,爸爸给你拿~” Snort, Illya, what do you want to eat?” Wife's voice resounds. “哼,伊莉雅,你想吃什么?”太太的声音响起。 Mom, doesn't this need with the father ratio?” Another Illya replied. “妈妈,这就没必要和爸爸比了吧?”另一只伊莉雅回答道。 Roadless match, replied a bit faster!” “无路赛,快点回答!” „...... The beef noodles, come to order the multi-layer steamed bread and soft bean curd again, is sweet.” “呃……牛肉面吧,再来点千层饼和豆腐脑,要甜的。” Good ~ “好~” With the exchange sound, the family of four and Uncle B opened the door to walk, but Kiritsugu Emiya saw the word peak Qi ritual immediately, his muscle tied tight instantaneously. 伴随着交流声,一家四口和B叔推开门走了进来,而卫宫切嗣在第一时间就看到了言峰绮礼,他的肌肉瞬间紧绷了起来。 Magician killer, Kiritsugu Emiya......” word peak Qi's ritual look sharp, he put down the bowl on hand gently, then stands up, serious saying: You such dangerous person, why can here.” “魔术师杀手,卫宫切嗣……”言峰绮礼的眼神锐利了起来,他轻轻地放下了手上的碗,然后站起身来,严肃的说道:“你这样危险的人,为什么会在这里。” This is my lines.” Kiritsugu Emiya looks by a word peak Qi's ritual lip grain of meter/rice, serious saying: Why the people in sacred hall can here.” “这是我的台词。”卫宫切嗣看着言峰绮礼的嘴唇旁的一粒米,严肃的说道:“圣堂的人为什么会在这里。” For...... drives out evilly.” Said peak Qi ritual both hands to turn, the black key by him had been clamped in referred to the seams, „the present Fuyuki City most dangerous person is you.” “为了……驱除邪恶。”言峰绮礼双手一翻,黑键已经被他夹在了指缝之间,“现在冬木市最危险的人就是你。” „......” “……” When hears these words, Kiritsugu Emiya and Tozaka the feudal officials fell into the short silence. 听到这句话,卫宫切嗣和远坂时臣都陷入了短暂的沉默之中。 Is the most dangerous person Kiritsugu Emiya? Do not crack a joke! Isn't the most dangerous person some blonde black heart dregs loli? 最危险的人是卫宫切嗣?别开玩笑了!最危险的人难道不是某个金发黑心渣萝莉吗? Moreover, never expected that your side also follows body Servant-” the word peak Qi ritual sees Kiritsugu Emiya behind Uncle B, the congealing sound said: Was too dangerous, I......” “而且,没想到你的身边还跟着一体从者-”言峰绮礼看着卫宫切嗣身后的B叔,凝声说道:“太危险了,我……” „, Plain rice plain rice!” “啊,干饭了干饭了!” I must eat the big meat package, 20!” “我要吃大肉包,二十个!” I must eat the soy-sauce cooked pork, 30!” “我要吃酱肉的,三十个!” I must eat the big meat package!” “我也要吃大肉包!” Gruel matches with the meat package certainly!” “稀饭配肉包才是绝配!” One crowd of heresies, aren't the beef noodles fragrant?” “一群异端,牛肉面不香吗?” The next quarter, several Al Tory walked from the entrance one after another, then swaggering walked toward the restaurant. 下一刻,几只阿尔托莉雅接连从大门口走了进来,然后大摇大摆的朝着餐厅里走了过去。 „?” “?” Said on the peak Qi's ritual head to emit a question mark. 言峰绮礼的脑袋上冒出了一个问号。 „The father in sacred hall, you did not think that Servant is the dangerous signal?” Kiritsugu Emiya stood the body, then the right hand empty coursed the kitchen, said: I believe that you can certainly for the safety of Fuyuki City people, solve their!” “圣堂的神父,你不是觉得从者是危险的信号吗?”卫宫切嗣站直了身体,然后右手虚引向了厨房,说道:“我相信你一定可以为了冬木市人民的安全,解决她们的!” „?” “?” Said the peak Qi ritual, made the question mark. 言峰绮礼,打出了问号。 Please start your performance!” Saying of Kiritsugu Emiya righteousness expression. “请开始你的表演!”卫宫切嗣义正言辞的说道。 Un?” “嗯?” It seems like detected that the atmosphere of restaurant was not quite wonderful, in a big way carried one to pile Al Tory who the steamer walked to summon the EX curry stick from the kitchen immediately, then dignified saying: Who disturbs me to eat the steamed stuffed bun, whose ancestral grave I dug!” 似乎是察觉到了餐厅的气氛不太妙,从厨房端着一大摞蒸笼走出来的阿尔托莉雅顿时召唤出了EX咖喱棒,然后凝重的说道:“谁打扰我吃包子,我就撅了谁的祖坟!” Big enmity. 多大仇啊。 Said the peak Qi ritual to start to speak but hesitate, finally the look of feudal official when Tozaka hinted, held up the black key slowly, said: „Below, still had the research to the Mapo bean curd, does everyone want to taste to look?” 言峰绮礼欲言又止,最后在远坂时臣的眼神示意中,缓缓的举起了黑键,说道:“在下,对麻婆豆腐尚有研究,各位要尝尝看吗?” „?” Heard the word peak Qi's ritual words, Al Tory revealed the sharp look immediately , showed the smile of provocation without the wool black: I long, valuable opponent!” “哦?”听到了言峰绮礼的话,阿尔托莉雅们顿时露出了锐利的眼神,其中,黑无毛露出了挑衅的笑容:“我渴望,有价值的对手!” Relax.” Said the peak Qi ritual to stand up, he pulled out an apron from oneself coat pocket, put in own body, face firm saying: I am, the god of Mapo bean curd.” “放心吧。”言峰绮礼站起身来,他从自己的上衣口袋里掏出来了一条围裙,穿在了自己的身上,一脸坚定的说道:“吾乃,麻婆豆腐之神。” „?” “?” In the middle the tung oil tree wild goose night looked at a Tozaka the feudal official, then said low voice: „Is your disciple the head has the issue? Why will otherwise carry the apron along?” 间桐雁夜看了一眼远坂时臣,然后小声说道:“你弟子是不是脑袋有问题?不然为什么会随身携带围裙?” Moreover HelloKitty design. 而且还是HelloKitty图案的。 „When this......” Tozaka the feudal official pulled a long face to look among one tung oil tree wild goose night, said: This is only because Qi ritual works earnestly!” “这……”远坂时臣绷着脸看了一眼间桐雁夜,说道:“这只是因为绮礼做事认真而已!” Works needs to bring the apron earnestly? 做事认真需要带围裙吗? In the middle tung oil tree wild goose night despising when looked at a Tozaka the feudal official, then he prepared the bowl and ladle- when I must eat hateful Tozaka the ingredients that the disciple of feudal official made, then pain from beginning to end approved his cook! 间桐雁夜鄙视的看了一眼远坂时臣,然后他又屁颠屁颠的准备好了碗和勺子-我也要吃一下可恶的远坂时臣的弟子做的料理,然后从头到尾的痛批一下他的厨艺! Then, after 15 minutes, said the peak Qi ritual to carry one bowl of scarlet Mapo bean curd to arrive at the table, successfully completed a wave of ultra god. 就这样,十五分钟之后,言峰绮礼端着一碗猩红的麻婆豆腐走到了餐桌边上,顺利的完成了一波超神。 When Tozaka feudal official and Tozaka sunflower and Tozaka cold, Kiritsugu Emiya, wife and Illya x2, within tung oil tree wild goose night and Al Tory, poured under this plate of Mapo bean curd all. 远坂时臣、远坂葵、远坂凛、卫宫切嗣、太太、伊莉雅x2、间桐雁夜、阿尔托莉雅们,尽数倒在了这一盘麻婆豆腐之下。 This is, murders the thing of god. 此乃,弑神之物。
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