„Un un.”Elsaalsonods, said: „Indinnertime, only theninownfamily/home, tastes the good foodwithownfamily member, thatis the significance of dinner.”
“嗯嗯嗯。”艾尔莎也点了点头,说道:“在晚饭时间,只有在自己家里,和自己的家人一起品尝美食,那才是晚饭的意义。”„RemfeltThird Young Ladysaidright.”Remalsoselectedselectedownhead, thenserioussaying: „Dinneristo eatwith the family memberis meaningful!”
“雷姆觉得三小姐说的没错。”雷姆也点了点自己的脑袋,然后一本正经的说道:“晚饭就是要和家人一起吃才有意义!”„Remsaidright.”Ramalsoselected the head.
“雷姆说的没错。”拉姆也点了点脑袋。Beatriceexpressedoneselfare disinclinedto echoyou, don't youfeelweak?碧翠丝表示自己懒得附和你们,你们也不觉得幼稚?„......”Rethusais the huskygroup of headis trembling.
“……”列特莎为首的哈士奇群瑟瑟发抖着。„Truth that a little Elisebellsaucesaid.” A Freyafacesmileslanting by chairback, sheis curling upwardsone leg on the other, on the side ofgracefullettingOttaris feedingfood, said: „ButinArtemis Familiaeachis the talents, the speechis also of pleasant to hear, the dinneris also delicious, Iultralikehere.”
“爱茜蓓尔酱说的有点道理。”芙蕾雅一脸笑容的斜靠在椅背上,她翘着二郎腿,优雅的让一边的奥塔喂着食物,说道:“但是阿尔忒弥斯眷族里面各个都是人才,说话又好听,晚饭又好吃,我超喜欢这里的。”„Thiswasyounot onlystayed here onein the afternoon, but alsokept the reason that dined?”Elisebellcannot bearspit the mortise, „the name of yourGod of Beautyis sobbing! Youshouldgo toEulerbeautifulto search for flowery phrases, left behindthesegreenby you form of femaleadventurersecretlysob.”
“这就是你不仅在这边呆了一下午,还留下来蹭饭的原因?”爱茜蓓尔忍不住吐槽道,“你的美神之名在哭泣啊!你应该去欧拉丽猎艳,留下那些被你绿了的女冒险者暗自哭泣的身影。”„Whatappearance did youimaginemebecome?”Freyais listening to the view of Elisebell, not onlyhas not been angry, butsmiled, „Iwill rarely initiated an attack?”
“你到底把我想象成什么样子了?”芙蕾雅听着爱茜蓓尔的说法,不仅没有生气,而是笑了出来,“我可是很少会主动出击的哦?”Naturally, words that initiates an attack, has not been defeated.
当然,主动出击的话,也从来没有失败过。Freyaultraself-confident!芙蕾雅・超自信!„Ourentirefamilyclanon a male, moreoversome of hisalsowives-”Elisebellfacepainfulsaying, „youmustmake a moveto act!”
“我们整个眷族就一个男性,而且他还有老婆-”爱茜蓓尔一脸沉痛的说道,“你要出手就出手吧!”„Hey, Elisebellyour excellency!” A Wilhelmfacehas a headachelooks atElisebell, said: Person who „Ihave the wife! Let alonethiswords?”
“喂,爱茜蓓尔阁下!”威尔海姆一脸头疼的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我可是有妻子的人!这种话就别说了吧?”„Thinkscarefully,having the wifeis less exciting!?”Elisebellexcitedis pushing the eyetowardFreya, said: „InTheresiafronthook upWilhelm! For exampleextendslegflexuretwounder the tableand so on! The wifeviolatesanythingat present, thinksto stimulate!”
“仔细想想,有妻子不是更刺激吗!?”爱茜蓓尔一脸兴奋的朝着芙蕾雅挤着眼睛,说道:“在特蕾西亚的面前勾搭威尔海姆!比如说在桌子底下伸腿挠两下之类的!妻目前犯什么的,想想就刺激啊!”„Yourthisfellow......”Ottarwas madat that time, youthink that whatongodFreyais? Is she person who goes to the hook upothershusband?
“你这家伙……”奥塔当时就气到了,你以为上神芙蕾雅是什么?她是去勾搭别人丈夫的人吗?Is equivalent to the Wu Zetiankitchento hearothersto propose that probablyletsWu Zetianhook upmarried mansamevitality/angry- after allOttaris the Freyakitchen, hefelt that the favor of FreyaisFalna.
大概就相当于武则天厨听到别人提议让武则天勾搭有妇之夫一样生气-毕竟奥塔是芙蕾雅厨,他觉得得到芙蕾雅的宠幸是一种恩赐。Freyaput out a handto blockbefore the body of Ottar, saying that thensmiled: „, IfMissTheresiadoes not mind~”芙蕾雅伸出手拦在了奥塔的身前,然后笑眯眯的说道:“啊啦,如果特蕾西亚小姐不介意的话~”Comparesinbecause of the kitchenstrength, butangryOttar, Freyawas actually calm- sheis notArtemisandHestiathistypelivesspatially for over a hundred millionyearsentirely whitesweet, butisplansgirl, thereforecould look at the Elisebellwordsto be purelycomplaining between friends, rather thanhadmaliciousmystifying.
相较于因为厨力而恼怒的奥塔,芙蕾雅倒是冷静了许多-她可不是阿尔忒弥斯和赫斯缇雅这种空活上亿年的傻白甜,而是一个心机girl,所以看得出来爱茜蓓尔刚才的话纯属朋友之间的吐槽,而不是带有恶意的阴阳怪气。„Snort, Theresiawill definitely mind.”Wilhelmis very self-confident, becausemy familywifeis the goodwife!
“哼,特蕾西亚肯定会介意的。”威尔海姆十分自信,因为我家老婆是好老婆!However, Wilhelmforgot a matter- thatisinthisworld, has the namedfriend who is a bad influencesuchlifeform.
但是,威尔海姆忘记了一件事-那就是这个世界上,是存在着名为损友这样的生物的。Yourselfpossiblyare not a person, but the friend who is a bad influenceis the realdog.
你自己可能不是人,但是损友是真的狗。„Wordscannotsay that ~”Elisebellshowed a funnyexpression, shepounded on the tableto stand, invision that theninWilhelmwas vigilantextremely, ran up to the Theresiafront, thenvery happygraspedTheresia, said: „Theresiaraises, makesFreyago tohook upyour husbanda bit faster! ThenyoudashXsentiments, the angerask for the divorce, like thiswecanfrank and uprightintogether, yingchirp~”
“话可不能这么说~”爱茜蓓尔露出了一个滑稽的表情,她拍着桌子站了起来,然后在威尔海姆极度警惕的目光中,跑到了特蕾西亚的面前,然后美滋滋的抱住了特蕾西亚,说道:“特蕾西亚昂,快点让芙蕾雅去勾搭你老公吧!然后你就撞破X情,愤怒提出离婚,这样我们就可以光明正大的在一起了,嘤嘤嘤~”„yingchirp, best friend~yoursuggestion was really good, roarroarroar!”Is broughtcrookedlyTheresia the backhandgraspedElisebellimmediately, performancelooked likecan be the same with the aristocratembittered wife who the belovedpersonelopedimmediately, „deardá, Iwill certainly makehimleave home with only their clothes on their backs, when the time comeswecanfill of enjoymentwithmoney that heleft behind~”
“嘤嘤嘤,密友哟~你的建议实在是太棒了,吼吼吼!”早就已经被带歪了的特蕾西亚顿时反手抱住了爱茜蓓尔,表现的就像是马上就可以和心爱之人私奔的贵族怨妇一样,“亲爱哒,我一定会让他净身出户,到时候我们就可以用他留下的钱吃香喝辣了~”„???”
“???”Wilhelmhas doubtsdirectly.
威尔海姆直接疑惑。„Worthilyismybest friend, insightful!”Coordination of ElisebellverysatisfiedTheresia.
“不愧是我的密友,就是有眼光!”爱茜蓓尔很满意特蕾西亚的配合。„After allonlyknowstsundere, the unlovableman, withcutebest friend, whoknows that whichchooses!”Theresiarubbed the face of Elisebell-, probably the kitty is the same, knockscute!
“毕竟一个只知道傲娇,一点也不可爱的男人,和可爱的密友,谁都知道选哪个啊!”特蕾西亚蹭了蹭爱茜蓓尔的脸-啊,像是猫咪一样,敲可爱!„HohoHuo~”Elisebellfunnyincomparablelooks atWilhelm, said: „Quickly! Leaves home with only their clothes on their backs!”
“霍霍霍~”爱茜蓓尔滑稽无比的看着威尔海姆,说道:“快!净身出户!”„Bahbah!” A Wilhelmfaceheavy linegrabs the hand of Theresia, gentlyputs out a hand, Theresiaon the coordinationpoured intohisarms, „gives up! Elisebell, youcannot hindermeandTheresiasentiment!”
“呸呸呸!”威尔海姆一脸黑线的抓住特蕾西亚的手,轻轻的伸手一拉,特蕾西亚就配合的倒进了他的怀里,“放弃吧!爱茜蓓尔,你是妨碍不到我和特蕾西亚的感情的!”„! best friend, youmustbetrayme!”
“哇!密友,你要背叛我了吗!”„yingchirp, best friend, Iam not, Ido not have, do not talk nonsense!”Theresiainnocentlooks atElisebell, a face„pours downwantsto sob”saying: „Amongus the sentimentwas discoveredbyhim, Iwas imprisonedbyhimin the towertop! Youdefeat the Evil Dragon that guards the doorquickly, savesme~”
“嘤嘤嘤,密友,我不是,我没有,别瞎说!”特蕾西亚无辜的看着爱茜蓓尔,一脸“泫然欲泣”的说道:“我们之间的感情被他发现了,我被他囚禁在了塔顶!你快打败看门的恶龙,把我救出去吧~”Hey, do your gruffgroup of women, give back to themselvesto add the play?
嘿,你这憨批女人,还给自己加戏?
The Elisebelleyebrowselects, shedecided that did not coordinatethisgruffgroup of best friends.爱茜蓓尔眉毛一挑,她决定不配合这个憨批闺蜜了。„What, Evil Dragon?”Elisebellsurprisedretrocededtwosteps, thenendures suffering saying: „Icannot be victorious! Thatdid not have the means that webid good-bye, Iwantedpursuenextreallyto love!”
“什么,恶龙?”爱茜蓓尔一脸惊讶的后退了两步,然后忍痛说道:“我打不过啊!那没办法了,我们分手吧,我要去追求下一个真爱了!”„???”
“???”By the ElisebellbackpuncturedTheresiaoneis the question marks, herdumbfoundedlooks atElisebell, said: „Were wealso the bestbest friends!? Yourbackpuncturesmeunexpectedly!?”
被爱茜蓓尔背刺了的特蕾西亚一头都是问号,她目瞪口呆的看着爱茜蓓尔,说道:“我们还是不是最好的闺蜜了!?你居然背刺我!?”„The matter between best friends, cansay that is the backthorn? Thatcalledwhipping of love!”Elisebellgrinningsittingreturned to ownchair, said: „Come on, the imprisonedprincess, waits for the nextformidable~”
“闺蜜之间的事,能说是背刺吗?那叫爱的鞭挞!”爱茜蓓尔笑嘻嘻的坐回了自己的椅子上,说道:“加油呀,被囚禁的公主,等下一个勇者哟~”„, Ipossiblyam not a person, butyouare the realdog!”Theresiafeltoneselfgrievedby, howmeto be bumped into such a best friend?
“哇,我可能不是人,但是你是真的狗!”特蕾西亚感觉自己心痛的遭不住,我怎么就碰上了这么一个闺蜜?HerbackhandgraspedWilhelmpitifully, rouses the cheek saying: „Reallyishello/you good.”
她可怜巴巴的反手抱住了威尔海姆,鼓着腮帮子说道:“果然还是你好。”„......”Wilhelmis unemotional, uninspiredlooks atfrontair- sorry, Icannot be moved!
“……”威尔海姆面无表情,毫无感动的看着面前的空气-对不起,我感动不起来!„Hahahaha- ha-”at this time, saw„farce”finishedFreyacould not bearcover the bellyto smilefinally, hergently by the abdominal muscles of Ottar, sayingout of breath: „I...... I...... have not really thought...... hahaha...... you have suchtalent and skill, ha~ ~”
“哈哈哈哈-哈哈哈哈哈-”这时,看到“闹剧”结束了的芙蕾雅总算是忍不住捂着肚子笑了出来,她轻轻的靠在奥塔的腹肌上,上气不接下气的说道:“我……我是真的……没想到……哈哈哈……你们还有这样的才艺,哈哈哈~~”Freyafeltoneselflooked atoneprobably the playperformancefocusing onfunnysame- shedoes not know the sketchtwocharacters, otherwisemost likely (80%)used the sketchto describe.芙蕾雅感觉自己像是看了一场以搞笑为主的戏剧表演一样-她是不知道小品俩字,不然八成就用小品来形容了。„Kaka ka, am Ifierce?”Elisebellhappilysmiled- shedoes not care about herselfFreyaandTheresiawindperforming skillcalls it the talent showactually, after all the windperforming skilla littlepersoncame the insanemeaningininside.
“咔咔咔,我厉害吧?”爱茜蓓尔得意的笑了出来-她倒是不在意芙蕾雅把自己和特蕾西亚的飙演技称之为才艺表演,毕竟本来飙演技就有点人来疯的意思在里面。„Fierce, is fierce!”Nod of Freyasmiles.
“厉害,非常厉害!”芙蕾雅满脸笑容的点了点头。„Snort~”Elisebellcomplacentthrowing out the chestchest cavity, howeverfluctuatesandhas no change, can only say that makes one wantto smile.
“哼~”爱茜蓓尔自满的挺起了胸膛,然而起伏并没有什么变化,只能说让人想笑。Pitiful.
可悲。
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晚饭结束之后。„Isaid that......”Elisebellsits cross-leggedto siton the sofa, a facespeechlesslooks that has the dinnerto sitinFreya that on the rugcontinuesto mine, said: „Youfinished eating the foodnot to prepareto go back?”
“我说……”爱茜蓓尔盘腿坐在沙发上,一脸无语的看着吃晚饭就坐在地毯上继续挖矿的芙蕾雅,说道:“你吃完饭不准备回去的吗?”„Goes backto do?”Freyacrookedtilting the head, said: „Artemis Familiaherepersoneachis the talent, the speech is also of pleasant to hear, Iultralikehere!”
“回去干什么?”芙蕾雅歪了歪头,说道:“阿尔忒弥斯眷族这里的人各个都是人才,说话又好听,我超喜欢这里的!”Second bloom.
梅开二度。„Thissayingyouhad saida moment ago!”Elisebellill-humoredsaying.
“这话你刚才说过!”爱茜蓓尔没好气的说道。„Has? Do not care about the detail.”Freyalooks at steadilywatches the television, said: „Iplay the little whileagain.”
“有吗?别在意细节。”芙蕾雅目不转睛的看着电视,说道:“我再玩儿会儿。”„Howyouresult in internet-addicted girl.”Elisebellcoveredownface-, Idespaired, Iwill wallow the gameindividually uncorrectableworldto despairtothiseven/includinggods.
“你怎么跟网瘾少女似得。”爱茜蓓尔捂住了自己的脸-啊,我绝望了,我对这个连神明都会沉迷游戏不可自拔的世界绝望了。Elisebelldoes not think, even if the network informationenrichestothe 21 st century of explosion, wallows the gameindividually uncorrectableperson is still not infrequent, let aloneisthis as boredasEulerbeautiful of explosion?爱茜蓓尔也不想想,就算是网络信息丰富到爆炸的二十一世纪,沉迷游戏不可自拔的人也不在少数,更何况是这个无聊到爆炸的欧拉丽呢?Why do the godscome to the world of mortals? It is not becausegod as boredasexplosion? Does thatarrive at the world of mortals? The good and evilhasownchildto accompanyplaying, but can also lookownchild grow, as well asquiterichdaily life.
神明为什么来下界?不就是因为神界无聊到爆炸吗?那来到下界呢?好歹有自家的孩子陪着玩,还可以看着自家孩子成长,以及较为丰富的日常生活。However the ancientlife of thatat mostquitethereforenoentertainment! Butatthis time, suddenlypresentedmechanical games......
但是那顶多就相当于是毫无娱乐的古代生活!而在这个时候,突然出现了一台游戏机……Thisis notkingZha, thiswas17signsecondsI!
这已经不是王炸了,这是17张牌秒了我啊!„Even ifyourselfwantto play, youstilllove dearlyOttar~”Elisebellhelplessis supportingownchin, said: „Ottarisalone and forsakenis blowing the northwest wind outside.”
“就算你自己想玩,你也心疼一下奥塔嘛~”爱茜蓓尔无奈的撑着自己的下巴,说道:“奥塔可是孤苦伶仃的在外面吹着西北风啊。”„Issueis not big, Ihave madehimgo back.”Freyaverycalmsaying.
“问题不大,我已经让他回去了。”芙蕾雅很淡定的说道。„?”Elisebellbemusedlooks atFreya, said: „It is not, youmakehimgo back...... meto listen to your saying, were youprepareto livehere?”
“?”爱茜蓓尔一脸问号的看着芙蕾雅,说道:“不是,你让他回去……我听你这话,你是准备在这里住下来了?”Ifpreparesto walkin the evening, it is estimated thatwill not makeOttarleaveis right.
如果晚上准备走的话,估计是不会让奥塔离开的才对。„Issueis not big, prepares a wool blankettome, Irestedin the living roomam OK.”Freyashowed a smile, said: „Youdo not needto manageme!”
“问题不大,给我准备一条毛毯,我睡在客厅里就可以了。”芙蕾雅露出了一个微笑,说道:“你不用管我!”„......”Elisebellpulled the corners of the mouth.
“……”爱茜蓓尔扯了扯嘴角。Thisis not the netaddictionissue, the miss are youprepareimmortal cultivation?
这已经不是网瘾的问题了,姑娘你是准备修仙啊?„Not?”Freyashowed the pitifulexpression.
“不可以吗?”芙蕾雅露出了可怜兮兮的表情。„...... I, no matteryou.”Elisebelltook a wool blanketill-humoredlytoFreya, thenhas turned headto walktoward the bedroom- did youaskArtemis? Hermonitor and main enginehave moved to the bedroomto go, most likely (80%) are also prepares the liveronein the evening.
“……我不管你。”爱茜蓓尔没好气的拿了一条毛毯给芙蕾雅,然后扭过头朝着卧室走了过去-你问阿尔忒弥斯?她的显示器和主机早就搬到卧室去了,八成也是准备肝一晚上。‚Yeah, onecrowd of internet-addicted girl.’Elisebellsighs, ‚whyIfelt, no matterinRe:Zero World, isDemon Slayer World, isDanmachi World, couldn't Ibe separated from a pull peopleto enter the situation of pitcomputer game? Is thismydestiny?’
‘哎,一群网瘾少女。’爱茜蓓尔叹了一口气,‘为什么我感觉,不管是在从零世界,还是鬼灭世界,还是地错世界,我都脱离不了拉人入坑电子游戏的情况呢?难道这就是我的命运?’In other words, actuallyIam notten thousandboundary/worldsaving, butis the netaddictiondisseminator?
也就是说,其实我不是万界拯救者,而是网瘾传播者?Gan, fromchanges the villaininstantaneouslyhonestly.
淦,瞬间从正派变反派。
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