DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#436: pain-shifting magic


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Actually has a child is not painful, I am earnest.” On the [Preziosa] cruise, Li Jie was saying to Lan like this: Look, we currently have the painless childbirth technology. Pepper produces on the ship coincidentally, therefore just does not have these equipment.” “其实生孩子没有那么痛的,我是认真的。”在珍爱号的游轮上,李杰正在对这样说道:“瞧,我们现在有无痛分娩技术的。只是佩铂刚巧是在船上生产,所以刚好没有这些设备而已。” Li Jie drew Lan's to say explanation diligently. Because Lan, since previous time sees that pain that Pepper has a child, particularly stands hears the Pepper rending pitiful yell after the operating room, her innermost feelings have the shadow. 李杰拉着岚的说努力的解释。因为自从上次看见佩铂生孩子的那种痛苦,尤其是站在手术室门外听见佩铂撕心裂肺的惨叫之后,她的内心就有阴影了。 Caused her currently to have the shadow to Li Jie, she very much resists and Li Jie now has any intimate contact. According to her words: Had a child was too painful, I ultra feared the pain!” 造成了她现在对李杰都有阴影了,她现在很抗拒和李杰有任何的亲密接触。按她的话说:“生孩子太痛苦了,我超怕痛的!” Good, this reason cannot be does not have the truth. Has a child is truly painful regarding the woman. 好吧,这理由也不能算是没有道理是吧。生孩子对于女人来说确实很痛。 However as the matter stands Li Jie encircled on a little ignorant/veiled, his taken the trouble and Lan was speaking various words of praise: I am earnest, Lan. Can the painless childbirth.” 但是这样一来李杰就有点蒙圈了,他正在费力的和说着各种好话:“我是认真的,。可以无痛分娩的。” Does not want ~!” Lan swinging is the same with the rattle-drum, she earnestly in the middle of one bunch of books. These are that various Magic Book she brings from Kamar-Taj. But a book that Lan glanced through seemed is ancient. “不要~!”头摇的和拨浪鼓一样,她正埋头在一堆书籍当中。这些是她带来的各种来自卡玛泰基魔法书。而正在翻阅的一本书看上去非常的古老了。 Moreover blood red brand mark of title page plan has one type the evil feeling that is hard to speak. This book seems is not the good book, thinks very much movie inside these fiend or are Magic Book that the cult tactic master uses. 而且封面绘制的血红色烙印有一种难以言说的邪恶感。这本书看上去就不是啥好书,很想电影里面那些恶魔或者是邪术师用的魔法书 Li Jie paid attention to the writing on some seals, is Latin writing written. Because Li Jie studies magic(, although has not learned anything) the relations have also studied some Latin articles and Olde English and small seal script, Sanskrit wait/etc.(, although study is very ordinary). 李杰注意了一些封皮上的文字,是拉丁文写的。李杰因为学习魔法(虽然没有学会什么)的关系也学习了一些拉丁文和古英语和小篆、梵文等(虽然学的都很一般)。 Therefore he can look understands this book the name, this book is called «120 Type of Casting a spell». 所以他能看的懂这本书的名字,这书叫做《一百二十种禁咒》。 Good, this book should places the Hogwarts library banned book area, does not have standard that the Headmaster Dumbledore's written note of instruction cannot borrow. 好吧,这书应该是放在霍格沃兹图书馆禁书区,没有邓布利多校长的批条不能借阅的标准吧。 Li Jie has referred to the book title: Lan, what are you looking at? This book seems is not quite good.” His look and tone a little resist this type of book, this book is sending out a evil aura from beginning to end. 李杰指了指书名:“,你在看什么?这书看上去可不太好.”他的眼神和语气都有点抗拒这种书,这本书从头到尾都散发着一种邪气。 Lan has turned head to look at Li Jie one: Do not have prejudice to the books. They are only the carriers of knowledge, does not matter the quality. Good and bad person who only then utilizes these knowledge.” 回过头看了李杰一眼:“不要对书籍抱有偏见。它们只是知识的载体,无所谓好坏。好和坏的只有运用这些知识的人而已。” However Li Jie somewhat suspects looks that this book asked: Therefore this book does do?” 但是李杰还是有些怀疑的看着这本书问道:“所以这本书到底是干什么?” Casting a spell. I to Sorcerer Ancient One special approval borrowing( Li Jie: Really needs the Headmaster Dumbledore's written note of instruction!). This inside has recorded interesting magic. Although the part is truly cruel, but part in life useful.” “禁咒。我向古一法师特批借阅的(李杰:果然是需要邓布利多校长的批条吗!)。这里面记载了很多有趣的魔法。虽然有一部分确实很残忍,但是有一部分在生活中还是有用的。” Asking that Li Jie suspects: For example?” 李杰怀疑的问:“比如?” For example I discover very interesting magic. Pain-shifting Spell. Can form a bridge among two people, and injures to shift Party B the ache that Party A receives completely.” Lan puts down the books started earnestly and Li Jie is talking. “比如说我发现一个很有意思的魔法疼痛转移咒。可以在两人之间形成一道桥梁,将甲方受到的疼痛和伤害全部转移到乙方。”放下了书本开始认真的和李杰交谈着。 „Before I actually, had not looked up, but after seeing the Pepper production, I and she have inquired. After being pregnant, is very uncomfortable, not only produces, various intense pregnancy reactions. The ache and losing sleep, disgusting, cannot eat up wait/etc..” Lan is moving the finger headage, she more said that but Li Jie actually one ominous premonitions. “我其实之前一直没有查过,但是看到佩铂生产之后我和她询问过了。怀孕之后是很难受的,不仅仅是生产,还有各种强烈的妊娠反应。疼痛、失眠、恶心、吃不下等等。”搬着手指头数着,她越说越多,但是李杰却有一种不祥的预感。 In fact supported 10 several 20 jin (0.5 kg) big belly of is very laborious merely suddenly. But must suffer these painful the words, said that I do not want a child really.” Said that here Lan has stood suddenly, then has held in the arms Li Jie's neck asking in a soft voice: „Do you want a child with me?” “实际上仅仅是突然挺着二十斤的大肚子就很辛苦了。而还要遭受这些痛苦的话,说真的我真的不想生孩子。”说道这里忽然站了起来,然后搂住了李杰的脖子轻声的问道:“你想和我生孩子吗?” In light of the preamble, Lan does not want a child. At this time looked like the right key does not want to live. However this seems like simple delivers a minute of topic is to deliver the proposition actually. If Li Jie dares saying: Does not think. Then he waits to be subjected to criticism. 结合前文,不想生孩子。这个时候看起来正确答案是不想生。但是这个看似简单的送分题其实是送命题。要是李杰敢说:不想。那么他就等着挨批吧。 Therefore knows freely Lan is possibly arranging any trap, but Li Jie actually has to jump toward inside. This is called the open intrigue! Is one hair was formerly same to these pits that others dug with oneself! 所以尽管知道可能在布置什么陷阱,但是李杰却不得不往里面跳。这叫做阳谋啊!和自己从前给别人挖的那些坑是一毛一样的! Li Jie said affectionately: Naturally, I have thought very much. Has a child with you, marriage. So long as you want.(, How if also wants means to level Wang|King)” 李杰深情的说:“当然了,我一直很想。和你生孩子,结婚。只要你愿意。(嗯,还要想办法怎么摆平)” Lan has kissed Li Jie's cheek one, 亲了李杰的面颊一口, Bites his ear saying: „After that after I am pregnant , are we good with this magic?” Un?” Li Jie does intentionally puzzled. 咬着他的耳朵说道:“那以后我怀孕以后我们就用这个魔法好不好?”“嗯?”李杰故作不解。 Is pain-shifting magic.” A Lan's expression face is naive: Relax, I am studying this magic in the pains now. I will eliminate some side effects in this magic.” “就是疼痛转移魔法。”岚的表情一脸天真:“放心吧,我现在正在苦心研究这个魔法。我会把这个魔法里的一些副作用清除的。” What side effect?” The Li Jie facial color is stiff. “什么副作用?”李杰面色僵硬。 Un, Party B who for example undertakes the injury will possibly share the oneself vitality. I will remove this. So long as pain-shifting were good. Later I am responsible for having a child, are you responsible for hurting to be good?” “嗯,比如说承担伤害的乙方可能会共享自己的生命力。我会把这个去掉的。只要疼痛转移就好了。以后我负责生孩子,你负责疼好不好?” Li Jie: ........................ 李杰:…………………… Lan incomparably earnest looks at Li Jie, in her look anticipated. 无比认真的看着李杰,她的眼神里都是期待。 What does Li Jie dare to say? Li Jie can say anything! Although the innermost feelings are racing Kui, but he swung looks to smile said: Good!” 李杰敢说什么?李杰能说什么!虽然内心是奔溃的,但是他还是摇面露微笑的说:“好啊!” Lan small jumped for joy, then has kissed the Li Jie's lip: This gives your reward. Had you such voluntary words I to feel relieved. Actually I very like the child, the Jenny Stark small appearance is quite lovable. We later can live several!” 小小的雀跃了一下,然后亲吻了一下李杰的嘴唇:“这是给你的奖励。有你这样自愿的话我就放心了。其实我还是挺喜欢孩子的,珍妮-史塔克小小的样子好可爱。我们以后可以多生几个哦!” Li Jie smile: Good!” 李杰微笑:“好!” Was right, I thought after this magic tested, can uses to Gwen and Mary. Especially Mary, she has married Harry now. Heard that she wants a child very much, this magic will be very helpful to her!” Lan was saying like this. “对了,我觉得这个魔法实验好了以后可以给格温玛丽用。尤其是玛丽,她现在已经和哈利结婚了。听说她很想要个孩子,这魔法对她会很有帮助!”这样说着。 The Li Jie's smiling face was more sincere: Right that you said!” 李杰的笑容真诚了许多:“你说的对!” In Li Jie and Lan, when research pregnancy sore, Dr. Hank gave a news to come: „The discovery massive extraterrestrial airship trail, the goal possibly is Earth, comes at once!” 就在李杰在研究妊娠有多疼的时候,汉克博士传递了一条讯息过来:“发现大量外星飞船踪迹,目标可能是地球,速来!” After receiving this news, Li Jie does not have the mood to chat some with Lan no. He said the matter and Lan, Lan patted his back to urge: A bit faster goes!” 接到了这个讯息之后李杰就没有心情在和聊这些有的没的了。他把事情和说了一下,拍了拍他的后背叮嘱到:“快点去!” After Li Jie arrives at Venus Base, Dr. Hank surprise looked at Li Jie one, then said: Why your complexion seems like not very good.” 李杰来到金星基地后,汉克博士诧异的看了李杰一眼,然后说道:“为什么你的脸色看起来不是很好。” Li Jie has forced a smile: What, possibly my complexion in several years later some times will not be uglier.” 李杰强笑了一下:“没什么,可能在几年后的某一个时间段内我的脸色会更加难看。” Dr. Hank traces the oneself golden hair( right, today is Dr. Hank blue wool turned into golden) unable to shake the head manages this Night Traveler latest joke. 汉克博士摸了摸自己的金毛(对的,今天汉克博士把蓝毛变成了金色)摇了摇头不去管这是不是夜行者最新的玩笑。 He brought Li Jie to come to the strategic conference room in base, a Illuminati big shot waited for in the conference room. 他带着李杰来到基地的战略会议室,光照会的一众大佬已经在会议室内等待了。 After seeing the person arrives in full, Captain Rogers stands the speech: gentlemen, we biggest test arrived. One group of dangerous extraterrestrial hoodlums are driving in the Earth's direction, we swung complete to guard.” 看到人到齐以后,罗杰斯队长站立发言:“先生们,我们最大的考验已经到了。一群危险的外星暴徒正朝着地球的方向驶来,我们摇做好防备了。” Li Jie has not heard clearly speech that Captain Rogers said that he also immerses on pain-shifting magic that Lan said.! After oneself, must replace Lan to accept the pregnancy and childbirth pain really! 李杰没有听清罗杰斯队长说的发言,他还沉浸在说的疼痛转移魔法上。啊!自己以后真的要代替来接受妊娠和分娩的痛苦啊! ahhhhh! It is definitely painful! Li Jie with pauses is thinking. Even forgot including the Chitauris coming news after the brain. 啊啊啊!肯定很痛!李杰有一搭没一搭的想着。甚至连奇塔瑞人即将来临的消息都忘记在了脑后。 Called him to the Captain Rogers roll-call: „Does Night Traveler, what opinion you have to publish regarding this matter?” 一直到罗杰斯队长点名叫他:“夜行者,对于这件事你还有什么意见要发表吗?” „, What?!” Li Jie awakens: „, Chitauris, killed them completely well. Just this matter has given us to the footboard that the universe makes great strides forward, should make Inhumans expose while convenient.” “啊,什么?!”李杰惊醒:“哦,齐塔瑞人是吧,把它们全部弄死就好了啊。刚好这件事给了我们向宇宙迈进的踏板,顺便也是该让异人族曝光了。” Downloads this book newest txt E-book to click: 下载本书最新的txt电子书请点击: This clerk copyist machine reading: 本书手机阅读: Publishes the book review: 发表书评: In order to facilitate will read next time, you can click below " collection " minute book time( 400 36 chapter of pain-shifting magic) read the record, next time will turn on the bookshelf then to see! Please( QQ, blog, slightly letter/believes and other ways) recommend this book to your friend, support thank you!! 为了方便下次阅读,你可以在点击下方的"收藏"记录本次(第四百三十六疼痛转移魔法)阅读记录,下次打开书架即可看到!请向你的朋友(QQ、博客、微信等方式)推荐本书,谢谢您的支持!!
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