GTULWB :: Volume #2

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Before lsp join the discussion, the friends in group were possibly discussing- 在lsp们加入讨论之前,群里的朋友们可能在讨论- Today did you hit to enjoy to Idler?” “今天你给闲者打赏了吗?” Today did you give the Idler monthly ticket?” “今天你给闲者月票了吗?” Today did you give the Idler bit?” “今天你给闲者刀片了吗?” However, after lsp joined the discussion, the friend in group was possibly discussing- 但是,当lsp们加入了讨论之后,群里的朋友可能就在讨论- Star dust was been very easy-to-use by the book of tentacle!” “星尘被触手的本子特别好用!” „, I did not think that drops wickedly well this!” “不不不,我觉得还是恶堕本好点!” You did not think that squeezes in the vibrating spear then to lay aside play more exciting?” “你们不觉得塞入振动棒然后放置play更刺激吗?” You look, this is the lsp power. 你们看,这就是lsp的感染力。 Is Hermes lsp? Yes, obviously yes! Rather, certainly mostly is the men is lsp, particularly male god- according to the incomplete statistics, Hermes organized 176,448 times to clash the warriors! Launches the attack toward goddess the place of balneation! Unprecedented formidable male gods!” Plan, succeeded 0 times, failed 176,448 times, was hung to hit 176,448 times by the goddesses. 赫尔墨斯是lsp吗?是的,显然是的!倒不如说,绝大多是男人都是lsp,尤其是男神-根据不完全统计,赫尔墨斯组织了17万6448次“冲吧勇士们!朝着女神的入浴之地发起进攻!一往无前的勇者男神们!”计划,其中成功了0次,失败了17万6448次,被女神们吊起来打了17万6448次。 Is really disgraced. 实属丢人。 ............ ………… ............ ………… Un......” a Elisebell face ponder watches at the forum the gone against highest post, as if most fiery that tag-# ghs game in the cybercommunity must capture/raid #. “嗯……”爱茜蓓尔一脸沉思的看着论坛上被顶的最高的帖子,似乎在网络社区上最火热的那个tag-#ghs游戏也要攻略#。 She cannot help but lost in thought that then looked to nearby Artemis, said: Artemis, under your opinion how?” 她不由得陷入了沉思,然后看向了一旁的阿尔忒弥斯,说道:“阿尔忒弥斯,你意下如何?” Un?” Artemis is tilting the head looks at Elisebell- what thing? “嗯?”阿尔忒弥斯歪着头看着爱茜蓓尔-什么东西? Is Hermes they requests the ghs small game also to open captures.” Elisebell is arriving at the chin, said: Actually I am indifferent, but can the issue look for capturing/raiding of correspondence?” “就是赫尔墨斯他们要求ghs小游戏也开放攻略。”爱茜蓓尔抵着下巴,说道:“其实我个人是无所谓的,但是问题是能找着对应的攻略吗?” Does not know.” Artemis shakes the head- she has no too big demand to ghs, on the contrary is to doing LIttle El (love) has very strong interest. “不知道。”阿尔忒弥斯摇了摇头-她对ghs没有什么太大的需求,反倒是对搞小爱有很浓厚的兴趣。 Betty?” Elisebell begins supinely, looks is taking lightly the novel Beatrice, asked. 贝蒂呢?”爱茜蓓尔仰起头,看着正在看轻小说的碧翠丝,问道。 „The difficult problem of ghs small game is difficult, his complexity will not be high, made them because of the post the discussion not good directly?” Beatrice beckons with the hand, ill-humored saying: „It looks like in Betty, this group of people nothing but think the frank and upright live broadcast ghs small game.” “ghs小游戏的难题再难,其本身的复杂程度也不会高,直接让他们在贴吧讨论不就好了?”碧翠丝摆了摆手,没好气的说道:“在贝蒂看来,这群人无非是想光明正大的直播ghs小游戏而已。” With the Hermes character, there is a possibility.” Artemis unemotional saying. “以赫尔墨斯的性格来看,有可能。”阿尔忒弥斯面无表情的说道。 Also can like this?” Elisebell does not know whether to laugh or cry looks at Artemis, said: This group of fellows must bored to what degree.” “还可以这样的吗?”爱茜蓓尔哭笑不得的看着阿尔忒弥斯,说道:“这群家伙到底要无聊到什么程度。” Therefore wants capturing/raiding of ghs small game is completely the pretence, the actual goal is able the frank and upright live broadcast ghs small game, then several hundred, several thousand and tens of thousands lsp together? 所以说想要ghs小游戏的攻略完全就是幌子,实际目的是可以光明正大的直播ghs小游戏,然后几百、几千、几万个lsp们一起嘿嘿嘿吗? Grass, many hand movements? 草,多人手部运动? Worthily is you, Hermes! 不愧是你啊,赫尔墨斯 Elisebell is giving Hermes to give the thumbs-up secretly, then sent the announcement to reject the request of Hermes- you can discuss in secret, but the live broadcast industry did not allow to present the R18 thing! 爱茜蓓尔在暗地里给赫尔墨斯竖起了大拇指,然后发公告拒绝了赫尔墨斯的要求-你们可以私底下讨论,但是直播行业不允许出现R18的东西! After all has the child! 毕竟还是有小孩子的! - -- - -- Half a month later, the live broadcast plate got online officially, on everyone's desktop besides post, steam and voice, had/left a live broadcast plate. 半个月之后,直播板块正式上线,大家的桌面上除了贴吧、steam、语音之外,又多出了一个直播板块。 The game live broadcast that first presents has reaches 25 much, except Freya and Loki beside, 23 is to depend upon own ability becomes the anchor- 18 male gods, five goddesses. 最先出现的游戏直播有多达二十五名,其中除去芙蕾雅洛基之外,还有二十三名都是依靠自己的能力当上主播的-其中十八名男神,五名女神。 An ordinary adventurer live broadcast does not have actually- this does not have the means that the adventurers must capture/raid dungeon, therefore can also play several hours of game on the evening every day! 普通冒险者倒是一个直播都没出-这是没办法的,冒险者们还是要去攻略地下城的,所以每天也就晚上能玩几个小时的游戏! But these gods? That is almost all right to do completely, several days more than ten hours can bring each place of exploration game slowly. 而那些神明呢?那几乎是完全没事做,几天十几个小时可以拿来慢慢探索游戏的每一个地方。 Raises while convenient, in these 23 anchors, only then a male god, two goddesses chose the virtual image, but other 20 gods chose did not have the mirror. 顺带一提,这二十三个主播之中,只有一名男神,两名女神选择了虚拟形象,而其他二十名神明都选择了不出镜。 It seems like the gods burden, is not a little willing to appear in public. 看来还是有点神明包袱的,不太愿意抛头露面。 ............ ………… ............ ………… This little while, Elisebell in the family/home, after the main engine connects on the television, by Elsa's arms- the posture that partly lies down, the both legs press on Elsa's both legs, has not cared about itself to be printed with slightly QAQ The white underpants of face writing exposed in the line of sight of people. 这会儿,爱茜蓓尔正在自己家里,把主机连接到了电视上之后,靠在了艾尔莎的怀里-半躺下的姿势,双腿压在艾尔莎的双腿上,丝毫没有顾及自己印有【QAQ】颜文字的白色内裤暴露在了众人的视线中。 After all Wilhelm to avoid being and Theresia lives in the front room, the active area is also outside the living room, even if behind entering will still knock on a door beforehand- only adult male not in side, Elisebell on thorough was unscrupulous. 毕竟威尔海姆为了避免都是和特蕾西亚住在前面的房间之中,活动区域也一直是外客厅,就算进后面也会事先敲门-唯一的男丁不在身边,爱茜蓓尔就彻底的肆无忌惮了。 „It is not, Loki such vegetable/dish, why does she want the live broadcast to play the game?” Elisebell unemotional looks that Loki died after the first boss room for the 4 th time, she could not bear say: „Did this call Binding of Isaac? This obviously by scattering dining hall!” “不是,洛基这么菜,她为什么要直播打游戏啊?”爱茜蓓尔面无表情的看着洛基第四次死在了第一层的boss房之后,她忍不住说道:“这叫以撒的结合吗?这明明是以撒的饭堂吧!” Got food down...... not, this is planting the paddy rice toward my mouth simply! 太下饭了……不,这简直是在往我嘴里种水稻啊! However can also understand, what because Loki opens is the new archive, is Re:Zero to scatter lives, not only many items do not have the unlocking, many roles do not have the unlocking, therefore...... very vegetable/dish. 不过也能理解,因为洛基开的是新存档,也就是从零开始的以撒生活,不仅很多道具没有解锁,很多角色也没有解锁,所以……很菜。 However this too vegetable/dish, one jumping up day will then also pound big guy that falls you dead, this also too vegetable/dish! 但是这也太菜了,就一个会跳上天然后砸地落下来的大个子你都死,这也太菜了! Aiya, the time that big shadow that it falls can't you see? Out of the way!” “哎呀,它落下来的时候那么大的阴影你看不到吗?躲开呀!” Elisebell looks was anxious, but Loki died. 爱茜蓓尔看的急死了,但是洛基还是死了。 Too the vegetable/dish, was unable to continue watching!” Elisebell switch over the picture, opened the game storehouse, then oneself opened to scatter, said: „Do I play to be absolutely fiercer than her than?” “太菜了,看不下去了!”爱茜蓓尔切换了画面,打开了游戏库,然后自己打开了以撒,说道:“我玩起来绝对比她厉害好吧?” The newly-opened archive, the direct selection to scatter...... the grass, why doesn't have D6? Inquired......, can D6 defeat the heaven to scatter with the young blue person? Gan! 新开一个存档,直接选择以撒……草,为什么没有D6?查询一下……哦,D6要用小蓝人击败天堂以撒?淦! It doesn't matter, my anything did not fear! 无所谓,我什么都不怕! Elisebell controlled to scatter took the initial item, the sad onion of promotion attack speed, then overcame one difficulty after another, pours in...... 爱茜蓓尔控制着以撒拿下了初始道具,提升攻击速度的伤心洋葱,然后一路过关斩将,倒在了…… Poured in front of boss room. 倒在了boss房的前面。 This spider is odd on your horse!” Elisebell switched off the game, lay down to cover the mouth to suppress the happy expression Elsa's arms, then cut the Loki live broadcast. “这蜘蛛就你马离谱!”爱茜蓓尔关掉了游戏,重新躺回了正捂着嘴巴强忍着笑意的艾尔莎的怀里,然后切回了洛基的直播。 Ok, the good and evil you also entered boss, I did not ridicule you, snort/hum. 算了,好歹你也进入了boss,我就不嘲笑你了,哼。 - -- - -- The Loki live broadcast style is quite funny that she is words many types, moreover not end frame, therefore quick was called by the audience...... 洛基的直播风格是比较搞笑的那种,她本身就属于话很多的类型,而且也不怎么端架子,所以很快就被观众们称之为…… Show! Words! Kings! 骚!话!王! Speaking the truth is good? Koume has been familiar with the operation that to scatter now, is unhurried! The cricket fire jumps, waits for it to jump the time that...... grass why four jumped together!” “讲道理好吧?小梅现在已经熟悉了以撒的操作了,根本不慌!蛐蛐火跳跳,等它跳过来的时候……草为什么四只一起跳过来了啊啊啊!” Is unhurried, although our remnant blood, but you read the top right-hand corner map, I hit the loyalty that the cake has not to eat before! We go back to eat the later full blood immersion boss room! This wave must not be possible dead!” “不慌,虽然我们残血了,但是你们看右上角的地图,我之前打粑粑出的红心还没吃掉!我们回去吃掉之后满血进boss房!这波必不可能死!” What is boss? Hahahaha belch, cricket Pin!” “boss是什么?哈哈哈哈嗝,蛐蛐一个Pin!” Pin refers to boss of named pinworm, it is a probably many sphere links the caterpillar that forms, the method of attack has two, one is to drill into the ground, then jumps to attack, second will emit the ground suddenly, puts out a bomb. Pin指的是名为蛲虫的boss,它本身是一个像是很多圆球连接在一起形成的毛毛虫,攻击方法有两个,一个是钻入地面,然后跳出来进行冲击,第二个则是会突然冒出地面,吐出一枚炸弹。 Because is new boss, therefore its action pattern extremely simple, it can be said that also wants simple boss compared with Cirno. 只不过因为是新手boss,所以它的行动模式极其的简单,可以说是比琪露诺还要简单的boss。 This wave of I play a show to you, you cannot think absolutely this boss can also cope like this!” Loki exuded hehehe laughter, she when boss throws the bomb, ran up to the boss side, laid aside a bomb, said: Sees not to have! Come to scatter, your bomb show that please start!” “这一波我给你们玩个骚的,你们绝对想不到这个boss还可以这样对付!”洛基发出了嘿嘿嘿的笑声,她在boss投掷炸弹的时候,跑到了boss的身边,放置了一枚炸弹,说道:“看到没有!来吧以撒,请开始的你的炸弹秀!” Then boss just drills, the body hit the bomb, shifted to the Loki direction it. 然后boss刚好钻地,身体撞到了炸弹,把它转向了洛基的方向。 „...... Waits for feeds......” Loki panic big shouting, however the bomb has been approaching her flash...... “等……等一下喂……”洛基惊慌失措的大喊道,然而炸弹已经在靠近她的一瞬间…… boom, silly Kaarakka. boom,傻卡拉卡。 „......” Loki paralysis on chair, both eyes soulless looks died again the role that said: „It is not, this is odd! Can't you be killed honestly?” “……”洛基瘫在了椅子上,双目无神的看着再一次死亡的角色,说道:“不是,这就离谱!你就不能老老实实被炸死吗?” Replied Loki, was the barrage of audience brushes screen- 回答洛基的,是观众们的弹幕刷屏- „It is not good!” “不行!” „, Your this is very excessive.” Loki made a determined effort, she pounded on a table, said: We have not believed unable to hit this boss! Again come!” “哇,你们这样就很过分。”洛基发狠了,她拍了一下桌子,说道:“咱还就不信打不过去这个boss了!再来!” Compared filled with the program effect and cheerful atmosphere in the entire live broadcasts, among the Freya live broadcasts wanted rationality many- she is playing a game named Neon Abyss, is game that a horizontal version went through, but how can the free recombination equipment...... say that a little probably Hollow Knight + Binding of Isaac such feeling? 相较于整个直播间都充满了节目效果和欢快的气氛,芙蕾雅的直播间就要“理性”的多-她正在玩一款叫做霓虹深渊的游戏,是一款横版过关的游戏,只不过可以自由组合装备……怎么说呢,有点像是空洞骑士+以撒的结合这样的感觉? Different with shouting and wrangling vegetable/dish chicken live broadcast Loki, because Freya this kind of game has played somewhat, therefore there is a little foundation. 和大呼小叫的菜鸡直播洛基不一样,芙蕾雅因为这类游戏多多少少都有玩过,所以有那么一点基础。 „, This weapon feeling will not be fierce, we exchange to try.” Freya exchanged one, although the striking power is very high, but the rate of fire very slow weapon, said: „The beforehand weapon injury was a little low, was the time replacement.” “唔,这个武器感觉会很厉害,我们换上试试。”芙蕾雅换上了一把虽然攻击力很高,但是射速很慢的武器,说道:“之前的武器伤害有点低了,也是时候更换了。” At this time, a barrage has flown. 就在这个时候,一条弹幕飞过。 【The mio sauce, right you that wall as if can blast out, inside should have the hidden to equip, you can try.】 【mio酱,你右边那个墙似乎可以炸开,里面应该有隐藏装备,你可以试试。】 Un?” Discovered the Freya eyebrow of barrage selects, she controlled the role to jump up the right side platform, discovered that really can blast out the wall, under the pleasant surprise, she controlled the role to enter in the hidden room hastily, discovered hidden equipment that person said that on fierce compared with her present. “嗯?”发现了弹幕的芙蕾雅眉毛一挑,她控制着角色跳上了右侧的平台,发现真的能把墙壁炸开,在惊喜之下,她连忙控制着角色进入了隐藏房间之中,发现了那个人说的隐藏装备,比她现在手上的厉害多了。 Very good!” Freya very satisfied nod, said: Many thanks speech of this black hottie girl.” “很好!”芙蕾雅很满意的点了点头,说道:“多谢这位黑皮辣妹的发言。” Anchor refuels, this plays I not to hit, can only look at you to operate.】 【主播加油,这个游戏我一直没打过去,只能看你操作了。】 Relax, my steady.” Freya smiles. “放心,我稳的很。”芙蕾雅笑了笑。 Meanwhile, in Entertainment District, sits cross-legged to sit on bed Ishtar both hands holds the face, said: „, The mio sauce is really lovable!” 与此同时,欢乐街内,盘腿坐在床上的伊丝塔正双手捧着脸,说道:“啊,mio酱真可爱!” - -- - -- Freya is the technical anchor, but Loki is vegetable/dish chicken flag is an anchor, the contents of two people have no conflict actually, other anchors a little were inferior.” Elisebell read among other live broadcasts, discovered that other anchors a little are the same in the illustration of going by the book. 芙蕾雅是技术型主播,而洛基是菜鸡flag系主播,两个人的内容倒是没什么冲突,其他的主播就有点逊色了啊。”爱茜蓓尔又翻看了一下其他的直播间,发现其他的主播就有点在照本宣科的解说一样。 You cannot say they play is not good, after all is pure can take the player of game entire achievement by oneself, but their really no live broadcast effect of first live broadcast- did not speak the obscene talk, not and barrage exchange, moreover not vertical FLAG, basically plays the game to be the same at home with oneself. 你不能说他们玩的不好,毕竟是纯靠自己就能拿下游戏全成就的玩家,但是第一次直播的他们是真的没什么直播效果-不说骚话,也不怎么和弹幕交流,而且不立FLAG,基本上和自己在家玩游戏是一样的。 Such incorrect, this way...... they will be awfully hungry this way, that incorrect, might as well lead them to the riverside...... 这样不行的,这样下去……这样下去他们会饿坏的,那不行的,不如把他们带到河边……
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