EA :: Volume #1 仙天冠盖

#13: Wants treasure , to want the little girl, to eat meal

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Su Jing understands that Lu Yajiu makes him go to thanks Bi to have the profound meaning, immediately the steps go forward to the young girl and taoist priest said: „Thanked two senior deep affections and granting.” Saying, is kneeing down must kowtow. 苏景明白陆崖九让他去谢必有深意,当即踏步上前对少女和道士说道:“叩谢两位前辈厚爱、赏赐。”说着,跪倒在地就要磕头。 May make him not think that two stupid characters, see him to kneel down, unexpectedly also knees one, knelt, obviously not by his ritual. 可让他没想到的,两个痴痴呆呆的人物,一见他跪下,居然也同时把双膝一曲,跪还了回来,显然不受他的这一礼。 Su Jing helpless time, suddenly follows to transmit bang, bang and bang three dull thumping sounds from him behind, Su Jing wonders to turn head, immediately discovered startled, oneself had three people behind unexpectedly. 苏景正不知所措的时候,突然自他身后接踵传来嘭、嘭、嘭三声闷响,苏景纳闷回头,随即愕然发现,自己身后居然多出了三个人来。 Three groups of Fiendish Qi congealment essences, change to three heights also less than the dwarf of average man waist border unexpectedly! 三团煞气凝结实质,竟化作三个身高还不及常人腰际的矮子！ Three emerging out of thin air people, the clothes and Su Jing are exactly the same, but is the middle age, the appearance makes one would not venture to give positive comments on really...... 三个凭空出现的人,穿着打扮和苏景一模一样,但都是中年,长相更让人着实不敢恭维…… Left that big such as fights, the small body seems to be not enough to support this Big Head, sway does not stand safely, but on Big Head, a blood red eye almost occupied half face, the greedy color, the opens the mouth asked chock full: „treasure where? Is my!” 左边的那个头大如斗,小小的身体似乎不足以支持这颗大头,摇摇晃晃地都站不稳当,而大头上,一双血红色的眼睛几乎占了半张脸,满满当当地贪婪之色,张口就问:“宝贝何在？都是我的！” The right dwarf is a fatty, corpulent, figure like pear, on face, because the fat are too many, down to the facial features were extruded to one, ugly also shows a lewd the appearance, opens the mouth saying: „Has the little girl? The buttocks are big!” 右边的矮子是个胖子,肥头大耳,身形如梨,脸上因为肥肉太多以至五官都被挤压到一处,丑陋中还透出一股色迷迷的样子,也开口道:“有没有妞？屁股要大！” The person of middle simply is the tuberculosis ghost, the thin skinny, clothes select probably on the bamboo pole frame, speaking the obvious air/Qi is insufficient, was far less than that two companions are resounding, if the air/Qi the gossamer said: „Wine and meat where? The master was hungry.” 中间之人干脆是个痨鬼,瘦的皮包骨头,身上的衣服就好像是挑在竹竿架上,讲起话来明显中气不足,远不如两位同伴响亮,气若游丝道:“酒肉何在？老爷饿了。” Everyone spoke a few words, at once everyone found the target, almost cried out strangely simultaneously, three people accord to his need: Wants treasure Big Head to jump high, wants to pick Cold Moon sword dish of Lu Yajiu top of the head ; Wants fatty whole face Joyous of woman, opens the hand to run to the young girl ; The bamboo pole sickness tuberculosis ghost who must eat meal keeps the saliva, takes to one's heels to charge into three ingredients noodles in Old Daoist hand. 每个人都说了一句话,旋即每个人都找到了目标,几乎同时怪叫了一声,三个人各取所需:要宝贝的大头高高跃起,想要去摘陆崖九头顶的寒月剑碟;要女人的胖子满脸欢喜,张手跑向少女;要吃饭的竹竿病痨鬼则留着口水,撒腿冲向老道手中的三鲜面。 Especially that lascivious fatty, runs is also talking over: „Buttocks are not big, was a little thin and is higher than me... assembles.” 尤其那个好色的胖子,边跑还边念叨着:“屁股不算大,有点瘦、还比我高…凑合了。” Three dwarf movements are not quick, seeming like similar to the average person, regardless of Lu Yajiu, the mysterious young girl or dirty Old Daoist, which is they can stir up, only hears three sad and shrill pitiful yells, brothers three were wielded by others conveniently destroyed the body, the tragic death on the spot! 三个矮子动作不算快,看起来和普通人差不多,无论陆崖九、神秘少女还是腌臜老道,哪是他们能惹得起的,只听得三声凄厉惨叫,兄弟三个都被人家随手一挥打碎了身体,惨死当堂！ But at once strange gets up, that side three corpses have not fallen to the ground, here in Su Jing behind, ‚bang bang bang’ in the dull thumping sound, three ugly eggplants jumped baseless , could endure hardship is too big fiercely obviously a moment ago, making them hurt miserably...... 但旋即怪事又起,那边三具尸体尚未落地,这边在苏景身后,‘嘭嘭嘭’地闷响中,三个丑陋矮瓜又凭空跳了出来,一个个呲牙咧嘴地,显然刚才吃得苦头太大,让他们疼得惨了…… Does not die and be reborn, the corpse is still placing in that side. Is that the reincarnation rebirth? Su Jing thought that own brain is completely insufficient. 不是死而复生,尸体还在那边摆放着呢。那就是转世重生？苏景觉得自己的脑子完全不够用了。 Three fellows knew fiercely, does not overrun, hid Su Jing behind, Big Head and fatty were honest, TB ghost still looked around, looking at three ingredients noodles is mouth-watering. 三个家伙晓得了厉害,再不冲过去了,一个一个都躲到了苏景身后,大头和胖子还算老老实实,痨病鬼犹自探头探脑,望着三鲜面流口水。 Su Jing does not know completely what's the matter, the heart said you hide from behind me what's the matter, immediately the taking a step get out of the way, that three fellows called out in alarm one simultaneously, the anxious hasty takes a step to follow, iron core must make the youngster work as own human shield. 苏景完全不知道怎么回事,心说你们躲我后面算怎么回事,当即迈步闪开,那三个家伙同时惊叫了一声,急忙忙迈步跟上,铁了心要让少年来当自己的人肉盾牌。 Su Jing does not cast off three odd people, helpless looks to Lu Yajiu, this detected fiercely, Lu Yajiu like the paper, even the vision also somewhat is pale scattered in disorder, why does not know, this Divine Immortal big cultivator becomes scared. The Su Jing concern closely examines: „Senior why not proper?” 苏景甩不开三个怪人,无奈望向陆崖九,这才猛地察觉,陆崖九脸色苍白如纸,连目光也有些散乱,不知为何,这位神仙般的大修家变得失魂落魄。苏景关切追问:“前辈有何不妥？” Lu Yajiu shakes the head, has not paid attention to Su Jing, but looks to that three dwarves, the question sound is slightly obscure: „Why your three don't die?” 陆崖九摇摇头,没理会苏景,而是望向那三个矮子,问话声略显晦涩:“为何你们三个不死？” Old Ancestor is fierce, the odd person does not dare not to answer, when Big Head first opens the mouth, but also very self-satisfied appearance: „So long as he does not die, our then Cannot Die, you kill us to live time one time in his side revolutions.” Saying, he put out a hand to refer to Su Jing. 老祖凶猛,怪人不敢不答,大头当先开口,还挺得意的样子:“只要他不死,我们便死不了,你杀一次我们就在他身边转活一次。”说着,他伸手指了指苏景。 Su Jing is greatly wonderful: „What matter has my?” 苏景大奇:“有我什么事？” No one manages him. 没人理他。 Lu Yajiu asked three people again: „Who are you?” 陆崖九再问三人:“那你们是谁？” Redeye Big Head holds up the head: „I am Scarlet Eye True Person, on this day under all treasure are my.” Saying, narrows the eye, as if can see through Heaven and Earth, the treasure completely enters the discernment. 红眼睛大头昂首:“吾乃赤目真人,这天底下所有的宝贝都是我的。”说着,眯起眼睛,仿佛能一眼看穿天地,珍宝尽入法眼。 The lascivious fatty throws out the chest: „I am Flower Picking Divine Monarch, on this day under beautiful woman, no runs away to obtain my palm.” Saying, both hands fork waist thrusting out belly, more is thrusting out outward obscene obviously. 好色胖子挺胸:“吾乃拈花神君,这天底下的美人,没一个逃得出我的手心。”说着,双手叉腰向外腆肚皮,越腆越显下流。 TB ghost is worn out: „I am Thunderous Heavenly Venerable, I am hungry.” When speech, both hands covered the belly, the belly is hungry sends out rumble the big sound, really thunders probably, actually him ‚Thunderous Heavenly Venerable’ the given name understood to the explanation. 痨病鬼有气无力:“吾乃雷动天尊,我饿。”说话时,双手捂住了肚子,肚子饿得发出咕噜噜的大响,真好像打雷,倒是把他‘雷动天尊’的名号给解释明白了。 The Lu Yajiu corner of the eye jumps, murderous aura to jump presently, but was quick he to suppress, asked: „What people that is Clanging Su your?” 陆崖九眼角一跳,杀气迸现,但很快他又强忍了下去,又问道:“那苏锵锵是你们的什么人？” This issue is not quite as if good to reply, asked three monsters look at each other in blank dismay, Big Head Scarlet Eye True Person thinks, the probe said: „father?” Su Jing has a scare unavoidably. 这个问题似乎不太好回答,把三个怪物问得面面相觑,大头赤目真人想了想,试探道:“阿爹？”苏景难免又吓了一跳。 Fatty Flower Picking Divine Monarch shakes heads, did not agree, opens the mouth saying: „Brothers?” 胖子拈花神君大摇其头,不同意,开口道:“兄弟？” Scarlet Eye True Person feels strange: „Are we he?” 赤目真人还是觉得不妥:“我们是他？” Flower Picking Divine Monarch whole face hesitation: „But he is not we... we cannot be he.” 拈花神君满脸踌躇:“可他不是我们…我们也不能是他。” Scarlet Eye True Person: „What is that?” 赤目真人:“那算啥？” Flower Picking Divine Monarch sighed: „Managing it is anything, I want a little girl, the buttocks are big.” 拈花神君叹了口气:“管它算啥,我还是想要个妞,屁股大的。” Scarlet Eye eye one bright, reveals completely greedily: „I also want to snatch treasure ......” 赤目眼睛一亮,贪婪毕露:“我也想抢宝贝……” TB ghost ‚Thunderous Heavenly Venerable’ is more proper, said to two companions: „True Person and Divine Monarch said right, he is father is also brothers, he is we are not we, we are he are not he......, but forgot not, he and your I have another twofold relations: He is our Lord, he is also our criminals!” 还是痨病鬼‘雷动天尊’正经些,对两个同伴道:“真人、神君说得都对,他是阿爹也是兄弟,他是我们也不是我们,我们是他也不是他……但莫忘了,他和你我还有另两重关系:他是我们的主上,他也是我们的犯人！” This at sixes and sevens words, hear Su Jing greatly incomparably, but another two dwarves nod constantly, with one voice: „Heavenly Venerable this word is extremely, the small immortal listens to reason, another day please eat meal.” 这乱七八糟的一番话,把苏景听得头大无比,但另外两个矮子都点头不迭,异口同声:“天尊此言极是,小仙受教,改日请你吃饭。” Three idiot selfish chats, each other also pretend to be serious, with respectful designation, but also waits, if replied Lu Yajiu issue, Old Ancestor is thinking, is thinking, suddenly raised head to send out one string to laugh resoundingly...... the laughter rumbling turbulently, is trembling Heaven and Earth, did not contain a happiness, deep disappointed with self-ridiculing. 三个浑人自顾自的聊天,彼此还煞有介事,都用敬称,但也等若回答了陆崖九的问题,老祖想着、想着,忽然仰头发出了一串响亮大笑……笑声轰轰荡荡,震颤着天地,其中却不含一丝欢愉,只有深深失望与自嘲。 Lu Yajiu sad Xiao non-stop, Su Jing can think probably, as if oneself behind these three dwarves are cultivation ‚Three This Three That Art’ result, but this result, feared that is to the Lu Yajiu continuing life planned has not helped. 陆崖九悲笑不停,苏景大概能想到,似乎自己身后这三个矮子就是修炼‘三这三那诀’的结果,而这个结果,怕是对陆崖九的续命打算没有帮助。 Su Jing knows oneself cannot persuade the benefactor, can only the secret sigh in the heart, waited for a meeting, seeing Lu Yajiu was still scared witless, the youngster transfers then asks that three ‚Divine Immortal’: „You said a moment ago, so long as I am living, you won't then die?” 苏景知道自己劝不了恩公,只能在心中暗暗叹息,等了一会,见陆崖九仍魂不守舍,少年转回头问那三个‘神仙’:“你们刚才说,只要我活着,你们便不会死？” Three people nod together: „Good!” 三个人一起点头:“不错！” „In other words, you want to live, can save my life?” Su Jing with emphasis, confirmation. “那就是说,你们想要活,就得保住我的性命？”苏景加重语气,确认。 Three people nod again, redundant: „Good!” 三人再点头,重复:“不错！” Su Jing stamps the feet: „After you provoked the fierce enemy a moment ago, hides from me altogether behind, this what's the matter.” 苏景一跺脚:“那你们刚才招惹了厉害敌人后,又一股脑躲到我身后,这算怎么回事啊。” Scarlet Eye Divine Monarch replied earnestly: „You did not know, died to hurt one time!” 赤目神君回答得认认真真:“你不晓得,死一次可疼了！” Another two same places nod: „Good, may hurt to hurt.” 另两个一起点头:“不错,可疼可疼。” \ { Floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power } \{飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力}
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