FS :: Volume #4

#350: Joke

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…… …… „Old Prince, can little brother take the liberty to ask a question?” Sir Lin said mild-mannered and cultivated. “老王爷,小弟可以冒昧的问个问题么？”林大人温文尔雅说道。 King Cheng smile looked at him: „Sir Lin, you are in my today place the honored guest, so to be why must polite, has what words to mention freely, this King knows certainly the without exception word.” 诚王微笑看了他一眼:“林大人,你是我今日的座上嘉宾,何须如此客气,有什么话尽管说来,本王一定知无不言。” Lin Wanrong nods, is pointing in the field that pretty female, said in a soft voice: „Prince, can you tell me, why can provoke laughter this Young Lady? could it be she usually will not smile, smiles too many, mouth cramp?” 林晚荣点了点头,指着场中那俏丽的女子,轻声道:“王爷,您能不能告诉我,为什么要逗笑这位小姐？难道她平日里都不会笑么,还是笑得太多,嘴巴抽筋了？” King Cheng gawked, what words this called, smiled the too many mouth cramp? Also only had Lin San this boy can think of. Prince laughs, pats his shoulder saying: „Sir Lin really is charming, this King favors you, tonight enters the guest of curtain, it seems like went to none other than you. This Young Lady is not will not smile, but has said that her smiling face only blooms to pleasing person, perhaps was Sir Lin you!” 诚王愣了愣,这叫什么话,笑得太多嘴巴抽筋？也只有林三这小子能想出来了。王爷哈哈一笑,拍着他肩膀说道:“林大人果然风趣幽默,本王看好你,今晚的入幕之宾,看来非你莫属了。这位小姐不是不会笑,而是说过,她的笑颜只对中意的人儿绽放,没准就是林大人你了！” „Right?” The Lin Wanrong color narrowed the eyes to look: female, said with a smile „This Young Lady really has the individuality, I like. Actually smiles is a very important matter. Oh, Old Prince, you believe that cultivating the behavior, to be how successful?” His following a few words saying loudly, making in the hall the person hear to understand clearly, in the field the person listens to Sir Lin to express the enlightening remark, immediately stopped the discussion, raises up the ear to listen to his enlightening remark. “是吗？”林晚荣色眯眯的看了场中女子一眼,荡笑道:“这位小姐果然有个性,我喜欢。其实笑是一件很重要的事情。哦,老王爷,你认为,做人,怎样才算成功呢？”他后面一句话却是大声所说,让大厅中人都听得清楚明白,场中人听林大人发表高论,当即停下了议论,竖起耳朵听他的高论。 „This, this King has not pondered.” Prince Cheng said with a smile: „Is willing to hear the Sir Lin respected opinion.” “这个,本王尚未思考过。”诚王爷笑着说道:“愿闻林大人高见。” „Prince did not certainly need to consider, you were the inborn riches and honor life, holds golden spoon birth , where we can compared with you.” Sir Lin laughs: „Asked me to mention, actually made success person to be very simple, the man upwardly, woman that must be always smiles daily. Hehe, Prince, you are wise person, definitely one hear understands.” “王爷当然不用考虑了,您是天生的富贵命,含着金勺出生的,我们这些人哪能和您相比呢。”林大人嘻嘻一笑:“叫我说来,其实做个成功人士很简单,男人么就得天天向上,女人那就得笑口常开。嘿嘿,王爷,您是高明人士,肯定一听就懂。” He is loose person, said that words also has the stock show vigor, in the hall also has many and his same loose person, one hear of he hits the enigmatic language, then some people of cannot bear smile to make noise. This Sir Lin, it seems like is also in the love affair field the expert, like this avoids mentioning the joke to say. 他是骚人,说的话也带着股骚劲,大厅内也有不少和他一样的骚人,一听他打的隐语,便有人忍不住的笑出了声来。这位林大人,看来也是风月场中的老手啊,这样隐讳的笑话都能讲出来。 Responded that quick responded slow listened to his words the meaning, turns around secretly titter, actually in field that Young Lady looked at him, does not know that is thinking anything. 反应快的反应慢的都听出了他话里含义,转过身去偷偷笑了起来,倒是场中那位小姐看了他一眼,也不知道在想些什么。 King Cheng haha said with a smile: „High, high! Sir Lin really is as deep as a well, this King admires. Now I favor you more and more. However, today on the scene is my Great Hua elite, some of your also many powerful enemy Oh!” His finished speaking, resembling was careless takes a look at one toward people body, the vision actually fell on Su Mubai body. 诚王哈哈笑道:“高,高！林大人果然高深莫测,本王佩服。现在我是越来越看好你了。不过,今日在场的都是我大华的精锐,你也有不少的劲敌哦！”他说完,似是漫不经心的往众人身上瞅了一眼,眼光却落在了苏慕白身上。 If can make this Young Lady to enter the guest of curtain, decided however surpassed the deity merrily, the people thoughts were attracted by beauty, the vision fell on her body, how racked brains must be able to tease her to smile. 若能做这位小姐的入幕之宾,定然快活赛过了神仙,众人心思被美女吸引,眼光都落在了她身上,苦思冥想着要怎样才能逗她笑。 really is Great Hua elite, rapier-like wit to the extreme. Sir Lin languid had a yawn, then saw speech that big stomach intestinal fat Sir Ye to stand to say a moment ago: „The everyone/various colleagues are so modest, that lowly official then offered a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, in advance revealed shortcomings. Prince, my joke!” 果然是大华的精锐,才思敏捷之极。林大人懒洋洋的打了个哈欠,便见刚才说话的那位大肚腩的叶大人站起来道:“诸位同僚都如此谦虚,那下官便抛砖引玉,先行献丑了。王爷,我就来说个笑话吧！” The King Cheng nod smile, hints him to continue, Lin Wanrong despises looked at him, experienced such, fat became such, but also is thinking made others Young Lady to enter the guest of curtain, really sufficed the wave. 诚王点头微笑,示意他继续,林晚荣鄙夷的看了他一眼,都老成那样、胖成那样了,还想着做人家小姐的入幕之宾,实在够浪。 „This brother, excuse me/please may I ask this is Sir Ye in Imperial Court what position? I see his rapier-like wit loosely, clean, wants to come the government position should not be under me.” Sir Lin holds on to sit in a oneself behind Sir asks. “这位兄台,请问这位叶大人在朝中是何职位？我见他才思敏捷、风流倜傥,想来官职应该不在我之下吧。”林大人拉住坐在自己身后的一位大人问道。 Sir astonished, in even/including Kou the good wine almost spurted, Sir Lin really is the Son of Heaven favored minister, does not put in the eyes Sir Ye, it seems like replaced his position to be just round the corner, said that can not probably flatter well this Son of Heaven officials close to the throne: „Oh, Sir Lin you said Sir Ye, he is current dynasty Ministry of Appointments high official!” 那大人惊愕之下,连口中的美酒都差点喷了出来,林大人果然是天子宠臣,连叶大人都不放在眼里,看来取代他的位置是指日可待了,说不得要好好巴结一下这位天子近臣:“哦,林大人您说叶大人啊,他乃是当朝吏部尚书！” Ministry of Appointments high official? bastard, isn't that my head superior's superior? Sir Lin smiles awkwardly: „This brother really is honest enough. Actually can Sir Ye as my one's superior official, how I not know him? Asked this saying a moment ago, only wants to know with brother, brother fine name, did where take a higher position?” 吏部尚书？丫丫的,那不就是我顶头上司的上司？林大人尴尬一笑:“这位兄台果然够诚实。其实叶大人身为我的上峰,我怎能不知道他？刚才问这话,只是想与兄台结识一番,兄台高姓大名,何处高就啊？” That Sir hurried cups the fists said: „Doesn't dare, lowly official Yàn Daoji, is Wenhua Palace scholar one, specifically is responsible for various history book ancient book transcribing and records. Moreover, brings forth emphatically the greatly rises matter, for example offers sacrifice to heaven and pardon, lowly official is also Venerated Sovereign drafts the imperial edict.” 那位大人急忙抱拳道:“不敢不敢,下官晏道几,乃是文华殿学士一名,专门负责各种史书典籍的抄录与记载。另外,逢着重大盛事,例如祭天、大赦,下官也为皇上起草诏书。” Oh, this is not a secretary, this is a good assignment. The Yàn Daoji position in the back row first place, explained that he is in the second grade first, Lin Wanrong cups the fists said: „Originally is Yàn Daoji Brother Yàn, long since heard long since heard, respect respect.” 哦,这不就是秘书么,这可是一个好差事啊。晏道几的位置在后排首位,说明他是第二档里面的第一,林晚荣抱拳道:“原来是晏道几晏兄,久仰久仰,失敬失敬。” Sir Lin hypocrisy and Yàn Daoji exchanged greetings, actually listened to that side Sir Ye to start to speak the joke. Sees only him to support the big stomach intestinal fat, one step three is jolting to arrive at that Young Lady nearby, flattered to say with a smile: „Formerly, talented scholar made fun of a stutter child, he said: ‚You, if study the sound duck asked me to buy the bag melon seed to eat for you!’ That stutter child said: ‚ You buy ten bags of melons for me... the melon... the melon... the melon seed, I do not give you to study the duck to call!!!” 林大人正虚情假意的与晏道几寒暄,却听那边叶大人已经开始说笑话了。只见他挺着个大肚腩,一步三颠的走到那小姐身边,谄媚笑道:“从前,有一个秀才捉弄一个结巴小孩,他说:‘你要是学声鸭子叫我就给你买袋瓜子吃！’那结巴小孩就说:‘你就是给我买十袋瓜…瓜…瓜…瓜子,我也不给你学鸭子叫！！！” He spoke the joke then to study that duck to call, the big stomach intestinal fat shook, was really laughable, the people laughed together. Sir Ye self-satisfied took a look at that Young Lady one, actually sees her look to be light, is really indifferent, basic must open the mouth to smile the meaning on a does not have point. 他边讲笑话便学那鸭子叫,大肚腩一抖一抖,甚是可笑,众人一起大笑起来。叶大人得意的瞅了那位小姐一眼,却见她神色淡淡,甚是冷漠,根本就没有一点要开口笑的意思。 Lin Wanrong laughs, your old man lecture of joke, was short of a crucial moment, our men spoke the joke, where can be so honest, did not moisten a meat, that also called what piece. 林晚荣哈哈大笑,你这老头讲笑话,也太欠缺了点火候,咱们男人讲笑话,哪能那么老实呢,不沾点荤腥,那还叫什么段子呢。 Saw Ministry of Appointments high official Sir Ye to go into action personally, although had little effect, actually played a good leading role, immediately also had several people to laugh, only that female like a inborn ice piece, after before others smiled, bends down supinely, she was only unemotional, stands one's ground steadfastly, then probably deaf person general. 见吏部尚书叶大人亲自出马了,虽然收效甚微,却起了一个良好的带头作用,顿时又有几人起来讲笑话,只是那女子就像一个天生的冰块,别人笑得前俯后仰,唯独她面无表情,岿然不动,便像是个聋子一般。 Installs the reversed image! Sir Lin heart titter, if not for today personally sees, I have not known that your vixen can also play the role of Fairy unexpectedly, good holy appearance. 装的倒像！林大人心中偷笑,若不是今天亲眼所见,我还不知道你这狐媚子竟也能扮仙子呢,好一副圣洁模样。 Seeing on the field the atmosphere is getting more and more active, but can make beautiful female laugh actually does not have, King Cheng all around looked at one, the vision fell on Su Mubai body, said with a smile: „First-Placer Su, you are the newly promoted first place, the scholarship decide however great, try quickly.” 见场上气氛越来越活跃,可是能让美丽女子发笑的却没有,诚王四周望了一眼,眼光落在苏慕白身上,笑道:“苏状元,你是新晋的恩科头名,才学定然不浅,快也来试试吧。” Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai were old enemies , hears this took the lead to applaud to applaud immediately. Su Mubai shot a look at his one eyes, the nod set out to say with a smile: „today on the scene is the Mubai senior one's superior official, lowly official does not dare to overstep. But since were Prince spoke, lowly official could not say that also has to reveal shortcomings, forest Xiaomao do the parents have three children, eldest son call the big egg, the second son to call two eggs, what the excuse me/please may I ask third son to call?” 林晚荣与苏慕白是老打交道的了,闻言立即带头鼓掌叫好。苏慕白瞥了他一眼,点头起身笑道:“今日在场的都是慕白的前辈上峰,下官本不敢逾越。但既然是王爷发话了,下官说不得也只好献丑了,我就也来讲一个笑话吧。林小毛的父母有三个孩子,大儿子叫大蛋,二儿子叫二蛋,请问三儿子叫什么呢？” „This simplicity, the big egg, two eggs, behind then naturally is three eggs!” Frank or straightforward person negligent called out. “这个简单,大蛋,二蛋,后面接着的自然就是三蛋嘛！”一个直肠子大咧咧的叫道。 „Sir Lin, do you think?” Su Mubai shows a faint smile, asks. “林大人,你认为呢？”苏慕白微微一笑,问道。 Your grandfather does , dare to scold me? Sir Lin heart angry to the extreme, he is gives people a hard time specialist, although this joke avoids mentioning, but inside dual meanings he naturally hears to understand, he smiles, false smile said: „The Sir Su good scholarship, this answer you to be definitely clear compared with anybody.” 你爷爷的,敢骂我？林大人心中恼怒之极,他是整人专家,这笑话虽然隐讳,可里面的双重含义他自然听得明白,他嘿嘿一笑,皮笑肉不笑的道:“苏大人好才学,这个答案你肯定比任何人都清楚了。” Su Mubai laughs, happily said: „forest Xiaomao parents have three children, big called the big egg, two called two eggs, third, naturally was forest Xiaomao, hahahaha, humbly receives, humbly receives!” 苏慕白哈哈一笑,得意道:“林小毛的父母有三个孩子,大的叫大蛋,二的叫二蛋,第三个,自然就是林小毛了,哈哈哈哈,承让,承让！” Originally is brain teaser, really is interesting, in the field the people smiled, there is individual intelligent , listened to this joke the meaning. The third son's name was forest Xiaomao right, but according to his two elder brother orders arranged, he also called the Lin San egg, this name was not false! 原来是个脑筋急转弯,果然有趣,场中众人都笑了起来,也有个别聪明的,听出了这笑话里的含义。三儿子叫林小毛没错,可是按照他两个哥哥的顺序排下来,他也叫林三蛋,这名字一点不假！ Lin San egg?! That person of panic-stricken looked at Sir Lin one, seeing only him is with smile on the face, resembles not to listen to meaning, that person of heart is then peaceful, fortunately, this forest Xiaomao my such is not fortunately smart. 林三蛋？！那人惊骇的望了林大人一眼,只见他面带微笑,似是没听出这其中含义,那人心里这才安生下来,还好还好,这林小毛没我这么机灵。 Three egg stories said that that female actually still sat well, did not say a word, it seems like tonight no one can touch her. The people somewhat are somewhat disappointed. 三蛋的故事讲完了,那女子却依然端坐,不发一言,看来今夜没人能够打动她了。众人多多少少都有些失望。 King Cheng sees the Su Mubai eyes twinkle flame, eyes flashes through a happy expression, sets out saying: „The First-Placer Su good scholarship, this King is really joyful. only the primary intention is to tease the beautiful woman tonight smiles, at present the beautiful woman for a long time hopes, actually no one can become, calling this King also to worry quite. Sir Lin, you follow in Venerated Sovereign nearby, the talent skill naturally is first-class , you also try. However-” 诚王望见苏慕白眼中闪烁的火焰,眼中闪过一丝笑意,起身道:“苏状元好才学,本王甚是欣喜。只是今夜的主旨是逗佳人一笑,眼下佳人久盼,却无一人能成,叫本王也好生着急啊。林大人,你跟在皇上身边,才华本事自然都是一流的,你也来试试吧。不过——” King Cheng, looked in the hall slightly various people, said with a smile: „The everyone/various colleagues are speak the joke abundant beautiful woman to smile, to be fair, Sir Lin, you also spoke a joke. Everyone whether there is opinion?” 诚王微微一顿,看了厅中诸人一眼,笑道:“诸位同僚都是讲笑话博佳人一笑,为了公平起见,林大人,你就也说个笑话吧。大家有无意见？” „Good!” The people applaud loudly, the long time heard that this Sir Lin great reputation, also is wins Goryeo also is fights Göktürks , an unusual happening each article, actually continuously has not witnesses his to be mysterious, today can enlarge ones vision finally. “好！”众人轰然叫好,久闻这林大人的大名了,又是胜高丽又是斗突厥的,奇事一件件,却一直没有亲眼目睹过他的神奇,今日终于可以开开眼了。 „Oh, various sirs lifted loved, Lin San had little talent and less learning, really will not speak the joke.” Sir Lin setting out smiles, is really modest respectful and prudent. “唉,诸位大人抬爱了,林三才疏学浅,真的不会讲笑话。”林大人起身腼腆一笑,甚是谦虚恭谨。 „Brother Lin was modest.” Su Mubai look sparkles, looks at him saying: „You deeply the Venerated Sovereign favor and trust, is the Venerated Sovereign imperial brush writes ‚Tianxia's First Man’. This ‚Tianxia's First’ four characters can show all fully, you decide however have the forte, non- was our these this world vulgarians can compare, what speaks joke also to be considered as?” “林兄过谦了。”苏慕白眼神闪闪,望着他道:“你深得皇上宠信,是皇上御笔亲题的‘天下第一丁’。这‘天下第一’四个字便足可说明一切,你定然有过人之处,非是我们这些凡尘俗子可以比拟,讲个笑话又能算得了什么？” „Yes, yes!” People creates a clamor, the mood is really warm. “是啊,是啊！”众人一阵鼓噪,情绪甚是热烈。 Lin Wanrong smiles: „Since First-Placer Su so lifts the love, that little brother also has to try to try. Brother First-Placer, if you meet a mad dog on the avenue, what to do you can?” 林晚荣嘿嘿一笑:“既然苏状元如此抬爱,那小弟也只好试上一试了。状元兄,如果你在大街上遇到一条疯狗,你会怎么办？” *************** *************** today Chapter 1, do not get out of the way, after a half hour, Chapter 2!!! Voting, hehe!!! 今日第一章,不要走开,半个小时后,还有第二章！！！投票吧,嘿嘿！！！
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