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#366: New York big risk of Star Lord Quill

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Stands in the New York Times Square center, the Star Lord Quill mood surges. Under the arrangement of Illuminati, Quill set foot on the Earth's land again, the body is also bringing Li Jie individual support 50,000 USD. 站在纽约时代广场的中央,星爵奎尔心情激荡。在光照会的安排下,奎尔再一次踏上了地球的土地,身上还带着李杰个人支援的五万美元。 „Earth ~ my hometown, my mother, I came back!” Stood in the Times Square midpoint, Quill has sent out the call from heart of hearts. His deep breath, is feeling on the US land the air of freedom and democracy. “地球啊~我的故乡,我的母亲,我又回来了！”站在时代广场的正中央,奎尔发出了来自内心深处的呐喊。他深深的呼吸着,感受着美国土地上自由民主的空气。 But his call causes looking askance of countless passer-by, but also is looks askance. After all here is New York, here is Times Square, the appear any strange people are not strange. 而他的这种呐喊引得无数路人的侧目,不过也就是侧目而已。毕竟这里是纽约,这里是时代广场,出现什么奇怪的人都不奇怪。 Has a look, just also two stormtrooper assassinated the Sith Emperor program. Star Wars that referred to erratically to just screen 8 created the propaganda to drum up support. 看看,刚刚还有两个暴风兵刺杀西斯大帝的戏码呢。指不定就是为了刚上映的星球大战8做宣传造势。 But the fellow of this wear red leather clothing jacket is another wave propagandizes. However this propaganda is a little not distracted, wears a leather jacket the makeup not, read one 【Earth ~ my hometown, my mother, I came back!】 Do the lines disguise as extraterrestrial? 而这个穿着红皮衣夹克的家伙又是另一波来宣传的。不过这个宣传有点不走心啊,穿着个皮夹克连妆都不化,念一句【地球啊~我的故乡,我的母亲,我又回来了！】的台词就来假扮外星人吗？ Too the vegetable/dish, when isn't the Hollywood film executive such distracted? 太菜了吧,好莱坞的片商什么时候这么不走心了？ Was regarded Star Lord Quill of extra affecting by other people's mood by a passer-by. Returns to Earth one to come New York rarely particularly, he must stroll New York well! 被一众路人当成了临时演员的星爵奎尔一点都没有被他人的情绪给影响到。难得回地球一趟尤其是来纽约一趟,他可是要好好的逛一逛纽约呢！ Said, he leaves the Earth's time age is very young . Moreover the place that lives is also a small place. Although these years are widely traveled in Milky Way Galaxy, experience excessively lots. However regarding Earth, this place is familiar and strange to Quill. 说真的,他离开地球的时候年纪还很小,而且生活的地方也是个小地方。虽然这些年在银河系里走南闯北,见识过很多东西。但是对于地球,这个地方对奎尔来说熟悉又陌生。 Here is his hometown right, but he does not have truly has experienced this hometown true. Therefore Li Jie has given Star Lord an opportunity of junketing specially. 这里是他的家乡没错,但是他却没有真正的见识过这个家乡的真正面貌。所以李杰特意给了星爵一个公费旅游的机会。 50,000 USD in US wave several days, was enough, can live was very natural. 五万美元在美国浪几天,足够了,可以活的很潇洒了。 Star Lord Quill the travel of turning wave starts from Times Square nearby hot dog booth. 星爵奎尔的翻浪之旅从时代广场旁边的热狗摊开始。 „, This type of hot dog I have not seen, formerly had eaten me is bigger.” Star Lord standing quite interesting looks at the hot dog that the vendor sells in front of the stall, said also while gesture length: „I remember that the hot dog isn't such big? You sell is really hot dog?” What Star Lord is probably about the 10 centimeter length. “哦,这种热狗我没有见过呢,比我从前吃过的都要大。”星爵饶有趣味的站在小摊面前看着摊主卖的热狗,一边说还一边比划长度:“我记得热狗不都是这么大吗？你卖的真的是热狗吗？”星爵比划的是大概十厘米左右的长度。 The vendors looked at Star Lord one, then replied with the nasal sound: „What I sell is the hot dog of Frankfurt intestines, in the signboard writes. It is not all sausages and your short equally.” 摊主看了星爵一眼,然后用鼻音回答:“我卖的是法兰克福肠的热狗,招牌上写着呢。不是所有的香肠都和你的一样短。” The Frankfurt intestines have the 20 centimeter, truly must grow much compared with the common sausage. However Star Lord thought that this does open the vendor of stall a little to be probably arrogant? He thought that I can't afford his sausage? Why can speak to me with the nasal sound? 法兰克福肠有二十厘米,确实比一般的香肠要长出不少。但是星爵觉得这个开小摊的摊主好像有点盛气凌人？他是觉得我买不起他的香肠吗？为什么要用鼻音跟我说话？ „The Frankfurt intestines are the Germany taste, here also sells to fry the black pudding and fries the pickled cabbage, authentic Germany vegetable/dish.” The vendors continue to speak with the nasal sound: „You are only have not seen these.” “法兰克福肠是德国口味,我这里还卖煎血肠和煎酸菜,正宗的德国菜。”摊主继续用鼻音说话:“你只是没有见过这些而已。” „Ha! Who said that I haven't seen?” Star Lord has thought in Pluto Star Port these happy days and sumptuous food: „Black pudding and pickled cabbage I have eaten! Radically is not the Germany vegetable/dish, is that the China Northeastern Chinese cuisine not? The pickled cabbage white meat cooks the black pudding. Was right, they manage this to call to kill the pig vegetable/dish.” “哈！谁说我没有见过？”星爵想到了在冥王星星港的那些开心日子和丰盛的食物:“血肠和酸菜我吃过！根本就不是德国菜,那是中国东北菜不是吗？酸菜白肉炖血肠。哦对了,他们管这叫杀猪菜。” „Fart!” The vendors seem to Star Lord did not agree that the view feeling of oneself is very annoyed: „Black pudding and pickled cabbage are Germany!” “放屁！”摊主看上去对星爵不同意自己的看法感觉很恼火:“血肠和酸菜是德国的！” „Is China!” “是中国的！” „Is Germany!” “是德国的！” „Is China!” “是中国的！” The vendors point at the nose of Quill saying: „Are you also American, were you patriotic!” 摊主指着奎尔的鼻子说道:“你还是不是美国人,你还爱不爱国了！” Star Lord touches the nose, right, oneself is American. However this and pickled cabbage black pudding is that country has the relations? Moreover oneself left Earth these many years, has worked as the internationalism soldier. Regarding nationality anything, Star Lord does not care from the start. How long he does not have with enough time on the school study, he even carries does not leave state leader of outside US besides Washington and Lincoln. 星爵摸了摸鼻子,对哦,自己是美国人。不过这和酸菜血肠是那个国家的有关系吗？再者说了自己离开地球这么多年,一直都是当国际主义战士。对于国籍什么的,星爵压根就不在意。他没有来得及在学校上多久的学,他甚至背不出美国除了华盛顿和林肯以外的国家领导人。 Moreover a matter that Star Lord Quill most likes was other people slapping in the face artillery, particularly on Earth. Earthling always very genial not. Often does not copy the fellow to begin like these extraterrestrial with their slapping in the face artillery. 而且星爵奎尔最喜欢的一件事就是和他人打嘴炮了,尤其是在地球上。地球人总是很和善的不是吗。和他们打嘴炮不像那些外星人一样动不动就抄家伙动手。 When Star Lord and vendor slapping in the face artillery seeks pleasure, the vendor looks that oneself said Star Lord simply came out from the stall, in the hand is also taking an iron shovel of stainless steel manufacture, his facial features anger thrives. 就在星爵和摊主打嘴炮取乐的时候,摊主看着自己说不过星爵就干脆从摊位后面出来了,手上还拿着一个不锈钢制作的铁铲,他面容怒气勃发。 „Pickled cabbage black pudding is Germany!” Roared to throw. Star Lord turns around to run. “酸菜血肠是德国的！”一声怒吼就要扑了上来。星爵转身就跑。 Aiya, Earth is not very genial? How a word at earliest convenience do not start, when Earthling became such violence. After running several hundred meter Star Lord have thrown off the vendor, just ran up to an entrance of theater. 哎呀,地球不是很和善的吗？怎么一言不合就要开打,什么时候地球人变得这么暴力了。跑了几百米星爵甩掉了摊主之后刚好跑到了一家影院的门口。 The theater outer wall is pasting huge poster «Star Wars: The Last Jedi». 影院外墙贴着巨幅的海报《星球大战:最后的绝地武士》。 „, This movie left eighth.” Star Lord thinks a little inconceivable, because he reads the 70s old version Star Wars trilogy in childhood, read the new trilogy in Pluto Star Port. Behind looked at the motive power to awaken with Rogue One. “哇,这电影已经出到了第八部了吗。”星爵觉得有一点不可思议,因为他小时候看着七十年代的老版星球大战三部曲,在冥王星星港又看了新三部曲。后面又看了原力觉醒和侠盗一号。 Finally now left «The Last Jedi», Star Lord liked the star fighting the series, after all childhood recollection. However watched eight Star Wars movies , after continuously Star Lord was aesthetically weary. 结果现在又出了《最后的绝地武士》,原本星爵是非常喜欢星战系列的,毕竟童年回忆嘛。但是连续看了八部星球大战电影之后星爵已经审美疲劳了。 Especially the newest two motive powers awaken with Rogue One, Rogue One does not raise, what motive power awakening racket is what? However as the childhood mood, Star Lord could not bear take out money to buy a ticket finally to look impulsive. 尤其是最新两部的原力觉醒和侠盗一号,侠盗一号不提了,原力觉醒拍的是个啥？不过作为童年情怀,星爵最后还是忍不住冲动掏钱买票去看了。 Was two -and-a-half hour of view shades of finished, Quill was foul-mouthed walked from the theater: „My TXD, later will not spend to sell for the childhood mood only. What this racket is anything! This movie cannot send to Nova Corps!” 长达两个半小时的观影结束,奎尔骂骂咧咧的从影院走了出来:“我TXD,以后在也不会为了童年情怀花钱卖单了。这拍的是个啥啊！这电影不能送去新星军团！” When Quill walks while scolded, one crowd puts on the star to fight the star of COS uniform/subdue to fight the fan exactly to hear. Dresses up the Sith Emperor person to point at Quill to say loudly: „Wait, what you just said is anything! Some courage were saying.” 就在奎尔一边走一边骂的时候,一群穿着星战COS制服的星战迷恰好听到。一个打扮成西斯大帝的人指着奎尔大声说道:“等等,你刚刚说的是什么！有胆子在说一遍。” „The rottenness of patting cannot say?” Resentment that Quill is relentless. “拍的烂不许说的吗？”奎尔毫不留情的怼了回去。 „Shut up! You are want to ruin the Star Wars series, ruins the childhood moods of countless person, ruins the foundation of US movie?” Sith Emperor exceedingly indignant. “住口！你是想要毁掉星球大战系列,毁掉无数人的童年情怀,毁掉美国电影的根基吗？”西斯大帝无比愤怒。 „Ha?! Hits thing that childhood mood is cheating out of money, destroyed has destroyed. Destroys to play with the new ability to make that thoroughly is better.” Quill does not care about the views of these people completely, I am the internationalism soldier! “哈？！打着童年情怀来骗钱的东西,毁了就毁了吧。彻底毁掉弄新的才能弄得更好。”奎尔完全不在意这些人的看法,我是国际主义战士啊！ „Shut up! I thought that you are want to ruin US!” Sith Emperor waves, several same places stormtrooper started to clash to Star Lord Quill. “住口！我看你是想要毁掉美国！”西斯大帝一挥手,好几个一起跟着来的暴风兵开始对着星爵奎尔冲了过来。 Mother! Now Earthling such violence? Spoke thoughtlessly two raised to the plane of political principle must begin. Quill turns around to run, was not worried that hits but feared that is not careful these vulnerable compatriots killing. This is the truth, as fellow who year to year mingles among various interstellar danger zones, the Star Lord battle efficiency is not these average people can compare. 妈呀！现在地球人都这么暴力的吗？随口说两句就上纲上线还要动手了。奎尔转身就跑,不是担心打不过而是怕不小心把这些脆弱的同胞给打死。这是实话,作为一个常年混迹星际各种危险地带的家伙,星爵的战斗力不是这些普通人可以比的。 ...... …… „Aha!” Star Lord both hands fork waist stands in New York City some high-rise construction sighs: „New York was too fearful. Here person is unfriendly, considers as finished or goes to the rural area. Was right, said that must see Sam, discussed about joining the Nova Corps matter with him.” “啊哈！”星爵双手叉腰站在纽约市的某个高层建筑感叹道:“纽约太可怕了。这里的人一点都不友好,算了还是去农村吧。哦对了,说起来还要去见一下萨姆,和他谈一下关于加入新星军团的事情。” „Was right, does he live in State of Arizona? Does not know that can pass by Las Vegas?” Star Lord Quill had heard Las Vegas in childhood, but had not experienced. This time wants to go to experience really very much, even if did not pass by, Quill can also make oneself pass by. “对了,他住在亚利桑那州？不知道会不会路过拉斯维加斯？”星爵奎尔小时候就听说过拉斯维加斯,但是一直没有见识过。这次是真的很想去见识一下,就算不路过,奎尔也是可以让自己路过的嘛。 PS: Book friend Happy New Year, from 1st to 7 th was the double monthly ticket dates. Asked everybody to have the book friend of monthly ticket vigorously to support! PS:各位书友新年快乐,从一号到七号乃是双倍月票日。请各位有月票的书友大力支持啊！
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