Captain Rogershas flungtoLi Jie, hisreasonis very simple: The Thor'sguardianisyou, you have the basket that the dutyprocesseshimto annoyasguardian. It looks like raises the dog the personnot to tie the dogropeto the dog, causing the dogto biteto be the same, thisinevitablywas the dogownerentireresponsibility.罗杰斯队长把过甩给了李杰,他的理由很简单:托尔的监护人是你,作为监护人你有义务处理他惹出来的篓子。就像是养狗的人没给狗系上狗绳,导致了狗咬人一样,这必然是狗主人全责的。BecauseyoucannotkillAlaska that bitesat will, even ifkilledhas sold the dog meatalsoinsufficientlyto lose moneytoothersgets the vaccine! Therefore the person of thisfinalbeing a scapegoatinevitablyisdogowner. Therefore, raises the dogto be sure to remember that mustrememberputs on the dogrope to makethemto the dogcome outto take a walk, otherwisewhoknows that theywill holdtoyouanybasket.
因为你总不能随意打死咬人的阿拉斯加吧,就算是打死了卖狗肉也不够赔钱给别人打疫苗啊!所以这最后的背锅之人必然是狗主人啊。所以,养狗切记要记得给狗戴上狗绳才能让它们出来遛弯,不然谁知道它们会给你捅出什么篓子呢。Li Jievery muchregretted that nowhas not tied a dogropetoThor, buton the other hand, where has hebeen ableto maketo be able the hitchto result in the Thor'sdogrope? Thisgadgetshouldnot exist.李杰现在就很后悔没有给托尔系上一条狗绳,不过话又说回来了,他从哪儿能弄来可以栓得住托尔的狗绳呢?这玩意儿应该是不存在的吧。Only ifcanattainonlie that Gal Gadotwith " Wonder Woman » infemale protagonistplaysbelays the samegadget.
除非能拿到和盖尔-加朵出演的《美丽女超人》里面女主角手上的谎言套索一样的玩意儿。WhenLi Jiefound the Thor'stime, somesalt fishcomfortablelying downlooks at the newseasonon the sofa«Hell's Kitchen». worldfamousBritainchefGordon Ramsay on the televisionis showingastonishinglyhis„languagetalent”: „Your does, knowXXX unable. The golden retriever of mypaternal grandmotherfamily/homedoescompared withgood that onyourmakes. Ifinyourbrainattireis not, theninvitedyousoberly, clarifiedyouXXXmustdoin the kitchen. OK?!”
当李杰找到托尔的时候,某条咸鱼正舒适的躺在沙发上看着新一季的《地狱厨房》。世界著名的英国大厨戈登-拉姆齐正在电视上展现着他惊人的“语言才华”:“你个XXXXX,知不知道XXX不能XXXXX。我奶奶家的金毛猎犬做的都比你个XXXX做的好上XXXXX。如果你的大脑里装的不是XXXX,那么就请你清醒一点,弄清楚你XXX的在厨房要干什么。OK?!”Later period of Foxtelevision station was also laborious, the programneedsto put in ordersegmentZhengduan the effectbecomes the BBBsound, but must makeeverybodyunderstandagainwhatapproximatelyGordonsaidwasanything.福克斯电视台的后期也是辛苦了,节目需要整段整段的效应成BBB的声音,但是还要让大家大致明白戈登再说的是什么。God of Salt Fishis lying downin the sofa, looks at the Gordon Ramsaybad languageteachingvideo, whileis eating the mixpopcorn of the milk chocolatetasteandcarameltaste.咸鱼之神正躺在沙发里,一边看着戈登-拉姆齐的脏话教学视频,一边吃着奶油巧克力味和焦糖味的混合爆米花。„hā hā hā hā! Theseidiotsdo not fry the sea scallopwell, was simply incurable. You said that if there is restaurantto sellseafoodto askthemto work as the words of chef, thentheserestaurantscango out of business?”Thorthrew a popcornto the oneselfmouth, heinschadenfreudelookspitifulfellow who in the televisionthesesuffer hardships.
“哈哈哈哈!这些蠢货连扇贝都煎不好,简直是无可救药了。你说要是有餐馆卖海鲜请他们当厨师的话,那么那些餐馆会不会倒闭?”托尔给自己嘴里丢了口爆米花,他正在幸灾乐祸的看着电视里那些受苦的可怜家伙。„Do theseidiots, whymake the rosemarychicken legplatoonto be able the chicken legnot to docompletelyripe? Theydo not know that eatsfreshchickento be very easyto let the persondiarrhea? Ifdining roomappearguestdiarrhea, thencanclosedirectly.”
“还有那些蠢货,为什么做迷迭香鸡腿排都能把鸡腿没有完全做熟?他们不知道吃生的鸡肉很容易让人腹泻吗?要是餐厅出现了客人腹泻,那么就可以直接关门了吧。”„Was right, doesn't your familyopen the dining room? Do youhaveto makethistype of quitefreshfoodto eatto the guest?” After ThorseesLi Jiecomes, not to set out, heinsofacomfortablelay downis eating the popcornto speakthesewords.
“对了,你家不是开餐厅吗?你们有做这种比较生的食物给客人吃吗?”托尔看见李杰进来以后也不起身,他就在沙发里舒服的躺着吃着爆米花说着这些话。Li Jieplaces the vatpopcorn on bellyto bringThor, thenstressedoneto losein the import. After chewing, said: „Whatmy familyopensisdining room. indining roomoutmodedhalfraw and cookedfood. Besidesfewcold dishes, allvegetables/dishesafterhigh-temperaturecookingthoroughthoroughly ripeontable.”李杰一把将托尔放在肚皮上的大桶爆米花拿了过来,然后抓了一把丢进口里。咀嚼完以后才说道:“我家开的是中餐厅。中餐厅不兴半生熟的食物。除了少量的凉菜以外,所有的菜都是经过高温烹饪后彻底熟透了才上桌的。”
The counterattack of Mentalsicknesspatient精神病患者的逆袭„, Doesn't your familysellSashimi?”Thorgaveoneselfto fillpopcorn.
“哦,你们家不卖生鱼片吗?”托尔又给自己塞了一口爆米花。„Sometimesonly if the inn of Guangdongvegetable/dishwill sell the porgySashimi, otherChinese mealinnsbasicallydo not meet the appearraw food. Naturally, someYunnan and Guizhouvegetables/dishes have the raw food. Moreover, nowsells the Sashimimostlyis the inns of Japanvegetable/dish. Sashimi, sushianything.”Li Jieshowed the whites of the eyestoThorsaid the Japanvegetable/dishandChinese Foodare different.
“除非是广东菜的馆子有时候会卖鲷鱼生鱼片,其他的中餐馆子基本上不太会出现生食。当然,还有一些云南和贵州菜也有生食。而且,现在卖生鱼片的大多都是东洋菜的馆子。生鱼片,寿司什么的。”李杰翻了个白眼给托尔说了一下东洋菜和中国菜是不同的。„Good, Ialsothink is the same. After alleats mealwith the chopsticks.”Thorhears the Li Jie'sviewto let go, thensnatchingcame backto continueon the bigbelly that placesoneselfface upwardslying downto reveal the popcorntube.
“好吧,我还以为是一样的呢。毕竟都是用筷子吃饭的。”托尔听到李杰的说法摊了摊手,然后把爆米花筒给抢了回来继续放在自己仰躺而露出的大肚皮上。Li Jiehas pattedclapping, handeats the detritus that the popcornleaves behindto pat in , said: „Said, Thor.”李杰拍了拍手,把手上吃爆米花留下的碎屑拍掉以后说道:“说说吧,托尔。”„Whatsaid?”
“说什么?”„Said why youdo wantto hitT'Challa? Ilistened toCaptain Rogersto say. YouhelpoverStormOroro, thenhas punchedT'Challa. Heard that hewas also hitby you are very miserable. Thismatterhas madeWakandaKingT'Chakavery not happy. Heevenactedto askEarth FederationandTuvalu.”
“说你为什么要打特查拉?我已经听了罗杰斯队长说了。你帮暴风女奥罗洛出头,然后揍了特查拉一顿。听说他还被你打的很惨。这件事已经让瓦坎达的国王特查卡非常不高兴了。他甚至出面问讯了地球联邦和图瓦卢。”„It is not he who Ihitis good!”Hearsmatter that Li Jie said that Thoroneturned over/stood up, flexiblelooked like20 -year-old Sammo Hung is the same.
“并不是我打的他好吗!”听到李杰说的事情,托尔一下就翻身起来了,灵活的就像是二十多岁的洪金宝一样。Li Jiehas raised the eyebrow: „Thereforewhat's the matter?”李杰扬了扬眉毛:“所以是怎么回事?”Thorpatted the sofa saying: „On that dayIreceived the pass on message of Ororo, metwithher.”托尔拍了拍沙发说道:“那天我接到了奥罗洛的传讯,和她见个面而已。”„Youdo not fear death? Do youknow that youdo placein the purgatoryscene of carnagenow? Alsodaresto provokeLightningstormmutant? Youthought that inHelllacks the thunderstorm?”Li Jieinconceivablelooks atThor: „Youreallythink that youperson who uses the Divine Dragon Great Herostatus to deceivefor a lifetime?”
“你不怕死的吗?你知不知道你现在身处于炼狱修罗场?还敢去招惹一个闪电风暴的变种人?你是觉得地狱里面缺少雷霆风暴吗?”李杰不可思议的看着托尔:“还是你真的以为你用个神龙大侠的身份能欺骗的人一辈子?”„Iknow,Iknow, Iknow the matteris very troublesome, thereforeIresponded to the pass on message of Ororo.”Thoremphasizedover and over: „Youdo not know that shepassed on a messagerecentlytomypicturecriterionis getting bigger and bigger. ThereforeIwas worriedvery much.”
“我知道,我知道,我知道事情很麻烦,所以我才回应了奥罗洛的传讯。”托尔再三强调:“你不知道她最近传讯给我的照片尺度越来越大了。所以我很担心。”„Worry?”
“担心?”„Yes, was worried, ifwhichdaymycell phoneforgotto bring, was seenthesepicturesthatIto be miserablebySif.”
“是啊,担心要是哪天我的手机忘记带了,然后被希芙看见这些照片的话那我就惨了。”Mixes the worldyoungdemon
混世小魔头„Haven't youdeleted the picture?”
“你没有把照片删除吗?”„? The cell phonepicture can also delete?”
“啊?手机照片还可以删除的吗?”Li Jie: „......, Sorry, Imade a mistake. Youcontinue.”李杰:“……,对不起,我错了。你继续。”Thorshrugs: „BecauseIthought that this wayis not the means that thereforeIresponded to the pass on message of Ororo. One side shewantsto seewithme. Ithink that one side thatsees, after being supposed betterto convinceher, did not wantto entangleme. Youknowmenowtroublesome, livelaborious.”托尔耸了耸肩:“因为我觉得一直这样下去不是办法,所以我才回应了奥罗洛的传讯。她想和我见一面。我想那就见一面吧,最好说服她以后不要在缠着我了。你知道我现在有多麻烦,活的有多辛苦。”Li Jielooked under the Thorbodythatbyhisbodyheavy pressurecushioning some sofas of distortion, «Hell's Kitchen» that vatpopcorn that 50 ozinstalls, as well ason60inchliquid crystalbroadcast. Li Jiesayinglooking pensive: „Yes, is really laborious.”李杰看了看托尔身下那被他体重压的软垫都有些变形的沙发,还有50oz装的大桶爆米花,以及六十寸液晶电视上正在播放的《地狱厨房》。李杰若有所思的说道:“是啊,真辛苦。”„Yes, is truly laborious. ThereforeImustindicate the manner. After Iwent tothereOrorowantedto tellher, not to sendthesepicturestome. Thisis very easyto makemepour the bigmildew.”Thorwas sayinglike this.
“是的,确实很辛苦。所以我才要表明态度。我去往了奥罗洛那儿想要告诉她以后别给我发那些照片了。这很容易让我倒大霉的。”托尔这样说着。„Ichattedwithherat that timewas very long, chattedanymenot to sayspecifically, thiswasmypersonal privacy. ThenIconvincedherreluctantly, makingherunderstandwewereimpossible.”
“我当时和她聊了很久,具体聊什么我就不想说了,这是我的个人隐私。然后我算是勉强说服了她,让她明白了我们是不可能的。”
Does Li Jietouch the chin, Thorhasthisgoodeloquence?李杰摸了摸下巴,托尔有这种好口才吗?„Thenourtopicsreturned the quitenormaldirection, Ororowas the mutant of thunder and lightningandstormability. ButmyGod's Duty is also thunderandstorm. Contrastsmyability, the Ororoabilityis nothing to speak. Thereforeshewantsto consult the controlway and abilityaboutthundertome.”Thorsaidlike thisactuallyright, in the control of thunderabilityfew peoplecancompared withhim, naturallyOdin unable to calculate.
“然后我们的话题转回到了比较正常的方向,奥罗洛是雷电和风暴能力的变种人。而我的神职也是雷霆和风暴。对比我的能力来说,奥罗洛的能力不值一提。所以她想要向我请教关于雷霆的操控方式和能力。”托尔这样说倒是没错,在雷霆能力的掌控上很少有人能够和他相比,当然了奥丁不能算。„Iwantto demonstrate the correct usingmethod of thundertoher. ButwhoseTMknewthatblackboy( T'Challa) at that timealso, moreoverhidis spying on secret, and bodywas also bringing the metalaccessory!”Thorhelplessis caressing the oneselfforehead.
“我只是想要向她展示一下雷霆的正确使用方法。可是谁TM的知道那个黑小子(特查拉)当时也在,而且还是躲在暗中窥探,并且身上还带着金属饰品!”托尔无奈的抚着自己的额头。„Youknow that the thunder and lightninghadlikes the conductivegoodmetal. Butat that timeIjustpreparedto releaseonelikeam the sphericalLightningthing. Youguess that whomthatsphericalLightningdid hit?”
“你知道雷电有多么喜欢导电性好的金属了。而当时我刚好准备释放一个像是球状闪电一样的东西。你猜那个球状闪电打中谁了?”Li Jiealsohelplessis caressingforehead, does thisalsoneedto ask? BesidesT'Challa can also anyone.李杰也无奈的抚着额头,这还需要问吗?除了特查拉还能有谁。„T'Challaalsotold fortunes, hehas not died. Howeverbuthis father the angererupted. Do Iwantperhaps to passto apologize?”Li Jielooks that Thoraskedlike this.
“不过特查拉还算命好,他还没有死。不过他爸爸可是火气爆发了。我想也许应该要过去道个歉?”李杰看着托尔这样问道。
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