GGS :: Volume #11

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The people have imagined, boxing battle dress the stature under Tian Dazhu, possibly is thin and puts on clothes capably and possibly takes off the clothes to have the meat obviously thinly ordinary, possibly ordinary, but has not thought absolutely, can be this appearance. 众人想象过,拳击战袍下的田大柱的身材,可能是瘦削而精干、可能穿衣显瘦脱衣有肉、也可能普通平凡,但是绝对没有想到,会是这个样子。 Seeing only, his right legs and both hands unexpectedly are the metal artificial limbs, although that metal artificial limb proportion to is really same, seemingly works fine also charming, however the artificial limb is an artificial limb. 只见,他右腿和双手居然是金属假肢,虽然那金属假肢比例跟真的一样,看起来做工也精致帅气,然而假肢就是假肢啊。 „I depend, my vertigo?” “我靠,我眼花了吗？” „Does this what situation, think of the artificial limb to contend in martial arts?” “这什么情况,装着义肢来比武？” „This was not equal to that courts death, how to think?” “这不等于是来找死,怎么想的？” „Owing I also thinks that is a expert, has not thought that is not only not a expert, is a disabled person.” “亏我还以为是个高手,没想到非但不是高手,还是一个残疾人。” „Ended ended, he died.” “完了完了,他死定了。” „The posture that but, he walked a moment ago, walks simply freely, could not look installed the artificial limb, should be Su recently in the artificial limb of research and development?” “不过,他刚才走路的姿势,简直行走自如,一点看不出来装了假肢,应该就是苏最近在研发的义肢吧？” „This artificial limb looks quite good, trades to make other times, my certain to praise. But, the artificial limb is an artificial limb, contends in martial arts with a wrestle expert, what doesn't that court death is?” “这义肢看起来相当不错,换做其他时候,我一定点赞。可是,义肢就是义肢,跟一个格斗高手比武,那不是找死是什么？” „This time, was Su too arrogant.” “这一次,苏是不是太自大了。” Before is hugging very greatly the audience of anticipation, was in abundance scared. Huo Hongyang, Huo Feiyun, Cai Wufeng, Ji Xiaoting and Wu Long and the others, is dumbfounded, for a very long time is unacceptable. 之前抱着很大期待的观众们,纷纷傻眼。霍宏扬、霍飞云、蔡武峰、纪小婷、武龙等人,更是目瞪口呆,久久不能接受。 „, What are you doing?” Huo Hongyang short of breath. “阿,你这是在搞什么？”霍宏扬气急。 „, You are the artificial limb that wants to propagandize you to research and develop, may probably propagandize even, does not need to choose this way, did you to propagandize the artificial limb sacrifice the reputation of Chinese traditional wushu? Also, waited for this Tian Dazhu to be hit too miserably, even causes the artificial limb to damage, did that this propagandize became the reaction?” Cai Wufeng said. “阿,你是想要宣传你研发的义肢吗,可就算要宣传,也不用非得选这种方式啊,你这是为宣传义肢牺牲中华传统武术的名誉吗？再说了,等下这个田大柱被打得太惨,甚至导致义肢损坏,那这宣传岂不是成了反作用？”蔡武峰说道。 „Elder Brother, you are playing with fire.” Some Huo Feiyun to have nothing to say, although he usually likes watching the fun does not dislike the matter to be big, however is maintaining Chinese traditional wushu, he is very earnest. “哥,你这是在玩火。”霍飞云有些无语,虽然他平时喜欢看热闹不嫌事大,但是在维护中华传统武术方面,他还是很认真的。 They also understand finally, before side this to youth men and women, then why was flustered? Whom changing can not be flustered, four limbs not entire, installed the artificial limb, comes up to contend in martial arts with the wrestle expert, this with praying mantis arm what, when the car(riage) does have to distinguish? 他们也终于明白,之前旁边这对青年男女,为什么那么慌张了？换了谁能不慌张啊,四肢不全,装了假肢,上去跟格斗高手比武,这跟螳臂当车有啥区别？ „I want to propagandize the artificial limb right, but is also bringing honor to the Chinese traditional wushu, the martial arts contest has not started, who said that Tian Dazhu certainly will be hit miserably, will certainly lose very much?” Su said. “我是想借此宣传义肢没错,不过同时也在弘扬中华传统武术,比武还没开始呢,谁说田大柱一定会被打得很惨,一定会输？”苏说道。 „You were said that he also did have the opportunity of winning? true or fake?” Ji Xiaoting is stunned. “你是说他还有赢的机会？真的假的？”纪小婷愕然。 „Thinks of the artificial limb, can walk is so free, was very good. If fights, is definitely full of holes, the opponent is a wrestle expert.” Wu Long said. “装着假肢,能行走这么自如,算是很不错了。但是一旦战斗起来,肯定破绽百出吧,对手可是一个格斗高手。”武龙说道。 „, Martial artist who this Tian Dazhu practices martial art since childhood?” Huo Hongyang could not bear ask one, although seemed like very far-fetched, but if Tian Dazhu were the martial artist, handled big issue with smart power, pours the possibility of completely not having won. “阿,这个田大柱是从小习武的武术高手？”霍宏扬忍不住问了一句,虽然看起来很不靠谱,但若田大柱是个武术高手,四两拨千斤,倒也不是完全没有赢的可能。 How „un......” Su is considering saying that is easier makes them accept, the youth men and women for Su replied, „my father has not studied the military from infancy to maturity, but followed Mr. Su to study for 2-3 days.” “嗯……”苏正在考虑怎么说更容易让他们接受的时候,青年男女却替苏回答了,“我爸从小到大没学过武,只是跟着苏先生学了2-3天。” „......” Huo Hongyang, Huo Feiyun, Ji Xiaoting and Wu Long and the others, thorough was scared, they had a feeling, was this Su the brain is clamped by the gate, how otherwise to make this decision? Only studied the emaciated middle age of 2-3 days of martial arts, in the four limbs has three extremities is an artificial limb, challenges a wrestle expert unexpectedly, Oh this absurd? “……”霍宏扬、霍飞云、纪小婷、武龙等人,彻底傻眼了,他们都产生了一种感觉,这次苏是不是脑子被门夹了,要不然怎么会做出这种决定？一个只学了2-3天武术的瘦弱中年,四肢中有三肢是义肢,竟然挑战一个格斗高手,天哪这是有多荒唐？ „, This is not good, changes players.” Huo Hongyang said. “阿,这样不行,换人吧。”霍宏扬说道。 „Please believe that my words, making him try.” Su said. “请相信我的话,让他试试吧。”苏说道。 „His, but also serves a need to try?” Huo Hongyang somewhat worries, does not understand that Su to the self-confidence where Tian Dazhu comes. “他这样子,还用得着试吗？”霍宏扬有些着急,不明白苏对田大柱哪来的自信。 „Now says does not talk clearly, later looked competed you to know, if lost, made the scud go on stage again, or I went on stage personally, in brief you felt relieved.” Su said. “现在说也说不清楚,待会看比赛你们就知道了,如果万一输了,再让飞云上场,或者我亲自上场,总之你们放心吧。”苏说道。 Huo Hongyang also wants to say anything, but sees Su is so rigid, has not said. Thought that lost changed players to go on stage again, to be equal to the fight in which several people take turns fighting one person so as to wear the opponent out, perhaps like this wins is denounced. However changes mind thinks, Tian Dazhu that condition, should no one calculate him, after all he should unable to consume the opposite party anything physical strength energy. Tian Dazhu has come to power in any case, now shouts is not quite as if good, lets noisy simply enough, compared this to say again. 霍宏扬还想说什么,但见苏这么执着,就没说下去。心想输了再换人上场,岂不是等于车轮战,这样赢恐怕会被人诟病。不过转念一想,田大柱那个状况,应该没有谁把他算上去,毕竟他应该消耗不了对方什么体力精力。反正田大柱都已经上台了,现在叫下来似乎也不太好,干脆就让苏闹个够,比完这场再说吧。 „Haha...... Hahaha......” in arena, Will sized up Tian Dazhu up and down, actually could not bear smile, originally somewhat tense manager, smiled. The opposite party send a disabled person unexpectedly, this is not courts death, but this is also good, can win effortlessly. “哈哈……哈哈哈……”擂台上,威尔上下打量了田大柱,却忍不住笑了起来,原本有些紧张的经纪人,也不由笑了。对方居然派一个残疾人上来,这不是找死吗,不过这样也好,可以赢得毫不费力了。 „Prepared?” The referee serious asked that is actually also thinking at heart, the disabled person to fighting the wrestle expert, oneself also saw for the first time, hopes that cannot have an accident. “准备好了吗？”裁判一脸严肃地问道,心里却也在想着,残疾人对战格斗高手,自己也还是第一次见啊,希望不会出什么事。 „Prepared.” Will nods. “准备好了。”威尔点头。 „Ok.” Tian Dazhu also nods, his is very obviously nervous, diligently is keeping calm. “好了。”田大柱也点头,他神色显然很紧张,不过在努力保持镇定。 „That competition starts.” The referee hand wields, Tian Dazhu completed the Taiji Fist defensive stance, the people discovered surprisedly, time that his bimetal arm lifted, was free, not only the elbow joint, even the wrist/skill joint, finger wait/etc., as if moved unexpectedly freely, the entire Taiji/Primal Chaos stance was unexpectedly decent. Will is very optional, on the face is hanging the smile of teasing, maintains certain distance, revolves around Tian Dazhu, probably is playing with the goat the wolf. “那比赛开始。”裁判手一挥,田大柱做好了太极拳的防守架势,众人惊奇地发现,他那双金属手臂抬起来的时候,非常自如,不仅肘关节、连手腕关节、手指等等,竟然似乎都活动自如,整个太极架势竟然有模有样的。威尔却很是随意,脸上挂着戏谑的笑容,保持一定距离,围着田大柱转,好像在玩弄山羊的狼。 „You guess that this Tian Dazhu can insist for several seconds?” “你们猜这个田大柱能坚持几秒？” „I guess for ten seconds.” “我猜十秒。” „I guess for five seconds, a move was extinguished kills.” “我猜五秒,一招就被灭杀。” „I thought that at least two minutes, cannot look, Will is not defeating Tian Dazhu anxiously, he estimated that can play with Tian Dazhu, will wait to play enough to overthrow him.” “我觉得至少两分钟,看不出来吗,威尔根本不急着打败田大柱,他估计会玩弄玩弄田大柱,等玩够了才会打倒他。” „On the other hand, Tian Dazhu this artificial limb, seeming like the sincerity is very good.” “不过话又说回来,田大柱这义肢,看起来真心很棒啊。” „Now says is also too early, possibly has externals without substance.” “现在说还为时尚早,可能只是徒有其表。” In a taunt sound, Tian Dazhu seemed more anxious. At this moment, Will sudden one step goes forward, the left hand straight punch makes rapidly, Tian Dazhu has a scare, quickly withdraws, but slow one step, the left face was hit, cèng cèng cèng retroceded three steps to come to a stop, the audience resounded a hiss immediately. Luckily Will this fist was only the exploratory former straight punch, the might was not just big, therefore Tian Dazhu was injured not heavily, was only the cheeks is a little inflamed. 在一片嘲讽声中,田大柱显得更加紧张了。就在这时,威尔突然一步上前,左手直拳急速打出,田大柱吓了一大跳,急忙后撤,但还是慢了一步,左脸被打中,蹭蹭蹭后退了三步才站稳,全场顿时响起了一片嘘声。幸亏威尔刚刚这一拳只是试探性的前直拳,威力不大,所以田大柱受伤不重,只是脸颊有一点红肿。 However some people found with amazement, the Tian Dazhu retreat time, that metal right leg also is really not the general flexibility, is not only the entire leg can follow, even even/including Xigai, the articulatio tibiotarsalis and sole, probably , the activity is unexpectedly free. 不过有人惊讶地发现,田大柱后退时候,那只金属右腿还真不是一般的灵活,不仅是整条腿能跟着动,甚至连膝盖、踝关节、脚掌,居然都好像真的一样,活动自如。 „Tian Dazhu, calm, do not forget me to teach you.” Su sinking sound said. “田大柱,冷静一点,别忘了我教你的。”苏沉声道。 „Good.” Tian Dazhu deeply inspires, calms down. “好的。”田大柱深吸一口气,冷静下来。 „Hehe.” Will smiles, calmness useful? He also completed the fight stance, slowly close, his left hand finds out suddenly, this chapter of Tian Dazhu prompt response is sideways to move aside, but this chapter of Will former hand straight punch is only the feigning movement, after the right hand , the straight punch rumbles suddenly, some understood people know, the subsequent hand straight punch compared with former hand straight punch heavy many times, like the subsequent hand straight punch of Will this wrestle expert, a fist knocks down a person generally sufficiently. “嘿嘿。”威尔笑了笑,冷静就有用？他也做好了战斗架势,慢慢靠近,他左手突然探出,这回田大柱及时反应侧身躲闪,不过这回威尔的前手直拳只是假动作,右手后直拳猛然轰出,有所了解的人都知道,后手直拳一般比前手直拳重很多倍,像威尔这种格斗高手的后手直拳,足以一拳将一个人打晕。 At this moment, should more flurried Tian Dazhu, actually flash through a relaxing look, responded free of being unexpected, his metal right hand transported Taiji/Primal Chaos, blocks the Will subsequent hand straight punch exactly, simultaneously the metal right leg will draw an arc on the ground, the body has revolved slightly, takes advantage of opportunity to hold the right hand of Will in the future. r 这一刻,理应更加慌乱的田大柱,却闪过一丝松了口气的神色,反应出人预料的自如,他金属右手运了一个太极,恰好挡住威尔的后手直拳,同时金属右腿在地上划过一道弧线,身体微微旋转,顺势抓住威尔的右手往后一拉。r
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