FSM :: Volume #23

#2205: The excrement hit

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Before Song Qingshu, how indeed has a headache about the leakproof trace to cope with him, but knows now his condition, the nature was easier. 宋青书之前的确头疼如何不漏痕迹地对付他,但现在知道了他的状况,自然容易了很多。 His anything does not need to do, only needed to avoid being good, the time stood oneself. 他什么都不需要做,只需要躲避就行了,时间是站在自己这边的。 The alone this solitary one cry acts is completely kills to incur, before also hugged the cat to stress the mentality of mouse, but he may be unable to consume now, why does not know, this thinks that actually suddenly becomes without the opponent of strength of resistance like the loach, although each time is thrown into confusion, but can always the danger danger avoid his attack. 独孤鸣出手尽是杀招,之前还抱着猫抓老鼠的心态,但现在他可耗不起,可不知道为什么,本以为毫无反抗之力的对手却忽然变得像泥鳅一样,每次虽然手忙脚乱,但总能险之又险避开他的攻击。 The alone this solitary one cry has not thought, only considers the belly not to cause not to dare to make an effort comfortably, therefore the speed was slow. 独孤鸣也没有多想,只当是自己肚子不舒服导致不敢用力所以速度慢了。 Attacked continuously twice, flew back without any results, the alone this solitary one cry stood in same place actually does not dare to move, the person who the ringside was sharp-eyed could notice that his cheek is twitching, obviously is suppressing the feeling in within the body. 连续进攻了两次,都无功而返,独孤鸣站在原地却不敢动了,场边眼尖的人看得到他的面皮在直抽动,显然正强忍着体内的感觉。 Feels overwhelming in belly, the alone this solitary one cry knows oneself were about unable to bear, but if the present runs to go to the latrine, cheap at present this brat? 感觉到肚子里的翻江倒海,独孤鸣知道自己快忍不住了,可如果现在跑去茅厕,岂不是便宜了眼前这臭小子？ Tries one move again, finally tries one move! 再试一招,最后再试一招！ Although has the trend of faintly not being able to hold, but the alone this solitary one cry is unwilling gives up like this, decides to try one move finally, first overthrew the opposite party said again. 尽管已经有了隐隐憋不住的趋势,但独孤鸣不甘心就这样放弃,决定最后再试一招,先将对方打倒再说。 These to strive for absolutely safe, his direct long sword in the hand, used the giving up study holy spirit swordsmanship of no Twin cities, blocked the opposite party all dodging directions, by martial arts of opposite party, will definitely die under oneself this move. 这一下为求万无一失,他直接长剑在手,施展出了无双城的绝学圣灵剑法,封死对方所有闪躲的方向,以对方的武功,必然会死在自己这一招之下。 „Precious jade, admits defeat quickly!” Xue Baochai under stage was anxious immediately, she had seen alone this solitary one cry sword implication murderous intention, really possibly kills the opposite party. “宝玉,快认输啊！”台下的薛宝钗顿时急了,她已经看出了独孤鸣这一剑暗含杀机,真的可能杀死对方。 Nearby yellow jersey female sighs secretly, a teacup dark buckle in the hand, planned that sees the potential to not intending to rescue, cannot really make him die on the stage. 一旁的黄衫女暗暗叹了一口气,将一个茶杯暗扣在手中,打算见势不对出手相救,总不能真让他死在台上。 Who knows on stage „Jia Baoyu” seemed scared generally, stands in same place dumbfounded, cannot move to the slightest completely. 谁知道台上的“贾宝玉”仿佛被吓傻了一般,站在原地目瞪口呆,完全移不开分毫。 Looks that an alone this solitary one cry complexion sword punctured fiercely, in all person hearts raises a thought: Can the first competition the deceased person? 看着独孤鸣面色狰狞地一剑刺了过去,所有人心中都升起一个念头:难道第一场比赛就会死人么？ However besides a small number of both sides relatives and friends, most people are a watching the fun mentality, looking forward to the stage is bloodier well. 不过除了少数双方身边的亲朋好友之外,大多数人就是一副看热闹的心态,巴不得台上越血腥越好。 „Killed him!” “杀了他！” „Killed him!” “杀了他！” „Kills......?” “杀……呃？” Sees only on the stage the mutation to live steep, the alone this solitary one cry rushes over in a threatening manner, but rushes to half, the plank of ground does not know that decayed or anything, in him, as soon as under treading breaks instantaneously, the ground emerged out of thin air to entrap the alone this solitary one cry directly to fall to go fall flat on one's face. 只见台上异变陡生,独孤鸣气势汹汹地冲了过去,可是冲到一半,地上的木板不知道是朽了还是什么,在他一踏之下瞬间断裂,地上凭空出现一个坑害得独孤鸣直接摔了个狗吃屎。 The arena is Xixia (Western Xia) builds newly, naturally not possible with rotten wood, this is just Song Qingshu fended, specially with the inner strength broke the sole plank, for critical moment pit his. 擂台是西夏新搭的,自然不可能用朽木,这是刚刚宋青书闪避的时候,特意用内力震碎了脚底木板,就是为了关键时刻坑他一把。 „Your bastard, I must kill you!” The alone this solitary one cry can actually ignore the image now, crawls to cut the person. “你个混蛋,我要杀了你！”独孤鸣现在却顾不得形象,爬起来就要砍人。 However just stood he to be shocked, felt that a heat flow spews out, he cannot believe lowers the head, seeing pants leg there to flow out yellow liquid, but also along with intermittent odor. 不过刚站起来他就愣住了,感觉到一股热流喷涌而出,他不可置信地低着头,看见自己裤管那里流出一股黄色液体,还伴随着阵阵恶臭。 The audience are also peaceful, everyone is the martial arts master, what was naturally sharp-eyed to see to have? 全场也安静下来,大家都是武林高手,自然眼尖看得出发生了什么？ The „Ah!” alone this solitary one cry called out pitifully, this time which his also worried about to chase down Song Qingshu, lifted sleeves ignorant/veiled under the latrine toward the stage to run desperately on the face. “啊！”独孤鸣惨叫一声,这时的他哪还顾得上去追杀宋青书,抬起衣袖蒙在脸上拼命地往台下茅厕跑去。 „First, Jia Baoyu wins!” Nearby official look is strange, has not thought that the first martial arts contest became the farce unexpectedly. “第一场,贾宝玉！”一旁的官员神色古怪,没想到第一场比武竟然成了闹剧。 „~” “切~” In the school ground the hiss rises from all directions immediately, obviously everyone does not satisfy this competition, but can witness the son of upper-class family's incontinence on the stage, is very interesting. 校场之中顿时嘘声四起,显然大家并不满意这次比试,不过能亲眼目睹一个贵公子在台上失禁,还是挺有意思的。 Song Qingshu then arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest to the four directions, a face happily said to the surroundings person: „My this move chops the spatial palm to be fierce, separated a moment ago spatially strikes, makes the excrement a master class directly, therefore after pray, don't to I.” 宋青书这才对四方拱了拱手,一脸得意地对周围人说道:“我这招劈空掌厉害吧,刚才隔空一击,直接把一个一流高手打出屎来,所以各位祈祷之后千万别对上我。” Under the stage just anxious Xue Baochai was actually a face shamefacedly sat the position at this time, for fear that some people know oneself knew him: „This person was really not concerned about face certain boundary.” 台下刚刚紧张的薛宝钗此时却是一脸羞愧地坐回了位置,生怕有人知道自己认识他:“这人真是不要脸到了一定的境界。” The nearby yellow jersey heroic woman teacup returned the seat, similarly is the look is also strange: „His luck is very at least good.” 边上的黄衫女将茶杯放回了座位,同样也是神色古怪:“至少他运气很好。” However others are not so polite, because many people he first disburse money to buy over the opponent already quite not shame his being promoted, has wanted to look that the true expert teaches him, has not thought that this expert in the sewers capsizes unexpectedly. 不过其他人就没这么客气了,不少人因为他第一场出钱收买对手就已经相当不耻他的晋级,早就想看真正的高手教训他,没想到这次高手竟然阴沟里翻了船。 Depending on your the time of three-legged cat, can hold to make the excrement the opponent? This mother really do not compel the face! 凭你那三脚猫的功夫,能一掌把对手打出屎来？这尼玛真是不要逼脸啊！ The audience start to curse angrily immediately, even in many 's threw toward the stage on hand things, on the stage that Ascendant Hall official originally the bastard who looks forward to these people battered to death this is not concerned about face at present, what a pity the responsibility is, he must not does not act for various things that the opposite party blocked to throw. 全场顿时开始怒骂起来,甚至不少人将手里的东西往台上扔了过去,台上那个一品堂的官员本来巴不得这些人砸死眼前这不要脸的混蛋,可惜职责所在,他去不得不出手替对方拦下了扔来的各种东西。 „Young master also please fast leave office, we must start next immediately.” Suppresses is punching his impulsion, that Ascendant Hall official squeezed out a smile. “公子还请速速下台,我们马上要开始下一场了。”强忍着揍他的冲动,那一品堂的官员挤出了一副笑脸。 „How you smile compare to cry also ugly/difficult to look at.” Song Qingshu complained one, then supported the chest to leave office, as if a proud big cockerel, annotates lifelike the appearance that playboys let success go to the head. “你笑得怎么比哭还难看。”宋青书吐槽了一句,便挺着胸膛下台了,仿佛一只骄傲的大公鸡,将一个纨绔子弟得意忘形的样子诠释得惟妙惟肖。 Falling is to naturally hate the tooth is itchy in not knowing the circumstances of the matter person eyes, the insider noticed that finished smiles, Wanyan Zhongjie cannot bear say with a smile: „Brother Song also is really interesting.” 落在不知情人眼里自然是恨得牙痒痒,知情人看到了却不禁莞尔,完颜重节忍不住笑道:“宋哥哥还真是有意思。” Nearby Ouyang Feng could not bear happily: „This boy performing skill is really good, discovered more and more he has talent that works as the unprincipled person.” 一旁的欧阳锋也忍不住乐了:“这小子演技还真好,越来越发现他有当坏人的天赋了。” Wanyan Zhongjie could not bear stare his one eyes: „Do not talk nonsense, our family/home Brother Song is in the world best person.” 完颜重节忍不住瞪了他一眼:“别胡说,我们家宋哥哥是天底下最好的人。” If other person spoke to the solemn western poison like this, Ouyang Feng has lost one's temper the murder, but looked at the young girl who focused on Former Ming Dynasty pupil good look around, Ouyang Feng actually could not live an anger: „Is is, he best, does not know that boy was used to what magic potion to you.” 若是别的人对堂堂的西毒这样说话,欧阳锋早已动怒杀人,不过看着眼前明眸善睐的少女,欧阳锋却生不起一丝火气:“是是是,他最好,也不知道那小子给你惯了什么迷魂汤。” Song Qingshu returns to the mission position area at this time, somewhat happily said to Xue Baochai: „Valuable elder sister, never expected that I can also be promoted.” 宋青书此时回到使团位置区,有些得意地对薛宝钗说道:“宝姐姐,没想到我还能晋级吧。” „You walked the dog...... dog shit transporting.” Xue Baochai complexion slightly red, obviously thought of a moment ago the situation on stage. “你这是走了狗……狗屎运。”薛宝钗脸色微红,显然想到了刚才台上的情形。 Song Qingshu hehe said with a smile: „Indeed depended on the excrement to be in luck.” 宋青书嘿嘿笑道:“的确是靠了屎才走了运。” Xue Baochai and yellow jersey female simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform knitting the brows head , a face shuts out to hide one side, obviously by his nausea. 薛宝钗和黄衫女齐齐皱了皱眉头,一脸嫌弃地躲到一边,显然被他恶心到了。 In the field only had Xue Pancou: „Brothers can, not know that a while I do have such good luck.” 场中唯有薛蟠凑了过来:“兄弟可以啊,不知道等会儿我有没有这么好运。” Song Qingshu said with a smile: „By Xue brother's martial arts, naturally does not have the issue.” After a convention flattered, he somewhat saw nearby Brother Lu strangely, must know that usually they will not let off ridicule oneself opportunity like this, how today was. 宋青书笑道:“以薛兄的武功,自然是没有问题的。”一番惯例吹捧之后,他有些奇怪地看了看一旁的吕氏兄弟,要知道平时他俩绝不会放过这样奚落自己的机会,今天是怎么了。 A two people face is heavy, seemed pondering any important issue is the same. 两人一脸沉重,仿佛在思考着什么重要的问题一样。 This little while time's second competition had started, is confronted a expert from Eight Trigrams (gossip) gate by Jin Empire Wanyan Zhongjie. 这会儿功夫第二场比试已经开始了,由金国的完颜重节对阵一个来自八卦门的高手。 Wanyan Zhongjie fan that mounts the stage the latter face to shut out the air before leaf of nose: „This place is so smelly, don't you trade?” 完颜重节上台后一脸嫌弃的扇了扇鼻子前的空气:“这地儿这么臭,你们也不换一下么？” The Ascendant Hall referee was about to cry, this arena a short time how to trade, has to meet rudeness with a smile saying: „We had just cleaned.” 一品堂的裁判快哭了,这擂台一时半会儿的怎么换,只好赔笑脸道:“我们刚刚已经打扫过了。” „Always felt that has a taste.” Wanyan Zhongjie is covering the nose, while said to own opponent, „starts a bit faster, fired off left here.” “总感觉有股味。”完颜重节一边捂着鼻子,一边对自己的对手说道,“快点开始吧,打完了就离开这里。” The humanities of that Eight Trigrams (gossip) gate come to see her to be handsome, in heart also many favorable impressions, but sees him so to disregard itself, immediately got angry: „Pretty boy, makes you taste us to gossip the fierce of blade and Eight Trigrams (gossip) palm!” 那八卦门的人本来看她唇红齿白的,心中还有不少好感,但见他如此无视自己,顿时怒了:“小白脸,就让你尝尝我们八卦刀与八卦掌的厉害！”
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