Because Reimu Hakurei very poor relations, therefore does not have money to buy the oil lamp, in addition the room is a little big, therefore appears especially spacious as well as...... dim. 因为博丽灵梦很穷的关系,所以没钱买油灯,再加上房间有点大,所以显得格外的空旷以及……昏暗。 „Now, the issue is very serious.” Reimu Hakurei double sticky-fingered in front of mouth, a face said earnestly: „Everyone, we could not find the Yukari Yakumo residence.” “现在,问题很严重。”博丽灵梦双手黏在嘴巴前面,一脸认真地说道:“各位,我们找不到八云紫的住所。” „Un-” Elisebell by Elsa's arms, by tits, languid nod. “嗯-”爱茜蓓尔靠在艾尔莎的怀里,头靠柰子,懒洋洋的点了点头。 „-” Remilia by the Sakuya bosom, by tits ( PAD ), languid nod. “哦-”蕾米莉亚靠在咲夜的怀里,头靠柰子(PAD),懒洋洋的点了点头。 „-” Flandre by the Rem bosom, by tits, languid nod. “啊-”芙兰朵露靠在雷姆的怀里,头靠柰子,懒洋洋的点了点头。 „You give me earnestly!” Reimu Hakurei looks at House of Scarlet three person that the accent appearance, cannot help but expects too much is pounding on the table, said: „You do not want to take revenge!” “你们给我认真一点啊！”博丽灵梦看着斯卡雷特家三个人那不着调的样子,不由得恨铁不成钢的拍着桌子,说道:“你们就不想复仇吗！” „To be thinks that......” Remilia had a yawn, said: „But most anxious isn't you? Your anxious words, several of us are not anxious.” “想是想……”蕾米莉亚打了一个哈欠,说道:“但是最急的不是你吗？你急的话,我们几个就不急了呗。” „Right.” Elisebell is nodding, said: „Let alone we anxiously also useless, in the Yukari-mama family/home hides in the cracks, how we go.” “对对对。”爱茜蓓尔点着头,说道:“何况我们急也没什么用啊,紫妈家里藏在隙间里,咱怎么进去啊。” „, To eat the cream puff......” to mumble. “芙兰,想吃泡芙……”芙兰嘟囔道。 „......” “……” Reimu Hakurei must irritate! 博丽灵梦要气死了！ You are not certainly anxious, I affirmed anxiously, this was concerns to the ultra high employments of 1500 yuan! Hateful! 你们当然不急了,我肯定急了,这可是关乎到1500円的超高额的雇佣啊！可恶！ „Actually, we do not need to look for Yukari Yakumo, making Yukari Yakumo come is not good.” Elisebell drank Coke, said: „So long as can annoy her, she definitely meets to come out.” “其实,我们没必要非要去找八云紫啊,让八云紫过来不就好了。”爱茜蓓尔喝了一口可乐,说道:“只要能把她惹毛了,她肯定会自己出来的嘛。” „But how the issue is to annoy that old lady?” Reimu Hakurei mumbled. “可问题是要怎么惹毛那个老太婆呢？”博丽灵梦嘟囔道。 „Age?” Elisebell looks at Reimu Hakurei, said: „Does Yukari-mama care about the age?” “年龄？”爱茜蓓尔看着博丽灵梦,说道:“紫妈在意年龄吗？” „Caring very cares, but is also insufficient to hear the age topic to walk on the violent.” Reimu Hakurei lay on the table. “在意是挺在意的,但是也不至于听到年龄话题就暴走啦。”博丽灵梦趴在了桌子上。 ‚?’ Elisebell blinks, was crooked own head- didn't Yukari-mama in various former same humanities hear the age issue to walk on the violent? Now how stature doesn't Yukari-mama care? ‘啊咧？’爱茜蓓尔眨了眨眼睛,然后歪了歪自己的脑袋-以前各种同人文里的紫妈不都是一听到年龄问题就暴走了吗？怎么今个儿这紫妈不在意？ Good. 好吧。 Elisebell helpless sighs- in fact supposes in Yukari-mama as if does not care about own age, occasionally also meets own age to crack a joke! That type hears the age on the setting of old vitality/angry, basically is two supposes Yukari-mama to have the setting that. 爱茜蓓尔无奈的叹了一口气-实际上一设里的紫妈似乎并不在意自己的年龄,偶尔还会自己自己的年龄开玩笑！那种一听到年龄就老生气的设定,基本都是二设紫妈才有的设定。 „It is not, why I shouted her Yukari-mama, she will throw my tofu!” Elisebell responded, aren't you are not angry? “不是,那为什么我喊她紫妈,她会扔我豆腐啊！”爱茜蓓尔反应了过来,你不是不生气吗？ „It is not, the age is the age, your shouted Yukari-mama on......” a Reimu Hakurei face speechless looks at Elisebell, said: „Not within grows mother may not...... under!” “不是,年龄是年龄,你这个喊紫妈就……”博丽灵梦一脸无语的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“无中生妈不可……等下！” Reimu Hakurei pats own thigh fiercely, „pia” makes the Elisebell whole body quickly grasp the meaning of something resounding one- didn't your leg fear red? 博丽灵梦猛地一拍自己的大腿,把响亮的一声“pia”让爱茜蓓尔浑身一个激灵-你腿不怕红了吗？ Reimu Hakurei turned over/stood up to stand from the ground, then the right hand grasped the governing coin, both hands fork waist, was mad the sinking dantian, said loudly: „Yukari-mama! Yukari-mama! Yukari-oba!!” 博丽灵梦翻身从地上站了起来,然后右手手持御币,双手叉腰,气沉丹田,大声说道:“紫妈！紫妈！紫奶奶！！” „-” “咻-” The next quarter, a wash bowl fled from the gap, then hit straightly the forehead of Reimu Hakurei. 下一刻,一个脸盆从间隙之中窜了出来,然后笔直的命中了博丽灵梦的脑门。 „Shouted again breaks the leg!” “再喊打断腿！” „Hurts......” “疼疼疼……” Reimu Hakurei covered the forehead to squat on the ground, said: „Worthily is Yukari-mama, starts really ruthlessly!” 博丽灵梦捂着脑门蹲在了地上,说道:“不愧是紫妈,下手真狠！” No, was you do. 不,是你太作死了。 Elisebell drank Coke, then looked to nearby window. 爱茜蓓尔喝了一口可乐,然后看向了一旁的窗户。 The weather is really good today. 啊,今天天气真不错。 ............ ………… ............ ………… „Orz......” “orz……” The Reimu Hakurei whole person is not good, how regardless of she clamored, Yukari Yakumo did not come out from the gap, in her family/home was actually more bewildered some pots and pans. 博丽灵梦整个人都不好了,无论她怎么叫嚣,八云紫就是不从间隙里出来,倒是她家里莫名其妙多了一些锅碗瓢盆。 „I deliberately considered, you gained.” Elisebell feels the chin to look at Reimu Hakurei suddenly, said: „You looked, your for no reason weren't many big pile of kitchenwares?” “我寻思,你赚了。”爱茜蓓尔突然摸着下巴看着博丽灵梦,说道:“你看,你这不是平白无故多了一大堆厨具吗？” „!!!” “！！！” By a Elisebell such reminder, Reimu Hakurei raised the head immediately, looks to in nearby pots and pans, calls out in alarm said: „Right! You are really a wizard, this thought by you!” 被爱茜蓓尔这么一提醒,博丽灵梦顿时抬起头来,看向了对在一旁的锅碗瓢盆,惊呼道:“对啊！你真是个鬼才,这都被你想到了！” „, Bad......” at this moment, nearby Ram calls out in alarm one suddenly, but her screams were let just divert the attention Reimu Hakurei to return on the kitchenware the line of sight again. “啊,糟糕……”就在这时,一旁的拉姆突然惊呼一声,而她的惊呼声则是让刚刚转移视线的博丽灵梦重新把视线放回了厨具上。 However has ended. 但是已经完了。 Under of kitchenware, split a black opening, but these kitchenwares entire tribe, but follows, the opening vanished. 在厨具的下方,裂开了一道黑色的口子,而这些厨具已经全部落了进去,而紧随其后,裂口消失了。 „!-” “啊啊啊啊！-” At this moment, Reimu Hakurei exuded the marmot common squeal. 这一刻,博丽灵梦发出了土拨鼠一般的尖叫声。 Yukari Yakumo, you went too far!! 八云紫,你太过分了！！ Reimu Hakurei is pulling own sleeve, said: „Now the stature I do not believe Yukari Yakumo not to come out!” 博丽灵梦挽着自己的袖子,说道:“今个儿我就不信八云紫不出来了！” „She does not come out, what to do can you?” Elisebell a little curious looks at Reimu Hakurei. Do you have what...... certain-kill technique? “她不出来,你能怎么办？”爱茜蓓尔有点好奇的看着博丽灵梦。难道你还有什么……必杀技吗？ „I can only lift my card in a hand.” Reimu Hakurei stern-faced standing up, said: „That was I collected 13 hours of secret.” “我只能掀开我的底牌了。”博丽灵梦一脸阴沉的站起身来,说道:“那是我珍藏了十三个小时的秘密。” Ten...... 13 hours? 十……十三个小时？ Elisebell is opening own mouth, what secret made you collect for 13 hours? It is not, 13 hours secret? 爱茜蓓尔微张着自己的嘴巴,什么秘密让你珍藏了十三小时？不是,十三小时算秘密吗？ „That is......” Reimu Hakurei deeply inspires, said: „Yesterday held the banquet time, my glance, saw that Yukari-mama she did not put on......” “那就是……”博丽灵梦深吸了一口气,说道:“昨天开宴会的时候,我惊鸿一瞥,看到紫妈她不穿……” „-” “咻-” The stainless steel basin is near again, but actually turned around to give to grasp by Reimu Hakurei one in the hand. 不锈钢盆再临,但是却被博丽灵梦一个转身给抓在了手里。 „Similar style will not become effective for the second time to the witch!” “同样的招式对巫女是不会生效第二次的！” Therefore you are the Saint warrior! 所以你是圣斗士吗！ „Dá-” “啊哒-” Reimu Hakurei protected the stainless steel basin in own chest, then also held the tray that flew, forced in the tray the stainless steel basin of oneself chest conveniently, then rampant shouted to shout: „Yukari Yakumo she not......” 博丽灵梦把不锈钢盆护在了自己的胸口,然后又抓住了一个飞过来的盘子,顺手把盘子塞进了自己胸口的不锈钢盆里,然后嚣张的嚷嚷道:“八云紫她不……” „Brushes-” “刷刷刷-” One after another throwing attack, but was met by Reimu Hakurei completely. 接二连三的投掷攻击,但是全部被博丽灵梦接了下来。 „Yukari Yakumo, do you come out!” Reimu Hakurei said sternly: „Does not come out, do not blame me to annoy!” “八云紫,你出不出来！”博丽灵梦厉声说道:“再不出来,就不要怪我惹！” „......” “……” After a long silence, a person of high gap appeared in the shrine together, put on the Eight Trigrams (gossip) to say the Yukari Yakumo face of clothing/taking forced oneself to look cheerful walked from the shrine. 在一阵漫长的沉默之后,一道一人高的间隙出现在了神社之中,穿着八卦道服的八云紫一脸强颜欢笑的从神社之中走了出来。 My goodness, really compelling? 好家伙,真给逼出来了？ Reimu Hakurei, what thing did you grasp Yukari Yakumo? 博丽灵梦,你到底掌握了八云紫什么东西？ „Reimu, you were excessive.” Yukari Yakumo is shaking hand the folding fan, calm saying, „as a witch, you unexpectedly......” “灵梦,你过分了。”八云紫握着手中的折扇,一脸平静的说道,“身为巫女,你居然……” „Idle talk little said!” Reimu Hakurei is pointing at Yukari Yakumo with the governing coin, said: „Either, you give me 1500 yuan! Either, the stature fights a pain now!” “废话少说！”博丽灵梦用御币指着八云紫,说道:“要么,你给我一千五百円！要么,今个儿来战个痛！” „......” “……” Yukari Yakumo a little grieved. 八云紫有点心痛的遭不住。 The silly batch of thing, 1500 sold you! 傻批玩意,一千五就把你卖了！ Yukari Yakumo fries the chicken to pull out 1500 then to hit the face of Reimu Hakurei, but she looked around one to escape from Remilia of ten thousand Yuan big bill air fan silently, left behind the tears of lamentation. 八云紫炒鸡想掏出来一千五然后打博丽灵梦的脸,但是她看了一眼一旁默默逃出了万元大钞扇风的蕾米莉亚,留下了悔恨的泪水。 Lives for the poor person, I am sorry. 生为穷人,我很抱歉。 „Therefore you actually do want to do?” Yukari Yakumo looks at a front large crowd, face not calm saying: „I did not throw plate of tofu!” “所以你们到底想干什么？”八云紫看着面前的一大群人,一脸不淡定的说道:“我不就抛了一盘豆腐吗！” „Your that throws the tofu?” Remilia said sternly: „Your that is hitting my younger sister's face! Is hitting the face of our Scarlet Devil Mansion!” “你那是抛豆腐吗？”蕾米莉亚厉声说道:“你那是在打我妹妹的脸！是在打我们红魔馆的脸！” ??? ？？？ At this moment, on the head of Yukari-mama emitted a string of big question marks. 这一刻,紫妈的脑袋上冒出了一连串大大的问号。 , Your family Third Sister kept on proclaiming especially shouts me Yukari-mama, went bad my reputation, haven't I been able to punish her? 特么的,你家这个三妹口口声声喊我紫妈,坏我名声,我还不能制裁她了？ The pulling sleeve of Yukari Yakumo air/Qi, but looked at Reimu Hakurei that eyes covetously in side, cannot help but showed the distressed expression. 八云紫气的挽袖子,但是看了一眼在旁边虎视眈眈的博丽灵梦,不由得露出了痛心的表情。 „Reimu!” A Yukari Yakumo face distressed looks at Reimu Hakurei, said: „You forgot, was who excrement held up a baby so it can urinate in you you in childhood feeds in a big way?” “灵梦啊！”八云紫一脸痛心的看着博丽灵梦,说道:“你忘记了,是谁在你小时候一把屎一把尿把你喂大的吗？” „Un?” “嗯？” Reimu Hakurei one hear, was black a face to hold up the governing coin at that time, said loudly: „Dream day......” 博丽灵梦一听,然后当时就黑着一张脸举起了御币,大声说道:“梦想天……” „Wait, the slip in speech, a moment ago was the slip in speech!” Yukari Yakumo coughs hastily was saying, „raises, raises you!” “等等,口误,刚才是口误！”八云紫连忙干咳着说道,“是养大,是把你养大！” „Bah!” Reimu Hakurei bah, said at that time: „Has the nickel relations with you?” “呸！”博丽灵梦当时就呸了一声,说道:“和你有半毛钱关系？” „How to have the relations? Gensokyo is I creates, therefore you eat, puts on, is my!” The degree that Yukari Yakumo plausible saying, it is not concerned about face made the Elisebell whole person shock. “怎么没关系呢？幻想乡是我创造的,所以你吃的,穿的,都是我的！”八云紫振振有词的说道,其不要脸的程度让爱茜蓓尔整个人都震撼了。 „Idle talk were not many said!” At this time, nearby Remilia pounded on the table to stand, is pointing at Yukari Yakumo, said: „tai, Old lady! You may dare to fight with me!” “废话不多说！”这时,一旁的蕾米莉亚拍着桌子站了起来,然后指着八云紫,说道:“呔,老太婆！你可敢和我一战！” „......” “……” Yukari Yakumo unemotional covered own face with the fan, then looked at Remilia. 八云紫面无表情的拿扇子遮住了自己的脸,然后看了一眼蕾米莉亚。 To be honest, your crying father who your small bat, my hand can hit shouted mother, the buttocks gave you fan to swell! 说实话,就你这小小的蝙蝠,我一只手就能打的你哭爹喊娘,屁股都给你扇肿咯！ However...... 但是…… Everything feared, but, but Yukari Yakumo has to however- to guarantee character beyond a specification guaranteed Gensokyo and peaceful, she established the Gensokyo core the witch, had the superman strength in Gensokyo. 凡事就怕但是,可八云紫不得不但是一下-为了保证有一个规格外的人物来保证幻想乡的和安宁,她把巫女设定成了幻想乡的核心,在幻想乡内拥有超人的力量。 However...... 但是…… Has not thought, Reimu Hakurei unexpectedly is damn traitor!!! 万万没想到,博丽灵梦居然是个臭二五仔！！！ „How can this matter solve?” Yukari Yakumo thinks, for the peace and tranquillity of Gensokyo, she decides to endure one, „after all is also that child first provokes my is right?” “这件事要怎么解决？”八云紫想了想,为了幻想乡的和平与安宁,她还是决定忍一手,“毕竟也是那孩子先招惹我的对不对？” If cannot be victorious Reimu Hakurei...... 如果不是打不过博丽灵梦…… „Ahem!” Remilia grasps Reimu Hakurei this wicked dog, exuded as if the villain same big laughter, „Yukari Yakumo! Knew my big Scarlet Devil Mansion fearful place!” “哼哼哼！”蕾米莉亚手握博丽灵梦这头恶犬,发出了仿佛反派一样的大笑声,“八云紫！知道我大红魔馆的可怕之处了吧！” „......” “……” Yukari Yakumo indifferent looks to villains hold sway Remilia that cannot help but said: „Small bat, Reimu can protect you for a while, but protection you ~” 八云紫冷漠的看着小人得志的蕾米莉亚,不由得说道:“小蝙蝠,灵梦能保护你一时,但保护不了你一世哦~” „......” “……” Young Miss had food stuck in the throat. 大小姐噎住了。 „Therefore, if you want to solve the problem......” Yukari Yakumo „” closed up own fan, asking that then smiles, „we exchange well.” “所以,如果你想解决问题的话……”八云紫“啪”的一声合拢了自己的扇子,然后笑眯眯的问道,“我们还是好好交流一下。” Elisebell took a look at one to kneel to sit on the ground, Remilia that was sweating profusely at once, cannot help but covered own face silently. 爱茜蓓尔瞅了一眼跪坐在地上,一时之间满头大汗的蕾米莉亚,不由得默默地捂住了自己的脸。 Own this eldest sister, is so little, disgraced! 自家这个大姐,有那么一点点,丢人啊！ Good, the matter is annoys after all, therefore...... I must have a good loli’s acting! 好吧,毕竟事情是自己惹出来的,所以……我要有一个好萝莉的担当！ The Elisebell right hand makes a fist to place in front of the mouth, coughed gently, said: „That............ Yukari-mama......” 爱茜蓓尔右手握拳放在嘴巴前面,轻轻的咳嗽了一下,说道:“那个……咳咳……紫妈……” „......” “……” The Yukari Yakumo corners of the mouth pull out, on her face is maintaining the smile expression, but the forehead has pushed in a big way # number. 八云紫嘴角一抽,她脸上保持着微笑的表情,但是额头已经挤出来一个大大的#号。 „I remember, I should not have such big kid to be right!” Yukari Yakumo looks that Elisebell- she indeed does not care to the topic of age, but she cannot for no reason be many a kid! “我记得,我应该没有这么大的娃才对！”八云紫看着爱茜蓓尔-她的确是对年龄的话题不在意,但是她不能平白无故多一个娃啊！ The old ladies are pure! Yuyuko you believe me! 老娘是清白的！幽幽子你相信我！ This is the defiant person also harms me! 这是刁民还害我！