DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#4: Chamberpot youngster


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This brings somewhat like is being the chamberpot youngster Nova of helmet, finally in Laura the explanation of one after another makes him believe by Mindy and under, two little loli do not want to jump from an upper story here, but relaxes in this. You see some people to come out to jump from an upper story are also bringing the potato chips, the marble-shaped chocolate, ice cream these things?” Mindy refers to side oneself has been putting a Walmart shopping bag, inside was just various between-meal snack that purchases from the supermarket. 这个带着有些像是马桶一样头盔的少年新星,最后在被明迪劳拉的轮番解释下才让他相信,两个小萝莉并不是想要在这里跳楼,只是在这散心而已。“你见过有人出来跳楼还带着薯片,巧克力豆,冰淇淋这些东西的吗?”明迪指了指自己身边放着的一个沃尔玛购物袋,里面都是刚刚从超市里采购回来的各种零食。 Un? I am not very definite, I know that certain eastern countries have the custom that ate to the full started off.” Saying of chamberpot youngster very asking for it. “嗯?我不是很确定,我知道某些东方国家有吃饱了才上路的习俗。”马桶头少年非常讨打的说道。 Shut up!” Returning that Mindy is not feeling well has spurted his one. “闭嘴!”明迪非常不爽的回喷了他一句。 Then her high and low took a look at the chamberpot youngster saying: Why can the chamberpot set in the head?” 然后她上下的打量了一下马桶头少年说道:“为什么要把马桶套在头上?” This is not a chamberpot! This is Nova Helmet!” A chamberpot youngster argued. “这不是马桶!这是新星头盔!”马桶头少年辩解到。 Therefore this thing is the main body? You said that you did call Nova to come?” The helmet of Laura somewhat curious tracing chamberpot youngster said. “所以这个东西才是本体?你说你叫新星来着?”劳拉有些好奇的摸了摸马桶头少年的头盔说道。 Because Laura and Mindy two both are the little girls , and appearance is delightful, seems is human and animals harmless that therefore youngster Nova has not prevented Laura to touch the oneself helmet. 因为劳拉明迪两个都是小女孩儿并且都长相甜美可爱,看上去是人畜无害的那种,所以少年新星并没有阻止劳拉自己的头盔。 Un, is this reason, is not because two girls too attractively, oneself has not chatted with such attractive young girl, therefore appears somewhat anxious. 嗯,就是这个原因,才不是因为两个女孩长得太漂亮,自己从来没有和这么漂亮的少女聊天过,所以显得有些紧张呢。 Naturally, oneself has saved these two girls naturally is also the pure life-saving, is not because hero rescues beautiful anything, snort/hum! A 14 year chamberpot youngster so is thinking.( Mindy and Laura this year 13 year.) 当然了,自己来救这两个女孩儿当然也是单纯的救人,才不是因为英雄救美什么的呢,哼!十四岁的马桶头少年如此想着。(明迪劳拉今年十三岁了。) Therefore chamberpot Nova on float chamberpot youngster of flight( outside building: This to not show off), making Laura somewhat curious feels the oneself helmet. cross-shaped red star of Laura on regarding helmet symbolized that feels the interests appearance very much, moreover she cannot fish out this helmet is any material does. 于是马桶新星就悬浮飞行在大厦之外(马桶头少年:这不是为了炫耀),让劳拉有些好奇的摸着自己的头盔。劳拉对于头盔上的十字形红色星星标志很感兴趣的样子,而且她也摸不出这个头盔是什么材料做的。 She is somewhat curious, when a chamberpot youngster has not responded Laura very fast has picked from the head of youngster the helmet, she prepares careful research. 她有些好奇,所以在马桶头少年还没有反应过来的时候劳拉非常快速的把头盔从少年的头上摘了下来,她准备仔细的研究一下。 Hey, a while!” Chamberpot Nova just discovered that head one cool, the oneself belt/bring had been picked in head helmet. “嘿,等会儿!”马桶新星刚刚发现头上一凉,自己带在头上的头盔就已经被摘下来了。 Damn! He cannot the oneself soaring, all abilities be possible from the oneself helmet, to lose the helmet he to be only an ordinary 14 year child! 该死!他可不能自己飞翔,所有的能力可都是来自于自己的头盔,失去了头盔他可就只是一个普通的十四岁的孩子! ~~~!” Therefore does not have any accident/surprise, B that youngster falling fast, the Congo is installing these time has made an exception thoroughly, his rending loudly exclaimed: Help!” The altitude of 70 layers building falls, but meeting deceased person! “啊~~~!”于是没有任何意外的,少年正在飞快的落下,刚果装的b这一次彻底破格了,他撕心裂肺的大吼道:“救命!”七十层楼的高度摔下来可是会死人的! Mindy looked at Laura one, the meaning in look is: Takes a look good deed that you do. 明迪看了劳拉一眼,眼神里的含义是:瞧瞧你干的好事。 Laura returned to her one eyes innocently: I do not know that this boy is only an impressive on the outside but lacking substance, originally the helmet is the main body is coming. 劳拉无辜的回了她一眼:我也不知道这小子只是虚有其表,原来头盔真的是本体来着。 Mindy two people jumps down with Laura, steps on the outer wall glass of building to accelerate, looks like dashes to be the same on the flat land, did not think slightly this is the altitude of 70 layers building, from here looked that the ground the automobile smiles like the ant. 明迪劳拉两人一跃而下,踩踏着大厦的外墙玻璃进行加速,就像是在平地上飞奔一样,丝毫都不觉得这是七十层楼的高度,从这里看地上的汽车就像蚂蚁一样笑。 On speed two people of gravity whereabouts the acceleration in running made two people overtake in addition quickly in the youngster who airborne danced with joy. 重力下落的速度外加上两人在奔跑的时候加速让两人很快的追上了正在空中手舞足蹈的少年。 Mindy treads the outer wall, the whole person leaps, held also had just been away from oneself to have a 10 meter far youngster. Then airborne inconceivable turns around to make an effort, throws the youngster to the position that Laura was. 明迪一踏外墙,整个人一跃而出,一把抓住了刚刚还距离自己米远的少年。然后再空中不可思议的一个转身用力,将少年丢向了劳拉所在的位置。 The youngster looked like a sandbag are passed to the hand of Laura equally, then the Laura arm raised a forcibly youngster upwardly to be lost a 10 several meters altitude. 少年就像是一个沙袋一样被传到了劳拉的手上,然后劳拉手臂一扬一个用力少年又被向上丢出了几米的高度。 Under two glider two people remote controls that then because ignition requires time rushed again, glider just caught the youngster. But another glider caught two girls. 然后因为点火启动需要一点时间的两台滑翼再两人的远程控制下已经赶到,一台滑翼刚好接住了少年。而另外一台滑翼则接住了两个女孩儿。 When returns to the roof, youngster lay on glider has almost not stood including the leg, some of his also dozens trembled. 当回到楼顶的时候,少年趴在滑翼上面差点连腿都站不直了,他还有些打哆嗦呢。 Mindy looked at Laura one: Looked like he explodes weakly.” 明迪看了劳拉一眼:“看起来他弱爆了。” Laura nodded, then she took up that Nova Helmet to take to oneself from the ground, then about has manipulated: Well? Why can't I fly?” 劳拉点了点头,然后她从地上拿起了那个新星头盔自己带上,接着左右摆弄了起来:“咦?为什么我飞不起来?” Mindy picked Nova Helmet from the head of Laura has gotten down takes to oneself: „ Un, 明迪劳拉的头上把新星头盔摘了下来给自己带上:“嗯, I cannot fly. ” This helmet has input my dna, only then I can use.” The voice of youngster inserted, his leg also a little trembles. 我也飞不起来。”“这个头盔录入了我的dna,只有我才能使用。”少年的声音插了进来,他的腿还有点打颤呢。 The altitude of 70 layers building, a 300 many meters high freely falling body, has not frightened the urine to collapse regarding a 14 year child was very strong. 七十层楼的高度,三百多米高度的自由落体,没有吓到尿崩对于一个十四岁的孩子来说已经很坚强了。 It is not everyone can same is without turning a hair with Laura and Mindy, after all this is two unprecedented fierce loli. 不是每个人都能和劳拉明迪一样面不改色的,毕竟这是两只史无前例的凶猛萝莉 ~ Mindy big feeling senseless threw the helmet has given back to the youngster. “切~”明迪大感无趣的把头盔丢还给了少年。 Appearance that not having the helmet can see clearly the youngster, is long much is not charming, but actually appears very pure clean child. 没有头盔可以看清楚少年的样子,一个长得不算多帅气,但是却显得很纯洁干净的孩子。 Thank you had just saved me, I called Sam.” The youngster are making self introduction to two girls. “谢谢你们刚刚救了我,我叫萨姆。”少年对着两个女孩儿做着自我介绍。 Hello, Sam.” Two girls and he greeted, then sat near rooftop to eat between -meal snack. “你好,萨姆。”两个女孩儿和他打了个招呼,然后又坐到了天台边上吃起了零食。 This makes Sam somewhat awkward, was just acting cool is defeated the gauze? 这让萨姆有些尴尬,刚刚是不是装逼失败成纱布? „, Right Sam. Where does your this helmet come?” Mindy eats the potato chips to ask Sam. “哦,对了萨姆。你这头盔是从哪儿来的?”明迪吃着薯片问着萨姆 My father leaves my.” Sam looked at a 300 many meters high height above terrain, clenched teeth not to take the helmet to sit two girls' side, at least he wants to show that oneself had the helmet to turn into a soft egg. Although this type of certificate is useless, two girls do not care. “我父亲留给我的。”萨姆看了一眼三百多米高的离地高度,一咬牙还是没有带上头盔坐到了两个女孩儿的旁边,至少他想证明一下自己不是没有头盔就变成了一个软蛋。虽然他这种证明毫无用处,两个女孩儿根本不在乎。 He and I have told many stories, I formerly have thought he deceived people. About he is young time once in universe, when the Nova justice, cracks down on various evil forces the stories, and named Guardians of the Galaxy the adventurous story of organization.” Sam sits near the tall building does not look down as far as possible downstairs that made the altitude of person dizziness. “他和我讲过很多故事,我从前一直以为他是骗人的。关于他年轻的时候曾经在宇宙中当新星维护正义,打击各种邪恶势力的故事,还有和名叫银河护卫队的组织的冒险故事。”萨姆坐在高楼边上尽量不低头看楼下那令人眩晕的高度。 To this War of New York, I knows that this world has extraterrestrial, perhaps my father has not deceived me. I had found this helmet in the warehouse, it was my father. Now was me, I took it to hope that can help. I heard that New York is very chaotic, many criminals.” “一直到这次纽约之战,我才知道这个世界真的有外星人,也许我的父亲并没有骗我。我在仓库里找到了这个头盔,它原本属于我的父亲。现在属于我了,我带上它希望能够来帮帮忙。我听说纽约很混乱,有很多罪犯。” Perhaps I cannot same become big hero in the universe with my father, but I hope that I can help everybody on Earth.” Sam said here embarrassed flexure scratching the head. “也许我不能和我父亲一样在宇宙中成为大英雄,但是我希望我能够在地球上帮助大家。”萨姆说道这里不好意思的挠了挠头。 Today his first time comes New York, wants to come hero to rescue beautiful, finally anything has not made also to frighten the leg to shake oneself. 今天他第一次来纽约,原本想来个英雄救美,结果什么都没做成还把自己吓到腿抖了。 Your father?” Laura asked one. “你父亲呢?”劳拉问了一句。 He disappears.” Sam low returned to one: Several years ago.” “他不见了。”萨姆低低的回了一句:“在几年前。” „, Sorry.” Laura apologized immediately. “哦,对不起。”劳拉马上道歉到。 No, disappearing that I said is not that meaning. He disappears, I have thought he is only in the school the ordinary school janitor, is responsible for repairing the chamberpot and sewer anything. Before him leaves me to think that he has been weary of that base and low life, therefore has abandoned me and mother, but I want perhaps not to be that simple.” Sam hints Laura not to need to apologize. “不,我说的不见了不是那个意思。他是真的不见了,我一直以为他只是学校里普通的校工,负责修理马桶和下水道什么的。他之前的离开我以为他是厌倦了那种卑微的生活,所以抛弃了我和母亲,但是我想也许不是那么简单。”萨姆示意劳拉不用道歉。 Perhaps by what evil extraterrestrial organization seizing?!” Mindy came interests suddenly: If your father had worked as universe police anything , may have such matter. It looks like such that in the movie develops, before some drug baron looks, once let the police who he suffered loss.” “也许是被什么邪恶的外星组织给捉走了?!”明迪忽然来了兴趣:“如果你的父亲真的曾经当过宇宙警察什么的,可能就会发生这样的事情。就像是电影里面演的那样,某个大毒枭找之前曾经让他吃了苦头的警察。” Sam does not rule out the possibility of the matter Mindy said. 萨姆不排除明迪说的这种事情的可能。 Where do you come?” Mindy somewhat curiously asked. “你从哪里来?”明迪有些好奇的问了一下。 State of Arizona, worry-free town. Slightly very much slightly very small place, you even could not find my hometown from the US map a very much.” Sam somewhat depressed saying. 亚利桑那州,无忧镇。一个很小很小很小的地方,你从美国地图上甚至找不到我的家乡。”萨姆有些郁闷的说道。 worry-free town the population of 3000 person, everybody mutually knew, in the entire town only then a street, only has police captain and two police. I in worry-free town only entertainment place am east a small town very slightly very small slide park, in the town/subdues does not even have the basketball court.” 无忧镇只有不到三千人的人口,大家都相互认识,整个镇子上只有一条街,只有一个警长和两个警察。我在无忧镇唯一的娱乐地点是小镇东边的一个很小很小的滑板公园,镇上甚至没有篮球场。” Like New York, here does not have to exceed the 25 million population, the cargo that here supermarket sells are completely more than our worry-free town. Here also has the nba team, the nfl team, the Yankee team of big alliance. Takes a look car(riage) that on these roads runs, the car(riage) that this 10 several minutes I see are more than in addition that my first half of one's life sees!” Un? Is your first half of one's life probably the 14 year? “不像纽约,这里有超过两千五百万人口,这里一个超市里卖的货物比我们无忧镇全部都要多。这里还有nba球队,nfl球队,还有大联盟的洋基队。瞧瞧这些路上跑的车,这几分钟我见到的车比我前半辈子见的加起来都要多!”嗯?你的前半辈子大概是十四年? In brief sounds Sam very to envy New York. Very normal, to put it bluntly he is only one time arrives at the big city from State of Arizona countryside first, the experience to the big city lively ordinary child. This and is he Nova has not related. 总之听起来萨姆挺羡慕纽约的。很正常,说穿了他只是一个从亚利桑那州乡下第一次来到大城市,见识到大城市繁华的普通孩子。这和他是不是新星没有关系。 Naturally some few words had not said, Sam said embarrassed, worry-free town has not seen pretty the girl like Mindy and Laura. 当然还有一句话没有说,萨姆不好意思说,无忧镇也没有见过像明迪劳拉这样漂亮的女孩儿。 Then you do want to move in New York?” Laura looked at Sam. “那么你想搬来纽约?”劳拉看了一眼萨姆 No.” Sam's replied beyond expectation: worry-free town is my family/home.” “不。”萨姆的回答出乎意料:“无忧镇是我的家。” Laura and Mindy looked at this somewhat pure boy one eyes to smile, this child liked and repugnant all expressions will be placed on the face, false will not do. Truly is simple and honest of countryside child. Mindy and Laura, although the age is smaller than Sam, but they may be the old sinking accidents. 劳拉明迪看了这个有些单纯的男孩一眼笑了出来,这个孩子喜欢的和讨厌的一切表情都会摆在脸上,一点假都不会做。确实是乡下孩子的淳朴。明迪劳拉虽然年纪比萨姆小,但是她们可都是老沉事故。 You? Your skills are not average person have.” Sam is somewhat curious two girls background. “你们呢?你们的身手可不是一般人有的。”萨姆有些好奇两个女孩的来历 „Hasn't fellow, heard New York famous Superordinary Twins?!” Expression that a Mindy boy does not know the limitation. 伙计,没有听说过纽约大名鼎鼎的超凡双生?!”明迪一副小子不识相的语气。 Eh.” Sam truly does not know, he in the ponder must reply appears oneself understands New York very much? “额。”萨姆确实不知道,他在思考要怎么回答才显得自己很了解纽约呢? Ok, does not haggle over with your this countryside child.” Mindy bypassed Sam very much naturally, and said: How to have interests to join our New York famous hero organization? I can inspect you to be member. However the member wants the order of passive obedience organization, can you achieve?” “算了,不和你这个乡下孩子计较。”明迪很大方的绕过了萨姆,并且说道:“怎么样有没有兴趣加入我们这个纽约大名鼎鼎的英雄组织?我可以考察考察你做队员。但是队员要绝对服从组织的命令,你能做到吗?” Really? I can achieve.” Sam has not seen the special smiling face on Mindy face, if Li Jie in definitely knows that Mindy was certainly having any bad idea, pitiful Sam does not know that oneself soon seemed by this human and animals harmless girl selling, but also silly saying: I am willing to join the organization!” “真的?我能做到。”萨姆并没有看见明迪脸上的特殊笑容,如果李杰在的话一定会知道明迪一定又在打什么坏主意了,可怜的萨姆并不知道自己即将被这个看上去人畜无害的女孩给卖了,还傻乎乎的说道:“我愿意加入组织!” Mindy patted the Sam's shoulder saying: Good, child. Introduced with you, I was captain of this organization, you can manage me to call Hit-Girl, this was vice- captain, you can manage her to call Wolf Girl.” 明迪拍了拍萨姆的肩膀说道:“不错,孩子。和你介绍一下,我是这个组织的队长,你可以管我叫超杀女,这是副队长,你可以管她叫狼女。” When then I can see other members?” Participates in a hero organization! Sam appears very excited, who said that the children in big city are not easy getting along with, looked that I did not find to organize now! “那么我什么时候可以见到其他队员?”参加一个英雄组织啊!萨姆显得很兴奋,谁说大城市的孩子不好相处来着,看我现在不就找到组织了吗! One side Laura changes to the face, does not make Sam see that oneself soon could not hold in smiles. 劳拉把脸转到一边去,不让萨姆看到自己已经快要憋不住笑了。 On the Mindy face continues to have smiling face saying: „The members who temporarily organizes are at the inspection stage, they also not through inspection.” 明迪脸上继续带着笑容说道:“暂时组织的队员都处于考察阶段,他们都还没有通过考察。” Therefore, i.e.? Members only then my? But does the leadership have two? Was oneself this by the pit? 所以,这就是说?队员只有我一个?而领导有两个?自己这是被坑了吗? Sam has not thought that the clear this inside matter, Mindy gives him to wrap/sets of his helmet in the head, then serious saying: Just looked you fly is very quick, now this captain has significant quest to give you.” 萨姆还没有想清楚这里面的事情,明迪就把他的头盔给他套在头上,然后一本正经的说道:“刚刚看你飞的挺快的,现在本队长有个重大的任务交给你。” Un? quest, Sam is listening carefully. 嗯?还有任务,萨姆仔细听着。 Has fried chicken of fried chicken shop to be good in Washington, here is the detailed address, I must inspect your flight speed. You need to buy the fried chicken from Washington, but must be hot. Here is 15 block money, many when gives your reward( note: A fried chicken 13 block eight).” “在华盛顿有一家炸鸡店的炸鸡不错,这里是详细的地址,我要考察一下你的飞行速度。你需要从华盛顿把炸鸡买回来,还必须是热的。诺,这里是十五块钱,多的就当给你的奖励(注:炸鸡一只十三块八)。” Therefore just joined Sam of organization not to understand that is how a matter pushed out the execution to inspect flight quest by the leader. 于是刚刚加入组织的萨姆还没明白是怎么一回事就被领导推出去执行考核飞行任务了。 When Sam bought the fried chicken round trip to fly from the Washington fried chicken shop he thinks suddenly: Was oneself swindled? This work is called running about little brother probably! 萨姆华盛顿的炸鸡店买了炸鸡往回飞的时候他忽然想到:自己是不是上当了?这个工作好像叫做跑腿小弟啊! Naturally if wants also to use other names for example: Odd jobs, fellow, outsider wait/etc.. 当然如果愿意的话还可以用其他的称呼比如:杂工,伙计,边缘人等等。
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