Chen Shu did not fear that some people stir up trouble, fears not to be victorious. 陈述不怕有人惹事,就怕打不过。 Opposite party four male and two female, over 180 cms in height over 180 cattys in weight of some range estimate two...... they, if everyone is fat 100 jin (0.5 kg), Chen Shu is not instead worried. 对方四男两女,目测其中有俩人的身高超过180厘米体重超过180斤……他们要是每人再胖个一百斤,陈述反而就不担心了。 Oneself only has two, moreover looks at the emaciated appearance of Kong Xi that thin arm thin leg, feared that is noneffective, will be a drag on. 自己这边只有俩人,而且看孔溪那细胳膊细腿的瘦弱模样,怕是毫无战斗力,而且会拖自己后腿。 „Enemy, regardless of the age, population and body weight ratio the side has gotten the advantage. Oneself single-handedly, can only take by strategy.” Chen Shu intention revolve like lightning, rapidly clarity of enemy and ourselves fit and unfit quality analysis. “敌人无论年龄、人数、体重都比已方占优势。自己单枪匹马,只能智取。”陈述心念电转,迅速将敌我优劣分析的清清楚楚。 Saw that the vulnerable point points at the elegant face of Kong Xi that Zhang Yan this world to shout certainly " Kong Xi " , several friends in his side crash-bang surrounded all of a sudden. 看到小辫子指着孔溪那张艳绝人寰的俏脸喊「孔溪」,他那边的几个朋友哗啦一下子就围拢了过来。 „Really is Kong Xi? Hasn't misread?” “真的是孔溪？没看错吧？” „Is Kong Xi...... you have a look to be long a lot the shapes, simply exactly the same......” “是孔溪啊……你看看长得多像,简直一模一样……” „I saw that Kong Xi...... I must pat distribute as before the friend to encircle......” “啊啊啊我见到孔溪了……我要拍照发朋友圈……” -------- -------- ! 啪！ A Chen Shu palm of the hand claps on the dining table. 陈述一巴掌拍在饭桌上。 Because makes an effort excessively fiercely, the palm burning ache of right hand, is the entire arm painful bulge tingles with numbness. 因为用力过猛,右手的手掌火辣辣的疼痛,就是整条胳膊都痛胀发麻。 „Kong Xi Kong Xi Kong Xi...... you shouted Kong Xi all day, is bothersome?” Chen Shu points at these people to get angry the sound to call out: „You have a look carefully, where did my girlfriend look like Kong Xi? Was she longer than Kong Xi must much than good?” “孔溪孔溪孔溪……你们整天喊孔溪,烦不烦啊？”陈述指着这些人怒声暴喝:“你们仔细看看,我女朋友哪里像孔溪了？她比孔溪长得好看多了好不好？” Listened to the Chen Shu words, several people carefully looked seriously looked ....... 听了陈述的话,几人当真仔细的看了又看……. „Do not deceive me. She is Kong Xi.” The vulnerable point is recent from Kong Xi, looks also most is clear. Is excited, but also hit the liquor belch unrestrainedly. “你不要骗我。她就是孔溪。”小辫子距离孔溪最近,看得也最是真切。情绪过于激动,还情不自禁的打了个酒嗝。 Because Kong Xi is extremely attractive, making him feel before the beautiful woman makes a belch really ungracefully, that originally was urged red by the alcohol was redder. 因为孔溪太过漂亮,让他觉得在美女面前打嗝实在不雅,那张原本被酒精催红的就更加红了。 The vulnerable point does not dare to look at the eye of Kong Xi again, asked: „Are you Kong Xi?” 小辫子都不敢再看孔溪的眼睛,问道:“你是不是孔溪？” Kong Xi referred to Chen Shu, said: „I am his girlfriend.” 孔溪指了指陈述,说道:“我是他女朋友。” „Isn't Kong Xi? How possibly?” “不是孔溪？怎么可能呢？” „Do you deceive me? We watch the Kong Xi soap opera...... your girlfriend to grow and Kong Xi are exactly the same.” “你是不是骗我？我们看过孔溪的电视剧……你女朋友长得和孔溪一模一样。” „Yes, I have also bought the Kong Xi special edition. Is impossible to admit mistakes......” “是啊,我还买过孔溪的专辑呢。不可能认错的……” ------- ------- Has confirmed the look, this woman is Kong Xi oneself. 确认过眼神,这个女人就是孔溪本人。 „Groans......” Chen Shu to sit there sneers, said: „When my girlfriend wrong was thought from the high school frequently is Kong Xi, had a nickname to be called Kong Xi to the university " second " , we went out together, would some people running over saying that Kong Xi I quite liked you you being able to me to sign...... you to know, your was very bothersome. We are only the average people, we only think simply the life of average person.” “哼哼……”陈述坐在那里冷笑不已,说道:“我女朋友从高中时就经常被人错认为是孔溪,到了大学还有个外号叫做「孔溪第二」,我们一起出门,总会有人跑过来说孔溪我好喜欢你啊你能给我签个名嘛……你们知不知道,你们这样很烦。我们只是普通人,我们只想简简单单的过普通人的生活。” The people look at each other in blank dismay, admitted mistakes seriously? 众人面面相觑,难道当真认错了？ „Will Kong Xi eat food stall?” Chen Shu looks at the doubtful look, makes noise to ask. “孔溪会吃大排档吗？”陈述看着了们半信半疑的眼神,出声问道。 The people shake the head. 众人摇头。 In their cognition, does superstar possibly eat food stall to this place? 在他们的认知里,大明星怎么可能到这种地方吃大排档呢？ „Will Kong Xi give my hold porridge/gruel? Did she give me the abundant gruel you to see a moment ago?” “孔溪会给我盛粥吗？刚才她给我盛粥你们有没有看见？” „I saw” a female student who is melting the fumigate makeup makes noise to say. „At that time looked at her long attractiveness, I have stared at her to look. I noticed that she burns bowl of hold porridge/gruel to you.” “我看见了”一个化着烟薰妆的女生出声说道。“当时看她长的漂亮,我就一直盯着她看呢。我看到她给你烫碗盛粥。” Chen Shu asks casually, wants to change their cognitive thoughts with the crowded detail organization evidence chain. He did not determine that the person sees Kong Xi to oneself abundant gruel adore/admire, but the result is quite gratifying. 陈述就是随便问问,想用密集的细节组织证据链来改变他们的认知思维。他不确定有没有人看到孔溪给自己盛粥这一慕,但是结果还是相当喜人的。 Chen Shu is nodding to that fumigate makeup miss, then referred to itself, asked: „Do you know me?” 陈述对着那个烟薰妆姑娘点了点头,然后指了指自己,问道:“你们认识我吗？” Uniform shaking the head. 整齐划一的摇头。 Very firm, did not know. 很坚定,不认识。 „Can't this? I am not a well-known unimportant person.” Chen Shu said. He tears the shirt collar following label fiercely, said: „You have a look, what sign is this? Uniqlo...... Kong Xi may look for a boyfriend who puts on Uniqlo?” “这不就得了吗？我就是一个不知名的小人物。”陈述说道。他猛地扯开自己衬衣衣领后面的标签,说道:“你看看,这是什么牌子？优衣库……孔溪可能会找一个穿优衣库的男朋友吗？” Again uniform shaking the head. 再一次整齐划一的摇头。 Is impossible. 不可能。 Then Chen Shu gives the final conclusion, he puts out a hand very not politely is pointing at opposite Kong Xi, asked: „You also think that now she is Kong Xi?” 然后陈述给出最终结论,他伸手很不客气的指着对面的孔溪,问道:“你们现在还认为她是孔溪？” „Belch......” vulnerable point hit the liquor belch again, rubbed the more and more fuzzy eyes, was arching cupping one hand in the other across the chest to Chen Shu, said: „I'm sorry I'm sorry, our admitting mistakes person.” “嗝……”小辫子再次打了个酒嗝,揉了揉自己越来越模糊的眼睛,对着陈述拱了拱手,说道:“对不起对不起,我们认错人了。” „Your girlfriend really grows looks like Kong Xi...... more to look more looks like, is good the good fortune......” “不过你女朋友长得真像孔溪啊……越看越像,好有福气啊……” „Little elder sister, you are quite attractive......” “小姐姐,你好漂亮哦……” ------- ------- Several people apologized, while praised Kong Xi attractive Chen Shu to have the good fortune. 几人一边道歉,一边夸奖孔溪漂亮陈述有福气。 The anger on Chen Shu face " gradually " disappears, the state of mind is also gentle, smiles bitterly was saying: „All right, we have been used.” 陈述脸上的怒气「逐渐」消失,心境也平和下来,苦笑着说道:“没事的,我们已经习惯了。” „Admitted mistakes admitted mistakes.” The vulnerable point beckons with the hand, said: „Walks, goes back to drink.” “认错了认错了。”小辫子摆了摆手,说道:“走走走,回去喝酒。” „Goes.” Chen Shu said. „I and my girlfriend must eat meal. The vegetable/dish wanted coolly, cannot waste.” “去吧。”陈述说道。“我和我女朋友还要吃饭呢。菜要凉了,不能浪费。” Several people of awkward smiling, then turned around to turn back oneself table. 几人尴尬的笑着,然后转身走回了自己的桌子。 „Brothers, I respect your one cup.” The vulnerable point sits in oneself that table, is raising glass to Chen Shu on own initiative. “兄弟,我敬你一杯。”小辫子坐在自己那桌,主动对着陈述举杯。 Chen Shu carries front tea, accompanied him to drink one cup by tea generation of liquor. 陈述端起面前的茶水,以茶代酒陪着他喝了一杯。 Then, their side again bustling drinking good commands. 然后,他们那边再一次热火朝天的喝酒行令。 Chen Shu and Kong Xi look at each other one, then lowers the head to eat the gruel. 陈述和孔溪对视一眼,然后低头吃粥。 „You is a swindler.” The Kong Xi small face suppresses red, is enduring the happy expression forcefully, lowers the voice to say. “你是个骗子。”孔溪小脸憋得通红,强行忍着笑意,压低嗓门说道。 „I do not think on searches for hotly.” The Chen Shu leisurely eating water spinach, said low voice. Stands firm, at this time must stand firm. Just said that opposite is not Kong Xi, that group of people feared that also left undecided at heart. If sets out to leave now, feared that is they again with. “我可不想上热搜。”陈述悠哉悠哉的吃空心菜,小声说道。稳住,这个时候必须要稳住。刚刚才说对面不是孔溪,那群人怕是心里还存疑。若是现在起身走人,怕是他们会再一次跟上来。 Chen Shu has thought that this matter can only refuse stubbornly to acknowledge. 陈述想过了,这件事情只能死不承认。 If were determined by them is Kong Xi, certainly will gather round Kong Xi to sign to take a group photo, even some people take the making a move confidential racket video. 倘若被他们确定是孔溪,一定会围着孔溪要签名要合影,甚至有人都拿出手机要拍视频。 In this case, Kong Xi and " mysterious man " the information of appointment will expose. Kong Xi on often the news, coming across this matter is actually commonly seen. Do oneself also want to follow on to search for hotly? Then was given to dig up the underpants color by her these fans? 若是这样的话,孔溪和一个「神秘男子」约会的信息就会暴露出去。孔溪经常上新闻,遇到这种事情倒是司空见惯。自己难道也要跟着上热搜？然后被她的那些粉丝把底裤颜色都给扒出来？ If their picture exposures, Kong Xi falls into the scandal disturbance, the Dongzheng that side can not have the opinion? 若是俩人的照片曝光,孔溪身陷绯闻风波,东正那边能没意见？ This is Chen Shu is not willing to see. 这是陈述所不愿意看到的。 Also, these people drank many liquor, each and everyone were drunk Xun Xun by some chance what to do...... has an accident? 再说,这些人都喝了不少酒,一个个醉薰薰的……万一出了什么事怎么办？ Kong Xi is the Dongzheng signboard, is under the money tree. If she has an accident, Dongzheng hasn't given own skin exhaustedly? 孔溪是东正的招牌,亦是摇钱树之下。若是她有个三长两短的,东正还不把自己的皮给剥了？ Just since Huamei resigned, was hostile by Dongzheng, feared that was this Guangzhou does not have place of the taking shelter again. 刚刚从华美辞职,又被东正仇视,怕是这花城就再也无自己容身之地了。 „Do you often handle this matter?” Kong Xi spoke softly, the facial expression was charming. “你是不是经常做这种事情？”孔溪轻声细语,神情娇媚。 For the speech, two people heads collect very nearly, Chen Shu can smell to smell the lemon shampoo flavor that in her long hair floats. Sweet, elegantly simple fragrance. 为了方便说话,两人的脑袋凑得很近,陈述能够嗅闻到她长发上飘来的柠檬洗发水味道。甜甜的,淡雅馨香。 „The first time.” Chen Shu thought that nose slightly itchy, the body will depend in the future. „After all , the first time is ate food stall with superstar.” “第一次。”陈述觉得鼻子微痒,身体往后靠了靠。“毕竟,也是第一次和大明星一起吃大排档。” Remembered Tang Dahai suddenly, Tang Dahai is also a celebrity, Guangzhou famous " intimate Elder Brother " , the emotion teacher in innumerable teenage boys and girls mind. 突然间想起了汤大海,汤大海也算是个名人,花城鼎鼎有名的「知心哥哥」,无数少男少女心目中的情感导师。 Most people only knew that his sound, is not familiar with his Zhang Guozi face. Therefore, Chen Shu frequently and Tang Dahai Li Ruyi eats the Guangzhou big or small inn, rarely presents the surrounded matter. Occasionally has fans to take the written records to look to sign, Tang Dahai that Zhang Guozi face can smile a small chrysanthemum, various types boasted a moment ago the undefeated record in own flowering shrubs, received that moment of written records, immediately solemn graceful with refined beast, putting on airs writes down on the paper: Wish you to drink the liquor is the nice wines, wishing you to run into the people who is the good people, hope your love is in world most moving love. 只是,大多数人只认识他的声音,对他那张国字脸却并不熟悉。所以,陈述经常和汤大海李如意吃遍花城的大小馆子,却很少出现被人围观的事情。偶尔有粉丝拿着纸笔找上来要签名,汤大海那张国字脸都能笑成一朵小菊花,刚才还各种吹嘘自己花丛中的不败战绩,接过纸笔的那一刻,立即端庄优雅的跟个斯文禽兽似的,装腔作势的在纸上写下:愿你喝过的酒都是好酒,愿你遇到的人都是好人,愿你的爱情是世间最动人的爱情。 When this time, Chen Shu and Li Ruyi had the painful feeling of constipation. 每到这个时候,陈述和李如意都有种便秘的痛苦感觉。 False hence, whom also did not have. 虚伪至此,也是没谁了。 „How does a while leave?” Kong Xi asked. “一会儿怎么离开？”孔溪问道。 „What?” “什么？” Kong Xi refers to the position that the saloon car was, Chen Shu sees the later full head heavy line. 孔溪指了指房车所在的位置,陈述看到之后满头的黑线。 The saloon car stops under the pineapple tree of side not far away, pineapple tree that has dozens years of tree age in vulnerable point that person behind. Because the road light is dim, the vehicles are numerous, therefore these people have not discovered existence of that saloon car. 房车就停在旁边不远处的菠萝蜜树下,那棵有数十年树龄的菠萝蜜树就在小辫子那一张人的身后。因为路光昏暗,车辆众多,所以这些人还没有发现那辆房车的存在。 But when, the saloon car starts, feared that will be that table of people will respond immediately were deceived...... 可是,等到房车开动,怕是那桌人立即就会反应过来自己被骗…… After burying the list, Chen Shu arrives at vulnerable point that table on own initiative, saying with a laugh: „Fellow friends, are acquainted, is the fate. Come, I respect everyone one glass of liquor.” 埋完单后,陈述主动走到小辫子那一桌,笑呵呵的说道:“各位朋友,相识一场,也算是缘分。来,我敬大家一杯酒。” Sees Chen Shu to walk, this table person stood completely. 看到陈述走过来,这一桌子人全部都站了起来。 „Great.” Vulnerable point excited is whipping the shoulder of Chen Shu. „Your boy enough brothers.” “好样的。”小辫子激动的拍打着陈述的肩膀。“你小子够兄弟。” He raised the beverage bottle to help Chen Shu on own initiative but actually one glass of beer, said: „Come, how do we give this...... the brothers to call?” 他主动提起酒瓶帮陈述倒了一杯啤酒,说道:“来,咱们给这位……兄弟怎么称呼来着？” „Wang Xin.” Chen Shu said. “王信。”陈述说道。 „Wang Xin, good name. Keeps one's word, good name...... good, the brothers, we respect big brother Wang Xin one cup.” A vulnerable point hand is hugging the shoulder of Chen Shu, an action the wine glass is calling loudly. “王信,好名字。言而有信,好名字……好,兄弟们,咱们敬王信大哥一杯。”小辫子一只手搂着陈述的肩膀,一只手端着酒杯大声吆喝着。 „Respects big brother Wang Xin.” “敬王信大哥。” Everyone holds up the wine glass and Chen Shu cheers together. 所有人都举起酒杯和陈述一起干杯。 Puts down the wine glass, Chen Shu said: „Fellow friends drink slowly, I had walk beforehand.” 放下酒杯,陈述说道:“各位朋友慢慢喝,我有事先走了。” „Yeah, how is your one person? Your girlfriend?” The fumigate makeup female student makes noise to ask. The female students also like looking at the attractive female student, the fumigate makeup female student has felt oneself are also a beautiful woman, saw after the girlfriend, front this big brother immediately had a feeling inferior feeling. A table person instead is she first discovered that Kong Xi vanishes to disappear. “哎,怎么是你一个人？你女朋友呢？”烟薰妆女生出声问道。女生也喜欢看漂亮的女生,烟薰妆女生一直觉得自己也是美女,见到面前这位大哥的女朋友之后立即就有种自惭形秽的感觉了。一桌子人反而是她最先发现孔溪消失不见了。 „Girlfriend?” Chen Shu laughs, said: „Her a little matter, first walked.” “女朋友？”陈述哈哈大笑,说道:“她有点事,先走了。” „Walked?” The vulnerable point gawked staring, asked: „How to walk together?” “走了？”小辫子愣了愣,问道:“怎么不一起走？” „Her matter is more anxious.” Chen Shu said. “她的事情更急。”陈述说道。 In this time, in the avenue, intense light beam is puncturing the darkness. 正在这时,林荫道上,一道强烈的光束刺破了黑暗。 Rumble the motor sound resounds, that black saloon car looked like a black wild animal to clash from the big tree shadow. 轰隆隆的马达声音响起,那辆黑色房车就像是一头黑色的野兽从大树阴影下面冲了出来。 Presents everyone by that dazzling white light photo narrowed the eye, actually greedy tenacious looks that from as static is far away as the giant beast that the movement arrived at the extreme velocity sprint again. 在场所有人都被那耀眼的白光照的眯起了眼睛,却又贪婪的固执的看着那辆由静止到运动再到极速冲刺的巨兽远离。 „Whose car(riage)......” Chen Shu ill-humored saying, was stabbed the eye very not satisfactory appearance: „Such rampant......” “谁的车啊……”陈述没好气的说道,一幅被刺伤了眼睛很不满意的模样:“这么嚣张……” „Kong Xi......” the eyeglasses girls of few speech point at the saloon car back that is going far away, the sound incisively like the blade, harms the person cheeks burning fresh pain. „She is Kong Xi......” “孔溪……”很少说话的眼镜女孩儿指着那远去的房车背影,声音尖锐如刀,害得人脸颊火辣辣的生痛。“她是孔溪……”