Chapter 573 and heart broad Second-in-Command! 第573章、心胸宽广二当家！ With chest push-ball, is this very simple matter? 用胸膛推球,这是很简单的事情？ Ball in water, no root duckweed. So long as harder / exert oneself promotes slightly, the ball flutters to go everywhere. 球在水中,无根浮萍。只要稍一用力推动,球就四处飘荡而去。 The body of person has not arrived, he sprints extrudes the water that goes to first to arrive. The impulse of these water the deviation that the soccer flushed the direction. 要知道,人的身体还没到,他冲刺的时候挤压而去的水就先到了。那些水的冲击力就会把足球冲的偏离了方向。 Therefore, Li Youpeng and Zheng Zhibin are defeated one after another. 所以,李友朋和郑智彬才相继失败。 But, how does Tang Zhong achieve? 可是,唐重是怎么做到的？ martial arts soccer! 功夫足球！ Yes, Tang Zhong utilized martial arts in the process of push-ball. 是的,唐重在推球的过程中运用了功夫。 His move seemingly simple, actually suitable is not easy. 他的这一招看起来简单,其实相当的不容易。 Tang Zhong first locks the soccer with the strength, making it be insufficient to loaf in the lake water carelessly. Then inclines reduction resistance in the sprint, when his body and soccer contact, strength / effort can the direct role on the soccer. 唐重先用劲气把足球锁定,让它不至于胡乱在湖水中游荡。然后在冲刺的时候倾斜身边缩小阻力,当他的身体和足球接触的时候,身上的力度可以直接作用在足球上面。 A method is, does not need to control the resistance directly. But is comes to fly the ashore with the water column of extrusion the soccer to the top directly. 还有一种方法就是,直接不用控制阻力。而是直接用挤压的水柱来把足球给顶飞到岸上去。 Any means that this is not very normal to the normal person. 无论是哪一种办法,这对正常人来说都很不正常。 Therefore, Li Youpeng and Zheng Zhibin are hard to imitate. 所以,李友朋和郑智彬都难以模仿。 The result of the competition nature is self-evident, the Tang Zhong willow Rumeng squad finished first, Zheng Zhibin and Sun Tong to lead the opponent one ball the result to win narrowly, obtained the second result. Li Youpeng and Li Xiaoxue double Li Zuhe disastrous defeat, becomes last. 比赛结果自然不言而喻,唐重柳如萌小队获得了第一名,郑智彬和李同以领先对手一个球的成绩险胜,获得了第二名的成绩。李友朋和李小雪的双李组合惨败,成为最后一名。 The one game link finished, then punishes the link. 第一个游戏环节结束,接下来是惩罚环节。 However, the director gives the hand signal, the photography stops temporarily. The honored guests and hosts also require some relaxation times. 不过,导演打出手势,拍摄暂时中止。嘉宾和主持们也需要一些休息时间。 Sufficiency that very Group program prepares, when the honored guests rest, Group program to work personnel immediately deliver mineral water as well as dessert fruit and other snacks. 节目准备的很充足,在嘉宾们休息的时候,节目工作人员立即送上来矿泉水以及点心水果等小吃。 „Tang Zhong, you are quite fierce. How do you achieve?” Liu Haomeng sits in the Tang Zhong side, although the body is throwing over that thin blanket, but the chest is also exposing. Person eyes fresh pain that white the meat toot toot the chest shakes. “唐重,你好厉害啊。你是怎么做到的？”柳好萌坐在唐重的身边,虽然身上披着那条薄毯,可是胸口还裸露着。白哗哗肉嘟嘟的胸部直晃的人眼睛生痛。 „Yes. Tang Zhong, you must teach us.” Sun Tong also grinning sitting in the Tang Zhong side. „You lead our team six balls, this is slaughters simply.” “是啊。唐重,你要教教我们哦。”李同也笑嘻嘻的坐在唐重的身边。“你领先我们队六个球,这简直是屠杀啊。” „I, even if teaches you, you have not managed the legal science.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. “我就算教你,你也没办法学啊。”唐重笑着说道。 Li Ke looks at the oneself chest front the bulge, cheek red, shy lowering the head eats the dessert. 李可一看自己胸前的凸起,脸蛋一红,害羞的低头吃点心。 She truly does not have the means to head the ball by the chest like Tang Zhong. 她确实没办法像唐重那样以胸部顶球。 „I and Youpeng attempt to be defeated. Until now has not made clear is what principle.” Zheng Zhibin also said with a faint smile. „Tang Zhong, do you say to us?” “我和友朋都尝试失败。直到现在还搞不清楚是什么原理。”郑智彬也微笑着说道。“唐重,你给我们讲讲？” „What I use is the Qigong.” Tang Zhong honest saying. „Strikes the water with the Qigong, then the water used hits the ashore the ball.” “我用的是气功。”唐重坦白的说道。“用气功击水,然后用水把球击到岸上。” Tang Zhong answer half are lie half are the truth. The truth was he truly used the Qigong, the lie was, he struck the water also the ball top to fly even without the Qigong to come ashore. Such too high difficulty, said that is also too shocking. 唐重的答案一半是假话一半是真话。真话是他确实用了气功,假话是,他就算不用气功击水也可以把球顶飞上岸。只是那样太高难度,说出去也太骇人听闻。 In water inside, the body of running wants to touch the ball to hit a ball the even more difficulty compared with the water used. 在水里面,奔跑的身体想要碰着球比用水击球更加的困难。 „Originally you can the Qigong.” Hears the Tang Zhong answer, on the people face reveals expression that surprised and feels relaxed. “原来你会气功啊。”听到唐重的答案,众人脸上露出惊讶和释然的表情。 If Tang Zhong meets the Qigong, was very easy to explain this issue. 如果唐重会气功的话,就很容易解释这个问题了。 „Will be little. Starts to study.” Tang Zhong modest saying. “会一点点。才开始学。”唐重谦虚的说道。 „Is diligent? Can teach me?” willow Rumeng grabs the arm of Tang Zhong acts like a spoiled brat saying. “好不好学？能不能教教我？”柳如萌抓着唐重的手臂撒娇似的说道。 „I also want to study. My side is not since childhood good, my mother also always worried that I cannot support ——” Sun Tong also to make noise to say. “我也想学。从小我的身边都不好,我妈还总担心我养不活——”李同也出声说道。 „I must study me also to study. The good deed cannot be short of me.” Li Xiaoxue grinning saying. “我也要学我也要学。好事可不能少了我。”李小雪笑嘻嘻的说道。 Li Youpeng carries a tray fruit to sit side Zheng Zhibin, pouts to the Tang Zhong that side with a smile, said: „Tang Zhong is very popular.” 李友朋端着一盘子水果坐在郑智彬身边,笑着向唐重那边呶呶嘴,说道:“唐重很受欢迎啊。” „Yes. Very popular.” Zheng Zhibin being perfunctory with a laugh said. Coming out that he looks, Li Youpeng does not catch cold to Tang Zhong very much. “是啊。是挺受欢迎的。”郑智彬笑呵呵的敷衍道。他看的出来,李友朋对唐重很不感冒。 However this also does not have any strangely. Both people are young and impetuous, moreover is recent entertainment world right red celebrity. Li Youpeng has been pressed one today by Tang Zhong, has the opinion to him is also understandable. 不过这也没有什么奇怪的。两个人都是年轻气盛,而且都是最近娱乐圈正当红的明星。李友朋在今天一直被唐重压着一头,对他有意见也是可以理解的。 When who young isn't frivolous? 谁没有年少轻狂时？ Zheng Zhibin young time has experienced such matter, knows entertainment world imagination must dirtier be black dirtier. However, he and Tang Zhong as well as Li Youpeng are not a generation of person, does not want to stand in their any one side. Speech still to keep neutral standpoint. 郑智彬年轻的时候经历过这样的事情,知道娱乐圈比外界想象的还要更污黑肮脏一些。不过,他和唐重以及李友朋不是一辈人,也不想站在他们任何一方。说话仍然保持着中立的立场。 Reply very dissatisfied of Li Youpeng to Zheng Zhibin. However since he has targeted Tang Zhong, naturally cannot offend Zheng Zhibin again, otherwise, he may be attacked front and rear. 李友朋对郑智彬的回答很不满意。不过他既然已经把目标对准了唐重,自然就不能再得罪郑智彬,不然的话,他可就是腹背受敌了。 smiles, said: „Game that's all, used is so earnest? Could not have used the Qigong. It seems like we must follow to study study only then, will otherwise be eliminated by the society.” 笑了笑,说道:“一场游戏而已,用的着那么认真吗？还把气功都用不上了。看来咱们也要跟着学学才行,不然会被社会淘汰掉。” „You study. I old being too difficult to learn.” Zheng Zhibin said. “你去学吧。我年纪大了学不来。”郑智彬说道。 „I am also too difficult to learn. or/is still relieved completes the oneself matter. Do we have no need all day with person fighting?” Li Youpeng said. “我也学不来。还是安心的做好自己的事情吧。我们又用不着整天和人打架斗殴？”李友朋说道。 Although Tang Zhong spoke with Liu Haomeng Li Xiaoxue and Sun Tong three females, seemed like the thoughts to place their three people. But her ear different average man, how can't possible hear the dialogue of Li Youpeng and Zheng Zhibin? 唐重虽然在和柳好萌李小雪以及李同三女说话,看起来心思全放在她们三人身上。可是她的耳朵异于常人,又怎么可能听不到李友朋和郑智彬的对话？ The people jealous are not the mediocre person, Tang Zhong had not thought that travelled together to discuss several is how extraordinary matter. Also thought that Li Youpeng this person of heart is narrow and small, later avoids contacting. 人不遭嫉是庸才,唐重并没有觉得被同行议论几句是多么了不起的事情。也就是觉得李友朋这人心胸狭小,以后避免接触罢了。 Schoolmate Tang Zhong decided, does not pay attention to this person completely. 唐重同学决定,完全不把这个人放在眼里。 „You , if not fear the trouble, I teach you not to have the issue actually.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. „But, studying the Qigong is not an easy matter. I am ten years old start to practice, by the present already more than ten years. Every day the 6 o'clock bell gets out of bed, day after day year after year, the spring, summer, autumn, winter never dare to interrupt ——” “你们要是不怕麻烦,我教你们倒是没问题。”唐重笑着说道。“不过,学习气功可不是一件容易的事。我是十岁开始练习,到现在已经十几年了。每天六点钟起床,日复一日年复一年,春夏秋冬从来不敢间断——” Really, after hearing the practice difficulty after Tang Zhong exaggeration, three females look hesitant. 果然,听到唐重夸大后的练习难度后,三女都面露犹豫。 „Is so difficult? It is not you tells our heart laws, did we go back sitting in meditation a while on the line?” The question that Liu Haomeng asked ‚was really good to sprout/moe’. “这么难啊？不是你告诉我们心法,我们回去打坐一会儿就行了吗？”柳好萌问的问题真的‘好萌’。 „Yes. My certainly cannot insist. Gets out of bed this I unable to achieve on 6 am a little.” Sun Tong has the custom of hating to get out of bed, Xiao Lian / little face was saying painstakingly. “是啊。我肯定坚持不下去。就早上六点钟起床这一点儿我都做不到。”李同有赖床的习惯,苦着小脸说道。 „I am also hopeless. Not being able to insist.” Li Xiaoxue said. „Tang Zhong, you will not say intentionally are so difficult, for doesn't make us learn/study?” “我也没戏。坚持不下来。”李小雪说道。“唐重,你不会故意说那么难,为的就是不让我们学习吧？” „I also want to accept several beautiful woman apprentices, hopes that you can give me the opportunity.” Tang Zhong said with a smile. “我也想收几个美女徒弟,希望你们能够给我机会。”唐重笑着说道。 Rested the period of time, the to work personnel came the notice, said that the program record started. 休息了一阵子,工作人员过来通知,说节目录制开始了。 Therefore, Tang Zhong and the others go out of the rest car(riage) accepts Sun ‚poisoning’. 于是,唐重等人又走出休息车接受太阳的‘毒害’。 „According to our game rules, each game victor can propose one to request to the loser time, is the penalty of pain we said ‚’.” Zhang Shangxin is lifting the microphone facing the lens. „Tang Zhong and Liu Haomeng team as this time ‚aquatic soccer’ the champion team of competition, has the right proposes the punitive measures to loser Li Youpeng and Li Xiaoxue team. Tang Zhong, Liu Haomeng, did you prepare?” “根据我们的游戏规则,每一次的游戏胜利者可以向失败者提出一个要求,也就是我们所说的‘痛苦的惩罚’。”张尚欣举着话筒面对镜头。“唐重和柳好萌队做为这次‘水上足球’比赛的冠军队,有权利向失败者李友朋和李小雪的队伍提出惩罚措施。唐重,柳好萌,你们准备好了吗？” „You think how was good to punish?” Tang Zhong looks at Liu Haomeng, makes noise to ask. “你想好怎么惩罚了吗？”唐重看着柳好萌,出声问道。 Liu Haomeng shakes the head, said: „Tang Zhong is the big hero who our team wins, is decided the punitive measures by him.” 柳好萌摇头,说道:“唐重是我们队获得胜利的大功臣,由他来决定惩罚措施吧。” Tang Zhong nods with a smile, looks at Li Youpeng, said: „That makes Li Youpeng recite «Three Character Classic».” 唐重笑着点头,看着李友朋,说道:“那就让李友朋背诵一遍《三字经》吧。” The people speechless. 众人哑然。 Participates in this issue of program honored guest majority to have celebrity of position, is the friend on scene, lowers the head does not see to raise the head to see, generally will not feel embarrassed the opposite party. 要知道,参加这期节目的嘉宾大多数都是有身份地位的明星,都是场面上的朋友,低头不见抬头见,一般都不会过于为难对方。 The victors punish loser that side, although said that is the painful penalty, but will not let lose in the loser embarrassed face unable to pass. 胜利者惩罚失败者那方,虽然说是痛苦的惩罚,但是也不会让失败方过于难堪面子上过不去。 Otherwise, a while you, if were defeated, to you similarly what to do they did set the difficult request? 不然的话,一会儿你要是失败了,他们同样给你提出过于困难的要求怎么办？ But, no one has thought that Tang Zhong will propose makes Li Youpeng recite «Three Character Classic». 可是,谁也没想到唐重会提出让李友朋背诵《三字经》。 China person's familiar with «Three Character Classic» unusually / exceptionally, this is the initiation reading material of child period. Also, how many people can true recites completely it? 华夏国人对《三字经》非常的熟悉,这是孩童时期的启蒙读物。可是,又有多少人能够真正的把它完整背诵下来？ Zhang Shangxin looks to Tang Zhong, is dubious, does not know why Tang Zhong so aims at Li Youpeng. 张尚欣看向唐重,心生疑惑,不知道唐重为何如此针对李友朋。 However, she worried that Tang Zhong does not understand the penalty custom, asked again: „Tang Zhong, you determined that can make Li Youpeng recite «Three Character Classic»?” 不过,她担心唐重不懂得惩罚规矩,就再次问道:“唐重,你确定要让李友朋背诵《三字经》？” She knows this issue the difficulty. If Li Youpeng cannot carry, the scene will be very awkward. 她知道这个问题的难度。如果李友朋背不出来的话,场面会很尴尬。 Therefore, she must repeatedly confirm. She knows, by the Tang Zhong wisdom, he understands certainly meaning that oneself does that. 所以,她要再次确认。她知道,以唐重的智慧,他一定会明白自己这么做的意思。 „Yes.” Tang Zhong happy expression full saying however. „Can be too simple? If simple, I had/left one to write.” “是的。”唐重笑意盈然的说道。“会不会太简单了？如果简单的话,我就重新出一道题好了。” „——” Zhang Shangxin determined that Tang Zhong this is aiming at Li Youpeng intentionally. heart is Li Youpeng pays silent tribute, does not know where this fellow let Tang Zhong dissatisfied. “——”张尚欣就确定唐重这是故意在针对李友朋了。心里为李友朋默哀,不知道这家伙什么地方让唐重不满意了。 Li Youpeng was still smiling, but the look was actually full of the anger. 李友朋仍然在笑,但是眼神却充满了怒意。 Did such request also call simply? 这样的要求还叫简单？ He knows, Tang Zhong this lets oneself to lose face intentionally. 他知道,唐重这是故意让自己丢脸。 Yes, he cannot carry. Except that ‚at the beginning of person several that nature good close learn far’ that most starts, clean that following he forgets. 是的,他背不出来。除了‘人之初性本善性相近习相远’那最开始的几句,后面的他都忘记的一干二净。 Zhang Shangxin looks to Li Youpeng, asked with a smile: „Li Youpeng, are you willing to accept the penalty of Tang Zhong?” 张尚欣看向李友朋,笑着问道:“李友朋,你愿意接受唐重的这个惩罚吗？” „I cannot carry.” Saying of Li Youpeng face belt/bring happy expression, heart actually wishes one could to hold the previous ten blade eight blades Tang Zhong. Then must say one to the manager, must make the television station cutting this. “我背不出来。”李友朋脸带笑意的说道,心里却恨不得把唐重捅上十刀八刀。回头得给经纪人说一声,要让电视台把这一段给剪切掉。 Otherwise, if broadcasts on the television, his to lose face lost to the grandmother family/home. „But, I want to launch the counter- evaluation mechanism of this link.” 不然的话,要是在电视上播放,他就丢脸丢到姥姥家去了。“不过,我想启动本环节的反考核机制。” The so-called counter- evaluation mechanism, was worried that has the winner to propose intentionally lets lose the request that the loser is too difficult to complete. In other words, the request that the winner puts forward must be oneself can achieve, otherwise has the suspicion of intentionally making things hard for somebody. 所谓的反考核机制,就是担心有胜利方故意提出让失败方太难完成的要求。也就是说,胜利方提出来的要求必须是自己可以做到的,不然就有故意刁难的嫌疑。 Naturally, when loses the loser to refuse to accept the penalty to propose that counter- system of examining and assessment, that was equal to that and setting the topic side had no consideration for face. 当然,当失败方拒绝接受惩罚而提出反考核制度,那就等于是和出题方撕破脸了。 Since 《Painful and Happy》 this program has set up, this or/is still first time penalty link that has the honored guest in program proposes the counter- system of examining and assessment. 在《痛并快乐着》这个节目开办以来,这还是第一次有嘉宾在节目的惩罚环节提出反考核制度。 The atmosphere is instantaneously dignified, everyone knows that these two people get angry. 现场气氛瞬间凝重,大家都知道这两个人红了眼。 ( PS: Chapter 3 delivers. Has the monthly ticket throws a monthly ticket, without monthly ticket praised boasts old willow. Un, vol. 3 ‚only waited the koi to leap Dragon Gate’ to start.) (PS:第三章送到。有月票的丢张月票,没月票的就夸夸老柳。嗯,第三卷‘只待锦鲤跃龙门’开始了。)