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#408: The fever is more prosperous


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Latveria published the news, they had determined Tuvalu signed an agreement, had exclusive selling rights the agreement of Beauty X gene. 拉脱维利亚又出新闻了,他们已经确定了图瓦卢签订一份协议,一份包销X美丽基因的协议了。 In this agreement had stipulated Latveria in the 20 year the Beauty X gene sale to Eastern European 30 country's will have the only exclusive right in the future. But region that Eastern European 30 country Latveria's traditional forces range, belonging to Doom can control. 这份协议中规定了拉脱维利亚未来二十年内对东欧三十国的X美丽基因销售具有唯一的垄断权。而东欧三十国正是拉脱维利亚的传统势力范围,属于杜姆可以控制的区域。 Doom made global first to eat the crab the person, time signed New Life X Medicine like first. He made the entire world's vision gather his body again. 杜姆又做了全球第一个吃螃蟹的人,就像第一次签署X新生药剂一样。他再一次让全世界的目光聚集到了他的身上。 He always handles these very matter out of the ordinary, and these matters are violating the traditional powerful nation interests very much obviously, Doom craves in probably looking for trouble. As if looked for trouble the complete significance that was he survives, if in the life did not give US and so on country looked some troublesome, Doom lost the value of existence. 他总是做这些很出格的事情,并且这些事情很明显都是在触犯传统强国利益,杜姆好像就是热衷于找麻烦。似乎找麻烦就是他生存的全部意义了,如果生活中不给美国之类的国家找些麻烦,杜姆就失去了存在的价值。 Therefore online had the netizen to give a new name to Doom: Do - Uncomfortable if unable to give trouble to the US - om. Must say that this view is very explicit. 所以网上有网友给杜姆取了一个新的名字:杜-不给美国找麻烦不舒服斯基-姆。必须要说这种说法还是很明确的。 Why Li Jie must choose Eat Without Fat Gene to take Beauty X medicament the first funds product of selling, but isn't other seems is also very interesting and useful ability? In this has the reason. 李杰为什么要选择吃不胖基因作为X美丽药剂的发售的第一款产品,而不是其他看上去也很有意思并且有用的能力?这里面是有原因的。 Just like he said to Lan, has the obese tendency in this one-third people, 50% people have in the overweight phenomenon state. Obese and loses weight is a topic of not being able to escape. 正如他对所说的,在这个1人有肥胖倾向,一半人有超重现象的国度里。肥胖与减肥是一个逃不开的话题。 However loses weight is very serious words, everybody knows that obese is not good, knows that oneself body weight exceeding the allowed figure can impair the health. However lost weight is too laborious. The lots are unedible, and every day at least must extract for one hour to exercise. 但是减肥是一个很沉重的话,大家都知道肥胖不好,也知道自己体重超标会损害健康。但是减肥太辛苦了。很多东西不能吃,并且每天至少要抽出一个小时来锻炼。 Even if in situation that in the economy and time permit, many people lost weight to be defeated. The reason is very simple, because everybody cannot insist. It is not everyone can insist that a half year of even one year eats not to have what flavor healthy meal, then must do teaches again. 即便是在经济和时间都允许的情况下,还是有很多人减肥失败了。原因很简单,因为大家坚持不下来。不是每个人都能坚持半年甚至一年都吃没有什么味道的健康餐,然后还要做重训的。 The people always have the inertia, loses weight successfully forever compared with losing weight few many of failure. But in US, because fatty quantity are too many, everybody cannot reduce, therefore even had a contradiction to evade the mood. 人总是有惰性的,减肥成功的永远比减肥失败的少的多。而在美国,因为胖子数量太多,大家都减不下来,所以甚至产生了一种抵触逃避情绪。 This resistance is You cannot call my fatty! Otherwise discriminates!】, Some people dare the cursing at people black on the avenue, but nobody dares to curse at people absolutely damned fatty on the avenue. 这种抵触情绪就是【你不许叫我胖子!否则就是歧视!】,有人敢在大街上骂人黑鬼,但是绝对没有人敢在大街上骂人死胖子 This escape had an effect, nobody dares saying that then resembles anything not to exist. This looks like Japan nuclear power stands to be the same, when the government closed one's eyes to the people was saying You cannot see, you cannot see. Has not occurred, has not occurred Probably really anything has not occurred has been same. 这种逃避起了作用,没人敢说了,那么就好像什么都不存在了。这就像是东洋核电站一样,当政府闭起眼睛对着民众说【你们看不见,你们看不见。根本没发生,根本没发生】就好像真的什么都没发生过一样。 Escape is a method, but has evaded the issue also . The complication that because causes obese but the Death population in US is not the small number. 逃避是一种方法,但是逃避了问题还在。因为肥胖引起的并发症而死亡的人数在美国不是小数目。 You said that the US fatty does want to lose weight? Wants thinly to become together Lightning? Is thinks absolutely, but they cannot achieve. 你说美国胖子想不想减肥?想不想要瘦成一道闪电?绝对是想的,只是他们做不到而已。 Looked like leader Adam of parade says: We must eat and drink extravagantly and want to be thin! 就像是游行的领头人亚当所说的:我们要大吃大喝又要瘦下来! Yes, this is this group of fat people's demand. Listens to be very inconceivable, but also is fair. In this case, Eat Without Fat Gene in Beauty X medicament became a rigid demand. Similar to the China person must purchase homes, at least the marriage must purchase homes, rent is the heresy is the same. 是的,这就是这群胖子的诉求。听上去很不可思议,但是却又合情合理。在这种情况下,X美丽药剂中的吃不胖基因就成为了一种刚性需求。就如同中国人一定要买房子,至少结婚一定要买房子,租房是异端邪说一样。 Under the stimulation of movement of this rigid demand, more and more US fat people went to the street to start to express the demand of oneself. This is one country that is fastidious about the interest demand to speak, here does not appreciate hypocritically modest( performance in fact very much wants very much modestly, like new year's celebration you who gets red package from elder hand). 在这种刚性需求的催动下,越来越多的美国胖子走上了街头开始表达自己的诉求。这是一个讲究有利益诉求就讲出来的国家,这里不欣赏假惺惺的“谦虚”(表现的很谦虚实际上很想要,就像过年从长辈手上领红包的你一样)。 We must eat and drink extravagantly, we also want to be thin! We have to purchase the Beauty X gene medicament the right!” The New York street started appear the fatty of small scale to assemble. “我们要大吃大喝,我们也要瘦下来!我们有购买X美丽基因药剂的权利!”纽约街头已经开始出现了小规模的胖子集会了。 Latveria started to sell to inject this medicament, very much situation that the US fat people care about this medicament. More the detail about this medicament was disclosed. 拉脱维利亚已经开始发售注射这种药剂了,美国的胖子们很关心这药剂的情况。更多关于这种药剂的细节被披露了出来。 For example the selling price, a Beauty X gene( ate not fat) medicament set price to be divided the different steps. 比如说售价,一支X美丽基因(吃不胖)药剂的定价被划分成了不同的阶梯。 What is cheapest is 29.9 USD 12 hours of ability attires, 最便宜的是29.9美元一支的12小时能力装, This actually with the 5 ml test attire that the high-quality perfume promotes is a concept. Let the potential customer buy the test attire by the quite inexpensive price first, tries the effect. Naturally, this 29.9 USD inexpensive attire has only been able to support the half-day use, conforms to person who some need to use this ability temporarily. 这其实就和高级香水推出的5ml试用装是一个概念。让潜在客户以比较低廉的价格先买试用装,尝试一下效果。当然了,这种29.9美元的廉价装只能支持半天的使用,符合一些临时需要使用这种能力的人。 Later is half a month uses the attire, the selling price is 99.9 USD. One month of ability use attire, selling price 159.9 USD. Longest three months of use attire, selling price 399.9 USD. 之后则是半个月使用装,售价是99.9美元。一个月能力使用装,售价159.9美元。还有最长的三个月使用装,售价399.9美元 The price said that cheap is not cheap, at least compared with expensive that the Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions sell. However said that expensive is inexpensive, at least compared with the Dawning magic water( skin care water) cheap. 价格说便宜不算便宜,起码比曙光101生发水卖的贵。但是说贵也不贵,至少比曙光魔法水(护肤水)便宜。 This is one has the price of attraction very much, and what is very important is this ability is not the life-long system! 这是一个很有诱惑力的价格,并且很重要的是这种能力并不是终生制的! The representative who at Latveria's product demonstration is responsible for selling has expressed the attitude: This medicament bases on the derivative product that on new life medicine basic develops. It is not permanent transformed ordinary artificial mutant, most can only be makes the average person experience to have the feeling of mutant ability.” 拉脱维利亚的产品发表会上负责销售的代表做出了表态:“这种药剂是基于新生药剂基础上开发出的衍生产品。并非永久性的转化普通人为变种人,最多只能算是让普通人体验一下拥有变种人能力的感觉。” Moreover the use of this medicament is very simple, compares in New Life X Medicine that needs to inject specialized, the beautiful medicament uses with the asthma atomization same usage-style. Only needed to spurt one time through medicament supplementary respirator to oneself the mouth to handle merely. Without any use difficulty. 而且这种药剂的使用很简单,相比于需要专业注射的X新生药剂,美丽药剂采用和哮喘喷雾一样的使用方式。仅仅只需要通过药剂附带的呼吸器对着自己的嘴巴喷一次就搞定了。没有任何使用难度。 After this news announced that many US fat people requested the US Food and Drug Administration to import this medicament. Although said that is not the medicament of life-long ability can make everybody spend more money. 而当这一消息宣布之后,更多的美国胖子要求美国药监局进口这种药剂了。虽然说不是终生能力的药剂会让大家花更多的钱。 However the use of this short-term ability will make also the choice of person diverser, is more convenient. Moreover this has also given up the most people's anxiety, about transforming the anxiety of mutant issue. After all many people to transforming mutant have the resistance. 但是这种短期能力的使用同时也会让人的选择更多样,更便利。而且这也打消了大多数人的一个疑虑,就是关于转化变种人问题的疑虑。毕竟很多人对转化成变种人还是有抵触情绪的。 Although said that has New Life X Medicine, but such is very after all troublesome. 虽然说有X新生药剂,但是那样毕竟很麻烦。 If there is time limit, oneself used for one month then not to use, then can definitely wait for its ability to abate automatically. 如果说是有时限的,自己用了一个月然后不想用了,那么完全可以等它的能力自动消退。 When more and more details were disclosed that China also starts with the Tuvalu contact. They entered engraved pillar regarding this product have appeared enormous interests. 而当越来越多的细节被披露的时候,中国也开始和图瓦卢接触。他们对于这种产品入华表现出了极大的兴趣 Not is only because the control body weight loses weight this reason, the sample medicament that because sends according to Tuvalu has done the experiment, this medicament truly can control the unnecessary nutrition and quantity of heat/calories that the human body does not need every day, particularly the inhibiting ability to fat and pure sugar minute is obvious. 不仅仅是因为控制体重减肥这种原因,因为根据图瓦卢送来的样品药剂做了实验,这种药剂确实能控制人体每天不需要的多余营养和热量,尤其是对油脂和纯糖分的抑制能力明显。 Abandons to lose weight control body weight ability not to discuss, was other characteristics that it displayed is merely appealing enough. Had the medical institution to outline the conception. Can match to treat some chronic illness with this medicament. 抛开减肥控制体重这种能力不谈,仅仅是它表现出来的其他特性就足够吸引人了。已经有医疗机构提出构想。是不是能用这种药剂来搭配治疗一些慢性病。 For example cardiovascular and arteriosclerosis, Three Highs, diabetes, and according to experiment. The patient of this medicament to apositia also has certain function probably, letting them to open the stuttering thing. 比如说心血管和动脉硬化,三高,糖尿病,而且根据实验。这种药剂对厌食症的患者好像也有一定的作用,让他们能开口吃东西了。 This is in X Gene to the self-protection mechanism of body had an effect, according to research discovery. It is not only the unnecessary quantity of heat/calories that removes us not to need every day, will give simultaneously the information to give the brain in the situation that the daily caloric intake will be insufficient, will secrete an appetite of matter promotion person. But under the function of this mechanism made the patient of apositia start to see the hope of cure. 这是X基因里对身体的自我保护机制起了作用,根据研究发现。它不仅仅是排除我们每天不需要的多余热量,同时在每天热量摄取不足的情况下也会传递信息给大脑,分泌一种物质促进人的食欲。而这种机制的作用下让厌食症的患者开始看到了治愈的希望。 This medicament more should have is still studying, however its use will not limit to merely losing weight. 这个药剂更多的应有还在研究,但是它的用处不会仅仅局限于减肥上。 The S.P.E.A.R. network official public platform, C.A.T. has issued the news: By way of the effort research and experiment of this C.A.T. director Meowsla , the Beauty X medicament( eats not fat) not poisons the side effect. This meow by the memorializing the emperor Saint, Saint admiral launches the small scale to test experimental internally. This, meow ~. 神矛局的网络官方公众平台,神猫局发布了消息:经由本神猫局局长喵斯拉的努力研究和试验下,X美丽药剂(吃不胖)无毒害副作用。本喵以启奏圣上,圣上将在国内展开小规模试用试点。钦此,喵~ But China is going small scale the news of experimental this medicament to pass to US is makes many US fat people unable to sit still. 中国将要小规模的试点这种药剂的消息传到美国更是让许多美国胖子坐不住了。 First is Latveria, the present is China. The speed of our country so is why slow!” Rushes to New York to participate in Adam of protest activities to complain in the assembly. Numerous fat also echoed what others say. “先是拉脱维利亚,现在是中国。为什么我们国家的速度就这么慢!”赶到纽约来参加抗议活动的亚当在集会上抱怨着。一众胖胖们也随声附和。 We also want this medicament! We want getting thinner, we want getting thinner, we want getting thinner!” “我们也要这种药剂!我们要变瘦,我们要变瘦,我们要变瘦!” This Fat protest The activity has swept across the US many cities, New York appear this protest is not strange. So long as the police department these fat does not cause trouble, they do not manage. 这【胖胖抗议】活动已经席卷了美国多个城市,纽约出现这种抗议一点都不奇怪。警察部门只要这些胖胖们不闹事,他们也就不管了。 Even many fat police also secretly brought the donut to support the protest of protest fat. 甚至不少胖胖的警察还偷偷的带了甜甜圈去支持抗议的抗议的胖胖们。 However in this protest, a unharmonious matter occurred. 但是就在这场抗议中,一个不和谐的事情发生了。 One crowd of anti- mutant Radical Faction do not know where from flooded into the conference site, and shouted loud: Your this is revolting, surrenders to the enemy! Must destroy the US future! You must transform mutant, you are the humankind rebels!” 一群反变种人激进派不知道从什么地方涌入了会场,并且高声大喊:“你们这是叛变,是投敌!是要毁了美国的未来!你们要转变成变种人,你们是人类的叛徒!” The war is ready to be set off, but the fire of fever that transformation Li Jie said was also more prosperous. 大战一触即发,而李杰所说的变革之火也越烧越旺了。
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