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#363: Who is digging a pit, who is jumping?

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Saw that Loji goes beyond the Li Jie expectation completely the matter, since Dark Elf invasion plan, because after Mandarin attacks New York to do the change has reached a deadlock, Li Jie in fact and Loji's contact becomes is short. 见到洛姬是完全超出李杰预料的事情,自从黑暗精灵入侵计划因为满大人进攻纽约而做了更改搁浅之后,李杰实际上和洛姬的联络就变得少了。 Especially previous time in Asgard his impudent and shameless has been saying to Loji: „I and Tony said that was Asgard's second princess has fallen in love with me.” These words later Li Jie was almost hacked to death by Loji. 尤其是上次在阿斯加德他厚颜无耻的对着洛姬说过:“我和托尼说了,是阿斯加德的二公主爱上了我。”这句话之后李杰差一点被洛姬砍死。 Is true hacking to death, but does not crack a joke, but has controlled the oneself anger not to have really Sword of Truth inserting the Li Jie's chest to final moment Loji finally. 是真正的砍死而不是开玩笑,只是到了最后的关头洛姬最后控制住了自己的火气才没有真的把真实之剑给插进李杰的胸膛。 Li Jie after the there can hide regarding Loji hides, does not reveal compared with deep conceals has hidden the thoughts in Loji of heart of hearts. Straightforward BOY Thor must come many that is easy getting along with. 从那儿以后李杰对于洛姬还是能躲就躲,比起深藏不露一直把心思藏在内心深处的洛姬。还是耿直BOY托尔要来的好相处的多。 Why attracted several female attention regarding oneself, moreover does not know completely oneself has made the mistake anything's Thor, he very straightforward has self-examined oneself: „What have I made the mistake? Does not know!” Look, this honest and good-natured person most suits, when the brothers worked as the friend. 对于自己为什么吸引到了好几个女性的关注,而且完全不知道自己做错了什么的托尔,他非常耿直的自问过自己:“我做错了什么吗？不知道啊！”瞧,这种老实人最适合当兄弟当朋友了。 Although female attire Loji is attractive, however her feelings are too many, made that will not be given to buy by her well also said not necessarily. Li Jie had thought female Loji may in male Loki compared with movie probably come many that is hard to ponder over. 女装洛姬虽然漂亮,但是她的心肠太多,弄得不好就会被她给买了也说不一定。李杰一直觉得女洛姬可比电影里的男洛基要来的难以琢磨的多。 Always is not fully correct her wants anything at heart, when Loji appear in Li Jie and at present said to him: „Dark Elf had new trend.” These words time, Li Jie has not responded all of a sudden. 总是猜不透她的心里想要什么,所以当洛姬出现在李杰眼前并且对他说道:“黑暗精灵有了新的动向。”这句话的时候,李杰一下子没有反应过来。 He has gawked the god: „What and what?” 他愣了愣神:“什么什么和什么？” Loji white Li Jie: „I said the Dark Elf's matter. Moreover you have stopped up the gate not to plan that makes your guest enter the room?” 洛姬白了李杰一眼:“我说黑暗精灵的事情。而且你一直堵着门不打算让你的客人进屋吗？” „, Come.” Li Jie as if after saying that hearing the Loji's question is suddenly enlighted. Stopped up the gate not to make Loji come in as for him a moment ago intentionally only then his oneself knew. “哦,请进。”李杰仿佛是在听到洛姬的问话之后才恍然大悟的说道。至于他是不是刚才故意堵着门不让洛姬进来就只有他自己知道了。 „Tea or coffee?” Since the guest passed through the gate, Li Jie must always make a hospitality the appearance. “茶还是咖啡？”既然客人已经进门了,李杰总是要做出一副热情好客的样子。 „Hot cocoa. I think that you should do. Makes one cup freshly.” Loji has made a third choice, and unrestrained/no trace of politeness. This makes Li Jie a little difficult: „You is a little impolite.” “热可可。我想你应该会做。新鲜做一杯吧。”洛姬做了第三种选择,而且毫不客气。这让李杰有点挠头:“你有点太不客气了吧。” „Are you very polite to me? Heard that you had made a girlfriend recently, and has no shame lived in one?” Li Jie suspected the words and expressions where very much Loji learns. “你对我很客气吗？听说你最近交了一女朋友,而且还没羞没臊的住到了一起？”李杰很怀疑洛姬是从哪里学来的这词语。 Loji may, no matter the Li Jie's doubts continue saying: „Still remembers that what you have said? 【】 But Asgard's second princess first falls in love my. 】” 洛姬可不管李杰的疑惑继续说道:“还记得你说过什么吗？【】可是阿斯加德的二公主首先爱上我的。】” Loji studies the Li Jie's tone speech to have eight parts to be similar unexpectedly. Smiling face that her corners of the mouth are bringing pondering: „You guess, if I do tell your young girlfriend you to be what kind of this matter? Lan, I know her. Moreover I also know that she is the Sorcerer Ancient One adopted daughter. Moreover Kamar-Taj manager Wang|King also very much loves her.” 洛姬学着李杰的语气说话居然有八成相似。她嘴角带着一丝玩味的笑容:“你猜如果我把这件事告诉你的小女朋友你会怎么样？岚,我可是认识她的。而且我也知道她是古一法师的义女。而且卡玛泰基的总管王也很疼爱她。” „If these two know that you play with their beloved daughter's sentiment, you guess that your corpse falls gently to the Endless Sea end, was thrown into the darkness dimension, when Dormammu nourishment?” Loji sitting unrestrained/no trace of politeness the principle has taken care of the clothes to say to Li Jie in the sofa of living room arrogantly. “如果这两位知道你玩弄他们心爱女儿的感情,你猜你的尸体是飘落到无尽之海的尽头,还是被丢进黑暗维度当多玛姆的养料？”洛姬毫不客气的坐在了客厅的沙发里理了理衣服对着李杰高傲的说着。 „I......” Li Jie endured to endure, finally finally the bad language that the plan blurted out receiving. “我……”李杰忍了又忍,最后终于把原本打算脱口而出的脏话给收了回去。 Has good that words said that the pit that oneself digs must downward jump with tears. Therefore is similar to Sichuan opera inside turning hostile is the same, Li Jie has exchanged a grinning appearance immediately: „Really is, Sir second princess. Our relations who with anyone, that matter that you talked about does not have ~!” 有句话说的好,自己挖的坑含泪也要往下跳。所以就如同川剧里面的变脸一样,李杰立刻换上了一副笑嘻嘻的模样:“真是的,二公主大人。我们的关系谁跟谁,你讲的那种事情不存在~！” Li Jie straightforward waving, as if all has not occurred. 李杰豪爽的挥了挥手,仿佛一切都不曾发生过。 Loji had already been used to at present this man was insensitive, this was she has seen the facial skin final Duke animal for these years. Even if the demon armor iron ox most solid iron armor is also inferior to the eventuality of man facial skin thickness. 洛姬早就习惯了眼前这个男人的厚脸皮了,这是她这么多年来见过脸皮最后的公动物了。就算是魔甲铁牛最坚实的铁甲也不及眼前男人脸皮厚度的万一。 „Therefore hot cocoa.” Loji has raised the eyebrow. “所以热可可。”洛姬扬了扬眉毛。 „Immediately, you want to eat anything to drink anything to tell freely. Today my some are the time, must eat sumptuous banquet I to make to you.” Li Jie smiling face frank looks like the chivalrous person of Jin Yong ancient dragon writing is great. “马上到,您想吃什么想喝什么尽管吩咐。今天我有的是时间,要吃满汉全席我都给您弄来。”李杰笑容爽朗的就像是金庸古龙笔下的豪侠巨奢。 „ Does not use that troublesome, “不用那么麻烦, Above hot cocoa one cup, I want the belt/bring swan garland design. ” Light saying of Loji by chairback. „Good!” Li Jie went into the kitchen to prepare the hot cocoa immediately, and so on superficial garland of drinks decorated him unable as for the coffee and hot cocoa. Therefore can only open Google and hundred with the cell phone on the spot looks for the video teaching. 热可可一杯,我要上面带天鹅拉花图案的。”洛姬靠在椅背上淡淡的说道。“好！”李杰立马跑到了厨房准备热可可,至于咖啡和热可可之类饮品的表面拉花装饰他真的不会。所以只能现场用手机打开谷歌和百度来找视频教学。 After being defeated four times, one cup of successful swan garland design hot cocoa after 10 minutes has delivered to Loji's finally. 在失败了四次之后,在十分钟后终于有一杯成功的天鹅拉花图案热可可送到了洛姬的手上。 Looked at cup inside swan design Loji to shut out said one: „Really ugly.” 看了眼杯子里面的天鹅图案洛姬嫌弃的说了一声:“真丑。” „Is is, what Sir second princess teaches is. This does not cause below technique adeptly. Starting today trains hard the garland technology below surely day and night and ensure another day pulls out the best flower to give second princess to taste.” Li Jie is all smiles as before, dog-leg full. “是是是,二公主大人教训的是。这是在下技艺不娴熟而导致的。从今天开始在下必定日夜苦练拉花技术,保证他日拉出最好的花送给二公主品尝。”李杰依旧笑容满面,狗腿十足。 After Loji looked at his one eyes, said: „Remembers the words that you spoke.” Li Jie continues to be radiant with smiles: „Remembered has taken down. In my small book remembered.” 洛姬看了他一眼后说道:“记住你说的话。”李杰继续笑容可掬:“记下了记下了。我的小本本里都记下了。” „Did not say this, said the proper business.” Because shuts out the Li Jie's garland swan to be too ugly, therefore Loji simply has not drunk the hot cocoa. “不说这个,说正事。”因为嫌弃李杰的拉花天鹅太丑,所以洛姬根本没有喝热可可。 „Just I said with you Dark Elf had the change. This is I acts according to the lead to obtain.” “刚刚我就和你说了黑暗精灵有了异动。这是我根据线报而得到的。” Li Jie has thought: „Asgard must make war , can therefore make Thor go back to help in the fighting?” This was explains reasonably. 李杰想了一下:“阿斯加德要开战所以要让托尔回去助战吗？”这是最合理的解释了。 „No, no, no.” Loji swung the finger: „It is not this, this Dark Elf's goal is not Asgard is not Elf Kingdom, but is Earth!” “不,不,不。”洛姬摇了摇手指:“并不是这样,这一次黑暗精灵的目标并不是阿斯加德也不是精灵王国而是地球！” Hears this news Li Jie to set out suddenly, he was startled really: „Why?!” Does Dark Elf hold true the origin to attack Earth? 听到这个消息李杰豁然起身,他是真的惊了:“为什么？！”黑暗精灵有什么理由来攻打地球？ „Because of the energy leak of previous Reality Stone!” Loji has given the answer: „Dark Elf needs Aether, they have a special affinity and sensation ability to Aether. Because Dark Elf's commands the Malekith biggest desire greatly is the universe returns to the darkness time. He needs Aether Stone to help him complete this dream, Aether is their ultimate weapon.” “因为上一次现实宝石的能量外泄！”洛姬给了答案:“黑暗精灵需要以太,他们对以太有一种特殊的亲和力和感知能力。因为黑暗精灵的大统领马勒基斯最大的愿望就是宇宙重归黑暗时代。他需要以太宝石来帮助他完成这个梦想,以太是他们的终极武器。” Loji every single word or phrase said is very serious. But she said truly is the truth. 洛姬一字一句说的很严肃。而她说的确实是实情。 „But Reality Stone has given you.” Li Jie knits the brows to think that the matter is not a little right: „Wasn't has brought back to Asgard?” In fact Li Jie does not covet infinity stone in Marvel World. “但是现实宝石已经交给你了啊。”李杰皱着眉觉得事情有一点不对:“不是已经带回阿斯加德了吗？”实际上李杰一点都不觊觎漫威世界中的无限宝石。 Enough formidable strength, for example has not looked like Ancient One or is Odin either at least is the character of Extinguishing Tyrant this rank, other people attain infinity stone are not the treasures, but urges the dead symbol. The fault that this thing brings possibly are much more than advantage. 没有足够的强大的力量,比如说像古一或者是奥丁要么至少是灭霸这种级别的人物,其他人拿到无限宝石并不是宝物而是催死符。这玩意带来的坏处可能比好处多得多。 Therefore he immediately makes Asgard come the person to carry off this gadget in later that London Aether comes. 所以在伦敦以太现身的之后他就立刻让阿斯加德来人带走这玩意儿了。 Loji sits in the sofa looks that somewhat surprised Li Jie said: „Yes, Reality Stone truly was given to carry off by me. However on Earth still has other infinity stone. Cosmic Cube! Space Stone! You have used this stone many times.” 洛姬坐在沙发里看着有些吃惊的李杰说道:“是的,现实宝石确实被我给带走了。但是地球上还存在着另外的无限宝石。宇宙魔方！空间宝石！你们已经利用过这块石头很多次了。” „It is not we, merely is only some government departments.” Li Jie had not the good premonition at heart: „Cosmic Cube deeply has been hidden by S.H.I.E.L.D. should not leak energy. However Aether awakened it! Even if Earth does not have Aether, was Space Stone also sufficiently makes Dark Elf go after like ducks merely. Because obtains the space has been able to help them easily Aether.” “不是我们,仅仅只是一些政府部门而已。”李杰心里有了不好的预感:“宇宙魔方一直被神盾局深深藏着不应该外泄能量。但是以太把它唤醒了！即便地球没有以太,仅仅是空间宝石也足以让黑暗精灵趋之若鹜了。因为得到了空间可以帮助他们更加轻易的得以太。” Loji closely is staring at Li Jie: „You said, after Dark Elf is attack lax Earth captures Aether easy, said that attacks Asgard to be easy? Even if Earth has guarding of Sorcerer Surpreme Ancient One, but he can protect Earth to be complete, won't the defense line have any oversight?” 洛姬紧紧盯着李杰:“你说,黑暗精灵是进攻松懈的地球夺取以太之后容易,还是说进攻阿斯加德容易？哪怕地球有至尊法师古一的镇守,但是他能护住地球完整无缺,防线不会有任何疏漏吗？” „Must know Dark Elf, if makes a determined effort compared with want fearful many that you imagine! For coming out that Aether Stone their anything does.” The Loji tone is as before calm, the words that however spoke make the Li Jie fine body hair stand upside down. “要知道黑暗精灵要是发起狠来比你们想象的要可怕的多！为了以太宝石他们什么都干的出来。”洛姬语气依旧淡定,但是说的话却让李杰寒毛倒立。 „They will not let off Earth's, even if there is Sorcerer Surpreme they also to launch an attack, believes coming out that my they make. I am quite good with your relations on Earth, moreover Sorcerer Ancient One, although formidable, but old thought and response are not quick.” “他们不会放过地球的,哪怕有至尊法师他们也会发起一场袭击的,相信我他们做的出来。我在地球上和你的关系比较好,而且古一法师虽然强大但是年纪大了思维和反应并没有那么快了。” „Therefore I come to tell you this news, I know that Earth is very important to Thor. I do not hope that Dark Elf attains Space Stone. Therefore I found you, hopes how you find the way to preserve Earth in possibly the Dark Elf attack of arrival.” Loji spoke straight looks at Li Jie. “所以我才来把这个消息告诉你,我知道地球对托尔很重要。我也不希望黑暗精灵拿到空间宝石。所以我才找到你,希望你想一想办法如何在可能到来的黑暗精灵攻击中保住地球。”洛姬说完话直直的看着李杰。 The Li Jie innermost feelings a little soon collapsed. My ~! The bad language of big string big string has flown in the Li Jie's innermost feelings. The father has not solved the Chitauri problem, now came Dark Elf, comes a Ultron crisis a while again. Simply unites to consider as finished the Avengers 1~2 three plots together. 李杰内心有点快要崩溃了。我XXXXXXX~！大串大串的脏话在李杰的内心飞过。老子还没有解决齐塔瑞的问题,现在又来了个黑暗精灵,是不是等会儿再来一个奥创危机。干脆把复仇者联盟一二三的剧情联合在一起来算了。 Like this everybody hits to hit in the same place, you hit me, I hit him. Has killed to completely happily also! Ruthlessly clutches the hair of oneself, Li Jie was feeling that oneself also needed Dawning 101 to protect the hair of oneself. 这样大家打在一起打来打去,你打我,我打他。全部打死了到还痛快！狠狠的揪着自己的头发,李杰感觉自己也需要曙光101来保护自己的头发了。
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