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#391: Queen Kitty live transmission


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China. 中国 Now a China network ebullition. Although said that this world is the Earth village, although everybody said that the network does not have the national boundary. 现在中国网络一片沸腾。虽然说这个世界已经是地球村了,虽然大家都说网络无国界。 However has network Great Wall existence of together in China. This Great Wall reaches as high as the 200 many meters, the ground with the cornerstone construction of magic engraved inscription, the upper layer forms the cold ice casting with extremely north the hydrogel. This Great Wall has resisted inside and outside the wall different ghost. 但是在中国还是有一道网络长城的存在。这道长城高达两百多米,地基是用魔法铭文的基石构建,上层则是用极北之水冻结成寒冰铸造。这道长城抵挡了墙内外的异鬼。 Right, is that gadget in A Song of Fire and Ice. The function of network Great Wall in the Great Wall with A Song of Fire and Ice has the same use. The different ghosts want to turn the wall to use named vpn artifact. 没错,就是冰与火之歌中的那个玩意儿。网络长城的作用就和冰与火之歌中的长城有着一样的用处。异鬼们想要翻墙必须要使用一个名为vpn的神器 Regarding whom is the different ghost, who is a savage, who is the humankind three, everybody has debated unceasingly. 只是对于谁是异鬼,谁是野人,谁是人类这三者,大家一直争论不休。 The Great Wall different ghost files outside the wall, has protected wall inside person to be exempt from devastation of outside strong winds storm. The Great Wall has detained actually the different ghosts, has protected wall outside person. Enable them avoid to be hit by different ghosts? Delight that because the different ghosts kill one another in the wall. 长城到底是把异鬼档在了墙外,保护了墙里面的人免受外面狂风暴雪的摧残。还是说长城其实是把异鬼都圈禁了起来,保护了墙外面的人。让他们可以免于被异鬼们袭击?因为异鬼都在墙里自相残杀的不亦乐乎。 Who is whose flood beast? This was very perhaps difficult answer a matter. However since the wall exists, then some room partitions or exist. 到底谁是谁的洪水猛兽?这恐怕是很难有答案的一件事了。不过墙既然存在,那么一些隔断还是存在的。 For example this Kitty is a guest of the China Douyu live transmission platform, this matter does not have the global advocacy. Or has not propagandized intentionally. For hits a time difference, hits certain person one to be caught off guard. 比如说这一次凯蒂做客中国斗鱼直播平台,这件事并没有全球宣传。或者说是故意没有宣传的。为的就是打一个时间差,打某些人一个措手不及。 This age is in vogue from the media, network medium already exceptionally developed. 这个年代自媒体盛行,网络媒介已经异常发达。 Traditional press conference convenes requires very long setup time, and beforehand also needs to disclose some information to the media. Even if must make the security not to have the means to achieve minutely completely. 传统新闻发布会召开需要很长的准备时间,并且事先还需要对媒体透露一些信息。即便是要做保密也没有办法做到完全的周详。 However the live transmission platform is different, this is one not that official, can say the unofficial place. Here has face/color price/value the anchor to sell to sprout/moe, will play singing of Music to shoot Jean. 但是直播平台不一样,这是一个不那么官方,可以说非正式的地方。在这里有颜值主播卖卖萌,会玩音乐的唱歌弹 Plays the game to hang very much or thinks that the person live transmission games technology of skirt, so forth waits very much. 还有玩游戏很吊或者说自以为很屌的人直播游戏技术,诸如此类等等。 But now live transmission profession is at a golden age, frequently counts million to count the whatever happens|10 million audience to count pulls up a propaganda sufficiently. 而现在直播行业正处在一个黄金时代,动辄数百万千万的观众数足以拉起一次舆论宣传。 In one was not in that official platform said that some not that official words, all will have the leeway of rotation like this. 在一个并不是那么官方的平台上说一些不那么官方的话,这样一切都会有回转的余地。 Kitty this time live transmission in fact is the result that Li Jie before and Professor Charles discussed. 凯蒂这一次的直播实际上是李杰之前和查尔斯教授商量的结果。 Professor Charles: We need to hold a press conference, announced about New Life X Medicine in Beauty Plan the product. However the release conference cannot be too official, the too official words appear any deviation will be very easy to trigger the strong reaction in the future.” 查尔斯教授:“我们需要开一个新闻发布会,公布关于x新生药剂美丽计划的产品。但是发布会不能太正式,太正式的话将来出现任何的偏差很容易引起强烈的反弹。” At the official release conference, all words that Kitty spoke very probably turns into the official national manifesto. Said that cannot change. However we need to probe first all parties to the response of this matter.” Professor Charles somewhat worried was saying to Li Jie. “在正式的发布会上,凯蒂说的一切话都很可能变成正式的国家宣言。说出去就不能改了。但是我们需要先试探一下各方对这件事的反应。”查尔斯教授有些苦恼的对着李杰说道。 You thought how we should handle this matter, the propaganda are the matters that you most excel.” “你觉得我们应该怎么处理这件事,宣传是你最擅长的事情了。” Regarding the praise of Professor Charles, Li Jie not hypocritical modesty. Because he truly is good at propagandizing. Does not need to disguise oneself not to be an expert. 对于查尔斯教授的夸奖,李杰没有假惺惺的谦虚。因为他确实很擅长宣传啊。没必要假装自己不在行。 After hearing the question of Professor Charles, Li Jie without hesitation immediately replies: Then on live transmission!” 在听到查尔斯教授的疑问之后,李杰不假思索的立刻回答到:“那就直播吧!” Yes, lives in Internet age, Li Jie is not one does not know person who is accommodating. Before to improve the Tuvalu's image made numerous X-Men make a debut to become the idol. 是的,生活在网络时代,李杰并不是一个不知道变通的人。之前就为了改善图瓦卢的形象而让一众x战警出道成为偶像。 His too clear present this world, the strength of emerging media emerging information. The mouthpiece of conventional media was being dominated by the politicians firmly. 他太清楚现在这个世界,新兴媒体新兴资讯的力量了。传统媒体的喉舌被政客们牢牢的把持着。 But the new media have are the oneself freedom. But what is most important, this platform has the considerable audience, moreover here the speech does not need that officially. The words that was really not good can also saying received, most loses individual face, but not on behalf of country. 而新生媒体则还有着一些属于自己的自由。而最重要的是,这个平台有相当的受众,而且在这里说话不需要那么正式。实在不行也可以把说的话收回去,最多就是丢个人的脸,而不会代表国家。 In consulted after S.P.E.A.R., they have arranged a such webcast. But Douyu spent huge price to snatch the right of this live transmission. 在和神矛局协商之后,他们安排了一次这样的网络直播。而斗鱼花费了巨大的代价抢到了这次直播的权利。 This is the Mutant Queen first time webcast! If by the panda of enemy tower, canine tooth, war flag anything robbing, that must divvy up many current capacities! 这可是变种人女王的首次网络直播啊!要是被敌台的熊猫,虎牙,战旗什么的给抢走了的话,那要分掉多少流量啊! Although does not know that Kitty wants live transmission anything, 虽然不知道凯蒂想要直播什么, However this does not hinder the Douyu high-level enthusiasm. Small company that this is arranging to go on the market is not worrying more bigger topics. This time must do well, perhaps did not use in Shanghai stock market Shenzhen stock market went on the market, we went to NASDAQ to license directly! Queen Kitty live transmission. This one hear very much has topical. Must know China, but troop face/color Zhikong, but Kitty obviously is a big beautiful woman. 但是这并不妨碍斗鱼高层的热情啊。这家正在筹备上市的小公司正愁没有更多更大的话题呢。这次要是弄好了,说不定不用在沪市深市上市了,咱们直接去纳斯达克挂牌!凯蒂女王的直播。这个一听就很有话题性。要知道中国可是有一大群颜值控的,而凯蒂明显是一个大美女。 As the mutant largest countries, Kitty specially has also cleared the SINA.com micro blog. Occasionally exposes to the sun her daily photo, for example exposed to the sun a next today to eat very delicious good food, below had one group of people to leave a message: I must eat. 作为变种人数量最多的国家,凯蒂还专门开通了新浪微博。偶尔晒一下她的日常照,比如说晒一下今天吃到了很好吃的美食,下面就有一群人留言:我也要吃。 Then is exposing to the sun a next today to receive the wool suiting coat feeling that the good friend has delivered to be quite warm, below one group of people leave a message: The good happiness, to seek the Taobao same funds. 然后在晒一下今天收到了好朋友送的呢子大衣感觉好温暖,下面又有一群人留言:好幸福,求淘宝同款。 Many people did not care about Kitty to make anything in any case, so long as she can well the powder. In addition the Kitty Mutant Queen status, one hear compels the standard is very high, that wanted the powder. This passer-by powder many serious. 反正很多人并不在乎凯蒂真的做了什么,只要她长得好就可以粉了。再加上凯蒂变种人女王的身份,一听逼格就很高,那就更要粉了。这种路人粉多的不得了。 Say nothing of Kitty itself truly is a man of action, has the oneself charm. Now before the Kitty micro blog enters the SINA.com micro blog, rank of 10. 更不用说凯蒂本身确实是一个实干家,有着自己的魅力。现在凯蒂的微博都杀入新浪微博前的排名了。 This kind of big does come the Douyu live transmission, Douyu to be able not to be careful? To support to the Kitty first inferior live transmission, Douyu also specially invited 【A Douyu mother Chen sends is the Kitty warm field. 这样一个大咖来斗鱼直播,斗鱼能不上心吗?为了给凯蒂第一次直播捧场,斗鱼还特别请来了【斗鱼一妈】陈一发儿为凯蒂暖场。 Senior artist Chen of people sent spoke two oneself most adept crosstalks, after singing oneself again is not very adept «Once Upon A Time», adopted son humph in day after day barrage left the stage in several million honorably. 人民的老艺术家陈一发儿讲了两段自己最拿手的相声,再唱了一段自己不是很拿手的《童话镇》之后,在几百万“干儿子”哦嚯连天的弹幕中光荣退场。 Because this is a live transmission of content security, therefore many people clearly did not have anything. In fact now Douyu has given Kitty all recommendation positions, and to all looked the people who live transmission pushed Mutant Queen Kitty is a guest of the Douyu live transmission News. 因为这是一场内容保密的直播,所以很多人都不清楚发生了什么。实际上现在斗鱼将所有的推荐位都给了凯蒂,并且对所有看直播的人都推送了【变种人女王凯蒂做客斗鱼直播】的消息。 But at the same time, X-Men three squads New Generation Core Strength Phoenix Squad All members had issued the oneself micro blog news, they renewed an important message in the China SINA.com micro blog particularly: The Mutant Queen Kitty first inferior webcast, supports, repeater, collection. 而在同一时刻,x战警的三个小队【新世代】【中坚力量】【凤凰小队】所有的成员都发布了自己的微博消息,尤其是他们在中国的新浪微博上更新了一个重要的消息:变种人女王凯蒂第一次网络直播,支持,转发,收藏。 These may be in the fans quantity whatever happens|10 million big V. Late at night the time sends instant noodles the picture to have 10 tens of thousands the people of reprint quantity existences. 这些可都是粉丝数量上千万的大v啊。深夜时候发一张泡面的照片都能有几万转载量存在的人啊。 The result that these people simultaneously catch up was almost in the flash, in the China network knew an important matter. That was Kitty must open live transmission! The heat of this news searched for looks like rides the rocket to rush to the hundred heat to search for the list equally fast first. 这些人同时发力的结果就是几乎在一瞬间,中国的网络上都知道了一件大事。那就是凯蒂要开直播了!这新闻的热搜就像是坐火箭一样快速的冲到了度热搜榜的第一 When Kitty sits carefully has designed among the live transmissions, here light by the lighting engineer arrangement of Hollywood rank, photographs the equipment to take the photographer adjustment of Oscar best cinematography prize level. The microphone debugging of Grammy rank. 凯蒂坐在精心设计过的直播间里,这里的灯光是由好莱坞级别的灯光师布置的,拍摄设备是拿着奥斯卡最佳摄影奖水平的摄影师调整的。还有格莱美级别的话筒调试。 Kitty turns on the camera to look at oneself in live transmission picture, her oneself was shocked. Is this prosperous times beautiful face really oneself? 凯蒂打开摄像头看着直播画面中的自己,她自己都愣住了。这盛世美颜真的是自己 Is the person photography picture attractive besides inborn look, most important is the light, the pickup device, the photograph angle, put on make-up. 人拍摄画面好不好看除了天生相貌以外,最重要的就是灯光,摄像设备,摄像角度,还有化妆了。 But today is Kitty manages all these came from Hollywood most top that group of people. One six points( perfect score very) the look female, can present through various methods in the movie theater in this crowd of manpower eight points of level. 而今天为凯蒂操持这一切的都是来自好莱坞顶级的那批人。一个只有六分(满分十分)相貌的女子,在这群人手里通过各种手段都能在电影院里呈现出八分的水平。 Say nothing of the Kitty look at least is 8.5 this standard. In addition one of the people entire incite, is opening the live transmission the flash, the Kitty prosperous times beautiful face instantaneous explosive table. 更不用说凯蒂的相貌至少是8.5分这个水准的。再加上这些人的一整鼓捣,在打开直播的一瞬间,凯蒂的盛世美颜瞬间爆表。 When her god, among the entire live transmissions actually has exploded the pot. Barrage run all over the place. 就在她愣神的时候,整个直播间却炸了锅了。弹幕满天飞。 Day! Really is Queen Kitty!” “天呐!真的是凯蒂女王!” Lying trough! queen honorable person such attractive? Such is photogenic? The appearance of her live transmission makes the picture the appearance more attractive than her!” “卧槽!女王真人这么漂亮的吗?这么上相的吗?她直播的样子比她拍照片的样子还漂亮啊!” „It is not good, is not good, my love.” “不行了,不行了,我恋爱了。” Mom, screen opposite that female she pulls up me!” “妈妈,屏幕对面的那个女的她撩我!” queen, I must live the monkey with you!” 女王,我要和你生猴子!” All kinds of barrage run all over the place, although does not know that Kitty wants live transmission anything. However everybody thought that can calmly look the prosperous times beautiful face of Kitty was good. 各种各样的弹幕满天飞,虽然不知道凯蒂要直播什么。但是大家觉得能静静地看凯蒂的盛世美颜就好了。 But Kitty besides from the beginning god, her quick recovers. She is the first inferior webcast, a little feels helpless. She looked up, Li Jie outside the glass wall between live transmissions was standing there, compares the thumb to her. And told her with mouth: You can be good! 凯蒂除了一开始愣神以外,她很快的就回过神来。她还是第一次网络直播,有点不知所措。她抬头看了看,在直播间的玻璃墙外李杰正站在那儿,对她比了比大拇指。并且用嘴型告诉她:你能行的! Kitty deeply inspired, good, has made these many to prepare. Does not have the truth to be incorrect. 凯蒂深吸了一口气,好吧,已经做了这么多准备了。没有道理不行的。 Kitty adjusts the mood, was waving then to say in a spoken language of standard radio announcer first-class standard spoken Chinese level to the camera: Welcome everybody to arrive among my live transmissions, I am come from the Tuvalu's new female anchor, Kitty Pryde.” 凯蒂将心情调整好,然后对着摄像头挥了挥手接着用一口标准的播音员甲等普通话水平的口语说道:“欢迎大家来到我的直播间,我是来自图瓦卢的新女主播,凯蒂-普莱德。” After Kitty this standard standard spoken Chinese said that among entire live transmissions instantaneous peaceful a while. Then barrage explosion between entire live transmissions again. 凯蒂这一口标准的普通话说出来以后,整个直播间瞬间安静了一会儿。然后整个直播间的弹幕再一次的爆炸。 Sees only full screen 666666 have flown, what to be long unable to see clearly including the face of Kitty. 只见满屏的“666666”飞过,连凯蒂的脸长什么样都看不清了。 But this is the effect that Li Jie and Kitty need. This propaganda needs to make everybody bring to the attention. In order to flatters the China water friend, Kitty goes specially Study Standard spoken Chinese. 而这正是李杰凯蒂需要的效果。这一次的宣传需要让大家引起注意。为了能够讨好到中国的水友,凯蒂特别去【学】了普通话。 Naturally, her Study law is not quite same as others. She does not go to school from the textbook. But made professor download one set of daily Chinese word usage toward her brain in directly. Yes, Professor Charles has this ability, he can the brains of other people, when the USB uses. However he does not recommend this usage-style, because the brain insufficiently formidable person will burn down the brain directly. 当然,她的【学】法和别人不太一样。她并不是从课本上学。而是让教授直接往她大脑里下载了一套日常汉语用词。是的,查尔斯教授有这个能力,他能把其他人的大脑当u盘来用。但是他不推荐这种使用方式,因为大脑不够强大的人会直接把大脑烧掉。 Moreover this is a cheating behavior. But Professor Charles teacher, if not need, he hopes that student masters the knowledge through the study. Because only then the study mastered knowledge, you can really understand it. Pure downloading is just a reread machine. 而且这是一种作弊行为啊。查尔斯教授可是老师啊,如果没有必要,他更希望学生通过学习来掌握知识。因为只有学习掌握了的知识,你才能真正的了解它。单纯的下载只不过是一台复读机而已。 However the thing of language class did not matter, in any case is not the preparation becomes the big translator or the big writer. So long as can learn the date general service word to be good. But now, Kitty cheats study Chinese has played the role. 不过语言类的东西就无所谓了,反正又不是准备成为大翻译家或者大文学家。只要能学会日常用词就好了。而现在,凯蒂作弊学来的中文发挥了作用。
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