FSM :: Volume #1

#75 Part 1: Installs to be drunk


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In Song Qingshu heart speechless: Perhaps according to the view of this old court eunuch, he had lived for several hundred years, what technique of immortality these emperors also look for everywhere, looked for this court eunuch not on the line? Well, is it possible that wants exactly so to be first long cut Dingding? Such when the emperor also has what taste. 宋青书心中一阵无语:按照这个老太监的说法,他恐怕已经活了几百年了,那些皇帝到处还找什么长生不死之术啊,找身边这个太监不就行了?咦,莫非想活这么久得先切了小丁丁?那样当皇帝还有什么滋味。 Dongfang Bubai really does not believe that cold snort/hum: Verbal statements are no guarantee, tries to know.” The fingertip flashes before an silver needle, a remnant shadow attacks toward the old court eunuch. 东方不败果然也不信,冷哼一声:“空口无凭,试过才知道。”指尖闪现出一根银针,一阵残影往老太监攻过去。 That court eunuch looks agedly, a being on the verge of death appearance, has not thought that the speed is as good Dongfang Bubai, others see only in the room one group of red light and one group of azure light dogfights in the same place, the Song Qingshu complexion somewhat cannot help but ugly, because he cannot see clearly two people styles! 那个太监看着老态龙钟,一副行将就木的样子,没想到动起来速度丝毫不逊于东方不败,其余众人只见屋内一团红光和一团青光缠斗在一起,宋青书脸色不由得有些难看,因为他根本看不清两人的招式! Jiu Mozhi is also no better, to worry secretly: It seems like Dongfang Bubai had not tried a moment ago. 鸠摩智也好不到哪里去,暗自捏了一把冷汗:看来刚才东方不败没有尽全力啊。 Sees Wei Xiaobao to grow up a mouth, anxious appearance that on under the skewer jumps, Song Qingshu somewhat cannot help but funny, lifts the hand to attract, immediately attracted the silver needle between his throats. 看到韦小宝长大个嘴,上串下跳的猴急模样,宋青书不由得有些好笑,抬手一吸,顿时将他喉间的银针吸了出来。 Spicy block mother!” Wei Xiaobao cleaned cold sweat of forehead, Wei Xiaobao almost turned into Wei Yabao.” “辣块妈妈!”韦小宝擦拭了一下额头的冷汗,“韦小宝差点变成韦哑宝了。” „Can small cassia bud, what you see them to hit?” Kangxi asked shocking. “小桂子,你看得见他们在打什么没有?”康熙震惊地问道。 Except for a azure shadow and a red shadow, where can see clearly what thing? Moreover moves a sound not to have, are actually the person are the ghosts?” Wei Xiaobao muttered low voice. “除了一个青色的影子和一道红色的影子,哪能看清什么东西?而且动起来一点声音都没有,他们究竟是人是鬼?”韦小宝小声咕哝道。 Crossed shortly, in field two people separate quickly, an old court eunuch cough: Very good to be very good, really after is the Yangtze River , before the wave pushes wave, one generation compares one generation of waves.” 过了没多久,场中两人倏地分开,老太监一阵咳嗽:“很好很好,果然是长江后浪推前浪,一代更比一代浪。” Song Qingshu and Jiu Mozhi: # % 宋青书鸠摩智:“@#%” Your excellency, although said that is the Sunflower Treasured Scripture initiator, but where this time has not seen this/Ben high to go.” On the Dongfang Bubai mouth is saying like this, in the heart actually understands very much, military study boundary of opposite party are much higher, because the age is too old, causing in the movement slow is so little, such two talents fought well-matched. “阁下虽然自称是葵花宝典创始者,可这功夫也没见得比本座高到哪里去。”东方不败嘴上这样说着,心中却明白得很,对方的武学境界比自己还是高出不少,只是因为年纪太老,导致动作上比自己慢了那么一点点,这样两人才斗得旗鼓相当。 You said that is,” old court eunuch did not distinguish, that Dugu Qiubai that right, you said a moment ago, the old man had bumped into the past, with all due respect, your three people put together are not his opponent......” “你说是就是吧,”老太监也不分辩,“对了,刚才你们说的那个独孤求败,老夫当年碰到过,恕我直言,你们三人加在一起也不是他的对手……” Right, the young emperor you did not need to be afraid, this Forbidden City old man lived for a lifetime, is dying now does not want to change the place again. For these years the old man also helped you solve the disciple of ganef a lot, worked as the capital of staying overnight in somebody's home to be good.” The old court eunuch voice is getting more and more low, the figure changes to the nihility slowly, vanishes in the shadow of corner. “对了,小皇帝你也不用害怕,这紫禁城老夫住了一辈子,现在快死了也不想再换地方了。这几年老夫也没少帮你解决宵小之徒,就当借宿之资好了。”老太监声音越来越低,身形慢慢化作虚无,消失在角落的阴影之中。 Song Qingshu is suddenly enlighted, no wonder in the Manchu-Qing Dynasty imperial palace guard team no expert, had not actually heard obviously who entered the palace to assassinate Kangxi, perhaps in many assassins just entered the palace to be given the solution by this old monster. 宋青书恍然大悟,难怪满清皇宫侍卫队伍中明明没什么高手,却从来没听说过有谁进宫行刺康熙的,恐怕很多刺客刚进内宫就被这个老妖怪给解决了。 Looks that the sunflower old ancestor disappears gradually, on the Dongfang Bubai face no expression, said to Kangxi after a while: Emperor, if no other matters, Dongfang (east) asks to be excused for the time being.” 看着葵花老祖渐渐消失,东方不败脸上没什么表情,过了一会儿开口对康熙说道:“皇上如果没什么其他事的话,东方暂且告退。” This exhausted Cult Master Dongfang came,” Kangxi did not mind that the attitude of opposite party, comes the person, delivers Cult Master Dongfang to go back to rest.” “这次劳烦东方教主过来了,”康熙丝毫不介意对方的态度,“来人,送东方教主回去休息。” After Dongfang Bubai departs, Kangxi told that Wei Xiaobao receives Song Qingshu, then kept Jiu Mozhi alone. 东方不败离去过后,康熙吩咐韦小宝接待宋青书,然后将鸠摩智单独留了下来。 Big Brother Song, should not be angry, the emperor he does not neglect you.” Had/Left the imperial palace, Wei Xiaobao started to speak but hesitated several times, finally finally said. 宋大哥,你可别生气,皇上他可不是怠慢你。”出了皇宫,韦小宝数次欲言又止,最后终于开口说道。 Brother Wei were polite, Jiu Mozhi as the Tibet country master, this time to form an alliance to come, is the national affairs is naturally important.” Song Qingshu smiles lightly, in the heart actually somewhat loses, oneself previous generation has in a big way seen only the province departmental level senior official, Kangxi put the modern age, that practiced the core rank ready ready, this time this thinks that had the Wei Xiaobao recommendation, oneself should receive Kangxi to attach great importance to being right very much, who would have guessed that...... “韦兄弟客气了,鸠摩智身为吐蕃国师,此番为结盟而来,自然是国家大事要紧。”宋青书淡淡一笑,心中却有些失落,自己前世最大只见过省部级的高官,康熙放到现代,那妥妥习core的级别,这次本以为有韦小宝推荐,自己应该很受康熙重视才对,哪知道…… Looks the appearance that in the Wei Xiaobao local ruffian the local ruffian air/Qi, Song Qingshu whispers secretly, Lu Buwei can successfully hoard as a rare commodity, the goods that oneself look for are it seems like unreliable. 看着韦小宝痞里痞气的样子,宋青书暗自嘀咕,人家吕不韦就能成功奇货可居,自己找的这个货看来靠不住啊。 Manages his anything national affairs,” Wei Xiaobao is hugging the Song Qingshu shoulder, Big Brother Song, to my family, the brothers my time must entertain your well.” “管他什么国家大事呢,”韦小宝过来搂着宋青书肩膀,“宋大哥,到我家去,兄弟我这次可得好好招待你一番。” Thinks the stirring base culture that the previous generation is in vogue, the Song Qingshu cheek twitched, opens out the hand of opposite party calmly, says with a smile: You had said that must entertain me with the entire Capital City reddest girls.” 想到前世盛行的搅基文化,宋青书面皮抽动了一下,不动声色地将对方的手拨开,笑道:“你可是说过要用全京城最红的姑娘来招待我哦。” Wei Xiaobao smiles embarrasedly: Next time next time, this time not good to shout in these girls the family/home.” 韦小宝讪讪一笑:“下次下次,这次不好把那些姑娘喊到家里去。” Why?” Song Qingshu doubts, are suddenly enlighted suddenly, is it possible that is fears in the family/home the east of the river lion?” “为什么?”宋青书一阵疑惑,突然恍然大悟,“莫非是怕家中河东狮?” What lion?” The Wei Xiaobao complexion is at a loss, but roughly also guesses correctly what meaning, cannot help but argued, did not make boasting of brothers, my wife perhaps was under the entire day the best woman.” “什么狮?”韦小宝脸色迷惘,不过大致也猜到什么意思,不由得辩解道,“不是做兄弟的吹牛,我这个老婆恐怕是全天下最好的女人。” „?” The Song Qingshu eyebrow selects, in the heart also guessed correctly probably is. “哦?”宋青书眉毛一挑,心中大概也猜到了是谁。 Xiaobao (small treasure/little baby)!” Also without entering the viscount mansion, a petite young girl flushed by far, threw in the Wei Xiaobao bosom, I heard them saying that you were seized by the assassin, were planning Capital looked for you, wū wū ~ 小宝!”还没走进子爵府,一个身材娇小的少女就远远冲了过来,扑到了韦小宝怀中,“我听见他们说你被刺客抓走了,正打算出京去找你呢,呜呜~” My good Shuang'er!” Wei Xiaobao also hugged the young girl with emotions in the bosom, after a while, thinks that nearby Song Qingshu, said hastily, good, here also had the guest, this was Big Brother Song, the trip was lucky he saved your husband's life.” “我的好双儿!”韦小宝也动情地将少女抱在了怀中,过了一会儿,想到一旁的宋青书,连忙说道,“好了好了,我这里还有客人呢,这位是宋大哥,此行多亏了他救了你老公的性命。” Shuang'er then notices nearby Song Qingshu, jumped out of the bosom of Wei Xiaobao hastily, the complexion blushed looks at Song Qingshu, cautious good a ritual: Has seen Big Brother Song.” 双儿这才注意到一旁的宋青书,连忙跳出了韦小宝的怀抱,脸色羞红地看着宋青书,拘谨地行了一礼:“见过宋大哥。” Song Qingshu looks up, only thinks that the Shuang'er eyebrow curved spit is small, is long quite quietly beautiful, at this time the pear flower belt/bring rain, is annoys the person to love tenderly. 宋青书抬头望去,只觉双儿眉弯嘴小,长得极为清静秀丽,此时梨花带雨,更是惹人怜爱。 Has been staring by him, the Shuang'er snow greasy neck root floated bright red quietly, Song Qingshu returned a courtesy to say hastily: Has seen the sister-in-law.” 被他一直盯着,双儿雪腻的脖子根都悄悄浮上了一丝嫣红,宋青书连忙答礼道:“见过弟妹。” Nearby Wei Xiaobao looks is quite uncomfortable, in the heart thinks: This Big Brother Song anything is good, is only a pity has the same hobby with my Wei Xiaobao. His grandfather, long compares my handsome ten times, martial arts is wiser than hundred times me, with him has stayed together, Wei Xiaobao you, but big is not wonderful. 一旁的韦小宝瞧得颇不是滋味,心中想到:这个宋大哥啥都好,唯一可惜的就是跟我韦小宝有一样的爱好。他爷爷的,长相比我英俊十倍也就罢了,武功还比我高明百倍,一直跟他呆在一起,韦小宝你可是大大的不妙啊。 The group entered in the room, Song Qingshu draws Wei Xiaobao to ask quietly: Hears Brother Wei to have seven pretty such as the flower wife, where doesn't know other fellow sisters-in-law?” 一行人进了屋内,宋青书悄悄拉过韦小宝问道:“听闻韦兄弟有七位貌美如花的夫人,不知道其余各位弟妹在哪里?” Seven?” In the Wei Xiaobao heart the doubts domain considers as finished, Shuang'er is one, the Fang Yi big wife is one, is the little princess concubine one, no talent three? “七名?”韦小宝心中疑惑地盘算了一下,双儿算一个,方怡大老婆算一个,小郡主小老婆算一个,不才三个么? Yeah, calculates that the brothers I only have three wives, except for Shuang'er, now where another two does not know,” Wei Xiaobao said delightedly, Big Brother Song, since said that my seven, it seems like it is a good sign, later I look certainly for four again, Wahaha ~ “哎,算来算去兄弟我只有三个老婆,除了双儿,另外两个现在不知道在哪里,”韦小宝眉飞色舞地说道,“不过宋大哥既然说我有七个,看来是个好兆头,以后我一定再找四个,哇哈哈~” You, luckily Miss Fang and young princess not here, otherwise heard these words to be sad.” Shuang'er ill-humoredly white his eyes. “你呀,幸好方姑娘和小郡主不在这里,不然听到这句话要伤心死了。”双儿没好气地白了他一眼。 My family's isn't Shuang'er sad?” The Wei Xiaobao saliva the face is gathering in front of Shuang'er. “我家的双儿就不伤心么?”韦小宝涎着脸凑到双儿面前。 Aiya, but also some people, being disinclined manage you.” The look glanced Song Qingshu one, Shuang'er ran in the hall. “哎呀,还有人在呢,懒得理你。”眼神瞟了宋青书一眼,双儿一路小跑进了内堂。 Has heard Duo Long and Zhang Kangnian they raises the Shuang'er miss virtuously, today sees, Brother Wei's good fortune really makes people jealous.” Song Qingshu looked at Shuang'er back one longingly, then smiles to Wei Xiaobao. “早就听闻多隆张康年他们提起双儿姑娘有多贤惠,今日一见,韦兄弟的福气果然羡煞旁人。”宋青书恋恋不舍望了双儿背影一眼,回头对韦小宝笑得。 Where where ~ Wei Xiaobao beckons with the hand with a smile, in the heart was actually deliberately considering: Won't this pretty boy have the idea of Shuang'er? However my family Shuang'er will definitely not carry me to cancel builds two. “哪里哪里~”韦小宝笑着摆了摆手,心中却在寻思:这小白脸不会打双儿的主意吧?不过我家双儿肯定不会背着我勾一搭二的。 The evening banquet at the session Wei Xiaobao and Shuang'er propose a toast repeatedly the acknowledgment to Song Qingshu, looks at two people couple's affectionate appearances, Song Qingshu absent-minded, thinks oneself arrived in this world to cross was so long, was still alone in the world, that type felt that good was desolate alone. 晚宴席间韦小宝双儿频频向宋青书敬酒致谢,看着两人伉俪情深的样子,宋青书一阵恍惚,想到自己到这个世界已经过了这么久了,仍然是孑然一身,那种感觉好是苍凉孤寂。 Under one cup of liquor then one cups, Song Qingshu drowned sorrow taking advantage of the liquor was drunk finally, nearby Wei Xiaobao was also no better, had mentioned the nonsense on the chair weak. 一杯酒接着一杯,宋青书借酒消愁之下终于醉了,一旁的韦小宝也好不到哪里去,早已瘫软在椅子上说起了胡话。 Big beautiful woman, kisses/intimate one......” “大美人儿,来亲一个……” Fang Yi your smelly young married woman, harms me......” 方怡你个臭婆娘,又害我……” My Shuang'er is best......” “还是我的双儿最好……” Shuang'er hears in the one side aerobic and funny, looked at one to lie Song Qingshu on table, Shuang'er helps up Wei Xiaobao to return to the bedroom hastily, she carried martial arts, built a grown man but actually also with hands down. 双儿在一旁听得又好气又好笑,看了一眼趴在桌上的宋青书,双儿连忙扶起韦小宝回到了卧室,她身负武功,架起一个大男人倒也不费力气。 Shuang'er, do not walk.” Was just put on the bed, Wei Xiaobao awakened suddenly, a drawing her sleeves. 双儿,别走。”刚被放到了床上,韦小宝突然惊醒过来,一把拉着她的衣袖。 Xiaobao (small treasure/little baby) is clever, Big Brother Song is also drunk in the hall, I must have a look at him.” Shuang'er the hand of Wei Xiaobao according to returning to quilt, saw only his mouth to mutter several, has rolled over whistling to rest greatly, smiled. 小宝乖啦,宋大哥还醉在大厅呢,我得去看看他。”双儿韦小宝的手按回到了被子里,只见他嘴里咕哝了几声,就翻过身呼呼大睡起来,不禁莞尔一笑。 Returns to the hall, seeing Song Qingshu still to lie in the tables motionless, Shuang'er greeted nearby maidservant hastily, Tao Hong (pink), Liu Lu (green willow), you held Big Brother Song to rest to the side building quickly.” 回到大厅,看见宋青书仍然趴在桌间一动不动,双儿连忙招呼一旁的丫鬟,“桃红,柳绿,你们快扶宋大哥到厢房去休息。” Yes, young lady of the house.” The little girl who nearby two are gripping the maidservant chignon salutes, runs up to side Song Qingshu together, tries to hold him. “是,少奶奶。”旁边两个扎着丫鬟发髻的小女孩施了一礼,就一起跑到宋青书身边,试图将他扶起来。 Who would have thought tried one quite a while, two young housemaid small face bulges were red, still cannot move the Song Qingshu slightest. 哪知试了一半天,两个小丫鬟小脸都胀红了,仍然不能挪动宋青书分毫。 Young lady of the house ~ “少奶奶~” Looks the expression that both small girl cry quickly anxiously, Shuang'er runs to help hastily: You are young, being insufficient to the task, is sad.” 看着两个小丫头都快急哭的表情,双儿连忙跑过去帮忙:“你们年纪还小,气力不足,没必要伤心。” Young lady of the house obviously also greatly we are 2-3 years old.” Tao Hong (pink) honk the small mouth muttered. “少奶奶明明也才大我们2-3岁。”桃红嘟起小嘴咕哝道。 Shuang'er supports the arm of Song Qingshu, held him all of a sudden, happily said: But I have practiced the martial arts drop.” 双儿架住宋青书的胳膊,一下子将他扶了起来,得意地说道:“可是我练过武功滴。” Looks that two girls admire look extremely, Shuang'er say with a smile: You first tidy up the table, I alone can the Big Brother Song back room.” 看着两个丫头敬佩万分的眼神,双儿笑道:“你们先收拾桌子吧,我一个人就可以将宋大哥送回房内的。” But he......” Liu Lu (green willow) starts to speak but hesitates. “可是他……”柳绿欲言又止。 Shuang'er responded quickly the opposite party is worried about anything, said ill-humoredly: Who makes you two small girl useless, relax, he has gotten drunk. Also, my martial arts, but good.” 双儿很快反应过来对方担心什么,没好气地说道:“谁让你们两个小丫头没用啊,放心吧,他已经喝醉了。再说了,我武功可是不错的哦。” Shuang'er holds Song Qingshu to walk toward the side building step by step, who would have guessed that the man corners of the mouth after brain showed a vague happy expression. 双儿扶着宋青书一步步往厢房走去,哪知道脑后的男人嘴角露出了一丝若有若无的笑意。 Song Qingshu naturally is intentionally, otherwise Tao Hong (pink) and Tao Hong (pink) liangs girl strength is small, is insufficient unable to move his slightest. Feels Shuang'er to hold him, Song Qingshu received a oneself thousand jin (0.5 kg) falling time immediately, hung the whole body weight on the opposite party shoulder all. 宋青书当然是故意的,不然桃红个丫头力气再小,也不至于不能移动他分毫。感受到双儿来扶他,宋青书立马收起了自己千斤坠的功夫,将全身重量尽数挂在了对方肩上。 Was hearing the quiet fragrance that the opposite party chignon transmits, in addition feels under opposite party that light women's clothing is wrapping the delicate and exquisite body, Song Qingshu thought suddenly thought the argument becomes dry...... 闻着对方发髻传来的淡淡清香,再加上感受到对方那薄薄衣裙下包裹着的娇小玲珑身体,宋青书觉得突然觉得口舌发干……
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