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Above Lingxiao Baodian, the Jade Emperor big day reveres sits above the emperor place high, is actually playing chess with Chen Ang. 凌霄宝殿之上,玉皇大天尊高坐帝座之上,却与陈昂在下棋。 He holds the black mole to advance, stops up a Chen Ang air hole conveniently, accomplished tribulation material conveniently, said with a smile: „Immeasurable day reveres, this, was I first won one.” 他执黑子先行,随手堵住陈昂的一孔气眼,又顺手造就了一个劫材,笑道:“无量天尊,这一回,是我先赢了一手。” Chen Ang looks up him, in the tone conceals the threat saying: „Big day reveres, you bully my family monkey bastard like this, I cannot endure!” 陈昂抬头看他,语气中隐含威胁道:“大天尊,你这样欺负我家猴崽子,我不能忍啊！” „Can't endure you to be able really the type?” The Jade Emperor big day reveres to laugh saying: „We have established the agreement before the too clear elder brother, I did not ask the genesis main body to act, you cannot make a move to help your disciple. Now although I revere the position by the sky, opens for that Guan Yin hangs, how can you? Refuses to accept to hit me!” “不能忍你又能真么样？”玉皇大天尊大笑道:“我们已经在太清兄长面前立下约定,我不请元始本尊出手,你也不能出手帮你那徒儿。如今我虽然以昊天尊位,为那观世音菩萨开挂,你又能如何？不服来打我呀！” „You spoke like this, believed me to get angry immediately to you looks!” Chen Ang points at his nose to say. “你这样说话,信不信我马上翻脸给你看！”陈昂指着他鼻子道。 „Come! Gets angry gets angry! Our brothers three always on together, to your one person are our three people on together, to mighty force, universe great antiquity innumerable lives, is we on together. I do not believe that your throws Jiezi to turn our Taoist trinity three competently! My genesis mixes in this multi- universe, depended is the brothers loyalty!” The Jade Emperor big day reveres to raise the checkerboard. “来呀！翻脸就翻脸呀！我们兄弟三个向来一起上,对你一个人是我们三个人一起上,对上千军万马,宇宙洪荒无数生灵,也是我们一起上。我就不信,你这个扑街仔能干翻我们三清三个！我元始在这多元宇宙混,靠的就是兄弟义气！”玉皇大天尊欲掀棋盘。 „You enough plant!” Chen Ang considers as finished secretly, oneself add on Chen Jiaozhu to be not necessarily able to resist opposite three people, if there is a revelation to act, opposite does not fear actually. But revelation that boy always has oneself idea, originally oneself come to this side world, is the invitation too makes a move to gang up to surround and beat up the revelation clear. Although the revelation is glad to see this matter, actually not necessarily sells the face. Other such as the river of the netherworld and other status, are not good to act. “你够有种！”陈昂暗暗算了一下,自己加上陈教主未必能抗得过对面三个人,若是有天启出手,倒是不惧对面。但天启那厮向来有自己的想法,本来自己来这方世界,就是邀请太清出手围殴天启。虽然天启乐于见得此事,却不一定卖自己面子。其他诸如冥河等种种身份,却也不好出手。 Chen Ang calculates at heart, immediately laughs saying: „A genesis brother comes honored, was the ancestor of universe Taishi Taichu, why among students proverb, young child affection....... Plays chess!” 陈昂心里算定,当即大笑道:“元始道兄出身尊贵,乃是宇宙太始太初之祖,何必学人间俗语,小儿作态。来来来……下棋下棋！” „Haha, annoyed Chen fellow daoist to laugh!” The Jade Emperor big day reveres also removes the scowl instantaneously, said with a smile: „Main body once in a strange universe good fortune, mentioned also unusually, this honored is the genesis Son of Heaven, is Pangu one, Pangu of that universe, is actually a zombie common filthy thing. I see that universe is quite unusual, then stopped over a time. Studied some world obscene talks...... to annoy the person to laugh......!” “哈哈,惹陈道友笑话了！”玉皇大天尊也瞬间褪去怒容,笑道:“本尊曾在一个奇异宇宙造化,说来也奇特,本尊贵为元始天王,乃是盘古之一,那个宇宙的盘古,却是一种僵尸一般的秽物。我见那个宇宙颇为奇特,便逗留了一段时候。学了一些人间骚话……惹人发笑……哈哈！” „Mentioning is also the accident of sorts, that universe as if also once saw the fellow daoist, the glance!” “说来也是机缘巧合,那个宇宙似乎也曾见道友,惊鸿一瞥啊！” „?” Chen Ang said surprisedly: „Is fellow daoist......?” “哦？”陈昂惊疑道:“道友是……？” „Fellow Daoist, although has the name of Pangu, but with the frame of mind of fellow daoist, how to hold body of the zombie contamination.” The Chen Ang ponder moment, said with a smile suddenly: „Originally is the heavenly book, I said that universe world person three books somewhat seem strange, a that destiny thing, the origin is strange, originally has the fellow daoist to meddle.” “道友虽有盘古之名,但以道友的心气,如何会托身僵尸污秽之体。”陈昂沉思片刻,忽而笑道:“原来是天书,我说那个宇宙天地人三书似乎有些诡异,那命运一物,来历离奇,原来是有道友在插手。” The Chen Ang as if front anything matter has not happened, said with a smile toward Jade Emperor submissively. 陈昂仿佛前面什么事都没有发生,朝玉皇大帝拱手笑道。 Jade Emperor when answered, suddenly the complexion changed, shouted: „Chen fellow daoist is very deceitful, unexpectedly is cloudy I!” 玉皇大帝正待回话,忽而脸色一变,喝道:“陈道友好不奸诈,居然阴我！” Originally is under the Guan Yin please have everywhere various Buddha main body the time, involuntary read Buddha: „Salutes Wuliangshou Buddha, saluting immeasurable light Buddha, salutes Amitabha!” 原来是下方观世音菩萨请出漫天诸佛本尊的时候,身不由己的念出了一个佛号:“南无无量寿佛,南无无量光佛,南无阿弥陀佛！” Chen Ang pats the desktop, said with a smile: ‚ Fellow Daoist, below is calling my given name! And allows me to lose concentration to search! ” 陈昂一拍桌面,笑道:‘道友,下面在叫我的名号呢！且容我分神过去一探！” The Jade Emperor big day reveres wants to prevent, actually listens to by the ear to broadcast the Chen Ang voice saying: „Big day reveres, cannot make a move. Both of us agree before the too clear fellow daoist, your my main body does not act, that is I looked that is mean-spirited in your main body, the big day reveres you to receive to select the grievance slightly, he stops up in three universe entrances, compelling me to sign the treaty signed under coercion.” 玉皇大天尊本想阻止,却听耳旁传来陈昂声音道:“大天尊,切不可出手。我俩在太清道友面前约定,你我本尊绝不出手,那是我看在你本尊小气吧啦,大天尊你稍微受点委屈,他就堵在三界宇宙门口,逼我签下城下之盟。” „But in the agreement, had not mentioned the big day reveres you unable to act, has the big day to revere in the sky position standard, opens to the Guan Yin crazily hangs this, this matter I have not haggled over. Then, the main body also trumpet, calls makes Wuliangshou Buddha, immeasurable light Buddha, reveres general with the big day, is not within the agreement!” “但约定中,可未提到大天尊你不能出手,才有大天尊以昊天位格,给观世音菩萨疯狂开挂这一回,此事我都未曾计较。说起来,本尊也有一个小号,唤作无量寿佛,无量光佛,与大天尊一般,都不在约定之内呢！” „This time is also only the projection surrounds, if the big day reveres to make a move personally, could not say that Wuliangshou Buddha, has to make a move personally, reveres this grade of reckless action the big day, strangles in the swaddling clothes.” “此次也只是投影围观,若是大天尊要亲自出手,说不得那尊无量寿佛,也不得不亲手出手,将大天尊这等妄行,扼杀在襁褓之中。” „Rumbles to kill you to the dregs!” “将你轰杀至渣啊！” The Jade Emperor big day reveres hears word is, puts a Chen Ang god to read clone, arrives at the world of mortals, in the mouth said: „, Puts the day to revere your god to read the world of mortals, but does not know that I bully you in the sky position standard, how the day reveres can deal.” 玉皇大天尊闻言便是一顿,放陈昂一点神念分身,降临下界,口中却道:“也罢,就放天尊你一点神念下界,只是不知我以昊天位格欺你,天尊又能如何应对。” Then, then got up hand/subordinate one, actually watched changes quietly, the arm rest planted the hand of dragon. 说罢,便起手下了一子,却是静观其变,扶手栽龙之手。 Chen Ang did not reply, was only with one, actually during pointed to the big dragon that the Jade Emperor big day revered...... under to be void, immeasurable light Buddha, Wuliangshou Buddha Dharmakaya in void presently, Wuliangshou Buddha main body then looked at Goddess one for the first time faintly, in the eye the look meant deep conceals, the Goddess looked like, was clearly saying: 陈昂也不回答,只是跟了一手,却直指玉皇大天尊的大龙……下方虚空之中,无量光佛,无量寿佛法身于虚空之中乍现,无量寿佛本尊回头隐隐看了观世音一眼,眼中神色意味深藏,观世音看来,分明是在说: „You open crazily hang, bully my family child. Has thought that it also has the backstage! The father will also support the gathering place to him!” “你疯狂开挂,欺负我家崽。有没有想过,它也是有后台的！老子也是会给他撑场子的！” That side immeasurable light Buddha also said by the look: „Has the monster of backstage you also to dare really to hit! Opens hangs to hit! Are you bully its family/home not to have the Sir?” 那边无量光佛也以眼神说道:“有后台的妖怪你也敢真打！还是开挂来打！你是欺负它家没有大人么？” These two Buddha main body come out, starts to chant incantations crazily. 这两尊佛陀本尊一出来,也开始疯狂念咒起来。 In the mouth Buddha is nondescript, one after another: „Salutes no calorimetry Buddha, saluting immeasurable strength Buddha, saluting immeasurable entropy Buddha, salutes the hot lonesome Buddha big Bodhisattva, the saluting nuclear power reveres king Buddha, saluting strong nuclear potential Buddha, salutes a unification Buddha, the saluting immeasurable light does not have the calorimetry immeasurable radiation nuclear to revere king Buddha, will salute demon ancestor Buddha, the saluting river of the netherworld bloodshed will revere Buddha in the future......” 口中佛号不伦不类,一个接一个:“南无无量热佛,南无无量力佛,南无无量熵佛,南无热寂佛大菩萨,南无核能尊王佛,南无强核力佛,南无统一场佛,南无无量光无量热无量辐射核尊王佛,南无未来魔祖佛,南无冥河血海尊佛……” He read Buddha every time, then the Buddha main body from appeared void. 他每念一声佛号,便有一尊佛陀本尊自虚空浮现。 „Salutes the Gatling big Bodhisattva!” “南无加特林大菩萨！” Declared, has void loud, immediately wears adjoins Lu Mao, wears the string of pearls, the bracelet, the arm bracelet, the shawl trotcozy and emperor's clothes, Mani bead, after the brain, has the light wheel along with the revolutions, the step of dignified graceful Bodhisattva Dharmakaya from void, he has nine first six arms, several heads have Manizu size, gathers in the top of the head, such as coronal. 一声宣称,虚空自有响,当即就有一尊头戴毗卢帽,身着璎珞,手钏,臂钏,披肩披巾、天衣,摩尼法珠,脑后有光轮随转,庄严曼妙的菩萨法身从虚空中步出,他有九头六臂,几个头颅自有摩尼珠般大小,聚拢在头顶,如冠状。 In six arms, holds a Buddhist musical instrument respectively. 六臂之中,各持一件法器。 Has the crow bar, the ak47 , rpg bazooka, 107 rocket launchers, another two hands press the Gatling six machine guns, on the shoulder waist are entangling the defense and attack grenade, the waist are inserting the tactical dagger, above method, lottery prize money Sanskrit dances in the air up and down, on that six machine gun manages, six character Omiya seed incantations blossom in radiant splendor, the end is the buddhist image is dignified, has the Buddhism impressive and dignified manner. 有撬棍,ak47,rpg火箭筒,107火箭炮,另有两只手按着加特林六管机枪,肩腰上缠着防御和攻击手雷,腰间插着战术匕首,一干法器之上,彩金梵文上下飞舞,那六根机枪管上,六字大光明种子咒大放光明,端是宝相庄严,自有佛门威仪在。 The most noteworthy is that Gatling Bodhisattva sits down, that god beast, the steel casting uneven body, the strong engine engine power, the operating system of solid anti- exercise, is Picka god beast supporting-heaven pillar, 最引人注目的是加特林菩萨坐下,那尊神兽,钢铁铸造有棱有角的机体,强大的发动机引擎动力,结实耐操的操作系统,正是皮卡神兽擎天柱, As in Gatling Bodhisattva hand six Gatling sprays the huge spear/gun flame, AK, rpg and 107 rocket launchers also send out the flame that angrily roars and gushes out, sits down Picka supporting-heaven pillar to thunder, surrounding forehead soldier, like cutting grass general neat dropping down. Guan Yin does not check, by a round of rpg positive/direct bang on face. 随着加特林菩萨手中六管加特林喷射出巨大的枪焰,ak、rpg、107火箭炮也随之发出怒吼和喷薄而出的火光,坐下皮卡擎天柱轰鸣,周围的天庭兵将,如同割草一般性的整齐倒下。观世音菩萨一个不查,被一发rpg正面轰在脸上。 Gatling Bodhisattva reveals the tooth to laugh, a hand holds down the Gatling six machine guns, the making a fist skirt-width, said single-handedly sang: „Yes! rpg!” 加特林菩萨露出牙齿大笑着,一只手按住加特林六管机枪,一手握拳下摆,说唱道:“yes！rpg!” Behind that many Buddha Bodhisattva who appears with Wuliangshou Buddha also one and Zen sang: „Yes! rpg!” 那背后诸多随着无量寿佛浮现的佛陀菩萨也一并禅唱道:“yes！rpg！”
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