FSM :: Volume #1

#49 Part 1: gold/metal book the first thick thigh

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On white yellow two steeds is riding young men and women, the young girl is handsome, the young girl is beautiful, a youngster yellow jersey, slender tall and straight, the young girl slightly is black and pretty, the white garment are floating. 一白一黄两匹骏马上骑着一对年轻男女,少女英俊,少女标致,少年一身黄衫,修长挺拔,少女微黑而俏丽,白衫飘飘。 „Good pair of jade person!” The Song Qingshu to praise sighed secretly, but thinks that two people progress the appearance that rides roughshod in the street, in the heart some are unhappy, discovered that two people facial expression somewhat dignifiedly, looks curiously following two people vision. “好一对璧人！”宋青书暗自赞叹道,不过想到两人策马在街头横行无忌的样子,心中有些不喜,发现两人神情有些凝重,好奇地顺着两人眼光看去。 Originally the person of collision is also a youngster, but has a big braid, wears the Manchu-Qing Dynasty official's costume, looks appearance that he is accompanied by a retinue, perhaps the high official in Manchu-Qing Dynasty aspect. 原来两人所撞之人也是一个少年,不过留着一条大辫子,身穿满清官服,看着他前呼后拥的样子,恐怕还是满清方面的一个大官。 „Spicy block mother, takes to me!” Although the youngster a moment ago had not been hit truly, but also was frightened heavily, turns head to renovate the chief criminal well. “辣块妈妈,给我拿下！”少年刚才虽然并没有被真正撞到,但也被吓得不轻,回过头来就想好好整治罪魁祸首。 „Holds on a minute!” What the youngster then see to sit in immediately is a vital beautiful young girl, in the heart one happy: Was clamped one time by this woman both legs, really died happily. “且慢！”少年回头来看见坐在马上的是一个充满活力的美少女,心中一喜:被这娘们一双腿夹一次,真是死了也高兴啊。 Decides, the youngster changes the rumor suddenly, reached behind the back to hit about hat: „Was not I says you, if a moment ago really had the assassin to assassinate, this Sir on a both legs tread, alas didn't see the yama he? Said that must be lucky this daughter gentle reminder, making your idiots enhance vigilance.” 打定主意,少年突然一改口风,回手啪啪啪打了左右的帽子一把:“不是我说你们,刚才要是真有刺客行刺,本大人不就双腿一蹬,呜呼哀哉去见阎王他老人家了？说起来还得多亏这位小娘子善意提醒,让你们这些蠢材提高了警惕。” „Lord Wei teaches is......” the youngster surrounding guard of grovels, admits mistakes hastily. “韦爵爷教训得是……”少年周围的侍卫点头哈腰,连忙认错。 „Wei Xiaobao?” The Song Qingshu complexion looked at his one eyes strangely, young, lives in the Manchu-Qing Dynasty important post, who isn't Wei Xiaobao or? In the heart deliberately considered that he perhaps is the Manchu-Qing Dynasty forming an alliance envoy who the inn alcoholic raised a moment ago. “韦小宝？”宋青书面色古怪地看了他一眼,年纪轻轻,身居满清要职,不是韦小宝还是谁？心中寻思他恐怕就是刚才客栈酒客提起的满清结盟使者。 Wei Xiaobao taught the subordinate, the turning head saliva of the face was saying with a smile to the white clothing young girl: „Daughter, to thank your life-saving efforts, this big human desire please two to a front restaurant to chat.” 韦小宝教训了手下,回过头来涎着脸向白衣少女笑道:“小娘子,为了感谢你的救命之恩,本大人欲请二位到前面酒楼一叙。” The white clothing female facial expression is splendid, was the vertical horse dashed to him a moment ago obviously...... sees the opposite party to be sincere in words, she had almost an misconception, oneself really rescued his life probably. 白衣女子神情精彩,刚才明明是自己纵马冲撞到他……见对方言辞恳切,她差点有种错觉,自己好像真的救了他一命。 Another nearby man sees during the Wei Xiaobao speeches the eye to stare at the cousin straight revolutions straight, in the heart the anger is rubbing to upwell. 另一旁的男子见韦小宝说话间眼睛直溜溜盯着自己表妹直转,心中怒气蹭蹭蹭地上涌。 He saw the opposite party to be accompanied by a retinue a moment ago, the status was probably big, but also the matter of worry today is unable to be friendly, but saw him not to investigate the meaning, instead had oneself cousin idea, immediately coldly to decline: „Does not need.” 刚才他见对方前呼后拥,身份好像不小,还担心今日之事无法善了,不过见他没追究意思,反而打起了自己表妹主意,顿时冷冷回绝道:“不必了。” Although on the Wei Xiaobao face also has the happy expression, in the heart has actually started to shout 'fuck your mom': The father most hates long compared with my Yushu near the man of what wind, this pretty boy spoke and that daughter flirts with the eyes, perhaps has ganged up to commit fornication, said that can not probably resort to some extremities...... 韦小宝脸上虽然还带着笑意,心中却已经开始骂娘了:老子平生最恨长的比我玉树临什么风的男人了,这小白脸说话间和那个小娘子眉来眼去,恐怕早已勾搭成奸,说不得要动用些非常手段了…… Hears the words of companion, the white clothing female is also reprimands tenderly: „Our Twin Sword Heroes usually most hates your lascivious amorist, let alone the dog officer of Mongolian. Is worried to destroy Song Dynasty and your treaty of alliance, we enforce justice on behalf of Heaven today.” 听到同伴的话,白衣女子也是娇斥道:“我们铃剑双侠平日最恨你这种贪花好色之徒,更何况还是鞑子的狗官。要不是担心破坏大宋和你们的盟约,我们今天就替天行道了。” „Shui Sheng and Wang Xiaofeng?” Listens to her to identify one's role when first coming on stage, Song Qingshu remembered two people status, it seems like because of the influence of Jingzhou and his party, they have not met Blood Saber Elder. “水笙和汪啸风？”听她自报家门,宋青书想起了两人身份,看来因为自己荆州一行的影响,他们还没有遇到血刀老祖。 „Is indeed lascivious below is not false, but this flower where? Zhang Kangnian, what attractive black flower did you see to pass away to have?” Wei Xiaobao such remarks, Zhang Kangnian and the others have the tacit understanding of roar with laughter early: „humble/despise Zhike has not seen any attractive flower is the black.” “在下的确好色不假,不过这花又在哪儿？张康年,你们见过世上有什么好看的黑色花儿么？”韦小宝此言一出,张康年等人早有默契地哄堂大笑:“卑职可没见过什么漂亮的花儿是黑色的。” Listens to the Wei Xiaobao words the speaking Shui Sheng skin chromatic polarization to be black, nearby Song Qingshu shows a faint smile, Shui Sheng is a little black is not false, but the skin is actually even exquisite, will not make people think ugly, such skin color instead added a healthy vigor to her, can be called is a handsome beautiful young girl. 听韦小宝话中暗讽水笙肤色偏黑,一旁的宋青书微微一笑,水笙是有点黑不假,不过皮肤却是均匀细腻,丝毫不会让人觉得难看,这样的肤色反而给她平添了一丝健康的活力,称得上是一个容貌秀丽的美少女。 Twin Sword Heroes is young and impetuous, where received this insult, Shui Sheng is a vice- young lady the temperament, wields the horsewhip directly to the Wei Xiaobao draw off. 铃剑双侠年轻气盛,哪受到了这种侮辱,水笙更是一副大小姐脾气,直接挥动马鞭向韦小宝抽去。 „Bold! The broad daylight dared to assassinate the Qing envoy.” Wei Xiaobao such said a moment ago intentionally, wants to enrage two people, making them begin in advance, hand/subordinate when Zhang Kangnian wait/etc. followed Wei Xiaobao to be many, where can not understand that his intention, drew out the blade to encircle Twin Sword Heroes. “大胆！光天化日竟敢行刺大清使节。”韦小宝刚才故意那样说,就是想激怒两人,让他们先行动手,手下张康年等跟着韦小宝多时,哪会不明白他的心意,纷纷拔出刀将铃剑双侠围了起来。 Wang Xiaofeng saw the matter of today to be hard to be friendly, drew out the treasured sword to go forward to shield Shui Sheng hastily. 汪啸风一见今日之事难以善了,连忙拔出宝剑上前掩护水笙。 Two groups of people hit one quite a while, Song Qingshu had a yawn in the one side bored, now his martial arts has advanced into world top player, this small scale where can arouse his interest. 两伙人噼里啪啦地打了一半天,宋青书在一旁无聊地打了一个哈欠,如今他武功已跻身天下顶尖高手行列,这种小打小闹哪里能引起他的兴趣。 Kangxi sent Wei Xiaobao to come to go abroad on a diplomatic mission Song Dynasty, discussed the forming an alliance incident, worried that his safety, therefore elected the large numbers of martial arts excel governing former guards to protect Wei Xiaobao in the palace. 康熙派韦小宝前来出使大宋,商讨结盟一事,又担心他的安危,于是在宫中选了大批武功高强的御前侍卫保护韦小宝。 Twin Sword Heroes usually in punishes some local ruffian martial arts naturally to have more than enough to spare, at this moment facing one group of cruel Imperial Palace governing former guards, suddenly feels beset with problems. 铃剑双侠平日里惩罚一些地痞流氓武功自然绰绰有余,此刻面对一群如狼似虎的大内御前侍卫,顿觉捉襟见肘。 In a while, two people by the guard uniform/subdue, pushed over in front of Wei Xiaobao: „Now the assassin has been seized at the scene, how to handle, asking Lord Wei to instruct.” 没过多久,两人就被侍卫制服,按倒在韦小宝面前:“如今刺客已经被当场捉住,如何处置,请韦爵爷指示。” Wei Xiaobao transferred several regarding two people, smiles dreadfully: „Broad daylight, ringing the universe assassinates the two countries envoys, the back definitely has what plot open intrigue, must instigate! Un, is this, for does not make two people conspire to get the story straight, I decide to separate to try two people, this male, Zhang Kangnian, you send people to tie up this place Song Empire governor of prefecture government office/mansion him, ordered them to interrogate strictly ; As for this female, is tried by my Great Qing Empire personally, actually has a look is what human desire to destroy the diplomatic relation of two countries.” 韦小宝围绕着两人转了几圈,猥琐一笑:“光天化日,朗朗乾坤行刺两国使节,背后肯定有什么阴谋阳谋的,必有主使！嗯,就是这样,为了不让两人串供,我决定将两人分开审理,这个男的呢,张康年,你派人将他绑到此地宋国的知府衙门,责令他们严加审问;至于这个女的呢,就由我大清国亲自审理,看看究竟是何人欲破坏两国的邦交。” „Sir really ingenious plan, is really as deep as a well......” Zhang Kangnian to lead the guards is a horse buttocks. “大人果然妙计,果然高深莫测……”张康年领衔众侍卫又是一顿马屁。 The Wang Xiaofeng eye cī to crack, so long as is not a fool, which had not been clear anything that the opposite party takes advantage, cousin, if carried off by him, which also has purely in! 汪啸风目呲欲裂,只要不是傻子,哪还不清楚对方打的什么算盘,表妹如果被他带走,哪还有清白在！ Song Qingshu looks at with great interest, never expected that this Wei Xiaobao does not have compared with the original works in the one side | Shame, directly, very symbol appetite. 宋青书在一旁看得津津有味,没想到这个韦小宝比原著中更无|耻,更直接,很符自己胃口啊。 The previous generation online has a classical issue, if must in Guo Jing and Wei Xiaobao, optional is the friend, how you will elect? 前世网上有一个经典的问题,如果要在郭靖和韦小宝之中,任选一个作朋友,你会怎么选？ How others elect not to know, Song Qingshu is very explicit, oneself affirm to choose Wei Xiaobao, does not have him, because only Wei Xiaobao is an intelligent person. 别人怎么选不知道,宋青书却很明确,自己肯定选择韦小宝,无他,只因为韦小宝是一个聪明的人。 Is his enemy inevitably to be very pitiful, what Liu Yizhou, by NTR one's beloved, but also brings ruin and shame upon oneself ; Zheng Keshuang, was in love with own woman to be given by him harmoniously, then became the father happily, finally degenerated into the captive...... 做他的敌人必然凄惨无比,什么刘一舟,被NTR了心上人,还身败名裂;郑克爽,爱恋自己的女人被他给和谐了,然后喜当爹,最后沦为阶下囚…… However is his friend is the advantage is many, here no longer 11 enumerate...... 不过做他的朋友却是好处多多,此处不再一一列举…… Does Guo Jing have the friend? Perhaps except for an old child, has no true friend, Wei Xiaobao is different, when he needs to help, raises the arm shouts, pack of scoundrels one after another takes place of the fallen to assist warm-heartedly, wicked entire Zheng Keshuang can be inferred from „Killing Turtle Conference”. 郭靖有朋友么？除了一个老顽童,恐怕没有什么真正的朋友,韦小宝却不同,当他需要帮助的时候,振臂一呼,一波一波的狐朋狗友前仆后继来热心相助,就从“杀龟大会”恶整郑克爽就可见一斑。 It looks like in Song Qingshu, Wei Xiaobao is in 14 capital books the thickest thigh, must enclasp. 在宋青书看来,韦小宝可是十四本金书里面最粗的大腿啊,一定得抱紧了。 The act table manners that this terrorizes men and take their women were also very ugly, Song Qingshu is frowning, could not lag behind the facial skin to go to become friends with eventually at this moment, how in is worried with he exploited one's connections, sees only several bald monks, brandishes the sickle that the cold light is sparkling to charge into Wei Xiaobao from the hidden place, the great happiness: Really is the day helps me! 只是这欺男霸女的行径吃相也忒难看了点,宋青书皱着眉头,终究还是拉不下脸皮此刻前去结交,正在苦恼怎么跟他拉关系时,只见几名光头和尚,挥舞着寒光闪闪的弯刀从暗处冲向了韦小宝,大喜道:真是天助我也！
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