DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#82: Sorcerer Surpreme Doom?

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„Welcome visits my country!” In Castle Doom, Doom prepared a grand banquet to welcome Li Jie and Banner. “欢迎光临我的国家！”在毁灭城堡内,杜姆准备了一场盛大的宴会来欢迎李杰和班纳。 Including various types of meats and milk products, as well as Eastern European land locked country not too common fresh seafood. 包括各种肉类和奶制品,以及东欧内陆国家并不太常见的鲜海鲜。 Looked like Doom makes the person make an effort. Even Li Jie thought that oneself can listen to clear welcome meaning from the Doom's welcome tone. 看起来杜姆是让人下了一番力气的。甚至李杰觉得自己能够从杜姆的欢迎语气中听出一丝真切的欢迎意味。 „Does not use politely, please optional eating. After having glanced over my country, can taste good food in my country.” Puts on Doom Armor Doom to hint Li Jie and Banner should not be polite. “不用客气,请随意的吃吧。浏览过我的国家以后,可以品尝一下我国家内的美食。”穿着毁灭装甲的杜姆示意李杰和班纳不要客气。 Banner went to Li Jie the look, Li Jie also slightly wrinkled eyebrow, because Doom several times mentioned a keyword, that is 【 My country. 班纳把眼神投向了李杰,李杰也微微的皱了一下眉头,因为杜姆已经好几次的提到了一个关键词,那就是【我的国家。 This is not a good sign, if Doom regards the oneself private property the country and nationals, then he can the promotion of dictatorship and commanded by the word of one to the entire Eastern Europe? 这可不是一个好兆头,如果杜姆把国家和国民都当成自己的私人财产的话,那么他会否把独裁和一言堂的推广到整个东欧？ Imagination, if, to the Eastern European countries, under after you airplane , the airborne broadcast that hears is: „Passenger of respect, the No. 13 Doom airport arrived, please bring saluting of good oneself, prepares to be extravehicular.” 想象吧,如果以后去往东欧国家,你下飞机以后听到的空中广播是:“尊敬的乘客,第十三号杜姆飞机场到了,请您带好自己的行礼,准备出舱。” Also or is reaches goes by train discovered that the way the site is: Doom No. 1 train station, Doom No. 2 train station, Doom No. 3 train station. 亦或者是达乘火车的时候发现途径的站点全是:杜姆一号火车站,杜姆二号火车站,杜姆三号火车站。 Even will turn on the report station name of Lian Gong passing station: „Eastern Doom stood arrived, had the passenger of landing to get out with a sense of urgency. This car(riage) end point to the eastern two Doom stations.” 甚至就连公交车站的报站名都会变成:“东杜姆站已经到了,有下车的旅客抓紧下车。本车终点开往东二杜姆站。” Then everybody's usual chat perhaps also becomes very strange. For example the aunt asked Aunt B: „Where the woolen sweater of your this Doom sign buys?” 然后大家平时的聊天也许也会变得很奇怪。比如大妈问b大妈:“你这个杜姆牌的毛衣是在哪儿买的啊？” Aunt B replied: „Buys in the Doom market.” b大妈回答:“在杜姆商场买的啊。” The aunt continues to ask: „Which Doom market?” 大妈继续问:“哪个杜姆商场？” Aunt B replied: „On the eastern 40 Doom road is open for business, third Doom hundred goods market. Now others there carries on the activity! So long as shouted loudly 30 sound D continuously, and pronunciation standard, called the 20% discount you! Hurries, went to did not have!” b大妈回答:“东四十杜姆路上开张的,第三杜姆百货商场啊。现在人家那里搞活动呐！只要连续高喊三十声d,并且发音标准,就给你打八折优惠！赶紧去吧,去往了就没了！” The aunt claps the palm of the hand saying: „Right, must hurry, boarded from the seventh Doom elementary school station of our entrance on the line?” 大妈一拍巴掌说道:“没错,是得赶紧去,从我们门口的第七杜姆小学站上车就行了吧？” Aunt B: „Right, hurries!” b大妈:“没错,赶紧去吧！” If the above dialogue turns into daily of Eastern European people, Li Jie thought that was too rather brutal. Eastern 30 Doom road, eastern 31 Doom road, eastern 32 Doom road ............ This t must have many people to become lost! 如果以上的对话变成东欧人民的日常,李杰觉得未免太残酷了。东三十杜姆路,东三十一杜姆路,东三十二杜姆路…………这t得有多少人迷路啊！ But on story of today's on road, Li Jie thought Doom is dry/does this matter. Perhaps Doom with oneself sinister deceitful, as well as dictatorial rule these matters have made very good cover, covers fact that all people had not paid attention. 而就今天在路上的见闻,李杰觉得杜姆是干的出这种事情的。也许杜姆用自己的阴险狡诈,以及独裁统治这些事情做了一个非常好的掩盖,掩盖了一件所有人都没有关注到的事实。 That is in fact Doom is in itself incurable narcissist is crazy! Li Jie suspected very much Doom can oneself in nobody say to the mirror: „Handsome this word, invents for me.” 那就是实际上杜姆本身是一个无可救药的自恋狂！李杰很怀疑杜姆会不会在无人的时候自己对着镜子说:“英俊这个词,就是为了我而发明的。” Therefore after drinking apéritif, Li Jie is not eating the thing anxiously, instead looked at the vision to Doom, asked: „Mr. Doom, you just mentioned several times 【 My country?” 所以在喝过开胃酒以后,李杰并不急着吃东西,反而是把目光看向了杜姆,同时问道:“杜姆先生,你刚刚提到了好几次【我的国家？” Doom is putting the sausage in golden dinner place with silver knife and fork Cut, the sausage moistens Mexico hot sauce, this was Doom once in the taste that the US abroad study time retained. 杜姆用银制的刀叉切割着盛放在黄金餐盘内的香肠,香肠沾一点墨西哥辣酱,这是杜姆曾经在美国留学时候所保留下来的口味。 He together Cut will be good, after flood the glossy sausage is sending in the mouth to chew is clean, opens the mouth: „What issue has?” 他将一块切割好,泛着油润的香肠送入嘴中咀嚼干净以后才开口:“有什么问题吗？” Li Jie raps the sound that the dinner table floor of entire red garment wooden manufacture has made to knock on with the index finger and middle finger gently: „Regards individual private thing the country, regards the oneself property the national? This does not conform to our tentative plans.” 李杰用食指和中指轻轻的敲击了一下整块红衫木制作的餐桌台面发出了叩叩的声音:“将国家当成个人的私有物,把国民当成自己的财产？这可不太符合我们的设想。” „.” Doom exuded one somewhat to taunt the laughter of meaning: „You approve the value of everyone are different? When some were the births brought, some are the day after tomorrow diligently comes.” “呵。”杜姆发出了一声有些嘲讽意味的笑声:“你认同每个人的价值都是不同的吗？有的是出生时所带来的,有的则是后天努力而来的。” „ This country before I rule it, you know that is chaotic? Everywhere is the chaos caused by war and famine, child and woman were regarded the grain, the men in crazy going to war. I have given these people now the tranquil and happy life, management that then I keep aloof they, “这个国家在我统治它之前,你知道有多么混乱吗？到处是战乱和饥荒,孩子和女人被当成粮食,男人们在疯狂的打仗。我给予了这些人现在平静和幸福的生活,那么我高高在上的管理他们, Wrong what has? ” The Doom's tone is natural. He did not think all that oneself makes have any incorrect place. 有什么错吗？”杜姆的语气理所应当。他一点都不觉得自己所做的一切有什么不对的地方。 Doom was saying naturally: „I gave the more than 10 million person to provide food and work, letting them to live should thank me.” 杜姆理所应当的说着:“我给一千多万人提供了食物和工作,让他们能活着就应该感谢我了。” „Saw two strangers like you, can create the scientists of various inventions, with an ordinary beggar. Two people both were poisoned, you only have one bottle of antidotes, you will definitely choose to save the scientist, but is not the beggar. The life value was different, not?” Doom ate a sausage to continue to say. “就像你看见了两个陌生人,一名是可以创造各种发明的科学家,和一名普通的乞丐。两个人都中毒了,你只有一瓶解药,你肯定会选择拯救科学家,而不是乞丐。生命的价值本就不同,不是吗？”杜姆吃了口香肠继续说道。 Dr. Banner knit the brows saying: „I did not agree that your view, I do not think the life the value to be able by the simple quantification.” 班纳博士皱了皱眉说道:“我不同意你的这个说法,我不认为生命的价值可以被简单的量化。” Doom looked at Dr. Banner, after a while said: „Bruce Banner doctor, good, you had the qualifications to speak these words. I know that you turned into Green Giant for anything in the past. In the experiment of Gamma bomb, a jobless vagrant singer rushed in the demolition test facility.” 杜姆看了一眼班纳博士,过了一会儿才说道:“布鲁斯-班纳博士,好吧,你有资格说这句话。我知道你当年是为了什么变成绿巨人的。在伽马炸弹的试验中,一个无业的流浪歌手闯进了爆破试验场。” „You saved him, but oneself actually by the Gamma bomb radiating. You had the qualifications to speak this saying, but I thought the choice that you made was very stupid.” Saying that Doom is relentless. “你救下了他,但是自己却被伽马炸弹给辐射了。你有资格说这话,但是我还是觉得你做的选择很蠢。”杜姆毫不留情的说道。 „Your life compares vagrant singer important many, although you turned into Green Giant, in some sense is turns misfortune into a blessing?” “你的命比一个流浪歌手重要的多,虽然你变成了绿巨人,从某种意义上来说算是因祸得福？” Banner is pale the face saying: „I did not think that this is good fortune.” 班纳铁青着脸说道:“我不觉得这算是福气。” The talk just started, two people atmosphere became very tight, Li Jie is afraid Banner to be in a rage gives to kill Doom directly, therefore chooses to mediate: „Was good, two. Today is not discusses life value matter.” 谈话刚刚开始,两人的气氛就已经变得很紧张,李杰害怕班纳一怒之下直接把杜姆给打死,所以选择出来打圆场:“好了,两位。今天不是来讨论生命价值这种事情的。” „Can Mr. Doom, around the guards of these wear iron armor you remove? Truly speaking, they in this in fact not many significances.” Li Jie observed the situation the surrounding miscellaneous personnel, has the guard, has to wait on should. “杜姆先生,能把你周围的这些穿着铁甲的卫兵撤掉吗？说实在的,他们在不在这实际上并没有多少意义。”李杰环视了一下周围的闲杂人等,有卫兵,有侍应。 Doom has not rejected the Li Jie's request, he nodded to hint the miscellaneous personnel to exit. Because some talked is very private. 杜姆没有拒绝李杰的要求,他点了点头示意闲杂人等都出去。因为有的交谈是很私密的。 „Mr. Doom, first first point, before you all sorts that said. I first do not approve of 【 Country is individual possession idea. This makes us talk that wants to have be able to become very difficult. But next, we see a you most important point you to be clear, why do we want to make clear you to want such to do?” “杜姆先生,首先第一点,关于你之前说的种种。我首先不赞同【国家是个人所有物这个想法。这让我们想要进行的谈话会变得很艰难。而其次,我们来见你最重要的一点你应该清楚,我们想要搞清楚你为什么想要这么做？” „East Europe United, even, possibly the Europe and Asia integration of appear the global integration, will unable to see that has any very huge advantage to you.” Li Jie does not believe until now the Doom sudden benevolence will send greatly. “东欧一体化,甚至之后可能会出现的欧亚一体化到全球一体化,这其中看不到对你有什么十分巨大的好处。”李杰到现在为止都不相信杜姆会突然善心大发。 Suddenly some day awakes later Doom to decide that the careful leather surface, looks in a mirror saying that while thought aloud: „Changes world to make world happier! This words and expressions create for me!” 突然某一天睡醒以后杜姆决定细心革面,一边照着镜子一边自言自语的说道:“改变世界让世界变得更美好！这个词语就是为我创造的！” Un, this matter is impossible, is impossible. 嗯,这种事不可能,不可能。 Li Jie believes that Doom has the reason of deeper level, but this is he and Banner sees the Doom's reason. 李杰相信杜姆有更加深层次的理由,而这就是他和班纳来见杜姆的原因。 After Doom a sausage finished eating, after the white napkin has wiped the mouth said: „I can answer your issue, first: Latveria takes my private goods, I did not want now. Simply speaking, you do not need to be worried about this, I will withdraw from the Latveria's management echelon gradually.” 杜姆将一根香肠吃完以后,用白色的餐巾擦了擦嘴后才说道:“我可以回答你的问题,第一:拉脱维利亚作为我的私人物品,我现在已经不想要了。简单来说,你不需要去担心这个,我将一步一步的退出拉脱维利亚的管理阶层。” Doom said this saying time said with an tone of pondering: „I do not know after I leave, Latveria will turn into any appearance. Is perhaps worse?” 杜姆说这话的时候用一种玩味的语气说道:“不过我不知道在我离开以后,拉脱维利亚会变成什么样子。也许更坏？” „However about a second issue, I believes to be able a better explanation. I give up Latveria, I want the road that pursued me not to take in the past. I want to become sorcerer, hears you and Kamar-Taj very familiar Night Traveler. Can introduce that I do give the Sorcerer Surpreme understanding? Perhaps I become next Sorcerer Surpreme!” “而关于第二点的问题,我相信可以更好的解答。我放弃拉脱维利亚,我想要追求我当年没有走完的路。我想要成为一名法师,听说你和卡玛泰基很熟悉夜行者。能不能介绍我给至尊法师认识？说不定我将成为下一任的至尊法师！” Before is drinking the ratafia Li Jie listened, half a word to be good, but after listening to Doom's half a word, could not bear liquor spurt, full table who spurted were. 正在喝果酒的李杰听了前半句还好,但是听了杜姆的后半句,忍不住一口酒喷了出来,喷的满桌都是。
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