Chen Shudid not fear that somepeoplestir up trouble, fearsnot to be victorious.陈述不怕有人惹事,就怕打不过。Opposite partyfour male and two female, over 180 cms in heightover 180 cattys in weight of somerange estimatetwo...... they, if everyone is fat100jin (0.5 kg), Chen Shuis not instead worried.
对方四男两女,目测其中有俩人的身高超过180厘米体重超过180斤……他们要是每人再胖个一百斤,陈述反而就不担心了。Oneselfonly hastwo, moreoverlooks at the emaciatedappearance of Kong Xithatthinarmthinleg, feared that is noneffective, will be a drag on.
自己这边只有俩人,而且看孔溪那细胳膊细腿的瘦弱模样,怕是毫无战斗力,而且会拖自己后腿。„Enemy, regardless of the age, population and body weightratio the sidehas gotten the advantage. Oneselfsingle-handedly, can only take by strategy.”Chen Shuintentionrevolve like lightning, rapidlyclarity of enemy and ourselvesfit and unfit qualityanalysis.
“敌人无论年龄、人数、体重都比已方占优势。自己单枪匹马,只能智取。”陈述心念电转,迅速将敌我优劣分析的清清楚楚。Saw that the vulnerable pointpoints at the elegantface of Kong XithatZhang Yanthis worldto shoutcertainly " Kong Xi " , several friends in his sidecrash-bangsurroundedall of a sudden.
看到小辫子指着孔溪那张艳绝人寰的俏脸喊「孔溪」,他那边的几个朋友哗啦一下子就围拢了过来。„ReallyisKong Xi? Hasn't misread?”
“真的是孔溪?没看错吧?”„IsKong Xi...... you have a lookto be longa lot the shapes, simplyexactly the same......”
“是孔溪啊……你看看长得多像,简直一模一样……”„Isaw that Kong Xi...... Imustpatdistribute as before the friendto encircle......”
“啊啊啊我见到孔溪了……我要拍照发朋友圈……”--------
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A Chen Shupalm of the handclapson the dining table.陈述一巴掌拍在饭桌上。Becausemakes an effortexcessivelyfiercely, the palmburningache of right hand, is the entirearmpainfulbulgetingles with numbness.
因为用力过猛,右手的手掌火辣辣的疼痛,就是整条胳膊都痛胀发麻。„Kong XiKong XiKong Xi...... youshoutedKong Xiall day, is bothersome?”Chen Shupoints atthesepeopleto get angry the soundto call out: „Youhave a lookcarefully, where did mygirlfriendlook likeKong Xi? Was shelonger than Kong Ximustmuch than good?”
“孔溪孔溪孔溪……你们整天喊孔溪,烦不烦啊?”陈述指着这些人怒声暴喝:“你们仔细看看,我女朋友哪里像孔溪了?她比孔溪长得好看多了好不好?”Listened to the Chen Shuwords, severalpeoplecarefullylookedseriouslylooked.......
听了陈述的话,几人当真仔细的看了又看…….„Do not deceiveme. SheisKong Xi.” The vulnerable pointis recentfromKong Xi, looksalsomostisclear. Is excited, but alsohit the liquorbelchunrestrainedly.
“你不要骗我。她就是孔溪。”小辫子距离孔溪最近,看得也最是真切。情绪过于激动,还情不自禁的打了个酒嗝。BecauseKong Xiis extremely attractive, makinghimfeelbefore the beautiful womanmakes a belchreallyungracefully, thatoriginallywas urgedredby the alcoholwas redder.
因为孔溪太过漂亮,让他觉得在美女面前打嗝实在不雅,那张原本被酒精催红的就更加红了。
The vulnerable pointdoes not dareto look at the eye of Kong Xiagain, asked: „Are youKong Xi?”
小辫子都不敢再看孔溪的眼睛,问道:“你是不是孔溪?”Kong Xireferred toChen Shu, said: „Iamhisgirlfriend.”孔溪指了指陈述,说道:“我是他女朋友。”„Isn'tKong Xi? Howpossibly?”
“不是孔溪?怎么可能呢?”„Do youdeceiveme? Wewatch the Kong Xisoap opera...... yourgirlfriendto growandKong Xiare exactly the same.”
“你是不是骗我?我们看过孔溪的电视剧……你女朋友长得和孔溪一模一样。”„Yes, Ihave also bought the Kong Xispecial edition. Is impossibleto admit mistakes......”
“是啊,我还买过孔溪的专辑呢。不可能认错的……”-------
-------Has confirmed the look, thiswomanisKong Xioneself.
确认过眼神,这个女人就是孔溪本人。„Groans......”Chen Shuto sit there sneers, said: „When mygirlfriendwrongwas thoughtfrom the high schoolfrequentlyisKong Xi, had a nicknameto be calledKong Xito the university " second " , wewent outtogether, wouldsomepeoplerunning over saying that Kong XiIquitelikedyouyoubeing abletometo sign...... youto know, your was very bothersome. Weare only the average people, weonlythinksimply the life of average person.”
“哼哼……”陈述坐在那里冷笑不已,说道:“我女朋友从高中时就经常被人错认为是孔溪,到了大学还有个外号叫做「孔溪第二」,我们一起出门,总会有人跑过来说孔溪我好喜欢你啊你能给我签个名嘛……你们知不知道,你们这样很烦。我们只是普通人,我们只想简简单单的过普通人的生活。”
The peoplelook at each other in blank dismay, admitted mistakesseriously?
众人面面相觑,难道当真认错了?„Will Kong Xieatfood stall?”Chen Shulooks at the doubtfullook, makes noiseto ask.
“孔溪会吃大排档吗?”陈述看着了们半信半疑的眼神,出声问道。
The peopleshake the head.
众人摇头。Intheircognition, does superstarpossiblyeatfood stalltothisplace?
在他们的认知里,大明星怎么可能到这种地方吃大排档呢?„Will Kong Xigivemyholdporridge/gruel? Did shegiveme the abundantgruelyouto seea moment ago?”
“孔溪会给我盛粥吗?刚才她给我盛粥你们有没有看见?”„Isaw” a female student who is melting the fumigatemakeupmakes noiseto say. „At that timelooked atherlongattractiveness, Ihave stared atherto look. Inoticed that sheburnsbowl of holdporridge/grueltoyou.”
“我看见了”一个化着烟薰妆的女生出声说道。“当时看她长的漂亮,我就一直盯着她看呢。我看到她给你烫碗盛粥。”Chen Shuaskscasually,wantsto changetheircognitivethoughtswith the crowdeddetailorganizationevidencechain. Hedid not determine that the personseesKong Xitooneselfabundantgrueladore/admire, but the resultisquitegratifying.陈述就是随便问问,想用密集的细节组织证据链来改变他们的认知思维。他不确定有没有人看到孔溪给自己盛粥这一慕,但是结果还是相当喜人的。Chen Shuis noddingtothatfumigatemakeupmiss, thenreferred to itself, asked: „Do youknowme?”陈述对着那个烟薰妆姑娘点了点头,然后指了指自己,问道:“你们认识我吗?”Uniformshaking the head.
整齐划一的摇头。Veryfirm, did not know.
很坚定,不认识。„Can't this? Iam not a well-knownunimportant person.”Chen Shusaid. Hetears the shirtcollarfollowinglabelfiercely, said: „Youhave a look, whatsign is this? Uniqlo...... Kong Xi may look for a boyfriend who puts onUniqlo?”
“这不就得了吗?我就是一个不知名的小人物。”陈述说道。他猛地扯开自己衬衣衣领后面的标签,说道:“你看看,这是什么牌子?优衣库……孔溪可能会找一个穿优衣库的男朋友吗?”Againuniformshaking the head.
再一次整齐划一的摇头。Is impossible.
不可能。ThenChen Shugives the finalconclusion, heputs out a handvery not politelyis pointing atoppositeKong Xi, asked: „Youalsothink that nowsheisKong Xi?”
然后陈述给出最终结论,他伸手很不客气的指着对面的孔溪,问道:“你们现在还认为她是孔溪?”„Belch......”vulnerable pointhit the liquorbelchagain, rubbed the more and morefuzzyeyes, was archingcupping one hand in the other across the chesttoChen Shu, said: „I'm sorryI'm sorry, ouradmitting mistakesperson.”
“嗝……”小辫子再次打了个酒嗝,揉了揉自己越来越模糊的眼睛,对着陈述拱了拱手,说道:“对不起对不起,我们认错人了。”„Yourgirlfriendreallygrowslooks likeKong Xi...... moreto lookmorelooks like, is good the good fortune......”
“不过你女朋友长得真像孔溪啊……越看越像,好有福气啊……”„Littleelder sister, youare quite attractive......”
“小姐姐,你好漂亮哦……”-------
-------Severalpeopleapologized, whilepraisedKong XiattractiveChen Shuto have the good fortune.
几人一边道歉,一边夸奖孔溪漂亮陈述有福气。
The anger on Chen Shuface " gradually " disappears, the state of mindis also gentle, smiles bitterlywas saying: „All right, wehave been used.”陈述脸上的怒气「逐渐」消失,心境也平和下来,苦笑着说道:“没事的,我们已经习惯了。”„Admitted mistakesadmitted mistakes.” The vulnerable pointbeckons with the hand, said: „Walks, goes backto drink.”
“认错了认错了。”小辫子摆了摆手,说道:“走走走,回去喝酒。”„Goes.”Chen Shusaid. „Iandmygirlfriend must eat meal. The vegetable/dishwantedcoolly, cannotwaste.”
“去吧。”陈述说道。“我和我女朋友还要吃饭呢。菜要凉了,不能浪费。”Severalpeople of awkwardsmiling, thenturned aroundto turn backoneselftable.
几人尴尬的笑着,然后转身走回了自己的桌子。„Brothers, Irespectyouronecup.” The vulnerable pointsitsinoneselfthattable, is raising glasstoChen Shuon own initiative.
“兄弟,我敬你一杯。”小辫子坐在自己那桌,主动对着陈述举杯。Chen Shucarriesfronttea, accompaniedhimto drinkonecupbyteageneration of liquor.陈述端起面前的茶水,以茶代酒陪着他喝了一杯。Then, their sideagainbustlingdrinkinggoodcommands.
然后,他们那边再一次热火朝天的喝酒行令。Chen ShuandKong Xilook at each otherone, thenlowers the headto eat the gruel.陈述和孔溪对视一眼,然后低头吃粥。„You is a swindler.” The Kong Xismallfacesuppressesred, is enduring the happy expressionforcefully, lowers the voiceto say.
“你是个骗子。”孔溪小脸憋得通红,强行忍着笑意,压低嗓门说道。„Ido not thinkonsearches forhotly.” The Chen Shuleisurelyeatingwater spinach, saidlow voice. Stands firm, at this timemuststand firm. Justsaid that oppositeis notKong Xi, thatgroup of peoplefeared that alsoleft undecidedat heart. Ifsets outto leavenow, feared that istheyagainwith.
“我可不想上热搜。”陈述悠哉悠哉的吃空心菜,小声说道。稳住,这个时候必须要稳住。刚刚才说对面不是孔溪,那群人怕是心里还存疑。若是现在起身走人,怕是他们会再一次跟上来。Chen Shuhas thought that thismatter can only refuse stubbornlyto acknowledge.陈述想过了,这件事情只能死不承认。Ifwere determinedbythemisKong Xi, certainlywill gather roundKong Xi to sign to take a group photo, evensomepeopletake the making a moveconfidentialracketvideo.
倘若被他们确定是孔溪,一定会围着孔溪要签名要合影,甚至有人都拿出手机要拍视频。In this case, Kong Xiand " mysteriousman " the information of appointmentwill expose. Kong Xionoften the news, coming acrossthismatteris actually commonly seen. Do oneselfalsowantto followonto search forhotly? Thenwas givento dig up the underpantscolorbyherthesefans?
若是这样的话,孔溪和一个「神秘男子」约会的信息就会暴露出去。孔溪经常上新闻,遇到这种事情倒是司空见惯。自己难道也要跟着上热搜?然后被她的那些粉丝把底裤颜色都给扒出来?Iftheirpictureexposures, Kong Xifalls into the scandaldisturbance, the Dongzhengthat sidecannot have the opinion?
若是俩人的照片曝光,孔溪身陷绯闻风波,东正那边能没意见?ThisisChen Shuis not willingto see.
这是陈述所不愿意看到的。Also, thesepeopledrankmanyliquor, each and everyonewere drunkXunXunby some chancewhat to do...... has an accident?
再说,这些人都喝了不少酒,一个个醉薰薰的……万一出了什么事怎么办?Kong Xiis the Dongzhengsignboard, isunder the money tree. Ifshehas an accident, Dongzhenghasn't givenownskinexhaustedly?孔溪是东正的招牌,亦是摇钱树之下。若是她有个三长两短的,东正还不把自己的皮给剥了?JustsinceHuameiresigned, was hostilebyDongzheng, feared that wasthisGuangzhoudoes not haveplace of the taking shelteragain.
刚刚从华美辞职,又被东正仇视,怕是这花城就再也无自己容身之地了。„Do youoftenhandlethismatter?”Kong Xispoke softly, the facial expressionwas charming.
“你是不是经常做这种事情?”孔溪轻声细语,神情娇媚。For the speech, two peopleheadscollectverynearly, Chen Shucansmellto smell the lemonshampooflavor that inherlong hairfloats. Sweet, elegantly simplefragrance.
为了方便说话,两人的脑袋凑得很近,陈述能够嗅闻到她长发上飘来的柠檬洗发水味道。甜甜的,淡雅馨香。„The firsttime.”Chen Shuthought that noseslightlyitchy, the bodywill dependin the future. „After all , the first time isatefood stallwithsuperstar.”
“第一次。”陈述觉得鼻子微痒,身体往后靠了靠。“毕竟,也是第一次和大明星一起吃大排档。”RememberedTang Dahaisuddenly, Tang Dahai is also a celebrity, Guangzhoufamous " intimateElder Brother " , the emotionteacher in innumerableteenage boys and girlsmind.
突然间想起了汤大海,汤大海也算是个名人,花城鼎鼎有名的「知心哥哥」,无数少男少女心目中的情感导师。Most peopleonlyknew that hissound, is not familiarwith his Zhang Guoziface. Therefore, Chen ShufrequentlyandTang DahaiLi Ruyieats the Guangzhoubig or smallinn, rarelypresents the surroundedmatter. Occasionallyhasfansto take the written recordsto look to sign, Tang DahaithatZhang Guozifacecansmile a smallchrysanthemum, varioustypesboasteda moment ago the undefeated record in ownflowering shrubs, receivedthat moment of written records, immediatelysolemngracefulwithrefinedbeast, putting on airswrites downon the paper: Wishyouto drink the liquoris the nice wines, wishingyouto run into the people who is the good people, hopeyourloveis in worldmost movinglove.
只是,大多数人只认识他的声音,对他那张国字脸却并不熟悉。所以,陈述经常和汤大海李如意吃遍花城的大小馆子,却很少出现被人围观的事情。偶尔有粉丝拿着纸笔找上来要签名,汤大海那张国字脸都能笑成一朵小菊花,刚才还各种吹嘘自己花丛中的不败战绩,接过纸笔的那一刻,立即端庄优雅的跟个斯文禽兽似的,装腔作势的在纸上写下:愿你喝过的酒都是好酒,愿你遇到的人都是好人,愿你的爱情是世间最动人的爱情。Whenthis time, Chen ShuandLi Ruyihad the painfulfeeling of constipation.
每到这个时候,陈述和李如意都有种便秘的痛苦感觉。Falsehence, whomalsodid not have.
虚伪至此,也是没谁了。„How does a whileleave?”Kong Xiasked.
“一会儿怎么离开?”孔溪问道。„What?”
“什么?”Kong Xirefers to the position that the saloon carwas, Chen Shusees the laterfullheadheavy line.孔溪指了指房车所在的位置,陈述看到之后满头的黑线。
The saloon carstopsunder the pineappletree of sidenot far away, pineappletree that hasdozensyears of tree ageinvulnerable pointthatpersonbehind. Because the roadlightis dim, the vehiclesare numerous, thereforethesepeoplehave not discoveredexistence of thatsaloon car.
房车就停在旁边不远处的菠萝蜜树下,那棵有数十年树龄的菠萝蜜树就在小辫子那一张人的身后。因为路光昏暗,车辆众多,所以这些人还没有发现那辆房车的存在。
But when, the saloon carstarts, feared that will bethattable of peoplewill respondimmediatelywere deceived......
可是,等到房车开动,怕是那桌人立即就会反应过来自己被骗……
After burying the list, Chen Shuarrives atvulnerable pointthattableon own initiative, sayingwith a laugh: „Fellowfriends, are acquainted, is the fate. Come, Irespecteveryoneoneglass of liquor.”
埋完单后,陈述主动走到小辫子那一桌,笑呵呵的说道:“各位朋友,相识一场,也算是缘分。来,我敬大家一杯酒。”SeesChen Shuto walk, thistablepersonstoodcompletely.
看到陈述走过来,这一桌子人全部都站了起来。„Great.”Vulnerable pointexcitedis whipping the shoulder of Chen Shu. „Yourboyenoughbrothers.”
“好样的。”小辫子激动的拍打着陈述的肩膀。“你小子够兄弟。”Heraised the beverage bottleto helpChen Shuon own initiativebut actuallyoneglass of beer, said: „Come, how do wegivethis...... the brothersto call?”
他主动提起酒瓶帮陈述倒了一杯啤酒,说道:“来,咱们给这位……兄弟怎么称呼来着?”„Wang Xin.”Chen Shusaid.
“王信。”陈述说道。„Wang Xin, goodname. Keeps one's word, goodname...... good, the brothers, werespectbig brotherWang Xinonecup.” A vulnerable pointhandis hugging the shoulder of Chen Shu, an action the wine glassis callingloudly.
“王信,好名字。言而有信,好名字……好,兄弟们,咱们敬王信大哥一杯。”小辫子一只手搂着陈述的肩膀,一只手端着酒杯大声吆喝着。„Respectsbig brotherWang Xin.”
“敬王信大哥。”Everyoneholds up the wine glassandChen Shucheerstogether.
所有人都举起酒杯和陈述一起干杯。Puts down the wine glass, Chen Shusaid: „Fellowfriendsdrinkslowly, Ihadwalkbeforehand.”
放下酒杯,陈述说道:“各位朋友慢慢喝,我有事先走了。”„Yeah, howisyour one person? Yourgirlfriend?” The fumigatemakeupfemale studentmakes noiseto ask. The female studentsalsolikelooking at the attractivefemale student, the fumigatemakeupfemale studenthas feltoneself are also a beautiful woman, saw after the girlfriend, frontthisbig brotherimmediatelyhad a feeling inferiorfeeling. A tablepersoninsteadisshefirstdiscovered that Kong Xivanishesto disappear.
“哎,怎么是你一个人?你女朋友呢?”烟薰妆女生出声问道。女生也喜欢看漂亮的女生,烟薰妆女生一直觉得自己也是美女,见到面前这位大哥的女朋友之后立即就有种自惭形秽的感觉了。一桌子人反而是她最先发现孔溪消失不见了。„Girlfriend?”Chen Shulaughs, said: „Hera littlematter, firstwalked.”
“女朋友?”陈述哈哈大笑,说道:“她有点事,先走了。”„Walked?” The vulnerable pointgawkedstaring, asked: „Howto walktogether?”
“走了?”小辫子愣了愣,问道:“怎么不一起走?”„Hermatteris more anxious.”Chen Shusaid.
“她的事情更急。”陈述说道。Inthis time, in the avenue, intenselight beamis puncturing the darkness.
正在这时,林荫道上,一道强烈的光束刺破了黑暗。Rumble the motorsoundresounds, thatblacksaloon carlooked like a blackwild animalto clashfrom the big treeshadow.
轰隆隆的马达声音响起,那辆黑色房车就像是一头黑色的野兽从大树阴影下面冲了出来。Presentseveryonebythatdazzlingwhite lightphotonarrowed the eye, actuallygreedytenaciouslooks that from as staticis far awayas the giant beast that the movementarrived at the extreme velocitysprintagain.
在场所有人都被那耀眼的白光照的眯起了眼睛,却又贪婪的固执的看着那辆由静止到运动再到极速冲刺的巨兽远离。„Whosecar(riage)......”Chen Shuill-humoredsaying, was stabbed the eyevery not satisfactoryappearance: „Suchrampant......”
“谁的车啊……”陈述没好气的说道,一幅被刺伤了眼睛很不满意的模样:“这么嚣张……”„Kong Xi......” the eyeglassesgirls of fewspeechpoint at the saloon carback that is going far away, the soundincisivelylike the blade, harms the personcheeksburningfreshpain. „SheisKong Xi......”
“孔溪……”很少说话的眼镜女孩儿指着那远去的房车背影,声音尖锐如刀,害得人脸颊火辣辣的生痛。“她是孔溪……”
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