To be honest, if not wantthree meals a dayas well ascertainnormalphysiologicalconditions, IschesTullfeltoneselfcan a day24hours of dwellingin the exhibition room- , if not beskinBaowill be pressing, sheevenwantsto affix the imperial sealstone pileto becomeChuangshui above.
说实话,如果不是还要一日三餐以及某些正常的生理状况,伊什塔尔感觉自己可以一天二十四小时都宅在陈列室里-如果不是皮薄会硌着,她甚至想用宝石堆成床睡在上面。Reallymaycelebrateencouraging, maycelebrateencouraging.
真是可喜可贺,可喜可贺。
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--„Therefore, this period of timealso is really busy.” When Tozaka a feudal officialfacemelancholysitsto set outfrom the two personbed in the middletung oil treewild goosenight, then the gracefulwearclothes, torolling upwithintung oil treewild goosenightonsofasaid: „Wild goosenightMonarch, almostshouldhave the breakfast, this morningI want the gruelandfry the packagemany, the gruelto the sugar, friespackage of words, Iwant the thick bean saucenot to want the hot sauce, thanks.”
“所以,这段时间还真是忙碌啊。”远坂时臣一脸忧郁的从间桐雁夜的双人大床上坐起身来,然后优雅的穿着衣服,对蜷缩在沙发上的间桐雁夜说道:“雁夜君,差不多该起来吃早饭了,今天早上我想吃稀饭和煎包,稀饭多给点糖,煎包的话,我要豆瓣酱不要辣酱,谢谢。”Has a look, myTozakafamily/homelike thisis graceful the gentleman, even to the middletung oil treewild goosenightsuch„dá the human world”, I can still respond with12 the etiquette and gracefulness! Perfectmanlikeme, simplyis the lifewinner!
看看,我远坂家就这样优雅又绅士,就算是对间桐雁夜这样的“哒咩人间”,我也可以报以十二分的礼仪和优雅!像我这样完美的男人,简直就是人生赢家啊!„When Tozaka the feudal official, do not go too far!”In the middle the tung oil treewild goosenightsitsto set outfrom the sofa, then when a facelooks atTozakaindignantly the feudal official, said: „Thisismyroom! Finallyyouwrested awaymybednot saying that has not mademerest above, rushed to me the sofa, thisIdo not say! WhyItake a bath must arrangebehindyou!? This, whyI must be responsible forgivingyouevento carry the breakfast!”
“远坂时臣,你不要太过分了!”间桐雁夜从沙发上坐起身来,然后一脸气愤的看着远坂时臣,说道:“这可是我的房间!结果你霸占了我的床就不说了,还不让我睡在上面,把我赶到沙发上,这我也不说了!为什么我洗澡还必须排在你后面!?这也就算了,为什么我还要负责给你端早餐啊!”„Isn't thisyour ownchoice?” When Tozakafeudal official'sgracefulreorganizationtie on the neck, was gatheringin front of the mirror the face, aboutis rotating the head, seems inspecting the condition of ownbeard, „kept on proclaiminganything......”
“这不是你自己的选择吗?”远坂时臣优雅的整理着自己脖子上的领带,然后把脸凑到了镜子前面,左右转动着脑袋,似乎在检查自己的胡子的状况,“口口声声说什么……”„Betsamongme the dignity of tung oil treewild goosenight! When Tozaka does the feudal official, youdareto fight it outwithme? IfIwon, writes downmustgive back tome! IfIlost, Ilisten toyourinstruction!”
“赌上我间桐雁夜的尊严!远坂时臣,你敢和我一决胜负吗?如果我赢了,笔记本就要还给我!如果我输了,我就听你的吩咐!”„...... Thiswas notyourselfsays?” When Tozaka after the feudal officialrepeatedlines of initialwithintung oil treewild goosenight, calmsmeared the skin creamsonownface, thensluggishsaying: „Alsoinwhat? The story of darkswordsman, Isaid Chapter 1, the behind more than 400chaptershave not said~, moreoverappearance that the smallcherryandcold seems to be interested invery much.”
“……这不是你自己说的吗?”远坂时臣重复了一次当初的间桐雁夜的台词之后,淡定的在自己的脸上抹上了润肤乳,然后才慢吞吞的说道:“还在等什么呢?黑暗剑士的故事,我才说了第一章而已,后面还有四百多章没有说呢~而且小樱和凛似乎都很感兴趣的样子。”„gu...... killedme!”In the middle the tung oil treewild goosenightexuded the calling out in griefsound, was studied the blackhistoryeven, the issue must be in front of the smallcherryandcoldstudiesblackhistory- ashamedPIay of whatrankthisspecialis? In the bookdrawsoutmoded?
“咕……杀了我吧!”间桐雁夜发出了悲鸣声,被念黑历史就算了,问题是还要当着小樱和凛的面念黑历史-这特么是什么级别的羞耻PIay啊?本子里都不兴这么画好吗?
When Tozaka who does that the feudal officialtoobamboo shoots, withputin the basementthento raise20times of sensitivitiesto take the pinkywardrobepersonsamebamboo shoots the girlfinally.
这么做的远坂时臣太笋了,和把女孩子抓进地下室里然后提升20倍敏感度最后拿小拇指装柜子的人一样笋。„Serves mealquickly.”
“快去端饭。”„-”
“啊啊啊-”In the middletung oil treewild goosenightgrief and indignationrushes overtoward the restaurant.
间桐雁夜悲愤的朝着餐厅冲了过去。
When hatefulTozakafeudal official, just wait, Iwill certainly take revenge!!
可恶的远坂时臣,等着吧,我一定会复仇的!!
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当远坂时臣花费了半个小时打理好自己,来到了食堂之后,他看到了一个意外的人。Said the peakQiritual, owndisciple.
言峰绮礼,自己的弟子。„Qiritual, how did youcome?” When Tozaka the feudal officialshowed the pleasantly surprisedexpression, hemoved toward the facial paralysisfatherquickly, inquired.
“绮礼,你怎么来了?”远坂时臣露出了惊喜的表情,他快步走向了面瘫神父,询问道。„Master, for a long timedoes not see.” When says the peakQirituallooks atTozakafeudal official, tranquilsaying: „Icomeherereason , because after the masterarrivestung oil treehome, has not returned toTozakaDwellingagain, Fatherhad somewhat been worried, thereforemakesmecome to see.”
“师傅,好久不见。”言峰绮礼看着远坂时臣,平静的说道:“我来这里的原因,是因为师傅来到间桐家之后就没有再回过远坂宅,父亲大人有些担心,所以让我来看看。”„This......”
“啊这……”
When Tozaka the feudal officialresponded- indeed, after oneselfarrivedwithintung oil treehome, withloving the clothesmadamrunseverywhere, the goal the epicpicture, completelyforgotwith own eyesone after anotheroneselfalsohasTozakaDwelling......
远坂时臣反应了过来-的确,自己来到了间桐家之后,就跟着爱衣女士到处跑,亲眼目的了一出又一出史诗般的画面,完全忘记了自己还有个远坂宅……Actually can't thisblameme? After allwhattung oil treehereattire of cultivates true virtueisgood not good , compared with TozakaDwelling, oneis the intelligent homefinerepair of modernization, oneis the tenyears ago bare shells, simplydoes not have the meansto compare! Whatis more importantiswithintung oil treeherethree meals a day is Elisebellactseitherpersonally( a creation), eitherisarcherbeginspersonally, thatflavor, the fragrantTozakafamily of threewere not glad.
其实这也不能怪我吧?毕竟间桐家这边的装修真的是好到不行,和远坂宅比起来,一个就是现代化的智能家居精装修,一个是十年前的毛坯房,根本没办法比!更重要的是间桐家这边的一日三餐要么是爱茜蓓尔亲自出手(一键创造),要么就是archer亲自动手,那味道,香的远坂一家三口都不乐意回去了。„.”Indoingto understandmatterafterlater, when Tozakafeudal officialawkwardrather than the cough of politeness, thensaidin a soft voice: „Ok, matter I see- Qiritual, firstsitsto eat meal.”
“咳咳。”在搞明白了事情经过之后,远坂时臣尴尬而不是礼貌的咳嗽了一下,然后轻声说道:“好了,事情我已经明白了-绮礼,先坐下来吃饭吧。”„Yes.”Did not havewordpeakQiritualclevernod of joyful, after when hegoes to the kitchento carryonebowl of gruelas well as a plate of steamed dumplingreturned to the table, withTozaka the feudal officialatetogether.
“是。”还没有愉悦化的言峰绮礼乖巧的点了点头,他去厨房端了一碗稀饭以及一盘蒸饺回到了餐桌上之后,跟着远坂时臣一起吃了过去。„Said,Qiritual- when”Tozaka the feudal officialdrank after gruel that gentlyadded the white sugar, immediatelyshowed the satisfiedexpression, „glassbrotherletsyoucome the time, whatthere isto sayother?”
“说起来,绮礼-”远坂时臣轻轻地喝了一口加了白糖的稀饭之后,顿时露出了惬意的表情,“璃正老哥让你过来的时候,有说别的什么吗?”„Thisdoes not haveactually.”Qiritualshakes the head, tranquilandstraightforwardsaying: „Fathermakesmehave a look atyoursecurity, ifthere is a danger......”
“这倒是没有。”绮礼摇了摇头,平静而耿直的说道:“父亲就让我看看你的安全,如果有危险就……”„When has the dangeron......”Tozaka the feudal official the brainhas made up the wordpeakQiritualto say„has the dangerabandons the lifeonyou” the spoken language, then the taking advantage of opportunitybrainmade updistressedlyscene that butgracefulsent offby the wordpeakQiritual of being covered with cuts and bruises, butoneselfindeparture, but can also hearQiritual„master, walksquickly! Hatefulwithintung oil tree, youwantsto harmmymaster, firstoverstepsmycorpse”call.
“有危险就……”远坂时臣已经脑补出了言峰绮礼说出“有危险就舍命就你”的言语,然后又顺势脑补了狼狈但优雅的自己被满身是伤的言峰绮礼送走的场面,而自己在离开的时候,还能听到绮礼的“师傅,快走!可恶的间桐家,你们想要伤害我师傅,就先踏过我的尸体吧”的呐喊。He, is movedextremely.
他,感动万分。„Ifthere is a dangerfirstto leave, thenmakes the plan.”Said the peakQiritualto say.
“如果有危险就先离开,再做打算。”言峰绮礼说道。„.” The illusionbrokewhen the flash, Tozakafeudal officialunemotionallowering the head of, drank the gruel.
“哦。”幻象在一瞬间破碎了,远坂时臣面无表情的低下头,喝起了稀饭。At once, the atmosphere of restaurant, presented an awkwardness of suchfaint trace.
一时之间,餐厅的气氛,出现了那么一丝丝的尴尬。
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就在两人吃早餐的时间里,家里的其他人也都陆续的走了出来。For example......
比如说……„Does Illya, whatwantto eattoday?”Cuts the childfather'svoiceto resoundin the restaurantentrance.
“伊莉雅,今天想吃什么?”切嗣爸爸的声音在餐厅门口响起。„...... Does not wantto eat the steamed dumpling! Shao mai!...... Does not have the soybean milk!”
“唔……想吃小笼包!还有烧卖!唔……还有豆浆!”„Good, the fathertakestoyou~”
“好,爸爸给你拿~”„Snort, Illya, what do youwantto eat?”Wife'svoiceresounds.
“哼,伊莉雅,你想吃什么?”太太的声音响起。„Mom, doesn't thisneedwith the fatherratio?”AnotherIllyareplied.
“妈妈,这就没必要和爸爸比了吧?”另一只伊莉雅回答道。„Roadlessmatch, replieda bit faster!”
“无路赛,快点回答!”„...... The beef noodles, cometo order the multi-layer steamed bread and soft bean curdagain, is sweet.”
“呃……牛肉面吧,再来点千层饼和豆腐脑,要甜的。”„Good~”
“好~”With the exchange sound, the family of fourandUncleBopened the doorto walk, butKiritsugu Emiyasaw the wordpeakQiritualimmediately, hismuscletied tightinstantaneously.
伴随着交流声,一家四口和B叔推开门走了进来,而卫宫切嗣在第一时间就看到了言峰绮礼,他的肌肉瞬间紧绷了起来。„Magiciankiller, Kiritsugu Emiya......”wordpeakQi'srituallooksharp, heput down the bowl on handgently, thenstands up, serioussaying: „Yousuchdangerousperson, whycanhere.”
“魔术师杀手,卫宫切嗣……”言峰绮礼的眼神锐利了起来,他轻轻地放下了手上的碗,然后站起身来,严肃的说道:“你这样危险的人,为什么会在这里。”„Thisismylines.”Kiritsugu Emiyalooks by a wordpeakQi'srituallipgrain of meter/rice, serioussaying: „Why the people in sacred hallcanhere.”
“这是我的台词。”卫宫切嗣看着言峰绮礼的嘴唇旁的一粒米,严肃的说道:“圣堂的人为什么会在这里。”„For...... drives outevilly.”SaidpeakQiritualboth handsto turn, the blackkeybyhimhad been clampedinreferred to the seams, „the presentFuyuki Citymost dangerouspersonisyou.”
“为了……驱除邪恶。”言峰绮礼双手一翻,黑键已经被他夹在了指缝之间,“现在冬木市最危险的人就是你。”„......”
“……”
When hearsthese words, Kiritsugu EmiyaandTozaka the feudal officialsfell into the shortsilence.
听到这句话,卫宫切嗣和远坂时臣都陷入了短暂的沉默之中。
Is the most dangerouspersonKiritsugu Emiya? Do not crack a joke! Isn't the most dangerouspersonsomeblondeblack heartdregsloli?
最危险的人是卫宫切嗣?别开玩笑了!最危险的人难道不是某个金发黑心渣萝莉吗?„Moreover, never expected thatyoursidealsofollowsbodyServant-” the wordpeakQiritualseesKiritsugu EmiyabehindUncleB, the congealingsoundsaid: „Was too dangerous, I......”
“而且,没想到你的身边还跟着一体从者-”言峰绮礼看着卫宫切嗣身后的B叔,凝声说道:“太危险了,我……”„, Plain riceplain rice!”
“啊,干饭了干饭了!”„Imusteat the big meatpackage, 20!”
“我要吃大肉包,二十个!”„Imusteat the soy-sauce cooked pork, 30!”
“我要吃酱肉的,三十个!”„I must eat the big meatpackage!”
“我也要吃大肉包!”„Gruelmatcheswith the meatpackagecertainly!”
“稀饭配肉包才是绝配!”„Onecrowd of heresies, aren't the beef noodlesfragrant?”
“一群异端,牛肉面不香吗?”
The nextquarter, severalAlTorywalkedfrom the entranceone after another, thenswaggeringwalkedtoward the restaurant.
下一刻,几只阿尔托莉雅接连从大门口走了进来,然后大摇大摆的朝着餐厅里走了过去。„?”
“?”Saidon the peakQi'sritualheadto emit a question mark.
言峰绮礼的脑袋上冒出了一个问号。„The father in sacred hall, youdid not think that Servantis the dangeroussignal?”Kiritsugu Emiyastood the body, then the right handemptycoursed the kitchen, said: „Ibelieve that youcan certainlyfor the safety of Fuyuki Citypeople, solvetheir!”
“圣堂的神父,你不是觉得从者是危险的信号吗?”卫宫切嗣站直了身体,然后右手虚引向了厨房,说道:“我相信你一定可以为了冬木市人民的安全,解决她们的!”„?”
“?”Said the peakQiritual, made the question mark.
言峰绮礼,打出了问号。„Pleasestartyourperformance!”Saying of Kiritsugu Emiyarighteousnessexpression.
“请开始你的表演!”卫宫切嗣义正言辞的说道。„Un?”
“嗯?”
It seems likedetected that the atmosphere of restaurantwas not quite wonderful, in a big waycarriedoneto pileAlTory who the steamerwalkedto summon the EXcurrystickfrom the kitchenimmediately, thendignifiedsaying: „Whodisturbsmeto eat the steamed stuffed bun, whoseancestral graveIdug!”
似乎是察觉到了餐厅的气氛不太妙,从厨房端着一大摞蒸笼走出来的阿尔托莉雅顿时召唤出了EX咖喱棒,然后凝重的说道:“谁打扰我吃包子,我就撅了谁的祖坟!”Bigenmity.
多大仇啊。Said the peakQiritualto start to speak but hesitate, finally the look of feudal officialwhenTozakahinted, held up the blackkeyslowly, said: „Below, stillhad the researchto the Mapo bean curd, does everyonewantto tasteto look?”
言峰绮礼欲言又止,最后在远坂时臣的眼神示意中,缓缓的举起了黑键,说道:“在下,对麻婆豆腐尚有研究,各位要尝尝看吗?”„?”Heard the wordpeakQi'sritualwords, AlToryrevealed the sharplookimmediately, showed the smile of provocationwithout the woolblack: „Ilong, valuableopponent!”
“哦?”听到了言峰绮礼的话,阿尔托莉雅们顿时露出了锐利的眼神,其中,黑无毛露出了挑衅的笑容:“我渴望,有价值的对手!”„Relax.”Said the peakQiritualto stand up, hepulled out an apronfromoneselfcoat pocket, putinownbody, facefirmsaying: „Iam, the god of Mapo bean curd.”
“放心吧。”言峰绮礼站起身来,他从自己的上衣口袋里掏出来了一条围裙,穿在了自己的身上,一脸坚定的说道:“吾乃,麻婆豆腐之神。”„?”
“?”
In the middle the tung oil treewild goosenightlooked at a Tozaka the feudal official, thensaidlow voice: „Is yourdisciple the headhas the issue? Why will otherwise carry the apronalong?”
间桐雁夜看了一眼远坂时臣,然后小声说道:“你弟子是不是脑袋有问题?不然为什么会随身携带围裙?”MoreoverHelloKittydesign.
而且还是HelloKitty图案的。„When this......”Tozaka the feudal officialpulled a long faceto look among one tung oil treewild goosenight, said: „Thisis onlybecauseQiritualworksearnestly!”
“这……”远坂时臣绷着脸看了一眼间桐雁夜,说道:“这只是因为绮礼做事认真而已!”Worksneedsto bring the apronearnestly?
做事认真需要带围裙吗?In the middletung oil treewild goosenightdespising when looked at a Tozaka the feudal official, thenheprepared the bowlandladle- when I must eathatefulTozaka the ingredients that the disciple of feudal officialmade, thenpainfrom beginning to endapprovedhiscook!
间桐雁夜鄙视的看了一眼远坂时臣,然后他又屁颠屁颠的准备好了碗和勺子-我也要吃一下可恶的远坂时臣的弟子做的料理,然后从头到尾的痛批一下他的厨艺!Then, after 15minutes, said the peakQiritualto carryonebowl of scarletMapo bean curdto arrive at the table, successfullycompleted a wave of ultragod.
就这样,十五分钟之后,言峰绮礼端着一碗猩红的麻婆豆腐走到了餐桌边上,顺利的完成了一波超神。
When Tozakafeudal officialandTozakasunflowerandTozakacold, Kiritsugu Emiya, wifeandIllyax2, withintung oil treewild goosenightandAlTory, pouredunderthisplate of Mapo bean curdall.
远坂时臣、远坂葵、远坂凛、卫宫切嗣、太太、伊莉雅x2、间桐雁夜、阿尔托莉雅们,尽数倒在了这一盘麻婆豆腐之下。Thisis, murders the thing of god.
此乃,弑神之物。
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