EG :: Volume #1

#51: Pit goods Wen Dongjun( sought recommendation)


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Extensive ~ extensive ~ a bit faster comes, here has one crowd of wild ducks.” Wen Dongjun lies in the thick patch of grass, beckons to Feng Yu. “恢~恢~快点过来,这边有一群野鸭子。”文东军趴在草丛里,冲着冯宇招手。 By urging of Wen Dongjun, Feng Yu had been stolen family's hunting rifle, comes to go hunting with Wen Dongjun. But this time does not have Liu Jichuan to bring, Liu Jichuan became a soldier. 文东军的撺掇,冯宇又偷了家里的猎枪,来跟文东军打猎。只不过这次没有刘继川带着,刘继川去当兵了。 Feng Yu has wanted to ask Liu Jichuan actually, if on that day Feng Yu has not gone, if has not met the bear, will retaliate Wen Dongjun. 冯宇其实一直想问刘继川,那天如果冯宇没去,如果没遇上熊瞎子,是不是会对文东军进行报复。 No matter what, previous generation's tragedy has not occurred, but also made Feng Yu get so far as a big qualification ahead of time, had the present comfortable life. 但不管怎样,前世的惨剧并没有发生,还让冯宇提前弄到了一大笔本钱,也才有了现在舒服的生活。 This matter makes it pass, perhaps Liu Jichuan do not know the answer. People in impulsive, will make many regrets the matters. 这事儿就让它过去吧,或许刘继川自己也不知道答案。人在冲动的时候,会做出许多后悔的事儿。 Aiming point, several 123 open fire together, hits the shore that several. Prepared? First, two......” “瞄准点,数123一起开枪,打岸边的那几只。准备好了吗?一,二……” Bang! Bang! 砰!砰! Two gunshots send out successively, Wen Dongjun stands to stamp one's foot cheers, Feng Yu has almost not irritated! 两声枪响先后发出,文东军站起来跳着脚欢呼,冯宇差点没气死! My TM said several 123, how counted to two you to open fire!” Feng Yu opens fire, other wild ducks already flew. “我TM说数123,才数到二你怎么就开枪了!”冯宇开枪的时候,其它野鸭子早就飞了。 What did you say? I have not heard. Sees not to have, a buddy spear|gun hits wild duck, simply is the expert marksman!” “你说啥?我没听见。看到没,哥们一枪就打中一只野鸭子,简直是神枪手啊!” Feng Yu „......” 冯宇“……” This two goods! 这个二货! The Wen Dongjun stride runs, picks up one only to remain the wild duck of half body. He **, two rounds of bullets both hit, wild duck that originally be only one jin (0.5 kg) sank, now remains more than half jin (0.5 kg). 文东军大步跑过去,捡起一只只剩半截身子的野鸭子。他**,两发子弹都打中了,原本就只有一斤来沉的野鸭子,现在就剩半斤多。 Ha, this wild duck, do you carry also to eat? Even if you can clean, can leave Dish?” The ridicule that Feng Yu is relentless said. “哈哈哈,就这野鸭子,你拎回去还怎么吃?就算你能弄干净,能出一盘菜吗?”冯宇毫不留情的嘲笑道。 That also compared with you, only puts the blank round! However this duck...... Ok, does not want, has no way to take!” Wen Dongjun hesitant, threw the wild duck. Has beaten, such hot day, with is not smelly! “那也比你强,净放空枪!不过这只鸭子……算了,不要了,没法拿!”文东军犹豫了一下,还是把野鸭子扔了。都打烂了,这么热的天,拿回去还不臭了! This spear|gun should hit the big animal, hits the bird to use **.” “这枪就该打大动物,打鸟还是得用**。” ** Does not satisfy a craving. Ok, a sound of gunfire sound, at least a half hour of here block will not have the game to come. I thought in that grove to have many Grandma Ding a moment ago( dialect, dandelion that has not blossomed) and mushroom, can't we begin spatially?” “**不过瘾啊。算了,枪声一响,至少半个小时这儿块不会有猎物来的。刚才我看那林子里有不少婆婆丁(方言,没开花的蒲公英)和蘑菇,咱俩总不能空着手回去吧?” Feng Yu looks at Wen Dongjun, this rare and beautiful flowers! Sees to go hunting to make some wild herbs to bother? Goes back others to ask that to bring the hunting rifle to pick to bother? Elder Brother is to divide in the future the minute several million high and low people, went hunting with you were good, but also picked the mushroom? If this makes the person see, but also can not be smiled for a lifetime! 冯宇愣愣的看着文东军,这个奇葩!见过打猎弄些野菜蘑菇回去的吗?回去别人问,难道说带着猎枪去采蘑菇了?哥未来是分分钟几百万上下的人,跟你来打猎就不错了,还采蘑菇?这要是让人看见,还不得被笑一辈子! Walks, but also is staring doing.” “走啊,还愣着干什么。” Feng Yu was drawn the drill to return to the woods by Wen Dongjun, looks Wen Dongjun excited is picking the mushroom, he bored about is looking. 冯宇文东军拉着钻回树林,看着文东军兴奋的采着蘑菇,他则无聊的左右瞧着。 Well, this is the place of which family|home, melon that unexpectedly plants! 咦,这块是谁家的地,居然种的瓜! „, There has the melon place, the day is so hot, steals a melon to relieve thirst.” “诶诶诶,那儿有瓜地,天这么热,偷个瓜来解渴。” Wen Dongjun eye one bright, does that side have the watermelon place? Walks, hurries! The watermelon that in the family|home buys, the sweetness that has not picked from the place directly! 文东军眼睛一亮,那边有西瓜地?走走走,赶紧过去!家里买的西瓜,就是没有从地里直接摘的甜! And other, has the melon awning, our Tractor on the Uncle Tian domestically grown melon?” Uncle Tian may be ominous, was held not to have the good fruit to eat by him. “等一下,有瓜棚,咱连队田叔家种瓜吧?”田叔可凶着呢,被他抓住没好果子吃。 In the morning I looked that Uncle Tian went on stage to sell the melon to go, here melon awning definitely nobody. Told you, selected the melon I am one certainly and ensure selected a pulp to you!” Wen Dongjun strikes one's chest, believes I not wrong expression. “早上我看田叔上场部卖瓜去了,这儿瓜棚里肯定没人。告诉你,挑瓜我可是一绝,保证给你挑个沙瓤的!”文东军拍着胸脯,一副相信我不会错的表情。 ! 啪! A butt beats a watermelon. Not ripe, changes one. 一枪托打烂一个西瓜。没熟,换下一个。 ! 啪! Also is a watermelon is beaten, is not the pulp, does not want! 又是一个西瓜被打烂,不是沙瓤,不要! When Wen Dongjun pounds the eighth watermelon, Feng Yu hurries to block him. Is this selecting melon that he said one certainly? The luck is not good, these mu sweet potatoes were smashed, he cannot select the pulp! 文东军砸第八个西瓜的时候,冯宇赶紧拦住他。这就是丫说的挑瓜一绝?运气不好,这几亩地瓜都被砸烂了,他也挑不到沙瓤的! Calls a halt quickly, that was not ripe, hurried to eat. Finished eating to circle to have a look, perhaps wild duck did not have the memory to come back.” “快停手,那个不是熟了,赶紧吃吧。吃完绕回去看看,说不定野鸭子没记性又回来了。” Good, copes is eating. Today makes a mistake, couple days ago I came with the bright elder brother, third I select the pulp!” Wen Dongjun proud saying. “好吧,对付着吃吧。今天失误,前几天我跟亮哥来,第三个我就挑到沙瓤的了!”文东军一脸骄傲的说道。 Feng Yu wants to ask him very much, does this have something proud? 冯宇很想问问他,这有什么可骄傲的? When they hold respectively half watermelon is gnawing, in the melon awning finds out a small head. 就在两人各捧着半个西瓜啃的时候,瓜棚里探出一个小脑瓜。 Tian Jie comes to see the melon place by father and mother faction today, quick noon he had planned to sleep, but hears suddenly outside has the voice of speech. 田杰今天被爸妈派来看瓜地,本来快中午了他打算睡觉呢,但忽然听到外面有说话的声音。 Steals the melon! 偷瓜的! Is Tractor, on the road picks a melon to eat thirstily, generally will not stop, even can come to the melon awning to look for him directly, he with blade cutting a pulp. 都是一个连队的,路上口渴摘个瓜吃,一般都不会阻拦,甚至可以直接来瓜棚里找他,他拿刀给切个沙瓤的。 He does not want to manage, but a Wen Dongjun butt smashes one, a butt smashes one, has pounded many continuously. Which this is eats the melon, clearly is pounds is playing! 本来他没想管呢,但文东军一枪托砸烂一个,一枪托又砸烂一个,连续砸了好多。这哪儿是来吃瓜的,分明就是来砸着玩的! Tian Jie the courage is walking greatly, is lowering the head to eat the melon two people not to pay attention. 田杰大着胆子走过去,正低头啃瓜的两个人根本没注意。 You steal the melon!” Tian Jie jumps to shout suddenly. “你们偷瓜!”田杰忽然跳出来喊道。 Wen Dongjun abandons the watermelon rapidly, turns around to take the hunting rifle to aim at Tian Jie. 文东军迅速扔下西瓜,转身就拿着猎枪对准田杰 Tian Jie has been scared, steals the watermelon, needs to bring the hunting rifle? The pitch-dark muzzle is pointing at him, his leg was soft. 田杰吓傻了,偷西瓜,需要带猎枪吗?黑洞洞的枪口指着他,他腿都软了。 Feng Yu holds the Wen Dongjun barrel upward to lift: Your TM was insane, muzzle to person!” 冯宇一把抓住文东军的枪管往上一抬:“你TM疯了,枪口对着人!” Wen Dongjun laughs: Has not loaded a gun, blank round.” Saying, but also is rousing the trigger proof to sky. 文东军哈哈一笑:“都没上子弹,空枪。”说着,还对着天空勾动扳机证明。 That is not good, you looked that frightens Tian Jie, is about to cry.” Feng Yu puts down the hunting rifle, arrives at side Tian Jie. “那也不行啊,你看把田杰吓得,都快哭了。”冯宇把猎枪放下,走到田杰身边。 ~~~~ 哇~~~~ Tian Jie started to cry at this time, frightened a moment ago cries to forget! 田杰这时候才开始大哭,刚才吓得哭都忘了! Cries, while delimits to draw on the face with the hand, is less than a half minute, the small face all spent. 一边哭,一边用手在脸上划拉着,不到半分钟,小脸就全花了。 Wen Dongjun was shocked, he was frightened a moment ago, how this kid such did not pass through frightens. Thought him in childhood, the double-bang dares to take in the hand. 文东军愣住了,他刚才就是吓唬一下,这小屁孩儿咋这么不经吓。想他小时候,二踢脚都敢拿在手上点。 Do not cry, I tease you to play.” “别哭了,我逗你玩呢。” ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~ 哇~~嗯~~嗯~~哇~~~~ Tian Jie cried to tic, Wen Dongjun anxious touching own ears and cheeks. This may how entire, goes back to be told his father, he cannot pull out by the wicker! 田杰都哭抽抽了,文东军急的抓耳挠腮。这可咋整,回去被告诉他爸,他还不又得被柳条抽啊! I said that do not cry, are you what kind of?” Wen Dongjun agitated saying. “我说你别哭了,你到底想怎样?”文东军烦躁的说道。 Father makes me look at the melon, you melon ~~ ~~ ~~ the melon smashed ~~ ~~ ~~~~ “爸爸让我看瓜,你把瓜~~嗯~~嗯~~瓜都砸烂了~~了~~嗯~~~~” Ahem, haven't I compensated the general headquarters? These melons you have a look, gives you are 100 jin (0.5 kg), three cents one jin (0.5 kg), altogether three dollars, give you...... Five money shops?” Wen Dongjun turns five dollars from the Feng Yu pocket, forces in the Tian Jie small hand. “别哼唧了,我赔总行了吧?这些瓜你看看,给你算100斤,三分钱一斤,一共三块钱,给你……五块钱行了吧?”文东军冯宇兜里翻出来五块钱,塞进田杰的小手里。 Feng Yu turns head to look at Wen Dongjun, why can take my money? Ok, who lets steal the melon is my idea. 冯宇扭头看着文东军,为啥要拿我的钱?算了,谁让偷瓜是我的主意呢。 Tian Jie then stops the weeping sound, the small hand tight grasping firmly money of: „It is not good, you are goes hunting, has my one.” 田杰这才止住哭声,小手紧紧的攥住钱:“不行,你俩是来打猎的吧,带我一个。” This hunting rifle can you take? Even if you can take, a triggering pulling, the muzzle you can suppress? Hurries to sleep, we should also walk.” “这猎枪你能拿动吗?就算你拿得动,一扣扳机,枪口你压得住吗?赶紧回去睡觉吧,我们也该走了。” The distant place broadcasts the sounds of four wheels, is not good, Uncle Tian sold the melon to come back! 远处传来四轮子的声音,不好,田叔卖瓜回来了! Feng Yu looks at each other one with Wen Dongjun, is taking to one's heels to run. No matter also has gone hunting, does not have the mushroom and Grandma Ding that the time took picked a moment ago, crazy running to parking place. 冯宇文东军对视一眼,撒丫子就跑。也不管打猎了,更没时间去拿刚才采的蘑菇和婆婆丁,疯狂的跑向停车的地方。 Afternoon time, Tian Jie led his father to find the Feng Yu home. Feng Xingtai hear, apologized to others, was in front of Tian Jie father, took the feather duster to pull out Feng Yu crazily. They walked to Tian Jie, Feng Yu lies on the bed, making the father applying medicine. 下午的时候,田杰就带着他爸找到了冯宇家。冯兴泰听完,不停的给别人道歉,然后当着田杰爸爸的面,拿着鸡毛掸子狂抽冯宇。一直到田杰他们走了,冯宇才趴在炕上,让老爸给上药。 Feng Yu feels is very innocent, I have not bullied Tian Jie, that five dollars are I pull out, why to look for me? Why can lose money? Kid definitely five dollars misappropriating! 冯宇感觉很无辜,我又没欺负田杰,那五块钱还是我掏出来的,凭什么来找我?还有凭什么又要赔钱?那小屁孩儿肯定把五块钱给私吞了! However after next day sees the Wen Dongjun miserable type, Feng Yu balanced at heart. 不过第二天看到文东军的惨样后,冯宇心里平衡多了。 Wen Dongjun was hung to hit by his father, the whole body that the wicker pulls out is purlin. Big palm of the hand shouted toward the face on, the Wen Dongjun nostril fleeing blood that hit, hit while scolds, but also dares to point at others with the spear|gun? 文东军被他爸吊起来打啊,柳条抽的浑身全是檩子。大巴掌一个劲儿的往脸上呼,打的文东军鼻孔窜血,一边打一边骂,还敢拿枪指着别人? What is most important, the Wen Dongjun mother this time has not been blocking, but also helps to pull out together, the couple played mixed doubles happily, the wicker has pulled out several. Tests into three of city to think were one fierce? The welldoing is not good, study again good also useless! 最重要的是,文东军的妈妈这次并没有拦着,还帮着一起抽,夫妇俩痛快的玩了一次男女混合双打,柳条抽断了好几根。考上市里的三中就以为自己厉害了?德行不好,学习再好也没用! Two hunting rifles both were smashed, it seems like after them, cannot go hunting. 两家的猎枪都被砸烂了,看来他们俩以后再也不能去打猎了。 Next day Li Shiqiang makes the phone call, said the car(riage) had doing well, and some people asked the price, making Feng Yu hurry Bing City. 恰好第二天李世强打过来电话,说车已经有弄好的了,并且已经有人过来问价,让冯宇赶紧回冰城 Feng Yu found the excuse, runs away departure farm, later must leave Wen Dongjun this two goods distant points, specialized pit teammate! ~~ second delivers, old rule, third at 6 : 00 pm, asking fellow book friends to recommend is more violent, helped the fourth child who the ticket came to explode above that!!! 冯宇找到借口,逃似的离开农场,以后得离文东军这个二货远点,专业坑队友啊!~~第二更送到,老规矩,第三更在晚上六点,请各位书友推荐票来的更猛烈一些,助老四爆了上面那位!!!
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