„Uncle, the uncle, you told a story to me.” “舅舅,舅舅,你给我讲个故事。” Little nephew Li Zhixing five years old, now has caught up with the nursery to have a vacation, therefore stay daily at home. Such big point child, is in full vigour, to anything curious age, Li Shiqiang father and mother cannot control, or they do not give up the tube, this has caused this kid exceptionally mischievous and...... Annoying! 小外甥李知行已经五岁多了,现在又赶上了托儿所放假,所以天天呆在家里。这么大点的小孩,正是精力旺盛,又对什么都好奇的年纪,李世强爸妈根本管不了,或者说他们舍不得管,这就导致了这个小家伙异常的顽皮和……烦人！ Feng Yu came back, this kid is entangling Feng Yu immediately, making Feng Yu lead him to play, told the story to him. If lets Feng Yu lecture of story that fortunately, but this kid listens to the story time is dishonest, always asks this and that making Feng Yu not have the sense of achievement! 冯宇回来了,这个小家伙马上就缠着冯宇,让冯宇带他玩,给他讲故事。如果只是让冯宇讲故事那还好,但这小家伙听故事的时候也不老实,总是问这问那的,让冯宇非常没有成就感！ „Does uncle lead you to go to pile of snowmen?” “舅舅带你去堆雪人吧？” „Piles the snowman not to have the meaning, that snowman that you pile, my foot trampled upside-down, was not solid!” Little nephew very discontented saying. “堆雪人没意思,你堆的那个雪人,我一脚就踹倒了,根本不结实！”小外甥很不满的说道。 Good, in the bear child's eyes, the snowman is used to trample! 好吧,在熊孩子的眼里,雪人就是用来踹的！ „Or do I lead you to play video game(s)?” “要不我带你玩游戏机？” „Feng Yu, cannot make him play video game(s)!” The elder sister who prepares food in the kitchen pokes head to come out to exclaim. “冯宇,不许让他玩游戏机！”在厨房做饭的姐姐探头出来吼道。 „Good, the uncle told a story to you, but you must honest was listening, cannot break me.” Feng Yu makes the little nephew sit side, thinks that should tell any story. “那好吧,舅舅给你讲个故事,但你得老老实实的听着,不许打断我啊。”冯宇让小外甥坐到身边,想想该讲什么故事。 „You cannot deceive me, many stories I have listened, I must listen newly!” The little nephew was negotiating the terms. “那你不能糊弄我,还有很多故事我都听过了,我要听新的！”小外甥讲着条件。 „Does not have the issue, we told the new story and ensure you have not listened, the uncle spoke a bottle gourd kid to fight Ottmann's story to you.” “没问题,我们就讲新故事,保证你没听过,那舅舅给你讲一个葫芦娃大战奥特曼的故事吧。” The too long story, Feng Yu does not plan saying that otherwise definitely stubbornly was being entangled by this kid for serveral days, if then Feng Yu dares not to speak behind, Li Zhixing will draw the grandfather, teaches Feng Yu! 太长的故事,冯宇不打算讲,否则这些天肯定被这个小家伙死死的缠着,然后如果冯宇敢不讲后面的,李知行就会把姥爷拉过来,教训冯宇！ This mixes the boy, unexpectedly the society installed to cry! Feng Yu previous time had not detected that was reproven by the father maliciously. Mother is blocking, looks at father that stance, may begin. 这混小子,居然学会装哭了！冯宇上次就是没发觉,被老爹狠狠训斥了一顿。要不是老妈拦着,看老爹那架势,有可能动手啊。 Therefore, Feng Yu can only the impromptu composition story, give him to come the fairy tale character chaos to fight! 所以,冯宇就只能现编故事,给他来个童话人物大乱斗！ „Does uncle, the bottle gourd kid fight against Ottmann? The bottle gourd kid is China, Ottmann is not.” “舅舅,葫芦娃跟奥特曼怎么打架啊？葫芦娃是华夏的,奥特曼又不是。” „Two not far, took plane to fly, said again Ottmann will not fly.” “两个没多远,坐飞机就能飞过去了,再说奥特曼不是会飞么。” „But bottle gourd kid was ancient, they did not have the airplane at that time!” “可葫芦娃是古代的啊,他们那时候没有飞机啊！” „Bottle gourd kid has lived from the ancient times the modern age, this didn't have the issue?” “葫芦娃从古代一直活到了现代,这回没问题了吧？” „That bottle gourd and Ottmann which is a good person?” “那葫芦娃和奥特曼哪个是好人？” That many issues that a Feng Yu heavy line, which this kid comes! 冯宇一头黑线,这小屁孩儿哪儿来的那么多问题！ „Do you listen, does not listen to me not to say!” “你到底听不听,不听我就不讲了啊！” „Good, you said that is also all right in any case now.” “好吧,那你讲,反正现在也没什么事。” Feng Yu that depressed, gathers this kid to kill the time with me! 冯宇那个郁闷啊,合着这小家伙拿我打发时间来着！ „...... Then Ottmann has sent a move of autokinetic effect light wave, ~~ bottle gourd kid moves sideways to evade, mouth blowout together flame, Ottmann burning. Good, the story said.” Feng Yu to the story that oneself compile, is satisfied. “……然后奥特曼发了一招动感光波,哔哔哔哔~~葫芦娃一个闪身躲过,嘴里喷出一道火焰,把奥特曼给烧死了。好了,故事讲完了。”冯宇对自己编造的故事,非常满意。 „It is not right, Ottmann does not come from the extraterrestrial? How will he be sensitive to heat?” “不对啊,奥特曼不是从外星来的吗？他怎么会怕热呢？” „What because bottle gourd kid emits is the secret is really hot, the temperature is higher than the common flame.” “因为葫芦娃喷吐的是三昧真火,温度比一般的火焰高。” „Which secret is secret really hot is?” “三昧真火都是哪三昧啊？” Which my TM knows that is which secret, my two lifetime also listen to the secret to be really hot, nobody had said is which secret! Your how these many issues, you listen to the story casually not to listen good, which discovers these many problems! 我TM哪儿知道是哪三昧,我两辈子也就听过三昧真火,没人说过是哪三昧啊！你怎么这么多问题啊,你听故事就随随便便听不行吗,哪儿找出这么多毛病！ Feng Yu discovered that he met the ridge, he can cope with the politician, can cope with the profiteer, can Engineer dupe/sway and scientist work for him, but couldn't deal with this kid? 冯宇发现他遇上坎儿了,他能对付政客,能对付奸商,能忽悠工程师、科学家为他工作,但怎么就应付不了这个小家伙呢？ „, The food has completed, the uncle leads you to wash the hands, prepares to eat meal.” “诶呀,饭做好了,舅舅带你去洗手,准备吃饭。” Li Zhixing steps in the small stool washes the hands, then asked: „Uncle, you had not said that which secret the secret is really hot is, why can burn Ottmann?” 李知行踩在小凳子上洗手,然后回头问道:“舅舅,你还没说,三昧真火都是哪三昧呢,为什么能烧死奥特曼？” The entrance broadcasts the sound that opens the door, the Feng Yu great happiness: „Hurry up, your father came back, meets your father quickly.” 门口传来开门的声音,冯宇大喜:“快点,你爸爸回来了,快去接你爸爸。” Saw that the little nephew runs, Feng Yu then relaxed. Does not know what really this kid in school is, if also these many issues, teacher of nursery big? 看到小外甥跑出去,冯宇这才松了口气。真不知道这小家伙在学校是什么样,如果也这么多问题,托儿所的老师头都大了吧？ „Xiao Yu, is the child very adorable? You after Li Na marries, hurries to want the child.” Li Shiqiang is holding Li Zhixing, saying with a laugh. “小宇,小孩子是不是很可爱？你跟李娜结婚后,也赶紧要小孩吧。”李世强抱着李知行,笑呵呵的说道。 „Ha Ha, said again that said again.” “哈哈,再说,再说。” Lovable? Haven't I detected? 可爱？我怎么没发觉呢？ Leads him to build the building block, he everywhere is, leading him who the building block loses to pile the snowman, he trampled a snowman foot, told the story to him, his issue can collapse! 带着他搭积木,他把积木丢的到处都是,带他堆雪人,他把雪人一脚踹到了,给他讲故事,他问题能让人崩溃！ However Feng Yu has also discovered that probably the kid usually should very clever appearance, not before me this? 不过冯宇也发现了,好像小家伙平时很乖的样子啊,该不会就在我面前这样吧？ Coaxes the child, Feng Yu has not experienced completely. 怎么哄孩子,冯宇完全没经验啊。 Eating meal time, Li Zhixing very peaceful, a grain of food has not remained, no matter the green vegetables or the meat, clamp in the bowl also has eaten to eat all one's food, clever serious. 吃饭的时候,李知行非常的安静,一粒饭都没剩,不管是青菜还是肉,夹到碗里的也都吃光了,乖的不得了。 Feng Yu once thinks, these matters that possibly in the morning has, is the misconception, but is quick, he was pulled back the reality. 冯宇一度以为,可能上午发生的那些事,都是错觉,但很快,他就被拉回了现实。 „Uncle, I finished eating, did you tell the story to me?” “舅舅,我吃完了,你给我讲故事吧？” „, The uncle had not finished eating, you take an afternoon nap first.” “啊,舅舅还没吃完呢,你先去睡午觉。” „Mother said that just finished eating the thing, cannot sleep, you told the story to me.” “妈妈说了,刚吃完东西,不能睡觉的,你给我讲故事。” „You play first, the uncle finished eating said again.” “那你先去玩,舅舅吃完了再说。” „The food in your bowl has eaten to eat all one's food, the chopsticks have put down, hadn't finished eating?” “你碗里的饭都已经吃光了,筷子都放下了,还没吃完吗？” Are the children now so intelligent?! 小孩子现在都这么聪明吗？！ „Good, the uncle again spoke a Ottmann to fight the story of distortion diamond to you.” This is the aliens, will not always make a mistake. “好吧,那舅舅再给你讲一个奥特曼大战变形金刚的故事。”这回都是外星人,总不会出错了吧。 „Uncle, the story has not said. Which secret is the secret really hot is?” “舅舅,刚才的故事还没讲完呢。三昧真火到底是哪三昧？” How this kid also records! 这小家伙怎么还记着呢！ „Or does the uncle lead you to buy the toy? The uncle leads you to go to the supermarket, that side toy may be many, you take casually!” “要不舅舅带你去买玩具吧？舅舅带你去超市,那边玩具可多了,你随便拿！” „Can I take a toy car(riage)?” “那我能要一个玩具车吗？” „Does not have the issue, what do you want?” “没问题啊,你想要什么样的？” Asked these words, Feng Yu regretted , the kid had a difficult problem to Feng Yu. 问完这句话,冯宇就后悔了,果然,小家伙给冯宇出了个难题。 „I must be the same with the car(riage) that the father drives.” Li Zhixing excited saying. “我要跟爸爸开的车一样的。”李知行兴奋的说道。 „That is not a toy, that type of car(riage), you cannot open.” “那不是玩具啊,那种车,你也开不了啊。” „Can make slightly. No line? I know that the grandmother deceives me, the uncle will not be will do.” “可以造小一点啊。不行吗？我就知道姥姥是骗我,舅舅才不是什么都会做呢。” I scratch, the kid also meets the method of goading somebody into action...... Your uncle also eats this set! 诶呀我擦,小家伙还会激将法啊……你舅舅还就吃这一套！ „You are waiting, before the new year's celebration, the uncle definitely makes the toy car(riage) that you like to come out to you.” “你等着,过年之前,舅舅肯定给你弄一辆你喜欢的玩具车出来。” „Must guarantee that can open.” “要保证能开的那种。” „Guarantee can open!” Feng Yu has not believed that a car factory, but can also 't make a toy car(riage)? “保证能开！”冯宇还就不信了,一个汽车工厂,还造不出一辆玩具车来？ The engineer produces the toy what, buddy this time has exploited power, I looked that who can say anything! 工程师来造玩具咋啦,哥们这次就以权谋私了,我看谁能说出来什么！ „That uncle this finds the person to do to you.” “那个舅舅这就去找人给你做啊。” „Uncle, you wait / etc., I have a picture, you according to this making.” “舅舅,你等等,我这有幅画,你按照这个造。” Feng Yu is looking at the pastel drawing in hand, very speechless, did this boy design including the modeling? This clearly is early deliberate, no wonder today does not have the patience, this is intentional! 冯宇看着手中的蜡笔画,十分的无语,这小子连造型都自己设计好了？这分明是早有预谋啊,难怪今天那么没有耐性,这是故意的啊！ Ok, the uncle will not disappoint you absolutely! But if you received the toy car(riage), but also such suffers your uncle, that do not blame the uncle! 行,舅舅绝对不会让你失望！但如果你收了玩具车,还这么折磨你舅舅,那就别怪舅舅了！