Really absurd! 真是岂有此理！ Luckily these are the university schoolmates, if primary school classmate, but also cannot light/only the buttocks steal the person watermelon result to be raised the kitchen knife to pursue the matter of several li (0.5 km) place oneself to say? 幸好这些是大学同学,要是小学同学的话,还不得把自己光着屁股偷人西瓜结果被人提着菜刀追了好几里地的事情说出来？ Also speaks the schoolmate friendship? Also can protect the privacy? 还讲不讲同学情谊了？还要不要保护隐私了？ The Kong Xi smile ponders looks to Chen Shu, said: „Is female bedroom very certainly attractive? Can have a lot of children not suitable contents?” 孔溪笑容玩味的看向陈述,说道:“女寝室一定很好看吧？会不会有很多少儿不宜的内容？” „Is they live the section to be short of manpower, must invite our disciplinary inspection section help.” A Chen Shu face was explaining earnestly said: „Brothers department helps each other, this is the common matter. We every insufficient time, please the life section help us move the table to lift the chair, Weigang, you said that is?” “是他们生活部缺人,非要请我们纪检部帮忙。”陈述一脸认真的解释着说道:“兄弟部门互相帮助,这是常有的事情。我们人手不够的时候,也请生活部帮我们搬桌子抬椅子,伟刚,你说是不是？” Speech time, Chen Shu also going all out is hitting the meaningful glance to Wang Weigang. 说话的时候,陈述还在拼命的对着王伟刚打眼色。 What a pity, Wang Weigang this idiot is not willing to focus on the body of Chen Shu, saw Kong Xi is interested in this topic, immediately excited further exposition, said: „Hadn't you acknowledged? Who at that time was said that can trade with me? You said that makes me be the disciplinary inspection section minister, you were the life section ministers...... to add that the bedroom health of female student was too bad, you wanted " chaotic room to use severe laws " . Also reaches an agreement the multi- female students to run and boyfriend rents the house to live, this is the extremely unsafe behavior, if the boyfriend raises a rumpus what to do? When the time comes is accepts or accepts? I have not complied luckily, how many people otherwise do I want to offend?” 可惜,王伟刚这个蠢货根本就不愿意把视线放在陈述的身上,一见到孔溪对这个话题感兴趣,立即激动的进一步揭露,说道:“你还不承认？当时是谁说要和我换的？你说让我去做纪检部部长,你来做生活部部长……还说女生的寝室卫生太糟糕了,你要「乱室用重典」。还说好多女生跑出去和男朋友租房子住,这是极不安全的行为,万一男朋友对人动手动脚的怎么办？到时候是接受呢还是接受呢？幸好我没答应,不然我要得罪多少人？” „My that also considers for schoolmate's safety.” Chen Shu is staring at Wang Weigang wickedly, somewhat looked at Kong Xi one afraid, said low voice: „As the student association cadre, we must in line with fulfill duty to the leader, does the work to the schoolmate responsible attitude. Our Chinese department majority is a female student, the male students of other department are eye covetously to us, the eye of each and everyone braves the green light, with one crowd of hungry wolf ---- As student representative who the schoolmate elects, appoints the college student leader who as the institute leader, we have no alternative but to consider comprehensively is more careful. Which student if there is to have an accident? How do we do right by our conscience? Doing right by schoolmate's parents?” “我那也是为了同学的安全着想。”陈述恶狠狠地盯着王伟刚,又有些心虚的看了孔溪一眼,小声说道:“做为学生会干部,我们要本着对领导尽职,对同学负责的态度来开展工作。咱们中文系大部份都是女生,其它系的男生对咱们系虎视眈眈,一个个的眼睛冒着绿光,跟一群饿狼似的----作为同学选举出来的学生代表,作为院领导任命的学生干部,我们不能不考虑的更加全面仔细一些。万一有哪个学生出了事？我们怎么对得起自己的良心？对得起同学的父母？” „You for this?” Wang Weigang does not believe. “你是为了这个？”王伟刚不信。 „Do you think me for what?” Chen Shu curls the lip, saying of face taunt: „Now knows why I was the president you am the secretary-general? Is because I have the mood that the broad mind/bosom and bemoans the state of the universe. You? In brain attire is the next three groups...... such person, how the leader to feel relieved in the institute student work hands over in your hand?” “你以为我为了什么？”陈述撇了撇嘴,一脸嘲讽的说道:“现在知道为什么我是主席你是秘书长了吧？就是因为我有着宽广的胸怀和悲天悯人的情怀。你呢？脑子里装的都是下三路……这样的人,领导怎么放心把院里面的学生工作交到你的手上？” „You......” Wang Weigang point at Chen Shu, the air/Qi are resulting in the body to tremble. This fellow loves to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points. “你……”王伟刚指着陈述,气得身体直哆嗦。这家伙真是哪壶不开提哪壶。 „Since Chen Shu is so fierce in the school, that is certainly popular with female student very much?” On the Kong Xi face has the delightful happy expression, pretends the careless tone to say. “既然陈述在学校里这么厉害,那一定很受女生的欢迎吧？”孔溪脸上带着甜美的笑意,装作漫不经心的语气说道。 „Coughed......” Chen Shu to cough La, held up front wine glass, said: „Everyone do not speak. Come, drinks. Drinking. Everyone does one cup together.” “咳……”陈述咳喇了一声,举起面前的酒杯,说道:“大家不要一个劲儿的说话。来,喝酒。喝酒。大家一起干一杯。” Wang Weigang carries front wine glass to toss down, looks at Kong Xi saying: „Yeah. At that time Chen Shu was man of the hour of our school. You think that we are in the female student are many, the proportion of female and male students achieved astonishingly 1 : 4. For example our class, forty students, only have 11 male students. At that time some daily many female students must ask Chen Shu to eat meal, but also some people hit to harass the telephone toward their bedroom, twice having was I receives......” 王伟刚端起面前的酒杯一饮而尽,看着孔溪说道:“可不是嘛。那个时候陈述是我们学校的风云人物。你想啊,我们系里面女生多,男女生的比例达到了惊人的1:4。譬如我们班吧,四十几个学生,只有十一个男生。那个时候每天都有很多女生要请陈述吃饭,还有人往他们寝室打骚扰电话,有两次都是我接到的……” „I also received me also to receive...... me to ask that she looks for anyone, she said looks for Chen Shu, I asked that she is, they made the telephone call......” “我也接过我也接过……我问她找谁,她说找陈述,我问她是谁,她们就把电话挂了……” „At that time Chen Shu has Ling Chen, other female students did not have the opportunity.” “不过那个时候陈述已经有了凌晨,其它女生也没有了机会。” „Ling Chen......” Kong Xi looks down to wine glass inside liquor water, said: „Is she very certainly attractive?” “凌晨啊……”孔溪低头看向酒杯里面的酒水,说道:“她一定很漂亮吧？” „Attractive, is the department of our department is colored.” “漂亮,是我们系的系花。” „Yes, can't have a liking for by our President Chen attractively?” “就是,不漂亮能被我们陈主席看上吗？” „My first love......” “我的初恋情人啊……” ------- ------- wears Ying curls the lip, said: „Does not have Sis Xi to be attractive.” 戴莹撇了撇嘴,说道:“没有溪姐好看。” Listened to wears Ying such a saying, several other steel straight male also responded, the nod echoed, said: „Right, is Sis Xi is quite attractive.” 听戴莹这么一说,其它的几个钢铁直男也都反应过来,纷纷点头附和,说道:“对对对,还是溪姐比较漂亮。” „Sis Xi is the goddess level.” “溪姐是女神级的。” „Sis Xi was I have seen the prettiest woman.” “溪姐是我见过最漂亮的女人了。” ------- ------- Chen Shu is angry very much. 陈述很生气。 You do not have praise Kong Xi of bottom line, increased my later work difficulty to be good? 你们这么没有底线的赞美孔溪,增加了我以后的工作难度好不好？ Therefore, Chen Shu holds up the wine glass again, said: „Comes, as soon as we engender respect in my mind like the flower tender and beautiful warm goddess Miss Kong Xi like Sun.” 于是,陈述再一次举起酒杯,说道:“来来来,咱们一起敬我心目中像花一样娇艳像太阳一样温暖的女神孔溪小姐。” „------” “------” „Chen Shu, always do not make us drink. We want to chat with the goddess.” Wang Weigang mouthful liquor air/Qi, discontented saying. “陈述,你不要总让我们喝酒。我们想和女神聊天。”王伟刚满嘴酒气,不满的说道。 Chen Shu looks to Wang Weigang, said: „Can in front of a few words you repeating?” 陈述看向王伟刚,说道:“能不能把你前面一句话给重复一遍？” „Do we want to chat with the goddess?” “我们想和女神聊天？” „Again first some.” “再前一些。” „Is Sis Xi I have seen the prettiest woman?” “溪姐是我见过最漂亮的女人？” „First few words that we meet.” “我们见面的第一句话。” „Chen Shu?” “陈述？” „I'm sorry, your admitting mistakes person.” Chen Shu said. “对不起,你认错人了。”陈述说道。 Chen Shu regretted very much. 陈述很后悔。 Whom if he had not incurred to annoy whose sitting a moment ago there, Wang Weigang is hitting the liquor belch from his side process, when he shouted " Chen Shu " this name, oneself return to his such a, should this be how happy? 要是刚才他没招谁惹谁的坐在那里的时候,王伟刚打着酒嗝从他身边经过,在他喊出「陈述」这个名字的时候,自己回他那么一句,这该是多么幸福啊？ ------- ------- The dinner party ended. 饭局结束。 Wang Weigang inquired low voice can invite Kong Xi to attend his birthday party, Chen Shu said you now also the young birthday casual had become, when your 60 years old of time that makes the birthday invited Kong Xi to participate again ----- 王伟刚小声询问能不能邀请孔溪参加他的生日派对,陈述说你现在还年轻生日随便过过就成了等到你六十岁做大寿的时候再邀请孔溪参加吧----- Wang Weigang spat to the air/Qi by Chen Shu forcefully. 王伟刚硬生生被陈述给气吐了。 Because after listening to the reply of Chen Shu, he turns around to lie under a big tree spits crazily. Spits rendingly, puts out in the heart all grievance. 因为听完陈述的回答后,他一转身就趴在一棵大树下面狂吐起来。吐得撕心裂肺,也吐出心中所有的委屈。 Chen Shu prepares to deliver Kong Xi to go home, here is not far from the community of Kong Xi housing, Kong Xi has not actually boarded, but looks at Chen Shu saying: „Takes a walk, digestion. Tonight ate too. Also drank many beer, feared that must gain weight.” 陈述准备送孔溪回家,这里距离孔溪居住的小区不远,孔溪却并没有上车,而是看着陈述说道:“散散步,消消食。今天晚上吃太多了。还喝了好多啤酒,怕是又要长胖了。” „Knows that drinks the beer to gain weight, do you also drink so many?” Chen Shu looks that Kong Xi makes noise to say. Reason that because drinks, the cheeks of Kong Xi are ruddy, the eye is sparkling, looked like stained the stars of dew. “知道喝啤酒要长胖,你还喝那么多？”陈述看着孔溪出声说道。因为喝了酒的缘故,孔溪的脸颊红润,眼睛亮晶晶的,就像是沾上了露水的星辰。 This time Kong Xi usually is not brilliant, even the body somewhat swayed. However, the appearance that this type smokes makes her seemingly charming lazy, arouses very much. 这个时候的孔溪没有平时睿智,甚至连身体都有些摇晃。但是,这种微熏的模样却让她看起来娇羞慵懒,很是撩人。 „Because they are your friend.” Kong Xi said. „I , if extremely arrogant, can make them feel with you have the barrier?” “因为他们是你的朋友啊。”孔溪说道。“我要是太过高傲的话,会不会让他们觉得和你之间有隔阂？” „They, if can want to be good.” Helpless Chen Shu said. These fellows under the mean guidance of Kong Xi, his university period's dirty business speaking a radish basket. What loses face to speak what, where will have the appearance of unfamiliar barrier? “他们要是能够这么想就好了。”陈述无奈说道。这些家伙在孔溪的有意引导下,把他大学时期的糗事给讲了一萝筐。什么丢脸讲什么,哪里会有生疏隔阂的样子？ „Works for several years, you know, the side has several friends is a how lucky matter.” “工作几年,你就会知道,身边有几个朋友是多么幸运的一件事情。” „I do not matter.” Chen Shu said: „After all, I am in the legend that type " have the opposite sex did not have human nature " scumbag.” “我无所谓。”陈述说道:“毕竟,我就是传说中那种「有了异性就没了人性」的渣男。” Kong Xi thinks, said: „How I felt that you are praising yourself?” 孔溪想了想,说道:“我怎么感觉你在赞美自己？” „How can scumbag praises the words and expressions of person?” “渣男怎么会是赞美人的词语呢？” The head of Kong Xi is a little dizzy, the big hand wields, said: „Walks, goes to the waterfront.” 孔溪的脑袋有点儿晕,大手一挥,说道:“走,去江边。” The waterfront was not far, got down the river dike, walked several steps to arrive. 江边不远,下了江堤,走几步就到了。 Two people cool color strolls along the river dike again, Chen Shu looked at a surrounding environment, thought that here a little looks familiar. 两人再冷色沿着江堤漫步,陈述看了一下周围的环境,觉得这里有点儿眼熟。 When he sees the front not far away " when bougainvillea park " , this thinks, previous Kong Xi and mysterious man noisy scandal ---- Walked is this said. 当他看到前面不远处的「三角梅公园」时,这才想起来,上次孔溪和神秘男人闹绯闻----走的就是这一条道。 Remembers the Kong Xi wonderful singing sound, Chen Shu cannot bear make noise saying: „To listen to music?” 想起孔溪美妙的歌声,陈述忍不住出声说道:“想不想听歌？” „I sang.” Kong Xi said. “还是我唱吧。”孔溪说道。 " Tomorrow you whether will remember 「明天你是否会想起 Diary that yesterday you wrote 昨天你写的日记 Whether tomorrow you will also keep thinking 明天你是否还惦记 You who once most liked crying " 曾经最爱哭的你」 ----- ----- «Your this Shares a table» that is one of the 90's most famous campus ballads, the old wolf also relies on this song to become " the god of campus ballad " . Until now also by countless person reorganizations and singing, has a great influence in the student community. The new students reported time sang, the old student disbanded also sang, each time the gathering, was KTV must select one of the Divine Comedy. 这首《同桌的你》是九十年代最有名气的校园民谣之一,老狼也凭借此歌成为「校园民谣之神」。直到现在还被无数人改编和传唱,在学生群体中影响极大。新生报道的时候唱,老生散伙的时候也唱,每次同学聚会,都是KTV的必点神曲之一。 The lyrics of this song are do by short greatly tight Gao Xiaosong, Gao Xiaosong when giving first love girlfriend " red " combs the inspiration of the hair obtaining. Gao Xiaosong and girlfriend " red " acquaintance love one another, later, they rented a private residence to live together in Xiamen University nearby small fisherman village. A day of morning, Gao Xiaosong to comb the hair red, loudly called out suddenly " had " , then he dropped rapidly, looked for the paper without enough time, remembered his instantaneous inspiration on a back cover of book. 这首歌的歌词是由矮大紧高晓松所做,高晓松在给初恋女友「红」梳理头发时得到的创作灵感。高晓松与女友「红」相识并相恋,之后,俩人在厦门大学附近一个小渔村租了一间民房同居。一天早晨,高晓松为红梳头,突然间大叫一声「有了」,然后他迅速放手,来不及找纸,就在一本书的封底上记下了他瞬间的灵感。 «Your Shares a table» that takes to us two enlightenment: 《同桌的你》带给我们两个启示: First, the man must many comb the hair to the girlfriend. Possibly combs is combing, the inspiration came, the life changed. 第一,男人要多给女朋友梳头。可能梳着梳着,灵感就来了,人生就改变了。 Second, the talented person not necessarily is much longer, but is certainly loose. 第二,才子不一定长得好看,但一定要风流。 Why do the ancients always in front of two characters add on " loosely " two characters " talented person " ? Because was short loosely, probably the talent and life of talented person take the gloomy three points. 古人为什么总是把「才子」两个字前面加上「风流」两字？因为少了风流,好像才子的才华和人生就要黯淡三分似的。 Naturally, these words were the ancient said that the present talented person keeps firmly in mind that eight glory eight shames persevered the socialism core value 100 years not to vacillate...... 当然,这些话是古人说的,现在的才子都会牢记八荣八耻坚守社会主义核心价值观一百年不动摇…… Before Chen Shu, hear is the editions of old wolf, a long hair man bullet hit guitar is singing, the sound is clear and bright, brings to make people unable to recall, has no place to go the sadness. 陈述以前听的都是老狼的版本,一个长发男人弹着吉它唱着歌,声音清朗,却又带着让人无法挽回,无处可去的忧伤。 The Kong Xi sound is close to that edition of black duck combination, sound low and deep, exquisiteness of deduction, emotion implication is also stronger. 孔溪的声音更接近黑鸭子组合的那个版本,声音更加的低沉,演绎的更加细腻,情感蕴含的也更加浓烈。 Chen Shu hear was somewhat crazy. 陈述听的有些痴了。 Ended, Chen Shu was still quiet in the middle of that atmosphere that in the lyrics create. 一曲结束,陈述仍然沉寂在歌词所营造的那种氛围当中。 This song is a story, is a very moved story. 这首歌是一个故事,是一个很伤感的故事。 More pondered, more offends somebody. 越是细想,越是伤人。 Chen Shu did not speak, Kong Xi did not speak. 陈述不说话,孔溪也不说话。 At this time, all words seemed unnecessary. 这个时候,所有的话都显得多余。 They walk shoulder to shoulder above this river dike, is swayed by the river wind, no matter what the corona of moonlight on their face upper bodies dyes. 俩人并肩走在这江堤之上,由江风吹拂,任月色在他们脸上身上晕染开来。 Gust, Chen Shu could not bear shrink the neck, said: „Is a little cold.” 一阵风来,陈述忍不住缩了缩脖子,说道:“有点冷。” „Can use the hand?” The Kong Xi corners of the mouth appear wipe the smart-alecky happy expression, the brittle sound asked. “是要借手吗？”孔溪嘴角浮现一抹俏皮的笑意,脆声问道。 „Always finds the person with the hand, strange embarrassed.” Chen Shu said. “总找人借手,也怪不好意思的。”陈述说道。 „......” Kong Xi blows up the cheek help/gang, panting in indignation appearance. Does not borrow to consider as finished. You think that who likes borrowing you? “……”孔溪鼓起腮帮,气呼呼的模样。不借算了。你以为谁喜欢借你啊？ „Can borrow a hug?” Chen Shu said: „I next time also you.” “能不能借一个拥抱？”陈述说道:“我下次还你。” „......” “……” ------ ------ ------- ------- Above river dike, in grove. 江堤之上,树丛之中。 A shadow has followed in Chen Shu and Kong Xi behind, they are quick, his step also follows quickly. They are slow, his step also slows down. When they stop, he then ambushes in the thorn no longer moves. 一道黑影一直跟随在陈述和孔溪身后,他们快,他的步伐也跟着快。他们慢,他的步伐也放缓下来。当他们停下来时,他便潜伏在荆棘之中不再动弹。 Wind clear moon/month, always has the place that the moonlight cannot shine. 风清月朗,却总有月光照耀不到的地方。