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#787: Food is poisonous

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„Ha, teased me! Your sect disciples, how such interesting!” The laughter of blue sky honorable person, reverberates in the main hall, numerous long face black like black ink. “哈哈哈,逗死我了！你们宗门的弟子们,怎么这么的有意思啊！”青云真人的笑声,回荡在大殿之内,众长老脸黑如墨。 Such scene, making the blue sky honorable person in main hall not bear, laughs. This crowd stupidly lacks, they are really eating meal! That insolent appearance, making people very helpless. 这样的场面,让大殿之内的青云真人又没忍住,哈哈哈大笑。这群傻缺,他们是真的在吃饭啊！那张狂的样子,让人很是无奈。 The numerous Flying Immortal Sect elder only feels to feel ashamed, because the oversuspicious truth of this disciple does not have. Others are really eating meal! But, they can only look now dry/does, awkward drinking tea, the least bit cannot add on busily, whatever the disciple analyzes carelessly. 众飞仙宗长老只觉得脸上无光,因为这个弟子的多疑一点道理也没有。人家真的是在吃饭！可是,他们现在只能干看着,尴尬的喝茶,半点忙也帮不上,任由那弟子胡乱分析去吧。 „Senior Brother is intelligent, like this close thoughts, I and others then study again for 100 years, cannot learn.” Junior Brother start to flatter, the sound that pats. “还是师兄聪慧,这样的细密心思,我等便是再学一百年,都学不到。”师弟们开始拍马屁,拍的啪啪响。 In Du Leixin was comfortable, but, how this East city Branch school deals, is an issue. 杜磊心中舒坦了,但是,这东城分校如何应对,还是个问题。 „Senior Brother, was inferior that several of us first do go out, search their actual situation?” Some Junior Brother are saying, they are willing to be the leading soldier, the foot soldier attendant. “师兄,不如我们几个先出去,探探他们的虚实？”有师弟这么说着,他们愿意做先头兵,马前卒。 „ Also good, but, you are surely careful, the disciple of this crowd of East city Branch schools strange, remember, our goals are to form an alliance, is really not good, begins again! „ “也好,但是,你们千万要小心,这群东城分校的弟子邪乎的很,记住,我们的目的是结盟,实在不行了,再动手！“ Du Lei a few words, the disciples nod, right that Senior Brother said that their goals are to form an alliance, does not become enemies. If not really good, is beginning. 杜磊一句话,弟子们点头,师兄说的对,他们的目的是结盟,不是结仇。要是实在不行了,在动手。 Therefore, how many disciples unceasing close to Xiao Guoguo they, little, little, a point...... selects, hid under to the eye, can't this group of people feel on a point? A look does not give, this is several meanings! 于是,几个弟子不断的靠近肖果果他们,一点点的,一点点的,一点……点个屁啊,都到了眼皮子底下了,这群人就一点也感觉不到吗？连个眼神都不给,这是几个意思啊！ „We, are Hanyang Branch schools!” And a disciple is emboldening, shouted, stirred up the people to look together to him. “我们,是汉阳分校的！”其中一个弟子壮着胆子,喊了一句,惹得众人一起看向了他。 Who is this? Hanyang Branch school? Does? 这是谁啊？汉阳分校的？干什么的？ „You have anything!” Young Master Pan not happy asking, everyone is enjoying the meal that he makes time, how can some people disturb! “你们有什么事吗！”潘公子不高兴的问道,大家正在享受他做的饭菜的时候,怎么能有人打扰呢！ „All right.” The male disciple looks at the Young Master Pan look, trembled, how such ominous! “没事。”男弟子看着潘公子的眼神,哆嗦了一下,怎么这么的凶啊！ „Is all right has not hurried to roll, hasn't seen to eat meal?” Young Master Pan got angry, is all right to jump to brush anything to have the feeling! “没事还不赶紧滚,没看到吃饭呢吗？”潘公子怒了,没事跳出来刷什么存在感！ „Yeah, Little Panpan, cultivating the behavior must be so insincere, you have a look at others, coming from far away, is the guests, was definitely hungry.” Xiao Guoguo is saying, wiped the mouth, looks at present three, very happy appearance. “哎,小潘潘,做人不能这么不厚道,你看看人家,远道而来,都是客,肯定是饿了。”肖果果说着,擦了嘴,看着眼前三只,很高兴的样子。 „Hungry? Looked we do eat the thing to be greedy? Goes to take a meal to them.” Young Master Pan smiles in the past took three plates of fried rice. “饿了吗？难道是看我们吃东西馋的？去给他们拿点饭菜吧。”潘公子笑眯眯的过去拿了三盘炒饭。 „Does not use, does not use, we do not eat!” Three people are saying, panic-stricken of face, on own initiative eating! This is must kill by poison them! This group of people, really anxious good intention! “不用,不用,我们不吃！”三人这么说着,一脸的惊恐,主动给吃的！这是要毒死他们啊！这群人,果然不安好心！ „Do not fear, we do not give for nothing your, plate of fried rice, low-grade spirit stones, decides to buy to the hand together, treats both the young and old honestly, excellent in quality and reasonable in price!” “别怕,我们不是白给你们的,一盘炒饭,一块下品灵石,买定离手,童叟无欺,物美价廉！” Xiao Guoguo is saying, East city Branch school disciple mouth, this eldest child one afraid uses the idiom blindly. Tray fried rice, together low-grade spirit stones? Also was too black. 肖果果这么说着,东城分校弟子嘴巴一顿,这老大一心虚就瞎用成语。一盘子炒饭,一块下品灵石？也太黑了。 Now, Xiao Guoguo has used oneself force, conquered the everyone in entire team, everyone unites. Facing buying and selling by using compulsion of Xiao Guoguo, no one spoke. 现在,肖果果已经用自己的武力,征服了整个队伍中的所有人,大家团结的很。面对肖果果的强买强卖,没人说话。 „Together low-grade spirit stones? Is this inexpensive?!” Surprised of that three disciple faces, their originally thought this woman wants their lives, has not thought that wants their spirit stones! “一块下品灵石？这还不贵？！”那三个弟子一脸的惊讶,他们本以为这女人是要他们的性命,没想到是要他们的灵石！ Not awfully good, feeling that this relaxes suddenly what's the matter? 不要命就好,这突然松了一口气的感觉是怎么回事？ „Our chefs tie pill period cultivator, ties pill period cultivator to the fried rice that you make, receives your together low-grade spirit stones, expensive/noble?” Xiao Guoguo asked that the brand marketing did unusual was proper. “我们这厨子可是结丹期修士,结丹期修士给你们做的炒饭,就收你一块下品灵石,贵吗？”肖果果问道,品牌营销做的非常到位。 Three people: „......” They also suddenly thought that what to do is inexpensive? This woman is quite fearful! 三人:“……”他们也突然觉得不贵了怎么办？这女人好可怕！ Looks three disciples by flickering received the fried rice, paid spirit stones, opens mouth must eat, that conceals follows to hurt in the following Du Leiqi five main internal organs (entrails), these three idiots! 看着三个弟子被忽悠的接过了炒饭,付了灵石,张嘴就要吃,那藏在后面的杜磊气的五脏六腑都跟着疼,这三个蠢货！ Together spirit strength, accurate hitting on dinner plate, three tray fried rice flew directly. In three disciple hearts the severe pain, that is three spirit stones, they have not tasted one. 一道灵力,准确的打在了餐盘上,三盘子炒饭就直接飞了。三个弟子心中剧痛,那可是三块灵石啊,他们都没尝到一口。 But next instance, together yellow form fierce jumping, clever three tray fried rice holding in the mouth. Flying wing yellow tiger mimicry lovable is not good, compared with yellow cat many, body clever falling, defends the fried rice that is picking to open at the worst well satisfied eats. 而下个瞬间,一道黄色的身影猛的跃起,灵巧的将三盘子炒饭给叼走了。飞翼黄虎的拟态可爱的不行,比一只黄猫大不了多少,身子灵巧的落下,心满意足守着捡到的炒饭开吃。 The masters said, the waste is ignominious! Now it understands finally, has the master who can prepare food is how happy matter! 主人说,浪费是可耻的！现在它总算明白,有个会做饭的主人是多么幸福的事情！ „Is your must kill by poison the disciple of my Hanyang Branch school?!” A Du Lei face righteousness expression ran, looks at Xiao Guoguo several people, was full of the alert. “你们这是要毒杀我汉阳分校的弟子吗？！”杜磊一脸义正言辞的跑了出来,看着肖果果几个人,充满了戒备。 People: Mental illness where „......” comes! How also to put the blame on victim? Clearly is their anxious good intention in peripheral hides? 众人:“……”哪里来的神经病啊！怎么还倒打一耙呢？分明是他们不安好心的在周边藏身吧？ Elders: „......” This stupidly lacks, that is tray fried rice! This special the faces of several lifetime lost, next time the big ratio, will say anything cannot make outside sect Zhiren come to see lively. 众长老:“……”这个傻缺,那就是一盘子炒饭！这特么的几辈子的脸都丢完了,下次大比,说什么也不能让外宗之人来看热闹了。 „What you said that what to be poisonous?” Young Master Pan gawked, asked. “你说什么,毒什么？”潘公子愣了一下,问道。 „Kills by poison! Do not think that I do not know, you intoxicate in the meal! Made us be swindled!” Du Lei is saying, the disciples of Hanyang Branch school looks at the opposite party discretely. “毒杀！不要以为我不知道,你们在饭菜之中下了毒！引我们上当！”杜磊这么说着,汉阳分校的弟子们一个个的谨慎的看着对方。 The East city Branch school disciples gawked, how not to have thought, will bump into such mental illness, had not seen that they are also eating? Are they sick? 东城分校弟子们愣了,怎么都没想到,会碰到这样的神经病,没看到他们也在吃呢吗？难道他们有病？ „I go! You come, you who I do not hit today spit the urine, I am not surnamed Pan!” Young Master Pan thought that oneself was suspected as the professional ethics of chef. “我去！你过来,我今天不打的你吐尿,我就不姓潘！”潘公子觉得自己作为厨子的职业操守被怀疑了。 „Under, Little Panpan is calm, cannot haggle over with the patient, this being killed paranoea is the sickness, must govern.” Xiao Guoguo is saying, held on Young Master Pan. “等下,小潘潘冷静,不能跟病人计较,这被害妄想症是病,得治。”肖果果这么说着,拉住了潘公子。 „Yes this brain water penetration! Poisonous? Do poisonous we also eat?” Wei Ling puzzled asking. “是啊这脑子进水了吧！有毒？有毒我们还吃？”魏铃不解的问道。 „Your this was to direct us was swindled eats intentionally, you affirmed that has taken the antidote!” Du Lei is definitely saying, but also has the riddle general self-confident smile. “你们这是为了引我们上当故意吃的,你们肯定早就吃了解药！”杜磊十分肯定的说着,还带着谜一般的自信笑容。 „For you, we give back to oneself to take poison? Ha, you also match!” The white fatty is puzzled, these funny guys, where come! “为了你们,我们还给自己服毒？哈哈哈,你们也配！”白胖子不解,这些活宝,从哪里来的啊！ „Snort, you give up any idea to quibble! Today's matter, after we go out, decides however must report sect!” The Du Leiyi expression is saying. “哼,你们休想狡辩！今日的事情,我们出去之后,定然要禀告宗门的！”杜磊义正言辞的说着。 „Right, reported sect, had a look at your underhanded methods.” “没错,禀告宗门,看看你们的下作手段。” „Yes, this/should so.” “就是,就该如此。” The disciples of Hanyang Branch school are saying excitedly, thought that oneself has stood in the commanding point of moral principle, can despise them heartily. Actually does not know, in the East city Branch school disciple eyes, this is one crowd of mental illness. 汉阳分校的弟子们激动的说着,觉得自己已经站在了伦理道德的制高点,可以尽情的鄙视他们了。却不知道,东城分校弟子眼中,这就是一群神经病。 „Is casual you.” “随便你们。” The feeling of Xiao Guoguo is, they definitely cannot explain today. However wants to gain a spirit stones, this may be good, was suspected directly intoxicated. 肖果果的感觉就是,他们今天肯定是解释不清楚了。不过是想赚点灵石,这可好,直接被怀疑下毒了。 In this group of people one or two was not normal even, is not how normal, that expression, probably really in suspecting them intoxicated in the meal. This what person, usually in mistrusts each other was too fierce? 这群人之中一个两个不正常就算了,怎么都不正常,那表情,好像真的是在怀疑他们在饭菜里下毒了。这都什么人啊,平日里尔虞我诈的太厉害了吧？
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