GMAH :: Volume #2

#175: Here is the student association

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„Without the comparison , there would be no injury.” After leading the new student|life to look respectively the magic is the dormitory of swordsman department, school leader at the same time leisure summarized. “没有比较就没有伤害。”带领新生分别看过魔法系和剑士系的宿舍后,学长在一边慢悠悠的总结道。 Yes, the reality is such brutal, although the population of swordsman department most, but dormitory area only then 1/3 of magic department, the dormitory is in bad repair obsoletely, outer surface flaking is serious, the supplementary facilities basically are zero, the hot water does not have forever, the cold water will stop regularly one time, as for cat ear maid anything did not need to think, the aunt or in January/one month that only cleaned up came one time, worked looks at the mood completely. 是的,现实就是这么残酷,剑士系的人数虽然最多,但宿舍占地面积只有魔法系的三分之一,宿舍楼老旧失修,墙皮剥落严重,配套设施基本为零,热水永远没有,冷水隔三差五就会停一次,至于猫耳女仆什么的就更不用想了,唯一一个打扫卫生的大妈还是一月来一次,干不干活完全看心情。 No matter the school leader that piece is filled with sufferers behind, then said, „other school canteen is also separates, it is said the magic is the master chef who that side cafeteria cooks is four years ago the second place of gourmet festival.” 学长不管身后那一片哀鸿遍野,接着道,“另外学校食堂也是分开的,据说魔法系那边的食堂掌勺的大厨是四年前美食节的亚军。” The south rarely snows obviously, but this year Gourde Lees's winter as if especially cold, new students hears word of swordsman department subconscious tightened tightened own collar. 明明南方都很少下雪,但今年古德里斯的冬天似乎格外的寒冷,剑士系的新学员们闻言下意识的紧了紧自己的衣领。 „After the master chefs of our swordsman department are, that champion.” “不过我们剑士系的大厨是之后那届的冠军。” „!” Everyone expresses an exclamation, the lived difference are not related, eaten good, swordsman occupation spells is the body, the nutrition cannot keep up with the strength unable to follow, in comparison the magician needs one peacefully environment that no one disturbs, then the arrangement of school actually not too eccentric. “哇！”大家又发出一片惊叹,住的差没关系,吃的好也可以啊,剑士这职业拼的就是身体,营养跟不上力量就跟不上,相比之下魔法师更需要一个安静的没人打扰的环境,这么说来学院的安排其实也不算太偏心。 „...... Helper.” The school leader as if plays gasps for breath greatly has played to become addicted, being without turning a hair added that „, moreover this was only his previous time made must raise in salary said that you best also leave take seriously, walk, under we went to a place.” “……的帮工。”学长似乎玩儿大喘气已经玩儿上了瘾,面不改色的补充道,“而且这只是他上次闹着要加薪的时候自己说的,你们最好也别太当真,走吧,我们去下个地方。” The strength that the people this time complained continually did not have, finally, a new student|life raised hand the weak say/way, „school leader, can the next place do not brief the situation of magic department again, like this our pain can also little.” 众人这次连吐槽的力气都没有了,终于,一个新生举手弱弱道,“学长,下个地方能不能不要再介绍魔法系的情况了,这样我们的痛苦也可以少一点。” „Ok.” The school leader accepts good advice readily, later leads the people silently seems like very lordly little building before one passes through, little building environment is graceful, the atmosphere is solemn and respectful, as if defends the installment, often some professional fellows pass in and out from inside, seems Sya Moss's students. “可以啊。”学长从善如流,之后就带着众人默默的从一栋看起来很有气派的小楼前经过,小楼环境优雅,气氛肃穆,似乎还有防御装置,不时有各职业的家伙从里面进进出出,似乎都是西亚默斯的学生。 The school leader did not say a word, looking askance passed through from out of the door, finally also had does not grow the memory fellow unable to bear open the mouth to ask, „school leader, where was this?” 学长一言不发,目不斜视的从门外走过,结果偏偏又有不长记性的家伙忍不住开口问道,“学长,这是什么地方？” The school leader heard that the word stops the footsteps, the eyelid has not lifted, „, here, is the student association.” 学长闻言停下脚步,眼皮都没有抬一下,“哦,这里啊,是学生会。” People suddenly, no wonder just saw many pretty younger sisters in the , the university life not arid training and learn/study, everyone is also hoping can harvest the friendship and love in this year, particularly the latter, is investigations of many people marks as far as the eye can see, many fellows has started to be ready to make trouble at heart, some people consult modestly, „how can join the student association?” 众人恍然,难怪刚刚在附近看到不少漂亮的妹子,大学生活并不只有枯燥的训练和学习,大家同时也期盼着能在这年中收获到友情和爱情,尤其是后者,更是许多人的究极目标,不少家伙的心里已经开始蠢蠢欲动,有人虚心请教,“怎么才能加入学生会？” A school leader this is you must ask that my expression, „do you want to join the student association? This simple, is to maintain the relations with the magic on the line.” 学长一副这可是你们非要问我的表情,“你想加入学生会？这个简单啊,和魔法系搞好关系就行。” „Ha?” “哈？” „Joins the student association to need some people to recommend, finally also wants the high-level authorization of student association, it is a pity that the president of student association, 12 clerks year to year by the magic are the monopolies, therefore wants to join the student association first step to be the magic is that fellows maintains the relations.” “加入学生会需要有人推荐,最后还要学生会的高层批准,遗憾的是学生会的正副会长,十二位干事常年被被魔法系垄断,所以想要加入学生会第一步就是要和魔法系那帮家伙搞好关系。” The school leader patted that study younger brother dumb as a wooden chicken, „naturally, you do not need to give up hoping, the student association needs some peripheral personnel to run about and process various miscellaneous matters . Moreover, if you are the beautiful woman, naturally can join unconditionally.” 学长拍了拍那个呆若木鸡的学弟,“当然,你也不用放弃希望,学生会还是需要一些外围人员来跑腿和处理各种杂事的,另外,如果你是美女的话,自然可以无条件加入。” The new students this time were really angry, „also had not to have the natural justice! The magic is goes too far! Everyone is Sya Moss's student, isn't other department so popular? The student association is the organization of all students, for the magic is not the harem of obscene music!!!” 新生们这次真的是愤怒了,“还有没天理了！魔法系欺人太甚！大家都是西亚默斯的学生,其他系就这么不受待见吗？学生会是全体学生的组织,不是供魔法系淫乐的后宫！！！” The school leader is very satisfied with this effect, looked the goal was almost achieved, the big hand wields, „now, tells me loudly, our swordsmen are the goal of new semester are anything!” 学长对这效果很满意,一看目的差不多达到了,大手一挥,“现在,大声告诉我,我们剑士系新学期的目标是什么！” „Withers the magic department!” Everyone shouted loudly together, public sentiment in exhilaration. “干死魔法系！”大家一起高呼,群情振奋。 Side passes through mm of two thief departments to cover mouth titter, starting from the new semester, these fellows are so competitive, frontline propaganda before the student association building has almost become the swordsman is the entrance of new students repertoire, regarding this everyone has been unalarmed by strange sights. 旁边经过两个盗贼系的mm捂嘴偷笑,新学期开始,这些家伙还是那么干劲儿十足,学生会大楼前的喊话差不多已经成了剑士系新生入学的的保留节目,对此大家早已经见怪不怪。 School these years actually in encouraging various to be between benign competitions, for example at the matter of student association, if did not understand fellow who situation probably by the school leaders of swordsman department a moment ago that words flickering, the people of thought magic department are too overbearing, wrested away the complete management seat of student association unexpectedly, but these seats all are various institutes are come out through the fair competition in fact. 学院这些年其实一直在鼓励各系之间的良性竞争,就比如在学生会的事情上,如果不了解情况的家伙大概会被剑士系的学长刚才那番话给忽悠了,觉的魔法系的人太霸道,竟然一口气霸占了学生会的全部管理席位,但事实上这些席位全都是各院系通过公平竞争决出的。 When the student association changes session every three years one time, changes session various departments can recommend that ten students participate in the inspection, inspects the content including the actual combat, the inference judged, the cooperation coordinates and other links, finally according to the height of result selects a association president, the management seats of two vice-chairmen as well as seven clerks. 学生会每三年一次换届,换届时各系都可以推举十名学生参加考核,考核内容包括实战,推理判断,协作配合等环节,最终按照成绩的高低选出一个正会长,两个副会长以及七名干事的管理席。 The magic department after all is Sya Moss's trump card, basically has the overwhelming advantage from the result of all previous inspection, finally controls the student association management nine to ten, the position of student association president since Sya Moss has been founded is never lost, the position of vice-chairman has also only occupied three times by other. 魔法系毕竟是西亚默斯的王牌,从历届考核的结果来看基本上都拥有着压倒性的优势,最终掌控学生会管理层的九到十席,学生会长的位置自西亚默斯建校以来从未旁落,副会长的位置也只被其他系占据过三次。 Recent one time eight years ago, at that time the swordsman was a very fierce fellow, caught up with during that time the magic exactly is nothing expert, in a quite feeble vacuum period, result that student association changed session, the swordsman was that fellow named Pansy overcomes one difficulty after another, finally only lost to the magic by the extremely weak advantage is higher than a school leader him, helping the swordsman be under unprecedented seizing student association vice-chairman. 最近的一次是在八年前,那时剑士系出了一个很厉害的家伙,恰好又赶上那段时间魔法系没什么高手,处于一个比较衰弱的真空期,结果那一次学生会换届,剑士系那个名叫潘西的家伙一路过关斩将,最终只以极其微弱的优势输给了魔法系比他高一届的一位学长,帮助剑士系破天荒的夺下了学生会的副会长。 Pansy helped the swordsman strives for using the jurisdiction of vice-chairman in three years of student association many benefits, for example the swordsman is now that cafeteria, do not look that compared with having no way of magic department, but also was the school only 22 independent cafeterias, before Pansy, only then the magic has own cafeteria, the students of other department share a big cafeteria, in addition Pansy also brought other visible and invisible convenience for the swordsman, that time was three years that the swordsman was most feels proud and elated. 潘西在学生会的三年利用副会长的权限帮剑士系争取到了不少福利,比如剑士系现在那座食堂,别看和魔法系的没法比,但也是全校唯二两座独立食堂,在潘西以前只有魔法系拥有自己的食堂,其他系的学生都是共用一个大食堂,除此之外潘西还为剑士系带来了其他一些有形和无形的便利,那段时间是剑士系最扬眉吐气的三年。 When some senior school leaders recall that fills to recall as before, at that time you went out the younger sister, so long as said oneself were the swordsman department, the younger sister will naturally look at your one eyes high, walked throws out the chest to raise the head. 一些老学长回忆起那段时依旧充满缅怀,那时候你出去把妹只要说自己是剑士系的,妹子自然会高看你一眼,走路都是挺胸抬头的。 What a pity after Pansy graduates, this happiness also almost to the end, the swordsman is quick by the striking back primary form, because later in the student association no one, has only been able to look helplessly the benefits was cancelled by, finally was retained reluctantly except for that independent cafeteria, the swordsman department returned to initially that poor and blank condition. 可惜潘西毕业后这份幸福也差不多就到头了,剑士系很快就被打回原形,因为之后学生会里一直没有人,只能眼睁睁看着福利被一项项取消,最终除了那座独立食堂被勉强保留下来,剑士系又回到了当初那个一穷二白的状态。 However as Sya Moss School besides the magic is a few getting to know the benefits of institute departments, the swordsman department had not actually given up competition to student association management seat after that every year incurs the new time the goal of doing is to naturally encourage the rookie, especially next year the student association will arrive must change session, regarding the new student association swordsman department has the idea. 不过作为西亚默斯学府除魔法系外少数几个尝到甜头的院系,剑士系此后却一直没有放弃对学生会管理层席位的争夺,每年招新的时候搞出的这一出目的自然是为了激励新人,尤其明年学生会又到了要换届的时候,对于新一届学生会剑士系是有想法的。
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