Roy Mustang, your master is what bird person, aren't yourself clear? 罗伊・马斯坦,难道你的师傅是个什么鸟性的人,你自己心里不清楚吗？ Why you must be so negligent! 你为什么要如此大意！ Three moves? 三招？ ! 呵！ Colonel Mustang was pressed by Edward and Alphonse under the body, then Hohenheim rides on him, blocked his mouth with the lemon. 马斯坦上校被爱德华、阿尔冯思压在身下,然后霍恩海姆则是骑在他身上,拿柠檬塞住了他的嘴巴。 In any case is, without the means struggles, without means speech. 反正就是,没办法挣扎,没办法说话。 Oneself were really rampant. 啊,自己真的是太嚣张了。 Died without a heir by Elisebell one move on pulls up kicks to taking down Mustang to the ground, his innermost feelings have a little sad. 被爱茜蓓尔一招断子绝孙上撩踢给放倒的马斯坦到在地上,他的内心有那么一点悲伤。 „Uh-huh, now, I must be in front of everyone, called Junior Lieutenant Lisa!” A Elisebell face calm pulled out a telephone, then placed the ground, said in the look that everyone anticipates. “嗯哼,现在,我要当着大家的面,给莉莎少尉打电话了！”爱茜蓓尔一脸淡定的掏出了一步电话,然后放在了地上,在大家期待的眼神中说道。 „Hits quickly hits quickly!” Saying that Edward anxious to stir up trouble: „Told that woman, said that Colonel Mustang the peeping woman took a bath here every night!” “快打快打！”爱德华唯恐天下不乱的说道:“告诉那个女人,就说马斯坦上校在这边每晚都偷窥女人洗澡！” „Nii-san, falsely accused Colonel Mustang to go too far.” Alphonse cannot bear the rebuttal say ; „Where has each night, one week of also 34 times.” “尼桑,这么诬陷马斯坦上校太过分了。”阿尔冯思忍不住反驳道;“哪有每晚,一周也就三四次。” „???” “？？？” Mustang shocking looked to Alphonse- my fuuuuck, never expected that your seemed like the human and animals to be harmless, Alphonse of heavy features, unexpectedly with a bean of Ding urogenous steel? 马斯坦震惊的看向了阿尔冯思-我屮艸芔茻,没想到你个看起来人畜无害,浓眉大眼的阿尔冯思,居然和钢之豆丁一个尿性？ The grass( a plant), forgot you were the one's own brothers! Therefore your urogenous equally was not the unreadable matter! 草(一种植物),忘记了你们是亲生兄弟了！所以你们尿性一样也不是什么难以理解的事情了！ In this moment, Mustang decisive hauled in Brother Elrick the blacklist- the words that later gets together, cannot drink with these two kids absolutely! These two people, absolutely are that type, will go all out to give you to pour liquor down the throat on the liquor table, when got drunk you, then turns on the videocorder, is drunk the ugly performance to record after you, then during the later meeting, puts at the scene, lets the audience people together „hahahaha haha” person! 在这一刻,马斯坦果断的把艾尔利克兄弟都拉进了黑名单之中-以后聚会的话,绝对不能和这两个小屁孩一起喝酒！这两个人,绝对是那种,会在酒桌上拼命给你灌酒,等把你灌醉了,然后就打开录像机,把你喝醉酒后的丑态录制下来,然后在之后的聚会之中,当场放出来,让全场人一起“哈哈哈哈哈哈”的人！ Absolutely yes!! 绝对是！！ Mustang clenches jaws, he decides to steel oneself for revenge, finds the opportunity to retaliate! 马斯坦咬牙切齿,他决定要卧薪尝胆,找机会报复回来！ ............ ………… ............ ………… Another side, Elisebell during the gaze of people, has opened exempting of telephone to raise the button, then takes the paper on hand, said: „I have a look, 086......” 另一边,爱茜蓓尔已经在众人的注视之中,打开了电话的免提按钮,然后拿着手上的纸条,说道:“我看看,086……” Quick, the telephone put through, but opens in telephone sound that exempted proposes, spread the ting of Mustang computer. 很快的,电话接通了,而开启了免提的电话音响之中,也传出了马斯坦家电脑的铃声。 Inside spread...... the Mustang humming sound. 里面传出了……马斯坦的哼唱声。 „Chirp chirp fires refers, I am alchemist of flame, is going to become the man of president, vainly hoped for that is the miniskirt harem, today also before the mirror, the practice fires refers to pose, the raging fire raging fire in your heart point, my innermost feelings will also sprout the fire pū chirp pū chirp, the tonight's firepower is too a little fierce......” “吧叽吧叽打响指,我是焰之炼金术师,将要成为大总统的男子,梦想就是迷你裙后宫,今天也在镜子前,练习打响指pose,将在你的心头点上烈火烈火,我的内心也萌火噗叽噗叽,今晚的火力有点太烈……” „-” “啪-” Elisebell unemotional hung up the telephone, then has turned head, with others together, looks at the ground with a complex look Mustang. 爱茜蓓尔面无表情的挂上了电话,然后扭过头,和其他人一起,用一种复杂的眼神看着地上的马斯坦。 Your family's ting is this appearance? 啊,原来你家的铃声是这个样子的吗？ „Colonel Mustang......” a Edward face complex loosened the hand of Mustang, then stands up- with him is almost the synchronization, Alphonse and Hohenheim also stand up, then neat standing in one side, look complex looks at Mustang. “马斯坦上校……”爱德华一脸复杂的松开了马斯坦的手,然后站起身来-和他几乎是同步的,阿尔冯思和霍恩海姆也都站起身来,然后齐刷刷的站在一旁,神色复杂的看着马斯坦。 But the feeling that in air awkward and was not the polite atmosphere, Mustang hammered a ground with the right fist, saying of clenching jaws: „You said anything actually!” 而感受到空气中的那种尴尬而又不是礼貌的气氛,马斯坦用右拳锤了一下地面,咬牙切齿的说道:“你们倒是说点什么啊！” - -- - -- The ringside of training ground, a strip width big rug is spreading on the ground, Elsa kneels to sit on the rug, Elisebell by her bosom, then the both legs puts on the Rem both legs, long looks at the fight of Ram and Mustang. 训练场的场边,一条宽大的地毯正铺在地上,艾尔莎跪坐在地毯上,爱茜蓓尔靠在她的怀里,然后双腿搁在雷姆的双腿上,悠悠哉哉的看着拉姆和马斯坦的战斗。 To be honest, the present Ram mood is not that wonderful, after all gave Elisebell to rub the opportunity of leg is her, who makes Mustang said that on Rem has one to think, when lets he uncomfortable aura, therefore vigorously resistance? 说实话,现在的拉姆心情不是那么美妙,毕竟本来给爱茜蓓尔揉腿的机会是她的,但是谁让马斯坦表示雷姆身上有一股想当让他不舒服的气息,所以极力抗拒呢？ Bah, plays the fire smelly! trash thing! The aura of ice even on Rem dissipates! trash! 呸,臭玩儿火的！辣鸡玩意！连雷姆身上逸散出来的冰之气息都遭不住！辣鸡！ You said that Ram air/Qi? 你说拉姆气不气？ Ram was angry, life of Mustang not wonderful- under the Ram wicked interest, she suppressed and in own physical quality Masta's similar level, but made own martial arts skill high is so little than Mustang. 拉姆生气了,马斯坦的生活就不怎么美妙的-在拉姆的恶趣味之下,她把自己的身体素质压制到了和玛斯塔差不多的水准上,但是偏偏让自己的武艺比马斯坦高那么一点点。 What experience is this? 这是一种什么样的体验呢？ Is you plays CS probably, flickers the monkey with opposite party one, then after oneself died, discovered oneself wiped out the opposite party 99 blood ; 大概就是你玩CS,和对方一阵瞬狙,然后自己死亡后,发现自己打掉了对方99点血; Is you plays PUBG probably, a spear-play, the death later looked at playbacking, discovered that the opposite party only had a blood ; 大概就是你玩吃鸡,一阵对枪,死亡之后看回放,发现对方只有一丝血; Is you plays LOL probably, with opposite party middle of the mill SOLO, an operation, after exhausting ability, discovered that the opposite party after killing you also remains the blood of number in the units place . Moreover the body also has the ignition, but triumphal returned to rescue. 大概就是你玩LOL,和对方中路SOLO,一阵操作,竭尽所能之后,发现对方在杀死你之后还剩个位数的血,而且身上还有引燃,但是被凯旋救了下来。 Moreover time is each this, you said are oneself air/Qi. 而且是每一次都这样,你就说自己气不气吧。 „, Ram is really a belt/bring evil person.” Elisebell looks that a Ram elbow stroked on the Mustang disciple, then a right foot check, making Mustang fall down, the review said, „hit intentionally on the kidney of Mr. Mustang...... oh! It seems like must hurt some little time.” “啧啧,拉姆真的是一个带恶人。”爱茜蓓尔看着拉姆一个肘击打在了马斯坦的弟子上,然后右脚一勾,让马斯坦倒在了地上,点评道,“故意打在了马斯坦先生的肾上……噢！看来要疼好一会了。” Naturally, the attack of Ram cannot cause any damage to the kidney of Mustang, instead to it milk, making the kidney of Mustang compared with before better! 当然,拉姆的攻击不会对马斯坦的肾造成任何伤害,反而会给它奶一口,让马斯坦的肾脏比之前更好！ However, is very painful. 但是,很痛。 Really painful. 真的很痛。 Is painful? 到底有多么痛呢？ Was your right foot pinky does not kick in the cabinet probably carefully, when your sore is stamping one's foot same place, your left leg foot heart stepped on fiercely on Lego of ground. 大概是你的右脚小拇指不小心踢到了柜子上,当你疼的在原地跳脚的时候,你的左脚脚心猛地踩在了地上的乐高上。 Probably is such painful. 大概是这么痛。 „......” “……” You look, Mustang speech of pain, has only been able to hold the belly to lie down on the ground, sends out sound that hmph hmph. 你看,马斯坦已经痛的说不出话,只能抱着肚子躺在地上,发出哼哼的声音。 „Hū, the training arrived here.” Ram patted own hand, then in Edward and the others looked in the look of devil, turned back the Elisebell side, said: „Third Young Lady, Ram has completed the task.” “呼,训练就到这里吧。”拉姆拍了拍自己的手,然后在爱德华等人看魔鬼的眼神中,走回了爱茜蓓尔的身边,说道:“三小姐,拉姆已经完成任务了。” „Un......” Elisebell nods. “嗯……”爱茜蓓尔点了点头。 She gives the Ram duty is „taught that Mustang fight skill”, but now...... also calculates a lesson? The boys must protect oneself kidney outside! Because you never know that the enemy can come a chisel to strike toward your kidney fiercely, lets your sore instantaneous GG. 她给拉姆的任务是“教导马斯坦战斗技巧”,而现在……也算一个教训吗？男孩子在外要保护好自己的肾呀！因为你永远不知道敌人会不会猛地朝着你的肾来一个凿击,让你疼的瞬间GG。 Ram this, not only has not injured also the milk your. 拉姆这还算好的,不仅没伤还奶了你一口。 „Then......” Elisebell focused on Edward and the others the bodies, said hesitant: „Opportunity is rare, or seizes the chance......” “接下来……”爱茜蓓尔把视线放在了爱德华等人的身上,犹豫道:“机会难得,要不趁机……” Elisebell had not discovered, when she said these words, her behind Elsa, Ram and Rem looked to Edward and the others the looks, seems giving up on the person to be the same. 爱茜蓓尔没发现,当她说出这句话的时候,她身后的艾尔莎、拉姆和雷姆看向爱德华等人的眼神,仿佛在看死人一样。 „Does not use, does not use completely!!” Edward was frightened the ponytail to set upright by Elsa's look, „I feel that now is very good! Very good! Does not need to train completely!” “不用了,完全不用了！！”爱德华被艾尔莎的眼神吓得马尾辫都竖起来了,“我现在感觉很好！非常好！完全不需要训练！” „Right?” “是吗？” „Yes!” Alphonse also added hastily, „this trained anything, recently is enough!” “是的！”阿尔冯思也连忙补充道,“这个训练什么的,最近已经足够了！” „Un un!” Hohenheim also obedient nod. “嗯嗯！”霍恩海姆也乖乖的点着头。 „Good.” Elisebell took back own line of sight, then showed an expression pitifully. “好吧。”爱茜蓓尔收回了自己的视线,然后露出了一个可惜的表情。 What a pity, wants to recycle 【Family of three were chiselled then sore rolling up by kidney on the ground】 Precious CG, it seems like did not have the opportunity. 可惜了,本来还想回收一下【一家三口都被肾凿然后疼的蜷缩在地上】的珍贵CG呢,看来是没机会了。 Why does not know, the feelings of other person of instinct an evil intention. 不知道为什么,其他人本能的感觉到了一股恶意。 „Yeah, is quite suddenly idle!” Elisebell turned the body, moved from the leg of Rem the left leg the leg of Ram, then languid saying: „Is inferior to this, Edward, you and do Alphonse come up to perform the talent and skill to us?” “哎,突然好闲！”爱茜蓓尔扭了扭身子,把左腿从雷姆的腿上挪到了拉姆的腿上,然后懒洋洋的说道:“不如这样吧,爱德华,你和阿尔冯思上去给我们表演一下才艺？” „...... Talent and skill?” “才……才艺？” Edward showed the vacant and desperate expression. 爱德华露出了茫然而又绝望的表情。 The seat eight, what talent and skill can I? 席八,我会什么才艺啊？ „hai, what two brothers perform a sketch? Otherwise the crosstalk is also good!” Elisebell had a yawn, said: „Before didn't look at so many feather Sekawa Guo Degang's crosstalks to you?” “嗐,俩兄弟表演个小品什么的呗？再不然相声也行啊！”爱茜蓓尔打了个哈欠,说道:“之前不给你们看了那么多羽濑川郭德纲的相声吗？” That said that but...... 话是这么说,但是…… „Cannot!” “不会！” Edward pulled the corners of the mouth, this crosstalk is seemingly easy, but said really difficultly, moreover my Edward says the person of crosstalk? That must not be possible! My unyielding Edward! No! Said!! Sound! 爱德华扯了扯嘴角,这相声看起来容易,但说起来是真的难,而且我爱德华是说相声的人吗？那必不可能！我铁骨铮铮爱德华！不！说！相！声！ „Pitifully, wants saying that if you said that crosstalk, I teach you move of certain-kill technique.” Elisebell sighs. “可惜了,本来还想说如果你说相声的话,我就教你一招必杀技的。”爱茜蓓尔叹了一口气。 „Alphonse, on!” Edward immediately two getting angry stood, said loudly: „certain-kill technique, must attain!” “阿尔冯思,上了！”爱德华顿时两眼冒火的站了起来,大声说道:“必杀技,一定要拿到！” „Yes, Nii-san!” Alphonse replied loudly. “是,尼桑！”阿尔冯思大声回答道。 Two people arrived in the front training ground bravely, then Nina and Elisebell have Hohenheim, does not have the parsimonious own applause. 两人勇敢的走到了前面的训练场上,然后妮娜和爱茜蓓尔还有霍恩海姆,都没有吝啬自己的掌声。 Come, Brother Elrick! Demonstrates your crosstalk techniques! 来吧,艾尔利克兄弟！展示你们的相声技艺！ - -- - -- After 15 minutes . 十五分钟之后。 „You give a response actually!” “你们倒是给点反应啊！” Performed half-day Edward on the stage, discovered under after the stage no one gives the response, exclaiming that immediately becomes angry out of shame, „applause! Laughter!” 在台上表演了半天的爱德华,发现台下根本就没有人给予反应之后,顿时恼羞成怒的吼道,“掌声呢！笑声呢！” „To be honest, too embarrassed.” The Elisebell resigned-looking review said, said: „You must speak the crosstalk, was not mounts the stage to say the piece! Alphonse, the supporting speaker is not your light/only ehm then can!” “老实说,太尬了。”爱茜蓓尔一脸无奈的点评道,说道:“你是要讲相声,不是上台去说段子啊！阿尔冯思,捧哏也不是你这样光嗯嗯啊啊然后呢就可以的啊！” Too embarrassed! 太尬了！ „We are not specialized!” Exclaiming that Edward reddens all over the face: „Can perform well! Roadless match! In brief teaches us certain-kill technique a bit faster!” “我们又不是专业的！”爱德华满脸通红的吼道:“能表演就不错了啊！无路赛！总之快点把必杀技教给我们！” Your this hateful master! 你这个可恶师傅！ „yes yes yes.” Elisebell turned over/stood up to stand from the ground, then face sigh with emotion saying: „My this certain-kill technique, can achieve second to kill Elsa they, you thinks.” “是是是。”爱茜蓓尔翻身从地上站了起来,然后一脸感慨的说道:“我这个必杀技呢,是可以做到秒杀艾尔莎她们的,强不强你们自己想吧。” The grass, that must be invincible! 草,那必须无敌啊！ Mustang that Edward, Alphonse and Hohenheim as well as revive, focused on the body of Elisebell completely. 爱德华、阿尔冯思、霍恩海姆以及苏醒过来的马斯坦,全部把视线放在了爱茜蓓尔的身上。 Can second of certain-kill technique that kills Elsa this rank...... must learn! 能够秒杀艾尔莎这个级别的必杀技……一定要学会！ „Uh-huh.” After Elisebell clears throat, gathered Elsa's front, her both hands hold in the chest, is biting the lip, a face looks at Elsa miserable, said: „Most liked you, chirp ~” “嗯哼。”爱茜蓓尔清了清喉咙之后,凑到了艾尔莎的面前,她双手捧在胸口,咬着嘴唇,一脸楚楚可怜的看着艾尔莎,说道:“最喜欢你了,啾~” Elsa, K 0.0. 艾尔莎,K.O.