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#423: Taskmaster and Deadpool

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The Harry Osborn regeneration medical center and Tuvalu's cooperation have started comparing favorably with makeup unification bigger storm. Because they announced that is going to invest the new medicament that the experiment produces to help the person construct the immune system the medicament. 哈利-奥斯本的再生医疗中心和图瓦卢的合作掀起了一场比美妆界统一更大的风暴。因为他们宣布将要投入实验生产的新药剂是能够帮助人重新构建免疫系统的药剂。 Compares in getting thinner, changes beautiful these external things. What humankind cares is how long oneself can live. Especially similar cancer Phase III and sickness of AIDS later period. Countless people seek medical help to ask the medicine to treat this disease. 相比于变瘦,变美这些外在的东西。人类更加关心的是自己可以活多久。尤其是类似癌症三期和艾滋晚期的病患。无数人求医问药就是为了治疗这种疾病。 Always has is peddling the secret prescription handed down in the family „person of high skill” in the tumor hospital entrance, various types has qi merit „master” also the association/will propagandizes them to have the methods of various treatment diseases. 在肿瘤医院门口总有一些兜售着祖传秘方的“高人”,还有各种拥有气功的“大师”也总会宣传他们有各种治疗疾病的方法。 This medicine swindler, from the person of dying wanted the swindler who pressed out to do the last point of money to be on particularly quickly this world most hateful one group of people. 这种医药骗子,尤其是从快死之人身上想要榨干最后一分金钱的骗子应该算是这个世界上最可恶的一群人了。 But this person has in world various countries, they can pull various gross inventions for money. To patient various hopes, finally gradually the final hope will pin these on their patients advancing Hell. 而这种人在世界各国都有,为了钱他们可以扯出各种弥天大谎。给病人各种希望,最后一步一步的把这些将最后的希望寄托在他们身上的病人给推进地狱。 Regarding matter that their oneself handles, these person of not little guilty. Has „qi merit master” to seek „blessing” in China for the general fellow patients. In some US also seedling sources from Maya civilization and Indian myth „witch doctor” manifests a presence cleverly for everybody various self-recovery incurable illness. 对于他们自己所做的事情,这些人没有一点点的愧疚。在中国有“气功大师”为广大病友谋“福祉”。在美国也有各种源自于玛雅文明和印第安神话的“巫医”为大家通灵显圣来自愈各种绝症。 For example State of Arizona some place, Magima the witch doctor is demonstrating the oneself magical powers. 就比如说亚利桑那州的某个地方,一个名叫马吉马的的巫医正在展示自己的神通。 In a close room, the steam fills the air. Dresses up Maya wizard Magima to sit well on the platform, the distortion that his god god talked on endlessly the body of oneself, simultaneously in the mouth was mumbling: „Obeyed from the ancient times gods my relates......” 在一个封闭的房间内,蒸汽弥漫。打扮成玛雅巫师的马吉马正端坐在台子上,他神神叨叨的扭曲着自己的身体,同时口中念念有词:“来自远古的神明啊听从我的诉说……” From the beginning he was still reading some normal glossaries, but was stranger to the behind intonation. Probably was the witch doctor clever was the same with the gods. 一开始他还在念一些正常的词汇,但是越到后面语调越奇怪。就好像是巫医和神明通灵了一样。 But in the entire close indoor, the steam fills the temperature to be very high. Many cancer patients endure high temperature to listen to the pray of Magima. Most of them are the Phase III cancer patients, basically in hospital anything has not hoped person who cure however does not want dead. 而在整个封闭的室内,蒸汽弥漫温度很高。不少的癌症患者忍受着高温听着马吉马的祈祷。他们大多数都是三期癌症患者,基本上都是在医院没什么希望治愈但是又不想死的人。 Some people are oneself do not want dead, some people are only pure for family member, but does not want dead. They spent tens of thousands USD to participate in this so-called Maya clever treatment course under having no way out. 有的人是自己不想死,有的人只是单纯的为了家人而不想死。他们在走投无路之下花了好几万美元来参加这个所谓的玛雅通灵疗程。 The entire treatment course is seven days, in process has suffering of trouble-maker to the fellow patient. For example now such steaming sauna is one type. Let the Phase III cancer patient treat in sauna endures the high temperature not to know that is attention that which perverted wants to come out. 整个疗程长达七天,过程中有很多对病友来说是非人的折磨。比如说现在这样的蒸桑拿就是一种。让三期癌症患者待在桑拿室内忍受高温也不知道是哪个变态想出来的注意。 But is very clear, needs to complete the entire seven days of treatment courses that in this treatment course writes, clever will have the function. But clearly, the cancer Phase III patient physical strength substantially drops generally. They simply do not have many strengths to support complete this treatment course. 而在这个疗程中写的很清楚,需要完成整个七天的疗程,通灵才会有作用。而很明显,一般癌症三期的患者体力都大幅下降。他们根本没有多少力气来支撑完成这种疗程。 Some people faint unceasingly in the sauna room, but Magima probably really and gods communicated on. He looks but not see to the person who these drop down, but also talked on endlessly in the god god. 不断地有人晕厥在桑拿室里,但是马吉马好像真的和神明沟通上了。他对那些倒下的人视而不见,还在神神叨叨。 Is still clenching teeth to insist in Hanks that in the sauna room spends in distress. He does not know that is insisting anything, but his very definite oneself does not want dead. He also has the wife, child, what to do if oneself did pass away they? 在桑拿室里苦熬的汉克斯还在咬牙坚持。他也不知道在坚持什么,但是他很确定自己并不想死。他还有妻子,还有孩子,如果自己去世了她们怎么办？ The radiotherapy and chemotherapy cannot the cure cancer, delay the proliferation of cancer cell to let live long time of oneself merely in the pain. Actually like this lives is also wanting more fearful than and pain than Death. 放疗和化疗并不能治愈癌症,仅仅只是延缓癌细胞的扩散让自己在痛苦中活的久一点。其实这样活着比死亡还要可怕和痛苦。 But in other Hanks and several fellow patients also when clenches teeth to insist. Bang! The front door of sauna room crude kicking out of the way, the cold air was emerged the high-temperature instantaneously the room, making the entire room air fuzzily become a piece. 而就在汉克斯和其他几名病友还在咬牙坚持的时候。砰！桑拿室的大门被人粗暴的踢开,冷空气瞬间涌入高温的房间,让整个房间空气模糊成了一片。 Wore the fellow of red black leotard to walk in big strides, and Magima that directly played tricks from platform dragging. 一个身穿着红黑色紧身衣的家伙大踏步的走了进来,并且直接把正在装神弄鬼的马吉马从台子上给拖了下来。 „Aha! What had a look at me to find, zone Joker? Guesses that what he is performing? I guess that should be the role acts.” Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Deadpool teasing is going against the head of Magima with the oneself pistol. “啊哈！看看我找到了什么,一个变装小丑？猜猜他在表演什么？我猜应该是角色扮演。”神盾局特工死侍戏虐的用自己的手枪顶着马吉马的脑袋。 „I said right? Big wizard!” Although Deadpool used the glib not proper tone to speak this saying, but muzzle that ice-cold touch made Magima wake instantaneously. “我说的对吗？大巫师！”死侍虽然是用着油腔滑调不正经的语气说着这话,但是枪口那冰冷的触感还是让马吉马瞬间醒了过来。 He does not dare to play the role of the god to play tricks now. He shouts greatly: „No, do not open fire! You want anything, although takes away!” He has regarded the robber Deadpool that coming to bother. 他现在可不敢在扮神弄鬼了。他大喊道:“别,别开枪！你想要什么尽管拿走！”他把前来搅局的死侍当成了抢劫犯了。 Deadpool listened to Magima this to entrain his hair to walk in a moment directly outward: „Right? Then I thought that you are good. In my garden just lacks attractive ornaments.” 死侍听了马吉马这样说话就直接拽着他的头发向外走去:“是吗？那么我觉得你挺不错的。我的花园里刚好缺一个漂亮的摆设。” Does not pay attention to the pitiful yell of Magima, Deadpool drags him outward to walk. Before walking, was saying one to the sauna room in fellow patients: „Also does silly treating do in this? Prepares to steam the Chinatown steamed stuffed bun completely?” 不理会马吉马的惨叫,死侍拖着他就往外走。走之前还对着桑拿房里的病友们说了一句:“还傻乎乎的待在这干嘛？准备全部蒸成唐人街的包子吗？” .................. ……………… Taskmaster had finished a day of work, is drinking the young wine pastime time in the S.H.I.E.L.D. internal bar. 模仿大师结束了一天的工作,在神盾局内部的酒吧内喝着小酒消遣时光。 He likes in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s this work, taught some new agent knowledge. Including capturing close combat, the uses of various types of vehicles have various types of cold firearms. Taskmaster is a talent very high person, his muscle memory ability strong. 他喜欢在神盾局的这份工作,教导新特工们一些知识。包括擒拿格斗,各种载具的使用还有各种冷热兵器。模仿大师是一个天赋很高的人,他的肌肉记忆能力超强。 After the Captain Rogers homemade shield close combat technique was seen by him, can imitate quickly. 罗杰斯队长自创的盾牌格斗术被他看见以后都能很快的模仿出来。 The salary is good, the treatment is also good, the key is this is a proper work. Taskmaster thought that can care for the aged in S.H.I.E.L.D.. Moreover S.H.I.E.L.D.'s agent, or is any agent that had been trained by him very respects his. Because he truly is a good teacher. 薪资不错,待遇也行,关键是这还是个正经的工作。模仿大师觉得可以在神盾局养老了。而且神盾局的特工,或者说是凡是被他训练过的特工都还是挺尊敬他的。因为他确实是一个好老师。 On for example the present this, agent of passing by and he greeted, simultaneously greeted to calculate the Taskmaster tip with the wineshop attendant on oneself. 就比如现在这样,一名路过的特工和他打了个招呼,同时和酒保招呼了一下把模仿大师的酒钱算在自己身上。 Compares in Taskmaster courteous reception that S.H.I.E.L.D. receives, his good friend Deadpool did not have is treated sees. 相比于模仿大师的在神盾局内部受到的礼遇来说,他的好友死侍就没那么受人待见了。 In Deadpool lang lang, when entering bar, other agent unintentionally have avoided him. Because of the Hawkeye issue, the S.H.I.E.L.D. internal many people do not like him. 当死侍啷里啷当的走进酒吧的时候,其他特工都有意无意的避开了他。因为鹰眼的问题,神盾局内部许多人并不喜欢他。 However( Deadpool discredits S.H.I.E.L.D.'s time public opinion stemming from the issue of public opinion after all is one-sided condemnation S.H.I.E.L.D.), therefore in S.H.I.E.L.D. needs like to swallow a lump of excrement admission he. 但是出于舆论的问题（毕竟死侍抹黑神盾局的时候舆论是一边倒的谴责神盾局）,所以神盾局内需要像是吞了一坨屎一样的接纳他。 However has come, and arranged Avengers him, regarded the signboard to hit him. However all also stopped. 但是进来了,并且把他安排成了复仇者联盟的一员,把他当成招牌打了出去。但是一切也就到此为止了。 What this is repugnant is repugnant, not some people, because he turned into the colleague to relate to improve with him. 该讨厌的还是讨厌,不会有人因为他变成了同事就和他关系变好。 Even before , the wineshop attendant who continuously and Taskmaster chatted when noticed that Deadpool sat to Taskmaster by leaves directly. Selected one cup of Martini to walk to Deadpool. However after is booing, wineshop attendant walks. From the start does not want with Deadpool many later. 甚至之前一直和模仿大师聊天的酒保在看到死侍坐到模仿大师旁边的时候直接走掉了。一直到死侍点了一杯马丁尼才走了过来。但是把就倒好以后,酒保又走了。压根不想和死侍多待一会儿。 Taskmaster has drunk Chivas in oneself cup: „Came back? Plays happy?” 模仿大师喝了口自己杯中的芝华士:“回来了？玩的愉快吗？” Deadpool backs in the bar: „Hoping to pin on the zealot fool indignantly besides one crowd, all are very good.” 死侍背靠在吧台上:“除了一群把希望寄托在神棍的傻逼让人气愤以外,一切都很好。” „Heard that you have attained 15 million?” Taskmaster not anxiously not slow was asking. “听说你拿到了一千五百万？”模仿大师还是不急不缓的问着。 „Yes. Truly is a good money.” Deadpool has not covered this point: „My these much money can buy a set of good mansion probably. The Taskmaster squint looked at Deadpool one: „ Therefore mansion?” “是啊。确实是一笔大钱。”死侍没有掩盖这一点:“我这么多钱大概能买套不错的豪宅了。模仿大师斜眼看了死侍一眼:“所以豪宅呢？” „Stayed in the Las Vegas Caesar imperial palace.” Deadpool was saying carelessly: „I suspected that they fudged at the gambling house. I can never obtain points that I want.” “留在了拉斯维加斯的凯撒皇宫了。”死侍大大咧咧的说着:“我怀疑他们在牌局上动了手脚。我永远得不到我想要的点数。” „Yeah ~” Taskmaster sighed: „Wade, isn't your such life tired?” “哎~”模仿大师叹了一口气:“韦德,你这样的人生不累吗？” Deadpool beckoned with the hand: „When you can also think I same have the body of undying, you understand that anything was called vividly.” In the Deadpool words has the words. 死侍摆了摆手:“当你也能想我一样有着不死之身的时候,你就会明白什么叫做轻快了。”死侍的话里有话。 Taskmaster shook the head, after his has killed surplus Chivas, has patted the shoulder of Deadpool: „Selects money to come in the lane. Tommy, Jimmy also has these we formerly had fought side-by-side the children of ally also to wait for the money of payment school expense and summer camp.” 模仿大师摇了摇头,他一口干掉了剩余的芝华士后拍了拍死侍的肩膀:“在弄点钱来吧。汤米,吉米还有那些我们从前并肩作战过的战友的孩子们还等着缴纳学费和夏令营的钱呢。” Deadpool spoke of a very discouraged tone: „Day! Why can we bear this group of kids also to have the wives of these devils or are the maintenance allowances of sweetheart? Also can raise the 18 year this group of kids?!” 死侍用一种很泄气的口吻说到:“天呐！我们为什么要负担这群小屁孩还有那些死鬼的老婆或者是情人的赡养费？还要一直把这群小屁孩养到十八岁？！” Before Taskmaster goes out of the bar, was waving to Deadpool: „Do not forget, at that time 【Cooperation agreement】 Is you raises. In mercenary soldier profession among us who must also live, has the child and wife who the duty supports the ally. Who proposed that who must be thoroughly responsible. Do not say rubbish, 15 million in the words that Las Vegas all spends, goes to Atlantic Ocean becomes winning.” 模仿大师走出酒吧之前对着死侍挥了挥手:“不要忘记了,当时【互助协议】是你提出来的。佣兵生涯中我们当中谁要还活着,就有义务赡养战友的孩子和妻子。谁提出的,谁就要负责到底。不要说废话了,一千五百万在拉斯维加斯花完的话,就去大西洋成给赢回来。” The Taskmaster steps left the bar. Deadpool is drinking Martini, although bar is very noisy, but he only has a oneself person. 模仿大师踏步离开了酒吧。死侍喝着马丁尼,虽然酒吧很嘈杂,但是他却只有自己一个人。 PS: Is very real about the matter that the cancer patient was swindled, my household has the relative is this. Is a very astute elder, the life, only then he plans the person, no person plans to him. PS:关于癌症患者上当的事情很真实,我家族有亲属就是这样。是一个非常精明的长辈,一生只有他算计人,从来没有人算计的到他。 When the life has arrived that step, then all wisdom or not completely were unimportant. Even people all around look through do not divulge. 但是当人生走到了那一步,那么一切的智慧与否都已经完全不重要了。甚至周遭的人都是看破不说破了。
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