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#40: in the sewers turned the ship!


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Chapter 40 and in the sewers turned the ship! 第40章、阴沟里把船翻了! The reading experience of innumerable this chivalric fiction novel told Tang Zhong, any one time first under heaven expert will be challenged by countless person. Because everyone was clear, got rid of Gautama Buddha, you are a Buddha. Killed the first under heaven, you are the new first under heaven. 无数本武侠小说的阅读经历告诉唐重,任何一个时代的‘天下第一高手’都会遭遇无数人的挑战。因为所有人都清楚,干掉了释迦牟尼,你就是佛祖。干掉了天下第一,你就是新的天下第一。 This is the best rise stair, is to become famous to set up ten thousand best booths, the innumerable Yingxiong / hero hero hooligan villain obscene clever thieves go after like ducks. 这是最好的上升台阶,也是扬名立万的最佳展台,无数英雄豪杰流氓恶棍淫贼小偷都趋之若鹜。 According to the data statistics, 30% firsts under heaven die in in the sewers that in the hand of unimportant person was also we often says capsize. 根据数据统计,百分之三十的天下第一都是死在小人物的手上也就是我们常说的‘阴沟里翻了船’。 Why can in the sewers capsize? Is because kept thinking about his unimportant person is too many. You do dead one, one crowd lines up in behind. Bothersome extremely bothersome, is virtually impossible to guard against. 为什么会阴沟里翻船?就是因为惦记他的小人物太多了。你搞死一个,还有一群在后面排队。让人烦不胜烦,又防不胜防。 Tang Zhong do not make game inside NPC, hitting to explode can promote he is not NPC, killed later original condition full blood to resurrect, did not have the opportunity of several times again coming. 唐重不要做游戏里面的NPC,打爆了就可以升级他也不是NPC,打死之后原状态满血复活,还有无数次重来的机会。 Tong Shangwu is his one Challenger, his also hope is finally one. 童尚武是他的第一个挑战者,他也希望是最后一个 Therefore, he makes a move especially ruthlessly is also spicier. 所以,他出手也格外的狠辣一些。 Not ruthless spicy is not good. 不狠辣不行。 He studies is this fight style. What is more important, the boy is truly fierce. 他学的就是这种打架风格。更重要的是,那小子确实很厉害。 He wants to smooth over differences to fight to a draw actually, namely does not lose face does not show off. 他倒是想和稀泥打个平手,即不丢面子又不出风头。 But, the boy ridiculed him to enter the stage in every possible way, certainly does not want to tie such simply, because the life environment was different, Tang Zhong will always look others was farther. 可是,那小子百般讥讽他出场,肯定不是想打平手这么简单因为生活环境不同,唐重总是会比别人看的更远一些。 When Tong Shangwu just stood, Tang Zhong does not dislike his. Even some liking. 童尚武刚刚站起来时,唐重是不讨厌他的。甚至还有一些喜欢。 The appearance is simple and honest, eye is firm and resolute, the lower back is stiff, a stable honest feeling. 面相憨厚、眼睛坚毅有神,腰背挺直,给人一种稳定正派的感觉。 Those who let him not think, he opens the mouth to challenge oneself unexpectedly, moreover stimulates oneself this to make Tang Zhong think that with that low's excuse he wasted that in vain the face. 让他没想到的是,他竟然一开口就向自己挑战,而且还用那种下三滥的借口来刺激自己这让唐重觉得他白白浪费了那张好人脸。 Grew the face of one good person to be actually used to do the misdemeanor, this was really hateful. 长了一张好人的脸却用来干坏事,这实在是太可恨了。 You look, in bone, Schoolmate Tang Zhong actually or/is still perfectionist. 你看,骨子里,唐重同学其实还是个完美主义者。 Does? Is your does do?” The Li Tieshu big hoarseness exclaimed. Tang Zhong, do you want to kill people?” “干什么?你们这是干什么?”李铁树大声嘶吼道。“唐重,你想杀人吗?” Reported military instructor. I do not think.” Tang Zhong replied loudly. “报告教官。我不想。”唐重大声答道。 „Don't you think? Don't you want to make into this appearance?” Li Tieshu flies into a rage. “你不想?你不想把人打成这个样子?”李铁树暴跳如雷。 Reported military instructor. Was he challenged a moment ago on own initiative, I repeatedly rejected. Is you encourages me to accept a challenge.” “报告教官。刚才是他主动挑战,我一再拒绝。是你们鼓励我起来应战的。” „Were you rational?” Li Tieshu was nearly given the air/Qi to be happy by the Tang Zhong words. Said: We encourage you to accept a challenge, wants to make you friendship who compared notes to make you make into this?” “你还有理了?”李铁树差点儿被唐重的话给气乐了。说道:“我们鼓励你起来应战,是想让你们友谊性的切磋谁让你把人打成这样了?” Reported military instructor. If I do not make into this him, he will make into this me.” Tang Zhong said. “报道教官。我要是不把他打成这样,他就会把我打成这样。”唐重说道。 Talked nonsense.” Two classes of military instructor Jiang Kai also make noise to reprove Yang. You are not he, how you know that he can make into this you?” “扯蛋。”二班教官姜凯阳也出声训斥。“你又不是他,你怎么知道他要把你打成这样?” In his eye murderous aura. I am afraid.” Tang Zhong said. “他的眼里有杀气。我害怕。”唐重说道。 “-------” “” Several military instructor look at each other in blank dismay, at that moment, they even have everyone starting handle evildoer/monstrous talent understanding thought. 几个教官面面相觑,那一刻,他们甚至有着大家伙儿一起动手把这妖孽给了解了的念头。 A moment ago he and person fought as sincere as the meat, looked frightening, says in others eyes murderous aura now, was he afraid? 刚才他和人打架的时候拳拳到肉,看的让人胆颤心惊,现在却说别人眼里有杀气,他害怕? The men in army 20 million, have Yingxiong / hero also to have the bastard. They see have not been concerned about face, has not seen has not been concerned about face. 部队里的男人千千万,有英雄也有混蛋。他们见过不要脸的,可从来没见过这么不要脸的啊。 Other one truth that in the prison learns is the truth actually is also a whore they always stands in bill multi- fist hard that one side. 监狱里学到的另外一个道理就是道理其实也是个婊子它们总是站在钞票多拳头硬的那一方 The fact is so. 事实就是如此嘛。 Tong Shangwu stands on own initiative the provocation, Schoolmate Tang Zhong in line with peacing is precious did not injure and schoolmate sentiment idea rejects. However the student and military instructor on the scene cheer repeatedly , and applause encourages, he to issue counter-attacks this lawsuit while compelled by circumstances is projects on the principal office he is also rational. 童尚武主动站出来挑衅,唐重同学本着以和为贵不伤及同学感情的想法拒绝了。但是在场学生和教官一再欢呼并且掌声鼓励,他才在迫不得已的情况下做出反击这官司就是打到校长办公室他也有理。 Saw that several military instructor were choked unable to speak by oneself, Tang Zhong displays very guilty expression, holds eyeglasses that on the bridge of the nose soon fell down, embarrassed saying: military instructor, actually I do not want to make into this him. Everyone is a schoolmate, the far day not complained recently did not have the enmity, later was on the rise does not see to lower the head to see is he is too mainly fierce. You know a moment ago what he hit is what fist? Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist.” 看到几个教官都被自己噎得说不出话来,唐重又表现出一幅很愧疚的表情,扶了扶鼻梁上快要掉下去的眼镜,不好意思的说道:“教官,其实我也不想把他打成这样。大家都是同学,远日无怨近日无仇的,以后抬头不见低头见主要是他太厉害了。你们知道他刚才打的是什么拳吗?咏春啊。” Knows that what is Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist? If now the special forces of many country enduring the technique try, then traditional wushu from our East has infiltrated the military circles and the police West, and becomes their required courses to be right. Is the Fist Arts that he played a moment ago, Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist.” “知道什么是咏春吗?如果说现在很多国家的特种部队正在对忍术进行尝试的话,那么还有一种来自咱们东方的传统武术早已经打入西方的军界和警界,并且成为他们的必修课对。就是他刚才打出来的拳法,咏春拳。” For example special forces and Egyptian of air-transported unit these trump card armies United States marine corps, FBI and Germany Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist as compulsory topic. I looked he is so fierce, I am afraid. Then is thinking hurries to overthrow him how, regardless of must overthrow him fell down him with great difficulty, must hit several fist only then. Otherwise makes him recover, can I also maintain a livelihood do not know.” “譬如美国海军陆战队、联邦调查局、德国的特种部队、埃及空降兵部队这些王牌部队都将咏春做为必修课目。我一看他那么厉害,我就害怕。然后就想着赶紧把他打倒无论如何也要把他打倒好不容易把他扑倒了,总要多打几拳才行啊。不然让他缓过劲儿来,我还能不能活命都不知道了。” “-------” Li Tieshu really thought a rifle butt boy executing. If he has a spear/gun at this time. “”李铁树真想一枪把这小子给毙了。假如他此时有一把枪的话。 Does he have the spear/gun? No. 他有枪吗?没有。 Therefore. He can only look that is continued to act in a play by the face that the big eyes mirror blocks from. 所以。他只能看着那张被大眼镜遮住的脸在继续演戏。 „Didn't you say you unable martial arts? How to know what he hits is Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist?” Jiang Kai was questioning Yang said. He is Tong Shangwu military instructor, oneself team member makes into this by a class of boy, on his face does not have up. “你不是说你不会功夫吗?怎么知道他打的是咏春拳?”姜凯阳质疑着说道。他是童尚武教官,自己队员被一班的小子打成这样,他脸上也无光啊。 I like looking at China martial arts movie. Remembered lines be called has the hand not to have foot. I looked a moment ago his hand flung with cramp, I know that was Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist Tang Zhong was explaining said. “我喜欢看华夏功夫电影。记住了一句台词叫做‘有手无脚’。刚才我一看他的手甩得跟抽筋似的,我就知道是咏春了”唐重解释着说道。 Jiang Kai knows Yang oneself said this boy, Tong Shangwu from the ground drawing, asked: „Are you important?” 姜凯阳知道自己说不过这小子,把童尚武从地上拉起来,问道:“你要不要紧?” Is unimportant.” Tong Shangwu eye virulent stare fixedly at Tang Zhong, said. His body has not received anything to injure, is nose is injured quite heavily. “不要紧。”童尚武眼睛恶毒的盯着唐重,说道。他的身体倒没有受到什么伤害,就是鼻子受伤颇重。 He uses the hand to cover nose, dark red bloodstain or/is still flows out from the finger slits. 他用手捂着鼻子,殷红的血迹还是从手指缝隙间流出。 I make one deliver you to wrap up.” Li Tieshu knits the brows to say. Lu Yifei and Huang Wenya your accompanies him to go to the medical department to wrap up.” “我让人送你去包扎一下。”李铁树皱眉说道。“鲁一飞黄文雅你们俩个陪他去医务处包扎一下。” Lu Yifei is a class of male student interim class leader, Huang Wenya is the interim class leader of female student. Therefore, unusually / exceptionally was also suited by them in the past. 鲁一飞是一班的男生临时班长,黄文雅是女生的临时班长。所以,由他们俩过去也非常适合。 Lu Yifei and Huang Wenya half step runs, supports by the arm Tong Shangwu to run toward the school medical office. 鲁一飞黄文雅快步跑来,搀扶着童尚武往学校医务室跑去。 military instructor. Matter because of me, I also had a look in the past.” Tang Zhong said. 教官。事情是因我而起,我也过去看看。”唐重说道。 Does not use.” Li Tieshu rejection. He looked at Tang Zhong, shouts loudly: Tang Zhong, returns to the unit.” “不用了。”李铁树拒绝。他看了一眼唐重,大声喊道:“唐重,归队。” Yes. military instructor.” Tang Zhong should say loudly. “是。教官。”唐重大声应道。 The audience are completely silent. 全场鸦雀无声。 Everyone looks at Tang Zhong dumbfoundedly, looks at this soon with their together life four years of big new student / new life. 所有人都瞠目结舌的看着唐重,看着这个即将和他们共同生活四年的大一新生 They know, is the schoolmate with such person, perhaps later day was not too bored. 他们知道,和这样的人做同学,恐怕以后的日子不会过的太无聊了。 School medical office. 学校医务室。 Wears senior doctor Xiao Xueming of eyeglasses inspects Tong Shangwu nose, while complained was saying: Your these student also indeed. Book well did not read, all day is thinking what fighting this did have to be easy to hit? Drippings the blood that the person hits, fun? If makes your parents know, but how?” 戴着眼镜的老医生萧学明一边检查童尚武鼻子,一边抱怨着说道:“你们这些学生也真是的。好好的书不读,整天就想着打架斗殴这架有什么好打的?把人打的鲜血淋淋的,好玩啊?要是让你们父母知道,可怎么得了啊?” Doctor. We do not fight intentionally, is two practicing martial art students compares notes Lu Yifei Weixiao / smile to answer mutually. military instructor also on the scene. Does not believe you to ask the female schoolmate of my side.” “医生。我们并不是故意打架,是两个习过武的学生互相切磋”鲁一飞微笑着解释道。“教官也在场呢。不信你问我身边的这位女同学。” Huang Wenya is on the one face also steadily the whelk female student, is high and thin, the facial features separate, each is very good. Because the cheeks too long reason, crowded together makes people think irritably. 黄文雅一个脸上还长着青春痘的女生,高而瘦,五官分开来看,每一处都很不错。但是因为脸颊过长的缘故,凑在一起就让人觉得别扭了。 She nods, said: Yes doctor. Plays casually. Never expected that accidentally / miscalculated.” 她点了点头,说道:“是啊医生。只是随便玩玩。没想到失手。” Remembers matter that had a moment ago, she has a lingering fear. Thought, also does not know what that Tang Zhong study is anything, should not be is specialized with one with me. Otherwise later the minute/share to with the one class, was not perhaps good to manage her to know the oneself position, was divides into classes the later class leader. 想起刚才发生的事情,她就心有余悸。心想,也不知道那个唐重学的是什么,千万不要和我是同一个专业的。不然以后分到同一个班级,恐怕就不好管理了她已经摆正了自己的位置,就是分班以后的班长。 In order to obtain this position, she has moved among the students. Some male students also received her petty favors, when the time comes may cast the ballot to her. 为了得到这个位置,她早就在学生中间活动开了。一些男生也受了她的小恩小惠,到时候或许会把选票投给她。 Since fights, how can't possible accidentally / miscalculated?” Xiao Xueming still kept saying. I repair nose. Feared that wanted to be restored to health to be good some time has not broken because of the bridge of the nose. Otherwise, but must undergo a surgery.” “既然是打架,又怎么可能不会失手?”萧学明仍然唠叨个不停。“我把鼻子修理一下。怕是要一段时间康复了好在鼻梁没断。不然的话,还得做个手术。” Thank you doctor.” Lu Yifei Weixiao / smile expression of gratitude. 谢谢了医生。”鲁一飞微笑着道谢。 You later little fought are best to thank to me.” Xiao Xueming impolite saying. “你们以后少打架就是对我最好的感谢了。”萧学明不客气的说道。 Lu Yifei and Huang Wenya to look face to face, no longer pays attention to this words many Old Man. 鲁一飞黄文雅对视一眼,都不再理会这个话多的老头儿。 In this time, the cell phone sound in Huang Wenya pocket. 正在这时,黄文雅口袋里的手机响了。 She fished out the cell phone to look at one, saying of apology: Yifei, my mother hits telephone. You accompany his a while.” 她摸出手机看了一眼,歉意的说道:“一飞,我妈打来电话。你陪他一会儿。” Goes. Has me. Will not have the matter.” Saying that Lu Yifei sympathizes. “去吧。有我在。不会有事儿的。”鲁一飞体贴的说道。 Huang Wenya Xiaoxiao / smiles, grasps the cell phone to run. Obviously, she and mother's telephone conversation does not want to make the bystander hear. 黄文雅笑笑,握着手机跑出去。显然,她和母亲的通话不想让外人听到。 Xiao Xueming helped Tong Shangwu process the wound, after conducting the wrap, said: 35. Makes a payment you to walk.” 萧学明童尚武处理了伤口,进行包扎后,说道:“三十五块。交了钱你们可以走了。” Lu Yifei hurried money Jiao, said: Master Thank you. Master Thank you.” 鲁一飞赶紧把钱交了,说道:“谢谢师父。谢谢师父。” Xiao Xueming beckons with the hand, walks to smoke directly. 萧学明摆摆手,径直走出去抽烟。 In this hospital ward when Lu Yifei and Tong Shangwu, Lu Yifei is shaking the hand of Tong Shangwu, saying of whole face apology: Shangwu, was really sorry very much. This matter is my wrong I am thinking his is skillful, lets you and he compares notes, never expected that he starts is so vicious unexpectedly.” 等到这病房里只有鲁一飞童尚武时,鲁一飞握着童尚武的手,满脸歉意的说道:“尚武,真的很抱歉。这件事都是我的错我只是想着他的身手不错,让你和他切磋切磋,没想到他竟然下手那么狠毒。” Yes, Tong Shangwu challenges Tang Zhong on own initiative , because he received misleading of Lu Yifei. 是的,童尚武之所以主动向唐重挑战,是因为他受到了鲁一飞的蛊惑。 Tong Shangwu and Lu Yifei are the Qinghu fellow villagers, is the high school schoolmate. The high school time, Tong Shangwu is very famous in the school. At that time outside one crowd of small gangster crashed in the school to hit Tong Shangwu Schoolmate one, finally met Tong Shangwu, his alone/one person went into action to give to hit that more than ten small gangster to fall face down. 童尚武鲁一飞青湖老乡,也是高中同学。高中时代,童尚武就在学校很有名气。当时外面一群小混混冲进学校要打童尚武一个同学,结果遇到童尚武,他一个人出马把那十几个小混混都给打趴下了。 Since then obscure Tong Shangwu in the school reputation big quake, everyone knows he has practiced the martial arts skill the resulting in matter. 从此默默无闻的童尚武在学校名声大震,所有人都知道他练过武术身手了得的事情。 Lu Yifei sat in Tong Shangwu front at that time, two people are around table, the relations are good, therefore, Lu Yifei understand others are more. Knows that Tong Shangwu starts to study Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist since childhood, is the collateral branch of Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist Liang. 鲁一飞当时坐在童尚武的前面,两人是前后桌,关系还不错,所以,鲁一飞要比别人了解的更多一些。知道童尚武从小就开始学习咏春,是咏春拳梁氏的旁支。 The Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist creator is Shaolin five groups of five Grandmasters, five Grandmasters passed to strict Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist it, will be strict Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist will name as Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist. Strict Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist passed to oneself husband Liang Bochou Wing Chun / Singing Spring Fist, then Liang became an important inheritance. 咏春拳的创造者是少林五组的五枚大师,五枚大师把它传给了严咏春,是严咏春将之命名为‘咏春拳’的。严咏春咏春拳传给了自己的丈夫梁博俦,然后梁氏就成了重要的一支传承。 If according to the genealogy calculates, Tong Shangwu and Grandmaster Yip Man with. Naturally, seniority in relationships no ratio. 如果按照族谱来计算的话,童尚武叶问大师同枝。当然,辈份是没的比的。 At noon today finished eating the lunch, Lu Yifei looks for Tong Shangwu to talk about old days. Mentioned Tang Zhong in front of Tong Shangwu intentionally by enemy six things, added Tang Zhong fiercely how. The roommate in Tong Shangwu bedroom also actively participates, said that they also listen to Tang Zhong to throw into the lotus pond hearsay. 今天中午吃完午饭,鲁一飞就去找童尚武叙旧。故意在童尚武面前说起唐重以一敌六的事情,还说唐重多么多么的厉害。童尚武寝室的室友也积极的参与进来,说他们也听过唐重把人丢进荷花池的传闻。 Tong Shangwu quite thinks otherwise, thinks that Tang Zhong nothing but is one small gangster. Compared with other small gangster, he can hit some that's all. 童尚武颇不以为然,认为唐重无非就是一个混混。和其它的小混混相比,他更能打一些而已 But person who he is gentle, has the status. He disdains to lower oneself to the same level with Tang Zhong this unimportant person. 而他出身名门,是有身份的人。他不屑和唐重这种小人物一般见识。 Lu Yifei understands that his thoughts, said in the evening bonfire party time, can look for Tang Zhong to challenge to give everyone to add to the fun. But Tong Shangwu also clear oneself the fellow villager is a crazed with desire for public office, since he wants to press that Tang Zhong crest of wave, he naturally must add on. 鲁一飞明白他的心思,就说晚上篝火晚会的时候,可以找唐重挑战一下给大家助助兴。而童尚武也清楚自己的这个老乡是个官迷,既然他想把那个唐重的风头压下去,他自然要帮上一把。 What has not thought that he defeated by that small gangster, turned the ship in in the sewers. 没想到的是,他被那个小混混打败了,在阴沟里把船翻了。 PS: I did not fear that others are black I. Because of my long originally black... PS:我不怕别人黑我。因为我长的本来就黑。。。 " Target = " blank " > www.ptwxz.com " target = " blank " > http://www.ptwxz.com " > "target="blank">www.ptwxz.com"target="blank">http://www.ptwxz.com">
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