FSM :: Volume #1

#56 Part 1: In darkness wrong bed

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„Good, do I masquerade with Big Brother Song toward Gusu and his party, Zhang Kangnian, Zhao Qixian?” Wei Xiaobao raised the head to shout. “好,我就和宋大哥乔装打扮一下往姑苏一行,张康年,赵齐贤？”韦小宝抬头喊道。 „humble/despise does Zhi, Lord Wei have what instruction?” Two people hear the summon of Wei Xiaobao, pushes the door to come to flatter to say with a smile. “卑职在,韦爵爷有何吩咐？”两人听到韦小宝的呼唤,推门进来谄媚地笑道。 „You find a person to disguise as me, on a grand scale, hurries along as usual, I and Big Brother Song first go to Suzhou.” Wei Xiaobao puts out a paper money, apportions two people, „asked the brothers to spunk up, this time was very dangerous, all were careful.” “你们找个人假扮我,大张旗鼓,照常赶路,我和宋大哥先到苏州去一趟。”韦小宝拿出一把银票,分给二人,“叫兄弟们打起精神,这次很危险,一切都要小心。” „Has Lord Wei such a boss who shows solicitude for the subordinate, is really good fortune that I and other lifetime cultivate/repair.” Zhao Qixian hehe said with a smile. “有韦爵爷这样一个体恤下属的上司,真是我等八辈子修来的福气啊。”赵齐贤嘿嘿笑道。 „Yeah! Had father-in-law Gui, the life was really relaxed......” Zhang Kangnian to pull out oneself cheeks suddenly, „looked at my memory, now was Lord Wei.” “可不是么！有了桂公公,生活真轻松……”张康年突然抽了自己一嘴巴子,“看我这记性,现在都是韦爵爷了。” „Good, little flattered, you get down preparation.” Wei Xiaobao waving of makes two people first get down. “好了好了,少拍马屁了,你们下去准备把。”韦小宝挥了挥手让两人先下去。 After seeing two people close the door, the Song Qingshu expression probably just remembered something to be the same, suddenly called out: „Right, Brother Wei, this time we with light packs, if leads that Shui Family young girl, was rather in the way a point......” 看见两人关上房门之后,宋青书的表情好像刚想起某件事一样,突然叫道:“对了,韦兄弟,这次我们轻装出发,要是带着那个水家小妞,未免太碍事了一点……” Song Qingshu has not said, Wei Xiaobao looked the monster same visits him: „Big Brother Song, the big beautiful woman of such beautiful face moon/month appearance, does your also giving up let kill?” 宋青书还没说完,韦小宝看怪物一样看着他:“宋大哥,这么花容月貌的一个大美人儿,你也舍得让杀？” Saw him to misunderstand own meaning, the Song Qingshu full Touhei channel: „My meaning might as well put her......” 见他误会了自己的意思,宋青书满头黑线道:“我的意思是还不如放了她……” Wei Xiaobao thought: If all the way is only a grown man is accompanying itself, that journey the arid dull, subconscious rejection said: „We to not cover their ears and eyes, Golden Serpent Camp these people should not know that in mission also female, we take that woman, instead can hide the identity, then said that if the critical juncture we really cannot resist, but can also work as the hostage with that girl, that Yuan Chengzhi is not the justice and humanity for first, if looks that an innocent female dies because of her, definitely the prestige damages greatly......” 韦小宝心想:一路上若只是一个大男人陪着自己,那路途得多枯燥乏味,下意识拒绝道:“我们不是为了掩人耳目么,金蛇营那些人应该不知道使团里还有一个女子,我们带上那娘们,反而更能隐藏身份,再说了,要是危急关头我们实在抵挡不住,还可以拿那丫头来当人质嘛,那个袁承志不是仁义为先么,要是看着一个无辜女子因她而死,肯定威望大损……” Song Qingshu looked at his one eyes accidentally/surprisingly, before thinks that Wei Xiaobao is a flattery disciple, who would have guessed that this time met even more him is not simple, the rapidness of thought revolution, was much more than average man. 宋青书意外地看了他一眼,以前以为韦小宝就是一个溜须拍马之徒,哪知道这次相见却越发了他的不简单,思维运转之快,远远大于常人。 „The meaning office that good, presses Brother Wei, leading her to start off.” Song Qingshu thinks he said also rational, now Wei Xiaobao hoards as a rare commodity to oneself, oneself cannot make him have the least bit accident. “好吧,就按韦兄弟的意思办,带她上路。”宋青书一想他说的也有理,如今韦小宝对自己来说就是奇货可居,自己可不能让他有半点闪失。 Returned to the room, Song Qingshu just to untie the Shui Sheng acupuncture point, who would have thought the opposite party corners of the mouth revealed cunningly smile, slender element extended quickly from the back, suddenly the time, selected Song Qingshu chest several big holes. 回到房间,宋青书刚想解开水笙的穴道,哪知对方嘴角露出狡黠一笑,纤纤素手倏地从背后伸出来,眨眼功夫,点了宋青书胸口数道大穴。 „How does your acupuncture point untie?” Takes place suddenly, Song Qingshu was pondering that other matter, where completely without discovering Shui Sheng pretends to sit. “你穴道怎么解开的？”事出突然,宋青书正在思考另外的事情,完全没发现水笙只是假装坐在哪里而已。 „Snort!” Shui Sheng wrinkled the fine jade nose, jumps down from the bed all of a sudden, reorganized a women's clothing, happily said, „that several lackey finger-pressing times are really disappointing, in addition this young lady martial arts excels, very natural broke the acupuncture point.” “哼！”水笙皱了皱琼鼻,一下子从床上跳了下来,整理了一下衣裙,得意说道,“那几个狗腿子点穴功夫实在是差劲,再加上本小姐武功高强,很自然就冲开了穴道啊。” Song Qingshu smells there is something wrong, smiles embarrasedly: „This water young lady, since you have been out of danger, please depart, if were discovered a while may be unable to get away.” 宋青书见势不妙,讪讪一笑:“这个水小姐,既然你已经脱险了,就请自行离去吧,要是等会儿被人发现了可就走不了了。” „Why does this young lady want to walk?” Shui Sheng was careless to be implicated, studied the Song Qingshu appearance one cup of green tea to relieve thirst a moment ago but actually, just an entrance, remembered this cup to be drunk by Song Qingshu suddenly a moment ago, „bah bah bah......” spat hastily. “本小姐为什么要走？”水笙大大咧咧在一旁坐了下来,也学刚才宋青书的样子倒了一杯清茶来解渴,甫一入口,突然想起这杯子刚才被宋青书喝过,连忙“呸呸呸……”吐了出来。 „Why doesn't walk?” Then was one's turn Song Qingshu unable to think through, in the heart a thought rose: Is it possible that after this girl was kidnapped, had the Goodall syndrome? “为什么不走？”这下轮到宋青书想不通了,心中一个念头升了起来:莫非这个丫头被绑架后得了斯哥德尔摩综合症？ Shui Sheng will certainly not say that untied the acupuncture point to plan to escape a moment ago, but just walked two steps to discover that everywhere is officers, at her the time of three-legged cat, where can run away? Has to return to the room to try to find the solution again, but also without finding out anything hears not far away guard to send regards that Song Qingshu sound, got a sudden inspiration, takes a seat on the bed, pretends that is still unable to move. 水笙当然不会说刚才一解开穴道就打算逃出去,不过刚走两步就发现到处都是官兵,以她那三脚猫的功夫,哪里逃得出去？只好回到房间再想办法,还没想出什么就听到不远处侍卫问候宋青书的声音,灵机一动,就坐回了床上,假装仍然无法动弹。 Sees the Song Qingshu facial expression strangely is staring at itself, Shui Sheng thinks before him , the hateful appearance, the air/Qi does not hit one, stretches out the small feet to kick while to scold: „I called your dead obscenely very bullied me a moment ago, asking you to bully me......” 见宋青书神情古怪的盯着自己,水笙又想到他之前可恶的模样,气就不打一处来,伸出小脚一边踢一边骂道:“我叫你这个死淫贼刚才欺负我,叫你欺负我……” „Water young lady, your obscene very shouted me, if passed on the known the circumstances of the matter person heard, I did have nothing actually, how pour the time others to regard the miss you?” The Song Qingshu faint smile said. “水小姐,你一口一个淫贼地喊我,要是传出去被不知情的人听到了,我倒是没什么,倒时候人家怎么看待姑娘你？”宋青书似笑非笑地说道。 „Your dead turtle, the rotten turtle, mixes greatly | The egg, the smelly puppy...... is you harms.” Shui Sheng stares, thinks reasonable, is the air/Qi does not hit one, the hands and feet and with also greeted toward Song Qingshu on. “你个死乌龟,烂乌龟,大混|蛋,臭小狗……都是你害的。”水笙一愣,一想有道理,更是气不打一处来,手脚并用又往宋青书身上招呼。 Although was quarrelled by an as pretty as a flower little miss powder fist, enjoys is more than pain, but Song Qingshu actually does not think that the whole body leaves behind the foot wear impression of opposite party, how such tomorrow will see the person? Really has to lose the expert style, a Song Qingshu thought revolution, coughs intentionally: „Beautiful woman, do not blame me not to remind you, will move like my big expert the shape trades the hole, perhaps you hit my acupuncture point to untie again.” 虽然被一个如花似玉的小姑娘粉拳相向,享受更多于痛苦,但是宋青书却不想浑身留下对方的鞋印,那样明天自己怎么见人啊？实在有失高手风范,宋青书念头一转,故意咳嗽一声:“美女,别怪我没提醒你啊,像我这种大高手可是会移形换穴的哦,你再打下去说不定我的穴道就解开了。” Shui Sheng was really given to fool by him, stops the hand hastily, in heart one startled: „If he really broke through the acupuncture point to be bad.” More wants more not to feel relieved, selected on his leg several acupuncture points, then sets out to want in the room to look for a string to tie up him. 水笙果然被他给唬住了,连忙停下手来,心中一惊:“要是他真的冲破穴道就糟了。”越想越不放心,又点了他腿上几个穴道,然后起身想在屋中找根绳子将他绑起来。 Who would have guessed that transferred one not to find the thing that can tie up, sat returns to the bed, is penting up anger secretly, suddenly look one bright, turns around to start to solve the waistband. 哪知道转了一圈也没找到可以绑的东西,坐回到床上,正在暗自生闷气,突然眼神一亮,转过身去开始解自己腰带。 „Is it possible that does beautiful woman you want to wreak havoc to me?” Song Qingshu sets the appearance that fears, „elegant mie butterfly, others first time?” “美女你莫非想对我施暴？”宋青书做出一副怕怕的样子,“雅蠛蝶,人家还是第一次呢？” „Bah!” Although Shui Sheng listens not to understand him to shout anything, but knew in the heart that definitely is not the word of praise, stared his one eyes wickedly, „you randomly call me your sock taking off stopper to your mouth in again.” “呸！”水笙虽然听不太懂他在喊什么,但心知肯定不是什么好话,恶狠狠地瞪了他一眼,“你再乱叫我就把你的袜子脱下来塞到你口中。” „Below sock acid and smell, is really not the good taste, if the beautiful woman you are willing your sock taking off stopper to my mouth, guaranteed below, did not call absolutely.” A Song Qingshu eye thief is staring at the Shui Sheng small boots. “在下的袜子又酸又臭,实在不是什么好滋味,要是美女你肯将自己的袜子脱下来塞到我口中,在下保证,绝对不叫。”宋青书一双眼睛贼兮兮地盯着水笙的小蛮靴。 „Nausea, does not have | Shame!” The Shui Sheng air/Qi results in the whole body to tremble, hastily with solving the waistband ties up his both hands behind, finally died to cling to for dear life two in the bedhead. “恶心,无|耻！”水笙气得浑身发抖,连忙用解下来的腰带将他双手绑到背后,最后又在床头死死缠了两圈。 „Un, quite fragrant ~” Shui Sheng ties up his time, sends the silk to stroke the Song Qingshu face unavoidably, a Song Qingshu face has been infatuated hears say/way. “嗯,好香~”水笙捆绑他的时候,发丝难免拂过宋青书的脸庞,宋青书一脸陶醉地闻道。 Sees Song Qingshu to tie hands, in addition, was selected the acupuncture point by oneself, Shui Sheng felt relieved finally, then looked at his one eyes bitterly: „You talked nonsense again, I really forced in your sock!” 见宋青书已经被五花大绑起来,再加上之前又被自己点了穴道,水笙终于放下心来,回头恨恨看了他一眼:“你再胡言乱语,我真的将你袜子塞进去！” Originally a Shui Sheng thousand gold (daughter) young lady, must take off the shoes of man, but must take that smelly sock with the hand, she cannot achieve absolutely ; If which own sock shuts up his mouth, well ~ is thinking disgustingly, therefore such long Shui Sheng is also only the lies threat. 原来水笙一个千金大小姐,要去脱男人的鞋子,还要用手去拿那臭袜子,她是万万做不到的;如果哪自己的袜子去堵他嘴,咦~想着就恶心,所以这么久了水笙也只是虚言恐吓。 „Good, did not say that does not say!” Song Qingshu shut tightly the mouth hastily, a I very obedient appearance. “好,不说了,不说了！”宋青书连忙把嘴紧闭了起来,一副我很听话的样子。 Dust that Shui Sheng claps finally satisfied, today the nerve tightens for day, now relaxed got down to be stranded intent to upwell immediately, turns head to confirm Song Qingshu tied up firmly on the bedside rack, the plan first rest a while conserved strength, waits for before dawn, when guarding the sleepiness was thickest found the way to escape again. 水笙终于满意地拍拍手上的灰尘,今天神经绷紧了一天,现在放松了下来顿时一阵困意上涌,回过头来确认了宋青书被牢牢绑在床边架子上,就打算先休息一会儿养精蓄锐,等拂晓时分,守卫睡意最浓之际再想办法逃出去。 Song Qingshu saw her to take off the boots, reorganized the quilt on the bed, the complexion cannot help but strange: „Beautiful woman, dark and windy, on careful mistakenly bed, this is my room......” 宋青书见她脱掉了靴子,在床上整理起被子来,不由得面色古怪:“美女,月黑风高,小心上错了床,这可是我的房间……”
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