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#255: Let the young lady become an honest woman, urges the female with darling!


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255 th, makes the young lady become an honest woman, urges the female with darling! 第255、让小姐从良,劝女同爱郎! Tang Zhong now is clear, this so-called ‚the emperor bar is actually a female with the bar. Also is the so-called LES bar. Everyone who inside he sees is a woman. Even a building that good-looking bartender is also a woman. 唐重现在才明白,这个所谓的‘皇上’酒吧其实是个女同酒吧。也就是所谓的LES酒吧。里面他见到的所有人全都是女人。甚至连一楼那个长相帅气的调酒师也是女人。 At that time he also ate the taste very much, envies that to be hounded —— he by one group of women to know effeminate now, originally others were empress. However, this also made his even more envy. The women can conquer the woman, did not show that the man was too incompetent? 当时他还很吃味,羡慕那个娘娘腔被一群女人追捧——现在他才知道,原来人家本来就是‘娘娘’。不过,这也让他更加羡慕了。女人都能把女人征服了,不是证明男人太无能了? Moreover, those who let the Tang Zhong surprise is, this inside women beauty is all uncommon, badly is also again extraordinary. But, these woman did —— fall in love with the woman? 而且,更让唐重诧异的是,这里面的女人个个都姿色不凡,再不济也气质出众。可是,这些女人——怎么都爱上了女人? Time that this indeed one spoils. 真是一个糟蹋的时代。 The good-looking man fell in love compared with his good-looking man, the good-looking woman fell in love with the same good-looking woman, some surplus loser fujoshi / rotten female wail bitterly sorrowfully can only each other on assembling to earn a living finally also quarrels occasionally mutually like mad. 好看的男人爱上比他更好看的男人,好看的女人爱上了同样好看的女人,剩余一些屌丝腐女悲悲凄凄哭天喊地最后只能彼此将就凑合过活偶尔也互相争吵要死要活。 Sees this, the Tang Zhong biggest feeling is distressed. 看到这一幕,唐重最大的感受就是痛心。 Therefore, when Gongsun Xiaoyi said remembers my name, I called Gongsun Xiaoyi time, he was so confident that fearless the heart idea of oneself saying. 所以,当公孙小意说出‘记住我的名字,我叫公孙小意’的时候,他才那么坦然那么无惧的把自己心里想法给讲了出来。 What is strange, after everyone hears the Tang Zhong words, all the delay lived, audience dead silence. Drinks clink glasses Dong Bodhi also to rock the head, in the look has three points of surprise seven points of happy expression is looking at Tang Zhong. 奇怪的是,大家听到唐重的话后全都呆滞住了,全场静默无声。就连和人喝酒碰杯董菩提也晃动着脑袋,眼神里带着三分诧异七分喜气的看着唐重 —— Gongsun Xiaoyi one pats the twin sisters to deliver to near the lip red wine glass, the woman has not gotten hold , the drinking glass falls on front tea table falls crushes. The glass is dazzling, the liquor water is dark red, looked letting person Shocks the eye, astonishes the heart. „Do you look down upon us?” ——公孙小意一把拍开双胞胎姐妹送到唇边的红酒杯,女人没有握紧,玻璃杯掉在面前的茶几上摔得粉碎。玻璃耀眼,酒水殷红,看的让人触目惊心。“你看不起我们?” Without.” Tang Zhong beckons with the hand. I respect your sex orientations. What no matter you love is the man or/is still woman or is person —— I respects. I was somewhat a pity. The modern society men and women proportion has been out of balance seriously, every year 30 million male compatriot possible could not find the wife. Thinks of this issue each time, I grieved serious. Therefore saw that you are extravagant and wasteful, I think of my compatriots —— “没有没有。”唐重摆手。“我尊重你们的性取向。不管你爱的是男人还是女人或者是不是人——我都尊重。我就是有些可惜。现代社会男女比例已经严重失调,每年有三千万的男同胞可能找不到老婆。每次想到这个问题,我都心痛的不得了。所以看到你们这么铺张浪费,我就想到我的同胞们—— Tang Zhong walks to the theater box inside room, arrives sits in most outside along one pair to spill side the lover, stands in their front, said: You pat my —— you to pat my —— actually to touch the man with touching the feeling of woman are not same. The women have, we have. The women do not have, we have. You pat —— 唐重向包厢里间走过去,走到坐在最外沿的一对拉拉情侣身边,站在她们的面前,说道:“你摸摸我——你们摸摸我——其实摸男人和摸女人的感觉不是一样的。女人有的,我们也有。女人没有的,我们还有。你摸摸—— Go away. Dying anomaly.” That long hair girl lay at her woman arms squawk called out. “走开。死变态。”那个长头发的女孩子趴在她身边的女人怀里尖声叫道。 „Do you want dead?” Is hugging girlfriend's stud earrings woman indifferent stare fixedly at Tang Zhong. You dare to approach again one step, I make into the pig head you, making your mothers not recognize your —— “你想死吗?”搂着女友的耳钉女人冷眼盯着唐重。“你再敢靠近一步,我就把你打成猪头,让你妈都认不得你—— Then a girl of her face gentle comfort bosom, said: Xiaomei did not fear. Did not fear. He does not dare to bump you.” 然后她一脸温柔的安慰怀里的女孩子,说道:“小美不怕。不怕。他不敢碰你。” —— —— Tang Zhong opens mouth close to, thought how oneself did become the anomaly? 唐重张了张嘴巴,心想,自己怎么就成了变态了? Is oneself —— wants to make them feel difference between the man and woman? 自己就是——就是想让她们感受一下男人和女人之间的区别啊? He respects their choices, but, is willing to provide many choices to them. 他尊重她们的选择,但是,也愿意给她们提供更多的选择。 Perhaps, their not will Little Xin / careful like on the man? 或许,她们一不小心就会喜欢上男人呢? Actually the man and woman are very different.” Tang Zhong has not been willing to give up. He stands in the theater boxes, looks that audience all women said that seems like giving a serious speech. We have the warm chest to give you to depend upon —— “其实男人和女人真的很不一样。”唐重还不愿意放弃。他站在包厢中间,看着全场所有的女人说道,就像是在做一场严肃的演讲。“我们有温暖的胸口可以给你依靠—— Excuse me, our chest are warmer, softer —— has a woman to ridicule said with a smile. “拜托,我们的胸口更温暖,也更柔软——”有个女人讥笑着说道 We have the solid arm, can help you keep off the risk to raise the heavy item, when you need, can powerful hugs you in bosom —— “我们有结实的手臂,可以帮你挡风险提重物,在你需要的时候,可以有力的把你抱在怀里—— Our arm you have not had the strength, but our women spoke friendship —— compared with your men your mouthful honeyed words, actually all was one crowd of trash.” “我们的手臂没你有力气,但我们女人比你们男人讲情义——你们满嘴花言巧语,其实全都是一群垃圾。” This view Tai Chi end. The trash is only few. For example I know several —— You Mu Dong Xiaobao Gongsun Jian and so on, is not the good man. However, moral behavior or/is still of most men good. Moreover they are very very earnest single-minded —— about the sentiment “这种说法太极端了。垃圾只是极少数。譬如我就认识几个——游牧董小宝公孙翦啊之类的,都不是好男人。但是,大多数男人的人品还是好的啊。而且他们对感情很认真很专一—— „Do you dare to scold Gongsun Jian?” Gongsun Xiaoyi jumps all of a sudden from sofa, wants with the stance that Tang Zhong goes all out. Gongsun Jian is her big brother, her looking Tang Zhong , because she wants to know that what fellow can who her Elder Brother that fierce person is cautious about harming evildoers lest the innocent be hurt to eat to record owes stuffily is, gives him to teach while convenient again a little. Never expected that he was really impolite, is in front of oneself to dare the oneself Elder Brother to scold. “你敢骂公孙翦?”公孙小意一下子从沙发上跳起来,想要和唐重拼命的架势。公孙翦是她大哥,她之所以找上唐重,就是因为她想知道能够让她哥哥那么厉害的人投鼠忌器吃记闷亏的人是什么样的家伙,顺便再给他一点儿教训。没想到他还真不客气,当着自己的面就敢把自己的哥哥骂上了。 Doesn't dare.” Tang Zhong beckons with the hand hastily. Actually cites an example. The advantage of man are really more. Entered the kitchen, could crawl the bed. Killed wooden horse, hit pervert. Said joke, but can also bring to go back to see parents —— you to consider.” “不敢不敢。”唐重连忙摆手。“其实就是举一例子。男人的好处真的很多很多。入得了厨房,爬得上大床。杀的了木马,打的过色狼。讲的出笑话,还能带回去见爹娘——你们考虑一下。” He somewhat regretted that oneself has not printed the name card. Otherwise, sells, should distribute the name card, said you to the women on the scene, if changed the mind to call telephone and so on —— to be a pity me. 他有些后悔自己没有印名片了。不然的话,推销完毕,就应该分发名片,对在场的女人们说你们如果改变主意就给我打电话之类的话——可惜了。 “Che.” Gongsun Xiaoyi does not spare a glance to the Tang Zhong words. Wants the wolf we to be able the wolf, wants mother we to be able the mother. Our thin careful intent, you spoke the resembles to break wind. We sympathize gently, you only then the hormone goes to the head sympathizes gently. Man some of our both, moreover better —— that we can make “切。”公孙小意唐重的话不屑一顾。“要狼我们可以很狼,要娘我们可以很娘。我们细心细意,你们说话像放屁。我们温柔体贴,你们只有荷尔蒙上脑的时候才温柔体贴。男人有的我们都有,而且我们可以做的更好—— Tang Zhong is angry is not good. 唐重生气的不行。 Quality morals moral behavior and other issues, he really wants to dig up for face-saving consideration the oneself pants, point at little Qin Luo is exclaiming to her: „Do this you have? Has?” 要不是碍于面子素质道德人品等问题,他真想把自己的裤子扒下来,指着小秦洛对着她吼道:“这个你们有没有?有没有?” Gasping for breath that Dong Bodhi smiles quickly. 董菩提都快笑的喘不过气了。 point at Tang Zhong that she pants, said: Your —— your —— indeed laughed at me. Your indeed rare and beautiful flowers Ah- was the hooligan, played the role of the false mother. Let the young lady become an honest woman, what matter urged to spill darling —— also to have is you undoable?” 她气喘吁吁的指着唐重,说道:“你————真是笑死我了。你真是个奇葩啊—做得了流氓,扮得了伪娘。让小姐从良,劝拉拉爱郎——还有什么事情是你不能做的?” Dong Bodhi leads into this silk hole Tang Zhong , helping him becoming enemies thoughts. She knows that Tang Zhong and Gongsun Jian had the conflict, but Gongsun Xiaoyi usually most worships the oneself big brother. Others said that his malicious remarks she can go all out, let alone looks like Tang Zhong this letting he to admit defeat face to face, it is said also by Tang Zhong pushing down Huangpu River ——, although is it is said that but this also gave in the Gongsun Jian prestige to smear the one layer dirt. This is Gongsun Xiaoyi willing to see can it be that? 董菩提唐重带入这盘丝洞,不无帮他‘结仇’的心思。她知道唐重公孙翦发生了冲突,而公孙小意平时最崇拜自己的大哥。别人说他一句坏话她都会和人拼命,更别说像唐重这种让他当面吃瘪,据说还被唐重给推下黄蒲江——虽然是据说,但是这也给公孙翦的威名上抹上了一层污垢。这岂是公孙小意愿意看到的? Listened to a Dong Bodhi such saying, Tang Zhong also to feel oneself very ox cross/crotch. 董菩提这么一说,唐重也觉得自己挺牛叉的。 He beckons with the hand, said: This is only my personal view. My or/is still those words, I respect your choices. As a male compatriot, I hopes that you can have many other choice —— we right.” 他摆了摆手,说道:“这只是我的个人看法。我还是那句话,我尊重你们的选择。只是做为一名男同胞,我希望你们可以有其它更多的选择——我们都没错。” His line of sight looks to Dong Bodhi, said: You lead me to come are looked that I and they did quarrel?” 他的视线看向董菩提,说道:“你带我过来就是看我和她们吵架的?” „It is not. My elder sisters son said that admires to you for a long time. I lead you to see.” Dong Bodhi speech time, referred to Gongsun Xiaoyi. It seems like your unusually / exceptionally has the common language.” “不是。我一姐们儿说对你仰慕已久。我就带你过来见见。”董菩提说话的时候,指了指公孙小意。“看来你们非常有共同语言啊。” Tang Zhong expression becomes very strange, looks at Dong Bodhi to ask: Your is —— also same as them?” 唐重表情就变得很古怪,看着董菩提问道:“你也——和她们一样?” —— “噗—— Dong Bodhi just rinsed foreign wine of mouth to spurt, her flustered cleans liquor stain of corners of the mouth with the paper goods, said: Has one such friend, certainly was the female with? Your what logic?” 董菩提刚刚灌进嘴里的一口洋酒喷了出来,她慌张的用纸巾擦拭嘴角的酒渍,说道:“有一个这样的朋友,就一定是女同了?你什么逻辑?” „It is not good.” Tang Zhong said. He thinks oneself has touched the buttocks were also touched —— to be strange by other one woman, how to feel very repugnant? “不是就好。”唐重说道。他想到自己摸过的屁股也被另外一个女人摸过——奇怪,怎么没有觉得很反感呢? Tang Zhong.” Gongsun Xiaoyi is gloomy the face, the thick eyebrow raises high, look swift and fierce stare fixedly at Tang Zhong, shouted in a low voice: To I apologize.” 唐重。”公孙小意阴沉着脸,浓密的眉毛高高扬起,眼神凌厉的盯着唐重,低声喝道:“向我道歉。” „Are you sick?” Tang Zhong looks at Gongsun Xiaoyi to say. He referred to the theater box gate, said: You do not think that you in the entrance hangs one empress the sign, your Queen indeed? You are an empress, I am also the —— emperor.” “你有病吧?”唐重看着公孙小意说道。他指了指包厢门,说道:“你不会以为你在门口挂一块‘皇后’的牌子,你就真是皇后吧?你是皇后,那我也是——皇上。” Your or/is still is the father-in-law.” She gestures, in the middle of the crowd two woman stands up, walk immediately one on the left and other on the right to Tang Zhong. “你还是做公公吧。”她打了个手势,人群当中立即有两个女人站了起来,一左一右向唐重走过去。 These two people are bigger than the skeleton of ordinary woman, the height leg is long, chest and buttocks especially full. 这两个人比普通女人的骨骼要高大,身高腿长,胸部和臀部格外的饱满。 They are having the face of Asian, but has the build of big foreign horse. 她们长着亚洲人的面孔,但是却有着大洋马的体型。 Obviously, they come to Tang Zhong change the father-in-law. 显然,她们是过来要把唐重变公公的。 Tang Zhong looks to Dong Bodhi, Dong Bodhi turns around and woman chatted, did not seem to pay attention to arrive last this time scene. 唐重看向董菩提,董菩提转身和身边的女人说笑,好像没有注意到场上此时的情景。 Besides Dong Bodhi, the looks of others all gather on Tang Zhong. They wait for are watching a good play. 除了董菩提之外,其它人的眼神全都聚集在唐重身上。她们等待着看一场好戏。 Two women have no omen, the body run suddenly fast. 两个女人没有任何预兆,身体突然间快速奔跑起来。 one attack head, one attack abdomen. 一个袭击脑袋,一个攻击腹部。 With other say/way, but also body. 以彼之道,还施彼身。 Tang Zhong stands in same place has not moved the step. 唐重站在原地没有挪步。 However, the woman who that two attack simultaneously flew upside down. 但是,那两个同时攻击过来的女人倒飞了出去。 Attacks his head, by him, as soon as fought with the fists on the head. 攻他脑袋的,被他一拳打在了脑袋上。 Attacks her abdomen, was trampled by her on the belly. 攻她腹部的,被她一脚踹在肚子上。 Two people huge bodies pound on spacious the Dali stone table in the theater boxes, exudes the giant sound. 两人庞大的身躯砸在包厢中间宽大的大理石桌上,发出巨大的响声。 Folds places pretty the fruit tray on silver rack to be knocked, the beverage bottle wine glass broke to pieces place. 叠放在漂亮的银色架子上的果盘被撞翻,酒瓶酒杯碎了一地。 Two people exhaled the sound miserably, the back must be cut off. Tried hard the half of the day not to have the means to crawl from the Dali stone table. 两人惨呼出声,脊背都要断掉了似的。努力了半天都没办法从大理石桌上爬起来。 Tang Zhong acts swiftly and violently, if quickly lightning. Feels sorry for these women not to see clearly his movement, saw that oneself here two people flew. 唐重出手迅猛,快若闪电。可怜这些女人连他的动作都没有看清楚,就见到自己这边的两人飞了。 Tang Zhong smiles looks at the women on the scene, said: Actually the man and woman have the one biggest difference, that is the —— man hits the person the time, will be very painful.” 唐重笑眯眯的看着在场的女人们,说道:“其实男人和女人有一个最大的区别,那就是——男人打人的时候,会很痛。” The smile on his face disappears little, the sinking sound asked: Who does also refuse to accept?” 他脸上的笑容一点点消失,沉声问道:“还有谁不服?” Ka —— —— The body of Gongsun Xiaoyi leaps gently, the person then stood on the Dali stone table. 公孙小意的身体轻轻一跃,人便站在了大理石桌上。 She bends the waist to put out a hand the injured two women to draw, hints them to rest at the same time. 她弯腰伸手把受伤的两个女人拉起来,示意她们到一边去休息。 Then, her look spit fire looks at Tang Zhong. 然后,她眼神喷火的看着唐重 „Do you come?” Tang Zhong asked. “你来?”唐重问道。 I come.” Gongsun Xiaoyi said. “我来。”公孙小意说道。 Good. You come.” Tang Zhong said. “好。你来。”唐重说道。 ( PS: Hitting of Thank you friends enjoys. Moreover, the blessing only loves.) (PS:谢谢朋友们的打赏。另外,祝福唯爱。) The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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