DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#354: This is the accident/surprise!

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Captain Rogers has flung to Li Jie, his reason is very simple: The Thor's guardian is you, you have the basket that the duty processes him to annoy as guardian. It looks like raises the dog the person not to tie the dog rope to the dog, causing the dog to bite to be the same, this inevitably was the dog owner entire responsibility. 罗杰斯队长把过甩给了李杰,他的理由很简单:托尔的监护人是你,作为监护人你有义务处理他惹出来的篓子。就像是养狗的人没给狗系上狗绳,导致了狗咬人一样,这必然是狗主人全责的。 Because you cannot kill Alaska that bites at will, even if killed has sold the dog meat also insufficiently to lose money to others gets the vaccine! Therefore the person of this final being a scapegoat inevitably is dog owner. Therefore, raises the dog to be sure to remember that must remember puts on the dog rope to make them to the dog come out to take a walk, otherwise who knows that they will hold to you any basket. 因为你总不能随意打死咬人的阿拉斯加吧,就算是打死了卖狗肉也不够赔钱给别人打疫苗啊！所以这最后的背锅之人必然是狗主人啊。所以,养狗切记要记得给狗戴上狗绳才能让它们出来遛弯,不然谁知道它们会给你捅出什么篓子呢。 Li Jie very much regretted that now has not tied a dog rope to Thor, but on the other hand, where has he been able to make to be able the hitch to result in the Thor's dog rope? This gadget should not exist. 李杰现在就很后悔没有给托尔系上一条狗绳,不过话又说回来了,他从哪儿能弄来可以栓得住托尔的狗绳呢？这玩意儿应该是不存在的吧。 Only if can attain on lie that Gal Gadot with " Wonder Woman » in female protagonist plays belays the same gadget. 除非能拿到和盖尔-加朵出演的《美丽女超人》里面女主角手上的谎言套索一样的玩意儿。 When Li Jie found the Thor's time, some salt fish comfortable lying down looks at the new season on the sofa «Hell's Kitchen». world famous Britain chef Gordon Ramsay on the television is showing astonishingly his „language talent”: „Your does, know XXX unable. The golden retriever of my paternal grandmother family/home does compared with good that on your makes. If in your brain attire is not, then invited you soberly, clarified you XXX must do in the kitchen. OK?!” 当李杰找到托尔的时候,某条咸鱼正舒适的躺在沙发上看着新一季的《地狱厨房》。世界著名的英国大厨戈登-拉姆齐正在电视上展现着他惊人的“语言才华”:“你个XXXXX,知不知道XXX不能XXXXX。我奶奶家的金毛猎犬做的都比你个XXXX做的好上XXXXX。如果你的大脑里装的不是XXXX,那么就请你清醒一点,弄清楚你XXX的在厨房要干什么。OK？！” Later period of Fox television station was also laborious, the program needs to put in order segment Zhengduan the effect becomes the BBB sound, but must make everybody understand again what approximately Gordon said was anything. 福克斯电视台的后期也是辛苦了,节目需要整段整段的效应成BBB的声音,但是还要让大家大致明白戈登再说的是什么。 God of Salt Fish is lying down in the sofa, looks at the Gordon Ramsay bad language teaching video, while is eating the mix popcorn of the milk chocolate taste and caramel taste. 咸鱼之神正躺在沙发里,一边看着戈登-拉姆齐的脏话教学视频,一边吃着奶油巧克力味和焦糖味的混合爆米花。 „hā hā hā hā! These idiots do not fry the sea scallop well, was simply incurable. You said that if there is restaurant to sell seafood to ask them to work as the words of chef, then these restaurants can go out of business?” Thor threw a popcorn to the oneself mouth, he in schadenfreude looks pitiful fellow who in the television these suffer hardships. “哈哈哈哈！这些蠢货连扇贝都煎不好,简直是无可救药了。你说要是有餐馆卖海鲜请他们当厨师的话,那么那些餐馆会不会倒闭？”托尔给自己嘴里丢了口爆米花,他正在幸灾乐祸的看着电视里那些受苦的可怜家伙。 „Do these idiots, why make the rosemary chicken leg platoon to be able the chicken leg not to do completely ripe? They do not know that eats fresh chicken to be very easy to let the person diarrhea? If dining room appear guest diarrhea, then can close directly.” “还有那些蠢货,为什么做迷迭香鸡腿排都能把鸡腿没有完全做熟？他们不知道吃生的鸡肉很容易让人腹泻吗？要是餐厅出现了客人腹泻,那么就可以直接关门了吧。” „Was right, doesn't your family open the dining room? Do you have to make this type of quite fresh food to eat to the guest?” After Thor sees Li Jie comes, not to set out, he in sofa comfortable lay down is eating the popcorn to speak these words. “对了,你家不是开餐厅吗？你们有做这种比较生的食物给客人吃吗？”托尔看见李杰进来以后也不起身,他就在沙发里舒服的躺着吃着爆米花说着这些话。 Li Jie places the vat popcorn on belly to bring Thor, then stressed one to lose in the import. After chewing, said: „What my family opens is dining room. in dining room outmoded half raw and cooked food. Besides few cold dishes, all vegetables/dishes after high-temperature cooking thorough thoroughly ripe on table.” 李杰一把将托尔放在肚皮上的大桶爆米花拿了过来,然后抓了一把丢进口里。咀嚼完以后才说道:“我家开的是中餐厅。中餐厅不兴半生熟的食物。除了少量的凉菜以外,所有的菜都是经过高温烹饪后彻底熟透了才上桌的。” The counterattack of Mental sickness patient 精神病患者的逆袭 „, Doesn't your family sell Sashimi?” Thor gave oneself to fill popcorn. “哦,你们家不卖生鱼片吗？”托尔又给自己塞了一口爆米花。 „Sometimes only if the inn of Guangdong vegetable/dish will sell the porgy Sashimi, other Chinese meal inns basically do not meet the appear raw food. Naturally, some Yunnan and Guizhou vegetables/dishes have the raw food. Moreover, now sells the Sashimi mostly is the inns of Japan vegetable/dish. Sashimi, sushi anything.” Li Jie showed the whites of the eyes to Thor said the Japan vegetable/dish and Chinese Food are different. “除非是广东菜的馆子有时候会卖鲷鱼生鱼片,其他的中餐馆子基本上不太会出现生食。当然,还有一些云南和贵州菜也有生食。而且,现在卖生鱼片的大多都是东洋菜的馆子。生鱼片,寿司什么的。”李杰翻了个白眼给托尔说了一下东洋菜和中国菜是不同的。 „Good, I also think is the same. After all eats meal with the chopsticks.” Thor hears the Li Jie's view to let go, then snatching came back to continue on the big belly that places oneself face upwards lying down to reveal the popcorn tube. “好吧,我还以为是一样的呢。毕竟都是用筷子吃饭的。”托尔听到李杰的说法摊了摊手,然后把爆米花筒给抢了回来继续放在自己仰躺而露出的大肚皮上。 Li Jie has patted clapping, hand eats the detritus that the popcorn leaves behind to pat in , said: „Said, Thor.” 李杰拍了拍手,把手上吃爆米花留下的碎屑拍掉以后说道:“说说吧,托尔。” „What said?” “说什么？” „Said why you do want to hit T'Challa? I listened to Captain Rogers to say. You help over Storm Ororo, then has punched T'Challa. Heard that he was also hit by you are very miserable. This matter has made Wakanda King T'Chaka very not happy. He even acted to ask Earth Federation and Tuvalu.” “说你为什么要打特查拉？我已经听了罗杰斯队长说了。你帮暴风女奥罗洛出头,然后揍了特查拉一顿。听说他还被你打的很惨。这件事已经让瓦坎达的国王特查卡非常不高兴了。他甚至出面问讯了地球联邦和图瓦卢。” „It is not he who I hit is good!” Hears matter that Li Jie said that Thor one turned over/stood up, flexible looked like 20 -year-old Sammo Hung is the same. “并不是我打的他好吗！”听到李杰说的事情,托尔一下就翻身起来了,灵活的就像是二十多岁的洪金宝一样。 Li Jie has raised the eyebrow: „Therefore what's the matter?” 李杰扬了扬眉毛:“所以是怎么回事？” Thor patted the sofa saying: „On that day I received the pass on message of Ororo, met with her.” 托尔拍了拍沙发说道:“那天我接到了奥罗洛的传讯,和她见个面而已。” „You do not fear death? Do you know that you do place in the purgatory scene of carnage now? Also dares to provoke Lightning storm mutant? You thought that in Hell lacks the thunder storm?” Li Jie inconceivable looks at Thor: „You really think that you person who uses the Divine Dragon Great Hero status to deceive for a lifetime?” “你不怕死的吗？你知不知道你现在身处于炼狱修罗场？还敢去招惹一个闪电风暴的变种人？你是觉得地狱里面缺少雷霆风暴吗？”李杰不可思议的看着托尔:“还是你真的以为你用个神龙大侠的身份能欺骗的人一辈子?” „I know, I know, I know the matter is very troublesome, therefore I responded to the pass on message of Ororo.” Thor emphasized over and over: „You do not know that she passed on a message recently to my picture criterion is getting bigger and bigger. Therefore I was worried very much.” “我知道,我知道,我知道事情很麻烦,所以我才回应了奥罗洛的传讯。”托尔再三强调:“你不知道她最近传讯给我的照片尺度越来越大了。所以我很担心。” „Worry?” “担心？” „Yes, was worried, if which day my cell phone forgot to bring, was seen these pictures that I to be miserable by Sif.” “是啊,担心要是哪天我的手机忘记带了,然后被希芙看见这些照片的话那我就惨了。” Mixes the world young demon 混世小魔头 „Haven't you deleted the picture?” “你没有把照片删除吗？” „? The cell phone picture can also delete?” “啊？手机照片还可以删除的吗？” Li Jie: „......, Sorry, I made a mistake. You continue.” 李杰:“……,对不起,我错了。你继续。” Thor shrugs: „Because I thought that this way is not the means that therefore I responded to the pass on message of Ororo. One side she wants to see with me. I think that one side that sees, after being supposed better to convince her, did not want to entangle me. You know me now troublesome, live laborious.” 托尔耸了耸肩:“因为我觉得一直这样下去不是办法,所以我才回应了奥罗洛的传讯。她想和我见一面。我想那就见一面吧,最好说服她以后不要在缠着我了。你知道我现在有多麻烦,活的有多辛苦。” Li Jie looked under the Thor body that by his body heavy pressure cushioning some sofas of distortion, «Hell's Kitchen» that vat popcorn that 50 oz installs, as well as on 60 inch liquid crystal broadcast. Li Jie saying looking pensive: „Yes, is really laborious.” 李杰看了看托尔身下那被他体重压的软垫都有些变形的沙发,还有50oz装的大桶爆米花,以及六十寸液晶电视上正在播放的《地狱厨房》。李杰若有所思的说道:“是啊,真辛苦。” „Yes, is truly laborious. Therefore I must indicate the manner. After I went to there Ororo wanted to tell her, not to send these pictures to me. This is very easy to make me pour the big mildew.” Thor was saying like this. “是的,确实很辛苦。所以我才要表明态度。我去往了奥罗洛那儿想要告诉她以后别给我发那些照片了。这很容易让我倒大霉的。”托尔这样说着。 „I chatted with her at that time was very long, chatted any me not to say specifically, this was my personal privacy. Then I convinced her reluctantly, making her understand we were impossible.” “我当时和她聊了很久,具体聊什么我就不想说了,这是我的个人隐私。然后我算是勉强说服了她,让她明白了我们是不可能的。” Does Li Jie touch the chin, Thor has this good eloquence? 李杰摸了摸下巴,托尔有这种好口才吗？ „Then our topics returned the quite normal direction, Ororo was the mutant of thunder and lightning and storm ability. But my God's Duty is also thunder and storm. Contrasts my ability, the Ororo ability is nothing to speak. Therefore she wants to consult the control way and ability about thunder to me.” Thor said like this actually right, in the control of thunder ability few people can compared with him, naturally Odin unable to calculate. “然后我们的话题转回到了比较正常的方向,奥罗洛是雷电和风暴能力的变种人。而我的神职也是雷霆和风暴。对比我的能力来说,奥罗洛的能力不值一提。所以她想要向我请教关于雷霆的操控方式和能力。”托尔这样说倒是没错,在雷霆能力的掌控上很少有人能够和他相比,当然了奥丁不能算。 „I want to demonstrate the correct using method of thunder to her. But whose TM knew that black boy( T'Challa) at that time also, moreover hid is spying on secret, and body was also bringing the metal accessory!” Thor helpless is caressing the oneself forehead. “我只是想要向她展示一下雷霆的正确使用方法。可是谁TM的知道那个黑小子（特查拉）当时也在,而且还是躲在暗中窥探,并且身上还带着金属饰品！”托尔无奈的抚着自己的额头。 „You know that the thunder and lightning had likes the conductive good metal. But at that time I just prepared to release one like am the spherical Lightning thing. You guess that whom that spherical Lightning did hit?” “你知道雷电有多么喜欢导电性好的金属了。而当时我刚好准备释放一个像是球状闪电一样的东西。你猜那个球状闪电打中谁了？” Li Jie also helpless is caressing forehead, does this also need to ask? Besides T'Challa can also anyone. 李杰也无奈的抚着额头,这还需要问吗？除了特查拉还能有谁。 „T'Challa also told fortunes, he has not died. However but his father the anger erupted. Do I want perhaps to pass to apologize?” Li Jie looks that Thor asked like this. “不过特查拉还算命好,他还没有死。不过他爸爸可是火气爆发了。我想也许应该要过去道个歉？”李杰看着托尔这样问道。
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