EGADTB :: Volume #1

#9: Bewildered scene of carnage


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Goes to the kitchen for the first time can achieve this degree, senior sister are you talent? It is not will look for the generation to practice? 第一次下厨就能做到这种程度,学姐你是天才吗?不会是找代练的吧? Yagi Miyuki amazed shot a look at thing of body side that beautiful not world senior sister, then shakes the head. 八木御行惊诧的瞥了眼身侧那名美的不似人间之物的学姐,而后又摇摇头。 Not is right, perhaps is only seemingly good, in fact fearful ingredients. 不对不对,也许只是看起来不错,实际上还是可怕的料理。 Thinks of here, the chopsticks that Yagi Miyuki just stretched out lived, an eye of reveal hesitates. 想到这里,八木御行刚伸出的筷子又顿住了,目露犹豫。 What if this then takes seriously is, whited sepulchre, defeat cotton wool in , after he ate, won't be ill with vomiting and diarrhea? Delayed afternoon curriculum to trouble. 万一这便当真的是金玉其外,败絮其中,他吃了后不会上吐下泻吧?耽误了下午的课程可就麻烦了。 But does not eat the words that...... Ninomiya-senpai he does not eat probably to have the expression of not good matter. 可是不吃……二之宫学姐又好像一副他不吃的话就会发生不好的事的表情。 What's wrong Yagi-kun?” “怎么了吗八木君?” Sees Yagi Miyuki to hesitate does not decide, Ninomiya Homura was actually some not anti-, she picked one to explode in oneself that lunch to the golden yellow fried chicken block, the say/way of smiling: Is wants senior sister to feed you? junior brother-kun also really likes acting like a spoiled brat, good, senior sister I satisfy your willful, ~ 八木御行迟疑不决,二之宫焰却是有些不耐了,她在自己那份的便当中夹起一块炸至金黄的炸鸡块,笑眯眯的道:“是想要学姐喂你吗?学弟君还真是爱撒娇呢,好吧,学姐我就满足一下你的任性吧,啊~” Do not come ——! 你别过来啊——! Yagi Miyuki frightens beautiful face changing colors, but has not needed he to revolt, Ninomiya Homura is big and yellow thing that forced in his mouth, causes he can only make wū wū pitiful sound. 八木御行吓得“花容失色”,不过还不待他反抗,二之宫焰就已经把那又大又黄的事物塞进了他的嘴里,导致他只能发出“呜呜呜”的可悲声音。 Eats!” “吃下去!” Sees Yagi Miyuki to bind the fried chicken block in the mouth, the movement that has not chewed, the Ninomiya Homura beautiful pupil narrows the eyes, the smile of corners of the mouth also starts toward the strange horror film development. 八木御行只是将炸鸡块裹在嘴中,并没有嘴嚼的动作,二之宫焰美眸微眯,嘴角的笑容也开始朝着灵异恐怖片发展。 The humiliation that the Yagi Miyuki look changes gets up, seems the humiliated young female student is ordinary, but under the threat of Ninomiya Homura, he also has to operate the high and low palate difficultly, thousand was closing the tooth to the mouth in fried chicken block that is unwilling ten thousand not to hope. 八木御行的神色变的屈辱起来,好似被凌辱的小女生一般,不过迫于二之宫焰的威胁,他也只好艰难的操纵着上下腭,千不甘万不愿的对着口中的炸鸡块合上了牙齿。 ~ “咔嚓~” The crisp sound that as the veil of fried chicken block makes, the face of Yagi Miyuki became flushed directly, the double pupil circle stares. 随着炸鸡块的面衣发出的酥脆声音,八木御行的脸直接涨红了起来,双眸圆瞪。 What kind of?” “怎么样?” Looks performance that Yagi Miyuki this cannot withstand, Ninomiya Homura is also somewhat anxious, has completed with the method that cannot be described makes the junior brother-kun little darling praise her plan. 看着八木御行这过于不堪的表现,二之宫焰不禁也是有些紧张,已经做好用不可描述的手段让学弟君乖乖夸奖她的打算了。 Thump —— “咕咚—— Few , the Yagi Miyuki throat rolls, that fried chicken block had entered his belly. 没几下,八木御行喉咙滚动,那块炸鸡块已经进了他的肚子。 ...... shouts......” “呼……呼……” His big mouth is panting for breath, seemed was just saved from death general, say/way that the eyes shone: „, Really is really fragrant!” 他大口喘息着,好似刚刚死里逃生一般,双眼放光的道:“真,真香!” Although he does not want to acknowledge, but the delicacy of this fried chicken block keeps him from denying. 虽然他不想承认,但这炸鸡块的美味却让他无法否定。 The semblance is crisp, gets down, the rich fat fragrance erupts in the mouth loudly, what is that tender silk slippery chicken taste, making one yearn, although that rich cumin taste somewhat choked, but the complete flaw did not cover the fine jade, or instead was the finishing touch! 外表酥脆,一口下去,浓郁的油脂香气在口中轰然爆发,紧接着的是那柔嫩丝滑的鸡肉口感,令人留恋其中,虽说那过于浓郁孜然味有些呛,但完全瑕不掩瑜,或者说反而是点睛之笔! Ding, Strategy Plan ( 230 ) completes, the reward has provided.” “叮,攻略计划完成,奖励已发放。” Ninomiya Homura first stares, but namely that white jade exquisite face blooms slowly a beautiful smile, the satisfactory nod said: Right? junior brother-kun you can say, senior sister is very happy.” 二之宫焰先是一愣,而即那白玉般的细腻脸庞缓缓绽放出一个绝美的笑容,满意的点头道:“是吗?学弟君你能这么说,学姐很高兴哦。” Not! 不不不! Yagi Miyuki shakes the head crazily, said repeatedly: senior sister, is really this your first preparing food?” 八木御行疯狂摇头,连声道:“学姐,这真是你第一次做菜?” Un.” “嗯吶。” Ninomiya Homura nods, made the lovable sound, is saying with a smile: Although is looks at the course to do, but really has can also the multi- deficiency?” 二之宫焰点点头,发出了可爱的声音,笑着道:“虽然是看着教程做的,但果然还是有还能多不足之处吧?” „It is not, senior sister, I must say is not this.” “不是,学姐,我要说的不是这个。” Yagi Miyuki look complex the black hair young girl who looks at the body side, said: Transfers schools, senior sister, on the high school is delaying your ability here. I think that...... you should be the hope of Japanese cuisine.” 八木御行眼神复杂的看着身侧的黑发少女,道:“转学吧,学姐,在这里上高中就是在耽误你的才能。我想……你应该就是日本料理界的希望了。” Ha?” “哈?” Ninomiya Homura hoodwinked ignorant/veiled, but namely the willow eyebrows were pressed, said: junior brother-kun, did your seek livehood to want some is also exuberant? Smalltalk two I am very happy, pats my horse buttocks I instead to feel somewhat ill.” 二之宫焰蒙了蒙,而即柳眉蹙起,道:“学弟君,你这求生欲也有些过于旺盛了吧?客套两句我就已经很高兴了,这么拍我马屁我反而觉得有些不适呢。” „, senior sister haven't you tasted the ingredients that have made beforehand?” “呃,学姐你难道没事先尝过自己做的料理吗?” Has tasted, what issue has?” “尝过啊,有什么问题吗?” Saying, Ninomiya Homura picks a small sausage conveniently, said that I have thought the flavor and sausage of fried chicken block look like very much, how junior brother-kun do you see?” 说着,二之宫焰随手夹起一个小香肠,“说起来我一直觉得炸鸡块的味道和香肠很像呢,学弟君你怎么看?” Yagi Miyuki is sweating profusely immediately! 八木御行顿时满头大汗! I go, senior sister are you difficult to be inadequate are the sense of taste idiot? I cannot find out should with that way of eating to eat the sausage taste the fried chicken block! 我嘞个去,学姐你难不成是味觉白痴吗?我是想不出该用那种吃法才能把炸鸡块吃出香肠味啊! Found you! Miyuki-oniichan!” “找到你了!御行哥哥!” At this moment, the entrance of rooftop broadcasts a Yagi Miyuki incomparably familiar sound suddenly. 就在这时,天台的入口处忽然传来一个八木御行无比熟悉的声音。 Yagi Miyuki looked subconsciously, takes the lead to map in his eye, is a pinch of dazzling small golden hair. 八木御行下意识的看了过去,率先映入他眼中的,是一撮耀眼的小金毛。 His line of sight under moves slowly, finally, a height almost in one meter about five, has fluffy golden hair, the skin fair like the jade, facial features immature and naive small loli fell into his eye. 他的视线缓缓下移,终于,一名身高差不多在一米五左右,有着一头蓬松金发,皮肤白皙如玉,面容稚嫩而天真的小萝莉落入了他的眼中。 Really...... 果然…… Yagi Miyuki not surprised, when hearing that Miyuki-oniichan, he has known that was. 八木御行并未惊讶,早在听到那声“御行哥哥”时,他就已经知道是谁了。 His childhood sweetheart, has young person of mixed blood —— Sakurasaki Yui of 1/4 US bloodlines! 他的青梅竹马,有着四分之一的美国血统的小混血儿——樱满唯! Miyuki-oniichan you ran up to this...... to come......” 御行哥哥你这么跑到这……里来了……” Saying, the Sakurasaki Yui that originally joyful look suddenly one stiff, the vision moved slowly, falls on Yagi Miyuki body side that black hair young girl. 说着,樱满唯那原本欣喜的神色忽的一僵,目光缓缓移动,落在了八木御行身侧那位黑发少女身上。 The dull moment, the Sakurasaki Yui white and tender small cheek becomes flushed all of a sudden, seems the furious outstretch delicate small hand to point at Ninomiya Homura, shouts greatly: Steals the fishy smell cat!” 呆愣片刻,樱满唯白嫩的小脸蛋一下子涨红起来,好似怒不可遏般的伸出一直细嫩的小手指着二之宫焰,大喊道:“偷腥猫!” Ninomiya Homura leisure took out a paper goods to wipe the mouth, then optional looked to Yagi Miyuki, did intentionally the vacant say/way: junior brother-kun, do you know this little guy? Strange, how in the school to have the elementary student?” 二之宫焰慢条斯理的取出一张纸巾擦了擦嘴,而后随意的看向八木御行,故作茫然的道:“学弟君,你认识这个小萝卜头吗?奇怪,学校里怎么会有小学生?” Only is not a little guy! Only is a high-school student!” “唯才不是小萝卜头!唯已经是高中生了!” Yagi Miyuki also had no response, Sakurasaki Yui actually has a fit of bad temper! The loudness of making threatening gestures said: I know you! Ninomiya Homura of second grade!” 八木御行还没什么反应,樱满唯却是炸毛了!张牙舞爪的大声道:“我认识你!二年级的二之宫焰!” Sakurasaki Yui steps the white calf half step to walk to go forward, tries to capture the advantage in the imposing manner, but unfortunately, even if Ninomiya Homura is to sit at this time condition, can with standing her line of sight is orthogonal. 樱满唯迈着白生生的小腿快步走上前,试图在气势上夺得优势,但可惜的是,哪怕二之宫焰此时是坐着的状态,也还是能和站着的她视线平齐。 I am the second grade live, didn't call senpai really?” “我可是二年级生哦,不叫前辈真的好吗?” The Ninomiya Homura look concentrates, why does not know, she always thought that at present this seems like human and animals harmless small loli to send out a fearful imposing manner. 二之宫焰眼神微凝,不知为什么,她总觉得眼前这个看起来人畜无害的小萝莉散发着一股可怕的气势。 To be how good!” “怎么样都好!” Sakurasaki Yui does not show weakness and Ninomiya Homura is looking at each other, shouting angrily: In brief Miyuki-oniichan is only, we have made well to have the lunch together!” 樱满唯毫不示弱的和二之宫焰对视着,气鼓鼓的喊道:“总之御行哥哥是唯的,我们都已经约好一起吃午饭了!” Has the lunch together?” “一起吃午饭?” Ninomiya Homura shot a look in the Sakurasaki Yui hand careless the two packing bread in that white plastic bag, said with a smile lightly: „Is lunch the bread that the school sales store sells? No wonder junior brother-kun will choose and me has the lunch together, after all I did the lunch for him.” 二之宫焰漫不经心的瞥了眼樱满唯手中那个白色塑料袋中的两个包装面包,轻笑道:“午饭就是学校小卖部卖的面包吗?怪不得学弟君会选择和我一起吃午饭呢,毕竟我可是为他做了便当。” Then, lunch anything, only also does, but...... had/left some accidents/surprises.” “便,便当什么的,唯也有做,只是……只是出了一些意外。” Sakurasaki Yui small face slightly red, but also quibbled: So long as is the person who and likes together, what very delicious? Did you say? Miyuki-oniichan.” 樱满唯小脸微红,但又强词夺理道:“只要是和喜欢的人一起,什么都会很好吃的吧?你说是吧?御行哥哥。” Where I dare to speak! 我哪敢说话! Yagi Miyuki thorough has compelled ignorant. 八木御行已经彻底懵逼了。 mother who can tell me this is what situation, become estranged childhood sweetheart and knows two days of senior sister, why are these two people can erupt the scene of carnage centered on him? Is this no brain crisp plot that in the light novel will not present? 尼玛谁能告诉我这是什么情况,已经疏远的青梅竹马和才认识两天的学姐,这两个人到底是为什么能以他为中心爆发修罗场啊?这是轻小说中都不会出现的无脑爽剧情吗?
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