FSM :: Volume #13

#1202: Cow and Chinese flowering quince


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Heard the reply of Song Qingshu, the Zhou Zhiruo complexion one red, stared his one eyes ill-humoredly, she has not been the little miss of being ignorant of affair, in together was so long with him, how also unable to listen to the opposite party to occupy them to be cheap intentionally. ( 8 ) 听到宋青书的回答,周芷若脸色一红,没好气地瞪了他一眼,她早已不是不谙世事的小姑娘,都和他在一起这么久了,又岂会听不出对方是故意占她们便宜。(八) Is Zhao Min is on the contrary good not to think that replied: Listens to Qingshu, eats the chicken.” Although she is intelligent, may after all be the young girl who a Yunying has not married, moreover she position is also honored, no subordinate ate the bear heart leopard to dare before her to speak this slang, therefore has not responded different meanings suddenly. 反倒是赵敏好无所觉地答道:“就听青书的,吃鸡吧。”她虽然聪明,可毕竟是个云英未嫁的少女,而且她又地位尊贵,没哪个下属吃了熊心豹子胆敢在她面前说这种俚语,所以一时间没有反应过来其中的歧义。 Nearby Lan Fenghuang suppresses the happy expression: Whose princess wants to eat...... that what?” Although Lan Fenghuang is also lord of the teaching, but Five Poisons Cult originally good and bad people mixed up, these marketplace proverbs she but is clear. 一旁的蓝凤凰强忍笑意:“郡主想吃谁的……那啥啊?”蓝凤凰虽然也是一教之主,但五毒教本就鱼龙混杂,这些市井俗语她可是一清二楚。 Zhao Min does not have to realize oneself got down the wrap/sets, the subconsciousness replied: Song Qingshu treats, naturally is eats his.” 赵敏丝毫没意识到自己被下了套,下意识答道:“宋青书请客,当然是吃他的咯。” Song Qingshu is drinking tea, almost by the one breath not choking, Lan Fenghuang smiled strangely: Princess wants to eat, Young Master Song definitely is looks forward, feared that Miss Zhou does not want.” 宋青书正在喝茶,差点没有被一口气给呛到,蓝凤凰笑得更诡异了:“郡主想吃,宋公子肯定是巴不得的,就怕周姑娘不愿意。” Has not eaten her, she has anything not to want.” Zhao Min curls the lip, tender snort/hum. “又没吃她的,她有什么不愿意的。”赵敏撇了撇嘴,娇哼一声。 Zhou Zhiruo hears the complexion to be black, quickly stopped Lan Fenghuang to continue, was angry saying: Elder Sister Lan, you are so how bad ~ 周芷若听得脸色黑,急忙制止蓝凤凰继续说下去,嗔道:“蓝姐姐,你怎么这么坏~” Lan Fenghuang replied grinningly: I am the demon outlets in your prestigious family honest eyes, such bad conforms to my status.” 蓝凤凰笑嘻嘻地答道:“我本来就是你们这些名门正派眼中的邪魔外道么,这么坏才符合我的身份啊。” Zhao Min is not stupid, she felt about people's response somewhat strangely, thinks at this time carefully, finally tastes, is bashful and anxious: Your these Han people, are really one by one deceitful sinister!” 赵敏并不笨,她本来就对众人的反应觉得有些奇怪,这时候仔细一想,终于回味过来,不由又羞又急:“你们这些汉人,真是一个比一个狡诈阴险!” Lan Fenghuang cannot bear again, finally chuckled: Princess, I am not Han people, others are the Miao female.” 蓝凤凰再也忍不住,终于咯咯笑了出来:“郡主,我可不是汉人,人家是苗家女子。” Zhao Min is blushing: Equally is in any case bad.” 赵敏红着脸:“反正都一样坏。” Happen to at this time a vegetable/dish, Song Qingshu seized the chance to hit to block the way: Do not chat, first eats meal.” 正好这时候点的菜上来了,宋青书趁机打断道:“都别聊天了,先吃饭吧。” Is saying while picked a big chicken leg, has not returned in the bowl with enough time, Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min actually put in front of the bowl him as if by prior agreement. 一边说着一边夹起了一根大鸡腿,还没来得及放回自己碗里,周芷若赵敏却不约而同将碗放到了他面前。 Song Qingshu clamps the chicken leg to hesitate in the midair, to Zhou Zhiruo is not, to Zhao Min is not, suddenly greatly incomparable, thought that these two women are really the natural enemies, anything wants to fight. 宋青书夹着鸡腿迟疑在半空中,给周芷若不是,给赵敏也不是,一时间头大无比,心想这两个女人真是天生的冤家,什么东西都要争一下。 Zhou Zhiruo cold snort/hum: Husband clamps the vegetable/dish to be perfectly justified to the wife, does not know that princess this is must do?” 周芷若冷哼一声:“丈夫给妻子夹菜天经地义,不知道郡主这是要干什么?” Who knows that Zhao Min does not have the color of being in the wrong, the eyebrow to raise the sweet and delicate voice saying: Comes is the guest, where has master first to eat does not give the guest? It seems like your excellency this wife works as not competent.” 谁知道赵敏丝毫没有理亏之色,眉毛一扬娇声说道:“正所谓远来是客,哪有主人自己先吃不给客人的?看来阁下这妻子当得一点也不称职的啊。” Saw with own eyes that the atmosphere plays out again, the look in air interweaves as if to collide the spark, in the Song Qingshu heart sighs woefully, this happiness of having two wives have not started to enjoy, so the paddies, they will have really bumped in the future in the same place, family's backyard not opening? 眼见气氛再次剑拔弩张,空气中的眼神交织似乎能碰撞出火花,宋青书心中哀叹一声,这齐人之福还没开始享呢,就已经这般田地了,将来她们真碰在一起,还不把家里的后院给拆了? The look split vision happen to sweeps to opposite Lan Fenghuang, her face looked at the good play taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, Song Qingshu takes advantage of opportunity to clamp in her bowl the chicken leg: Cult Master Lan manipulates the poison daily, definitely consumes the spirit greatly, eats a chicken leg to make up.” He does not even dare to run to look for the antidote for Lan Fenghuang to himself from afar the matter, after all Zhao Min also goes to the trouble of traveling a long distance to run to come to Lin'an to nose oneself to fall, causes two female conflicts very much easily once again. 眼神余光正好扫到对面的蓝凤凰,她正一脸幸灾乐祸地看好戏,宋青书顺势就将鸡腿夹到了她碗里:“蓝教主天天摆弄毒物,肯定大耗精神,来吃个鸡腿补补。”他甚至不敢替蓝凤凰千里迢迢跑来给自己找解药的事情,毕竟赵敏也是不远千里跑来临安查探自己下落,很容易再次引起两女争端。 I first thanked the young master.” Lan Fenghuang has not refused, to take advantage of opportunity for him solves the contour. “那我就先谢谢公子了。”蓝凤凰倒也没有拒绝,顺势替他解围道。 Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min saw that to have lifting to put on the in the air bowl, although to Song Qingshu not chicken leg to oneself somewhat uncomfortable, but at least to that enemy, two females cannot accept but actually reluctantly. 周芷若赵敏见状只好将举在空中的碗放了下来,尽管对宋青书没有将鸡腿给自己有些不爽,但至少没有给那个对头,两女倒也能勉强接受。 Had the lesson, Song Qingshu does not dare to clamp the vegetable/dish again, he had been big and hungry painstakingly, actually can only look that table good dried vegetables to stare. 有了刚才的教训,宋青书可不敢再去夹菜了,苦了他早已饥肠辘辘,却只能看着一桌子好菜干瞪眼。 When is worrying, Zhou Zhiruo clamped a chopsticks vegetable/dish to his bowl, moves Song Qingshu to wish one could to hug her to kiss one, thought that my Zhiruo is with good intention. 正愁之际,周芷若夹了一筷子菜到他碗中,感动得宋青书恨不得抱着她亲一口,心想还是我的芷若善解人意。 Vegetable/Dish has anything to be delicious, the man must eat the meat, coming Qingshu......” Zhao Min also to refuse to admit being inferior, in another chicken leg the plate clamped to him. “菜有什么好吃的,男人就应当吃肉,来青书……”赵敏也不甘示弱,将盘中另一块鸡腿夹给了他。 The Zhou Zhiruo eyebrow jumped jumping, suppressed the anger abundantly one bowl of lotus seed thick soup to hand in front of Song Qingshu: Hungry was so long, suddenly eats the too greasy thing to be unhealthy, Qingshu, first drinks up the geng warm stomach.” 周芷若眉毛跳了跳,强忍着怒意盛了一碗莲子羹递到宋青书面前:“饿了这么久,突然吃太油腻的东西对身体不好,青书,先喝完羮暖暖胃。” „, That is your Han people are stodgy, our Mongolia person eats the meat to drink, where without seeing body is not good, the four directions hit each country hands tied to profess allegiance vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered.” Zhao Min is saying while poured out one glass of liquor for Song Qingshu, Elder Brother Qingshu, drinks a warmer body.” “切,那是你们汉人迂腐而已,我们蒙古人顿顿吃肉喝酒,没见身体哪里不好了,纵横四方打得各个国家束手称臣。”赵敏一边说着一边替宋青书斟了一杯酒,“青书哥哥,喝酒才更暖身子。” ...... …… Two females frequent each other, in a while, in the Song Qingshu bowl piles looks like the hill to be the same, the happy expression that notices opposite Lan Fenghuang to tease, Song Qingshu thought the evil that oneself make, must finish eating with tears. 两女你来我往,没过多久,宋青书的碗里就堆得像小山一般,注意到对面的蓝凤凰戏谑的笑意,宋青书心想自己造的孽,含泪也要吃完。 Surnamed Zhao, you are oppose with me intentionally!” Zhou Zhiruo cannot bear again, pounds on the table to set out suddenly. “姓赵的,你是成心和我作对是吧!”周芷若再也忍不住,一拍桌子霍然起身。 Zhao Min replied unhurriedly: Zhou Zhiruo, the speech must speak the conscience, I just cared that Elder Brother Qingshu body, how was you to oppose in your eyes? In your heart thinks that his malnutrition is weak?......” 赵敏却不慌不忙地答道:“周芷若,说话可得讲良心,我只不过关心青书哥哥的身体而已,怎么在你眼中就是和你作对了呢?难道你心中想他营养不良体弱多病?啧啧啧……” He is my husband, having a need for you caring!” The Zhou Zhiruo anger said. “他是我丈夫,用得着你来关心么!”周芷若怒道。 Zhao Min said with a smile tenderly: He is also my friend, how among the friends cared about mutually?” 赵敏娇笑道:“他也是我朋友啊,朋友间互相关心一下又怎么了?” You!” Zhou Zhiruo air/Qi puts out a hand to grasp Heavenly Sword. “你!”周芷若气得伸手就去抓倚天剑 Good, doesn't make sense, the people in shop look.” Song Qingshu has to come out to mediate. “好了好了,像什么话,店里的人都看着呢。”宋青书不得不出来打圆场了。 Two females turn head, presently the people in entire shop visit them dumbfoundedly, on two people face a heat, has resentful however to sit. 两女回过头去,现整个店里的人都目瞪口呆地看着她们,两人不由脸上一热,只好悻悻然坐了下来。 Finally can eat meal!” The Song Qingshu long stretch/leisurely one breath, quickly wolfs down, after a while, the front piled most probably looks like hill common food to be eliminated by him. “终于能吃饭了!”宋青书长舒一口气,急忙狼吞虎咽起来,一会儿过后,面前堆得像小山一般的食物被他消灭了大半。 Cannot waste.” Zhou Zhiruo looked at one, snort/hum. “不许浪费。”周芷若看了一眼,哼了一声。 The Song Qingshu forced smile said: I have eaten to the full.” 宋青书苦笑道:“我已经吃饱了。” Zhou Zhiruo said lightly: Other did not eat even, clamped me to your finished eating.” 周芷若淡淡说道:“其他的不吃就算了,把我夹给你的那些吃完。” Why!” Another side Zhao Min is not dry immediately, „didn't Elder Brother Qingshu, others piece of good intention you appreciate kindness rendered?” “凭什么!”另一边的赵敏立即不干了,“青书哥哥,人家一片好意难道你不领情?” Okay good, do not quarrel, I eat am not good!” Song Qingshu quickly breaks two people, starts the remaining food with tears bit by bit toward the mouth hard stopper. “好好好,都别吵,我吃还不行么!”宋青书急忙打断二人,含泪开始将剩下的食物一点一点往嘴里硬塞。 Eating to be eating Song Qingshu to detect suddenly is not right, looked toward the table under, presently two female feet do not know when has fought intensely in one. 吃着吃着宋青书忽然察觉到不对劲,往桌下一看,现两女的脚不知什么时候已经激烈地斗在了一起。 Zhou Zhiruo now martial arts, although is higher than Zhao Min, but sits like this, is away from the table unable to see clearly the opposite party style, can only rely on the instinct, therefore two female your legs my foot, kicks actually frequents each other to share half and half. 周芷若如今武功虽然高于赵敏,但这样坐着,隔着桌子又看不清对方招式,只能凭借本能,因此两女你一腿我一脚,踢得倒是你来我往平分秋色。 Song Qingshu is just about to advise, does not know that whose vigor with was big, kicked under the table, kicked the whole piece table to be split up, he and Lan Fenghuang hid quickly, had been drenched one by the meal of full table is, nearby these diners are not lucky, even Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min two people because also the leg pestered is having no way to avoid together, whole body drenched looks like the drenched chicken to be the same. 宋青书正要劝阻的时候,也不知道谁劲用大了,一脚踢到了桌子下方,踢得整张桌子四分五裂,要不是他和蓝凤凰躲得快,早已被满桌的饭菜淋得一身都是,附近那些食客就没那么幸运了,连周芷若赵敏两人也因为腿纠缠在一起没法躲避,全身上下都淋得像落汤鸡一般。 Grass, makes a mistake, in must quarrel to go home to quarrel!” “草,有没有搞错,要吵架回家里去吵!” „Doesn't your grown man, the wives even handle?” “你一个大男人,连老婆都搞不定?” Originally also thought that these two young married women are attractive, who knows that temperament such violent, marrying to go home is also greatly troublesome.” “本来还觉得这两婆娘漂亮,谁知道脾气这么暴,娶回家也是大麻烦。” ...... …… The surrounding bawls, facing the angers of these average people, Song Qingshu but are actually not that using strength to bully the weak person, one's own side is in the wrong let alone in first, has to apologize to the people, everyone's food and wine was invited by him, just now subsided the popular anger. 周围各种叫骂声,面对这些普通人的愤怒,宋青书倒也不是那种恃强凌弱的人,更何况己方理亏在先,只好对众人赔礼道歉,所有人的酒菜由他请,方才平息了众怒。 Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min this little while time did not have the interest in quarrel again, two female student. Loves cleanly, now so many remnant thick soup cold roast/broil, have not made them insane, quickly told that the shop owner prepares the hot water, in the room to the building bathes to change clothes. 周芷若赵敏这会儿功夫也没兴致再争吵了,两女生性.爱洁,如今身上这么多残羹冷炙,差点没让她们疯了,急忙吩咐店家准备热水,到楼上房间沐浴更衣。 What a pity the inn in this mountains and plains small town, the room of disposition bath barrel, only then, can only a person first wash, other person waits second round to wash again. 可惜这山野小镇上的客栈,配置浴桶的房间只有一个,只能一个人先洗,另外的人等着第二轮再洗。 Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo love the clean person, no one wants on the clothes to moisten so many cooking liquors there, for issue that who first washes, two people also argued one there quite a while, no one is willing to yield mutually, finally under the coordination of Lan Fenghuang, they have to decide to wash together. 赵敏周芷若都是爱洁之人,谁也不愿意衣服上沾着这么多汤汁等在那里,为了谁先洗的问题,两人又在那里争论一半天,谁也不肯相让,最后在蓝凤凰的协调下,两人只好决定一起洗。 Zhou Zhiruo thinks bathes with Zhao Min, in the heart is quite irritable, finally invited Lan Fenghuang to accompany them to wash simply to reduce and solve together awkwardly, Lan Fenghuang rushed about for day, thought that whole body some were uncomfortable, but Zhao Min Zhou Zhiruo won a moment ago is just fierce, she was not good to participate, originally is thinking a while washed again, now obtains Zhou Zhiruo to invite, was delighted, nature compliance. 周芷若一想到和赵敏一起沐浴,心中就极为别扭,最后索性邀请蓝凤凰陪她们一起洗来化解尴尬,蓝凤凰奔波一天,也觉得浑身有些不舒服,只不过刚才赵敏周芷若争得正厉害,她也不好参与,本来想着等会儿再洗,如今得到周芷若邀请,不禁喜出望外,自然应允。 Looks that three females jumped for joy to run in the room, in the Song Qingshu mind appeared some romantic pictures, immediately thought the tip of the nose was somewhat hot, quickly swung the head to scatter these pictures, if flowed nosebleed that to be possible smelly to be big. 看着三女雀跃地跑进了房间,宋青书脑海中不禁浮现出一些香艳的画面,顿时觉得鼻头有些热,急忙摇了摇脑袋驱散那些画面,若是流鼻血那可就糗大了。 Qingshu......” door suddenly opens, Zhou Zhiruo pokes head to beckon to him. 青书……”房门突然打开,周芷若探出头来对他招了招手。 In Song Qingshu heart one happy, they decided that invited me to bathe together in the past? Thought how this feels all right...... 宋青书心中一喜,难道她们决定邀请我一起过去沐浴?心想这怎么好意思呢…… You defend in out of the door, cannot others close to our room.” The Zhou Zhiruo following words quick pulled back the reality from yy Song Qingshu, the original several women bathe together, is worried about in this declining small town the security problem of inn, if some people peeped that to owe in a big way. The Song Qingshu martial arts excels, is the person who they are intimate with the trust, protects outside by him, was relieved. “你守在门外,不许其他人靠近我们房间。”周芷若接下来的话很快将宋青书从yy中拉回了现实,原来几个女人一起沐浴,担心这破落小镇上客栈的安全问题,若是有人偷窥那可就亏大了。宋青书武功高强,又是她们亲近信任的人,由他在外面守护,再安心不过了。 Good, you can count on that.” Song Qingshu cannot help laughing, ridiculed oneself indulge in fantasy, does not develop the Japanese piece, plot how possibly toward that direction show/unfolds. “好,你们放心吧。”宋青书哑然失笑,不由嘲笑自己异想天开,又不是演日本片,剧情怎么可能会朝那个方向展。 Zhou Zhiruo returns to after the room, look at each other in blank dismay with Zhao Min, thought that in room atmosphere awkward to the extreme, who is embarrassed first takes off the clothes. Is Lan Fenghuang is on the contrary more natural: Your motionless that I advanced.” Smiled will take off the women's clothing to step in the balneation barrel from now on. 周芷若回屋过后,和赵敏面面相觑,觉得房中气氛尴尬到了极点,谁也不好意思先脱衣服。反倒是蓝凤凰更大方:“你们不动那我先进去了。”嫣然一笑过后就脱掉了衣裙迈入浴桶之中。 Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min are hard to endure flavor eventually, took off the clothes to enter in the bath barrel in abundance. 周芷若赵敏终究难以忍受身上的味道,也纷纷脱了衣服进入浴桶之中。 Lan Fenghuang looks at present brightly one: „, Your white jade Guanyin (Goddess of Mercy) seems to be ordinary, an resembles orchid general elegantly simple delicately beautiful, really saw the elder sister to feel inferior.” 蓝凤凰看得眼前一亮:“啧啧啧,你们一个仿佛一尊白玉观音一般玲珑剔透,一个像兰花一般淡雅纤美,看得姐姐真是自卑死了。” Zhao Min the character was usually open, after initial awkwardness, adapts quickly, hears word stretched out the finger to poke the chest of Lan Fenghuang, the mouth opened can the stopper next egg: So to be how exaggerating...... I to feel inferior.” 赵敏素来性格开朗大方,经过最初的尴尬过后,很快适应过来,闻言不禁伸出手指戳了戳蓝凤凰的胸脯,嘴巴张得可以塞下一颗鸡蛋:“怎么这么夸张……我才要自卑死了。” Lan Fenghuang hee hee said with a smile: „The scale of also princess is also big.” 蓝凤凰嘻嘻笑道:“郡主的也规模也不小啊。” Hears them to flatter mutually, a nearby Zhou Zhiruo face heavy line, in the heart regrets constantly, a these two cow, a Chinese flowering quince, oneself and they bathe together really bring upon oneself the crime to receive. 8 听到她们互相吹捧,一旁的周芷若一脸黑线,心中后悔不迭,这两人一个奶牛,一个木瓜,自己和她们一起沐浴真是自找罪受。八
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