GGS :: Volume #2

#154: Good luck overhead


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If everyone sees, these two parrots, will also engage in the crosstalk.” The female host person has the professional accomplishment very much, although was damaged by the parrot at heart depressed, but is introduced as far as possible charmingly. “如大家所见,这两只鹦鹉,还会说相声呢。”女主持人算是很有职业素养,虽然被鹦鹉损心里郁闷,但还是尽量风趣地介绍。 Heard that next door Old Wang must get married, the wife also pretty good.” A parrot said. “听说隔壁老王要结婚了,媳妇长得还不赖。”一只鹦鹉说道。 Is pretty good, attractive! Greatly high, the big facial cast, the heavy eyebrow big eye is black. She does not have the beard, must have the beard to resemble with Zhang Fei.” Another parrot said. “是不赖,漂亮!大高个,大脸盘子,重眉毛大眼睛黑灿灿的。她是没胡子,要有胡子跟张飞似的。”另一只鹦鹉说道。 Heard that you have also gone to the White House.” “听说你还去过白宫。” That natural, White House that white, that attractive, inside rockery, following banner: Family planning, everybody has a responsibility.” “那当然,白宫那个白啊,那个漂亮啊,里面一假山,下面一横幅:计划生育,人人有责。” Two parrots your my said that although is only some fragmentary crosstalk fragments, but said from two parrot mouths, had taste, let audience Le Fan. Also makes in the people heart exclaim, these two parrot speeches are so fluently clear, unexpectedly can remember so many such long sentence, is really unthinkable. 两只鹦鹉你一句我一句说了起来,虽然只是一些零零碎碎的相声片段,但从两只鹦鹉口中说出来,别有一番滋味,让全场都乐翻了。也让众人心中惊叹不已,这两只鹦鹉说话这么清晰流利也就罢了,居然记得住这么多这么长的句子,实在匪夷所思。 How do these two parrots sell? I must buy.” “这两只鹦鹉怎么卖啊?我要买。” Hasn't seen the right and wrong something by auction?” “没看到是非拍卖品吗?” „Are the two parrots of such best quality goods, who willing to sell?” “这么极品的两只鹦鹉,谁舍得卖?” These two parrots, are provided by Perfect Pet Paradise Mr. Su.” The female host person introduced, the light hit in Su Jing's body, all around people, threw by the vision of envying, remembered Perfect Pet Paradise and Mr. Su secretly. “这两只鹦鹉,由完美宠物乐园苏先生提供。”女主持人介绍,灯光打在了苏璟身上,四周众人,都投以了羡慕的目光,暗暗记住了完美宠物乐园苏先生 Young fellow, can hit to discuss, sold to me these two parrots?” Nearby one table of Tang Hao of said. “小伙子,能否打个商量,把这两只鹦鹉卖给我?”旁边一桌的唐豪说道。 Sorry, I do not plan to sell temporarily.” Su Jing persuasive words rejection. These two parrots are only the lame parrots that Perfect World brings, eating the magical beast meat leg was good, was then more intelligent. After Ten Thousand Beasts Tablet, trains again for a long time, achieves so horizontal, does not hate easily to sell. These two parrots keep in the hand, will only appreciate unceasingly. “抱歉,我暂时不打算卖。”苏璟婉言拒绝。这两只鹦鹉原本只是完美世界带回来的瘸腿鹦鹉,吃了魔兽肉腿好了,也便聪明了一些。再经过万兽牌,长时间调教,才达到如此水平,可不舍得轻易卖。这两只鹦鹉留在自己手上,只会不断升值。 Guo Biting coordinates the female host person to introduce after several pets, then leaves office, returned to the seat. Cannot bear ask the Su Jing two parrot origins. Qin Xulan and Liu Qian and the others also chirp keeps asking, but also request later with parrot group photo. They do not seem like the star like this, is more like the small fan of groupie. 郭碧婷配合女主持人介绍完几只宠物之后,便下了台,回了座位上。忍不住问苏璟两只鹦鹉来历。秦旭蓝刘倩等人也叽叽喳喳问个不停,还要求待会跟鹦鹉合照。他们这样子不像是明星,更像是追星族的小粉丝。 The pet auction formally starts, female host person introduced: What first enters the stage, is provided flower horn that by Perfect Pet Paradise Mr. Su.” 宠物拍卖会正式开始,女主持介绍道:“首先出场的是,由完美宠物乐园苏先生提供的罗汉鱼。” Finishing speaking. The audience honored guests then raised the spirit immediately, two parrots were extremely just shocking, therefore to Perfect Pet Paradise other pets, is also hopeful, can train so the best quality goods parrot, did other pets miss? 话音刚落。全场嘉宾便立即提起了精神,刚刚两只鹦鹉太过惊艳了,所以对完美宠物乐园的其他宠物,同样满怀期待,能够培养出如此极品鹦鹉,其他宠物差得了吗? „Does young fellow you also raise flower horn?” Tang Hao laughed. “小伙子你也养罗汉鱼?”唐豪呵呵一笑 Raised that some.” Su Jing nodded and said. “养了那么一些。”苏璟点头道 „Did you see my kamfa flower horn? If you sold to me that two parrots, then I can pass on the experiences in some pisculture to give you, becomes friends?” Tang Hao has not lost heart about the parrot obviously. “你看到了我那条红金花罗汉了吧?要是你将那两只鹦鹉卖给我,回头我可以传授一些养鱼方面的经验给你,交个朋友嘛?”唐豪显然对鹦鹉还不死心。 Hehe does not need.” Su Jing is somewhat funny, nearby Tang Xiaoyu looked at Tang Hao one strangely. Thinking the uncle is really in front of Duke Guan plays the broadsword, others Su Jing raised several hundred flower horn, begins most probably. Did you compare? 呵呵不必了。”苏璟有些好笑,一旁的唐小语则是古怪地看了唐豪一眼。心想叔叔真是关公面前耍大刀啊,人家苏璟养了几百条罗汉鱼,大半起头。你比得了吗? During the speeches, a big water jar was pushed. Su Jing brings, but installs in a small water jar, after Zhu Jianhua belt/bring to backer, changed a big water jar. Before Zhu Jianhua , reason that reveals the color of shock, because besides this fish, but also because of fish bowl. Installs the fish with such a small fish bowl, must simply the fish boring rhythm. However sees the fish to be vivid, he is speechless. 说话间,一个大水缸被推了上来。苏璟带来的时候,只是装在一个小水缸,朱建华带到后台之后才换了个大水缸。朱建华之前之所以露出震惊之色,除了因为这条鱼本身之外,还因为鱼缸。用一个这么小的鱼缸装鱼,简直要把鱼闷死的节奏。不过见鱼生龙活虎的,他又无话可说。 The big water jar above curtain arrange/cloth lifted, revealed inside flower horn. 大水缸上面的帘布掀开,露出了里面的罗汉鱼 The audience in an uproar, many people stood immediately directly. 全场顿时一片哗然,不少人直接站了起来。 Tang Hao is also thinking directs Su Jing's flower horn, was good to convince Su Jing to sell to him the parrot, but is opening the mouth now, dumb as a wooden chicken, two spheres that in the hand is playing with, fell on the ground. 唐豪原本还想着对苏璟的罗汉鱼进行指点,好说服苏璟将鹦鹉卖给他,但现在张大着口,呆若木鸡,手上正在玩弄的两个圆球,啪嗒一声掉落在地上。 Big kamfa flowerhorn, at least 40 centimeters?” “好大一条鸿运罗汉,至少四十厘米长吧?” Good attractive explosive warhead, was too exaggerating! This is the genuine good luck overhead!” “好漂亮的爆炸头,太夸张了吧!这才是真正的鸿运当头啊!” That color is more attractive, body bead does not have probably.” “那颜色更漂亮,身上好像一点珠点都没有。” Audience many people breathed were rapid, participates this pet auction, mostly liked the pet truly , many fish friends, naturally could see this kamfa flowerhorn value. If Tang Hao that flower horn is very good, then this is the absolute best quality goods, the people let alone raised, sees continually has not seen such best quality goods. Regardless of this fish looked from the flood peak, build and color, is impeccable. 全场许多人呼吸都急促了,来参加这个宠物拍卖会的,大多是真正喜欢宠物的,其中也有很多鱼友,自然看得出这条鸿运罗汉的价值。如果说唐豪那条罗汉鱼很不错,那么这条就是绝对的极品,众人别说养了,连见都没见过这么极品的。这条鱼无论从水头、体型、颜色看,都无可挑剔。 This flower horn, naturally is in 50 flower horn that Su Jing leaves behind selects, elects after these days match, in the hand has only been left over three best quality goods, this is. 这条罗汉鱼,自然是苏璟留下的五十条罗汉鱼中挑出来的,经过这段时间的赛选,手里已经只剩下三条最极品的,这便是其中一条。 300,000.” Tang Yi held up the sign, he watches a person's every mood, can see everyone's liking to this fish, therefore plans to lift the high price intentionally, if oneself buy, calculates that helps Su Jing. “三十万。”唐逸举起了牌子,他察言观色,看得出大家对这条鱼的喜欢,所以打算故意抬高价,万一自己买下来,也算帮苏璟一把。 800,000.” Some people lifted the sign. “八十万。”有人举了牌子。 900,000.” “九十万。” 1 million.” “一百万。” Listens to price continuously to rise, the Tang Yi corners of the mouth twitched ruthlessly, put the sign quietly, somewhat blushes shamelessly. Luckily now everyone is fighting, simply has not paid attention to him. A Tang Yi face is depressed, it seems like oneself moved unnecessarily completely, others play 800,000 the price all of a sudden, fights for again upward, what oneself this 300,000 calculate raises prices, it is estimated that some people secretly titter ignorantly. He wonders, this is a fish, the business how value so much money, it seems like Su Jing does unexpectedly is very good to gain. 听着连续不断的价格升高,唐逸嘴角狠狠地抽搐了一下,悄悄将牌子放了下来,老脸有些发红。幸亏现在大家都在争抢,根本没有注意他。唐逸一脸郁闷,看来自己完全是多此一举了,人家一下子将价格起到八十万,再往上争抢,自己这三十万算哪门子抬价,估计有人偷偷笑自己无知吧。他心里纳闷,这不过是一条鱼,怎么居然值这么多钱,看来苏璟做的生意很好赚啊。 2 million.” In people also when 1 million over fight, Tang Hao held up the sign, the audience was all of a sudden peaceful. “两百万。”就在众人还在一百万出头争抢的时候,唐豪举起了牌子,全场一下子安静了下来。 2 million, higher price?” female host asked that no one held up the display board, although the people liked this flower horn very much, but 2 million prices were too high, was not everyone some so many spare cash, moreover looked at Tang Hao to exert its utmost, raised prices again upward, not necessarily patted, might as well let one step, to a Tang Hao face. “两百万,还有更高的价格吗?”女主持问道,没有人举牌,虽然众人很喜欢这条罗汉鱼,但是两百万价格太高了,不是每个人都有这么多闲钱,而且看唐豪势在必得,再往上抬价,也不一定拍得下,还不如让一步,给唐豪一个面子。 2 million once, 2 million twice, 2 million thrice, finalized.” The female host person knocked the hammer. 两百万一次,两百万两次,两百万三次,成交。”女主持人敲下了锤子。 Congratulations.” Su Jing arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest to Tang Hao. “恭喜。”苏璟唐豪拱了拱手。 Young fellow deeply concealed.” Tang Hao shamelessly somewhat red, oneself advised others to come a moment ago probably, but at this moment, thinks that such best quality goods kamfa flowerhorn has turned over to itself, what the mood are more is excited. “小伙子真是深藏不露啊。”唐豪老脸有些红,刚才自己好像指教人家来着,不过此刻,想到这么一条极品鸿运罗汉已经归自己所有,心情更多的是激动。 Hehe, Uncle, I have not told you, my schoolmate's Elder Brother, raised several hundred flower horn, begins most probably?” Tang Xiaoyu said with a smile. 呵呵,叔叔,我不是跟你说过,我同学的哥哥,养了几百条罗汉,其中大半起头吗?”唐小语笑道。 What, is that person he?” Tang Hao stared in a big way the eye, initially listened to Tang Xiaoyu saying that he does not believe that several hundred possibly did begin most probably? However now somewhat believes that can train so best quality goods kamfa flowerhorn, the level is very absolutely high enough. ( to be continued ) “什么,那个人就是他?”唐豪瞪大了眼睛,当初听唐小语那么说,他是不相信的,几百条大半起头怎么可能?不过现在有些相信了,能够培养出如此极品鸿运罗汉的,水平绝对很够高。(未完待续)
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