„Therefore ,this time the limit of line is really makesmecomplain.”Elisebellstandson the summit, a faceshuts outto patdust.
“所以说,这个时间线的限制真的是让我吐槽不已。”爱茜蓓尔站在山巅上,一脸嫌弃拍着自己身上的灰尘。BeforeenteringNaruto World, Elisebell has seriously pondered, whatpasses throughNaruto's Ninjathisanimation the source of tragedyis?
在进入火影世界之前,爱茜蓓尔就认真地思考过,贯穿火影忍者这部动画的悲剧之源头是什么呢?Is the war?
是战争吗?Is the bloodlines?
是血脉吗?IsYuwisdomwavespot?
是宇智波斑?IsYuwisdomwave bandearth?
是宇智波带土?Longgate? Smallsouth?
还是长门?小南?No, is not!
不,都不是!Ishemeow the bigtubewoodenclan!
是他喵的大筒木一族!IfbigtubewoodenKaguyadoes not arriveto endure, thenshewill not eat upChakrafruit, will not be worriedoneselfeat up the fruit the matterto be discoveredby the bigtubewoodenclan, thusmakeswhiteJuelaito resist the bigtubewoodenclan! Butdoes not makewhiteJue, shenotwill collaborate the sealbyYu Village and feather robe, will not be bornblackcertainly, butwithoutblackcertainly, there would be no followingso manyat sixes and sevensplots.
如果大筒木辉夜不降临忍界,那么她就不会吃下查克拉果实,也就不会担心自己吃下果实的事情被大筒木一族发现,从而制造白绝来对抗大筒木一族!而不制造白绝,她就不会被羽村和羽衣联手封印,也就不会诞生出黑绝,而没有黑绝,就没有后续那么多乱七八糟的阴谋了。When the Elisebellpreparationdrawsdirectly the time lineforefront, the preparationwhenKaguyaarrivesendures, firstside the Kaguyabigtubewoodentypefalls, thenKaguya, when the rabbitraises, thencomes backto presscompletely the bigtubewoodenclaninownstar.
但是当爱茜蓓尔准备直接把时间线拉到最前端,准备在辉夜降临忍界的时候,先把辉夜身边的大筒木一式咔嚓掉,然后把辉夜当兔子养,接着回过头去把大筒木一族全部摁死在自己的星球里。
Didn't thisend? Thisnotonproper? Didn't thishandle?
这不就完了吗?这不就妥了吗?这不就搞定了吗?FinallyElisebellhas not thought that abilitysuchhip that this time the linedraws- looks likeinDemon Slayer World, has not managed the faradbeforeMuzanbecomes the ghostto be the same, Naruto World, Elisebellis earliest the time line that candraw, can only arrive at the second wara short time ago.
结果爱茜蓓尔万万没想到,这个时间线拉动的能力如此的拉胯-就像是在鬼灭世界,没办法拉到无惨成为鬼之前一样,火影世界,爱茜蓓尔最早能拉动的时间线,只能到二战前不久。„Reallytroublesome.”Elisebellcurls the lip, the time line that shedrawsnow, the limitalsoin the woodenleaf about 30years, fromendures for the second time probablyalsosevenyears, fromtime that the plotstarts, probably about 37years.
“真麻烦。”爱茜蓓尔撇了撇嘴,她现在拉动的时间线,极限也就是在木叶30年左右,距离第二次忍界大概还有七年,距离剧情开始的时间,大概还有37年左右。‚37years, Ifearcannotbefore the cryassisted the birthhotshadowpuncturing.’Elisebelllooked atfrontrainto endure the village, cannot help but supportingownchin.
‘37年,我怕不是能在鸣佐出生之前把火影给打穿了。’爱茜蓓尔看了一眼面前的雨忍村,不由得撑着自己的下巴。Withoutremembering incorrectlywords, nowBoss of rainhiddenvillageshouldbeendureshalfgodChinese prickly ashfishto mix the food, isin the futurethat and groupvillagewillzhang (3.33 m)unites the pitdawnorganization, causing one of the longgateblackeningprime culprits.
没记错的话,现在雨隐村的老大应该是忍界半神花椒鱼拌饭,也就是未来那个和团村志丈联合去坑晓组织,导致长门黑化的元凶之一。To be honest, Naruto Worldoverwhelming majorities„evil person”, is attractive, has the dualappearance, fullymanifested a personcontradictoryvillainrole, for exampleis lovingLin, actuallyfor the belt/bringearth of Linincarnationdevil;For exampleloves the assistanceto help, toprotect the assistancehelpshave to the weasel of slaughtercompletelyclansman.
说实话,火影世界的绝大多数“恶人”,都是非常有魅力,有着双重面目,充分体现了一个人矛盾性的反派角色,比如说挚爱着琳,却为了琳化身魔鬼的带土;比如说挚爱着佐助,为了保护佐助不得不屠尽族人的鼬。
( AlthoughElisebelldid not mindbreakslegas beforethesetwopeople, after all a personmurdersmaster, a personmurdersfather)
(虽然爱茜蓓尔依旧不介意把这两个人打断腿,毕竟一个人弑师,一个人弑父)However, thisdoes not includegroupvillagewillzhang (3.33 m)thisBabsolutely! ThisBdoes not washabsolutelycleanly! Brings the earthalso can be said asbecause oflovingLin, butblackening, after the blackening, notsentiment; The weasel can also say that a thenYuwisdomwaveclanhad been understood( belt/bringearth) andgroupconcealsstares, even ifhedoes not begin a Yuwisdomwaveclanstillto be pressed, thereforeheoffersthisbad plan, at leastcansave the life that the assistancehelps......
但是,这绝对不包括团村志丈这个B!这个B是绝对洗不干净的!带土还可以说是因为爱琳而黑化,黑化之后莫得感情;鼬还可以说当时的宇智波一族已经被晓(带土)和团藏盯上了,就算他不动手宇智波一族也会被摁死,所以他才出此下策,起码能保住佐助的性命……Rollingvillagewillzhang (3.33 m)thatis the disgustingpersonis really good? Mixes the foodas for the Chinese prickly ashfish, thispersonalsoreallynotTaihang, if nothe, understands the organization is also insufficientto turn intosuch.
团村志丈那是真的恶心人好吧?至于花椒鱼拌饭,这个人也实在是不太行,如果不是他,晓组织也不至于变成那样。„......, therefore, Iamkill you, iskill you?”Elisebelllooks that liesmixes the foodin the Chinese prickly ashfish of ground, said: „Endureshalfgod, the Chinese prickly ashfishmixes the food.”
“……所以,我是鲨了你呢,还是鲨了你呢?”爱茜蓓尔看着趴在地上的花椒鱼拌饭,说道:“忍界半神,花椒鱼拌饭。”„Fatheris...... salamanderhalfconceals!!” The blue vein on halfconcealedforeheadexploded, howeverunder the imposing manneroppression of Elisebell, hemoved the strengthnot to have.
“老子是……山椒鱼半藏啊!!”半藏额头上的青筋都爆出来了,但是在爱茜蓓尔的气势压迫下,他连动弹一下的力气都没有。Hismua, was hequickinsanely?
他mua的,他都快疯了好吗?Heinspects a boundaryline of country's of rainingdaily, finallysuddenlysawthislittle loli! Then?
他只是日常巡视一下雨之国的边际线,结果突然就看到了这个小萝莉!然后?Thendid not havethen! The opposite partyonecomesshortly, did oneselfthrow the streetdirectly? Evenhedoes not knowoneselfarehowto lose- , the opposite partysweptone, oneselffell face downdirectly.
然后就没有然后了啊!对方一眼看过来,自己就直接扑街了好吗?甚至于他都不知道自己是怎么输的-真的,对方就扫了一眼,自己就直接趴下了。Thissituationmakes the Chinese prickly ashfishmix the food unable completelyto understand, in his opinion, even if the god of YuwisdombeampastNinjaonce in a whilewere the battlefieldrosethousandspots, the not possiblelook to be movedbyoneself?
这种情况完全让花椒鱼拌饭无法理解,在他看来,就算是当年的忍者之神宇智波柱间或者是战场玫瑰千手斑,也不可能一个眼神就让自己动弹不得吧?„Youcalledanything, Idid not care about......”Elisebellto jumpfrom the cliff, thendexterousfallingmixed the foodin the Chinese prickly ashfish the front, said: „HowIstillthenmustdoin the pondera moment ago, finallyyousuddenappearanceinmyfront, makingmesuddenlyhave a boldandwonderfulidea.”
“你叫什么,我不太在意……”爱茜蓓尔从悬崖上跳了下去,然后轻巧的落在了花椒鱼拌饭的面前,说道:“我刚才还在思考接下来要怎么做,结果你就突然的出现在了我的面前,让我突然有了一个大胆而美好的想法。”„Wha...... whatidea?”Mixes the foodis inquiringElisebell, whilecautiousis struggling- simultaneouslyheis revolvingChakra in within the body, triesto decodethissituation.
“什……什么想法?”拌饭一边询问着爱茜蓓尔,一边小心翼翼的挣扎着-同时他不停的运转着自己体内的查克拉,试图破解这种情况。„Youthought that......”Elisebelllooksto mix the food, sheis rubbingoneselfchin, a facesmileis pointing at itself, said: „Initiallygeneration of eye of rain shadows, yourjiohow?”
“你觉得……”爱茜蓓尔看着拌饭,她摩擦着自己的下巴,一脸笑容的指着自己,说道:“初代目雨影,你jio得怎么样?”„......”
“……”In the look of salamanderhalfconcealswas full ofvacantexpression- initiallygeneration of eye of rain shadows? It is not, yourwhatmeaning? Do youwantto work as the rain shadow??
山椒鱼半藏的眼神中充满了茫然的表情-初代目雨影?不是,你什么意思?你要当雨影??„Do not be in a daze, askedyourwords.”Elisebellput out a handto pat the racketto mix the face of food, the lethalitywas not big, butinsultingwas extremely strong, „you, if agreed that Iletyou, whenmytoplittle brother, wedeveloped the rainhiddenvillagetogether, stroveto be in the four modernizationssociety!”
“别发呆啊,问你话呢。”爱茜蓓尔伸出手拍了拍拌饭的脸,杀伤力不大,但侮辱性极强,“你要是同意的话,那我就让你当我的头号小弟,我们一起发展雨隐村,争取走上四个现代化社会!”„That...... don't Iagree?”Mixesfoodsubconsciousasking.
“那……我不同意呢?”拌饭下意识的问道。„Isn't thatsimple?”Elisebellis saying, inherhandhas gripped the Witchhilt, but the blade edgeputs up , on neck that mixes the food, „likesuch that Isaida moment ago, can only askyou dead.”
“那还不简单?”爱茜蓓尔说着,她的手中已经握住了魔女的刀柄,而刀锋则是架在了拌饭的脖子上,“就像我刚才说的那样,只能请你死一死了。”„...... Wait!”Mixes the foodto make noiseto shouthastily: „Iagreed,Iagreedyousaid!”
“等……等等!”拌饭连忙出声喊道:“我同意,我同意你说的!”
The so-calledNinja, isto endure the person unable to endure! The Chinese prickly ashfishmixes the foodpresentideais, hedoes not make clear the Elisebell the truth of realstatusas well asability, thereforefirstrecognizesinstigated,thenambushes, after making clear the Elisebellrealstatus, thenbackhands a backthorn.
所谓忍者,就是要忍人所不能忍!花椒鱼拌饭现在的想法就是,他搞不清楚爱茜蓓尔的真实身份以及能力的真相,所以先认怂,然后埋伏一手,等到搞清楚爱茜蓓尔的真实身份之后,再反手来一个背刺。
It is comfortable.
就很舒服。„Never expected thatyouareclever.”Elisebellsatisfiedpatted the racketto mix the head of food, said: „Wego backnow~ after going back, youclaimedto the outsideIam an adopted daughter who youpick! The words of name......”
“没想到你还是蛮乖的嘛。”爱茜蓓尔满意的拍了拍拌饭的脑袋,说道:“那我们现在就回去吧~回去之后,你对外声称我是你捡回来的义女!名字的话……”At this point, on the face of Elisebellshowed a thinkingexpression.
说到这里,爱茜蓓尔的脸上露出了一个思索的表情。„Herewords, mustdo in Rome as Rome does? That...... bigtubewood?”
“这边的话,要入乡随俗的吧?那就……大筒木?”„But the words of name, bigtubewoodenElisebell? It is not good! The bigtubewoodenlove...... loves......”
“但是名字的话,大筒木爱茜蓓尔?不行!大筒木爱……爱……”„Does bigtubewoodlovebeautiful? It is not good, will makepeoplecrooked! Is that big tubewoodto loveMillie? Does the bigtubewoodloveJiDonner? BigtubewoodenEdison? BigtubewoodenIrisviel? BigtubewoodenEdignorant/veiled? It is not good, notTaihang!”
“大筒木爱丽?不行不行,会让人想歪的!那就大筒木爱蜜莉雅?大筒木爱姬多娜?大筒木爱迪生?大筒木爱丽丝菲尔?大筒木爱德蒙?不行不行,都不太行!”Thoughtfor a long time, Elisebellpatsownpalmsuddenly, said: „Thought! Latercalledmefor...... the bigtubewoodenloveclothes!”
思索了好久,爱茜蓓尔突然一拍自己的掌心,说道:“想到了!以后就称呼我为……大筒木爱衣吧!”Layin the groundlistened toElisebellallthinks aloud the Chinese prickly ashfish that mixes the foodpaingot hold offist- yourmua, sincewere the adopted daughter who Iled, should notbecalls the salamanderto love the clotheswas right!!
趴在地上听完了爱茜蓓尔的所有自言自语的花椒鱼拌饭痛苦的握紧了拳头-你mua的,既然是我带回去的养女,不应该是叫山椒鱼爱衣才对吗!!............
…………............
…………On the same day, the Ninja in country's of rainas well asnationalssurprisedknowing, after theirheadBosswent out, a silverlong hair of cutebubbling, fleshpalelittle loli.
当天,雨之国的忍者们以及国民们惊讶的得知,自家的顶头老大外出了一趟之后,身后多了一个可爱的冒泡的银色长发,肌肤苍白的小萝莉。„Very surprised?”Elisebelllooks atfrontmixingfood, said: „Becausecannot see throughmychanges the bodytechnique.”
“很惊讶?”爱茜蓓尔看着面前的拌饭,说道:“因为看不穿我的变身术。”„Indeed......”mixes the foodto siton the sofa of office, looksto sitbehind the desk, curls upwardsElisebellondesktop the leg, cannot help butaskedin a low voice: „Whoyourtrue colorsare!”
“的确……”拌饭坐在办公室的沙发上,看着坐在办公桌后面,把腿翘在桌面上的爱茜蓓尔,不由得低声问道:“你的真面目到底是谁!”Changes the bodytechnique, althoughcanchangeownappearanceevenis the physiologicalstructure of body, howeverbefore the powerfulNinja, changesindistinctChakra who the bodytechniquebringsto move, is unable to conceal.
变身术虽然能改变自己的外貌甚至是身体的生理构造,但是在实力强大的忍者面前,变身术带来的隐约的查克拉拨动,是无法隐瞒的。Althoughin the Elisebellfront, combat power of Chinese prickly ashfishreallya littlegets food down, thereforeaskedhim the Chinese prickly ashfishto mix the food, howeveris enduring, hisstrengthhadcertainlevel, buthecould not look that as beforeElisebellwithchanged the bodytechniqueuselessly.
虽然在爱茜蓓尔的面前,花椒鱼的战斗力实在是有点下饭,所以才叫他花椒鱼拌饭的,但是在忍界,他的实力还是有一定水准的,但是他依旧是看不出来爱茜蓓尔到底用没用变身术。„Coming out that looks , the issueis not big.”Elisebellindifferentbeckoning with the hand, said: „Starting fromthis moment, the country of raininmygrasping, Ihad wantedyouto bewhatyouto makeanythingin any case.”
“看不看的出来,问题都不大。”爱茜蓓尔无所谓的摆了摆手,说道:“反正从这一刻开始,雨之国已经在我的掌握之中了,我要你做什么你就做什么。”„Aren't youafraidmeto revolt?”
“你就不害怕我反抗?”„, Beforehandyou, underfear the resistances of theseNinja?”Elisebelllaughs atone, shecasts a sidelong glanceto mix the food, said: „Moreover, canarrange the manpowernowto propagandize, propagandizestwoinformation.”
“呵,之前的你,会害怕手底下那些忍者的反抗吗?”爱茜蓓尔嗤笑一声,她瞟了一眼拌饭,说道:“另外,现在可以安排人手进行宣传了,宣传两个信息。”„Yousaid that......”mixes the foodto lower the head.
“您说……”拌饭低下了头。„The firstnews, the country of rainofficiallyestablishes the rainhiddenvillage , announced that rain shadowhigh-rank!”
“第一个消息,雨之国正式成立雨隐村,同时宣布,雨影上位!”„The secondnews, the rain shadowis the bigtubewoodenloveclothes, but the rain shadowassistantis the Chinese prickly ashfishmixes the food.”
“第二个消息,雨影是大筒木爱衣,而雨影助手则是花椒鱼拌饭。”‚Issalamanderhalfconceals!!’Mixes the fooddeeplyto inspire, said: „Suchmovement, will makeotherfivegreat nationslaunch the attacktous.”
‘是山椒鱼半藏!!’拌饭深吸了一口气,说道:“这样的动作,会让其他五大国对我们发动攻击的。”Endures, not onlyhas the the country, watercountry and thundercountry of thesefivecountriescountry, windcountry and the earthfire, butcansay that is„shadow”, actuallyonly then the leaders in thesefivecountries- thisis the position, thisis the strength!
忍界不只是有火之国、风之国、土之国、水之国和雷之国这五个国家,但是能自称是“影”的,却只有这五个国家的头头-这就是地位,这就是实力!
The country of rainsays the rainhiddenvillagerashly . Moreover the chieftainsaysas the rain shadow, will only make the countries of othernationalridiculerainoverreach oneself, will only makefivegreat nationsjoin upto press the country of rain- so-calledpunishes one to deter othersis notthistruth?
雨之国贸然自称雨隐村,而且头目自称为雨影,只会让其他的国家嘲笑雨之国不自量力,只会让五大国联合起来把雨之国摁死-所谓杀鸡给猴看不就是这个道理吗?„The person who good that you said that mygoalletsthatseveralvillagesattacks the rainhiddenvillage.”
“你说的不错,我的目的正是让那几个村子的人来攻击雨隐村。”„...... Are you hopemake the rainhiddenvillagemarch into the destructionwiththismethod?”Mixedin the eye of foodto flash throughonekilledintent- the goal of ifopposite party was really destroys the rainhiddenvillage, helooked likesacrifices the lifealso......
“……你是希望用这种方法让雨隐村步入毁灭?”拌饭的眼中闪过了一丝杀意-如果对方的目的真的是毁灭雨隐村的话,他就像是豁出性命也……„What are youthinking?”Elisebellhadconvenientlypresentmelts a steamed bunto throwtomixed the food, „, ifmygoalwereto destroy the rainhiddenvillage, how manycountriesIalsodid needotherto begin? Usesyourbrain! Is enduring to establishownpositionsimplestmethod, yesrevealedoneselfalsowant the bigfistcompared with the bigjadespiralpill!”
“你在想什么?”爱茜蓓尔随手具现化了一个馒头扔向了拌饭,“如果我的目的是毁灭雨隐村,我还需要其他几个国家动手?动动你的脑子!在忍界想要确立自己的地位最简单的方法,就是亮出自己比大玉螺旋丸还要大的拳头!”Then, shejumps downfrom the chair, thenwalkstowardout of the door.
说完,她从椅子上跳了下来,然后朝着门外走去。„So long asI the personfivegreat nationshitcompletely, theywill naturally acknowledge that the rainhiddenvillageis sixth largest endures the village, got it?”Elisebellgets to the entrancetime, footstepsslightly, „, ifwants the person in rainhiddenvillageto have the lastauspicious day, then the position of establishmentrainhiddenvillage, is the essentialworking procedure!”
“只要我把五大国的人全部打回去,他们自然就会承认雨隐村是第六大忍村,明白了吗?”爱茜蓓尔走到门口的时候,脚步微微一顿,“如果想要雨隐村的人过上好日子,那么确立雨隐村的地位,是必不可少的工序!”„Iunderstood.”Mixes the foodto sigh, hestands up, said: „Mythisarrangementpersonnelspread the news.”
“我明白了。”拌饭叹了一口气,他站起身来,说道:“我就这安排人员去散布消息。”
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