EA :: Volume #5 乱拨弦，又三盅

#939: Heavenly Demon is happy, the antecedent mediates

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The Grandma Xiao center of the forehead was kissed one. 肖婆婆的印堂又被亲了一口。 The heart had exploded with rage, the old lady has hair dishevelled, if the potential insane attacks to fiercely attack demented, where may be able to injure to obtain a Qi Donglai hair. 心已经气炸了,老太婆披头散发,势若疯癫狂攻猛打,可哪能伤得到戚东来一根头发。 Guy movement handsome, the butterfly puts on the flower to walk randomly in the swordsmanship and stone law, in thick earth thunder technique generally, in the mouth smiles tenderly unceasingly, ‚after forehead’, has to shout one after another tip of the nose and right eyebrow, the right cheekbones and left temples...... the shout is unceasing, Small Eastern Mountain Old Lady Xiao in the curly moustached man laughter, was kissed beaten forcefully. 大汉身法翩翩,蝴蝶穿花一般游走于剑法、石法、厚土雷法之中,口中娇笑不绝,‘脑门儿’之后有接连喊出鼻尖儿、右眉、右颧、左太阳穴......喊声不绝,小东山肖老太就在虬须汉的笑声中,被硬生生地亲了个满脸花。 Even Flower Picking Divine Monarch is unable to continue watching, in the mouth muttered: „Qi Donglai... likes this Old Lady Xiao.” 连拈花神君都看不下去,口中喃喃:“戚东来...得多喜欢这个肖老太。” Thinks the Qi Donglai person inadequately under aggressive magic art, but can also ‚being vigilant wind and rain’, hear Flower Picking to talk to oneself, finds time the child curly moustached man revolutions to turn head, is saying with a smile to Flower Picking distantly: „Was wrong. Divine Monarch, you guess again.” 不成想戚东来人在凶悍法术之下,还能‘耳听八方风雨’,听到了拈花自语,抽个空子虬须汉转回头,遥遥对着拈花笑道:“错了。神君,你再猜。” The muddiness of three corpses, occupies compared with Qi Donglai respectively wins the field, ponders over Flower Picking to laugh slightly, pays no attention to Qi Donglai, called out to the old lady directly: „Grandma Xiao, you moved the worldly desire, had a liking for this full beard.” 三尸之浑,比起戚东来各占胜场,稍一琢磨拈花就哈哈大笑,不理戚东来,直接对老太婆叫道:“肖婆婆,你可是动了凡心,看上了这个大胡子。” Thunderous Heavenly Venerable asked something already known: „Flower Picking and my younger brother, what this word?” 雷动天尊明知故问:“拈花、吾弟,何出此言？” Did not need to play the role of the monk again, Flower Picking can touch the belly casually: „Grandma Xiao cannot be victorious obviously, has is not willing to walk, Heavenly Venerable please think why this is?” 不用再扮和尚,拈花又可以随便摸肚皮了:“肖婆婆明明打不过,偏有不肯走,天尊请想这是何故？” Nearby Scarlet Eye collects the interest: „Looks to kiss, became addicted!” 一旁赤目凑趣:“找亲呗,上瘾了！” The head and experience three corpses, do not think that Flower Picking Scarlet Eye grips the fist to jump like that happily, Thunderous holds their palms together, makes the great aspirations greatly: „I hope the world, has " qingren " to become the family member finally.” 三尸之首、老成持重,不想拈花赤目那般攥拳蹦跳开心不已,雷动双手合十,大发宏愿:“我愿天下,有"qingren"终成眷属。” The big brother has the type, the Second Brother study type, Scarlet Eye also halted the footsteps to make the Grandmaster time the melody to follow with oneself to sing: „I am willing, Grandma Xiao to recompense to hope.” 大哥有样,二弟学样,赤目也站住了脚步用自己做大师时候的调子跟着唱道:“我愿此间,肖婆婆得偿所愿。” How Flower Picking is willing to let up such opportunity, similarly holds their palms together. Slightly smile: „I hope tonight, Qi and Xiao are a good match, the mutual respect between husband and wife.” 拈花如何肯放过这样的机会,同样双手合十。微微笑:“我愿今夜,戚肖好合,举案齐眉。” Scarlet Eye again inspiration: „I hope ancient times Sao Clan, incense fire be continuous throughout the ages.” 赤目再得灵感:“我愿古时骚族,香火绵延千秋万载。” Flower Picking does not admit defeat: „I am willing extra mundane Small Eastern Mountain, the old tree new flower to have a baby the import.” 拈花不认输:“我愿世外小东山,老树新花添丁进口。” ...... ...... The three corpses joke words spread over the audience. How could the old lady cannot hear, air/Qi to going crazy also insufficiently, wants to explode the air/Qi to the heart also falls far short, the air/Qi to does not know how should be mad... may, regardless of she is how angry, three corpses in has two not to speak incorrectly: 三尸诨话传遍全场。老太婆岂能听不到,气到发疯还不够,气到心胸欲炸还差得远,气到不知该怎么气...可无论她如何愤怒,三尸的话里有两处没说错: First, not to be victorious, depending on her Small Eastern Mountain method. In the Sao person/poet eye radically anything is not! Kissed kissed, wants to kill her to be simple. 一是打不过,凭她小东山的手段。在骚人眼中根本什么都不是！亲都亲了,想杀她再简单不过。 Second, she has not disliked disgraced, wants to keep the nuptial chamber? Sao person/poet bastard, but disgraced does not stop full beard one, tonight from now on a lot of years, Small Eastern Mountain will degenerate into the world laughingstock and her Old Lady Xiao to degenerate into the world laughingstock. Her face loses too greatly. Can deceive the day. Even if sets up the full beard executes cannot recall at the scene, let alone cannot kill others by far. Looks at the Qi Donglai energetic vigor, he kisses/intimate for three months not to have the issue again. 二是她还不嫌丢人么,想要留下来洞房么？骚人混蛋,可丢人的绝不止大胡子一个,今夜过后千百年里,小东山沦为天下笑柄、她肖老太沦为天下笑柄。她的脸丢得太大。都能蒙住天了。就算把大胡子立毙当场也挽不回,何况远远杀不到人家。看戚东来的精神劲,他再亲三个月都没问题。 Occurs simultaneously ashamed and resentfully, in the thick hatred somewhat fears, without the means did not fear when Qi Donglai shouted ‚’, in the old lady heart raises... to shout frightened smartly until the Qi Donglai bashful belt/bring: „Small mouth.” Grandma Xiao erupts one to shout suddenly miserably. Without magic art fiercely attacked again, old lady both hands cover the face to turn around then to run away. 羞愤交加,浓浓恨意之中还有几分恐惧,没办法不怕,每到戚东来喊出‘一处’,老太婆心中就升起恐惧...直到戚东来含羞带俏地喊出:“小嘴儿。”肖婆婆突然爆发出一声惨呼。再没了法术猛攻,老太婆双手掩面转身便逃。 Did not have a wee bit to cover the face to continue combat again, did not have the face to treat again. Said that is collapses or has the exaggerating suspicion, but the heart against falls into enemy hands finally. The life serious offense day, Old Lady Xiao does not hate dead, but encounters the real ratio dead also to today three times unable to withstand! 再没了丁点掩面继续斗战,更没脸再于此间待下去。说是崩溃或有夸张之嫌,但心防终告失守。性命大过天,肖老太舍不得死,不过今日遭遇真比死过三次还要不堪！ „How... this was also shy...” In the Qi Donglai mouth is shouting, struck an attitude to pursue several steps, quick halted the footsteps. “诶...这怎么还害羞了...”戚东来口中喊着,作势追赶几步,很快就站住了脚步。 At this time three corpses must create a disturbance, Flower Picking held the belly to laugh: „Did Qi Donglai, how pause? Pursues quickly. Your young married woman runs to disappear!” 这个时候三尸是一定要起哄的,拈花捧着肚皮大笑:“戚东来,怎么停步了？快追啊。你婆姨跑不见了！” „Sao, Qi Donglai.” The full beard first corrects the name, later shakes the head saying: „Divine Monarch chatted, Small Eastern Mountain Grandma Xiao of noble character and high prestige and world-famous, in Sao person/poet heart to her, only then respects, no other distracting thoughts. Cannot only look on the bright side of thing to commit suicide because of the old woman. Sao person/poet is to save her, unavoidablily offers this bad plan.” “骚、戚东来。”大胡子先纠正名字,之后才摇头道:“神君说笑了,小东山肖婆婆德高望重、名满天下,骚人心中对她只有敬重,别无杂念。只因老太太想不开寻了短见。骚人为救她,不得已才出此下策。” Then, the full beard turns around to look to 15, holds the fist in the other hand, grinning: „reporting to Venerable, Grandma Xiao had realized that the life is happy, Human World is graceful, will not bring about own destruction, the Sao, Qi Donglai good fortune does not fail in one's mission, does not need to thank me, Venerable must thank thanks: Heavenly Demon Sect!” 说完,大胡子转身望向十五,抱拳,笑嘻嘻:“启禀尊者,肖婆婆已然体会生命美好、人间曼妙,再不会自寻死路,骚、戚东来幸不辱命,不必谢我,尊者要谢就谢:天魔宗！” Thinks before Old Lady Xiao tyrannical, thinks again after her encounters, in the Su Jing heart turned out that proverb: the evil person is ground down by an evil person in turn! If this world were short of Qi Donglai, it seems like inferior much...... 想想肖老太之前强横,再想想她之后遭遇,苏景心中又翻出了那句老话:恶人自有恶人磨！这天下若少了戚东来,看来得逊色不少...... In the midair, the Heavenly Demon Sect alone arm old man received oneself coral treasure, did not say a word to turn around to depart, the conflict of Heavenly Demon Sect and Rising Moon Heaven only because of Qi Donglai and Old Lady Xiao, this moment matter settled, how behind Li Mountain Su Jing and Rising Moon Heaven broke off pull ‚disguise to rob law’ the matter, did not have the relations with Empty Arrival Mountain, he was disinclined to look that will not manage. 半空里,天魔宗独臂老汉收了自己的珊瑚宝物,一言不发转身离去,天魔宗与月上天的冲突只因戚东来与肖老太而起,此刻事情了结,后面离山苏景和月上天如何掰扯‘乔装盗法’之事,与空来山全无关系,他懒得看更不会管。 In Empty Arrival Mountain, in the Demon Monarch pavilion, Chi Xiu waves to withdraw the Heavenly Demon eye, no longer the attention desert old city, sets out to say goodbye with several demon heads who Sect Lord observes together. But seems like 40 over middle-aged people, when getting to the entrance halted suddenly the footsteps, bows to make the ritual: „Asked to invite Demon Monarch, pursued crime Sao, Qi Donglai!” 空来山中,魔君阁内,蚩秀挥挥手撤去天魔眼,不再关注大漠古城,与宗主一起观战的几位魔家首脑起身告辞。但其中一个看上去四十出头的中年人,在走到门口时忽又站住了脚步,躬身作礼:“求请魔君,追罪骚、戚东来！” The person of speech is Qi Donglai and Chi Xiu Uncle-Master, this person almost never descends the mountain, rarely inquired about the educational administration, only closed up in the mountain cultivates clear, was an out-and-out stodgy personality, but turned over to stodgy stodgy, demon disciple's maintenance to the Demon Sect honor will not be wrong. 说话之人是戚东来、蚩秀的师叔,此人几乎从不下山,也很少过问教务,只在山内闭关清修,是个不折不扣的迂腐性情,不过迂腐归迂腐,魔家弟子对魔宗荣光的维护是绝不会错的。 „‚Asked please’ saying that the nephew ten thousand was not at all.” Chi Xiu shakes the head, finger front rush cushion: „Uncle-Master please sit down, Uncle-Master to look.” “‘求请’之说,侄儿万不敢当。”蚩秀摇摇头,手指面前蒲团:“师叔请坐、师叔请看。” Is speaking, Chi Xiu tucked up own robe sleeve, on the arm, several grains of goose fleshes have not abated especially: „The Sao, Qi Donglai conduct is absurd, cultivates the behavior absurdly, tonight a war spreads the world, Heavenly Demon Sect must have by him is implicated by innumerable cultivator is scoffed, Qi Donglai is truly guilty. The nephew abhors him.” 说着话,蚩秀撩开了自己的袍袖,胳膊上,几粒鸡皮疙瘩尤未消退:“骚、戚东来行事荒唐,做人荒唐,今夜一战传扬天下,天魔宗少不得受他连累被无数修家耻笑,戚东来确实有罪。侄儿对他深恶痛绝。” When mentioned Qi Donglai, Chi Xiu all did not conceal in the surface to hate the facial expression, but then he thread of conversation one revolution: „... Matter weight surface. A Heavenly Demon disciple must kill people, is entire Empty Arrival Mountain must kill people, this single layer will not be wrong. Before regardless, because, after all was Sao person/poet and Old Lady Xiao to, was my family Empty Arrival Mountain and origin inexplicable Rising Moon Heaven to.” 提到戚东来时,蚩秀全不掩饰面上憎恶神情,可接下来他又把话锋一转:“不过...事分两面。一个天魔弟子要杀人,就是整空来山要杀人,这一重是绝不会错的。抛开前因不论,终归是骚人与肖老太对上了,是我家空来山与来历莫名的月上天对上了。” Closes the speech, Chi Xiu does not pose as Demon Monarch, is Uncle-Master serves tea personally: „A disciple died, a lot of same side revenge for him, the Heavenly Demon inheritance, in Empty Arrival Mountain the person does not have the generation of coveting life and fearing death, for my Demon Sect glory. Why? The bystanders only said that my Demon Sect hides shortcomings, petty ; But Empty Arrival disciple knew, our generation pleased love and hate, cultivate/repair the demon to cultivate the mind to cultivate happily, how if ‚happy’ not to become the demon. If ‚happy’ to become Mohe does not use. The nephew thinks that... at least today in desert war, is somewhat happy.” 关门说话,蚩秀不以魔君自居,亲手为师叔奉茶:“一个弟子死了,千百个同门为他报仇,天魔传承如此,空来山中人从无贪生怕死之辈,是为我魔宗荣耀。何故？外人只道我魔宗护短,心胸狭窄;但空来门徒自知,我辈快意恩仇,修魔修心修痛快,若不‘痛快’何以成魔。若不‘痛快’成魔何用。侄儿以为...至少今日大漠这一战中,还是有几分痛快的。” Uncle-Master put down the teacup, asked back: „Where is happy?” 师叔放下了茶杯,反问:“痛快何在？” „Senior madam, is rent with grief disgraced does not have to retaliate. The senior madam to Heavenly Demon Sect, she lived to might as well die, her nursing hatred millenniums, this is happy ; Rising Moon Heaven monstress asked me to punish this disciple. That disciple sparred to win, routs Old Lady Xiao to sweep the Rising Moon Heaven face, this was happy ; Before sparring, clarifies my Heavenly Demon Sect ‚, if demon disciple dies, your I do not coexist’, compelling 15 to clench teeth to say ‚Grandma Xiao, if dies, must come Empty Arrival Mountain to want justice’ to be happy ; After sparring, distorts the facts. Is injures someone to talk into the life-saving obviously, even if this is the child acts shamelessly to bicker, but is happy.” “老虔婆声名扫地、五内俱焚却无以报复。老虔婆对上了天魔宗,她生不如死,她含恨千年,这是痛快的;月上天妖女请我去治罪本门弟子。那个弟子斗法大胜,击溃肖老太更扫了月上天的脸面,这是痛快的;斗法之前摆明我天魔宗‘若魔徒死,你我不两立’,逼十五咬牙说出‘肖婆婆若死,必来空来山讨公道’是痛快的;斗法之后颠倒黑白。明明是害人非得说成救人,即便这是小孩子耍赖斗嘴,但还是痛快的。” „Senior madam disastrous defeat, the dying ratio has not died could not have withstood, has not died has not died, the truth that Rising Moon Heaven has not murdered those who have cheated them does not have the face to come to Empty Arrival Mountain to seek revenge, making her have a grievance but unable to complain. Is happy.” Chi Xiu slowed down the language fast, the tone aggravated: „Empty Arrival Mountain never dislikes the personal enemy to be many, which you and I, casual to empty the disciples to be well aware, who seeks revenge did not fear, but... this matter settles, Heavenly Demon wins, the Demon Sect disciple no one will die in the conflict... the nephew with Rising Moon Heaven thinks, this is also happy.” “老虔婆惨败,未死比死了还不堪,可未死就是未死,月上天没有寻仇的道理更没脸来向空来山寻仇,让她哑子吃黄连。是痛快的。”蚩秀放慢了语速,语气加重了些:“空来山从不嫌仇人多,您、我、随便哪个空来弟子都心知肚明,谁来寻仇都不怕,不过...此事了结,天魔大胜,魔宗弟子无一人会死在与月上天的冲突中...侄儿以为,这也是痛快的。” Does not fear to make war, does not fear death, who is willing to be all right goes to war. Will die possibly momentarily. Qi Donglai is not concerned about face, but he patted the face of enemy ruthlessly, he won. Grandma Xiao has not died, does after Rising Moon Heaven drag in lots of people Empty Arrival Mountain asks for just... is the Heavenly Demon Sect biological my family mother-in-law , the nape of the neck to want a justice? Also worried that the facial skin too cannot lose greatly. 不怕开战,不怕死,可谁愿意没事就去打仗。随时可能会死。戚东来是不要脸了,但他更狠狠拍了敌人的脸面,他赢了。肖婆婆没死,月上天兴师动众来空来山讨公道...为天魔宗亲我家婆婆后脖梗子讨个公道？还愁脸皮太大丢不完么。 In the final analysis that two characters: Won. 归根结底还是那两个字:赢了。 Qi Donglai won dislikes disgustingly cleanly also attractive. Rising Moon Heaven loses the swallowing face to lose none. 戚东来赢得恶心膈应也干净漂亮。月上天输得有苦难言脸面丢精光。 „By the nephew thought Sao, Qi Donglai is guilty, but crime not to penalty.” The Chi Xiu thread of conversation transfers again: „Uncle-Master felt relieved. When Sao person/poet comes back, the nephew must reprove to him strictly, this person more and more does not make sense, must teach ruthlessly may not......” “是以侄儿觉得骚、戚东来是有罪,但罪不至刑罚。”蚩秀话锋再转:“师叔放心。待骚人回来,侄儿必对他严加训斥,此人越来越不像话,非要狠狠教训不可......” „After teaching him, can't again the family member?” Uncle-Master smiled, sets out a ritual, walks outward. On Empty Arrival Mountain, regardless of old small is the demon bastard, the character has stodgy also has the openness, various, regardless of what disposition, so long as the heart happy did not have the issue again. “教训他以后不许再亲人了？”师叔笑了,起身一礼,向外走去。空来山上,无论老的小的都算是魔崽子,性格有迂腐也有豁达,各不相同,不过无论什么样的心性,只要心底痛快了就再无问题。 Uncle-Master is stodgy, but not does not pass the truth, thinks that Old Lady Xiao is at this moment pitiful, thinks own disciple does not use and Rising Moon Heaven slaughters the falling life, Uncle-Master was happy...... 师叔迂腐,但并非不通道理,想想肖老太此刻凄惨,想想自家弟子不用去和月上天厮杀陨命,师叔痛快了...... The desert old city, Qi Donglai wins are not arrogant, the vision has swept the Rising Moon Heaven people sincerely: „The cultivation road, is rugged, unavoidably heart barrier. If which fellow daoist gives birth to pessimistic reading, Qi Donglai is willing to lead the fellow daoist to realize Human World to be graceful, breaks the heart barrier, when the boundless beneficence, comes the day fellow daoist flying immortal, if can say that in the heart many thanks Sao person/poet, I am then well satisfied.” 大漠古城,戚东来却不骄,目光诚恳扫过月上天众人:“修行路,多崎岖,难免心障。哪位道友若生出厌世之念,戚东来愿带道友体会人间曼妙,破去心障,功德无量,来日道友飞仙时若能在心中说上一句多谢骚人,我便心满意足。” The person who does not want dead can be kissed by him wants dead, did not feel own ability is stronger than Grandma Xiao, some where in Rising Moon Heaven teaches the numerous people to dare should Sao person/poet. 不想死的人能被他亲得想死,又不觉得自己本领比着肖婆婆更强,月上天中教众哪有人敢应骚人。 „Mister Qi cultivation base is deep, 15 always only see, the admiration is unusual. The antecedent mediates, the handling matters method of Heavenly Demon big brother makes 15 broaden the outlook.” 15 Venerable opens the mouth, such ambiguous uncovered this matter... really also to have nothing to say again, lost face artificial. “戚先生修为深厚,十五平生仅见,敬佩非常。前事了断,天魔大兄的处事手段让十五大开眼界。”十五尊者开口,就这么模棱两可的揭过此事...实在也没什么可再说的了,越矫情也就越丢人。 Qi Donglai nods with a smile: „Such as Venerable said, the antecedent mediated... mediates well, to mediate well!” Saying, is returning the feeling of heaviness in the limbs to return to side Su Jing: „Sao person/poet matter ended, Su Jing, you actually also owed others a 15 Venerable confession. Three Immortal Venerable disguises join the Rising Moon Heaven matter, gave a view to you.” 戚东来笑着点点头:“如尊者所说,前事了断...了断了好、了断了好啊！”说着,转回身重返苏景身边:“骚人的事情完了,苏景,你却还欠了人家十五尊者一个交代。三位仙尊乔装加入月上天的事情,到你给个说法了。” If not the Qi Donglai midway ‚delivers road’, to meet Old Lady Xiao, Su Jing was broken by them, this ‚view’ gave early. 若非戚东来中途‘送路’、约战肖老太,苏景被他们打断,这个‘说法’早都给完了。 Su Jing smiles, said to Qi Donglai: „Not Rau reminded, the view must give, the Li Mountain disciple worked never lacks the confession.” 苏景笑了笑,对戚东来道:“不劳提醒,说法一定要给出的,离山弟子做事从不缺交代。” 15 facial expressions indifferently, in the sound do not save many expressions: „Is so best, in Central Land world all people of paying respects to the moon and other confession of Li Mountain.” 十五神情漠然,声音里不存多少语气:“如此最好,中土世上所有拜月之人都在等离山的交代。” Su Jing takes a step to go forward, later he beckons to call three corpses to 15 in front of: „Why joins Rising Moon Heaven, you three talk clearly to Venerable.” 苏景迈步上前,之后他招招手把三尸唤到十五面前:“为何加入月上天,你们三个自己对尊者说清楚吧。”
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