After getting out, some people enter in the middle of the hotel lobby, the front surface throws is one beyond description fresh fragrant( is actually air fresh medicinal preparation that hotel uses), the underground marble is bright, even makes two people have the feeling that one type does not dare to step on. 下车以后,一干人进入酒店大堂当中,迎面扑来的就是一股难以形容的清新芬芳(其实是酒店用的空气清新剂),地下的大理石则是光可鉴人,甚至让两人都有一种不敢踩上去的感觉。 Is six dimples like the flower, the gate that bows together welcomed the visual impact of young lady, in the cosmetics, the orthopedic procedure, the career suit that after before highlighting the stature appeared, is raised, curls upwards, under training the function of etiquette movement, the Adam's apples of two big monsters twitched especially simultaneously up and down, in the middle of the pair of eyes ray scalding hot. 紧接着就是六名笑靥如花,一起鞠躬的门迎小姐的视觉冲击了,在化妆品,整形手术,凸显身材显得前凸后翘的职业套装,特地培训的礼仪动作的作用下,两只大妖怪的喉结同时上下抽动了一下,双眼当中的光芒已经灼热了起来。 The men like the beautiful woman, the monster is also same! Regarding this has the objection, can think why Bajie does want to marry Gao Cuilian rather than to do how many sows in the cave mansion? 男人喜欢美女,妖怪也是同样的啊！对此有异议的,可以想一想为什么八戒要娶高翠莲而不是搞几头母猪在洞府里面？ The goat understood actually very much their moods, after pulling one, said in a low voice: 倒是山羊很理解他们的心情,扯了一把之后低声道: „Two brothers felt relieved, first eats meal, I will arrange later! The guarantee was much better compared with these.” “两位老哥放心,先吃饭,我待会儿会安排的！保证比这几个好多了。” Usually displayed to be refined the aloof from worldly affairs land to stand very much unable to endure patiently finally, this obscene deer looks at the goat to smile immediately: 素来表现得都很斯文清高的陆立终于忍耐不住,这头淫鹿立即看着山羊微笑了起来: „That settled, I took four! Really not good three also!” “那就这么说定了哦,我要四个！实在不行三个也可以！” Fang Linyan listened also to exclaim in the heart, in the middle of hearsay stag, when the oestrus period was flamboyant, in a short time at least more than ten doe copulations, therefore had „obscene deer” since old times hearsay, the land set up this fellow seems like is also the natural disposition sends greatly. 方林岩听了在心中也是惊叹不已,传闻当中雄鹿在发情期的时候非常牛逼,会在短时间内与至少十几头母鹿交配,所以自古就有“淫鹿”的传闻,陆立这家伙看起来也是本性大发。 After passing through the gate, Ou Sihan stares at that above is hanging to hang to sparkle imaginary color ray giant crystal chandelier for enough more than ten seconds, this cannot bear shake the head to acclaim is following forwards, is following the elevator. 进门以后,欧思汉又盯着上方吊垂下来的那闪耀着幻彩光芒的巨型水晶吊灯足足十几秒,这才忍不住摇着头赞叹着跟随向前,然后才跟随着进了电梯。 The surrounding server underwent very strict training, regarding this turns a blind eye, but in the belly was definitely ridiculing the country bumpkin has not experienced. 周围的服务生都经过了十分严格的培训,对此视若无睹,但肚皮里面肯定是在嘲笑乡巴佬没见识的了。 Quick, some people arrived at the buffet in attic, Fang Linyan definitely the position that subscribes through the church, that inevitably was the VIP top theater box, the genuine leather sofa, private bathroom that was the standard configuration.. 很快的,一干人就到了顶楼的自助餐厅,方林岩肯定是通过教会这边订的位置,那必然是VIP顶级包厢了,真皮沙发,私人卫生间那是标配。。 At present teaches the influence of Greece, only feared that is they who Greek mayor can achieve can achieve, Greek mayor cannot achieve, they same can handle with ease! 就目前教会在希腊的势力来说,只怕是希腊市长能做到的他们就能做到,希腊市长做不到的,他们一样能够轻松搞定！ After entering the theater box, even Fang Linyan is one dull. 一进包厢之后,连方林岩都是一呆。 At least can sit in the big theater boxes of 20 people, only put four decoration magnificent chairs, front circular giant glass floor table at least has ten squares, the central region of table makes multi-colored flowering shrubs. 至少可以坐二十个人的大包厢里面,只放了四张装潢华丽的椅子,面前的圆形巨型玻璃台面餐桌至少都有十来个平方,餐桌的中央区域更是弄出来了一个五彩缤纷的花丛。 At this time, nearby attendant pressed the switch, after huge landing window curtains, the gorgeous lights of city completely in the under foot, just liked the fond illusion, the sea of distant place was non-stop turbulently, mammoth. So the scenery, making Fang Linyan admire greatly. 这时候,旁边的侍应生按动开关,巨幅落地窗帘之后,城市的绚丽灯火全部都在脚下,恍若迷梦,远处的大海则是汹涌不停,波澜壮阔。如此景色,让方林岩都为之激赏。 Men, good this feeling of ruling the world. 男人嘛,就好这口君临天下的感觉。 Can let the view that Fang Linyan this local resident is somewhat moved, that definitely to two big monsters had in the soul touched, Ou Sihan partly has opened mouth, the say/way that muttered: 能让方林岩这本土居民都有所触动的景致,那肯定对两头大妖怪来说就产生灵魂上的触动了,欧思汉已经半张开嘴,喃喃的道: „Paternal grandmother, Western Paradise heaven of heavens also this?” “奶奶的,西天极乐世界也就这样了吧？” land stand is refined, but is repeatedly stressing four characters: 陆立则是斯文一些,只是在反复强调着四个字: „Space palace error, space palace error ........” “天上宫阙,天上宫阙........” At this time the goat looked at the surroundings, directly to nearby service unfamiliar road: 这时候山羊看了看周围,直接对旁边的服务生道: „You go out, we do not have the subpoena do not come.” “你们出去,我们没有传唤不要进来。” In this big theater box enough 12 exclusive servers, naturally they definitely by guest's request first, therefore bows slightly, then drew back completely. 这个大包厢里面足足有十二名专属服务生,当然他们肯定是以客人的要求优先,于是就都微微鞠躬,然后全部退了出去。 land stand and Ou Sihan look at the magnificent night scene of out of the window greedily, even breathed turned very quiet, in two people subconsciouses, even felt oneself were in the dream or is in the middle of the illusion, can therefore see so mammoth, was imposing, magnificent unparalleled beautiful scene ..... 陆立和欧思汉两人贪婪的看着窗外的华丽夜景,甚至连呼吸都屏住了,两人的潜意识里面,甚至觉得自己是在梦里或者是幻境当中,所以才能看到如此波澜壮阔,气势雄浑,华丽无双的美景..... Therefore, the sound that they breathe deliberately puts extremely lightly, for fear that sent out the big point voice awakening this illusion, this life this life could not return to here again. 所以,他们连呼吸的声音都刻意放得极轻,唯恐发出大一点的声音就将这场幻梦给惊醒了,今生今世都再也回不到这里。 Crossed for dozen minutes, Ou Sihan spits to exhale saying: 足足过了十几分钟,欧思汉才吐出了一口气道: „God country is really .... Really is......” “神国真的是....真的是......” He needs to come to describe oneself feelings with a word at this time accurate, helpless oneself book read few, even a lying trough could not suppress. 他这时候非常需要用一个词来精准形容自己的心情,无奈自己书读得太少,甚至连一声卧槽都憋不出来。 land stand also sighed a sound said: 陆立也是叹息了一声道: „Can see so the scenery, really died with no regrets.” “能见到如此景色,真是死而无憾了啊。” This little while goat somewhat was hungry, then pulled two people to go to the great hall with Fang Linyan directly with the vegetable/dish, after five minutes, two monsters are carrying two piling up with plateaus, came back wooden. 这会儿就连山羊都有些饿了,便和方林岩扯着两人直接去了大堂拿菜了,等到五分钟之后,两妖端着两个堆满的大盘子,木然的回来了。 „even/including chicken the approach has 78 types!!” “连鸡的做法都有七八种！！” Most likes eating chicken Ou thought as if Xianglinsao such say/way of muttering. 最喜欢吃鸡的欧思汉仿佛祥林嫂那样喃喃的道。 land stand is also dumbfounded: 陆立也是目瞪口呆: „My this whole life has not seen so many fruits!” “我这辈子都没见过这么多的水果！” In their mind most luxurious eating meal place, nothing but is that in the middle of dish that four wooden ceilings that are called too white pavilion, the waiter reported that there is a chicken to have the fish to have the pig elbow, that is the top main dish. 他们印象当中的最豪华的吃饭地方,无非就是那座叫做太白阁的四层木楼,小二哥报出来的菜品当中,有鸡有鱼有猪肘子,那就已经是顶级的大菜了。 Ou Sihan is very clear, even if the big landlord who the family/home thousand leans the land, must eat the meat the usual situation is also 1 st 15 can break a meatless fast, because only then at this time major market day has the meat to sell. 欧思汉是很清楚的,哪怕是家有千倾土地的大地主,要吃肉的话通常情况也是初一十五才能开荤,因为只有这个时间段大集上才有肉卖。 Usually must entertain the words of guest, is farm food, an extra additional tofu was the vegetable/dish of entertaining a guest, therefore the countryside place persuasive speaker polite talk was: 平时要招待客人的话,就是农家菜,额外加个豆腐就是待客的菜了,所以乡下地方说客套话都是: Eats? Has not eaten my there to catch up with the tofu food. 吃没？没吃去我那里赶个豆腐饭。 Naturally, big landlord have the chicken to have the pig, can kill the meat to eat. But under that environment, various types of accessory equipment not developed, although the multi- output are also low, wants the large-scale feeding domestic animal, absolutely does not have the unnecessary grain. 当然,大地主自家也是有鸡有猪,可以自个杀肉来吃。但那种环境下,各种配套设备不发达地虽然多产量也低,想要大规模的喂养牲畜,根本就没有多余的粮食。 Even if really some people want the enlarging large-scale stockraising, a brutal reality minute/share of minute teaches him to cultivate the behavior. In the rural area has spread a few words, the family property great wealth belt/bring wool does not calculate. 就算是真的有人想要弄大规模养殖,残酷的现实分分钟教他做人。农村里面早就流传了一句话,家财万贯带毛的不算。 In the modern society breeding farm a chicken pest hog cholera biography, wants the damaging severely vitality, let alone was west the roaming world? The large-scale cultivation that the consumption high price makes, the plague in three days makes the domestic animal die together. 现代社会养殖场里面鸡瘟猪瘟一传,都要大伤元气,何况是西游世界了？耗费大价钱弄出来的大规模养殖,瘟疫一起三天内让牲畜死光光。 As for the Taoist skill, the magical powers ....... also never have the obtaining enlightenment person of high skill to develop the related veterinarian product, the refine the pill of immortality without enough time! Also makes me study to serve domestic animal that line? Believes a person of high skill minute/share of minute to get angry? 至于道术啊,神通啊.......也从未有得道高人开发相关的兽医产品,炼丹都来不及呢！还让我去研究侍候畜生那一行？信不信高人分分钟翻脸？ In this case, two monsters arrive at the buffet the great hall to take meal the area, looks at these fine incomparable dinner plates, is sending out the ray lamps and lanterns everywhere, various types of color fragrance good food were placed in the surroundings, whatever you use, nose inside hears is various types of unusual fragrant taste ....... says, even if in fond dream, without such scene. 在这种情况下,两妖来到自助餐的大堂取餐区,看着那些精美无比的餐盘,无处不在散发着光线的灯具,各种色香味俱佳的菜肴被摆放在周围,任由你取用,鼻子里面闻的更是各种奇特的芬芳滋味.......讲真,哪怕是在美梦当中,也没有这样的景象啊。 Then naturally is the time of eating to the heart's content, in Ou Sihan the tray piled up with the cold chicken, the roasted chicken, dug up the chicken, the shiitake mushroom stews chicken, burns the roasted chicken skin, in the palm the treasure, the sauced chicken feet, Orleans roasts the wing...... seems like with the chicken resentment. 接下来当然就是大快朵颐的时刻,欧思汉的盘子里面堆满了凉拌鸡,烤鸡,扒鸡,香菇炖鸡,烧烤鸡皮,掌中宝,卤鸡爪,奥尔良烤翅......看起来就和鸡怼上了。 The land sets up this boy is appears acts with constraint a lot, maintains the attitude of superficial stopping from the beginning, until seeing the litchi chinensis of nearby stack, immediately two shone. 陆立这厮则是显得矜持得多,一开始都还维持着浅尝即止的态度,直到看到了旁边堆放的荔枝,立即就两眼放光。 Litchi chinensis gadget cherishes the thing at that time, „rides the bustling place imperial concubines to smile, no one knew is the litchi chinensis comes” this poem to write very much clearly, only if in the source area, you must eat the fresh litchi chinensis otherwise, that was the status of emperor imperial concubine may not. 荔枝这玩意儿在那时候可是稀罕物件,“一骑红尘妃子笑,无人知是荔枝来”这首诗就写得很明白了,除非是在原产地,否则的话你要吃到新鲜的荔枝,那得是皇帝妃子的身份不可。 And this also transports Chang'an, land stand and Ou Sihan and the others / monster usually mixes in western region car(riage) late country arid desert place, therefore even if the illustrious big monster, this whole life has also only eaten such 2-3 times, and also can only eat one with others minute/share. 并且这还只是运送到长安,陆立和欧思汉等人/妖平时都是在西域车迟国这种干旱沙漠地方混的,因此哪怕是赫赫有名的大妖怪,这辈子也就只吃过那么2-3次而已,并且还只能是与别人分吃一个。 land stand has a dream has not thought, can eat the litchi chinensis to eat unexpectedly full in some place, if this topic chatted with other monsters, others contemptuously will certainly look that came, the meaning of that look expression only had one: 陆立做梦都没想到,在某个地方居然可以吃荔枝吃到饱,这种话题要是和其余的妖怪聊起来的话,别人一定会轻蔑的看一眼过来,那眼神表达的意思就只有一个: „You are thinking that the fart eats!” “你在想屁吃！” In this case, the land stood ran continuously three, eats relaxing of enough four plateau litchi chinenses had not given full expression, Fang Linyan saw that he disliked to peel shell to trouble, immediately asked a server to help to peel shell. 在这种情况下,陆立连续跑了三趟,吃了足足四大盘子荔枝才意犹未尽的松了一口气,方林岩见到他嫌剥壳麻烦,立即就叫了个服务生过来帮忙剥壳。 After detecting this point, Ou Sihan was self-taught immediately, asking two servers to come, a help gave the chicken feet boning, another for his to peel shrimp. 发觉了这一点之后,欧思汉立即无师自通,叫了两个服务生过来,一个帮忙给鸡爪去骨,另外一个则是为他剥虾。 Is wait/etc, why the shrimp? Because Ou Sihan eats the chicken to eat many, felt that somewhat was disgusting...... land Ligan to go in the time of four bulk lots litchi chinenses, this fellow ate ten to come the chicken of tray. 等等,为什么是虾呢？因为欧思汉吃鸡吃得太多,感觉都有些恶心了......陆立干进去四大盘荔枝的时间,这家伙足足吃了十来盘子的鸡。 Initial time, Ou Sihan also feared that eats too makes „Brother thanks” go to the expense, but behind heard that this restaurant calculates money unexpectedly per capita, no matter eats many one price. 最初的时候,欧思汉还怕吃太多让“谢兄弟”太破费,但后面听说这家酒楼居然是按人头算钱,不管吃多少都一个价。 Ou Sihan is shocked again!( Since came for the N th time here is shocked), the boss of this god looked like the brain not big miraculous glow, ate eats few price? What? The liquor that drinks continually is also this! Can that pants owe? 欧思汉再次惊呆！(自从来了这边已经是第N次震惊了),这神界的老板看来脑子不大灵光啊,吃多吃少一个价？什么？连喝的酒也是这样！那岂不是裤子都要亏掉？ Moreover, simultaneously shocks also has land stand: 不仅如此,同时震惊的还有陆立: „What, here is not orders food? Originally calculates money per capita, is not good is not good, so many strange delicious, just the litchi chinensis eats many, I must change the taste to be good.” “什么,这里不是点菜的吗？原来按人头算钱,不行了不行了,还有那么多奇奇怪怪的好吃的,刚好荔枝吃得太多,我必须得换换口味才行。” With two big monsters to buffet gradually familiar, can feel periphery is one crowd of delicate meat chickens( god also many waste), therefore the mentality also started to transform rapidly, therefore started to eat to one's limit greatly. 随着两只大妖怪对自助餐厅的渐渐熟悉,同时也能感觉到周围的都是一群弱不禁风的肉鸡(神界当中也很多废物啊),因此心态也开始迅速的转变了过来,于是开始放量大吃。 After nearby attendant had a smile to carry several types of drinks to invite the distinguished guest tries, car(riage) late country hebe and car(riage) late country ella immediately at present one bright, opened a front door of new world. 等到旁边的侍应生含笑着端来了几种饮品请贵宾试一试之后,车迟国hebe和车迟国ella立即眼前一亮,打开了一个新世界的大门。 When Ou Sihan tried a nearby chocolate fountain, after ice cream hot pot, has the feeling of feeling sorry not to have met sooner, this knows in the world unexpectedly also so delicious. 等到欧思汉尝试了一下旁边的巧克力喷泉,还有冰淇淋火锅之后,更是有着相见恨晚的感觉,这才知道世界上居然还有如此美味。 The buffet actually also noticed among the distinguished guests to come two competitive eating( and country bumpkin), therefore reported to above, although here boss was not a follower, actually telephoned to his feedthrough the energy of person very much clearly fearfully. 自助餐这边其实也注意到了贵宾间来了两个大胃王(and乡巴佬),于是就对上面做了汇报,这里的老板虽然不是信徒,却很清楚打电话给他定位子的人的能量有多可怕。 Therefore immediately issued the strict order, told inside server to meet four distinguished guest all reasonable requests, naturally, unreasonable certainly was also satisfied! 于是立即发出了严令,告诉里面的服务生一定要满足四位贵宾一切合理的要求,当然,不合理的也一定要满足！ Therefore, this best upscale buffet has done business that night 2 : 00 am, did business extra for four hours is closes officially. 所以,这家数一数二的高档自助餐厅当天晚上一直营业到了凌晨 2 点,足足超额营业了四个小时才算是正式关门。 But at this time, Ou Sihan and land set up two fellows to eat to the heart's content, was drunk to collapse on nearby reception room chair whistling to rest directly greatly, a tiger deer snoring sound like thunder. 而这时候,欧思汉和陆立两个家伙已经酒足饭饱,直接醉得瘫倒在旁边的会客室椅子上呼呼大睡了起来,一虎一鹿鼾声如雷。 Was good because of both fellows is the big monsters, the magical skill was profound, not after drinking is dead drunk appears the original form to come...... then like in Journey to the West wrote: The yellow robe blamed such to catch a maidservant to gnaw to live directly. 好在两个家伙都是大妖怪了,道行精深,不会在喝得酩酊大醉之后现出原形来......然后像西游记里面所写的那样:黄袍怪那样直接抓了个侍女来啃生的。 After all Fang Linyan thought that their two people can hold in have not spat were very good, should not have the stomach stuttering fresh flesh. 毕竟方林岩觉得它们两人能憋住没吐都很不错了,应该不会还有胃口吃生的人肉。 The program that very obviously, the goat arranges in the evening malingered, will be good will not walk because of two monsters immediately, it is expected that at least needs two weeks to make them be corroded with by the sugar-coated bullet of capitalism well. 很显然,山羊晚上安排的节目泡汤了,好在二妖也不会立即就走,预期至少要用个两周的时间来让他们好好被资本主义的糖衣炮弹腐蚀一下。 At this time let car(riage) late country hebe and car(riage) late country ella again moves the place to go to hotel some is not realistic, Fang Linyan calls Eve Lenah directly, after ten minutes, arranged in this building to them the presidential suite in five-star hotel. 这时候再让车迟国hebe和车迟国ella挪地方去酒店有些不现实了,方林岩就直接给伊夫琳娜打了电话,十分钟以后就给他们安排好了这栋大厦内五星级酒店的总统套房。 Eve Lenah's thoughts are also very exquisite, heard after the guest got drunk, then also adjusted four while convenient to „supernatural ability very familiar” temple female manages, naturally is used to serve the distinguished guest. 伊夫琳娜的心思也是十分细腻,听说客人喝醉了以后,然后顺带还调了四名对“超自然能力很熟悉的”神殿女执事过来,当然就是用来侍候贵宾的。 The second overhead traveling crane late country two monsters have rested to noon get up, only feels refreshing, the goat then arranged their two people to massage the sauna washing the feet a dragon. 第二天车迟国两妖一直睡到中午才起来,只觉得神清气爽,山羊便安排他们两人去按摩桑拿洗脚一条龙了。 After the result takes the bath, the land sets up Ou Sihan to think is not from top to bottom comfortable, goat at this time somewhat curious say/way: 结果泡完澡之后,无论是陆立还是欧思汉都觉得浑身上下都不大自在,山羊此时有些好奇的道: „How two did, where entertain inconsiderately?” “两位怎么了,是哪里招待不周吗？” land Liting hurried said repeatedly: 陆立听了急忙连声道: „Without.” “没有没有。” Ou Sihan suppressed, then somewhat embarrassed say/way: 欧思汉憋了一下,然后有些难为情的道: „Actually is this, after our monsters change the human form, is only the representation, the feeling on genuine body feeds back by the original body, soaked actual aid that and rubbed in your bathhouses anything, instead original started to be itchy continually.” “其实是这样的,我们妖怪变化成人形之后,只是表象,真正身体上的感受还是由原身反馈的,在你们的澡堂子里面又泡又搓的其实济不了什么事情,反而连原身上都开始痒痒起来了。” „your here, we, if appears the prototype to fear has many troubles? Therefore looks for no one's place, we two soaked.” “只是在你们这里,咱们要是现出原型怕是有不少麻烦的吧？所以找个没人的地方,我们两去泡一泡就得了。” After the goat listened, immediately is suddenly enlighted, haha said with a smile: 山羊听了以后顿时恍然大悟,哈哈笑道: „No relations without relations, two brothers, so long as after present prototype, does not offend somebody casually, did not speak, that would have no important matter.” “没关系没关系,两位老哥只要现了原型之后不随便伤人,不说话,那就没大事。” land Liqi said: 陆立奇道: „I present the prototype should fortunately, but this fellow present prototype, fears greatly troublesome.” “我现了原型应该还好,但这家伙现了原型,怕是有大麻烦哦。” land stand words originally also right, but experience of these two big monsters in west roaming world are also this, particularly Ou Sihan, after the average person saw, either bawls to run away, either on the fear takes the manure fork hoe and so on thing ..... 陆立的话原本也没错,而这两头大妖在西游世界里面的经历也是这样,尤其是欧思汉,普通人见到了以后,要么哭叫逃走,要么就战战兢兢去拿粪叉锄头之类的东西..... The goat hit a sound to point out: 山羊打了个响指道: „Has not related, I first ask that said again.” “没关系的,我先问问再说。” After he made several phone calls, quick related a high-end pet office, here situation 11 explanations, that side readily agreed unexpectedly, then very refreshed offer of called them in the past on the line. 他打了几个电话以后,很快就联系到了一家高端的宠物会所,将这边的情况一一说明,那边居然一口答应了,然后很爽快的报了个价叫他们过去就行。 land stand and Ou Sihan by goat blurry in this high-end pet office, naturally, had then been restored the monster body before arrival ahead of time . Moreover the goat also( was mainly Ou Sihan) says with them, could coordinate to make several retarded point movements. 陆立和欧思汉两人便被山羊迷迷糊糊的拉到了这家高端宠物会所内,当然,在到达之前就已经提前恢复了妖身了,而且山羊也和他们(主要是欧思汉)讲好了,可能要配合做几个弱智一点的动作。 Ou Sihan expressed that so long as some people can serve itself to take a bath well, even if a to rub round does not have the issue in the presence of everyone, his whole life had not been served has been taking a bath!( Beast body) 欧思汉表示只要有人能好好侍候自己洗澡,就算是当众撸一发也没问题,他这辈子还没有被人侍候着洗过澡呢！(兽身)