Facing the first monster time, Freya showed the vacant expression: „Is the movement of this role so why slow? The tumbling must be half beat behind......” 面对第一只怪物的时候,芙蕾雅露出了茫然的表情:“为什么这个角色的动作这么慢？翻滚都要慢半拍……” The first death, in the Freya look is flooding to the question of this world: „Who I am, which I am, I must do, I why here?” 第一次死亡,芙蕾雅的眼神中充斥着对这个世界的质疑:“我是谁,我在哪,我要干什么,我为什么在这里？” „Puff pū pū-” “噗噗噗噗-” Elisebell has smiled twitched in Elsa's arms, her head one by one is conducting the header sports, making the Elsa whole person breathe the air/Qi. 爱茜蓓尔已经笑的在艾尔莎的怀里抽搐了,她的脑袋一下又一下的进行着头球运动,让艾尔莎整个人都喘起了气。 The wave of operation of Freya was really stupid-, but, this was also the place that the soul cheated! 芙蕾雅的这一波操作实在是太蠢了-不过,这也是魂一坑人的地方！ „Freya, I suggested that you or are soul 3 start to play from soul 2...... best start from soul 3.” Elisebell looks at Freya, smiling saying, „a soul pair of rookie is extremely unfriendly.” “芙蕾雅,我个人建议你从魂二或者是魂三开始玩……最好从魂三开始。”爱茜蓓尔看着芙蕾雅,一脸笑意的说道,“魂一对新人极其不友好。” „I have the experience profoundly.” Freya is pulling own corners of the mouth, said: „But, before trading game, you told me, will my movement why so slow?” “我已经深刻的有了体会。”芙蕾雅扯着自己的嘴角,说道:“不过,在换游戏之前,你告诉我,为什么我的动作会这么慢？” „The knight who because in a soul setting, brings heavy armor even, actually cannot bear this set of heavy armor.” Elisebell is suppressing the happy expression answered, „in other words , was excessive.” “因为在魂一的设定里,就算是自带重甲的骑士,其实也是负担不起这一套重甲的。”爱茜蓓尔强忍着笑意的解释道,“换言之就是过重了。” The Freya good and evil is also the goddess, naturally understood that excessive is what meaning, no wonder can walk is so slow, no wonder the movement of tumbling is so also slow. 芙蕾雅好歹也是女神,当然理解过重是什么意思,难怪会走的这么慢,难怪翻滚的动作也这么慢。 „The equipment of role initial bringing will be why excessive!” Freya could not bear send out complained the sound, „this is not teasing me to play!” “为什么角色初始自带的装备还会过重啊！”芙蕾雅忍不住发出了吐槽声,“这不是在逗我玩儿吗！” „Ha haha the belch, you asked me, why I did not know can like this.” Elisebell covers laughter that the face is exuding to puff and blow- you ask that attacks his Yin testicles! “哈哈哈嗝,你问我,我也不知道为什么会这样啊。”爱茜蓓尔捂着脸发出了吭哧吭哧的笑声-你去问问攻其阴睾啊！ „...... Considers as finished, I third that tried you to say am good.” Freya sighs, said: „You said that third is quite friendly?” “……算了,我还是尝试一下你说的第三部好了。”芙蕾雅叹了一口气,说道:“你说的,第三部比较友好？” „That must.” Elisebell nods, said: „Soul 3 elects the knight opening, then brings the blood ring, is very comfortable.” “那必须。”爱茜蓓尔点头,说道:“魂三选骑士开局,然后带血戒指,很舒服的。” „Why I thought that this opening is good?” Freya pulled the corners of the mouth, her doubt looks at Elisebell, asked: „You determined that you haven't flickered I?” “为什么我觉得这个开局好耳熟？”芙蕾雅扯了扯嘴角,她狐疑的看着爱茜蓓尔,问道:“你确定你没忽悠我？” Is this opening just the same as my soul 1 opening? 这开局怎么和我魂一的开局一模一样？ „Hi, has LIttle El (love) deceived you?” Elisebell selected the eyebrow, said: „Did you elect to enter the game not to know?” “嗨,小爱骗过你吗？”爱茜蓓尔挑了挑眉毛,说道:“你选了进游戏不就知道了？” „Also right.” Freya no longer intertwines, speed of light after opening soul 3, elects the person, inputs the name, then starts to play! “也对。”芙蕾雅不再纠结,光速的打开了魂三之后,选人,输入名字,然后开始游戏！ „!” “哦哦哦！” Felt that the soul 3 knight that flexible movements, Freya cannot help but showed the pleasantly surprised expression, but facing the attacks of these weak monsters, uses the shield and sword flexibly counter-attacks, and relaxed on turned monster Freya dry/does, revealed expression that Sasuke Uchiha that obtained the new strength. 感觉到魂三的骑士那灵活的动作,芙蕾雅不由得露出了惊喜的表情,而面对那些无力的怪物的攻击,灵活使用盾牌和剑进行反击,并且轻轻松松就干翻了怪物的芙蕾雅,更是露出了获得了新的力量的宇智波佐助的表情。 The rain stopped, the clear sky, Freya felt oneself were also good! 雨停了,天晴了,芙蕾雅感觉自己又行了！ „Game role can the normal operation words, feel also has nothing difficultly!” Freya mumbled one, is controlling own role in high spirits, pass through to butcher( the Freya language), the skeleton archer( the Freya language) will turn front skeleton soldier dry/does. “游戏角色能够正常操作的话,感觉也没什么难的嘛！”芙蕾雅嘟囔了一句,然后兴冲冲的控制着自己的角色,过关宰将的将面前的骷髅士兵(芙蕾雅语)、骷髅弓箭手(芙蕾雅语)干翻。 „Really does not have any difficulty.” Freya smacks the lips, said: „Perhaps am I the talent of this kind of game?” “果然没有什么难度嘛。”芙蕾雅咂了咂嘴,说道:“说不定我是这一类游戏的天才？” „Un un!” Reddening all over the face that Elisebell suppresses ignites own head, then got buried into Elsa's arms the face, put out a hand to cover the mouth. “嗯嗯嗯！”爱茜蓓尔憋的满脸通红的点着自己的脑袋,然后把脸埋进了艾尔莎的怀里,伸出手捂住了嘴巴。 Pū pū pū ha, I play soul 3 times for the first time , and you think equally good? Remembers that at that time I was look at 91 Qin...... not, was B stand Mr. Qin, recording and broadcasting of Mr. Quin, was the Dark Souls 3 first period, then only looked at a opening, impatient purchased this game, then entered rapidly. 噗噗噗哈哈哈,我第一次玩魂三的时候,也和你想的一样好吧？记得当时我是看91秦……啊不是不是,是B站秦先生,Mr.Quin的录播,也就是黑暗之魂三第一期,然后只看了一个开头,就迫不及待的去购买了这一款游戏,接着迅速进入。 Hi, skeleton soldier? Small gift! Hi! Skeleton rocket launch operator? Small gift! Hi, arrived at first boss quickly? Little intent...... 嗨呀,骷髅兵？小意思！嗨呀！骷髅火箭手？小意思！嗨呀,这么快就到第一个boss了？小意…… Wū wū, a afternoon was hit the self-closing. 呜呜呜,一下午被打自闭了。 Under urging on Teacher, Elisebell profound realizing played the game is not a good matter, therefore she gave up the net addiction, closed Dark Souls 3, opened League of Legends, then selects accompanying that four King partitioned to play, one massacres in the platinum bureau. 在古达老师的鞭策下,爱茜蓓尔深刻的认识到了玩游戏是一件不好的事情,所以她戒除了网瘾,关闭了黑暗之魂三,打开了英雄联盟,然后点了四个王者分段的陪玩,在白金局一顿乱杀。 This plants dog that only I raise, hitting wildly is my son, ADC and assistance are my grandson's game experience, the average person cannot feel. 这种上单是我养的狗,打野是我儿子,ADC和辅助是我孙子的游戏体验,一般人是感觉不到的。 In Elisebell has the anticipation under completely the funny expression, Freya smooth entered in some leaf of front door, then saw on that is inserting the big sword, partly knelt in the huge form of ground. 就在爱茜蓓尔满含着期待的滑稽表情下,芙蕾雅顺利的进入到了某扇大门之中,然后看到了那个身上插着大剑,半跪在地上的巨大身影。 „Did this arrive at boss?” Freya looks to kneel of ground, then has turned head to look at Elisebell, asked: „This is first boss?” “这就到boss了吗？”芙蕾雅看着跪在地上的古达,然后扭过头看着爱茜蓓尔,问道:“这个就是第一个boss吗？” Uses the thunder and lightning to be been lacking in vigilance by own face muscle in the flash, in order to avoid oneself smile Elisebell unemotional nod of makes noise, said: „This boss called Iudex Gundyr, was new boss of this game, hitting was very simple.” 在一瞬间就用雷电让自己脸部肌肉麻痹,以免自己笑出声来的爱茜蓓尔面无表情的点了点头,说道:“这个boss叫灰烬审判者古达,算是这个游戏的新手boss,打起来还是挺简单的。” Un, looked that captures the video to be simple, that also called simply, right? The player is I- excuse me, I bought to play, why must play( loud and clear). 嗯,看攻略视频蛮简单的,那也叫蛮简单,对吧？云玩家就是我-拜托,我都花钱买游戏了,为什么还要去玩呢(掷地有声)。 „Good!” After hearing this boss is very simple, Freya controls own role to walk up immediately, then triggers the plot, started her Dark Souls 3 first boss wars. “好！”听到这个boss很简单之后,芙蕾雅顿时控制着自己的角色走上前去,然后触发剧情,开始了她的黑暗之魂三的第一次boss战。 Then lay down in 20 seconds. 然后在20秒内就躺下了。 „? Clamor? Clamor?” Freya looks to turn into the grey screen, as well as screen central blood-color 【 YOU “啊咧？啊咧咧？啊咧咧咧？”芙蕾雅看着变成了灰色的屏幕,以及屏幕中央的血色的【YOU DIE 】 The prompt, showed a vacant expression immediately, „isn't...... is very simple?” DIE】的提示,顿时露出了一个茫然的表情,“不是……很简单吗？” „Yes, is very simple.” Elisebell serious saying: „Is only you have not been able to play now really! This boss really simple!” “是啊,很简单的。”爱茜蓓尔一本正经的说道:“只是你现在还不太会玩儿真的！这个boss真的算简单的！” You have a look at following these boss, has a look at this boss again......, hasn't this called simply? Does Teacher eat ball instead you to dare to believe? 你看看后面的那些boss,再看看这个boss……嘿,这还不叫简单？古达老师吃弹反你们敢信？ „I try again!” Hears the view of Elisebell, Freya ignites fighting spirit that continued to fight immediately- right, I just now play this game! When I play a while, after being familiar with the operation, thoroughly...... “那我再试试！”听到爱茜蓓尔的说法,芙蕾雅顿时燃起了继续战斗的斗志-对哦,我才刚玩这个游戏嘛！等我多玩一会儿,彻底熟悉了操作之后…… Trivial Iudex Gundyr 区区灰烬审判者古达 Death X2 死亡X2 Trivial ashes trial 区区灰烬审判者古 Death X3 死亡X3 Trivial ashes trial 区区灰烬审判者 Death X4 死亡X4 Perishes X5X6X7X8...... X11 亡X5X6X7X8……X11 „This is really very simple boss!?” Freya eyes red looks that seemed ridiculing oneself are the same 【 YOU “这个真的是很简单的boss吗！？”芙蕾雅双眼通红的看着仿佛在嘲笑自己一样的【YOU DIE 】 Prompt, unbelievable looks at Elisebell, said: „How I felt he is impossible to hit? This boss really needs to hit, that rather than the protracted time he himself pours?” DIE】的提示,难以置信的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我怎么感觉他根本不可能打的过？这个boss真的是需要打过去的,而不是拖延时间他自己就倒下去的那种？” „Coughs-” “咳咳咳-” Elisebell felt oneself could not have held in quickly smiled- is desperate, will the person of multi- vegetable/dish, produce Teacher to delay to boss that the time finished will die automatically? 爱茜蓓尔感觉自己已经快憋不住笑了-到底是多绝望,多菜的人,才会产生古达老师是拖延到时间结束就会自动死亡的boss啊？ „That, if......, I meant if, you really cannot hit, you can withdraw from the game, then in the game page, opens captures, looks for capturing/raiding of person to have a look.” Elisebell coughed. “那个,如果……嗯,我是说如果,你实在是打不过去的话,你可以退出游戏,然后在游戏页面,打开攻略,找一个人的攻略看看。”爱茜蓓尔干咳了一下。 „?” Freya opens after the view of Elisebell captured the page, presents one to seem like the QQ good friend to list one thing, inside has ID of many people. “诶？”芙蕾雅按照爱茜蓓尔的说法打开了攻略页面之后,出现了一个像是QQ好友列表一样的东西,里面有许多人的ID。 Fears the irritable king chrysanthemum 怕上火暴王老菊 Greatly wet apprentice 大湿的学徒 Mr. Quin Mr.Quin Purple rain carol 紫雨carol VirgooTeam VirgooTeam Collects Aqua Official 湊-阿库娅Official Almost all had/left the UP Lord name that Dark Souls 3 has captured to appear during this list, you can through choosing their ID watch their videos, can enter their main pages, looked at their other capturing/raiding. 几乎所有出过黑暗之魂三攻略的UP主的名字都出现在了这个列表之中,你可以通过选择他们的ID来观看他们的视频,也可以进入他们的主页,看他们的其他的攻略。 „What are these?” Freya stared in a big way the eye. “这些是什么？”芙蕾雅瞪大了眼睛。 „This is the special occupation of my native place, is called the UP lord.” Elisebell explained to Freya a UP Lord this game- including records and increases the illustration in private, or is live broadcast while record wait/etc. “这个是我老家的一个特殊的职业,叫做UP主。”爱茜蓓尔给芙蕾雅解释了一下UP主这个游戏-包括私下录制、增加解说,或者是一边直播一边录制等等。 „!!!” Freya stared in a big way the eye, she has turned head to look at Elisebell, said: „I said, this...... I can also do named UP Lord occupation?” “！！！”芙蕾雅瞪大了眼睛,她扭过头看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我说,这个叫UP主的职业……我也可以做吗？” „......?” Elisebell was shocked, she looks at Freya dull, asked: „What did you say?” “……哈？”爱茜蓓尔愣住了,她呆呆的看着芙蕾雅,问道:“你说什么？” „I said, I can make UP Lord meow?” Freya repeated. “我说,我能做UP主喵？”芙蕾雅重复了一遍。 „???” Elisebell felt if the question mark on own head can eat, can support a galaxy, „is not, you think, when UP lord?” “？？？”爱茜蓓尔感觉自己脑袋上的问号如果能吃的话,都能养活一个星系了,“不是,你想当UP主？” To do the UP Lord this matter about Euler Li's Goddess of Beauty - Freya whether made a any mistake! 关于欧拉丽的美神芙蕾雅想做UP主这件事是否搞错了什么！ „It is not, even if you must be the UP lord, the video that but you make is still the important person looks?” Elisebell looks at Freya, said: „Now entire Euler beautiful has the main engine also only then you and Artemis, who did you make the video to look?” “不是,就算你要做UP主,但是你做的视频也是要人看的呀？”爱茜蓓尔看着芙蕾雅,说道:“现在整个欧拉丽拥有主机的也只有你和阿尔忒弥斯,你做了视频谁看？” „These...... these name very strange people do not look?” “这些……这些名字很奇怪的人不看的吗？” „They in my native place, the network cannot cover, my these store up to the main engine.” Elisebell answered. “他们都在我老家,网络覆盖不过去的,我这些都是储存到主机里面的。”爱茜蓓尔解释道。 „......” Freya showed the quite disappointed expression, said: „I felt......, if makes UP Lord...... is very as if interesting.” “啊……”芙蕾雅露出了相当失望的表情,说道:“我感觉……如果做UP主的话……似乎挺有意思的。” When Elisebell explained UP Lord this occupation, Freya makes amends on the brain-, if, since the family clan goes out to practice, oneself sit in the Tower of Babel peak, then turns on the main engine, opens the live broadcast, then a group of dear readers come to see themselves to play the game on spilling into...... 在爱茜蓓尔解释UP主这个职业的时候,芙蕾雅就脑补过-如果在自家眷族都出去修行的时候,自己坐在巴别塔的顶端,然后打开主机,打开直播,然后一大群看官就涌进来看自己打游戏…… As if...... probably...... probably...... possible...... seemingly...... also good? 似乎……好像……大概……可能……貌似……也挺不错的？ „Does not have the means that the main engine and network my native place is very popular, almost every, therefore the UP Lord this occupation can the fire, however here invalid.” Elisebell beckons with the hand. “没办法的啦,在我老家这边主机和网络很普及,几乎人手一个,所以UP主这个职业才能火起来,但是在这边行不通的啦。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手。 „......” Freya is listening to the Elisebell words, cannot help but nod of looking pensive, then the common point the video of purple rain, said: „That, first makes me have a look, how achieves the bottom to cross!” “哦……”芙蕾雅听着爱茜蓓尔的话,不由得若有所思的点了点头,然后常识性的点开了紫雨的视频,说道:“那,先让我看看,古达到底怎么过！” Does cross? Very simple, tumbling, after ball otherwise, stamp stamp...... 古达怎么过？很简单,翻滚翻滚,弹反之后戳戳戳…… Freya looks at front picture with the look that one type shocks- is not, I will also tumble, I also meet the shield instead, my also stamp stamp! 芙蕾雅用一种非常震撼的眼神看着面前的画面-不是,我也会翻滚啊,我也会盾反啊,我也会戳戳戳啊！ Freya had after a foundation operation that learned the Chinese chess, hurried to hit vacant of man-machine. 芙蕾雅产生了一种学会了围棋的基础操作之后,就被赶去打人机的茫然。 Especially, at this time Elisebell also in not good hitting a person when he is down, she is drinking Wangzai Milk Drink, while asked: „What kind of, after looking at the video, feels very simple?” 尤其是,这个时候爱茜蓓尔还在无良的落井下石,她一边喝着旺仔牛奶,一边问道:“怎么样,看了视频之后,是不是觉得很简单？” Freya had one type to impulsion that Elisebell grass cried-, if were not because I did not have two pillars, my certain grass cried you! 芙蕾雅产生了一种要把爱茜蓓尔艹哭的冲动-如果不是因为我没有二柱子的话,我一定艹哭你啊！