„Hehehe...... the rookies, Iadmireyou, clear(ly)knowshas the dangeralsocourage!” An electroniccombination toneresounds, cannot concealmystifying of realsound.
“嘿嘿嘿……新人们,我佩服你们,明知道有危险还进的勇气!”一阵电子合成音响起,掩饰不住真实声音的阴阳怪气。„Alsoadmiresyourseveralto unite, friendship of sharing sorrows. Ohh, howwonderfulsentiment! The friendswalkhis entire lifetogether, somedaysno longerhad......”were sayingwere sayingsang, soundsuddenlynearlysuddenlyfar, greatlysuddenlywere suddenly small, making the persongoosebumpsfallplace.
“也佩服你们几个团结一心,有难同当的友谊。喔喔,多么美妙的感情啊!朋友一生一起走,有些日子不再有……”说着说着唱起来,声音忽近忽远,忽大忽小,让人鸡皮疙瘩掉一地。„Therefore, threefriends, prepared a smallprogramtoyouspecially, quantity~body~subscribes~system!” The lightshines, the elevatoris brightly litinstantaneously, as ifin the stage the spotlightshines.
“所以,三位朋友,特别给你们准备了一个小节目,量~身~订~制的哦!”灯光亮起,电梯瞬间通明,仿佛舞台上聚光灯照耀。Among the floors, presented a shiny blackhole, does not knowto lead towhere, the intermittentcold windblows outfrom the hole.
地板中间,出现了一个黑黝黝的窟窿,不知通向何处,阵阵阴风从洞中吹出。On the elevatorwall, there is a characterto reappear: „Elevatorweight limitation, 181 kg. Real-timecarrying capacity, 200.7 kg. Countdown: 10 : 00.”
电梯壁上,有字浮现:“电梯限重,181kg。实时载重,200.7kg。倒计时:10:00。”
The electronicsoundappearsagain: „Friends, youprobably...... overload!”„Honktoot toot”gratingwarningsoundgets up.
电子音再度出现:“朋友们,你们好像……超重了!”“嘟嘟嘟”刺耳的警报音响起来。„Aiya, soto be how careful? Did not have the means that youhadtenminutes, reduced the elevatorcarrying capacityto the weight limitation, otherwise...... ~ ~ ~! Youunderstand.”
“哎呀,怎么这么不小心呢?没办法了,你们有十分钟时间,将电梯载重减到限重之下,否则……啊~~~啪!你们懂的。”„Friendshipprompts, threesolutions. First, a personjumpson own initiative;Second, twopeoplepushanother;Third, threepeopleride the elevatorto fall downtogether. Ok, the choicestarts!”
“友情提示一下,有三种解决方案。第一,一个人主动跳下去;第二,两个人把另外一个推下去;第三,三个人一起乘着电梯掉下去。好了,选择开始!”Tenminutes of countdownflashes the counting.
十分钟倒计时一闪计数。„!”Peng Shuailoudly calls out, staresXiao Ling, „Isaid! Isaid! Youadded that won't want the human life?”
“靠!”彭帅大叫一声,瞪肖凌,“我就说嘛!我就说嘛!你还说不会要人命?”Xiao Lingforced smile. Whothinks that thisgameestablishes is so weird...... „howfirstponders overmaintains life.”肖凌苦笑。谁想到这游戏设定偏偏这么邪门呢……“还是先琢磨怎么保命吧。”Threwin the fire extinguisher the holeconveniently, was the mop of fatty, the Wei Feifeihand soap and toilet paper. Suddenlydisappears, simplydoes not have the process of freely falling body. Thesetrash, being usedto alleviate burdens are just actually appropriate.
随手把灭火器丢窟窿里了,然后是胖子的拖把,卫菲菲的洗手液和卫生纸。眨眼间就不见了,根本没有自由落体的过程。这些垃圾,用来减负倒是正合适。
The net weightreduced190.7 kgneatly.
净重干净利落减轻到了190.7kg。Has clutched the applepocket of fatty, waves the arms aboutto throw into the holeagain. The net weightbeatsagain, turned into189 kg.
揪过胖子的苹果兜,甩手再丢进窟窿。净重再跳动一下,变成了189kg。„Howto be manybuys?”Looks at the pitifulreducedvalue, Xiao Lingis plaintive.
“怎么不多买点呢?”看着可怜的减少值,肖凌哀怨。„Fivemoneyonejin (0.5 kg), Ibought20, but alsoinsufficiently do youeat for severaldays?” The fat peoplegrin, suddenly aren't the doubts, „, right? Scratches, the old lady is actually short in weighttome!”
“五块钱一斤,我买了二十的,还不够你吃几天的?”胖子龇牙,忽然疑惑,“嗯,不对呀?擦,那老太婆竟然给我短斤少两!”Fourjin (0.5 kg)apple, reduced1.7 kg, obviouslysomeplatform scalehas the issue.
四斤苹果,减了1.7kg,显然某台秤有问题。Xiao Linglooks at the fattyspeechless: „Mademeeatone......”肖凌无语看胖子:“让我吃了一个……”„, Is.”
“哦,是哈。”
This sayingremindedXiao Lingactually. Liesto the floorhole, puts out a handtoward the throatin a buckle, „vomits!”Thinincrash-bang. The apple that justate up, the dinner, allgot down.
这一说倒是提醒了肖凌。趴到地板窟窿上,伸手往喉咙里一扣,“呕!”稀里哗啦。刚刚吃下的苹果,还有晚饭,全下去了。
The digitjumpedagain, turned into188.5. Thinks,Xiao Lingtook offtwoshoesandT-shirts, is the waistband.
数字再跳,变成了188.5。想了一想,肖凌又把两只鞋、T恤衫脱了,然后是腰带。Wearsoutsideshorts, looks at the dullfatty, the whole facefaintsredWei Feifei, heurged: „Is gawkingdoing? To pass throughto take off/escapeto spit, hurries.”
就穿着外面的短裤,看着呆呆愣愣的胖子,满脸晕红的卫菲菲,他催促道:“愣着干什么?想过关就脱就吐去,赶紧的。”„Isthisyoucould not find the girlfriend......”fattydiscussedbroken,liesto the holeon, „vomiting”, overwhelming.
“就是这样你才找不到女朋友的……”胖子碎碎念道,趴到窟窿上面,“呕”,翻江倒海。Wei Feifeishamescannotdamp, butlikeXiao Lingsaid that wantsto pass through, did not haveothermethodexcept forthismove. Also, oneselfjumporis thrown, herwhichdoes not wantto elect.卫菲菲羞不可抑,但就像肖凌说的,想过关,除了这招也没别的法子了。哦,还有,自己跳下去或者被扔下去,她哪个都不想选。Bit the lip, Wei Feifeiwas taking off the nurserobe and shoes, revealedpurehealth/guardclothes, annoyed the persondaydream the curve, whitedazzlingskin, but alsowantsto take off/escapeagain, was blockedbyXiao Ling: „This. Remainingnotmultiple.”
咬着嘴唇,卫菲菲脱掉了护士袍和鞋子,露出素洁的卫衣,惹人遐思的曲线,白的耀眼的皮肤,还想再脱,被肖凌拦住了:“就这样吧。剩下也没多重了。”
The timepasses, the countdowntwinkle, spatalsospat, took off/escapedalsotook off/escaped, finally the net weightstoppedin184 kg. Remaining3 kgcould not lookagain.
时间流逝,倒计时闪烁,吐也吐了,脱也脱了,最终净重停在了184kg。剩下3kg再找不出来了。Halffruit the body, is holding the upper arm, threepeoplelook at each other in blank dismay.
半果着身体,抱着膀子,三人面面相觑。„Actually, we have......”suddenly the fattyopens the mouth, gathersnear the Xiao Lingear. Has not waitedto speakby a Palestinianslapis opened. Idea isn't Xiao Ling of fattyclear? However......
“其实,我们还有……”忽然胖子开口,凑到肖凌耳边。没等说话被一巴掌扇开。胖子的主意肖凌还不明白吗?但是……Staredfattyoneeyesruthlessly: „Thatisthreekilograms. Do youdetermineso many?”
狠狠瞪了胖子一眼:“那可是三公斤啊。你确定有那么多?”
The fat peopleare scared: „Whoknows? Howdoesn't tryto know?”
胖子傻眼:“那谁知道去?不试试又怎么知道呢?”Xiao Lingspeechlessheaven: „Yourthis, but alsofelt all right saying that Iwas vulgar!”肖凌无语苍天:“就你这样,还好意思说我粗俗!”Wei Feifeisolicitedhowever the elegantfaceto be crimson. Beforewas onlypale red, the presentis the Chinese red, redmustdropto bleed. Sheunderstood.卫菲菲募然俏脸绯红。之前只是淡红,现在是中国红,红的要滴出血来了。她明白了。„Did not needto try, definitelyinsufficiently.”Xiao Lingsimpleshaking the head, „controlestablishes181 kgisintentionally. Wasmakesus unable to collect...... to only have a methodin any event!”
“不用试了,肯定不够。”肖凌干脆的摇头,“主宰设定181kg是故意的。就是让我们无论如何凑不出来……只有一个法子了!”„Whatmethod?”
“什么法子?”„Ability.” The Xiao Lingvertical strokerefers, „Lin Zihanhas said that the correctness of ifguiding, the retrogradationgravityand so onpossiblyappears. Myintelligenceover9, try the retrogradationgravity;Yourperceptionover do 9, howtry...... the qing gong?”
“能力。”肖凌竖指,“林子涵说过,假如引导的正确,逆反重力之类都可能出现。我智力过九,试试逆反重力;你感性过九,试试……轻功怎么样?”„Qing gong?”
“轻功?”„Un, imaginingoneselfis a bird, or a hot-air balloon, canfloat...... similarfantasylight. Sevenminutes, can only do everything possible.”
“嗯,想象自己是一只鸟,或者一个热气球,轻飘飘能浮起来……类似的幻想。还有七分钟,只能尽力而为了。”„Good......”two peopleattempt.
“好吧……”两人就尝试起来。Xiao Lingcloses eyesto ponder diligently.肖凌闭目冥思苦想。
The fattyfacial expressionfluctuates, a whilebigmouthinspiration, a whileflaps the arm, the probablyfatbirdkicks.
胖子神情变幻,一会儿大口吸气,一会儿扑扇胳膊,好像胖鸟儿扑腾。Red that the Wei Feifeismallfacesuppresses, suppressesis not smiling, makesownattemptvigorously.卫菲菲小脸憋的通红,强忍着不笑,极力的做自己的尝试。Althoughherattributeis not right, howdoesn't tryto know?
虽然她属性不对,不试试又怎么知道呢?
The elevatornet weightconstantlychanges, goes up and down abruptly, occasional will also break through the weight limitation, the trend of but...... overall speaking , without dropped.
电梯净重不断变化,忽高忽低,偶尔的也会突破限重,但是……整体来看,没有丝毫下降的趋势。Timeoneminute/shareonesecondpasses by, quickonlyremained for threeminutes.
时间一分一秒过去,很快的只剩三分钟了。„Oh, it seems like it is not good.”Xiao Lingsighedone, „can only use the finalmeans......”
“唉,看来不行。”肖凌叹了一声,“只能用最后的办法了……”„Finalmeans? A moment agonot?”
“还有最后的办法?刚才不就是吗?”„Forevermusthaveplanb!”Xiao Lingturns the handto change a blade. The fat peoplecarefullylooked,isfruit knife that buyconveniently, unexpectedlythisthingforgetting. No, shouldbeXiao Linghidesspecially.
“永远要有planb!”肖凌翻手变出一把刀来。胖子仔细一看,是自己顺手买的水果刀,竟把这玩意给忘了。不,应该是肖凌特意藏起来的。Takes a look atXiao Lingto harbor evil intentionsto look atownlook, tightclothes: „Do youwantto do?”
瞅着肖凌不怀好意看自己的眼神,紧紧衣服:“你要干嘛?”Xiao Lingis gesticulatingtohim: „You said that bigonelump of enoughthreekilograms?”肖凌对着他比比划划:“你说,多大一坨够三公斤的?”
The fat peoplestare, understands. Right, without the thingcanlose, didn't the cut pointcomponentsloseon the line? At least the feeling betterwhole personjumps. „But why...... shearsme?”
胖子一愣,明白过来。对啊,没东西能丢了,割点零件丢不就行了?至少好过整个人跳下去吧。“但……为什么割我啊?”„Whomakesyoufat...... shearsyou, definitely the ratioshearsboth of usto save. Shearsboth of us to arrive at the shoulder, shearsyouto the elbowon the line. Do youwantto makemeshear the hand? Shears the foot?”
“谁让你胖呢……割你,肯定比割我俩省。割我俩要到肩膀,割你到手肘就行。你是想让我割手呢?还是割脚?”„Fattyis innocent!”Peng Shuaishouts, looking distressed, „hereis not the reality, even ifwere sheared, shouldnot havematter......, but, can welight/onlyshear the fat?”
“胖子无罪!”彭帅嚷道,愁眉苦脸,“这里不是现实,就算被割了,应该也不会有事哈……不过,咱能光割肥肉吗?”Xiao Ling: „......”肖凌:“……”Wei Feifei: „......”卫菲菲:“……”
The jokehas opened, Xiao Lingsquats down, stretches out the wrist/skillto the floorgap, rotates the fruit knife, a bladepricks, „scoffs!” The bloodflows rapidlyto submerge the gap, obviouslysheared the artery.
玩笑开过,肖凌蹲下,伸出手腕对着地板缺口,回转水果刀,一刀挑破,“嗤!”鲜血奔流没入缺口,显然割了动脉。„Whyis gawking? Togethercome, oneperson of kilogram, being able dead person, heregood and evilis a hospital. The bloodlettingmayrequire the time, slow-going the realmeetingdeceased person!”
“愣着干吗?一起来啊,一人公斤,死不了人,这里好歹是医院。放血可需要时间,磨磨蹭蹭真会死人的!”Regarding thisfattyon a character: „!”Xiao Lingclearlyhas the ideaearly, continuouslyin the retaliationownaccent of scarletfruitsplay.
对此胖子就一个字:“靠!”肖凌显然早有主意,一直在赤果果的报复自己的调・戏啊。„Chī......”blade edgeinsertion, the wrist/skillrelative, the bloodsuch as the springspout, threepeople of complexionnaked eyeobviouspalegetting down, the elevatornet weightbeatsunceasinglyreduces.
“嗤……”刀锋插入,手腕相对,鲜血如泉喷涌,三人的脸色肉眼可见的苍白下去,电梯净重则不断跳动减少。Alsoremains for oneminute, the digitfinallybyredbecomesgreen, announced the security.
还剩一分钟,数字终于由红变绿,宣告安全。【Congratulatesyou, adopted the teamtest. Obtained50empirical values. Obtained10destinycopper coin. Obtainedconditionreward„3 p”.】
【恭喜你们,通过了团队考验。获得了50经验值。获得了十天命铜币。获得了状态奖励“3p”。】
The smallestcurrency unit that 【the destinycopper coin, the space and timeenergycongeals, variousspace and timecirculationsuses, stateless money of Transcendenttransaction.】
【天命铜币,时空能量凝结的最小货币单位,各时空流通用,超凡者交易的标准货币。】【When 3 p, the dutytemporarycondition, leaves after the vacuole, vanishes. Whenyourthreepeopleare not away fromovertenmeters, the strongestattribute of everyone increases0.1.】
【3p,任务临时状态,离开时空泡后消失。当你们三个人距离不超过十米,每个人的最强属性增加0.1。】
The rewardsincerityis good, is various, nameverydim daylightdarkcondition is also very practical.
奖励真心不错,种类丰富,名字很暧・昧的状态也很实用。Donates blood without compensationabout1000 cc, threepeoplea littlepantafraid...... . Moreover, pass through the laterthreetalentsto realizesuddenly, the blood...... a littlecannot stop.
只是,无偿献血将近1000cc,三个人都有点心虚气短……而且,过关之后三个人才猛然意识到,血……有点止不住啊。In order toputrapidness, shearedis the arteries, isspurtssimply, pressescannot suppress. Has a mindto look for the thingto tie up, canloselost, including the waistband, ties upwithwhat?
为了放的快,割的都是动脉,简直是喷的,压都压不住。有心找东西绑绑吧,能丢的都丢了,包括腰带,拿什么绑啊?„Scoffs!” The sharp voicesoundtransmits, is the nurse, with the fruit knife, Wei Feifeicuts openhealth/guardclothesneatly, rips the cloth strip , helping two peopleandwraps up.
“嗤啦!”裂帛声传来,到底是护士,用水果刀,卫菲菲干净利落割开卫衣,撕成布条,帮两人和自己包扎起来。Looksto be small the nursepartly visibletenderbody, Peng Shuaicovered the nose, hefeared that the blood in wrist/skillstopped, otherplaceflowed.
看着小・护士若隐若现的娇躯,彭帅捂住了鼻子,他怕手腕上的血止住了,别的地方又流了。Gives the thumbs-uptoXiao Ling. High, frontdoes not makeotherstake off/escape, suppresseshereto planothers! Not onlyretained the gentleman's manner, andfullfine sights.
向肖凌竖起大拇指。高啊,前面不让人家脱,憋到这儿算计人家!既保留了绅士风度,又饱了眼福。
The friendship of Xiao Lingandfatty, has arrived at the lookmovementto be able the degree of nobarrierexchange.肖凌和胖子的交情,已经到了眼神动作能无障碍交流的程度。Regarding thisXiao Lingonly has a middle finger: Yourdirtyexceededmyimagination.
对此肖凌只有一根中指:你的龌龊超出了我的想象。Alsoquibbled, byyourintelligence, cannot think that finished upstops bleeding? Youinstall! The fattyduckdisdains.
还狡辩,以你的聪明,会想不到完事得止血?你就装吧!胖子扁嘴不屑。Xiao Lingdeep sigh: My this tendencybright moonlight, does to the bright moonlightaccording to the drainage ditch! Heis unjustsincerely, fromaccentplayfatty, until the bloodletting, heis pondering overothermatter- the matter of ability.肖凌长叹:我本将心向明月,奈何明月照沟渠啊!他真心冤枉,从调・戏胖子,直到放血,他都在琢磨别的事呢-能力的事。
The fat peoplehad not found the correctway, hehad not found.
胖子没找到正确的方式,他也没找到。
The duplicationhot pepperbottleby the memory, Xiao Lingbelieves,whatoneselfis strongestis not the memory, butis the logical inferenceability, that of lackingreferenceLin Zihansaid. Wherehas the timeto ponder overother?
复制辣椒瓶是靠记忆力,肖凌相信,自己最强的绝非记忆力,而是逻辑推理能力,林子涵所说的缺乏参照的那种。哪里有功夫琢磨其他的啊?
The wrapstops bleeding, the silentdebate, the elevator dooropened.
包扎止血,无声辩论,电梯门开了。
The time-consumingabouttenminutes, theyarrived at14buildingsfinally.
耗时将近十分钟,他们终于到达了14楼。„, Ourjust rightthreepeople, reward the conditionto call3 p, if fourpeople, fivepeople, called4 p , 5 p......”to feel relievedto go out of the elevator, the fattyask.
“诶,咱们正好三个人,奖励状态叫3p,假如是四个人,五个人,是不是就叫4p,5p啊……”如释重负走出电梯,胖子问道。Xiao Lingshoots a look athim: „Yourboredreallyarrived atcertainboundary.”Finishes barely the words, turned into the sculpturesuddenly.肖凌瞥他:“你的无聊真是到达一定境界了。”话音未落,猛然变成了雕塑。Outside the elevator, was just crowded, the flashis completely silent, everyoneturns headto lookonlyputs onthesetwo of underpants......
电梯外面,本来正人来人往,一瞬间鸦雀无声,大家都扭头看着只穿裤衩的这两位……„I said that in the elevator the air conditioningwent bad, do youbelieve?”
“我说,电梯里空调坏了,你们信吗?”
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