DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#85: Scene of carnage that can foresee


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The Skrulls' emperor's clan was tamed by humankind in Earth in any way, and turns into beef cattle matter regarding Quaesitosaurus is a huge impact. 斯库鲁人的皇族在地球人类以某种方式驯养,并且变成肉牛这种事对于非凡龙来说是个巨大的冲击。 He thought Earth now danger even more. Because Skrulls is higher civilization in the true sense, is formidable. They have conquered many galaxies. 他觉得地球现在越发的危险了。因为斯库鲁人是一个真正意义上的高等文明,非常强大。他们已经征服了很多的星系了。 Is most formidable one in universe known civilization. But the Kree person had stolen the Skrulls' civilization achievement in the past, finally has established Kree Empire. 在宇宙已知文明中属于最强大的一个。而克里人当年是偷盗了斯库鲁人的文明成果,最后才成立了克里帝国 This also made between two civilization have the huge gap. Henceforth has stepped onto the mutual resistance, the undying continuous aspect. 这也让两个文明之间有了巨大的间隙。从此走上了互相对抗,不死不休的局面。 Simultaneously must while convenient raise is, Skrulls is the race that bears a grudge. Quite you move my fine hair, I must kill your family's imposing manner. 同时必须要顺带一提的就是,斯库鲁人是个非常记仇的种族。颇有一种你动我一根汗毛,我就要杀你全家的气势。 In the Quaesitosaurus cognition, Skrulls' this disposition has China net writing boundary/world certain roles that plants and him to be similar. 非凡龙的认知里,斯库鲁人的这种性格颇有种和他所在的中国网文界的某些角色类似。 He carefully has not eaten a Skrulls' young aristocrat like the past years, finally was chased down was so long. If not Quaesitosaurus is smart, perhaps was already killed the trash by the Skrull pursuing force to the bang. 就像当年他不小心吃了一个斯库鲁人的小贵族,结果就被追杀了那么久。如果不是非凡龙还算机灵,恐怕早就被斯库鲁的追击队给轰杀成渣渣了。 Therefore Earth is breeding the Skrull emperor's clan, and regards the beef cattle to sell this higher extraterrestrial lifeform, letting Earthling can enjoy the universe aristocrat level the delicacy, and price is very cheap.( Anras Ranch Niuyao eye meat that Quaesitosaurus buys, each kilogram 270 Renminbi). 所以地球在养殖斯库鲁皇族,并且把这种高等外星生物当成肉牛来出售,让地球人可以享用到宇宙贵族级的美味,并且价格还很便宜。(非凡龙买的安拉斯牧场的牛腰眼肉,每公斤才二百七十人民币)。 Quaesitosaurus can affirm, now where Skrulls definitely does not know Earth. Does not know that had the oneself compatriot to rear in a pen by evil Earthling. 非凡龙可以肯定,斯库鲁人现在一定不知道地球在什么地方。或者不知道有自己的同胞被邪恶的地球人圈养了起来。 Otherwise, the just Skrull army will certainly open is making the Battleship team that the universe shocks punish evil Earthling. 否则的话,正义的斯库鲁军队一定会开着让宇宙震撼的战舰队伍来惩罚邪恶的地球人 Quaesitosaurus is eating Skrull emperor's clan beef, while is pondering issue. Did Earthling catch Skrulls to breed? Is impossible, Earthling simply does not have this technology. 非凡龙一边吃着斯库鲁皇族牛肉,一边思考着这其中的问题。地球人捕获了斯库鲁人来养殖?不可能,地球人根本没有这种技术。 Moreover breeds a kind of person lifeform of formidable extraterrestrial civilization to eat? Perhaps Earthling does not have that big courage. 而且养殖一个强大的外星文明的类人型生物来吃?地球人恐怕没有那么大的胆子。 Perhaps the quite reasonable speculation had Skrulls' airship dead near Earth, later landed Earth. Finally for some reasons, Skrulls on ship was forced to turn into the shape of cow to live in Earth. 比较靠谱的推测是也许有斯库鲁人的飞船地球附近遇难了,之后迫降地球。结果因为某些原因,船上的斯库鲁人被迫变成了牛的形态在地球生活。 Why will allow to be oppressed in Earth as for solemn universe higher civilization? This matter Quaesitosaurus does not know, does not want to know. Because that does not close his matter. He only wants to find from this inside now to the oneself advantageous matter. 至于为什么一个堂堂的宇宙高等文明会在地球任人宰割?这种事情非凡龙不知道,也不想知道。因为那不关他的事情。他现在只想从这里面找到一些对自己有利的事情。 For example that crash airship where? Perhaps he can find the way to relate through Skrulls' airship to dragonkin civilization, making them meet oneself, quite makes oneself go home. 比如说那个坠毁的飞船在哪儿?也许他可以通过斯库鲁人的飞船想办法联系到巨龙人文明,让他们来接自己,好让自己回家。 Then oneself can also breed Skrulls Earthling, and regards food the matter spreading them. Such Skrulls will definitely not be intertwining oneself to eat a matter of their young aristocrat in the past. 然后自己还能把地球人养殖斯库鲁人,并且把他们当成食物的事情给流传出去。这样斯库鲁人肯定不会在纠结当年自己吃了一个他们小贵族的事情。 Because on the other hand, humankind must obviously worse ugly many. 因为相对来说,人类明显要更加邪恶丑陋的多。 This not only can help oneself get rid chases down, perhaps can also make Skrulls razing Earth. This while convenient reported oneself to be imprisoned by Earthling on Earth, and regarded the biological sample research the humiliation! 这样不仅仅能够帮助自己摆脱追杀,说不定还能让斯库鲁人地球给夷为平地。这就顺便报了自己地球上被地球人囚禁,并且当成生物标本研究的屈辱! Quaesitosaurus thinks that achieves. He fast runs back the kitchen that oneself has rented a room, found is just thrown into the paper carton sack of trashcan by oneself. 非凡龙想到就做到。他飞快的跑回了自己租房的厨房,找到了刚刚被自己丢进垃圾箱的纸盒包装袋。 Has a data matrix code of postage stamp size in the right bottom of sack. This is marking of high-end meat product, the cell phone scanning data matrix code can all-the-way tracking this good entire life story. 在包装袋的右下角有一个邮票大小的二维码。这是高端肉品的一个标识,手机扫描二维码就可以全程跟踪这头牛的生平故事。 Before its body loves forage grass where eats produces, likes drinking the hard water or the soft water, a day listens to several times Music, is listens to jazz to listen to the symphony happily. Drinks the beer, massages and so on. 包括它身前爱吃什么地方出产的牧草,喜欢喝硬水还是软水,一天听几次音乐,是听爵士乐还是听交响乐。喝不喝啤酒,按不按摩之类的。 Which column of which area naturally will label also this cow from pasture to leave the pen. Had these information, Quaesitosaurus can race to the source, found these Skrulls' to exist. Even found them dead in the past the airship place. 当然同时也会标注出这头牛是从牧场的哪个区的哪个栏位出栏的。有了这些信息,非凡龙就能够追本溯源,找到那些斯库鲁人的存在。甚至找到当年他们遇难飞船的地点。 Thinks of here, Quaesitosaurus has pulled out him immediately recently just the Huawei glory that goes to the Huaqiangbei Saige market to buy 11, selects function that the slightly letter/believes sweeps, 想到这里,非凡龙立刻掏出了他最近刚去华强北赛格商场买的华为荣耀11,点开微信扫一扫的功能, Then starts to scan this beef the data matrix code. Starts to trace trail of Skrulls on Earth. Why as for Quaesitosaurus as extraterrestrial can actually so skilled grasps on Earth the usage of smartphone? Asked! Now will not go on living with these software! 然后开始扫描这牛肉的二维码。开始追踪斯库鲁人地球上的踪迹。至于为什么非凡龙作为一个外星人却能够如此熟练的掌握地球上智能手机的用法?拜托了!现在不会用这些软件根本活不下去好吗! Was good, handles!” Before Quaesitosaurus obtained all information about oneself this good body well satisfied, finally well satisfied cell phone receiving. “好了,搞定!”非凡龙心满意足的得到了关于自己这头牛身前的所有信息,最后心满意足的把手机给收了起来。 I must celebrate! Finally can leave Earth!” The incarnation is Liang Feifan Quaesitosaurus long breathed out: Tonight snatches several nights to run again, then tomorrow will go to the Guangzhou high and low nine Guangzhou wineshops to drink the early tea to celebrate! I want the compoy radish cake, the radish sirloin, the chi juice phoenix claw and shrimp dumplings and roast the cake, comes a pot Biluochun again!” Liang Feifan has brandished the fist of oneself ruthlessly, to divulge the joy that the oneself innermost feelings cannot suppress. “我要去庆祝一下!终于可以离开地球了!”化身为梁非凡非凡龙长出了一口气:“今晚再去抢几个夜跑的,然后明天去广州上下九的广州酒家喝早茶庆祝一下!我要点瑶柱萝卜糕,萝卜牛腩,豉汁凤爪和虾饺和叉烧酥,再来一壶碧螺春!”梁非凡狠狠的挥舞了一下自己的拳头,以宣泄自己内心抑制不住的喜悦。 When extraterrestrial dragonkin said this saying unexpectedly the unusual harmony, did not have a being out of sorts feeling. 当一个外星巨龙人说出这话的时候居然异常的和谐,没有一点违和感。 ........................ …………………… Li Jie chose absorbing the special integral this beef finally, because the special integral for him was very precious. As for eating? He thought good that do not eat. 李杰最后还是选择把这个牛肉给吸收成特殊积分了,因为特殊积分对他来说还是挺宝贵的。至于吃?他觉得还是不要吃的好。 Were too many because of the Marvel World strange thing, perhaps does this type of beef have the issue? Li Jie thought that oneself must find a time to go to Anras Ranch of California to have a look, having a look there beef to have any issue. 因为漫威世界奇奇怪怪的东西太多了,说不定这种牛肉有问题呢?李杰觉得自己要找个时间去加州的安拉斯牧场看看,看看那里的牛肉到底有什么问题。 However now on complicated matter was too busy, the processing issue about Bucky, about Tony is not the Howard biological son's issue, issue that Sacred Sorcerer about ultimate weapon mentioned. Matter that wait wait/etc. etc., Li Jie must handle was too busy, although this beef has brought to the Li Jie's attention, but wants to find the time to investigate, needs to line up to wait. 不过现在手上千头万绪的事情太忙了,关于巴基的处理问题,关于托尼不是霍华德亲儿子的问题,关于神圣法师提到的关于终极武器的问题。等等等等,李杰要处理的事情太忙了,虽然这块牛肉引起了李杰的注意,但是想要抽出时间来调查,还是需要排队等待的。 In addition shortly after the quite important important matters are Tony just proposed, Pepper spreads the news that is pregnant. Has taken the basic examination, the Little Chili health . Moreover the belly child truly is Tony's. Therefore two people weddings must speed up preparing. 另外还有一件比较重要的大事是托尼刚刚求婚不久,佩铂就传来怀孕的消息。做了基础检测,小辣椒身体健康,而且肚子里的孩子确实是托尼的。所以两人的婚礼要加快准备了。 However this time rather too coincidence? Li Jie not harmless thought that Tony has played 10 several years outside, has the one-night stand woman to compose a combat team to be perhaps unbearable, but forms a reinforced battalion to have more than enough to spare. 但是这时间未免太巧合了?李杰不无恶意的想到,托尼在外面玩了几年,有过一夜情的女人组成一个加强团也许够呛,但是组成一个加强营应该是绰绰有余。 Why hasn't Tony had the scandal of illegitimate child? Perhaps good, was Tony has made the protective measures. However are 10 how many years so discrete? Li Jie does not believe that because Tony is is very in fact willful, and very along with mood Lord. 为什么托尼从来没有闹过私生子的绯闻呢?好吧,也许是托尼做了保护措施。但是几年都这么谨慎?李杰是不相信的,因为托尼实际上是个很任性,并且很随心情的主。 Haven't these years sparked a conflict accidentally? Li Jie holds the biggest evil intention to guess, perhaps Pepper prescribed medicine in the Tony's diet, or is the gene medicine or is other anything. 这些年来没有过擦枪走火?李杰抱有最大的恶意猜测着,也许佩铂早在托尼的饮食中下了药,或者是基因药物或者是别的什么。 Letting Tony is unable to let other woman fertilization, can be with on the Tony child can only be Little Chili Pepper oneself. 托尼无法让别的女人受精,能怀上托尼孩子的只能是小辣椒佩铂自己 Good, this suspicion expands to compile a 40 collection the palace to fight the play simply. 好吧,这个猜想扩展开来简直就可以编写出一部四十集的宫斗剧来。 Li Jie starts to acclaim the abdomen of Little Chili to be black, while simultaneously is Tony feels sorrowful. His looked like buys the farmer of false seed to be the same for a lifetime simply, farmed is not the long rice. 李杰一边开始赞叹小辣椒的腹黑,一边同时为托尼感到悲哀。他这一辈子简直就像是买了假种子的农民一样,怎么种地就是不长稻子。 But when Li Jie just got in oneself home the small villa not long, doorbell according to making a sound. 而就在李杰刚刚回到自己的家中小别墅没有多久的时候,门铃被人按响了。 Hello, are you?” Li Jie opens the door, out of the door is standing very attractively, and is bringing heroic spirit miss. Subconscious Li Jie on the association to the person who makings and this miss look like very much, that is Asgard's Martial Goddess Valkyrie. “你好,你是?”李杰打开门,门外站着一个挺漂亮并且带着英气的女士。下意识的李杰就联想到一个气质和这个女士很像的人,那就是阿斯迦德的女武神瓦尔基里 Hello, Night Traveler Jason. I am Asgard's Martial Goddess, is Thor's Warriors Four, is his fiancee. I called Sif.” miss that comes identifies one's role when first coming on stage, the one breath said a clarity oneself background. “你好,夜行者杰森。我是阿斯迦德的女武神,同时也是托尔的四骑士,也是他的未婚妻。我叫希芙。”来的女士自报家门,一口气把自己来历说了个清楚。 Hello, hello/you good, please enter, come.” Li Jie has remembered immediately, in rotten piece «God of Thunder», truly resembles one with the Immortal Palace younger sister who Jane Foster snatches the man, probably is Sif is coming. “你好,你好,请进,请进。”李杰立刻想起了,在烂片《雷神》里面,确实好像有一个和简-福斯特抢男人的仙宫妹子,好像就是希芙来着。 Although does not like the Immortal Palace person becomes very much the oneself family belongings Asgard in the Earth office, however basic polite Li Jie has, after he invited Sif sat down, to pour to her by the water, asked: „Do you come this goal?” 虽然不是很喜欢仙宫的人把自己的家当成阿斯迦德地球办事处,但是基本的礼貌李杰还是有的,他请希芙坐下以后给她倒了被水后问道:“请问你来这的目的?” The Sif nod thanked the Li Jie's water, she said: Because of Thor's, emmmm...... Stature a little issue, Odin very not happy this matter. Therefore he appointed me to help him lose weight.” 希芙点头感谢李杰的水,她说道:“因为托尔的,emmmm……身材有点问题,奥丁非常不高兴这件事。所以他指派了我来帮助他减肥。” Good, is this good deed? oneself was command motionless God of Thunder does any exercise in any case now, was staring at him by Immortal Palace Martial Goddess, oneself did not need to manage him. 好吧,这算是好事?反正自己现在是指挥不动雷神斯加做任何运动了,由一个仙宫女武神盯着他,自己也就不用管他了。 After all God of Thunder is thin is the good deed, this oneself does not need to be worried after God of Thunder returns to Asgard, some day Odin looks at his bucket same stature, suddenly throws a fit comes a time whatever happens|10 million volt electric shock of Spear of Eternity to oneself. That oneself may unable to bear. 毕竟雷神瘦下来是好事,这样的话自己就不用担心雷神回到阿斯迦德以后,某天奥丁看着他那水桶一样的身材,忽然又大发脾气的用永恒之枪自己来一次千万伏特的电击。那自己可受不了。 However Li Jie noted last in Sif all titles: Just you said that you are the Thor's fiancee? Thor and did you become engaged?” 不过李杰注意到了希芙所有头衔中的最后一个:“刚刚你说你是托尔的未婚妻?托尔和你订婚了?” Sif drinks water: Yes.” 希芙喝着水:“是的。” Li Jie touches the chin: When?” 李杰摸了摸下巴:“什么时候?” Sif: Last month.” 希芙:“上个月。” Last month hadn't Thor in Earth, gone back Asgard?” Li Jie is somewhat puzzled. “上个月托尔还在地球,并没有回去阿斯迦德啊?”李杰有些不解。 Sif said indifferently: Is the Odin designation.” 希芙无所谓道:“是奥丁指派的。” , is this arranged marriage in legend? Li Jie a little sympathized with God of Thunder suddenly. 噗,这难道就是传说中的包办婚姻?李杰忽然有点同情雷神斯加了。 Sif drinks water to ask: „Isn't Thor general at home now?” 希芙喝着水问道:“托尔一般现在不在家吗?” Li Jie shrugs: At this time he was going to work generally, if wrong he has not been leading the child now.” 李杰耸肩:“这个时候他一般都在上班,如果没有错的话他现在正在带孩子。” Sif curled the lip, does not know how should appraise God of Thunder to bring child matter. After all that is the oneself fiance, is Asgard's God of Thunder. Although fat, but has also held up Mjölnir God of Thunder! 希芙撇了撇嘴,不知道应该怎么评价雷神带孩子这件事。毕竟那是自己的未婚夫,也是阿斯迦德的雷神啊。虽然胖了点,但是也是举起了乔尔姆尼尔雷神啊! God of Thunder does not know in home, oneself bewildered and many a fiancee. If knows, his definitely very big. 雷神斯加并不知道在家中,自己莫名其妙又多了一个未婚妻来。要是知道的话,他肯定会很头大。 In fact he is very big. Because is in sharp opposition in his front two women. One is the oneself emergency car boss originally, Christine. 实际上他现在就很头大了。因为在他的面前两个女人正在针锋相对。一个是自己原本的急救车上司,克丽丝丁 But another, is oneself on the subway has helped first-aid center nurse Jane Foster. 而另一个,则是自己在地铁上帮助过的急救中心护士简-福斯特 Why will attend as for them together, and makes Thor think awkward? This was a long story. 至于她们两个人为什么会一起出席,并且让托尔觉得为难?这就说来话长了。
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