GGS :: Volume #10

#938: I really am Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys

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ju in Wu Ju name, is from Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys, takes an anchor time, then used Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys directly. 邬雎名字中的雎,取自关关雎鸠,取主播名的时候,便直接用了关关雎鸠。 He is also 8 : 00 pm began broadcasting on time, during the daytime occasionally broadcasts does not broadcast occasionally. Today, he actually delayed was very long, because his appearance changed, the pressure was too big, hesitant had not opened for a long time. He can also certainly open the beforehand number, but that number original popularity was low before, such does not broadcast some time, the popularity was definitely lower, opens that number to be not meaningful. Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys this number, many fans. 原本他也是每天晚上八点准时开播,白天偶尔播偶尔不播。今天,他却延迟了很久,因为他样子变了,压力太大,犹豫了好久都没开。他当然也能开以前的号,但是以前那个号本来人气就低,这么一段时间不播,人气肯定更低了,开那个号没有什么意义。关关雎鸠这个号,才有很多粉丝在。 Now, he received the stimulation of Yin Ningning and Zhu Xueni, the unwilling present situation, has the courage finally, opened the live broadcast, several loyal fans, first came, then they spoke. 现在,他受到了尹宁宁和祝雪妮的刺激,不甘心现状,终于鼓起勇气,打开了直播,好几个忠诚的粉丝,第一时间进来了,然后她们纷纷发言了。 „You, Elder Brother Ju?” “你谁啊,雎哥呢？” „Will not be robbed the number, Elder Brother Ju always broadcasts on time, today late many.” “不会是被盗号了吧,雎哥一向准时播,今天晚了好多。” „Dead fatty, gives back to Elder Brother Ju the number a bit faster.” “死胖子,快点把号还给雎哥。” „Do not be first excited, possibly is the Elder Brother Ju friend.” “先别激动,可能是雎哥的朋友。” „Hehe, I am your Elder Brother Ju.” Wu Ju was stimulated by that fatty results in the corners of the mouth to pull out pulling out, actually he is only slightly fat, is only too not self-confident, could not bear others to say. He is with smile on the face as far as possible, makes the electric discharge look that oneself excel. “呵呵,我就是你们的雎哥啊。”邬雎被那一句胖子刺激得嘴角抽了抽,其实他只是微胖而已,只是太没自信,受不了别人这么说。他尽量面带微笑,做出自己擅长的放电的眼神。 „Dead fatty , not urination photo oneself, grow into what ghost type, but also dares to pretend to be Elder Brother Ju.” “死胖子,也不撒泡尿照照自己,长成什么鬼样,还敢冒充雎哥。” „Also blinks to us, was disgusting my goosebumps to get up.” “还冲我们眨眼,恶心得我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。” „I was really am mad happily, this person of brain was sick.” “我真是被气乐了,这人脑子有病啊。” „This person of friend who seems like not Elder Brother Ju, perhaps really robs the number.” “这人看来不是雎哥的朋友,恐怕真的是盗号了。” „Robbed the number also to dare to crop up, ate the leopard guts.” “盗了号还敢冒头,吃了豹子胆了。” „You listen to me to explain, I really am your Elder Brother Ju, I ate recently a lot, gained weight.” Wu Ju said the excuse that he himself does not believe that stirs up a fans ridicule. “你们听我解释,我真的是你们的雎哥啊,我只是最近吃得多,长胖了啊。”邬雎说了一个连他自己都不信的借口,惹得粉丝们一阵嘲笑。 „I also really by this idiot amusing, I gained weight Fan Bingbing.” “我还真被这白痴给逗乐了,我还是长胖了的范冰冰呢。” „I gained weight Liu Yifei.” “我还是长胖了的刘亦菲呢。” „Nowadays the swindlers did not use the brain.” “这年头骗子都不用脑子了。” „Good, my truth told you, I really am Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys. I before that appearance, after was tidied up, for various reasons, I put in order the original appearance, this was I truly real appearance. Yes, I am not attractive, but I am I, you hear my sound, listening to me to sing.” Wu Ju is listening to the fans coarse words, does not feel better very much, can only tell the facts. “好吧,我实话跟你们说,我真的是关关雎鸠。我之前那模样,是整容后的,因为种种原因,我又整回了原来的样子,这才是我真正真实的样子。是的,我没有那么好看,但我还是我,你们听我的声音,听我唱歌。”邬雎听着粉丝们难听的话语,很不好受,只能实话实说了。 And, to prove oneself, he takes up the guitar, played an instrument and sang. In playing an instrument and singing gap, but also in the past that humorous style of speaking way, chatted each faithful fan, wound to tease ripe. 并且,为了证明自己,他拿起吉他,弹唱了起来。在弹唱间隙当中,还以以往那种幽默的谈吐方式,聊起各个忠实粉丝,熟络地调侃起来。 The numerous powders felt indistinctly is not right, this dead fatty with their Elder Brother Ju, sound, melody and style of speaking, the manner, movement and custom looked like, simply like shadow. 众粉隐约感觉到一丝不对劲,这死胖子跟他们的雎哥,无论是声音、唱腔、谈吐,还是举止、动作、习惯都太像了,简直如同影子。 However, numerous fans, still toward „this fatty possibly are really not Elder Brother Ju” in the direction thinks. No matter words and deeds again resembles, could not conceal the ugly type of this fatty, has difference of cloud mud with their Elder Brother Ju. 然而,众多粉丝们,依然不会往“这胖子可能真的是雎哥”的方向上想。不管言行举止再像,也掩饰不了这胖子的丑样,跟他们的雎哥有着云泥之别。 „This dead fatty, was really the nausea to me.” “这死胖子,真是恶心到我了。” „Also tidies up, your clown compels, how entire also less than Elder Brother Ju 1/10000.” “还整容呢,就你这丑逼,怎么整也不及雎哥的万分之一。” „He imitates Elder Brother Ju to come unexpectedly, simply is to one tarnish of Elder Brother Ju.” “他竟然模仿起雎哥来,简直是对雎哥的一种玷污。” „Yes, the Elder Brother Ju very graceful movement, did to be disgusting obviously in him.” “就是,明明雎哥很帅的动作,在他做来恶心死了。” „He certainly is early deliberate, in imitating Elder Brother Ju, waited till time mature time, then robbed the Elder Brother Ju number.” “他一定是早有预谋,一直在模仿雎哥,等到了时机成熟的时候,便盗了雎哥的号。” „He is really the brain is also sick, does not know do oneself have the difference of long distance with Elder Brother Ju?” “不过他也真是脑子有病,不知道自己跟雎哥有着十万八千里的差别吗？” In this world really has cares about the person who the talent exceeds to care about the semblance much, but Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys mainly by the face value attraction fans, his fans is not that kind. In his fans eye, the command ability is the Elder Brother Ju nominal, other are only the supplementaries. In this live broadcasts, no one cares about this fatty various talent and skill to be completely the same as Elder Brother Ju, they only noticed that this dead fatty was too far with the Elder Brother Ju appearance difference. 这世上确实有不少在乎才华胜过在乎外表的人,不过关关雎鸠主要是靠颜值吸引粉丝,他的粉丝不属于那类。在他的粉丝眼里,帅才是雎哥的标称,其他都只是附带的。在这个直播间,没有谁在意这胖子各种才艺跟雎哥完全一样,他们只看到这死胖子跟雎哥样貌差太远了。 Wu Ju looks that the fans more scolded coarser words, several swearings that occasionally blew out, not being able to bear want to cry. His former live broadcast time, has the black mole, but facing the black mole, he can disregard, can ban the word, blacklisted and kicking out them, but facing these loyal fans, these parents, he has no alternative but to care, cannot kick the person, kicked out them, what does he also eat? 邬雎看着粉丝们越骂越难听的话语,偶尔爆出的几句粗口,忍不住想哭。他以前直播的时候,也不是没有黑子,不过面对黑子,他可以无视,也可以将他们禁言、拉黑、踢出去,但面对这些忠诚粉丝,这些衣食父母,他不能不在乎,也不能踢人啊,把他们都踢出去了,那他还吃啥？ Wu Ju does everything possible to continue to prove itself, no matter he said anything, no matter he puts out anything to show, became not studious, in the appearance to, other is not exempts discussed. He besides obtaining more person's vicious scoldings, the personal attacks of more person, harvests no other. 邬雎想方设法继续证明自己,然而不管他说什么,不管他拿出什么证明,都成了无用功,样貌上对不上,其他一切都是免谈。他除了得到更多人的恶骂,更多人的人身攻击之外,别无收获。 The fans related the customer service, reported Wu Ju, somewhat made big, quick even Guang Xuan knew, after Guang Xuan entered among the Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys live broadcasts saw the situation, the doubts said: „What's the matter, this is not male protagonist that Mr. Su picks broadcasts, how to use the Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys number?” 还有粉丝联系了客服,举报了邬雎,闹得有些大,很快连广铉都知道了,广铉进入关关雎鸠直播间看到情况之后,疑惑道:“怎么回事,这不是苏先生挑走的男主播吗,怎么会用了关关雎鸠的号？” „Mr. Su said is all right, I checked the contract, two contracts unexpectedly are the same people.” The female secretary is saying, hands over to go forward the contract. “苏先生说没事,我查了合同,两份合同竟然是同一个人。”女秘书说着,将合同递上前。 „What?” Guang Xuan stares, he took two contracts to look, an anchor account number that was Su picks for the guitar little elder brother, was a slightly fat youth, one was afterward anchor Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys, was super handsome guy, however the real name of above bureau, unexpectedly was Wu Ju, was not the same surname of the same name, the ID card is the same. “什么？”广铉一愣,他拿过两份合同看了看,一份是苏挑走的主播账号为吉他小哥的,是个微胖青年,一份是后来的主播关关雎鸠,是个超级帅哥,然而上面署的真实姓名,竟然都是邬雎,不是同名同姓,身份证都一样。 Regarding a guitar young elder brother such young anchor, before Guang Xuan, his anchor name does not remember, let alone real name. Was picked by Su, paid attention to one slightly, otherwise did not know the face. 对于吉他小哥这么一个小主播,广铉以前连他主播名字都不记得,更别说真实姓名了。被苏挑走的时候,才稍微注意了一眼,要不然连脸都不认识。 Afterward, Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys was introduced by Su, signed the contract not to need Guang Xuan to come personally, therefore he did not know this Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys real name. Does not think clearly, how the big handsome guy Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys contract completely, signed this Wu Ju. 后来,关关雎鸠被苏介绍来,签合同也不用广铉亲自来,所以他也不知道这关关雎鸠的真实姓名。完全想不明白,怎么大帅哥关关雎鸠的合同,也签成了这个邬雎。 „Wait, broadcasts another heroine that Mr. Su picks, Ningning's contract, brings.” In the Guang Xuan sudden heart moves, the female secretary without delay, runs to take the contract, brings quickly. Just like Guang Xuan expects, two contract signers, are Yin Ningning. “等等,将苏先生挑走的另外一个女主播,还有宁宁的合同,也都拿来。”广铉突然心中一动,女秘书二话不说,跑去拿合同,很快拿了过来。正如广铉所料,两份合同签约者,都是尹宁宁。 „My God, two common anchors who Mr. Su picks, were not given up by him, but was thoroughly transformed by him, became present Ningning and Fair, Fair, Cry the Ospreys. Because Wu Ju is ungrateful, presently by Mr. Su striking back primary form.” Guang Xuan is dumbfounded. “我的天,苏先生挑走的两个不起眼的主播,不是被他放弃了,而是被他彻底改造了,成了现在的宁宁和关关雎鸠。因为邬雎忘恩负义,现被苏先生打回原形了。”广铉目瞪口呆。 „This is how possible, how does this achieve?” The female secretary is also startled, she thought of tidying up, but two people change are too big, is very difficult to believe in this world really to have such wise tidying up technology, moreover after tidying up, can put in order unexpectedly irrevocably, this was also too exaggerating. “这怎么可能,这怎么做到的？”女秘书也是吃惊不已,她想到了整容,不过两人变化太大,很难相信这世上竟然有这么高明的整容技术,而且整容完之后,竟然还能一成不变地整回去,这也太夸张了吧。 „The Mr. Su really Deity, this matter do not leak.” Guang Xuan said. “苏先生果真神人啊,这事不要外传。”广铉说道。 „I understand.” The female secretary nods very much sensibly. “我明白。”女秘书很是懂事地点头。 „This Wu Ju, really oneself do.” Guang Xuan watched in the live broadcast to be scolded the appearance that stream of abuse went all out to explain, sneered, had the honored person to assist not to treasure, ungrateful, now looked how long you can jump.( To be continued......) r “这个邬雎,真是自己作死啊。”广铉看了看直播中被骂得狗血淋头拼命解释的样子,不由冷笑了一声,有贵人相助而不珍惜,忘恩负义,现在看你能蹦多久。(未完待续……)r
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