Chapter 764 and miss! 第764章、姑娘！ Solved the lodging problem of Li Xiangjun masters and disciples, in the compartment fell into again silent. 解决了李香君师徒的住宿问题,车厢里就再一次陷入了沉默。 Endured to endure, Li Xiangjun or/is still could not bear make noise to ask: „Did you really record?” 忍了又忍,李香君还是忍不住出声问道:“你真的录像了？” She thinks that Tang Zhong cheats them, not possible really stands in the entrance records. 她以为唐重只是诈他们,不可能真的站在门口录像。 „Record.” Tang Zhong fishes out the cell phone from the pocket, said: „Speaking of that present cell phone also indeed good thing. Young Master discourteous Flowery Girl, the or/is still management attack sells melon Sir, so long as pulls out the cell phone to make several pictures, they can only being without a fight passivity ability. I have profited repeatedly. Little Long / little dragon, do you have the cell phone? If no I deliver you one. Next time some people of discourteous Flowery Girl —— your masters, you will fish out the cell phone photograph again secretly.” “录了。”唐重从口袋里摸出手机,说道:“你还别说,现在的手机还真是好东西。无论是大少非礼如花少女,还是城管袭击卖瓜大爷,只要掏出手机拍几张照片,他们就只能束手就擒毫无抵抗能力。我已经多次受益。小龙,你有没有手机？没有的话我送你一部。下次再有人非礼如花少女——你师父,你就偷偷摸出手机拍照。” „Really? Can I use the cell phone?” Waits the Little Long / little dragon excited complexion flushed. He lives in the Mt. Heming top for a long time, may not have the cell phone like this high tech gadget. „Good. Later if again some people of discourteous indecent master ——” “真的？我可以用手机吗？”候小龙激动的脸色潮红。他长期住在鹤鸣山顶,可没有手机这样的高科技玩意儿。“太好了。以后要是再有人非礼猥亵师父——” Thump —— 咚—— Waited the head of Little Long / little dragon to be knocked. 候小龙的脑袋被敲了一记。 Li Xiangjun complexion slightly cold, shouted: „Little Long / little dragon, shut up.” 李香君脸色微寒,喝道:“小龙,闭嘴。” Others said that ‚discourteous indecent’, what vigor do you follow to create a disturbance? You know that what meaning these two words and expressions are? 别人说‘非礼猥亵’,你跟着起哄什么劲儿？你知道这两个词语是什么意思吗？ Waiting a Little Long / little dragon face is suffering, actually does not dare to make noise again the speech. Looks pitiful to Tang Zhong, meant: My cell phone. 候小龙一脸委屈,却不敢再出声说话。只是可怜兮兮地看向唐重,意思是说:我的手机。 „Relax. I will deliver you a cell phone.” Saying of Tang Zhong guarantee. „Intelligence machine. High clear camera. Selfie or/is still pats others, will not have any issue. Right, you applied for one WeChat, then increased my WeChat. Your master performs the tea ceremony time, you pass on several pictures to me secretly.” “放心吧。我会送你一部手机的。”唐重保证似的说道。“智能机。高清晰摄像头。无论是自拍还是拍别人,都不会有任何问题。对了,你申请一个微信号,然后添加我的微信。你师父表演茶道的时候,你偷偷给我传几张照片。” Waits Little Long / little dragon to hit the meaningful glance to Tang Zhong, said low voice: „This should say secretly.” 候小龙对着唐重打眼色,小声说道:“这个应该偷偷说。” Thump! 咚！ Waited the head of Little Long / little dragon to be shot by Li Xiangjun. 候小龙的脑袋又被李香君弹了一记。 Tang Zhong Xiaoxiao / smiles, throws the cell phone in hand to driving Buddhist Monk, said: „My cell phone lost, it seems like trades one again.” 唐重笑笑,把手里的手机丢给正在开车的和尚,说道:“我的手机丢了,看来得重换一部。” „I know how should do. Relax, makes certainly that boy not ask.” Buddhist Monk grinning saying. The cell phone lost, the inside video naturally also followed to lose. “我知道应该怎么做。放心吧,一定让那小子讨不到好。”和尚笑嘻嘻的说道。手机丢了,里面的视频自然也跟着丢了。 Who can complain that one did throw cell phone the person of feeling sorry for? 谁能埋怨一个丢了手机的可怜之人呢？ „——” Li Xiangjun thought that oneself even more understood Tang Zhong. “——”李香君觉得自己更加了解唐重了。 Also grasped others' hand face to say a moment ago intimately ‚from an exchange of blows friendship grows we became good friend of sharing hardships starting today’, in an instant threw the good friend to be harmed by him the cell phone. 刚才还握着别人的手一脸亲热的说‘不打不相识从今天开始我们就成了患难与共的好朋友’,转眼间就把手机丢了好朋友被他害了。 His cell phone truly was ‚losing’. Was lost by him to others. 他的手机确实是‘丢’了。被他丢给别人了。 „Qin Kan is really pitiful.” Li Xiangjun wants to say in heart. “秦堪真可怜。”李香君在心里想道。 Because Tang Zhong gives Jiang Keren to hit telephone ahead of time, said that he will go home to rest in the evening. Therefore Jiang Keren has been waiting at home. 因为唐重提前给姜可人打过电话,说他晚上会回家来睡。所以姜可人一直在家里等着。 When his vehicle appears in the villa entrance, Jiang Keren of white casual attire welcomed on the half step. 当他的车子出现在别墅门口时,一身白色休闲装的姜可人就快步迎了出来。 She sees to follow in Tang Zhong behind the body Li Xiangjun, expression obviously to stare. 她看到跟在唐重身后的李香君,表情明显一愣。 God? Did the son bring accurate daughter-in-law / wife to visit? 天啊？儿子带准媳妇上门了？ Before Tang Zhong, has not led the girl to see her. This or/is still first. 要知道,唐重以前从来都没有带女孩子过来见她。这还是头一回。 Moreover, late at night gets, suggestion wasn't very obvious? 而且,三更半夜的把人领回来,暗示的不是很明显了吗？ Jiang Keren was really happy. She hoped day-by-day, she hoped year by year. Waiting isn't the day of? 姜可人实在是太高兴了。她盼了一天又一天,她盼了一年又一年。等待的不就是这一天吗？ Tang Zhong, he takes seriously oneself more and more, cared about oneself this mother more and more. 唐重,他越来越重视自己,也越来越在乎自己这个妈妈了。 Although she in surface to keep calm, actually goes forward to hold the hand of Li Xiangjun quickly, said: „Miss, hungry? I do delicious to you. Do not be constrained, treats as oneself to be the same here.” 她虽然表面上保持着淡定,却快步上前拉着李香君的手,说道:“姑娘,饿了吧？我给你做好吃的。不要拘束,就把这儿当作自己家一样。” Girls? 姑娘？ Li Xiangjun stands in the night wind disorderly. 李香君站在夜风里凌乱。 Tang Zhong also at the scene, the cheeks pulls out pulls out. 唐重也愣在当场,脸颊抽啊抽的。 He has not thought that will trigger such misunderstanding, his mother Sir hasn't —— too made the experience of mother? 他也没想到会引发这样的误会,他的这位母亲大人——也太没有做老妈的经验了吧？ Which direction which spot do you from look at others are your son's girlfriend? Didn't you fear like this attentively being scared? 你是从哪个方向哪个部位看出来人家是你儿子的女朋友的？你这样殷勤也不怕把人给吓着了？ Saw that Li Xiangjun being thrown into confusion small mouth slightly open actually does not know from where the pretty appearance of explanation, Tang Zhong was happy again. 看到李香君手忙脚乱小嘴微张却不知道从何解释的俏丽模样,唐重心里又乐开了。 Until now, Li Xiangjun gives her feeling is graceful, probably the both feet toward a ground ball, can fly high to fly no longer to return. 一直以来,李香君给她的感觉就是飘飘欲仙,好像双脚往地上一弹,就能够凌空飞去不再归来。 Here is the world of human beings, she is the angel, the person the immortal different way, does not have the result. 这里是人界,她是天仙,人仙殊途,是没有好结果的。 Therefore, he did not explain intentionally, said: „I was also hungry. If there are bowl of egg surface to be best.” 于是,他也故意不解释,说道:“我也饿了。要是有碗鸡蛋面就最好了。” Jiang Keren favored to drown looks at Tang Zhong one, the blame said: „Didn't you introduce? How did this miss call?” 姜可人宠溺地看了唐重一眼,责怪地说道:“你也不介绍一下？这姑娘怎么称呼？” „I am Li Xiangjun.” The Li Xiangjun driving opens the mouth, said. “我是李香君。”李香君主动开口,说道。 „Li Xiangjun —— indeed good name.” Jiang Keren acclaimed was saying. „Is the Yanjing person or/is still Mingzhu / pearl person?” “李香君——真是好名字。”姜可人赞叹着说道。“是燕京人还是明珠人？” „——” Li Xiangjun very injured. “——”李香君很受伤。 oneself has expressed was very obvious. oneself is Tea Immortal, is Li Xiangjun, you asked that what meaning I am the Yanjing person or/is still Mingzhu / pearl person am? 自己已经表达的很明显了。自己是茶仙,是李香君,你问我是燕京人还是明珠人是什么意思？ „Li Xiangjun? Tea Immortal?” Wears the black pajamas to stand in entrance Jiang Keqing sees Li Xiangjun, the surprise asks. “李香君？茶仙？”穿着黑色睡衣站在门口的姜可卿看到李香君,诧异地问道。 „Tea Immortal?” Jiang Keren was also ignorant. Has a look at Li Xiangjun, looks at expression that the son titter again, understood anything. “茶仙？”姜可人也懵了。看看李香君,再看儿子偷笑的表情,也明白了些什么。 Still drew the Li Xiangjun small hand not to put, said: „Please enter the room quickly. Outside wind is big.” 仍然拉着李香君的小手不放,说道:“快请进屋吧。外面风大。” When Tang Zhong after entrance, actually held on by Jiang Keqing. 唐重经过门口时,却被姜可卿一把拉住。 Jiang Keqing giggle smiles tenderly, asked low voice: „How did you deceive in our family/home to come Tea Immortal Li Xiangjun? Isn't she Su Shan master? Does could it be your boy prepare the masters and disciples to sweep the decks? Although is seemingly utterly shameless, but the sister-in-law/little aunt has to approve your one to have courage has eyes.” 姜可卿咯咯娇笑,小声问道:“你怎么把茶仙李香君骗到咱们家里来了？她不是苏山的师父吗？难道你小子准备师徒通吃？虽然看起来死不要脸,但是小姨不得不赞你一声有胆有眼啊。” „What is called to have courage has eyes?” Tang Zhong curious asking. “什么叫做有胆有眼？”唐重好奇的问道。 „Has the courage and wisdom insightful.” Jiang Keqing said. „Li Xiangjun and her apprentice Su Shan may be most beautiful women. Also compared with me almost.” “有胆识有眼光啊。”姜可卿说道。“李香君和她徒弟苏山可都是绝代佳人啊。也就比我差一点点。” „——” “——” Matter was explains finally. Although Jiang Keren is a little awkward, but still entertained Li Xiangjun warmly. 事情总算是解释开了。姜可人虽然有点儿尴尬,但是仍然热情招待李香君。 Although she now is not the oneself son's girlfriend, after is —— perhaps, and that's the end? Is two people ages differs probably a little in a big way. 虽然她现在不是自己儿子的女朋友,可是——说不定以后就是了呢？就是两人的年纪好像相差有点儿大。 Is mother -in-law, must understand that makes the foreshadowing not rain reward stratagem early. 做婆婆的,要懂得早做伏笔未雨酬谋。 The modern relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law why so intense , because many mothers-in-law do not have Jiang Keren such overall perception —— 为什么现代的婆媳关系这么紧张,就是因为有很多婆婆没有姜可人这样的大局观—— Tang Zhong explained the matter of tonight's, Jiang Keqing smiles doubles with laughter, the body several want to fall down on the ground. 唐重把今天晚上发生的事情解释了一遍,姜可卿笑得前仰后合,身体几欲栽倒在地上。 „Was too fun. Too fun. If we had known I comply with invitation of Qin Kan that boy, watched the fun.” Jiang Keqing is an anxious to stir up trouble female demon. Such good deed has not touched on slightly, is regretting that is filled with and is naturally unwilling. “太好玩了。太好玩了。早知道我就答应秦堪那小子的宴请,也去看看热闹了。”姜可卿是个唯恐天下不乱的女魔头。这样的好事没有沾边,自然是满心的遗憾和不甘。 „You, if went, where has these things that afterward had?” Tang Zhong said grievingly. “你要是去了,哪有后来发生的这些事情？”唐重委屈的说道。 If Jiang Keqing complied with the invitation of Qin Kan , Qin Kan mood will not ruin, Li Xiangjun not by their mood influence, but is unable to make tea. 如果姜可卿答应了秦堪的邀请,那么,秦堪就不会心情败坏,李香君也不会受他们情绪影响而无法泡茶。 Does everyone, where he serve a need to jump to help over Li Xiangjun well? 大家都好好的,他哪里用得着跳出来帮李香君出头？ Said over and over again, Jiang Keqing pours the tonight's crime ashamed chief culprit. 说来说去,姜可卿倒成了今天晚上的罪愧祸首。 The face of Jiang Keqing look stare fixedly at Tang Zhong, said fierce: „What's wrong? You to my very dissatisfied?” 姜可卿眼神凶恶地盯着唐重的脸,说道:“怎么？你对我很不满意？” „No.” Tang Zhong hurries to deny. „How can?” “没有。”唐重赶紧否认。“怎么会呢？” „Qin Kan such idiot, you cannot even play, why do I play to him?” A Jiang Keqing face arrogance said. “秦堪那样的蠢货,连你都玩不过,我凭什么给他玩？”姜可卿一脸傲气地说道。 Tang Zhong nods again and again. 唐重连连点头。 But, thinks, his nose starts the intermittent fever to itch. 可是,想着想着,他的鼻子就开始潮热发痒。 Puts out a hand to touch, blood with hands full. 伸手一摸,满把的鲜血。 That that the sister-in-law/little aunt said ‚playing’, what plays? 小姨说的那个‘玩’,到底是玩什么啊？ „Your that unpromising type.” Jiang Keqing despises said. „Has not seen woman with dozens years.” “那你那没出息的样儿。”姜可卿鄙夷地说道。“就跟几十年没见过女人似的。” „——” Tang Zhong thinks, I didn't have dozens years old? “——”唐重想,我还没有几十岁呢？ Quick, Jiang Keqing started to comfort Tang Zhong. 很快的,姜可卿又开始安慰唐重了。 Her gentle smiling, said: „I can also understand. The women you see were many, but sister-in-law's/little aunt's such best quality goods woman you are very rare. Is right?” 她温柔的笑着,说道:“不过我也能理解。女人你见的多了,但是小姨这样的极品女人你很少见。对不对？” „Yes. Sister-in-law/Little aunt very best quality goods.” Nod of Tang Zhong incomparable certainly. Best quality goods cannot again the best quality goods. “是。小姨很极品。”唐重无比肯定的点头。极品的不能再极品。 „How do you curse at people?” Jiang Keqing enhances the volume suddenly, be angry shouted. “你怎么骂人？”姜可卿突然间提高音量,生气地喝道。 „I do not have.” Tang Zhong has a scare, denied again. “我没有。”唐重吓了一跳,再次否认。 „You said my best quality goods.” “你说我极品。” „That was not your oneself says?” “那不是你自己说的吗？” „You, when my idiot?” Jiang Keqing got angry, ear that seizes Tang Zhong. The best quality goods that „I said are the best quality goods. Is best quality goods good-looking, best quality goods pretty, the best quality goods sex appeal, the best quality goods gentle natural family harmony. The best quality goods that you said are the rare and beautiful flowers are the monster are the person see the person to smile, you think that I can't listen?” “你当我白痴啊？”姜可卿怒了,一把揪住唐重的耳朵。“我说的极品是极品。是极品好看,极品漂亮,极品性感,极品温柔大方宜家宜室。你说的极品是奇葩是怪物是人见人笑,你以为我听不出来？” Tang Zhong soon put in great inconvenience cries. 唐重委屈得快要哭了。 „My real —— thinks.” Tang Zhong in heart saying secretly. “我真的——就是那么想的。”唐重在心里偷偷的说道。 „You do not oppose to show that I guessed right is right? I am so good to you, excrement holds up a baby so it can urinate raises —— you” “你不反对就证明我猜对了对不对？我对你那么好,一把屎一把尿的把你拉扯大——” „Does your when excrement hold up a baby so it can urinate me raises?” Tang Zhong shock. Doesn't he follow Big Beard to live in Hate Mountain Prison? At that time where had this sister-in-law/little aunt? “你什么时候一把屎一把尿把我拉扯大？”唐重震惊了。他不是跟着大胡子住在恨山监狱吗？那个时候哪有这个小姨啊？ „Good. I know that you were complaining I had not taken care of you in the side in childhood, thought that I do not match to be your sister-in-law/little aunt, you bear a grudge me in heart, as soon as I probed to probe ——” “好啊。我就知道你是在埋怨我小时候没在身边照顾你,觉得我不配做你的小姨,你在心里记恨我,我一试探就试探出来了——” „I really do not have.” “我真的没有。” „You have.” “你有。” „You looked, you also dare to talk back to the sister-in-law/little aunt. You do not respect me.” “你看,你还敢跟小姨顶嘴。你不尊重我。” „Sister-in-law/Little aunt, lets go, lets go the —— good pain. Really good pain —— mother ——” —— “小姨,松手,松手——好痛。真的好痛——妈——”—— Bathes has changed clothes Li Xiangjun to step onto rooftop, looks that sits in Tang Zhong and Jiang Keqing that on the rattan chair creates a disturbance, hesitates first turns around to go back. 沐浴更衣过的李香君走上天台,看着坐在藤椅上打闹的唐重和姜可卿,犹豫着是不是先转身回去。 Jiang Keqing sees Li Xiangjun, this loosened the ear of Tang Zhong. 姜可卿看到李香君,这才松开了唐重的耳朵。 Her smile is temperate, the speech is appropriate. 她笑容温和,说话得体。 „Tea Immortal is looks for the our family Tang Zhong speech? Come, you chat well, I somewhat was happen to stranded, first went to the room to sleep.” “茶仙是来找我们家唐重说话的吧？来,你们好好聊聊,我正好有些困了,先回房间睡觉了。” „Excuse me. Disturbed.” Li Xiangjun polite saying. “不好意思。打扰了。”李香君客气的说道。 Therefore, words that makes the life might as well die to suffer extreme distress Jiang Keqing met one. 于是,姜可卿接了一句让人生不如死死去活来的的话。 „Does not disturb. Does not disturb. I sleep very deadly, is thunders cannot hear. You want to make anything to make anything, will not disturb.” “不打扰。不打扰。我睡觉很死的,就是打雷也听不到。你们想做什么就做什么,一点儿都不会打扰。” ( PS: Chapter 3. Everyone pounds the complimentary ticket to old willow. Some tickets throw are not the good students, having the ticket throws to old willow is the good student.) (PS:第三章。大家伙把红票砸给老柳。有票就投不是好学生,有票投给老柳才是好学生啊。)