EG :: Volume #9

#843: Ugly opening ceremony

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„Horse rolls Chief, welcome, in Atlanta, has any need my place, momentarily raises.” Feng Yu shakes hand to say with the team leaders of China Olympic Games delegation. “马团~长,欢迎欢迎,在亚特兰大,有任何需要我的地方,随时提出来。”冯宇跟华夏奥运代表团的领队握手说道。 „Chief Feng was really too polite, shouted me the nag on the line. We received these many attendances, does not have other any request. Our Olympic athlete, cannot extremely enjoy easily and comfortably.” horse Tao grips the hand of Feng Yu warmly, high and low sways. “冯总真是太客气了,喊我老马就行。我们已经受到了这么多照顾,没什么别的要求。我们奥运健儿,也不能太过安逸享受。”马涛热情的握住冯宇的手,上下摇晃。 Comes out, he receives above leadership to indicate that has the matter to look for Chief Feng in the US, perhaps the ratio looks in a big way ~ embassy is easier to solve, even if offends the foreigner, do not offend Chief Feng! 出来的时候,他可是受到上面领导点拨,在米国有事儿可以找冯总,或许比找大~使馆更加容易解决,哪怕得罪老外,也不要得罪冯总！ „Which projects can try to win the medal, you said one to me, I have organized a group of China foreign student and worker delegation, for our Olympic athletes, cheers!” “哪些项目可以冲击奖牌,你跟我说一声,我组织了一批华夏留学生和工人代表团,为我们的奥运健儿,加油助威！” The China foreign student is the idea of Jianlibao, but worker delegation, is under the Feng Yu name the welfare of Company. This welfare, compared with pays out the bonus to them, makes them happy. 华夏留学生是健力宝的主意,而工人代表团,则是冯宇名下企业的福利。这种福利,比给他们发奖金,更让他们开心。 Naturally, the person of each delegation, puts on the custom-made short-sleeved garment, wears the custom-made hat, above has the Wind & Rain Brand, Wahaha and Song River sign, Jianlibao and other brand of obvious LOGO, naturally must have the China two Chinese characters. 当然,每一个代表团的人,都穿着定制的半袖,戴着定制的帽子,上面有风雨牌、乐哈哈、松江牌、健力宝等品牌的明显LOGO,当然也少不了华夏两个汉字。 Like this not only made the Olympic delegation feel warm, and propagandized the brand, but also made the staff also very excited. Can witness the China Olympic champion born, how many opportunities can have for a lifetime? Previous Capital City bid millennium's Olympic Games, were not Failed, next time accidentally again Failed? 这样既让奥运代表团感受到了温暖,又宣传了品牌,还让职工们也非常兴奋。能见证华夏的奥运冠军诞生,一辈子能有几次机会？上次京城申办千禧年的奥运会,不是都失败了么,下一次万一再失败了呢？ „Too thanked Chief Feng, I think that the athletes definitely will feel the enthusiasm of proficient countryman good of display. This Olympic Games have commemorative significance, 100 years of birthday, the opening ceremony specially is definitely splendid.” “太感谢冯总了,我想运动员们肯定会感受到家乡人的热情而发挥的更好。这次奥运会非常有纪念意义,100年诞辰啊,开幕式肯定特别精彩。” The Feng Yu expression is somewhat puzzled, wants to tell horse Tao very much, to the opening ceremony and organization flow of this Olympic Games leaves too anticipated, this appraisal, but has watched previous generation Feng Yu 12 years of London Olympic Games are more rotten. 冯宇表情有些纠结,很想告诉马涛,对这届奥运会的开幕式和组织流程都别太期待,这届的评价,可是比前世冯宇看过的12年伦敦奥运会更烂。 „Oh, possibly, but I believe that Olympic Games that in the future our country holds, is best.” “啊哈哈哈,可能吧,不过我更相信,未来我们国家举办的奥运会,才是最好的。” „Chief Feng, I arrange the matter that they move, today on the reception of thanks Chief Feng.” “冯总,我安排一下他们入住的事情,今天就感谢冯总的接待了。” „That line, the telephone of my telephone and my secretary gave you, had the matter momentarily to telephone, should not be impolite with me.” “那行,我电话和我秘书的电话都给你了,有事儿随时打电话,千万别跟我客气。” A few days later, Atlanta Olympic Games open officially. 几天后,亚特兰大奥运会正式开幕。 Feng Yu has not gone to the scene, this Olympic Games conduct somewhat careless, because it is said that they is a state in the office, few of national investment, but like Capital City, Athens and Seoul anything, is not uses the strength of nation. 冯宇都没去现场,这届奥运会举办的有些漫不经心,因为据说他们是一个州在办,国家投入的很少,而不像京城、雅典、汉城什么的,都是举全国之力。 Afterward the online commentary also truly so, Capital City Olympic Games appraised high, is Athens, is Seoul, between these three Seoul and Athens, the reputation is not then high, Atlanta was evaluated badly, even compared with left the joke London Olympic Games also to miss over one time repeatedly! 后来网上的评论也确实如此,京城奥运会评价最高,然后是雅典,接着是汉城,汉城和雅典中间的这三届,口碑都不高,其中亚特兰大被评为最差,甚至比屡出笑话的伦敦奥运会还要差一倍以上！ Watches the television direct transmission time, Feng Yu had has pounded the impulsion of television, because the television narrators in US said one: „Look, by excited ~ medicinal preparation left the delegation of result to walk toward us!” 看电视直播的时候,冯宇有了砸电视的冲动,因为米国的电视解说员说了一句:“看,一支靠兴奋~剂出成绩的代表团向我们走来了！” Feng Yu was saying to nearby Ralph: „Immediately goes to check his material to me, tomorrow will let him in the television station live transmission apology!” 冯宇对着旁边的拉尔夫说道:“马上去给我查他的资料,明天让他在电视台直播道歉！” Feng Yu wants to say very much that silly ~ compels, to go to you ~ mother ~! 冯宇很想说,傻~逼,去你~妈~的！ In world with athlete excited ~ medicinal preparation most countries, are the US, is Japan, China, although also has the athlete to use, but radically not being able to stand in line number! 世界上用运动员兴奋~剂最多的国家,就是米国,然后是岛国,华夏虽然也有运动员用,但根本排不上号！ Previous generation Contis finally said that he from 19 88 Seoul Olympic Games, starts new excited ~ medicinal preparation that studies with Bulke Laboratory, helping the athlete obtain the good achievements, including track and field, swimming, Judo, weight lifting the projects of many need explosive forces. 前世孔蒂最后说了出来,他从88年的汉城奥运会,就开始用巴尔克实验室研究出来的新型兴奋~剂,帮助运动员取得好成绩,包括田径、游泳、柔道、举重等多个需要爆发力的项目。 He even said that his laboratory studies is popular ~ exerts the medicinal preparation to renew the third generation, cannot inspect. But the majority of athletes, will use the stimulant, because you do not use, definitely did not win. 他甚至说,他的实验室研究出来的兴~奋剂已经更新到第三代,根本检查不出来。而大部分的运动员,都会使用兴奋剂,因为你不用,就肯定赢不了。 For example at 03 years of World Athletics Championships, the result of hundred meters champion unexpectedly is 10. 07 seconds, but more than 20 years ago, did not have beyond ten seconds to be able at the matter that in the world-class competition won the championship, probably because this time, what with was the blood test, that time excited ~ medicinal preparation, was very difficult to escape the blood test, but the majority of athletes withdrawal by various reasons. 比如在03年世界田径锦标赛,百米冠军的成绩居然是10秒07,而20多年前,就没有十秒外能在世界级比赛中夺冠的事情了,盖因这一次,采用的是血检,那时候的兴奋~剂,很难逃过血检,而大部分运动员都以各种理由退赛了。 For example ate badly the belly, for example toe cramp, for example back ill, for example the time could not arrange( these reasons really) wait / etc., did not participate in any case, did not compare to be looked up to use excitedly ~ medicinal preparation was barred from the game to be better. 比如吃坏了肚子,比如脚趾头抽筋,比如背部不适,比如时间安排不过来（这些理由都是真的）等等,反正就是不参赛,也不比被查出来使用了兴奋~剂而禁赛要好。 All previous Olympic Games and international championship anything, were taken back the gold medal to be most, is the US team, the reason also is almost excited ~ medicinal preparation, legendary track athlete Louise including US has said that he has also used the stimulant! 还有历届奥运会、世锦赛什么的,被收回金牌最多的,也是米国队,原因也几乎都是兴奋~剂,包括米国的传奇田径运动员刘易斯都说过,他也使用过兴奋剂！ This country, matched to say China? Moreover said by mentioning names , is too not concerned about face, clearly is intentionally disgusting China! 这种国家,也配说华夏？而且这么指名道姓的说,也太不要脸了,分明就是故意恶心华夏呢！ „Perhaps Boss, day of time, without enough time walks the legal proceeding.” Ralph somewhat awkward saying. “老板,一天时间,恐怕来不及走法律程序。”拉尔夫有些为难的说道。 „I had said can walk the legal proceeding? What to do should, not need me to teach you?” “我说过一定要走法律程序吗？该怎么办,不需要我教你吧？” But at this time, in the hotel looked other China delegation staff who opening ceremony live transmission have gotten angry, the staff of China delegation first ask the organizer to protest that what may comedy, organizer coordinated ability bad make the blood boil, does not know unexpectedly how to contact with the director, because that is the private television! But what comedy, this Olympic Games, contract for unexpectedly personal, Coca Cola is also one of the contractors. 而此时,在酒店看开幕式直播的华夏代表团其他工作人员都怒了,华夏代表团的工作人员第一时间去找主办方抗议,可搞笑的是,主办方协调的能力差的令人发指,居然不知道如何联系主持人,因为那是私营电视台！而搞笑的是,这届奥运会,竟然也是承包给私人的,其中可口可乐也是承包商之一。 The China staff try hard to communicate time, the opening ceremony continues. The US had one group of foreign naturalization regiments not saying that but also was complacent. But the performance of opening ceremony, is makes the person smile to lose teeth. 华夏工作人员努力沟通的时候,开幕式继续。米国有一帮外籍归化军团就不说了,还洋洋得意。而开幕式的表演,更是让人笑掉牙。 your mother is so big a athletic field, how many you make to dance the street dance what's the matter? Whose can TM be able to see clearly? Looks at the large screen, might as well watches the television at home. 尼玛那么大一个运动场,你弄几个跳街舞的算怎么回事儿？谁TM能看得清？都看大屏幕,还不如在家看电视呢。 Air flush ball, is the comedy, that TM has any ornamental! 还有吹气球,更是搞笑,那TM有什么观赏性！ Finally the ceremony of that boxing champion Ali ignition, was sick the person, the trembling coming out ignition, was exaggerated unexpectedly, said that anything is the athlete of history level, the glory of world. Asked that how many people have looked at boxing, likes the boxing? Because the Ali American blood relationship is quite pure? 最后那个拳王阿里点火的仪式,一个患病了的人,颤颤巍巍的出来点火,居然也被渲染一番,说什么是历史级的运动员,世界的荣耀。试问有多少人看过拳击,又喜欢拳击？或者因为阿里的米国人血统比较纯正？ What meaning in the field stops 30 Picka car(riage)s is being? Is this car road rally? For the advertizing revenue, really stops at nothing! 还有场内停着30辆皮卡车是什么意思？这是汽车公路拉力赛吗？为了广告收入,真是无所不用其极啊！ The ignition is a fresh idea does not have, the person who looks at to be drowsy, the audiences are also disappointed. 点火更是一点新意都没有,看的人昏昏欲睡,观众们也都是失望透顶。 After the opening ceremony ended, Feng Yu receives the call that horse Tao has made: „Has Chief Feng, disturbed?” 开幕式结束后,冯宇接到了马涛打过来的电话:“冯总,打扰了没有？” „All right, do you want to say these slander opinions of opening ceremony narrator?” “没事儿,你是想说开幕式解说员的那些诽谤言论吧？” „Right, can they say? I want to sue, but their organizations were extremely chaotic, this matter organization committee actually does not know that whom should turn over to manage!” horse Tao complained. “没错,他们怎么能这么说呢？我想要投诉,可他们的组织太过混乱了,这件事组委会竟然不知道该归谁管！”马涛抱怨道。 „Nag, this matter you did not need to worry, tomorrow you can see the confession. A young director, dares to speak this words!” Feng Yu expression gloomy saying. “老马,这事儿你不用操心了,明天你们就能看到交代。小小的一个主持人,也敢说这种话！”冯宇语气阴沉的说道。 „Chief Feng, I complained one with you, I already with big ~ embassy has related, they will help.” Such big matter, horse Tao does not think that Feng Yu can solve. “冯总,我就是跟你抱怨一句,我已经跟大~使馆联系了,他们会帮忙的。”这么大的事儿,马涛也不认为冯宇能解决。 Feng Yu had not explained that has comforted horse Tao several, he gives Ralph to call to urge once more...... 冯宇也没多解释,安慰了马涛几句,他再次给拉尔夫打了电话催促……
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