DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#330: With the wind what goes is my Nobel prize


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Dr. Reed caused this kind of ecosphere at that time.” Tony was rephrasing in own words he from Dr. Reed there hear the story, listens to him to have the Illuminati fellow big shots who the story rephrased in own words on the spot. 里德博士当时弄出了这样一个生态圈。”托尼正在转述着他从里德博士那里听来的故事,现场听他把故事转述的有着光照会的各位大佬们。 Wait.” Li Jie interrupted the Tony's words saying: Why this plot I thought that probably is very familiar. Probably when beginning 21st Century Hollywood has a greatly rotten piece is this plot. Is one is called " Evolution » B Grade piece!” “等等。”李杰打断了托尼的话说道:“为什么这个剧情我觉得好像很熟悉。好像在二十一世纪初的时候好莱坞有一部大烂片就是这个剧情来的。是一个叫做《进化危机》的B级片吧!” Tony shrugs: This I have question, and was asking this issue to Reed. He told me this is because at that time him just the university graduation not long, did not have what money. He is pursuing Susan, if also wants the means to get so far as the research fund of laboratory. These must spend.” 托尼耸肩:“这个我也有疑问,并且对着里德提出了这个问题。他告诉我这是因为当时他刚刚大学毕业没有多久,没有什么钱。他在追求苏珊,还要想办法弄到实验室的研究资金。这些都是要花钱的。” Therefore he has made some suitable reorganizations this real story, and sold to Hollywood movie company to trade the reward of 30,000 USD the copyright of script. Therefore had behind us to see that movie.” “于是他把这段真实的故事做了一些适当的改编,并且把剧本的版权卖给了好莱坞的一家电影公司换了三万美元的酬劳。于是就有了我们后面看到了那个电影了。” Does the B Grade piece that therefore this brain hole opens greatly base on the true story to reorganize? Thinks, in the movie should that brave and resourceful scientist not be Reed is mapping oneself? 所以这部脑洞大开的B级片是基于真实故事而改编的?想一想,电影里面那个智勇双全的科学家该不是里德在映射自己吧? Then that four limbs developed simpleminded, begins compared with using the brain many and a little fire fighter of clown image maps Doom? That only female protagonist mapping is Susan? Moreover added Black Person to go is probably correct for the politics? 然后那个四肢发达头脑简单,动手比用脑多而且有一点丑角形象的消防员就是映射杜姆咯?那唯一的女主角映射的就是苏珊?另外加了一个黑人进去大概是为了政治正确? Li Jie touches the chin of oneself, really offended the writer is this. Which arrives, makes anything not to forget that gives you to come report enmity anything. For example discredits Doom anything in the movie plot. 李杰摸了摸自己的下巴,果然得罪了文人就是这样啊。走到哪儿,做什么都不忘记给你来一下报个仇什么的。比如在电影剧情里抹黑杜姆什么的。 Does not know that Doom does know this matter, if knows that present Doom can break the Reed's leg? Li Jie has the evil intention to guess, was considering can also tell Doom this matter? 不知道杜姆知不知道这件事,要是知道的话现在的杜姆会不会打断里德的腿?李杰带着恶意的猜测着,同时也在考虑着要不要把这件事告诉杜姆 Tony saw Li Jie not to have the issue, therefore he continued to tell the story. 托尼看见李杰没有问题了,于是他就继续把故事讲述了下去。 ........................ …………………… Reed somewhat dull looks at suddenly Skrulls of appear in ecosphere, his brain started to revolve rapidly. 里德有些呆呆的看着突然出现在生态圈内的斯库鲁人,他的大脑开始飞速的运转了起来。 What had? I put in have expedited the medicament, then here on appear kind of humanoid lifeform? Did I promote these lifeform to bridge over more than a billion year evolution? My Nobel biology prize looked like steady!” “发生了什么?我只是投放了催生药剂,然后这里就出现了类人形生物?难道我推动了这些生物跨过了十多亿年的进化?我的诺贝尔生物学奖看起来稳了!” Young Reed starts to calculate: „The Nobel prize has 1.4 million USD. Moreover has a large number to be exempted from tax. Like this I can build a basic laboratory in State of Arizona. Purchases some basic research instruments.” 年轻的里德开始计算:“诺贝尔奖金有一百四十万美元。而且这其中有相当一部分是免税的。这样的话我可以在亚利桑那州建立一个基础研究室了。采买一些基础的研究设备。” Un...... Probably also almost, if must hire the technical personnel the wages expenses not to be small. Can flicker............ I meant that asked Susan to participate in my work room? Perhaps however after for long-time development I should put out sum of money to come to make the investment?” “嗯……好像还差一点,如果还要聘请技术人员的话工资开销不小。能不能忽悠……咳……我是说请苏珊来参加我的工作室?不过为了以后的长久发展也许我应该拿出一笔钱来做投资?” Is buys safely company or buys Lehman Brothers?” Reed is the investment choice of oneself intertwines. “是买安然公司或者买雷曼兄弟?”里德在为自己的投资选择而纠结。 But close gate that side Captain Skrull and his party of felt that oneself soon died. Because in the expediting childbirth medicament of Reed delivery certain not well-known ingredients have had the function to them. 而封闭门那边的斯库鲁舰长一行人都感觉自己快要死了。因为里德投放的催生药剂中某些不知名的成分对他们产生了作用。 appear of itchy hemp feeling from innermost soul on them, these Skrulls itchy wishing one could gives to take off a oneself green skin now. 一种来自灵魂深处的痒麻感觉在他们身上出现,现在这些斯库鲁人痒的恨不得把自己的一身绿皮都给脱掉。 Reed is still away from the window to be in a daze outside, how he is still calculating Nobel biology the bonus should the tweed. But inside captain and the others have soon wanted dead. 里德还在外面隔着窗户发呆,他还在计算诺贝尔生物学的奖金应该怎么花呢。而里面的舰长等人已经快要想死了。 Captain and the others wanted to escape, but Reed has made the seal gate, captain and the others cannot open from the interior. In the final analysis they are only ordinary scientific research class Skrulls, but is not fight Skrulls. 舰长等人想要逃跑,但是里德已经弄上了封闭门,舰长等人从内部根本打不开。说到底他们只是普通的科研类斯库鲁人而不是战斗型斯库鲁人 They do not have the super speed and super strength anything, these physical qualities compared with Earthling, however strong also limited. In any case ordinary Skrulls is Capt. America. 他们并不具备超级速度和超级力量什么的,这些身体素质比地球人强一点,但是强的也有限。反正普通的斯库鲁人是强不过一个美队的。 The captain wants to score with the oneself micro kinetic energy spear/gun, but this gadget not in weapon of endoatmospheric use. The first spear/gun has jammed, the second spear/gun does not know the kinetic energy bullet might that internal appear any issue, has launched is soft. 舰长想要用自己微型动能枪破门,但是这玩意儿不是在大气层内使用的武器第一枪就卡壳了,第二枪也不知道内部出现了什么问题,发射出来的动能子弹威力软绵绵的。 The captain thought suddenly the reliability of this gadget might as well uses primitive gunpowder weapon. 舰长忽然觉得这玩意儿的可靠性还不如使用原始的火药武器 I should have in a universe and atmosphere circle general weapon!” Captain Sir has a little regretted past mistakes, oneself should not shut out general weapon to be too heavy too refuses to wear ugly. “我应该带一把宇宙和大气层圈内通用的武器的啊!”舰长大人有一点悔不当初了,自己不应该嫌弃通用武器太重太丑而拒绝佩戴的。 However now this does not have the means that before captain and the others rushed to the seal gate, makes an effort is whipping the only surveillance window, in order to Reed can let out them. 不过现在这样也没有办法了,舰长等人冲到了封闭门前使劲的拍打着唯一的监视窗,以求里德能够把他们放出去。 But in fact when the captain opens fire, that sound has made Reed recover. Before he saw one crowd of strong Goblin to run up to the oneself surveillance window, made an effort was whipping. This surveillance window the packing material of glass bulletproof explosion-proof perhaps was given the racket to break to pieces by them. 而实际上在舰长开枪的时候,那个声音就已经让里德回过神来了。他看见一群强壮的哥布林跑到了自己的监视窗前用力的拍打着。这监视窗的玻璃要不是防弹防爆的密封材料说不定就被他们给拍碎了。 Reed had a scare by Goblin of these devils, his subconscious withdrew several steps. 里德被那些凶神恶煞的哥布林们吓了一跳,他下意识的就退后了好几步。 Captain and the others had the pleasant sensation that a desire immortal wants in inside, almost does not have excessively to consider that the captain makes the adjutant use the translation equipment to talk over the telephone Reed. 舰长等人在里面已经有一种欲仙欲死的快感了,几乎是没有过多考虑的,舰长就让副官使用翻译设备对里德进行通话。 Help , helping!” “帮助,帮助!” Surveillance equipment of Reed in through ecosphere accepted this sound, his had a scare again. Too fearful, did the intelligent lifeform that oneself just made have a good command of the language? Then oneself can assume full responsibility in the 10 year all Nobel biology to reward? That is 14 million USD. 里德通过生态圈内部的监察设备接受到了这个声音,他被再次吓了一跳。太可怕了,自己刚刚弄出来的智慧生物就已经掌握了语言了吗?那么自己岂不是可以包揽年内所有的诺贝尔生物学奖了?那可是一千四百万美元 I think that 14 million USD can do ............ 我想想一千四百万美元可以干什么………… Help!!!!!” The captain was soon insane, your indigenous is doing to the meter/rice? He has not seen oneself and the others uncomfortably soon died? Had under expert itchy scratched and tore the body. “救命!!!!!”舰长已经快要疯了,对米你的土著在干什么?他没有看见自己等人难受的快要死了吗?已经有好手下痒的把皮肉都抓破了。 Puts us to exit, we are the envoys of Skrull Star ball, comes and Earth civilization contact. We on the Men In Black headquarters with your planet have carried on contacted!” “放我们出去,我们是斯库鲁星球的使节,是来和地球文明接触的。我们已经和你们星球上的黑衣人总部进行了接触了!” The captain has thought in the flash how to flicker Reed. Pretends the extraterrestrial envoy, on this planet is not frequently and extraterrestrial contact( blames!) And also establishes a Men In Black organization? oneself must compile appropriate background to oneself, even if immediately is repatriated now will go to Skrull Star to be also good. 舰长已经在一瞬间想到了如何忽悠里德了。假冒外星使节,这个星球上不是经常和外星人接触吗(才怪勒!)并且还建立勒一个黑衣人的组织?自己要给自己编造一个合适的来历,哪怕现在马上被遣返会去斯库鲁星也是好的。 So long as left here to be good, because Captain Skrull not only thought now oneself itchy was uncomfortable. In his these hug face insect actively has not made sense, they will throw probably momentarily to come an intimate hug to oneself. 只要离开这里就好了,因为现在斯库鲁舰长已经不仅仅是觉得自己痒的难受了。还有在他的身后那些“抱脸虫”活跃的不像话,它们好像随时会扑上来给自己来一个亲热的拥抱。 Thinks that died the cause of death captain on opposite sex hits to tremble, that might as well committed suicide happy. But now the biggest problem is to lie in oneself can not smooth flees from here. 想一想死在异性手上的死法舰长就打了个寒颤,那还不如自杀来的痛快呢。而现在最大的问题就是在于自己能不顺利的逃离出去这里。 Therefore the captain almost does not have any hesitant saying: I and J detective and K detectives were an old friend, they knew my!” 所以舰长几乎没有任何犹豫的说道:“我和J警探和K警探都是老朋友了,他们认识我的!” Ha?” Young Reed is confused. Wait, what just did oneself hear? This crowd of Goblin said that oneself is extraterrestrial, good this point can believe. They look like likely are not Earthling. oneself considered the first first kind to contact, although oneself was quite calm. “哈?”年轻的里德一头雾水。等等,刚刚自己听到了什么?这一群哥布林自己外星人,好吧这一点可以相信。他们看起来就不像是地球人自己就当是第一第一类接触了,虽然自己比较淡定。 What however did oneself just hear? This group of people said that oneself was extraterrestrial, then did they say Men In Black organization on oneself and Earth? 但是自己刚刚听到了什么?这群人说自己外星人也就算了,然后他们说自己地球上的黑衣人组织联系过了? Perhaps good, on this world really has Men In Black that oneself does not know to organize anything, this says uncertain matter. 好吧,这个世界上也许真的有自己不知道的黑衣人组织什么的,这是说不一定的事情。 However, what did they say? They said that oneself does know the J detective and K detective? That is any ghost! Thinks that I in the evening the movie that doesn't note Susan to watch? Obviously that is the movie character comes good! 但是之后它们说了什么?它们说自己认识J警探和K警探?那是什么鬼!以为我晚上没有注意到苏珊看的电影吗?那明明就是电影角色来的好吧! Young Reed looks that these anxious Skrull Goblin facial colors are calm. Simply does not have ordinary Earthling first time to see appearance that extraterrestrial that excited or feels helpless. 年轻的里德看着那些焦急的斯库鲁哥布林面色淡定。根本没有普通地球人第一次见到外星人的那种激动或者不知所措的样子。 Probably he saw many time has been same, that calm appearance made the captain want to rip him very much. Because they are very really itchy! 好像他已经见过很多次一样,那种淡定的样子让舰长很想撕了他。因为他们现在真的很痒啊! Young Reed stands in out of the door to captain one line of calm asking: J detective? I am also very probably ripe with him, what you said is that has the humankind of black skin and short hair?” 年轻的里德站在门外对着舰长一行人淡定的问道:“J警探?我好像和他也很熟,你说的是那个有着黑皮肤和短发的人类吗?” Right!” The captain nods hastily: „Sorry astrays your laboratory, we do not intend to do this. We have set up a file with the Men In Black organization, you can inform them! We have no intention to affront high-level civilization.” The captain only wants a bit faster to leave Earth now. “对对对!”舰长连忙点头:“很抱歉误入你的实验室,我们并不是有意这样做的。我们已经和黑衣人组织备案了,你可以通知他们!我们无意冒犯一个高级文明。”舰长现在只想快点离开地球了。 As for invading anything, since saw after hugging the face insect, he did not plan to keep on Earth to do. However to indigenous begs for mercy the shame of receiving to report like this. 至于入侵什么的,自从看到了抱脸虫以后他就不打算留在地球上作死了。不过向这样的土著求饶而受到的羞辱是要报的。 The captain decided that so long as leaves here to announce that like other civilization Earthling raises the evil plan of abnormity. Believes that these civilization will destroy completely Earth compared with oneself first! 舰长决定只要一离开这里就像其他文明宣布地球人豢养异形的邪恶计划。相信那些文明会比自己更先灭掉地球 Reed that at a moderate pace appearance were asking to Skrull Captain and the others: But do you mix my laboratory? You do not know that invades any high-level civilization laboratory is the serious diplomatic acts?” 里德还是那一副不紧不慢的样子对着斯库鲁舰长等人问道:“但是你们是怎么混进来我的实验室的?你们不知道入侵任何一个高级文明的实验室都是严重的外交行为吗?” The young Reed innermost feelings are spitting trough: Deceives a ghost! Any Men In Black, any J detective. This is rambles on! This fellow peeped my movie then to think that was real? 年轻的里德内心在吐槽:骗个鬼啊!什么黑衣人,什么J警探。这都是瞎扯的好吗!这个家伙是偷看了我的电影然后以为那是真的吗? What this crowd of do extraterrestrial link is movie cannot divide? 这群外星人连什么是电影都分不出来吗? Reed believes that perhaps on this world has the Men In Black organization, perhaps has the extraterrestrial event processing organization. However he does not believe that in this organization just has fellow who called the J detective, moreover was much longer with Will- Smith. 里德相信这个世界上也许有黑衣人组织,也许有外星人事件处理组织。但是他不相信这个组织里刚好有个叫J警探的家伙,而且还和威尔-史密斯长得一模一样。 This deceives the ghost, me, when the child does deceive? Although cannot determine these extraterrestrial purposes in coming, but looked that they grow are the same with Goblin, Reed has determined them definitely is not the good thing. 这就是骗鬼吧,把我当小孩子骗?虽然不能确定这些外星人的来意,但是看他们长得就和哥布林一样,里德已经判定了他们肯定不是什么好东西。 From this point, young Reed actually is also the face powder! Reed had not planned that put these fellows to exit, no matter they were practical joke real extraterrestrial that humankind disguised as. 从这一点上来说,年轻的里德其实也是个颜粉啊!里德已经不打算放这些家伙出去了,不管他们是人类假扮的恶作剧还是真的外星人 Reed does not prepare to take risk in any case, because he does not know that which relates Men In Black. 反正里德不准备冒险,因为他可不知道去哪儿联系黑衣人们。 If this is one crowd of ulterior motives extraterrestrial? If they are invade Earth's? In the Reed mind emerges innumerable oneself have watched the extraterrestrial invasion movie instantaneously. 万一这是一群别有用心的外星人呢?万一他们是来侵略地球的呢?里德脑海中瞬间涌现出无数自己看过的外星人入侵电影。 Any «Mars Person Handles Earth», any «Independence Day». 什么《火星人玩转地球》啊,什么《独立日》啊。 These classical works are revolving in the Reed's mind, he even more thought that oneself should not believe these extraterrestrial Goblin. Un, even if Earth Goblin cannot believe, according to plot Goblin in novel is the swindlers. 这些经典作品都在里德的脑海中旋转着,他越发的觉得自己不应该相信这些外星哥布林。嗯,即便是地球哥布林也不能相信,据小说里的情节哥布林都是骗子。 We can transform the figure, pledged to the day, we merely curious. Has not spied on your research!” The captain took an oath this, and was begging for mercy to say to Reed: Please a bit faster put us to exit! Here makes us very uncomfortable!” “我们能够变换身形,对天发誓,我们仅仅只是好奇而已。并没窥探您的研究!”舰长赌咒发誓这,并且对着里德求饶道:“请快点放我们出去吧!这里让我们很不舒服!” Reed already looked that these Goblin are uncomfortable, but he does not care about this matter. After all he is uncomfortable, looks like these medicament is not only in the zoology and botany to these ecospheres has the use, has the use regarding these extraterrestrial lifeform. 里德早就看出来这些哥布林不舒服了,但是他并不在意这件事。毕竟他并没有不舒服,看起来这些药剂不仅仅是对那些生态圈内的动植物有用处,对于这些外星生物也有用处。 Reed looks at Skrulls calm saying of these itchy suffering extreme distress: Is impossible, I am impossible to put you to exit like this. I do not know that you have any risk.” 里德看着那些痒的死去活来的斯库鲁人淡定的说道:“不可能的,我不可能这样放你们出去的。我可不知道你们有什么危险性。” We can display the oneself sincerity.” The captain looked at one more and more actively behind hugs face insect saying: So long as you can stop this type of itchy air/Qi!” “我们可以展现自己的诚意。”舰长看了一眼身后越来越活跃的“抱脸虫”说道:“只要你能停下这种痒气!” Reed has raised the eyebrow: You said that you can turn into any animal?” 里德扬了扬眉毛:“你们说你们能变成任何动物?” So long as is we have seen, understood that crosses.” “只要是我们见过的,了解过得。” Turns into one harmlessly the animal that and I can see, do not turn into the gerbil to dig to me.” Young Reed so said. “变成一个无害并且我能看得见的动物,不要变成沙鼠给我打洞。”年轻的里德如此说道。 Now form compared with person, Captain Skrull and his party of not too many choices. They can only do following the Reed's view now. Doesn't turn into the gerbil? Before captain one line have thought of them, one herd of buffalos that passed by. 现在形式比人强,斯库鲁舰长一行人没有太多的选择。他们现在只能顺着里德的说法去做。不变成沙鼠?舰长一行人想到了他们之前路过的一群野牛。 Reed looked at this crowd of Goblin to turn into the buffalo from the Goblin shape full of enthusiasm. This crowd itchy the buffalo that everywhere sways back and forth is also inexplicable somewhat moe. 里德兴致勃勃的看了这群哥布林哥布林形态变成了野牛。这群痒的的满地打滚的野牛也是莫名的有些萌啊。 It is not right. Does not think these matters time. Young Reed remembered oneself to make anything. He stops the delivery expediting medicament immediately, instead gene locking medicament putting into use. 啊,不对。不是想这些事情的时候了。年轻的里德想起了自己应该做什么。他立刻停止了投放催生药剂,反而把基因锁定药剂给投入进去使用。 Since expedites the medicament to be useful to these extraterrestrial, then the gene locking medicament is also useful? If can lock this crowd of extraterrestrial in the shape of cow the oneself short distance dissection studies extraterrestrial? 既然催生药剂对这些外星人有用的话,那么基因锁定药剂是不是也有用呢?如果可以把这群外星人锁定在牛的形态的话自己是不是能够近距离解剖研究外星人呢? Like this Nobel lifeform prize not oneself it's in the bag? This studies the extraterrestrial lifeform! Reed so is thinking, but the speed on hand is not slow. 这样的话诺贝尔生物奖不还是自己的囊中之物吗?这可是研究外星生物啊!里德如此想着,但是手上的速度却不慢。 The investment of gene locking medicament made in the seething with excitement condition same ecosphere give instantaneously tranquilly. But itchy Skrulls like mad also thought is more comfortable. They only want to enjoy tranquilly in this moment. 基因锁定药剂的投入让原本沸腾状态一样的生态圈内瞬间给平静了下来。而原本痒的要死要活的斯库鲁人们也觉得舒服多了。在这一刻他们只想享受宁静。 But looks that one herd of buffalos do not plan like this to let off them in Reed of ground comfortable gasping. If oneself wants the means uniform/subdue they, but oneself surely does not have such martial power. 而看着一群野牛在地上舒服的打哼哼的里德可不打算就这样放过它们。自己要想办法制服它们,而自己肯定是没有这样的武力的。 Reed has thought of Doom, Doom's hot-melt gun. So long as there is this gadget not to fear that these fellow section little darlings were obedient. Has the Men In Black organization not to be unimportant. Doom is the oneself J detective! 里德想到了杜姆,还有杜姆的热熔枪。只要有这玩意儿就不怕这些家伙部乖乖听话了。有没有黑衣人组织已经不重要了。杜姆就是自己的J警探啊! Reed fast runs in the direction of camp, when he just ran up to the camp in his, the tunnel direction of ecosphere has heard an explosive sound, soaring to the heavens Flame and high temperature. 里德飞快的朝着营地的方向跑去,就在他刚刚跑到营地的时候在他的身后,生态圈的地洞方向传来了一阵爆炸声,还有冲天的火焰和高温。 Reed surprised looks at that direction, Susan also by this sound awakening. In vision that two people are astonished, the Doom back to Flame and explosion, a real man vowed does not turn head to look at the appearance of explosion. 里德惊讶的看着那个方向,苏珊也被这个声音给惊醒了。在两人讶异的目光中,杜姆背对着火焰和爆炸,一副真男人誓不回头看爆炸的模样。 He uses one type cool very compared with the appearance two people said to Reed and Susan: Was good, all troubles were solved. I have destroyed that place thoroughly, does not need to be worried that the Evolution lifeform invaded!” 他用一种帅呆酷比的模样对着里德苏珊两人说道:“好了,一切的麻烦都解决了。我已经把那个地方给彻底毁了,再也不用担心进化危机生物入侵了!” Reed dull looks at that to soar to the heavens the flame innermost feelings grief and indignation that: My Nobel prize! 里德呆呆的看着那冲天的火光内心悲愤:我的诺贝尔奖啊!
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