GTULWB :: Volume #2

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I really could not endure!” Shinobu Kocho whole face pale is pounding on front table, the whole face indignant complaint: LIttle El (love), you definitely are not really able to imagine that person to be disgusting!” “我实在是忍不下去了!”胡蝶忍满脸铁青的拍着面前的桌子,满脸气愤的抱怨道:“小爱,你真的完全无法想像那个人到底有多么恶心!” I have seen, I had seen-” Elisebell does not know whether to laugh or cry looks at Shinobu Kocho, said: Yesterday didn't he come your family?” “我看到过了,我看到过了-”爱茜蓓尔哭笑不得的看着胡蝶忍,说道:“昨天他不还来你们家了?” Was yesterday!!” Shinobu Kocho showed not mincing matter exclusion expression, said: That person......, he said with my mother unexpectedly, hopes I and elder sister marry him together!” “就是昨天!!”胡蝶忍露出了毫不掩饰的嫌弃的表情,说道:“那个人……哇,他居然和我母亲说,希望我和姐姐一起嫁给他!” ~ Elisebell pretending to be surprised the tea in mouth spurting, then a face shocking looks at Shinobu Kocho, said: Coming out that this words he also said??” “噗~”爱茜蓓尔“故作惊讶”的口里的茶水给喷了出来,然后一脸震惊的看着胡蝶忍,说道:“这种话他也说的出来??” Yes!” Shinobu Kocho one LIttle El (love) is really my intimate good friend expression, indignant is shouting: That person does not have a look at own appearance! Disgusting, ultra nausea!” “就是啊!”胡蝶忍一副“小爱果然是我的知心好友”的表情,愤愤不平的嚷嚷着:“那个人也不看看自己的样子!恶心,超恶心!” What did the fat dwelling make the mistake? 肥宅做错了什么? Living! 活着! What haven't your older sister and your mother said?” Elisebell fully realized how must and violent anger female chats, roughly can use such sentence- “你姐和你娘就没说什么?”爱茜蓓尔深知要如何和暴怒的女性聊天,大致可以使用这样的句式- Right, you said right! 对对对,你说的没错! Also? 还有呢? Went too far! 哇,太过分了! exactly exactly! 就是就是 Be not thinking and she was reasonable, the only answer that because the female in the violent anger situation, wanted was „, she who you said said anything in any case, you nodded finished up! 别想着和她讲道理,因为女性在暴怒的情况下,想要得到的唯一的答案就是“你说的对”,反正她说什么,你点头就完事儿了! Naturally, if she said that you buy quickly live the accident insurance personally, then the beneficiary writes me, then the accident/surprise falls in the water...... kisses/intimate, here suggested that you jump to fight with the fists to explode her dog head. 当然,她要是说“你快去买个人生意外险,然后受益人写我,然后意外落水”的话……亲,这边建议你跳起来一拳打爆她的狗头。 My elder sister and my mother and others he went back to make a scarecrow, then sewed the scarecrow on the pillar.” Shinobu-chan shrivelled mouth, said. “我姐和我妈等他回去了就做了一个稻草人,然后把稻草人钉在了柱子上。”小忍瘪了瘪嘴,说道。 Good, scarecrow- in the Elisebell memory, makes the scarecrow of personal enemy then to sew on the pillar, should be a quite common curse method, did her not clear Heavenly Dynasty have in the ancient times, but this plants the method of incantation is very actually common in the animation. 好吧,稻草人-在爱茜蓓尔的记忆中,做仇人的稻草人然后钉在柱子上,应该是一个比较常见的诅咒方法,她也不清楚天朝古代有没有,但是这种下咒的方法在动漫中倒是挺常见的。 Then? Can't this?” Elisebell selected own eyebrow, said: „Did your mother and your older sister vent not to have like this?” “然后呢?不会就这吧?”爱茜蓓尔挑了挑自己的眉毛,说道:“难道你娘和你姐就这样发泄一下就没了?” Is because did not have me to be angry!” Saying that Shinobu Kocho clenches jaws, after particularly my father...... he comes back, we and he said the matter, he said unexpectedly anything...... said anything......” “就是因为没了我才生气啊!”胡蝶忍咬牙切齿的说道,“尤其是我爸……他回来之后,我们把事情和他说了,他居然说什么……说什么……” Although Shinobu Kocho has not spoken the words, but Elisebell listened to a general idea actually- if as expected, probably was to go on living in this city, puts in great inconvenience words that you and so on compromised for the general interest. 虽然胡蝶忍没把话说完,但是爱茜蓓尔倒是听出来了一个大概-不出意外的话,大概就是“为了在这个城市活下去,委屈你们了”之类委曲求全的话了。 This is also a very helpless matter, has a few words to be called the person to lower the head under the eaves, but in present this age, these city lords and village heads, in own domain has the absolute authority- so-called local despot is almost this. 这也是很无奈的一件事,有一句话叫做人在屋檐下不得不低头,而在现在这个年代,这些城主、村长,在自己的地盘都是有着绝对的权威的-所谓的土皇帝就差不多是这样的。 However, has solution. 但是,也并不是没有解决的办法。 Shinobu-chan, you hope that you and your older sister do marry?” Elisebell sits on the chair, looks at front Shinobu-chan, asked. 小忍,你希望你和你姐姐嫁过去吗?”爱茜蓓尔坐在椅子上,看着面前的小忍,问道。 How possibly to hope oh yeah!” Shinobu-chan both hands are holding the head, exuded the calling out in grief sound, that young master I light/only am look that he does want to feel nauseated? I am unable to imagine marry him am what appearance!!” “怎么可能希望口牙!”小忍双手抱着脑袋,发出了悲鸣声,“那个少爷我光是看着他就想要吐好吗?我根本无法想像嫁给他是什么样子!!” That was too fearful, simply is the nightmare...... not, wants the deep nightmare compared with the nightmare!! The nightmare good and evil woke up was all right, but if really married...... 那太可怕了,简直就是噩梦……不,比噩梦还要深沉的噩梦!!噩梦好歹醒来就没事儿了,但是如果真的嫁过去了…… Uncanny, if really married, that daily life feared that wasn't more fearful than the nightmare? That changes a view, the nightmare feared that will turn into the fond dream? 鬼鬼,如果真的嫁过去了,那日常生活怕不是比噩梦还可怕?那换个说法,噩梦怕是都会变成美梦吧? That present two means can solve this matter time.” Elisebell raised up the finger, said: „The first method, is the solution proposes the person of issue, is the city Lord whole family, by my strength, I can make them kill one another.” “那现在有两个办法可以解决这一次的事情。”爱茜蓓尔竖起了手指,说道:“第一个方法,就是解决提出问题的人,也就是城主一家子,以我的实力,我可以神不知鬼不觉的让他们自相残杀。” This is not cracking a joke, after all Elisebell is tall Sou who controls the thunder and lightning, so long as controls the thunder and lightning slightly the might, reduces it to the level of bioelectricity, then can relaxed disruption even be the bioelectricity of remote control goal within the body, achieving regards the human body is controls remotely toy same matter- naturally, the premise that does that is the level error of both sides is big. 这可不是在开玩笑,毕竟爱茜蓓尔是控制雷电的高叟,只要稍微控制一下雷电的威力,将其降低至生物电的水平,那么就可以轻松的扰乱甚至是远程控制目标体内的生物电,做到把人体当成是遥控玩具一样的事情-当然,这么做的前提是双方的水平差的非常非常非常大。 Very lucky, that waste Young Master fuel/thin and Elisebell disparity is non- often is big, to a Elisebell finger can make that fat dwelling young master jump extremely happy pure land facing the street. 很幸运的,那个废柴少爷和爱茜蓓尔的差距就是非常非常非常大,大到爱茜蓓尔一根手指头就能让那个肥宅少爷当街跳一曲极乐净土。 At this point, is the method of then killing one another very also simple? Elisebell only needs to arrive in their home, then left hand biocontrol master, right hand biocontrol young master, then young master and master because tonight who first goes to bathroom to present the conflict, then the beginning of the universe efficient person master and diamond flying Tan leg young master will start imperial city PK. 都说到这里了,那么自相残杀的方法也很简单吧?爱茜蓓尔只需要到他们家里去,然后左手生物电控制老爷,右手生物电控制少爷,然后少爷和老爷就会因为今晚谁先上厕所而出现争端,然后混元霹雳手老爷和金刚飞天谭腿少爷就会开始皇城PK。 Finally hangs ~ 最后都挂掉啦~ As for the second method, is...... nigeru (run away)?” Elisebell looks at Shinobu-chan, said: Place that moves to that city directly in charge.” “至于第二个方法,就是……你给路哒哟?”爱茜蓓尔看着小忍,说道:“直接搬到那个城主管不到的地方去。” „...... The second type.” Shinobu-chan chose the second type without hesitation-, although very repugnant that young master, but Shinobu-chan could not have achieved without was threatened the life, but under killer to others. “呃……还是第二种吧。”小忍毫不犹豫的选择了第二种-虽然很讨厌那个少爷,但是小忍还做不到在没有被威胁生命的情况下,而对其他人下杀手。 After all although this young master was disgusting, but by the present also merely with suggestion and so on method- after all the average person wanted to raise the idea of murder is very difficult, but Elisebell experienced the pirate world informed and experienced. 毕竟这个少爷虽然恶心了点,但是截至到现在也仅仅是在用暗示之类的方法-毕竟普通人想要升起杀人的想法还是挺难的,而爱茜蓓尔则是经历了海贼世界的历练嘛。 Finally must walk.” Elisebell shrivelled mouth, said: I said before walks directly, your older sister must say that observes to have a look again.” “结果还是要走的嘛。”爱茜蓓尔瘪了瘪嘴,说道:“我之前就说了直接走,你姐姐非要说再观察看看。” After all my elder sister that person......, was too naive.” Shinobu-chan is rousing own mouth, said: Said that what I had said with the father, the father has said that will turn down the young master and so on words, finally? If useful, that young master will not come to our home today!” “毕竟我姐那个人……哎呀,就是太天真了。”小忍鼓着自己的嘴巴,说道:“说什么‘我已经和父亲说了,父亲说过,会婉拒少爷的’之类的话,结果呢?要是有用,那个少爷今天就不会来我们家了!” Aha......” Elisebell smiles- this is the original Shinobu Kocho appearance! In Shinobu Kocho that in the animation displays is actually not her natural disposition, but is she in desirably imitation the appearance of Shinobu Kocho! But the Shinobu Kocho natural disposition wants to become a rude and unreasonable younger sister. “啊哈哈……”爱茜蓓尔笑了笑-这才是原本的胡蝶忍的样子!在动画里表现出来的胡蝶忍其实并不是她的本性,而是她在刻意模仿的胡蝶香奈惠的样子!而胡蝶忍的本性则是想当泼辣的一个妹子。 But this matter yourself decided that isn't means?” Elisebell looks at Shinobu Kocho, said: „Did you have with your older sister and mother say?” “可是这件事儿你自己决定也不是个办法吧?”爱茜蓓尔看着胡蝶忍,说道:“你有和你姐姐和母亲说吗?” This does not want first to ask the opinion of LIttle El (love).” Shinobu-chan smiles, said: Words said, LIttle El (love), you said...... has to become the talent of column on...... me?” “这不是想先问问小爱的意见嘛。”小忍嘿嘿一笑,说道:“话说,小爱呀,你说……就……我有没有成为柱的天分呢?” Does Shinobu Kocho become the talent of column? 胡蝶忍成为柱的天分? You must say that Shinobu Kocho can become the column, that is can definitely- Shinobu Kocho in original works is Insect Hashira! 你要说胡蝶忍能不能成为柱,那是肯定可以的-原著之中的胡蝶忍就是虫柱 However you must say that Shinobu Kocho does have the talent to become the column, Elisebell will tell her probably- no! 但是你要说胡蝶忍有没有天分成为柱,爱茜蓓尔大概会告诉她-没有! Indeed does not have! 的确是没有! The Shinobu Kocho stature was too petite . Moreover the strength of four limbs, even if cultivated Breathing Style, by far not and others- in the column, she is only one is unable to cut off the neck of ghost by own strength. 胡蝶忍的身材太娇小了,而且四肢的力量哪怕修炼了呼吸法,也远远不及其他人-在柱之中,她是唯一一个无法凭借自己的力量斩断鬼的脖子的。 She can become the column , because tries another method, adopted the method of intoxication to fight- she spread the toxicant on the knife point, so long as pierced the skin of ghost to complete to intoxicate. 她之所以能成为柱,是因为另辟蹊径,采取了下毒的方法来战斗-她把毒药涂在了刀尖上,只要刺穿了鬼的皮肤就可以完成下毒。 To be honest......” Elisebell looked at Shinobu Kocho, said: Your physical quality...... is not very good! I think that yourself also felt, your stature was too petite . Moreover the strength was also well below own elder sister.” “说实话……”爱茜蓓尔看了一眼胡蝶忍,说道:“你的身体素质……并不是很好!我想你自己也感觉出来了,你的身材太娇小了,而且力气也远远不如自己的姐姐。” Really is this......” Shinobu Kocho sighs, showed a helpless expression, I thought that is this-, if I talented, you will have made me cultivation Breathing Style.” “果然是这样吗……”胡蝶忍叹了一口气,露出了一个无奈的表情,“我就觉得是这样-如果我有天赋的话,你早就会让我修炼呼吸法的。” „Everyone has the matter that oneself excel, your physical quality decided you do not have the means to kill the devil at the upfront combat, this does not have the means.” Elisebell shakes the head- actually this matter she has bumped into the pirate world. “每个人都有自己擅长的事情,你的身体素质决定了你没办法在正面作战上杀死鬼,这是没办法的。”爱茜蓓尔摇了摇头-其实这种事她在海贼世界就碰到过。 That is a little loli named Kuina, she has the excellent swordsmanship talent, but does to is a daughter body- female demon, only if the talent like bigmom different reported that otherwise most females in the physical quality were the natural ratio masculine. 那是一个叫做古伊娜的小萝莉,她有着绝佳的剑道天赋,但是奈何是一个女儿身-除非是像bigmom那样天赋异禀的女魔头,否则大部分女性在身体素质上是天然比不过男性的。 In young, Kuina can also rely on own technology to suppress others, when the age grows some again, shortcoming of Kuina in physical quality gradually will expose. 在年龄尚小的时候,古伊娜还可以凭借着自己的技术压制别人,但是当年龄再增长一些,古伊娜在身体素质上的缺点就会逐渐暴露出来。 However was good because of Kuina bumped into Elisebell, based on Kuina agreement, Elisebell transformed the vampire it, then vat Quedot blood tons after filling, Kuina changed the body to become the JO level lifeform at that time. 不过好在古伊娜碰到了爱茜蓓尔,在古伊娜同意的基础上,爱茜蓓尔将其转换成了吸血鬼,然后一大桶凯多的血液吨吨吨的灌下去之后,古伊娜当时就变身成为了JO级生物。 However, can this method use on the body of Shinobu Kocho? 但是,这种方法能用在胡蝶忍的身上吗? Elisebell shakes the head secretly, probably is incorrect! The person in this world as if human to oneself the status has rigid especially- this is because of the threat of ghost, causing the person to have the sense of honor especially regarding own race. 爱茜蓓尔暗自摇了摇头,大概是不行的!这个世界的人似乎都对自己“人类”的身份有着格外的执着-这是因为鬼的威胁,导致人对于自己的种族有着格外的荣誉感。 Therefore, Kuina means are unable to use on Shinobu Kocho. 所以,古伊娜身上的办法是无法用在胡蝶忍身上的。 However Elisebell does not care and that's the end, after all Shinobu Kocho in the original works becomes Insect Hashira , because her elder sister Shinobu Kocho was killed by Upper Rank Two Doma, however at the present that Elisebell presents...... 不过爱茜蓓尔也不在意就是了,毕竟在原著之中胡蝶忍之所以成为虫柱,是因为她姐姐胡蝶香奈惠上弦二童磨杀死了,但是在爱茜蓓尔出现的现在…… The Doma good brothers, we to watch the sunrise together? 童磨好兄弟,我们一起看日出吧? Isn't able to kill the devil...... that I not to have the means to become the Demon Slayer Corps member?” Shinobu Kocho is a little suffering. “无法杀死鬼……那我是不是没办法成为鬼杀队的成员了?”胡蝶忍有点委屈。 Pouring is not, after all a member of organization is impossible is completely the combatants.” Elisebell shakes the head, said: Has to be good at doing business ; Has to be good at collecting the information ; Has to excel at the logistics ; Has to excel at the medical service, these all kinds of members link completely, is a complete organization.” “倒也不是,毕竟一个组织的成员不可能全部都是战斗人员。”爱茜蓓尔摇了摇头,说道:“有擅长经商的;有擅长收集情报的;有擅长后勤的;有擅长医疗的,这些各式各样的成员全部结合在一起,才是一个完整的组织。” Only the combatants, that can only say that is mercenary- even the mercenary majority have the medical officers and intelligence personnel. 只有战斗人员的,那只能说是雇佣兵-甚至于雇佣兵大多数都有医疗人员和情报人员。 That......” Shinobu Kocho showed scruple expression- she has not really known now oneself excel at anything, how therefore does not know own decision to. “那……”胡蝶忍露出了迟疑的表情-她现在还真的不知道自己擅长什么,所以也不知道自己的定为到底是要怎么样的。 „If not know oneself must make anything, from simplest, is the demand biggest treatment personnel starts.” Elisebell smiles, said: After all, if Kanae joined Demon Slayer Corps, you as her younger sister, can act with her, but if she fought injured with the ghost, you can also first treat for her.” “如果不知道自己要做什么的话,就从最简单,也是需求最大的治疗人员开始吧。”爱茜蓓尔笑了笑,说道:“毕竟,如果香奈惠加入了鬼杀队的话,你作为她的妹妹,是可以和她一起行动的,而她如果和鬼战斗受伤了,你也可以第一时间为她治疗。” A little truth.” Shinobu Kocho accepted with pleasure the suggestion of Elisebell, she jumped down the chair, said: I go back to say this matter with some elder sister also mothers now!” “有点道理。”胡蝶忍欣然接受了爱茜蓓尔的建议,她跳下了椅子,说道:“那我现在就回去和姐姐还有母亲说这件事!” Goes to go.” Elisebell beckons with the hand, simultaneously very happy patted own belly, said: Looks at now this appearance, Kocho Sisters probably was steady, then...... was Mist Hashira and Love Hashira?” “去吧去吧。”爱茜蓓尔摆了摆手,同时美滋滋的拍了拍自己的肚皮,说道:“看现在这个样子,胡蝶姐妹大概是稳了,那么接下来……就是霞柱恋柱了吧?”
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