GTULWB :: Volume #5

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This year, Erina Nakiri and Xing Pingchuang really arrived 12 years old, adopted the test of Elisebell in abundance, this also means, goes to the Other World journey, will soon be put on the agenda. 今年,薙切绘里奈和幸平创真纷纷来到了十二岁,纷纷通过了爱茜蓓尔的考验,这也意味着,前往异世界的旅程,即将被提上日程。 Ok, Third Young Lady, we when?” The good fortune Pyongsong eldest sons at the back of a big backpack, a face showed the posture of taking a step full of enthusiasm, is turning head to look at Elisebell, the elementary student who that appearance and will soon hike has no difference. “好了,三小姐,我们什么时候出发?”幸平城一郎背着一个大大的背包,一脸兴致勃勃的摆出了迈步的姿势,然后扭着头看着爱茜蓓尔,那副样子和即将远足的小学生没什么区别。 Reason that he will shout Elisebell Third Young Lady , because in this several years being together, Elisebell has told own experience to this group of people. 之所以他会喊爱茜蓓尔三小姐,是因为在这数年的相处之中,爱茜蓓尔已经把自己的经历告诉给了这群人。 exactly exactly-” nearby Xing Pingchuang really showed and his father's exactly the same posture, at the back of backpack with, face saying in high spirits: A bit faster!” 就是就是-”一旁的幸平创真摆出了和他老爹一模一样的姿势,背着同款的背包,一脸兴冲冲的说道:“快点出发吧!” Therefore you are the children?” A Elisebell face speechless covered own face, said: Hey, the bead, you manage the manages......” “所以你们都是小孩子吗?”爱茜蓓尔一脸无语的捂住了自己的脸,说道:“喂,珠子,你管管……” Elisebell has turned the head, looked that to a at the back of the backpack that face laughed foolishly, joined the good fortune even bead of Xing Pingjia team ranks, cannot help but covered own face. 爱茜蓓尔转过头,看向了正一脸傻笑的背着背包,加入了幸平家队伍行列的幸平珠子,不由得捂住了自己的脸。 Ok, this is so-called is not the whole family does not enter a home! 算了,这就是所谓的不是一家人不进一家门吧! Another side, at the back of the backpack, put on Erina who the white jersey walked to arrive at the Elisebell front, she said: Master, us also prepared.” 另一边,背着背包,穿着白色的练功服走出来的绘里奈来到了爱茜蓓尔的面前,她说道:“师傅,我们这边也准备好了。” Good, you......” Elisebell have also turned the head, then...... her expression stiffened. “好的,你们也……”爱茜蓓尔转过头,然后……她的表情僵住了。 Erina is good, but why the old gentleman and shaves cuts really in the hand, will be pinching a colored small windmill? Right, is that toy that type of wind blows can transfer. 绘里奈还好,但是为什么老爷子和薙切真凪的手上,会捏着一个彩色的小风车?对,就是那种风一吹就会转的那种儿童玩具。 You are the children!?” Elisebell looks that is standing straight, then raises the right hand, is lifting the old gentleman of small windmill and shaves cuts really , said: Unexpectedly this type of toy you play such vigorously!” “你们是小孩子吗!?”爱茜蓓尔看着正端端正正的站好,然后举起右手,举着小风车的老爷子和薙切真凪,说道:“这种玩具你们居然玩的这么起劲!” This is the children's enjoyment!” The old gentleman hehe smiles, he pinched the right hand of small windmill to wield, well satisfied looks at the small windmill turning round revolutions, we prepared, when?” “这是童趣!”老爷子呵呵一笑,他捏着小风车的右手挥动了一下,心满意足的看着小风车滴溜溜的转,“我们都准备好了,什么时候出发?” Now.” Elisebell decides no longer to investigate that the baby actions of these people, she puts out a hand, after disbursing the overall, assigned the world of hunter. “现在就可以。”爱茜蓓尔决定不再追究这几个人的幼儿化行动,她伸出手,支出了积分之后,指定了猎人的世界。 Passed through, starts. 穿越,开始了。 - -- - -- After going through the space gate, the people stood in the forest. 穿过了空间门之后,众人站在了森林之中。 „Is this Other World?” Xing Pingchuang really looks like monkey same numb slip climbed up the branch, then before the face that the right hand places, curious about is looking around, feeling and original world have no difference.” “这就是异世界?”幸平创真就像是猴子一样麻溜的爬上了树枝,然后把右手放在的脸前,好奇的左右张望着,“感觉和原本的世界也没什么区别啊。” Stupid disciple.” Nearby Erina Nakiri resentment without hesitation an own Junior Brother, „the magic power content of this world were obviously more than our world, can't you feel?” “愚蠢之徒。”一旁的薙切绘里奈毫不犹豫的怼了一句自己的师弟,“这个世界的魔力含量显然比我们世界多,难道你感觉不出来吗?” Ha? Did this type of thing also need you to say?” Xing Pingchuang a real eyebrow vertical stroke, he chokes to say without hesitation: I came to feel.” “哈?这种东西还需要你说?”幸平创真眉毛一竖,他毫不犹豫的呛道:“我可是一进来就感觉到了。” Since felt the exit|to speak and original world that the change of magic power content, really added thanks to you have nothing to distinguish this to come!” Erina sneers, said: This does not know why El-nee must accept your fool to work as the disciple.” “既然感觉到了魔力含量的变化,真亏你还说的出口和原本的世界没什么区别这样的话来!”绘里奈冷笑一声,说道:“这不知道小爱姐姐为什么要收下你这种笨蛋当弟子。” I am not a fool!” Xing Pingchuang really shouted to shout panting in indignation. “我才不是笨蛋!”幸平创真气呼呼的嚷嚷道。 Oh? Isn't?” The Erina Nakiri eyebrow selects, she sneered, said: Good, how do I test your several problems?” “噢?不是?”薙切绘里奈眉毛一挑,她冷笑了一声,说道:“好啊,那我考你几道题怎么样?” Grazes a horse!” Xing Pingchuang really saying without hesitation. “放马过来!”幸平创真毫不犹豫的说道。 In fact, such dialogue has appeared innumerable on the bodies of these two people! Because of child's the relations of monopoly desire, Erina Nakiri does not like Xing Pingchuang probably from the beginning real, but Xing Pingchuang really after the enthusiastic look pasted several cold buttocks, started to be in sharp opposition with Erina! 实际上,这样的对话已经在这两个人的身上出现过无数次了!大概是因为小孩子的独占欲的关系,薙切绘里奈从一开始就不太喜欢幸平创真,而幸平创真在热脸贴了几次冷屁股之后,也开始和绘里奈针锋相对了起来! Sun Wukong, if ate the pain killer, that did disregard the hoop-tightening incantation?” “孙悟空如果吃了止疼片,那是不是就无视紧箍咒了?” Zhubajie, if fell ill, is looked that the veterinarian is ordinary the medicine?” “猪八戒如果生病了,是去看兽医还是普通医?” Monk Tang, if ate own meat, will also live forever? He eats oneself meat to calculate that breaks a vow?” “唐僧如果吃了自己的肉,是不是也会长生不老?那他吃自己的肉算破戒吗?” „After transformer is injured , if repairs a vehicle to be restored to health?” “变形金刚受伤之后如果去修车能康复吗?” If shears the double-fold eyelid's second blade half price, Erlang Shen is the blood owes?” “如果割双眼皮第二刀半价的话,二郎神是不是血亏?” Erina Nakiri one after another issue pounded, but creates the real eyes in her front Xing even, turned into the shape of mosquito-repellent incense very much rapidly. 薙切绘里奈一个接着一个问题的砸了出来,而在她面前的幸平创真的双眼,很迅速的变成了蚊香的形状。 It is not, this anything and anything! Shears the double-fold eyelid half price and Erlang Shen has what relations...... the Erlang Shen three eyes...... 不是,这都什么和什么啊!割双眼皮半价和二郎神有什么关系……哦二郎神三只眼…… Grass! 草! „It is not, where these issues do you from see?” Xing Pingchuang the real whole person is not calm, he said: This anything issue! Depended!” “不是,这些问题你都从什么地方看到的?”幸平创真整个人都不淡定了,他说道:“这都什么问题啊!太赖了!” You said coming up that you did reply!” Erina Nakiri face self-satisfied asking. “你就说你回不回答的上来吧!”薙切绘里奈一脸得意的问道。 Hey, do you try to answer my issue?” Xing Pingchuang really sneers. “嘿,那你试试回答我的问题?”幸平创真冷笑一声。 Jade Emperor in stratosphere or in troposphere?” “玉皇大帝是在平流层还是在对流层?” Watermelon ate is eaten, what but also there is to have the significance?” “西瓜吃了被吃,还有什么存在意义?” „The person of bald person washes hair, or uses the cleanser with the shampoo?” “秃顶的人洗头,是用洗发露还是用洗面奶?” Has saying that Xing Pingchuang really can not be cried by the resentment with Erina Nakiri resentment so many years, showed sufficiently his degree and Erina Nakiri some damaging spell. 不得不说,幸平创真能够和薙切绘里奈怼这么多年还没被怼哭,足以证明他的损之程度和薙切绘里奈有的一拼。 Good, you two little fellows little said two.” The Elisebell speechless stand is mediating, was not the child, but also like this was all day noisy.” “好了好了,你们两个小家伙少说两句吧。”爱茜蓓尔无语的站出来打着圆场,“又不是小孩子了,还整天这样吵吵嚷嚷的。” Looked that in elder sister's share-” Erina looked at Xing Pingchuang real, then snort/hum, said: Does not lower oneself to the same level with you.” “看在姐姐的份上-”绘里奈看了一眼幸平创真,然后哼了一声,说道:“不和你一般见识。” This is my lines!” Xing Pingchuang really also yes snort/hum. “这是我的台词!”幸平创真也是哼了一声。 Good.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, said: We first, I lead you to see here resident.” “好了好了。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,说道:“我们先出发吧,我带你们去见一下这边的居民。” Good!” Xing Pingchuang really exciting saying: Does not know that what different place the residents in resident and our world in this world do have...... to have six eye eight legs?” “好耶!”幸平创真兴奋的说道:“不知道这个世界的居民和我们世界的居民有什么不一样的地方……会不会有六只眼睛八条腿?” That is the spider!” Saying of Erina full heavy line. “那是蜘蛛!”绘里奈满头黑线的说道。 Spanks again noisily!” After Elisebell ominous one next, looks two small only satisfied nods of is peaceful, said: Place that we must visit, is a race named hole Lutta Clan, this race has not basically distinguished with the average person.” “再吵打屁股!”爱茜蓓尔凶了一下之后,看着安静下来的两小只满意的点了点头,说道:“我们要去拜访的地方,是一个叫做窟卢塔族的种族,这个种族基本上和普通人没有区别。” Basically?” Joichiro looked at Elisebell, said: In other words, there is a difference?” “基本上?”城一郎看了一眼爱茜蓓尔,说道:“也就是说,还是有区别的?” Naturally ~ Elisebell natural nod, said: „The characteristics of hole Lutta Clan are, they in excited, the pupil can turn into red red- is very beautiful that red red, even the collectors by this world was appraised for ‚one of the world's top seven beautiful colors.” “当然~”爱茜蓓尔理所当然的点了点头,说道:“窟卢塔族的特点就是,他们在激动的时候,瞳孔会变成绯红色-是非常美的那种绯红色,甚至于被这个世界的收藏家们评价为‘世界七大美丽颜色之一’。” Most beautiful pupil?” Good fortune even bead two shining saying: Does not know that is attractive! To look!” “最美丽的瞳孔吗?”幸平珠子两眼放光的说道:“不知道到底多么好看!想看!” „To look yes, but spoke to pay attention.” Elisebell looked at an eyeball, said with a smile: I had introduced with you before this world- this world is not the peaceful world! Therefore these collectors, did not mind that to collect an eyeball of pair of hole Lutta Clan, but the request killer group hunts and kills the resident of hole Lutta Clan.” “想看是可以,不过说话要注意一下哦。”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼珠子,笑着说道:“我之前和你们介绍过这个世界的-这个世界可不是和平的世界!所以那些收藏家们,并不介意为了收藏一对窟卢塔族的眼珠子,而委托杀手集团猎杀窟卢塔族的居民。” Hiss-” “嘶-” Is occupied by the person in normal society, is very difficult to imagine this type to collect the hobby, the contract killer group digs others eyeball the operation will appear on the body of normal person unexpectedly. 居住在正常社会中的人,是很难想象这种“为了收集癖,雇佣杀手集团挖别人眼珠子”的操作居然会出现在正常人的身上。 Therefore must pay attention to a point in the spoken language in this aspect, because the residents of hole Lutta Clan are very sensitive to this aspect.” Elisebell emphasized one time, said: In addition, did not have other anything, we, the place of residence of hole Lutta Clan was not too first far from here.” “所以在这方面的言语要注意一点,因为窟卢塔族的居民对这方面很敏感的。”爱茜蓓尔重新强调了一次,说道:“除此之外,就没有别的什么了,我们先出发吧,窟卢塔族的居住地距离这里不算太远。” ............ ………… ............ ………… After about 15 minutes of extreme speed advances, Elisebell had several people to pass through a cavern, formally entered the place of residence of hole Lutta Clan. 在大约十五分钟的极速前进之后,爱茜蓓尔带着几人穿过了一个洞窟,正式进入了窟卢塔族的居住地。 „-” “唰唰唰-” Several talents just walked, saw that more than ten wear the mask, grasps the soldier who grows hair to fall on the nearby. 几人才刚刚走进去,就看到十几名戴着面具,手持长毛的士兵落在了附近。 Is I am I, should not be anxious.” Elisebell unhurried beckoning with the hand, said: Cool he/she, do you install before me, do believe me to hit to cry you?” “是我是我,别紧张。”爱茜蓓尔一点也不慌的摆着手,说道:“酷伊,你又在我面前装,信不信我把你打哭咯?” Hears the Elisebell words, was one person of head cannot help but resigned-looking lifted own mask, revealed a mother air/Qi the full face. 听到爱茜蓓尔的话,为首的一人不由得一脸无奈的掀开了自己的面具,露出了一张娘气十足的脸。 Aneki, my has not spoken!” Cool he/she resigned-looking raised own both hands, said: This is not you after comes back for a long time, do I lead the person to greet you?” 大姐头,我这还没说话呢!”酷伊一脸无奈的举起了自己的双手,说道:“这不是你时隔好久回来一趟,我带人来迎接你吗?” Greets me? The determination was not the wing was hard, wants to try me?” “迎接我?确定不是翅膀硬了,想试试我?” Hehe, is so little.” Cool he/she smiles, then him suddenly appears, in his behind Elisebell tramples on the buttocks, then deft with the string trapped/sleepy to become mummy, hung upside down on the tree trunk, “嘿嘿,是有那么一点点。”酷伊嘿嘿一笑,然后他就被突然出现在他身后的爱茜蓓尔一脚踹在屁股上,然后麻利的用绳子困成木乃伊,倒吊在了树干上, The members of surrounding convoy guard look own Boss miserable type, not only has not been angry, instead warm is applauding- good! Good work! For a long time has not seen the Boss hung upside down appearance, but also somewhat fondly remembers. 周围的护卫队的成员们看着自己老大的惨样,不仅没有生气,反而热情的鼓起了掌-好!好活!好久都没看到老大被倒吊的样子了,还真有点怀念呢。 Good, was comfortable.” Elisebell satisfied patted own hand, saying of face smile: I know that your fellow three days do not hit the best room to strip off roof tiles.” “好,舒服了。”爱茜蓓尔满意的拍了拍自己的手,一脸笑容的说道:“我就知道你这家伙三天不打上房揭瓦。” „......” “……” Lives not to have the love, probably was the best portrayal of this time cool he/she. 生无可恋,大概就是此时的酷伊的最佳写照了。 Everyone, before these are me, reaches an agreement, disciples who must lead.” Elisebell showed a valiant expression, in the following month, will have work everyone.” “各位,这几位就是我之前说好的,要带过来的弟子们。”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个飒爽的表情,“接下来的一个月的时间里,就有劳各位了。” Elder sister, what do we want to make?” Erina cannot bear ask. “姐姐,我们要做什么?”绘里奈忍不住问道。 „Very simple.” Elisebell raised up the finger, said: This village altogether 128 people, your 6 averages the words, everyone needs to be responsible for 21 people of daily three meals a day- arrives at the cooking to come out to the processing food from hunting for again, completely that wants you to come.” “很简单。”爱茜蓓尔竖起了手指,说道:“这个村庄一共有128人,你们六个平均下来的话,每个人需要负责21人的日常三餐-从捕猎到处理食材再到烹饪出来,全部都要你们自己来的那种。” Hoho Huo-” 霍霍霍-” After shaving Senzaemon heard the Elisebell words, immediately showed an exciting smile, but nearby shaving cut really and good fortune Pyongsong eldest sons showed longing expression- didn't the far moon/month lodging thorough study have similar inspection? 薙切仙左卫门听到了爱茜蓓尔的话之后,顿时露出了一个兴奋的笑容,而一旁的薙切真凪和幸平城一郎更是露出了怀念的表情-远月的住宿研习不就有类似的考核吗? I burnt!” The good fortune Pyongsong eldest sons moved their wrist/skill, then the crack opens the mouth really to say to Xing Pingchuang: Creates , can not complete the task, finally cried said that what father helps me ~ “我可是燃起来了!”幸平城一郎活动了一下自己的手腕,然后裂开嘴对幸平创真说道:“创真,你可不要完不成任务,最后哭哭啼啼的说什么爸爸帮帮我哦~” Snort, fool father!” Xing Pingchuang really sneers, his face self-confident looks own father, said: You, do not want actually, because old did not dodge to the waist carefully, therefore does not have the means to work!” “哼,笨蛋老爹!”幸平创真冷笑一声,他一脸自信的看着自家老爹,说道:“倒是你,不要因为年纪大了不小心闪到腰了,所以没办法工作哦!” Ha, creates, I am young very! Because flashes the waist old, only then shaved cuts the old gentleman!” Joichiro smiles, but his answer lets by an old gentleman question mark that cue arrives. “哈,创真啊,我可是年轻的很啊!会因为年纪大闪到腰的,只有薙切老爷子了!”城一郎嘿嘿一笑,而他的答案让被cue到的老爷子一头的问号。 Do I incur you to annoy you? 我招你惹你啦?
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