GMAH :: Volume #1

#83: How in this world to have that stupid person!

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Do oneself begin to punch itself? 自己动手揍自己？ Excuse me, how in this world to have that stupid person! 拜托,这个世界上怎么会有那么蠢的人！ In the Green heart sneers, arranges the nonsense also to a little technique content, his nose continuously to the present also painful must die, is good because of somebody not any occupation, otherwise the bridge of the nose bone of this fist getting down small thief must break to pieces. 格林心中冷笑,编鬼话也要有点技术含量啊,他的鼻子一直到现在还痛的要死,好在某人并非任何职业者,否则这一拳下来小盗贼的鼻梁骨都要碎掉了。 However this fist suffers the value very much! 不过这一拳挨得很值！ If there is a so- called friendly system, that this little while Lolo drops certainly in the by visible speed regarding the favorable impression value of youngster. 如果有所谓的友好度系统,那这会儿洛洛对于少年的好感值一定在以肉眼可见的速度下降吧。 Such a thinks, Green thought own nose is not probably painful. 这么一想,格林觉得自己的鼻子好像也没有那么痛了。 Although has not stopped the nosebleed to the present, but in the small thief mind has started to fantasize oneself draw support from this opportunity success high-rank, replaces youth's position in Lolo heart, becomes his hand/subordinate number-one...... wú, lackey. 虽然鼻血到现在都还没止住,但小盗贼的脑海中已经开始在幻想自己借助这个机会成功上位,取代少年在洛洛心中的位,成为他手下的头号……唔,狗腿子。 Thinks that here young thief looked also took several points of self-satisfaction to somebody's vision. 想到这里年轻的盗贼看向某人的眼光也不由也带上了几分得意。 „Although does not know that what you in blind are swollen-headed, but you should not feel oneself really can return safe and sound goes back with us?” A Rob cheek said sorely. “虽然不知道你在瞎得瑟什么,但你该不会是觉得自己真的可以毫发无伤的跟我们回去吧？”罗布一脸蛋疼道。 „Un?” Green hears word stares. “嗯？”格林闻言一愣。 „, Did the matter that oneself handle forget quickly?” The Great Magician friendship reminder said, „you depended on the despicable method successful directing on the branch road our exploration squads, then did not return ran away, left behind us to wait for death there.” “啧啧,自己做的事情这么快就忘记了吗？”大魔法师友情提醒道,“你靠着卑鄙的手段成功把我们的探险小队给引到了岔路上,然后头也不回的跑掉了,留下我们在那里等死。” „............” “…………” „The bad degree of this matter did not need me to tell you again, even if both of us have no opinion now, admitted you to join us, but you felt after we went back , others saw your swaggering what walks to respond toward them?” “这种事情的恶劣程度就不用我再告诉你了吧,就算现在我俩没什么意见,接纳你加入我们,但你觉得等我们回去后其他人见到你大摇大摆的向他们走来会有什么反应？” „Right.” Lolo hears word one startled, „I how this forgetting.” “对哦。”洛洛闻言一惊,“我怎么把这茬给忘掉了。” Although she also by small thief to deceit, but finally not only had no loss also to result in a big wealth white/in vain, in the heart the nature did not have too many malice regarding Green, in addition the small thief performing skill, the miserable appearance let in the girl heart one soft, did not plan that investigated the beforehand matter again. 她虽然也被小盗贼给欺骗,但最后不但没有什么损失还白得了一大笔财富,心中自然对于格林没有太多恶感,再加上小盗贼演技了得,楚楚可怜的样子让女孩儿心中一软,也就不打算再去追究之前的事情。 But Hansen and Edward they are what idea may not say, in fact, rookie brave many can also guess correctly, because the temporary philanthropic undertaking was used bewilderedly, finally the entire only squad places oneself the strategic place, perhaps whose body this matter will place not to feel better. 可汉森和爱德华他们是什么想法可就不好说了,实际上,菜鸟勇者多少也能猜到一点,因为一时的善举莫名其妙被人利用,结果整只小队置身险地,这种事情放在谁的身上恐怕都不会好受。 If small thief appears before them now, definitely has no good end, cannot do well is massacred at the scene has the possibility. 如果小盗贼现在出现在他们面前,肯定没什么好下场,搞不好被当场杀掉都是有可能的。 This matter can also want to understand by the Green mind nature quickly, young thief the cold sweat braves immediately. 这种事情以格林的头脑自然很快也能想明白了,年轻的盗贼顿时冷汗直冒。 Wait, then did the fellow fight with the fists on his nose is really saving him? 等等,这么说来那家伙一拳打在他的鼻子上真的是在救他了？ The reason is very simple- oneself in front of others make an appearance displays more can reduce the anger in everyone heart distressedly, at least compared with big thorn standing stronger there, if everyone thought that he obtains the proper penalty, will not butcher again his blade. 原因很简单-自己在其他人面前露面的时候表现的越狼狈就越是能降低大家心中的怒火,至少比大刺刺的站在那里要强,如果大家觉得他已经得到了应有的惩罚,也就不会再把他一刀宰掉。 Does the clear reason rookie brave to give the thumbs-up to somebody, said that „thoughtful that you think, but before you begin , does the good and evil also need to ask the opinion of litigant?” 搞明白缘由的菜鸟勇者对某人竖起了大拇指,赞道,“还是你想的周道,不过你动手前好歹也要问一下当事人的意见吧？” „.” Great Magician really accepts good advice readily, raised the eyebrow to nearby small thief, „do you have the opinion?” “哦。”大魔法师果然从善如流,对一旁的小盗贼扬了扬眉毛,“你有意见？” „No.” “没有。” Fought with the fists obviously on the face, but actually must acknowledge good that now personally the opposite party hits, bites the lip to squeeze out these two characters from the gap between teeth tightly, Green really wants to cry but have no tears, but he discovers a more hapless matter also in behind. 明明被人一拳打在了脸上,可现在却还要亲口承认对方打的好,紧咬着嘴唇从牙缝中挤出这两个字,格林真是欲哭无泪,而紧接着他发现更倒霉的事情还在后面。 Since ravelled the reason of this fist, young thief realized own present probably already not other choices. Merely be only on the nose this small wound distance lets everyone to subside the anger obviously also to fall far short, for some more distressed he must continue to try hard. 既然弄明白了这一拳的原因,年轻的盗贼意识到自己现在好像已经没有其他选择了。仅仅只有鼻子上这点小伤距离让所有人都能平息怒火明显还差得远,为了更狼狈一些他还要继续努力。 No matter how to say again, comes under attack is selected the physical suffering after all, saving the poor life is most important. 不管再怎么说,挨打毕竟只是受点皮肉之苦,保住小命才是最重要的。 Therefore young thief has to thrust out the face to gather in front of Great Magician, „that...... we continue.” 于是年轻的盗贼只好腆着脸又凑到大魔法师面前,“那个……咱们继续吧。” „What continues?” “继续什么？” „Continue,...... does not punch me.” Green is clenching teeth to say these words time felt oneself are really inexpensive was incurable, beforehand he does not think absolutely some day will ask others to punch him unexpectedly. But he himself cannot acknowledge, the issue that somebody points out is very essential, even in some sense, said that rescued his life is not overrated, although way a little not that pleasantly and that's the end. “继续,唔……揍我啊。”格林咬着牙说出这句话的时候觉得自己真是贱的没救了,之前的他绝对不会想到有朝一日自己居然会去求着别人来揍他。但就连他自己也不得承认,某人指出的问题很关键,甚至从某种意义上来讲,说是救了他一命都不为过,虽然方式有点不那么让人愉快就是了。 However what made him not think that fellow rejects his simply submissive request at present unexpectedly. 然而令他更没想到的是眼前那个家伙居然拒绝了他这个简直低声下气的请求。 „Does not want.” Great Magician said very much simply. “不要。”大魔法师很是干脆道。 Young thief hears word immediately dumbfounded, „is, why?” 年轻的盗贼闻言顿时傻眼儿了,“为,为什么？” „Because the hand hurts.” Rob told the facts, as magician who fighting never began, this was the future Arch Magister your excellency first attempt goes to the flat person personally, a result fist he will give up from now on decisively, although is pounding others' face with the fist, but the function of strength mutual. This fist no doubt the nosebleed direct injection that small thief hits, but own finger also by the bridge of the nose bone of opposite party painful. “因为手疼。”罗布实话实说,作为打架从来不动手的魔法师,这还是未来的超魔导师阁下第一次尝试亲手去扁一个人,结果一拳过后他就果断放弃了,虽说是用拳头在砸别人的脸,但力的作用都是相互的。这一拳固然把小盗贼打的鼻血直喷,可自己的手指也被对方的鼻梁骨咯的生疼。 Naturally, what is main is Great Magician and young thief does not have the enmity without the injustice, will be flat he not to obtain any extra pleasant sensation. 当然,更主要的是大魔法师和年轻的盗贼无冤无仇,扁他并不会获得任何额外的快感。 Such a calculates, meaning that Rob has not naturally continued again. 这么一算,罗布自然也就没有再继续下去的意思。 „That...... that what to do?” Green such as by thunder Shi, the vision that will seek help carried over nearby first-order swordsman. “那……那怎么办？”格林如遭雷噬,将求助的目光移向了旁边一阶剑士。 Lolo beckons with the hand hastily, „do not visit me , kills the monster anything's my actually being able to get down hand, but begins always to feel strangely to the person on one's own side.” 洛洛连忙摆手,“别看我,呃,杀怪物什么的我倒是下得去手,可是对自己人动手总感觉怪怪的。” Therefore is placed in front of Green is only left over the last road. 于是摆在格林面前的就只剩下最后一条路。 Young thief stared in a big way the eye, exuded one to call out in grief with the sound of shivering, „you, you should really not plan that made me begin?” 年轻的盗贼瞪大了眼睛,用颤抖的声音发出一声悲鸣,“你,你们该不会是真的打算让我自己来动手吧？” The Lolo comparison good intention, does not seem to endure to witness then the forthcoming tragedy, patted the shoulder of small thief to encourage saying that „the following part we do not look, you refueled, we outside you.” 洛洛比较好心,似乎不忍目睹接下来即将发生的惨剧,拍了拍小盗贼的肩膀鼓励道,“后面的部分我们就不看了,你加油,我们在外面等你。” ............ ………… When two magics . 两个魔法时后。 Hansen looks rookie brave and her small accompanying that returns, relax finally, in the past more than ten hours every minute every seconds to him were the suffering, have been selected the news rarely, missing natural went to return with Rob. 汉森看着去而复返的菜鸟勇者和她的小随从,总算松了口气,过去的十多个小时里每一分每一秒对于他来说都是煎熬,难得得到点好消息,失踪的落落和罗布去而复返。 „Before you......, where ran to go to?” “你们……之前跑去哪里了？” „We solved slightly troubled.” Great Magician is saying while behind some cut and bruised fellow drawing. “我们去解决了一点小麻烦。”大魔法师一边说着一边将身后某个遍体鳞伤的家伙给拉了出来。 Who Hansen they cannot recognize at present this distressed incomparable fellow unexpectedly immediately are, after all the Green present appearance was too a little miserable, is not only flowing the nosebleed, two eyes also swelled the panda, the front tooth also collapsed half, the body everywhere was silt azure, the whip-mark, just like one attended the male public relations of sm meeting. 汉森他们居然没能在第一时间认出眼前这个狼狈无比的家伙是谁,毕竟格林现在的样子有点太惨了,不但流着鼻血,两个眼睛也肿成了熊猫,门牙也崩掉了半颗,身上到处都是淤青,还有鞭痕,活脱脱就是一个去参加sm聚会的男公关。 The eye of Hilton is quite finally sharp, points at small thief saying that „, is you! Hahahaha, cannot think that you have such a day.” 最终还是希尔顿的眼睛比较尖,指着小盗贼道,“咦,是你！哈哈哈哈,想不到你也有这么一天。” Blonde beautiful male originally also for the beforehand matter vitality/angry, but saw after Green pitiful condition, then took pleasure in others' misfortunes. 金发美男本来还在为之前的事情生气,但看到格林的惨状后又转而幸灾乐祸了起来。 „Is I.” A Green pitiful appearance, deeply bows to everyone, „was sorry that the beforehand matter gave many troubles to everyone, I have profoundly understood my mistake now, loss that for making up as far as possible brings to everyone, I requested that Mr. Lolo receives me for his accompanying, turns over a new leaf from now henceforth, turns over a new leaf, therefore I pleaded everyone to give me again an opportunity.” “是我。”格林一副可怜巴巴的样子,对所有人深鞠一躬,“抱歉之前的事情给大家添了不少麻烦,我现在已经深刻认识到了自己的错误,为了尽可能的弥补给大家带来的损失,我请求洛洛先生将我收为他的随从,从今以后洗心革面,重新做人,因此我恳求大家可以再给我一次机会。”
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